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That’s the quickest it’s ever started okay what in the world usually takes fraking ages me me member benefits oh I’m a nerd I’ve got a Christmas sword uh oh I start recording what am I doing where’s me everything hello all hello we were late on top of

Being late which is the first time anybody could have ever got away with saying it and nobody did condition I’ve conditioned you well uh uh there you go this sorry ah ah come on L I need this come on all right I I really do I need this

Been editing for I don’t know how freaking long right spoilers it’s not spoilers doesn’t make any sense um we we are starting the world I already had so just shove up your ass that’s all that is all what we doing guys it feel like it’s been ages well it’s weird it’s only

Been Monday and yeah yeah I completely agree to ready up don’t that help yeah I’m a cool guy I don’t know what his name is but I’m using this skin because it’s actually a logo I am 27 you have been grinding aren You I is on drugs spent 4 hours rendering

Yesterday turning to realize it rendered in 1080 1920 not 1920 1080 how sorry I see how in the world why the hell does it take four hours I know in my B what are you rendering Christ why have I got a budy why have I got one of them fruit

Rollup skins for a background for a loading screen on Darth Vader oh what do you mean why is the title getting bricked up it’s Lego you not heard the jokes before you’re on the right stream hello hello hello L what am I holding a torch oh am I

Yeah oh you lobed it now I am it was invisible oh you can have that if you want actually you probably need it see put it put it on your uh oh God how does this work I haven’t played in a couple days go on your inventory and put it on

The B the far right of the inventory bar where there’s a little line dividing it it’s in your off hand it’s a torch it lights you up it warms you up all right you ready for this yeah doesn’t break last forever I’ve had this torch since I started this file what that’s that’s

Number one um what do you want to know oh [ __ ] there’s a there’s a rainbow got to go I’m pting a C I’m kidding I’m kidding I might run away I’ve got some milk I tried building a fence to pen him in but I think that’s a feature I need

To unlock it has not worked see the models Lego models got their update no they already had it at launch I think it’s just that I was using a skin that didn’t have it what do you mean there a rainbow you’ve got to go where are you

Gone I haven’t got anywhere where are you oh there you are I’ve already got one hat I wonder One hand was this you yeah the rainbow over there you see it yeah we off do you want know I have no idea I know what I’m doing you

Played oh [ __ ] no I don’t want to throw that no I need that um you pet Cals for milk I yeah you you don’t need to kill any creatures in this game it’s very very very friendly don’t need to kill any of them you get milk from them you get eggs from chickens

Sometimes feathers I’ve got a load of [ __ ] literally uh uh do I need a weapon you don’t need one but I’m going to drop you one if I can remember how to do it I don’t know why drop isn’t a actually joined and left good good times hey did

You pick that up yeah it’s near good though yeah but the best I’ve got I don’t have anything else sorry H we’ll go to this oh this is sick forget to pick up wood and Stones along the way all right sorry don’t forget Granite I still question why this called

Fortnite when this is nothing like it cuz it’s in the fortnite launcher all right this is the fortnite world there a big ball here big rock ball so we need to go back so iy can join what to the lobby I don’t know cuz he’s saying it says join party but not join

Game all we’re going back soon as I figure it out leave the mat return to Lobby Good Times where were you hey Sake ice man oh dear there he is we hit a brilliant fre oh hang on upgrade your village I was this going to tell me no

Not play now I wanted to actually whoever’s built that has got way too much spare time on the r Christ it’s not a new save it’s Brett’s old from oh stream going to save it’s a new save I on fraking Earth did we build that all

That quick yeah he has he hasn’t played it this season look at him he’s level one Noob he’s level one here we goes all the emotes took a second oh my brain why did I get this loading screen again it’s literally Darth vad a fruit

Roll up oning I got the same as on last time weird oh it’s a load soon I’ll be able to te Luke how it works everyone else playing Lego fortnite at a minute I saw somebody say at the beginning of it I can’t remember starving you’re starving yeah

Okay now I’ve got to do this [ __ ] I got my stuff where’s my stuff gone really where’s your stuff what the hell where the hell am I where the hell am I this the same save yeah why I Lally got nothing I mean you only picked up

Two three things didn’t you I mean I lost your axe it was nearly Broken Oh the rainbow’s gone as well right fine by me I’m coming home there I am I can’t BL find it I still don’t know where the hell I am oh dear I’m leaving no I’m returning I’m

Not leaving anymore need to give Luke a torch and I see a torch and build myself another torch I freaking guess show you around the [ __ ] all as soon as I get bloody back I don’t even see you where are you um I’m next just next to IC see but I

Don’t know where where’s the map you do my heading where’s the map yes back yeah I know but I mean I have to put Discover it all where are you cuz this ain’t you all right beef boss how you doing just that a pumpkin okay beef boss ain’t interested oh there

You go how you doing beef boss you done your job hey you gave me a recipe i’ got the Looper Trilogy ghost with Jordan love it thanks how’s your job oh he’s got me planks oh no that’s phenomenal what an hardworking boy what you sprocket you do anything these two tits

Will turn up soon oh my God marble slabs for free well I’ll try and find oh there’s a cave you going in there where are you I don’t no cuz I hav got the map go toward the smoke Tower why does it feel like you’ve loaded into a completely different Lobby

Smoke show yeah be a BL thing of smoke in the distance that’s my fire okay thank you non medicon friend convinced me to get GTA 5 I didn’t see myself becoming a big fan but it’s fun just to run around stuff how you Lads enjoying lead goat fork knife right [ __ ] pack

That in that’s not even [ __ ] funny pet the cats read my read my stream with cont there Burg yeah I’ve done that I’ve done that one what the hell was the what was there a question on any of that I how are we doing getting attacked why what there like five people

Chasing him people well Lego people yeah I need to know where you two idiots are where on Earth can you possibly be I swear to God you’re in your own Lobby you’re not even on my map I’m hungry unless you’re there that’s a spider don’t know why why you’d be there

But you might be there I don’t know find a smoke Tower come find me I’m here I’m just part of your quest at this point I don’t know how this has happened where’ my freaking axe go you know what’s funny you say your inventory you got nothing mine borderline reset like

The axe I gave you is gone but the the axe I used to equip previously was in the place it was before 10 out of 10 great that one fantastic don’t know why I’m doing this I don’t why I’m doing this there’s no need anyway it’s been a

Long week for me I’ve got a long day of editing as well after after this it’s been non bloody stop nonstop I’m on a hill and I’m walking around and I don’t see no smoke TOS are you and I seeing your own game I really hope

Not why would we be in our own game was in your lobby no it says you’re here sh key there you go I this ERS are you taking piss I’m just asking a question have you punched them not yet it’s a spider Luke it’s like 10 a tenth of your size what about

The Wolves he’ll be fine I is figh on a wolf you’re definitely in the world where in this world I’m not sure I don’t think you turn up on my map I there are two spots that have randomly L lit up on my map that AR connected to

Where I’ve walked is that where you spawned I’m guessing so yeah I can’t see your map try going Southeast wait West sorry I am bad at this try going Southwest well you know learn how to play the game yourself it’s fine you want to get the basics on your

Own that’s that’s good you’re going to need some food though we’re going Southeast at the minute well that’s the opposite so you’re going further away I’m do you see a rainbow no what do you mean no I don’t see no rainbow I’m not convinced you’re even

Real I’m not I’m not dead I’m not convinced you’re real got attack man just just just give me your stuff come give me it very much appreciate you got knob tons of stuff thanks to this right what do I need to upgrade this I’ve got none of

That maybe head north until you find a desert that’s where I might go okay about where where you started then sh you started at the desert close voice too yeah why is there so many wolves chasing me were you at a village is no no need to get the door

Lady Lady get out of the way the icy discovered right right I okay pants be long time mode you [ __ ] read it well the tourament gives you two full Hearts also look’s in the far top left of the map the icon shows the icon shows what

Icon yeah I’m wait I’m waiting to wear this you can also hit to check if he’s in the lobby anyway how are you lot being a hell of a long time since I last down last stream was a riot that’s pants mode pants mode PES mode next

That’s D oh I see it on the map now I thought that was some part of the map youu are like a compass oh my God I just died and I’m at a village I see die I’m at a village what what what was I supposed I lost all

My stuff now yeah no shock there [ __ ] eyes yeah but um the barrels they H what do you mean the dynamite barrels so you hit yourself with a barrel is I didn’t know what it was I thought I’d get loot if I destroyed it the big red Barrel yeah is what you thought

Would I don’t know who do are no evidently you’re nominating yourself for not knowing much at all night shield and recurve cross crossbow oh jeez Louise what even H I don’t even do you close the door cheeky bastard I need to I need a torch don’t I yeah you can

Craft one if you want you only need Vines and wood I is only three 3, 400 m away he should already up and die then shouldn’t he it’s getting further away as well I’m getting stressed out right where’s your Vines I keep forgetting how to bloody build things it’s been it’s

Only been a couple of days and I’ve forgotten I don’t have any of this [ __ ] how much stuff you got got to go back to the fraking desert oh all this is resource refining [ __ ] don’t you touch it I thought I need wood and vinestone

Huh oh you can have that have you found any no I was going to say I don’t think there is any here I have these yeah take them I’ve not got any normal wood you can have some of the normal wood thanks forgot about that I had wooden Vines and

My brain just you have to go take a crafting table uh press B ah however that’s I guess I should show you around you’re already in there uh here’s the crafting bench that’s where you make your tools this is where you no wait the thing in the middle is where you refine

Wood into planks and whatever the hell I mean obviously you can see what it does and this is the stone one but yeah you need the crafting bench to literally craft all your tools so I’m going to probably need that actually now I think about it I’ve got frig all I’ll put some

Food away and some [ __ ] away quite literally [ __ ] I’ll be back cfed a torch don’t worry Lads that’s okay icy respawn the back already respawned or spawned press the map button look on your map and look for the little Lego blank silhouette symbol and follow that to

Until you find us cuz you’re you’re leagues away miles you’re forever you are gone I’m going to make an axe and a pickaxe is that all right what do you mean is that all right I’m using your supplies I mean you’re going to need something best provide your own

Eventually what don’t R in a plank what am I doing is there any more I don’t know there you go baggot there you go I don’t know what I’m doing where the hell do you put berries in this this is my house I know there you go why is this game so

Stinky it really is when you press the put button to put press the button to put things in the Box for you it won’t stack them for you essentially Early Access this game essentially I don’t know where the other put the wheat am I high as a kite I

Guess so whatever put it in here make a pickaxe buzzing what a great game you got shoting it down have I got what you got a weapon Define weapon SW no I don’t not currently I just made one supplies it’s right you just taking everything here no you just taking

Everything you’re taking the piss as well while you’re at it what more do youing want and need no I’m done now I’m done are you yeah can tell you when you’re done I’ve not got any of the goddamn C where did I put it where on Earth did I

Put it have you put those godamn not Woods back no yeah I have yeah there it is it just lagged for me I guess or I missed you where’s your Vines go like ships in the a I don’t really know with you there’s a loom inside maybe

That what do you mean I gave the key to you it’s for the world not the village you smokane user bloody Burger there the bloody Burger leave it you stressing me out I can’t think it’s about two things at once all I’m seeing is markers in Vegas

Let you know when I’m joking right finally there you go one who Dar me to eat the burger so I’ll kill you I found that actually yeah anything it probably shouldn’t be eaten God knows where it’s been right yeah whatever oh my God the skeletons yes L they it’s night time no

They are not hard they Sho bow and arrows if they’ve got a bow Arrow yeah okay like having a kid have [ __ ] just experiened it for yourself got to ask I can go fight him if you want the bloody level one skeleton son I didn’t

Know was level one did I they L I’m [ __ ] getting I’m genuinely going to turn this off in a minute right what in the world is after for this crap I can’t make that we over too soon wonder if I can make you any of these I probably could you probably need

These I can’t be asked with you yes not bothered I’m insane well you killing level one skeletons again yep 38 likes there’s a fortnite bias in this world there’s a fortnite bias you’re all bloody Loveless untouched virgins and by all you I mean the ones not here I got no

Pickaxe yeah it has about two ticks left you appreciate that one while you can why have I already forgotten what I needed claws silk uh do I need that as well I can’t even afford it but I do uh marble shell say it loud enough maybe I’ll freaking

Remember you sleep through the night yeah we could do if I wasn’t in the middle of godamn who knows where question what’s the green thing around my uh Hung okay glad you asked that one cuz I probably would have forgotten you best not stray too far cuz I’ve got

Gifts for you or I will do I don’t actually at the moment don’t don’t turn up to yet what do you mean no oh freaking idiot BR want to fight some uh skeletons whoops why are these following me I don’t even have any normal marble why do you need that you [ __ ] weirdo

Why are these following me by the way what who all the villagers I don’t know I’m not trying to be rud oh my God they just annihilated that dude know the answer to that question of been honest with you we need some normal marble right I’ll be back you want you hang a

About you be around here I haven’t really played this game mode much but do you feel like L forn is a finished game or does it lack some things I feel like it’s one of those things that it’s early access without saying it yeah what do

You mean yeah you’ve been here for 3 seconds I can tell how I’m playing it right now you haven’t even scratched the bloody plastic off of the game case much it’s a game case these days I mean I died to wolves I well I nearly died to wolves died to a bloody

Explosion there no bloody marker there warning me was it are you a [ __ ] dope fend yeah I’m concerned I really am you AR even scratching service of this game I died you a [ __ ] games journalist be on cupet in a minute saying you beat the game cuz you could get past theing tutorial

Jump to me that one what w play that is too hard me right come back now oh my God forgetting that oh there’s a massive Frozen biome between me and you guys and running for 10 minutes got me roughly 200 at the 4,000 in distance you two have fun

I’m going to [ __ ] pull my own eyelids out I am just keep dying maybe you’ll turn up I kept dying repeatedly don’t let me to stay here what do you mean want me to wait here did I when you said don’t go far oh right yeah there you go right CRA

This now crap uh and I’ll craft this for Icy when he ever freaking turns up I think he’ left the game right did he if I’ve just crafted that for nothing I’m killing him how do I wait I can craft more oh well never mind I lo on to those for

Him what do you mean no how do I do this keep forgetting this game is weird there you go look pick them up equip them charm you’re going to be amazed what it does you won’t believe it sick what Lo that was proper M gang some raspber show is that all

You’ve got yeah didn’t treat yourself to anything h k got my first shiny new Pokemon DLC a few minutes already it was an execute but enough about me how are you barely anything about you um um how are we Luke I’m all right I guess you guess I can’t complain you

Don’t know yourself how are they themselves you don’t even know I I got nothing to complain about so that’s not true that’s not true for any of us there’s a I’ve is a complaint for you there’s a [ __ ] Tree in me garage cuz it keeps respawning I’ve got rid of that tree

Like 15 times it’s not like medieval Dynasty I’ll warn you I’ll warn you now shite oh whatever that’s fine I can’t believe they’re notating the forest until it’s released yeah well you got to make the big bang pretty pretty substantial what Sony does is Grant conspiracy isn’t stealing what

In the world Mr Tower of Xbox 360 and PS3 disc cases what you’ve been in this cave uh the one near our house yeah yes I just went into that to be able to make you those jarms you want to go to the desert yeah sure which way is that it’s

A bit of a walk but I mean there’s not a compass on the main blue screen which is really annoying but North we could go meet icy how I don’t even know there was a frost biome in that direction I thought North and South were hot and cold but as it

Turns out he’s in cold all the way over there tell you can get be call on this game um not that I’ve got uh ghost I give for the follow appreciate it yes for the follow Legend oh yes only getting rid of like the digital rights

To movies and stuff and yeah I heard about that why yeah if you want to own something get a yeah get a case get a disc sorry chicken better than him like you freaking [ __ ] where are you going you melon by the way it’s white to

Roll yes noticed that this is a very generous game I don’t if you’ve noticed oh there another one also I’d recommend saving your sword cuz those bit of a waste on them um yeah the combat doesn’t take any stamina the rolling doesn’t take any stamina stamina’s just running oh so I

Can just Spam why yeah it’s not quicker than running I do warn you no walking I should say I need to collect some raspers my help loot chest where I don’t know I don’t know how to describe this yeah oh yeah there you go smoke never mind I didn’t know

That was there I just heard it looked up in the sky saw the rift spawn it didn’t see the smoke oh watch out that’ll kill you what is it I could do with land I don’t know they just one of the most annoying freaking things in this

Game except for the bosses that run around bosses yeah I found them once or twice I wouldn’t recommend fighting them killed me in in entirely one hit hello wolf I’m just eating your brother in front of you don’t mind me I get the feeling this blue smoker tracks

Enemies I could be wrong I’m willing to uh to believe that I could be wrong but at the same time quite a few at least what I’m coming what were you doing collected some food you’re a nobit fting from me life here go go go go go ow I’ve already had all these

A got some snowb seeds that’s what matters sorry I’m late don’t worry about it we were we were scheduled late technically um what am I’m I saying here guess who spend a total of two hours Journey heading to the hospital and to get told looks bad we’re getting contact

In the new year what they no you don’t anything by February call us back I love that one I love that we’ll get to you back we’ll get back to you by this time if another massive amount of time was passed after that then then then then

Contact us oh he going on is icy downloaded [ __ ] porn bloody rubber banded Jesus Christ oh Pancake Man oh he had blast powder yeah you know you you said you didn’t like those barrels that blew up you can’t craft those yeah if you ever see Blaster powder which I believe I’ve

So far twice uh that’s I believe what you craft it with I don’t remember what the other thing is there a cave over here and some some oddly shap building come give it to usce keep going north Ro to the desert to my second village got

Some pumpkins if you want I’ll pick some up oh man what was I going to say my brain just gets bloody wiped clean every time one of those comes through not a clue oh well doesn’t matter I’ll be fine also when you actually cook food you get like bonuses

Nice I don’t know what the stamina bonus is I can’t even figure it out oh I missed okay well the totem gives you what that one two Arts didn’t Luke never read this I thought you did I Luke in the far top left of the map the

Icon CH you can hit RB to check if it’s in the lobby anyway what I think I read that one was the one before too tired to be funny qu was supposed to be medal lead not action lead uh God all of English anyways it’s like a [ __ ]

Diary appreciate you very much cheers thank you very much you can take your time typing these whenever you want appreciate you very much cheers I [ __ ] reading MSN I’m in [ __ ] school that was your day l I watch you I do res for two there a Borderland three start in the

Beginning did a side quest where I did Kill things had to why did I say did obviously had to kill things with a rifle the rifle name was uh called the big suck what’s that going after you oh for God’s sake one of these again you know

It’s got a rock on its head takes bonus damage pickaxes oh the game’s very uh very obvious doesn’t doesn’t keep things subtle very Legend of Zelda glowing big red eye weak point dead again no CR spawns bad I which killed me in one shot yeah the biomes if you’re in something

That isn’t a green field you’re officially in hard mode just so you know which is very unfair for why is you keep being spawned there oh I I start offard mode this is that being forced into it with no prep time just straight away oh I don’t know it’s annoying why

Can’t I like I need a button yeah there needs to be a thing for me to be able to just throw the the the thing I’m holding I know I could do I guess I could just do that I do like the auto pickup I’ll be honest just eats it nice

Torch keep trying to throw you food and all I’m doing is eating it more by accident I’m already full I’m going to throw up in a minute literally what did I just throw you torch you got infinite torches no I got three I was going to say you

Craft three at a time I was I was like wait a minute is he bugged it is there a bug a you dick thought you get staggered a random you want to try itting him [ __ ] I thought I was close to it but hly it wasn’t was I no even

Close oh Christ get away from me tell you what it bloody lags when you’re on multiplayer you get guns and stuff on it can you get crossbows what in fortnite you can get a crossbow I don’t know about guns we are in Lego mode with wolves and spiders like it’s Minecraft

If you’ve noticed that I say wolves they’re not a hostile thing they’re in the game they’re not hostile I press Dodge you freaking melon I’ll kill you it’s right you leave me to fight the walls while you go pick daisies not even going to chop that tree are you what how killing

Spiders blood you put the easy mode you kill the spider very hard that one very hard but yeah considering the age gate rating for this may maybe maybe there isn’t guns yeah Bo we’re nearly there Luke we’re near there genuinely I’m not I’m not messing around might need to unequip that torch

Soon why off to the desert you’d be too on oh my Lord I don’t know if that affects it fully I don’t remember I had it on for a bit was a wat Tower in that distance isn’t there it might have understood you’re wrong but you can see

The buff that the cooked food gives you from the inventory or did you mean that you couldn’t understand what the buff icon means basically right explain that buff to me cuz I feel like it doesn’t affect stamina in any way does it recharge like what 2% quicker that’s what I mean it hey

There’s nothing in it already been here you take that box yeah go on death stranding come on death stranding yourself that’s it brilliant they took my eyes off know why that didn’t do no damage by the way the main benefit of the sword is uh it’s stabs fast that’s

Literally it oh not that it doesn’t do more damage but like the pickaxe does one more damage to that thing the stupid little rolly poly boy but it’s not as quick doesn’t matter oh for freak’s sake speak of the devil is it you don’t want to be complaining I made your health

Charms out of these you’re actually sick yes among other things some corn there some corn some berries got any corn off some corn of course you will oh you genuinely wonder if Kima try a sequel to death stranding I don’t know if sequels are a thing he bothers with

Anymore he just wakes up as from a dream so I’m going to make that as a game hello Lads how you doing oh [ __ ] hang on bad timing nice this utmost excitement that I tell you that I drove for the first time on public roads anyway thanks thank you for the lives

Congratulations said streams that mess me up appreciate you Dex like yeah genuinely congrats proud of you braver man than me I’m not going behind a bloody vehicle wheel absolutely not better a chance of going under one going to do a going to do a stream one of these days to fund Luke’s

Intensive driving course one of these days genuinely just realized the tail wagging on the I don’t know why I really like that they made out of Lego I don’t know why I thought they were making a sequel or it was a DLC there’s something more

To strand in coming and I swear I also read they making a goddamn film or a show you been to this house here uh yes I wasn’t sure but yes come on come on to my new Village luk this one you’re going to be building can see it I can

See it you got teleporters God I’m open so you noticing hey yeah I like this game but yeah I could definitely do with transport or a uh a portal but you know I haven’t progressed massively massively so you know why is it blue oh yeah the

Director’s CAU that is why is it blue I don’t actually know why it’s blue do you like all these chests you like them I tried with this area I tried from the ground up what we got what we got I don’t know you you’re welcome to have

Pretty much all this I couldn’t give a [ __ ] I couldn’t give a flying [ __ ] for this so you’re on the border of hard mode you’ve been warned boy right yeah so uh uh uh all right Luke we need oh I don’t know if that’s around here

What the hell man if you find a cave you’d be sure to let Bret now so we literally On the Border are hard mode well I mean it’s not terribly hard I think I think winter yes ironically where I see is for several reasons uh is the harder one but yeah this it’s

Definitely Ouch Charlie in the next Zone you’re going to need you’re going to be grateful for those Health charms also [ __ ] messed me up oh sorry for the Don’s being incoherent no it’s just K what was it I’ve already lost it where it bloody is it’s not incoherent as it is just

More you can tell me whatever you want to tell me you just make sure you tell me the old story in one oh my [ __ ] so what blast that over me I do don’t go about building Press B right okay you’re a grassin now what the hell how do I finish your

Building wait start build oh yeah how do I finish it you say yeah walk up to it I didn’t realize that God I’m stupid yeah there you go if you got the wood for it I believe so I got 58 wood H go for it then you got more

Than me come on go for it oh blood is a rainbow what the hell that seems relatively far away h I’m not sure about that one happen you got to like walk away like far from it so you can see you doing it you got to do it manually do

Not just pop in what are you about so Lego you got to put the bricks on you can aim at it you don’t have to be St on it okay you can aim at it from a distance if that’s what you mean sorry I just realized then it’s natural to me

I’ve already been playing this for way too long glad you like the uh the Golem [ __ ] show Cheers grimbly canel Come On Son oh never mind like one by one I’m I supposed to reach out there you just reached the other one I guarantee like do you want to come to

This side luk where you can actually see yeah I can’t press X until I’m like here right start build yeah hold on yeah it’s impossible can’t be wait what I can’t move I’m Lally Stood Still what do you mean you can’t move I’m stood still moving about moving this blue brick about

I’m so confused what you are on about and what’s happened to you you just started moving while you look like you was building I am yeah how do you do that then you select the [ __ ] build part sake still needs another bit storm froze actually to death

You do it I did yeah than you for finishing my building I never finished for some reason he starving you want dog Jesus actually I’m halfway there well that Rainbow’s officially gone what know somebody tell me why I spawned 4,000 M away I spawned right next to me but then he

Ran yeah then you died and you spawned at the Village yeah and now he’s died and he’s just there over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over pretty exhausting this God in heaven did I not eat I swear

To God I just ate F [ __ ] Jesus I might go find icy how we run shove up your ass sh up your ass New Village upgrades yeah we need not wood so if you see it cave in the in the thing dear God let me

Know I have not found one I’m going to go this way I’m going to I’m going to patrol the border of the desert see what I find is that one of them special wolves or is it normal wolves how would I be able to tell King [ __ ] dark hey sand wolf how

You doing son come here you [ __ ] oh right then bye oh by the way if you wanted Luke you can recruit those villagers to follow you yeah yeah then they fight with you and even if they only use the fists very useful to bed my bed please is is there a [ __ ] skeleton

Cowboy this so confused I killed a sand wolf Luke a sand wolf how out of them well the skeletons aren that bad uh I don’t know if they been hit by them they got a fair amount of Health though my sword is boogered ow you went full on Kent then I want to

Wa you best be organizing it swear to God you make a mess I’m trying my best oh I’m going to sneeze as a warning not now bu he wolves here oh [ __ ] oh was my inventory full already yeah that’s why I’m doing putting everything away I didn’t think I had

Anything nor oh God W sure about that ah go on power of slip juice hey again hey I’ve got a shell oh sh what do you mean shell it’s called shell yeah that’s what we’ve got for killing the little bug thing the little Rolling Rock whoa close not been

It by you I don’t know the damage I might be I might be fine I just don’t really feel like chancing it don’t like to live life on the edge of me one of them parkour con us yours I’m fine wait oh you won’t be any wolves left I warn you I

Know where you gone there’s a symbol on me is is they not we’re too far away I see I I can’t see yours I can see you on my map you’re North I’m just North you didn’t look did you yeah I I L looked on the map but on on my screen

Normal game screen I can see I see but not you wait what I can see you now I’ve never been able to see IC 4,000 M away ow that’s weird well if you’re 100 away and he’s 4,000 it’s not that far no died two two wolf sand wolf how much damage

Did it do lots oh my God he’s F fighting a crossbow with me don’t [ __ ] tell me lots how many Arts it was like one and a half maybe maybe two oh okay banging I’m no longer scared thank you you know what I love about this the

Skeletons and the wolves fight yeah I know just saw them really handy oh now I’m being shot by some [ __ ] skele Bob get a life you virgin oh my God two skeletons are killing the wolf K it my God what is this a spaghetti Weston I know it’s a crossbow not a gun

But Jesus why bed it oh yeah I see just got away with that just can you attack other players or can you find other players just our server look oh okay I don’t know if you can turn on the ability to kill people oh right I don’t

Not kill me what is this you’ve been on one of them bloody water things what the yeah sure have yes ow no bad that was like a lot of damage get away from me you virgin loser thr bloody rocks at me these I found a group of [ __ ] he looks like a

Stormtrooper how you stupid wuk [ __ ] off stupid annoying little bastard in scorpion get alive oh he’s freaking dead oh my God a scorpion should not be this tanky what a spider in the God damn was that noise just threw a grenade at me I didn’t oh no not you I don’t think you

Everywhere near me ah whoops that’s it’s a bit scary for me [Laughter] yet oh you’ll be fine you melon what’s that chasing me is it a little scorpion no it’s like bloody fly disco fly a disco oh right it’s a bloody loot bug get back here then it Le it

Leads you to stuff there two nice what you mean your eyes they’re bright the the the color bug yeah it’s not that bad have I bugged this how just sunlock this I feel like I bullied that I didn’t like that I feel bad stop picking up trash you monastic chav

Magnet L ate my character so much what why would it do that what why would it not give me an options to take all from the chest ow I’m Not Dead it’s game for kids look they assume you haven’t played anything better that’s that’s that’s my

Guess I don’t even know where I am there’s no Asis near you why are they all throwing bloody rocks at me who’s throwing rocks um do you know the equivalent of them Rock things we was killing with a pickaxe oh yeah you the one I just found two of at once yeah I

Just I run away from like four right I just took the rock to the other and I know exactly what you mean come over here you boring [ __ ] oh thank you got some spicy p whoa uh if ever you need some free Stone Luke these rly poly fellas go right through the

Rock right through Al’s a bit like cheating yeah could be could be all right well getting dollars to Donuts worth of these freaking things what’s your current car actually fortnite original some I don’t know I think it’s a fortnite original skin yeah I don’t think it’s anything oh

I said roll you melon the [ __ ] walking off is full again there you go get it on an incline there you go there you go winning oh the gems have come back huh gems yeah there’s gems on this I can hear a golden chest thing you what like when you’re playing fortnite

You can have like a chest in an attic I can he where are you well there’s nothing in it maybe that’s another one of them bugs cuz I opened it maybe you some spicy peppers I’ve got 20 of them I just pick some up why do I get up

Here can I even get up here I don’t think got any wood using trolls on Val is just the play thought you going to say cheating to be honest I want sure which way you were going to slice that one it’s the play Oh I can use Granite oh it’s just

Tiny as no no my God I found some bread you found bread sound dead happy about it and all that’s so nice by the way if you know this not L you can build stairs whenever you want wherever you want yeah I saw I saw loads

I hope this makes it cuz I swear to oh my God no hey took a rank cookie found it got there I’m up oh [ __ ] I’ve not got space for this God the inventory systems a nightmare uh got some slap Beres enough about your sex life I’ll get rid of

These here we are now we’re in now we’re cooking Luke why would we do now how did it do that as well Jesus Christ T how long what why does it do what why do it not stack automatically I told you I warned you I did say that’s not me

Saying that makes it fine but I did warn you my inventory is dead full no you got like three or four of the same thing you just don’t realized yeah it’s greatz i’ I’ve played hours and I still didn’t notice also you can claim a free gift in

The quest tab I know you can’t access it in the logo mode or let you know if you’re interested in it uh do I even want to know what the hell is it is I’m hot can i e a snowberry that’s a pepper seed bro that’s not going to [ __ ] help ah yes

More warmth L I’m burning to death stressing out why this inventory system yeah like any game of the survival crafting genre the inventory management is the worst part of every single one of them oh brex Night Fury same page as well is the Bony good crossbow is good

Yeah I’ve I’ve got a good one right now so it won’t do any damage but like yeah the crossbows are good no oh freak it what can I do with these like broken pickaxes shove them your ass drop them on the floor those are your options I’m not trying to be

Funny those those are your options your preference use them and break them or get rid of them because they’re literal trash garbage pointless shouldn’t even be dropped by the enemies all you need to do to fix that and I doubt they’ll put it in is if you dragged and dropped

It on the same slot it fixed it and combined them yeah that’s what I was hoping yep sorry no dice yet maybe it’s later look free stuff did you see Destiny yeah Destiny Legacy Collection free on Epic yeah don’t even know what it is at this point cuz there’s that many of those

Collections isn’t the reason isn’t I don’t think me holding the torch is a reason I’m H uh let’s find out oh you [ __ ] I want to go exploring I feel like this map humongous yes it is nope sleep told you I’ll be not trying to be a know it fig i’

Try is not medicine for the $2 ready for this Luke Luke carry around planks then put them in a chest then break it full repair oh my God that just did like two free damage to me I beg your pardon hang the [ __ ] about here what did you just say in my

House I don’t want to go desert it’s too too scary for me shut up you melon there yeah I’ve got no Planks on me at all that exploit was patched I [ __ ] hate you oh thanks for getting my opes up there Mel you [ __ ] looking forward to that campfire

Here who’s this dude yeah if you find campfires there usually enemies right Rowan I can talk wait what talk yeah oh you found a human being yeah well technically you know what does he do nothing I I want to steal his chest though I can’t actually steal

It do it there wo and some silk you’re going to need we’re going to need that all right it’s not that hard but still oh throw up oh my God there’s some more stuff for you all that just going whack me in a minute um oh yeah C is B good I’m not

Going to probably end up playing it but I’m curious on the last question for Luka you’re going to build your own village luk just help Brit in the forest I probably just help Brits to be honest well I mean the one that you’re currently at is one I’d recommend trying to

Build use that to learn what you need is what you need is a green give me a second pickaxe no I mean yes but a green axe find a mine then find trees under there and get like loads of wood then come back and you can upgrade the village okay my

Advice I need green stuff green weapon I is only 1600 M now oh my God make sure to craft him a bed and he sleeps at it for [ __ ] sake make sure he’s got a bed if he gets here then dies even at home well icy

Make sure you make a bed when you get to the Village I don’t think there’s a spare one yet please tell me I can reach didn’t make any sense but it was worth a go I how you slide yeah it’s funny to carry over a few things but not

That that no what the no never that all right don’t press a this is literally not fortnite what do you mean it’s literally not fortnite it’s it’s not fortnite is it it’s literally a Lego game you just put fortnite in the name for royalties a bit [ __ ] conspiracy theorist do you I

Think he’s on something it’s almost like Lego was like we’re going to make our own games ah frig that this will make more money cuz it’s free and it’s easier I’m making my bed right yeah whichever one you want oh my God please I’ll be home soon

I won’t be home for Christmas at this rate but I’ll be home soon all of this is so much [ __ ] I don’t even know if there’s anything up top I don’t to hope there is or isn’t to be honest I’ve got like 40 of this Amber I’ve not even got the

Machine that can cut it what do you mean how much does Lego get from this how the [ __ ] would I know let me get on the blower when got Dave Mel I’m sure he [ __ ] knows he knows everything till he’s ho he doesn’t stupid old prick we never forget that save the world

Exists and yet this was made instead I want sure about that there you go I said you want a green bed like mine or you want a blue one I need planks for that you can have a green one I’ve got way too much of this GTH

For the for the record there’s literally there’s no point me having all this I can’t use any of it oh your bucker makes some charms that cool me down probably not cuz I’m probably going to need to go to the bloody the cool place to cool off to God it takes snowberries or

Something you can make farms in this by the way look Farms cool right what I do some uh Elevate this Village [ __ ] I I already told you I’m just having look for all the crafting it’s quite a lot is it what the bloody crafting book yeah that’s low it’s going to hurt

Ways Mar over [ __ ] legs oh boy planks and shells planks and shells oh I’m [ __ ] myself I can’t believe that works all right it’s it’s still fortnite logic luk if you do a thing that makes you jump up you can fall forever nice now I know that one show take him a

Little Fe oh wait what who killed what here I think a chicken just got murdered by a scorpion what chicken’s doing in this biome eh I ask you oh frig I’m really sad they’ fixed that stupid repair your tools thing because For the Love of okay another one

Oh no Wolfie going need more than one of these Lumber Mills out jeez you imp patient man yeah you can if you want them you feel free you get building I’ll support that sh come on you wee bugger don’t run away from me oh my God ice is 200 M

Away you get him that b mate get on Ice Man quick before it’s dark oh I’ve got to give up somewh else now that’s annoying oh I’m make myself another one freak I think I’ve earned it at this point right I’m on my way I’m coming back home you watch he going to

Die hope not it’s going to happen oh [ __ ] I’ve already been here haven’t I upgraded a crafting bench oh nice what do you two think about the booby streamer epidemic where they actually completely s and naked oh hot 10 out of 10 tun in every night gives a [ __ ] I’m done at this

Point oh no we can’t have the children exposed to the wee boobies oh no though [ __ ] stream GTA in Call of Duty where you [ __ ] batter the [ __ ] out of people with bullets could give a [ __ ] anymore I couldn’t give a [ __ ] oh you do what I

See the one thing I’ll say is pretty godamn comical it’s in the building across your kned it’s in the bedroom this one here um the one thing that’s comical is that one day they frakin ban two people obviously women two streamers for doing what they did

And then the next like oh we’ll just create this category and tag and new rule set so they can do that cuz it brought in [ __ ] banging numers all we had Vicon bloody sons of the forest you know yeah yeah I see stay there um enjoy enjoy having Health you best

Pick that one up as well you godamn [ __ ] nty what’s all that this our job to organize all this chicken getting B dud it’s all right we’ve got our buy cronis to come out has he picked it up all right God cheers for all that one I’m dropping all

These pickaxes oh my God he found a snowberry Shake oh my it’s 10 10 minute heat resistance this how do he drop twitch is allowing henai I didn’t know that one surely not you can’t show full penetration on Twitch surely not what’s all this I see cheese don’t make me

Laugh don’t don’t make me laugh oh Jesus need to pick up for disappears you know it’s dropped even [ __ ] more you do it lazy [ __ ] tough I went miles in my voice oh my body frames oh really I’ve not had frame issues on this game I’m taking my

Driver’s don’t seem to fix it uh God I’m blind I’m getting fed up what you so I’ve got pumpkins in my body inventory yes and there’s pumpkins in the storage yeah you press it I told you it doesn’t stack when you do it you got to do it manually I know it’s [ __ ]

And it does suck and it’s shouldn’t be that way but I already warned you wow get a moan it’s completely Fair how get into these chests aim at them like look look stand here that’s your mistake look stand here then you just aim at them and then then it pops

Up that’s this game you feel like you need to be close to it you don’t for most of these things you can show full on porn as long as it’s drawing all right twitch has gone a bit mental right and that that one that one didn’t expect that that’s a bit

Much come on now that I think that one’s getting walked back in a day or so but the rest of it could give a [ __ ] right so we’re going to need more storage clearly we’re going to need much more storage um God how do I build what these Shacks are bit tear out

There well you not unlocked any any good ones cuz you’re a little stupid poo baby pleas par sick need granite for that I’ve got some we got loads there loads of you want to build out Granite get it out of the chest get building you best

Make it form fitting right you best make it nice and tidy you start placing things all over the place I’ll [ __ ] build I’ll be the first person to build TNT how big are these houses you’re doing the pleasant one yeah the massive that’s the one that we had back at base

That I showed you around God what am I doing here I don’t know how to play this game I’m the one with the most time on it and I’m probably the one that knows the least I’m probably the least coordinated out of the three of us right now see

What I mean you see what I mean every time already started he was already pretty laughing at that what’s going on there what was that tree all right the old screen shock why is there a plank sticking out here clothes line I there was that’s the only one I could

Build there Luke that’s the only one that I could build there all right so maybe you get off your ass and you build the you know what I’ll do it I don’t know where it is I’ll figure out you stay there now you have fun I’m just going a look

Around not enough resources luk I need some wood have you got on him yeah what do you need actually hang on how many you want to drop like whatever you’ve got I got 30 on me here yeah fine I I’ll give you a back SL turn it into

Planks see as you’re going to fraking moan about this and not fix it I’ll fix it you see what I mean you see what I mean is that you again trees I’m just nowh near you and it’s shaking my screen you think a [ __ ] me is

Landing get any me here be bu twitch stream W it I need some wooden rods well you have to make them aren’t you on it I’m on it oh this [ __ ] game slap my brain see what genuinely nearly said it again on ironically I think I need a poop well

Real life yeah can’t do poop on here like long drive can you to press the B button then oh owie ow owie 88 Granite times I’ve seen you get [ __ ] in games bre penetration is absolutely allowed holy I think I’ve seen a message from zinth and before but I hope I see another

One funny though that’s actually funny everyone else take notes what that Bloody noise who’s playing music I’m not is one of you emoting or have we just got somebody in the village that’s some bloody musician right we got food food over here so it’s all organized like

[ __ ] go and give it sauce where’s where’s the bones there we go there’s 12 there take freaking dick tons of Bones everywhere look sadly oh yeah whatever just get it all in gapper have we made a cucker yeah no I’ve not made a cucker why is there a freaking torch here get

That off in the way what’s not rout what’s that that’s the special wood that’s there you know those caves yeah there I it’s in there I’ve not got any faking granites for God’s sake that’s not it that’s not it that’s not it that’s it is there much

Stuff in there in the caves like there’s chest with like not amazing like a crazy fantastic loot but there’s there’s chests with loot I’m going to go find a cave right BR okay if we’re put in the C career we should probably maybe just potentially grab all the food put it the

[ __ ] in there you stupid stupid boy or at least the cables for the love of good God help me oh find a cave wish me Lu yeah good luck I mean you found some on your map not that far away or I did at least I’m pretty sure you

Did yeah you cook with a CER I see i’ just I’ve made one for you there’s three million pickaxes oh my god oh Jesus wept a bloody River all right put that there put I’ve got freaking seeds everywhere man I don’t need seeds I can’t believe

We’ve got heavy wool I even need that don’t even need it oh right there it is I’m sick of these bloody wolves now calm yourself everywhere out there oh Jesus Christ This is not going well this is not going well at all this is a fraking nightmare I got

Two w wolves circling me here they’re easy if you’re in the normal land this Haven been looted [ __ ] me all notice one thing that makes no sense Hing a chest with an axe deals less damage Hing with your bare hands yep there’s a few things like that in this that don’t fully add

Home spider look how gray is it out there yeah it’s been it was actually Sunny earlier believe it or not what when I was asleep yeah brilliant I already feel like I need to go back to bed I’m not joking I’m not going to I’m definitely not going to did

You see the chest in the corner by the way luk cuz I forgot about that completely what chest there [ __ ] not wood here is it the white trees I’m looking for are you underground no then no okay what have you just started sticking [ __ ] in [ __ ] me no him say

I icing directions this is the food thing here put all the food stuff in these chest Here For the Love of Jesus Christ please well I need to I’ve already forgotten what I need to do idea cook no idea use the cooker no one [ __ ] listens to

Anything I say until they ask me that’s a chest is literally proof of the internet right here all the information in the world is is right there whenever you need it and want it it’s right there no one [ __ ] looks no one no one ISS it when it’s even

Said yeah we need we need we need Luke not wood and we need we I hope you’ve got green tools and you f of mine that’s all that’s all I’m saying I got green pickaxe and green axe good don’t spend it on anything right I see a golden

Chest well don’t not don’t not spend it on anything don’t spend it on anything but the you know the [ __ ] you need this looks like a trap this what whaty noise messed me up oh well [ __ ] Bratt will do it is he doing your eding yeah there’s just

[ __ ] everywhere this just [ __ ] every [ __ ] where it’s just a just a nightmare oh there’s loads of loot no there isn’t you taking the piss I saw a chest it was empty oh brilliant never mind fair fair as Fair okay I’m getting some organization here I think I think I

Am frak off you penis frig off your penis we’ve got cheese we’ve got this we’ve got milk milk was somewhere I don’t know where that’s bloody gone wa lag yeah I had that bloody hell there bloody wolf right next to me as well thankfully I’m mostly Stood Still but hey they they they’ll

Made that good one of these days promise won’t be an issue soon I’ve got the milk next to the cheese Could Be Inspired I’ve lost it again there it is there’s The Raspberries living off raspberries at the minute is that what you’re doing yeah I got nothing

Else that’s annoyed the [ __ ] out of me right so we got slat Berry seeds pepper raspberry snowberry we’re doing good who’s this what do you mean who’s don’t stress me out what do you mean who’s this talk to cuddle team leader how have you found how have you found that I don’t

Know just bu running around you’re near a cave as well Luke good go left a bit on them there’s a chest I’m trying to get the chest for [ __ ] sake you not you not mantel no annoying is it after the most recent update you think they’ have got that in sync wouldn’t you

Oh there a cave behind me you see the cave you already see it yeah all right never mind I was sure if it was in like height difference if you could see it or not now you know now you know way I’m happy does he just build that without ask my asking my

Permission jeez Jeffrey with the to to technically last 18 months let go fortnite you what mate where are you you want a rock let me inform you right you know Minecraft and valim you know all the things in that yeah they did that but it’s in fortnite now and it’s

Lego pretty cool thank you star Momo for following on on Twitch I I like this I unironically legitimately like this I think it’s great I don’t think it’s like game of the year or anything but I do enjoy it I am a fan Bo what the hell’s an activation

Switch oh I have not done any of this what in the world don’t know what that noise was I’m sorry um this is a big cave calm down what I don’t know why I said it sorry you have fun I don’t know why I said that what is

This I don’t know I could build the hey that’s what we need that’s what you need right there right right I’m on my way uh question oh God yes sorry why these skeletons got blue body armor on cuz they’re hard what you want from me I don’t I don’t know I don’t

Know right I’m making a pavilion I am right here you are oh my God uh got some marble good we need that smashing had a lisp I don’t know why I did but I had a lisp how tanky of these blue marble rocks yeah welcome I’m really hoping you

Can make a charm that makes it so your thing’s got more durability or does more damage really open for that if you’ve got any resources icy you want to build this you feel free seeing you can I don’t know to be honest with you a sh mushrooms mushrooms us just

Say ah shut them out oh it’s just dropping wow yeah can’t be asked can I I’m hungry literally can’t be ask just Chuck it on the floor yeah you do it it’s like having kids why I [ __ ] know what am I on about here really what

Am I on about oh [ __ ] wrong thing no wrong to be honest oh God yeah they do go quick these building things yeah it’s just for the this is the one thing I’ve said when I played it on my own it wouldn’t let you do it while I

Was doing it well I was going to run out of resource resources right and then hand over the Reigns and ironically as soon as I run out of resources you dropped all your stuff so that’s just a timing issue yeah I hope that when you I hope I

Don’t think that’s the case that when you build something the first time after doing all the the build thing you be like right i’ you know I’ve done that now I now that will just Auto build for me that needs to be a future update right I’m I’m I’m just saying come on

For that’s insane what’s up were you blackberries well what do they do um I think it makes it quicker think oh Jesus I’m playing the game wrong oh Christ I’m running out to Granite Now is it going to be what’s the chance of being a boss in this cave I

Not found a boss in cve most of the bosses I found have been well if there even bosses they’re probably not and I’m just a [ __ ] Noob uh have been wandering around the open world okay so you should be okay oh come off it now how hard are these

Scorpions wait what you got scorpions in a cave looks like scorpions what’s that slap juice snow Berry marble I don’t think they are I don’t think they hard look I bit the inside of my cheek where I’ve bit it before and it’s scabbed over oh oh my God my you can enchant tools

And weapons to only increase its health and durability and that’s it at least that’s all I know I’ll take it praying to God I can get that at some point soon praying praying to Jesus my inventory doing meing yeah you’re just going to have to

Get used to the idea of uh just dropping and leaving loads of [ __ ] this is not a game where you can take everything this is not a game where you can take everything my bloody Goblin though yeah exactly it’s it’s built in US isn’t it there’s no no there’s no cheat menu

There’s no mods where you can give yourself more backpack space yet there’s a cave right here oh my nober seeds I’m full my inventory is full [ __ ] cave right here this a joke oh if I was never a fan of fortnite before would you recommend this this

Isn’t fortnite you got nothing to worry about yeah this is literally not fortnite you want a free survival crafting game that’s essentially valim and it’ll get updates yeah I went there then yeah I don’t I would very recommend it I love this this is fun I I can’t play this on my off

Time while I’ve got actual work need to doing cuz I don’t get off it I played it for hours hours oh my God break already you know when you found the right thing in the in the cave if you’re in one by the way look CU it takes forever to break

Right oh the love of Jesus Christ I’m kind of stok why why I don’t know where I am can I slab are you kidding don’t destroy destroy the chest you don’t get planks from them no you don’t that’s proper M that’s bad how dare you you [ __ ] game

You [ __ ] game you disgusting [ __ ] just marble right next to Marble I’m downloading this on my Xbox tonight see not even close to kid it’s perfect is it it’s the exact type of game you need to just not give a [ __ ] and tune out right don’t need wolf

Claws do we uh we have got plenty at this point yeah we have we have got we have got numerous so what’s this this is equipment what’s this what’s this slot for what does it do I say merge huh my goodness gracious great balls are fire only Loot so much loot and not enough space yeah we need wool uh yes wool thread silk thread just you need everything you know say that but the thing is right now I don’t think we need wool drastically so you can get rid of that if you want need pumpkin I

Don’t need Vines not w we no we don’t need we’ve got millions of vines right I’m getting stressed out what am I doing why am I even stressed my house is out this door it’s fine oh the need six oh well I’ve not got any of it well no not I’ve not

Unlocked it I should say that’s the problem why is this cave so big the well because the caves link up to the other caves I don’t know that from what I can tell I don’t know if they all do I don’t think it’s like bloody te of the Kingdom

Where it’s just a solid all connected map underneath but still for the three charms that’s for your glider thank you you trying to get me excited you’ve done it it’s worked I’ll tell you oh is that enough is that all I needed some one in this cave right

You what do you mean seven out of eight hi hi I oh for [ __ ] sake all right where’s a rock these are sheep I just nearly thought think they let you inall the wa what didn’t they let you install the game on its own so it shouldn’t be that

Big what fortnite Lego I don’t know I don’t know if that’s a thing for fortnite I’ve not noticed that myself then again I’ve already had the main thing installed from the beginning so maybe it’s not an option I’d see but I don’t know if that’s a thing finally

Rocks Christ almighty always used to think fortnite was such a big game like f size yeah but then you realize how much is actually on the game Jesus Christ yeah then you see Call of Duty for comparison as well for size can you install zero build on its

Own I have no a clue like I’ve literally just said I don’t know then you’ve asked me again [ __ ] yeah to confirm Brett does not know you should be able to there you go wowers you’re asking the wrong guy I ain’t got a [ __ ] clue I pick my

Arrows back up I shot him hey you miss maybe Zoom ow I’ve got it all installed and I regret nothing still haven’t played the uh the Guitar Hero mode you know sorry uh allegedly the Guitar Hero mode I just lost like 10 arrows oh you got got aim no I thought

I’d get them back if I hit him and they died oh right no no no no if you get a hit that’s it it’s gone if you miss if if if you find an enemy right that’s trying to shoot you bait out the shot yeah because those ones those ones you

Can pick up from the ground did it I buil I built it built what the Pavilion oh my God I don’t know why I’ve built the Pavilion I don’t even know what the there’s so many enemies in these caves I’m literally crosseyed right now just for the record I’m completely crosseyed I can’t

Breathe I don’t even know why I just left not even joking I do not remember why I left you’re kidding no I’m stupid wait what that was more wasn’t it yes don’t stack whatever you do you stink I’m just going to go for the uh trees in this cave please do please come

Back with loads and millions cuz I can’t be asked loads of millions I’m not sure about that please just bring back more than one stack I’ve got two stacks at the minute of which the the not not rout keep going thank you thank you oh so many enem is I’m

Can’t deal ow you’re dead course really what’s your health uh two what I’m out raspberries you idiot you lunatic freak my crossbow is broke stop using a crossbow I got nothing else my Christ you didn’t go in there very well equipped did you no what well I thought I didn’t think

There’ll be this many enemies it’s [ __ ] cave yeah but still there’s a lot of enemies yeah in a cave it’s not no there any caves ever in any game ever been less populated than the rest of the place right screw this you guys doing anything me and I see oh oh the these

Freaks what I say I’ve got some wooden rods got 30 wooden rods from our Sandra how about you there you go just got 30 planks no I was going to just go give them a different job that’s not happening I was going to get them to follow me that’s not happening holy [ __ ]

No they’re staying what food have I got we’re going to need that marble soon that marble and not wood right we can upgrade the village again already those snow barers are insane you using them no you see what they do well the heat resistance eat to heal reduce hunger and

Temporary resistance heat yeah yeah to heal at yours what hell he popping off this lad I got four seed to that as well this lad’s dropping acid get the likes in yeah thoughts on the BR with the current state of the weapons uh yeah they’re all awesome there’s not really a bad gun

Except for the automatic fully automatic okay I just don’t like it I’m not a fan it’s not not it’s bad probably just I’m bad with it but don’t care I don’t know how to organize on my way out this is night man I’m going to reorganize cuz we need more

Room this is taking the piss all new [ __ ] load of work lik we on today not enough it’s fortnite everyone hates it because they think they know it when they don’t everyone’s coming in like oh this is good big surprise on the face put fortnite in the title just called it Lego yeah

Maybe you mean the full auto shotgun cuz the every AR is full auto now the full auto shotgun is insane there’s no point using any other I’m was going to say never mind have you made it a juy it I have in another place but not here because I’ve

Not got the [ __ ] and not got the G cuz no one’s [ __ ] I don’t know where I’s gone [ __ ] doing he’s in a cave for me he was I think he still is I pray to God that I find out soon how do I make some

Stairs 60 to 70 likes you’re all just [ __ ] haters all of you all of you why we Bob no seriously I should have just [ __ ] edited I could have really done with the time editing right um oh [ __ ] me here comes the organization part of my job fantastic

This okay you put that there for the oh I’ll kill you shovel oh is iy granite marble marble you only wood flus flof thank you for the the sub I’ve bit me [ __ ] again I want try and get out of you on twit thank you very much thank you

Cheers thank you very that’s normal wood I appreciate you I should have said not wood not not not wood is what I currently need to be able to build the the wait no yet that’s what I need it’s fine though we get we’re getting things organized we’re fine we’re doing the before and

Afters I got like 80 not wood can I have that I need to find my way out oh my God all right [ __ ] it I can only have one I can’t be hon not wood with a k a dog’s dick thank you I can’t remember I

Said that or not Cheers Cheers all of you smacked off of my [ __ ] G doing this like utterly completely without a shadow of anything my bread my bread I see I don’t get out you you you take the piss for a laugh don’t you no oh no found matter don’t matter it’s how

Te stressed words fer right as well hello Luke hope you having fun I’m having yeah brilliant I’m having fun just got ganked oh [ __ ] you what’s happened to you know building in the game is daed that’s all oh shut up about being hungry you’ve not moved in hours freaking virgin

Yo this is an insane fortnite update it’s actually insane really it’s actually really good all for free like genuinely complete free this do you even need Xbox Live to play this on Xbox not a clue probably the I love how it’s got a loading screen to merge things love that

One bloody starving over here don’t mind me I I don’t have my reason for dislike fortnite but I liked and watch because I feel your deserve to be successful and be happy well appreciate you Mar Savage but there’s nothing wrong with this [ __ ] game it’s it’s not fortnite

You’re just hating cuz of the name fortnite overrated overall I’ll give you a fortnite the epic game store trash never gotten any better don’t know why the hell they cons continue doing it the game solid I don’t get why you haters you need more personality than disliking

Popular things throwing it out there I’m doing it I’m I’m going for the [ __ ] jugular you hate it cuz you hate epic give up right where do you want this stuff I can ate a baker but he still makes [ __ ] solid bread more actions drop drop more actions drop

Drop action drop drop please bring that to me not that not Wood please right there I just drop it on the floor freaking animal oh I’m not looking forward to sting these chests out look I’ve made about 10 more that’s the best bit oh fiz there’s a bit of poo in our

Chest which one I might have done that that’s not supposed to be wherever it is you are though whoops middle bottom oh a [ __ ] I’m out of planks [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I’ve already moved it and I’ve forgotten I’ve done it myself I’m right next to it oh sh what was I doing

Now exactly losing my mind yeah I’m with you on that one oh maybe this is just a testament to our little I’ve care but I never really enjoyed the Battle Royale oh that’s fair that’s speaking off looking forward to the oh the Royal Rumble I thought [ __ ]

Who said that thought we were transition into talking about WWE Battle Royale game then I’m looking forward to the Royal Rumble yeah I know someone else is as well my favorite bloody event of the year yeah genuinely oh money in the bank second yeah I just a cactus on that freaking thing

Oh oh a bloody thing I won’t now no that’s it though con I didn’t like battle Roy for ages and I was also on the bandwagon and fortnite bad not putting those words in your mouth but at certain point I realized just cuz I don’t like it doesn’t make it

Bad there’s one thing wait is this say yes you can do you can roast all the fortnite haters by saying that technically speaking uh both because both EGS game store and fortnite are free they own it brilliant if you want to make it worse they also own

Genin I’m a hater for that one I’m a hater for that that that I can get on board with who the’s doing that I what he still doing here she’s doing it I canot like this game love how she’s the one with a deep voice canonically cuz she joined in I

Didn’t have that before oh she stopped the silly lazy cow a I was enjoying that oh what a great game can’t get enough of this game tell you tell you for free which it is ah you [ __ ] this isn’t very uh oh yes this isn’t very

Accessible right so if this is here uh uh granite marble why do you want this marble let’s get processing some right basically come here Luke and I’ll explain the uh the very simple system here one momento puff of all [ __ ] sake where do you want this not going to

Move sorry I’m just trying to do the uh I had 30 I just put it away why did I put it away your fault don’t break it wait all right all these Crafters except for the log one because there isn’t space for it I can’t be asked um all the

Chestra things that need processing things are processed on the right that’s it literally it left to right like a sentence Oh oh that ready up bloody emote is probably the best one that’s emote I’ve got hello I was complimenting it you [ __ ] weirdo I know but you got loads

Of more otes uh probably because of Licensing and oh that’s a bit hitting the gritty that’s sexual is it probably what’s the better B Royale Black Ops 4 blackout or war zone yeah pretty sure the first one even though I’ve never played it but everyone swears by it so

I’ll I’ll just jump on that bandwagon I’ll say that I don’t now I was not actually there for that one that’s so you know I don’t have a [ __ ] clue not not a single One battered my neck I don’t know why I just did that what’s this stupid cow doing stuck on the back of the building freeloading little freak I I need to make some more uh we need to make make more buildings need bones and wooden rods I need some grenates put it away

Like a [ __ ] oh me know I think it’s more this hard to animate the Lego figures doing the dances I remember the dance sequence in Lego I was going to say you might be right on that one ever since the age gating thing came in then this came out

A couple of days later I’m just assuming it’s all CU about can I do wooden R while you’re doing not rout no yeah I’ve just realized that issue I might be in the process of building another one of these buildings even though I can freebuild I just kind

Of refuse for some reason I don’t know why I might be in the process of building another one of these so that we’ve got more space to just do this the spam mhm there you go get building there you go L there you go enjoy hey you got wood 20 I foret some

Twigs oh meod sorry I saw this I forgot to say it out loud 9 months thank you the sub baby uh how you doing I was not expecting want to saw on I booted up twitch today any thoughts on it you’re talking about the artistic noodly boobs everywhere banging in

It what a great day for Unnecessary degeneracy fantastic I was fine with it till I heard that as long as it’s drawn you’re allowed to put porn on the thing a bit weird that one when it comes to this softcore [ __ ] for whatever reason that’s all over twitch and has been for years

I’m numb to it whatever it’s what twitch makes its money from at this point hard to argue sadly supply and demand they supplied and the viewers demanded more and there you are enjoy I still don’t know what these things are oh I quite like the building though

I got used to it it’s it’s just it’s just CU you feel like you need to be close to it yeah so you’re like well this isn’t working I can’t reach it I’m supposed to do that and then you realize oh must be miles away yeah the fullon it’s drawn you can

Show what you want that’s uh yeah I don’t know about that one can’t say that’s that’s that’s a positive but or the other thing it’s like I’m not wearing anything here but all you can see is this giv me collar bones fair enough whatever numb feel nothing it’s 420

Luke I can’t believe we’re not even going to get 100 lik so we can’t even G oh why me oh have an adct today all CU we I dare to play for it hey oh c I’m fisting you was that a headbutt is he head butting I actually need to I I haven’t

Got an axe come on it what are you doing what are you doing green ax is literally nearly dead ow I’ve been in the mly cave what I you’re going to need to get you some more resources to go back in that cave to get more stuff to make those

Things welcome to the cycle oh my God you got used to se bomb what the hell too far how is that not banned how is that not on a censored word list what’s the matter with you if we can’t say the thinks you mean you way playing bloody

Fortnite I mean Lego both it’s double PG got be doing that come on the matter with you not even a response not even a defense here been on about this for half a minute it I’m sweating well I know why you want people to like the stream for

Us everything but come on got be doing the SE bomb Jesus Christ there it is BR the SW J back into full Factor Reon yeah he always for that Christ alive what the hell okay so you know one of those loot fairies I was talking about yeah led me to a gang of

People how is that good oh my axe broke that’s no good I like this stupid weird mode I’m a fan oh ow my poor neck I need granite why have I not going it away don’t worry we’ll be we’ll back to the medieval Dynasty at one point

Why only sometimes does it produce a log from the tree why only sometimes does the tree fall down what’s that about RNG log I’m staring oh no e something it’s easy I find it funny that your hunger doesn’t go down any more or less when you’re running and sprinting you can be

St still building and you just get starving out of nowhere only 30 minutes late and yet like 80 likes off of what it would have been usually what the hell you can’t tell me it’s not a fortnite bias you can’t I don’t mind playing this in as per time oh yeah like

I [ __ ] G true and to be fair by the way when I gave you that key this world will exist for you when I’m offline if you didn’t know what that did nice I forgot about that I didn’t actually say what that did so if you do want to download this on

Xbox and play on your own time and build it up while no one’s around you can that’s exactly what you can do I think you call me ghost I will do call you’re nice cuz you you followed cheers yes ghost you like survival crafting that’s at least 50% of what we freaking

Do didn’t you solo fortnite stream before well though you [ __ ] smacked off your head what’s your idea of well it didn’t lag that’s what you mean Jesus and yeah logo progresses the uh the battle pass if you didn’t know that look oh sick I don’t know what progresses it

Though I feel like it’s just time spent playing it oh L yeah that’s I’m trying to kill a spider charlott’s writing a Webber complaint there oh I’ll be home soon you done that Pavilion yellow I’ve got no sticks yeah don’t worry I’ve uh I’ve been out all day getting it don’t worry great

Available level four I’m hungry again I’m a fat piece of [ __ ] you know that guy just doesn’t stop eating at all it’s coming along nicely 5 out of eight oh don’t know I did that what does that even mean it’s not even real not sure I’m okay you

Know shut up chicken boom boom we got a granite oh no oh I do but you use it on the machine don’t you happening your troller oh no oh can we go with this [ __ ] again that’s Windows 10 eating my bloody controller all right I’m here now if I don’t know

How how to play this it’s because it just took my ability to play the game uh start build thank God this is a game that shows you everything you need to do eh uh how do I get it back how do I get

It back how do I get it back how do I get it back how [ __ ] great this yeah how do I build look I can’t build [ __ ] kick the [ __ ] out of something I can’t I can’t build oh no I want to [ __ ] emote oh got a SP you got a spare controller

It’s not looking it’s just the [ __ ] [ __ ] computer they’re all doing it all the villagers are just gathered around they’re doing the song This is not helpful I need to build I can’t finish it off Luke sorry it’s just it’s not working oh oh want to the music will you

Oh I’ve got the marble slabs Luke I don’t know what I even needed it for hops were high for a [ __ ] sake mes get off I don’t I build ax running for a pickax it was C by the way get your head out of the way go B swey boys

Go you don’t like that emote you’ve got no soul throwing it out there get it out of my head please yes baby where’s the why would it be on the arrow keys to nudge what [ __ ] design is that go be squaty boys go what H them heal Champs take a bit

Don’t they not a fan I don’t mind but it’s a lot of resource lot resource smacked off your head I swear to God you got a green pickaxe and axe I made two each I made two so get one each yeah yeah I don’t know sure I’ll take it oh

No why is tab not to get off whoever made this game’s a [ __ ] weirdo right behind you thanks got to very much go squ boys Go a wonderful game that I’ve never playing [Laughter] again okay every now and then the controllers just oh wouldn’t it be funny if it didn’t work stupid little freak Jesus Christ how far can it go right there some you’ll just use controller so I bother keyboard mapping

It’s pretty bad like why is it not t why does everyone think I want to press escape and move my hand when you can just use tab what [ __ ] idiot plays this like that what what [ __ ] doesn’t know that that’s the bare minimum that that’s the bog standard what idiot is

The one making these keybinds and it’s too stupid to know that it’s not hard it’s one of the easiest things [ __ ] good in here are you oh can’t do it again can’t do it again can’t do it again yeah the NPCs are quite good while you’re out off doing stuff they stand

Around pretend they’re doing stuff then you speak to them and then they’ve actually done stuff how’s your job going just started working well I already picked up 30 things from the other day so you know they’re currently taking a day off it’s the weekend for them I love having to eat

Every 5 Seconds yeah noticed that I really wish i’ when I’d Mak making this world turned that [ __ ] thing off can you actually do that yep really wish I’ve done that really do [ __ ] tab do we need normal logs or do you want the ones and caves we need all we

Need every there is never a reason to not have more why are there trees in my godamn building get out you [ __ ] day oh I’m stuck again oh oh oh I’m having a wonderful day how about you hey B I have an update for Bal today oh what was it a quick

This I believe so ice is making slap juice for some reason we need to Bear Essentials and he’s over here making K making whatever this is oh see there oh this has been knacked is it is it what’s this this is my my life’s work just

Taken as is the norm in these parts I’ve got [ __ ] everywhere this is doing my sweding that would just come and wrect your house there wasn’t a house in in your defense there wasn’t actually at least there was not a house still in your opinion what’s the best village building game like Lego

Fortnite medieval Dynasty done yeah not a joke it’s not me just giving literally that’s the best one that’s the best one the best you level up your villagers level up you get your villagers they [ __ ] have kids they level up the kids you do everything you build up the

Buildings you level up the buildings all of it yep toys off looks fed up with that three times today that’s what he made me jump made You Jump how on edge are you what we sat you on your own each noise your middle name liter

H I got jokes I got jokes for everything you know what I’m going to do I’m going to make a chest every item in the game and alphabetize it well then that little freaking space you’ve got I refuse to spend more bloody GTH I refuse to spend more on um on just basic

[ __ ] on storage I refuse why is it just a campfire out in the open enemies probably or at least at one point there was Lord of the Rings open world survival game style like Skyrim would be amazing yeah mean minds of bore yeah just not that oh oh yeah better with the multiplayer

Feature I don’t even mind I like it obviously but he didn’t even need it to be winner medieval P holy moly I just want to check by the bye I know it’s been a few minutes but was I a little too much earlier when asking for likes if so consider this my

Contribution to the swear jar if not just treat yourselves your that was spect it was Spectra that did it coming in with the hard sea can’t we doing the sea bombs can you appreciate you very much so you Goose dear God um um um the inventory is a nightmare just sneaky

Legend see there the storm SE comes wh us down and [ __ ] this godamn [ __ ] man yeah from now on the S is back in motion h he easy careful tiger I didn’t make myself a sword did I I’ve got one oh I’ve wasted my life get in

There real that sorry I was right toward the camera as well the weirdest tickle in my throat yeah no no no more SE bombs no more F bombs hey calm down behave you virgins I don’t know oh sweet baby Jesus and the freaking thing it rode in on what am I doing here

It’s not even been upgraded man Marble Slab not rout sandclaw Sand Shell have I not got all those like right here I on a moment I’m nearly able to upgrade this all right what do I need sorry not rude the s j applies to everyone every bastard no one’s exempt from the SAR

No just Ed it I nearly did it did it crafting Ben is upgraded nice you won’t be saying that when you see how little you can [ __ ] do with it that mean we can do Blues yeah but we can’t cuz we need a gem cutter we’ve not got a gem cutter

Ace get go get a gem cut luk I’m blood getting you some logs sorry Gaddafi [ __ ] build stairs we stick stairs that’s what we need [ __ ] did I say gdaf for know oh can you swear for educational purposes yeah you vagina no whatever you can swear you

Just can’t say the C bomb or the f bomb all right I’m off out to the Wilderness L wish me luck look inventory is a disaster I’ll tell you what I’ll get rid of this noise legit wanted to joke gift to somebody with the word in their name but

I’ve been gifting rapid fire since the start Don maybe not yeah save your money I won’t say it out loud if you do for the record right you see any of those uh shellfish people you let me know you get it yeah can you uh demolish structures youve built

Pickaxe what what were you open for by any chance God just like you know go on the build menu and press deconstruct yeah what’s the fall damage like not that bad oh was r keep you pooing again no yeah I know not yet not yet let’s save that for lighter

Are you yeah too right I found some Amber we can mine I don’t know why that’s there uh oh hello s was in full effect okay so let me take this fresh virginity and give it the first come on holy wait to start how strong well jeez I found mercenaries they dropped slap

Juice like these are I found Red Dead to basically Luke I just found Red Dead too D dead I’m pretty sure the Scorpions explode when they die I think that’s what’s going on I think I finally if I get in the shade will it stop hurting me how do you roll

How do you roll with the mouse good question [ __ ] great control oh my God yeah great it’s going to have pink finger pinky finger not pink finger ache what in the [ __ ] what is that twe a orid 3 of bits then twitch comes in first time chat we added 30 bits to a

Orchid’s cheer that’s New now my head’s truly gone oh there we go just leveled up what that’s Quest complete yeah new back bling oh that’s different to mine real good be oh my god when there’s two rly poly boys one rolls into the other massive damage no they hading bonus bits to or 300 bit

Donations cool anything more than 300 do you mean that what it is I just and Subs are 25% off what hell Merry Christmas twitch wonder where all those are going to be spent wonder if it’s in those on from cleavage sweet Baba jums cheers thank

You very much a new one the sale doesn’t apply to gifts of course it doesn’t oh anything more than 300 so if somebody gave 300,000 bits hang on let me do the math th000 bits is 10 10,000 is 100 yeah then twitch would have to give me three

Grand oh doesn’t really make a difference because they’re already taking 50% of everything that anyone does through bit so it’s all just a big grift but still just wanted to say and think about that one out [Laughter] loud oh I’m so pissed off L you are

Yeah I found trees out in the desert I was like oh special wood it’s it’s normal wood it’s just normal wood never eaten so much in my entire life [ __ ] T hate this game hate this game on on on PC hate it this keyboard control scheme’s [ __ ] trash it really is it’s

Terrible do I even want to know really good have a white Christmas christ alive peely came to the Village Square turn think of my world and he looked like a man in a white Hood it was uh the lighting that gave him that core Brant fantastic I’ll stay safe now

Heads gone heads and the constant state are gone so they save me hey I’m not hot anymore perfect I’m already hot in the middle of the day I thought I just cancel that then I was about to scream where there’s one why is mining rocks oddly satisfying

Luke everything in this game is oddly satisfying the only thing that isn’t is trying to learn two control schemes at once control by the way I I heard it [ __ ] [ __ ] knew it I got 109 marble on me yeah we could probably do without at base I mean I’m mining I’m in the

Cave on from [Laughter] me did it line him up Cowboy I’ll knock him down yes I’m not sure about that stop strafing you little crab walking freak oh my pickaxe is broke uh-oh oh I did it Luke and I did it my pickax is bloody broke man I’m a winner

Case you didn’t know you can equip multiple of the health charms and they do stack yeah I had uh I was I was trying to find icy for ages or he was trying to find us I guess um and yeah I I wore it for a bit cuz oh I

Didn’t know I could do that and I’ve been meaning to build another one ever since and I haven’t oh my God I’m miles away I’m on my way oh no he’s made it back he made it back ages ago he made it back ages ago but still here oh my God I can’t

Even destroy structures come got a pickaxe this is a disaster cacti are invincible apparently really use the sword used the pickaxe use an axxe nothing nothing worked oh I’m having a nightmare why I got a pickaxe I assume you can’t make pickax is on the go right nope

Sorry that is sadly something you correct about that D yeah sorry oh no one’s loed this yeah for some reason he got he just just got spawned in the endgame biome of of of of Ouch Charlie it’s cold no idea why literally no idea why yeah I can see

Someone’s name that’s I see I think yeah I’m in a cave want you see me oh I’ll be there soon I swear to God what in the freaking hell is this I’m destroying it there you go whaty spiders hello pumpkins too L don’t care moving on oh s doesn’t apply to consecutive

Subs you get 20% off of one brilliant brilliant they really don’t want you actually saving too much money though really don’t I want you to think that you might so you jump into it then you realize you didn’t get as much as you hoped you would brilliant right well my inventory is

Absolutely fraking filled to the teeth to the tit to the walls to the balls what do I do here yes so was M why were are you where am I I’m at bloody home where where you should be I’m already getting you resources resources I just want me oh my

Controller might be working now oh there you go right what do I do here this is this is this is just a mistake what was a mistake top to bottom all right I want to beat someone up I’m going to beat somebody up as a warning that’s not be mean it might be

Right don’t now I don’t know cuz I don’t know if it was us I said might be give me it I swear to God games that don’t just that don’t things from chest the next to it does my heading what do you mean for bringing for not emptying the

Thing and putting something into for it to be processed it’s just sitting here just sit here doing nothing how do I get out bloody maze you honestly worry me so bad what it’s a maze it’s not it’s not it never is it’s always straightforward it’s never not been

Straightforward forward for the love of Jesus Christ how do we need more fraking plankers I can’t deal with it I’m going to have to I’m going to have to build floor there I’m going have to actually build floor there unreal fine fine come on then no

Come on got to be this way surely AR it right so you I don’t know I don’t know why I’m losing my mind what do I I don’t know what’s going on what’s going around in circles why isn’t there a three oh that might be it that’s too

Big I’m [ __ ] tired L you get in L I’m [ __ ] tired why what is up now there you go screw it I’ll make it out of that oh Jesus I got some more berries oh I think I needed marble right here come here oh for the love of God I

Can’t even BL focus on on one thing oh freaking one I’m trying to find my way out and I’ll be I’ll be home yeah so far I’ve been a very easy step I don’t have fear that I’ll take all day I’m upgrading the village how do I get

Out I’m very lost guys we need more not rude I’m very lost you got any trees with you luk you get not wood yeah I got 37 on me so far going to need that might need more might need Millions more just for the record in case you

Were curious I bring I’ll bring it to one five way out oh when when what a glorious statement I’ve just heard what a what a grand day you know what I mean freaking hell need them freaking hell need them give me giv me giv me what was it silk threads as well a

We’re moving on up the world luk I’m I’m surpassing you idiots I’m I’m never going to move up in the world ever again why not got to believe in yourself come on I know where I am oh there it is don’t know where you are on the way oh my God this freaking

Game oh my God this [ __ ] game excuse me you found your way out at long last of you yeah how long did that take you um about 5 minutes how reasonable amount of time for you is it starving you’re starving I’ve been starved of brain power all

Day I can’t believe I once this stream end I’m going to have like an hour for myself at most all right I’m going to be editing till probably 5: in the morning and hopefully I’m done there’s a chance I’m not there’s actually a chance I’m not

Done for the record right food I pray to God that food stuff’s organized is it um I see you home I’m following your Mar I hope you there’s a debate whether or not it was done is it was it food all in one chest two chests three chests there’s three chests food food

The [ __ ] hell was that goes in one what the hell was that like a rhinoceros what is that spin I’d recommend you come home oh my I’d recommend you come home I can’t move any faster that boss it’s yeah it’s something it’s just a bear damage it did

Or you did someone’s taking bear damage yeah cuz it’s it does like all your health in one run for the love of Jesus Christ please oh my goodness I would not recommend being seen near that if that’s following you over the horizon I will scream you like your houses yeah

Exactly all the graphics in this are good don’t me to drop all my stuff I want you to organize your stuff sick a [ __ ] playing mother really am oh my got loads of snowb is now cool headed charm yeah now we’re talking got a Lo of

That got a load of that where’s all the seeds going right look that’s a weird one because I haven’t built the farm yet follow me this chest here there’s the top one the top chest there okay you R out of space you can put it in the one underneath as well move

Please uh mus oh I swear to God this is a fraking nightmare why is it always like this is a [ __ ] seed that’s a seed man you plant that you don’t [ __ ] eat it I don’t think why do you all this marble we should read that and make sure huh

Don’t want the marble probably in the marble area what that’s the same one that’s great well done me well done [ __ ] that’s a [ __ ] raspberry these are [ __ ] these aren’t [ __ ] seeds um the the marble chest is full what do you mean the marble chest no not that one L hurry

Up oh Oh you mean the small marble yeah it’s just oh my God great oh the [ __ ] hang on give me a second be there be there in a moment there Square ready for this ready little chest now nice use that one oh what a great game yeah contrary to

Bloody unpopular belief I don’t understand what stuff is in your inventory when it’s made out of Lego I mean yeah I mean if you read it though it’s it’s the same silhouette as a seed not let not get too [ __ ] defensive of people that made mistakes there let’s let’s leave the door open

For some they screwed up why do you want the uh nut rout I don’t want to put at this point yeah cuz I don’t know 30 that’s all I had 42 not bad thank you very much I forgot what I need it for so you know I’ll get back to you genuinely don’t

Remember granite slabs lad granite slabs we’re going to need more of these Cutters aren’t we yep oh yeah oh yeah for the love of Jesus Christ what am I looking for now how stressed out I am I feel like I am blun in about 2 minutes it’s not that long in

Comparison to what it usually is over my come down you come down I oh I need to make another pickaxe did you use any of those pick pickaxe gave you use any of it use it in terms of no here come here Mercy I need one on soon but screw

It it’s fine oh I’m going to scream Luke how how do you get more villagers uh you speak to him and say hey do you want to live here oh hey Raptor do you want to live here hey you want to live here Raptor you cool looking dude I live in my

Village yeah no one made him a bed all right who [ __ ] build these beds what a waste of space that was me sorry you [ __ ] idiots I can’t it’s like you’ve had two things to build and one of them is wrong [ __ ] how it’s not possible come on live in the village we

Got people that can’t [ __ ] organize come on you’ll fit right in Raptor you Jurassic bastard oh my God look at the Shadows yeah you I got a resource go get stone for us fella go on go get some Stone we’ve got another slave L we got

Another one nice have to do much more work you taking the piss you’re barely done [ __ ] off the load barely don’t [ __ ] off hav got you still need more we’ already out we’re already out the wood we already need more wood Jesus Christ you find you find the bit where

I’m joking find it I dare you you can’t cuz I’m not I’m going east get in that cave oh get in that [ __ ] cave cave get in that cave what do I need I need more I need no RX I’ll make it we need wood b a wooden rod freaking always need

Wood I been that cooker all day [ __ ] get away from that cooker there’s a war coming Luke there’s a war coming and we ain’t winning it we ain’t we ain’t winning it I feel I just upgraded The Village nice I don’t even know where I’ve put it we

Got a not route Luke what did I just tell you that we needed I need I need that to make a pickaxe not what the bolts yeah of the rods I got some here it’s fine oh [ __ ] never mind then I’m going to kill kill kill till

The day is gone I’m going to kill oh I’m starving again and I’ve not got any food I should you die of hunger right yep your health just goes down slowly so he’s been studed at this food for how long and he’s been cooking [ __ ] what what for who I have no idea

Anything for anyone cuz he’s taken whatever was cooking if it was just gone get rid of this right I’m equipped to go back in a cave go on get going hurry up hurry up oh I’ll go don’t you worry I’m over here trying to organize every [ __ ]

Thing I sound like I’m having a good time get some more rers while mate good time I tell you I’m bloody on I didn’t make a sword did I what’s this [ __ ] what’s that that boss still be there well they hope not we’ve got a farm going apparently

To a farm going with a chicken just looking at all the crops we we’ve got ship Pro possibly the most everywhere there’s ever been anything anywhere ever just everywhere quite possibly oh my God the loot fly not going to see him for five weeks he’s gone we don’t want that material anytime

Soon yeah hey exactly the wolf it’s the wolf can’t I can’t deal with it with this inability for it to Auto sort things i’ got [ __ ] eggs here as well a what’s in the distance please leave me alone there’s a war coming Ned I think that’s thunder coming please leave me

Alone all right believe Pata hey I’m pting a Pata oh my goodness yep I’m hot that not wood it’s gone to the fire I’m smacked off my head I still need seven bloody me I got two loaves of bread from that and a shield great uh some things just spawned in with the

Lightning enemies yeah didn’t know that was a thing what then he’s dead he’s already gone we’re never seeing him again what then yes he yeah careful put that crossbow down flower don’t c not the crossbow I see you Luke I’m off out to the the Wilderness again going to go kill more

Of those those rock monsters pick them up make some cold charms out of them never be hot again a great game there’s no [ __ ] water in that his back oh what he doing know you’d gone how much of a cliche gamer are we I drink Prime I’m playing fortnite can’t stop

Shouting what a good day I’m sick of spiders man we need the silk you must be processing that Silk when you get home into the loom oh yep noed that’s a no what I burped no there’s no way that that’s not a no why you following me why this just

Spawn in front of me all right all right oh that was a beach no died there’s a beach yeah wolf why is all wolves is alone you swim right take stamina I’ve just Fallen just takes stamina yes it takes stamina there’s a green chest oh my God green chest are

Massive my head stressed out of its mind I’m telling you it’s stressed out of its mind cannot deal with this pepper seeds I actually now he’s gone there a cra up going to get the food from this guy I’m that long I’m going to Wolf it down slap on the

Beach I feel like you’re playing a different game I went East I went the wrong way to the cave I’m swimming I’m off to the other Island I re I can oh I don’t know actually I re not I hope it’s not where I’m looking that you’re heading cuz you’re not making

That I really hope I’m not looking at the right thing here I might not be able to make that myre I don’t even know where I actually went I don’t know where I’s gone in game yes same I don’t I don’t know what the goal that boy has is I

Couldn’t tell you I truly could not oh [ __ ] what possibly happen now a big rhinoceros thing I wouldn’t recommend it it’s very mean it’s very cruel and it will probably won’t hit you I’m on the beach he on the beach what is the destination and location matter you were scheduling your Darkwood

Video could have put something in the CER instead of sitting in front of it like your photocopy in your ass cheeks unbelievable unb un unbeliev more enemies are just spawn right in front of me I recommend you kill them do that think I need one more I can’t

Remember oh I’m going to be I’m going to be cool after this I promise you literally I’ve already been here no wait maybe that is ringing a bell now if I destroy this scratch that this game is so good you people BL not you can’t give it a go

Stop being know fortnite is fortnite [ __ ] give it a go I found a town a town W yeah they’ve got like more buildings than we have probably full of [ __ ] I would imagine I don’t think I’m going anywhere near that I definitely found a town there dear God want some PS

Right right house plant did you speak to a villager by any chance and they just gave you that cuz that is the thing you unlock as the village gets better oh they just randomly say Hey you can build this if you want and it’s usually completely

Trash I got a corn on the cob have you must be nice I’m over here struggling just looking for some freaking rock monsters to roll into and kill and I found nothing I found bger all oh you hungry Jesus how much does a brick need to

Eat how long does it take it to eat chew quicker you seen that guy on Tik toking monster I get circled by a wolf here it’s a wolf last time I checked you said you were near the beach it’s not going to be hard casually break my legs didn’t even

Care the BL power I’m not like can you yeah there’s a cave here what do you mean there’s a cave here you just got wood from the palm tree that would be special yeah same seems that you only get better stuff when you’re Underground when it comes to

Those I’ll be there soon what’s that an egg you’re excited about an egg hav seen one you’re a pet of chicken no I’m going to die there’s no way I don’t brilliant oh you yeah that’s true I didn’t even make it to the mine to the

Cave you didn’t even K you just went the wrong way yeah I know you never turned around looked at the map went oh yeah it’s there I was exploring the beach I explore know you might find it’s a [ __ ] beach it’s flat you can see

Adventure it had [ __ ] all on it am I right that’s some loot had a bloody p on it what’ you get from that some bread some bread yeah some bread off in this cave in the desert and I’m probably going to die instantly good luck glad you rended the video correctly

After all this time by the way I see just don’t on me that one right I found obsidian what should you can’t mine it nope I am hot look could to be La in there be careful you’re not got much stuff on you I’ve got Dynamite yeah good look good freaking walk you ever feel under appreciated luk yeah why is that I don’t even know what you guys are doing I’m coming home that’s what I’m doing don’t recommend going in there by the way it’s bloody boiling I should we need the bares all the cold

Charms we need a million and one swords oh tell you that for absolutely nothing you need a million and one swords we God I wish I had a glider if I had a glider I could have just got home right there right there surely there got to be some Transportation right glider anything

Else nothing that’s it I think it’s just the glider far as I’m make a Lego Rover in season 2 I’ll be there soon BL our own it is we need to make a lighthouse don’t we yeah like genuinely all it does is render in just the distant twinkling light so you know

Which direction the bloody go see as the game doesn’t have a [ __ ] in game UI H Compass how do you how do you get away with that in this day and age how do you get away with that what do you mean make it a make it

A make it a make it a make it a priority if you can make it a Glide I don’t know how to [ __ ] make it I don’t know how to get to it God if I knew how to I would thank you uh CB KO Sonic for the

Sub on YouTube God that’s how you found this it’s an up here [ __ ] battle streaming fortnite apparently got some of them upper class viewers oh [ __ ] I’m bringing home some dogs oh I can’t remember what I was doing now losing me head how can you not

Like what what did you possibly get d raed from I’m trying to put all my stuff away right yeah biggest battle of the century in this game picked up some soil do you want it are you taking the piss no why would I want that don’t

Know be doing the farm yeah I he is you’re not seen it a look at him in where’s where all the seeds top one might want to consider moving that at some point next to his [ __ ] Farm but you built no way near the bastard in

Thing would you not have the farm next to the cooker would you not have the farm near theing seeds many questions in this day and age Luke many questions right dozens you could say hundreds and thousands why is it your silk Satia where’s the blast powder going up your ass

Move stressed out beyond words what do you mean I’ve not got space kill you I swear I swear I’ll [ __ ] kill her I’ve got 13 defense Luke 13 how come you got that much I’ve been building the charms we got four I should that’s under my health come get this one then Luke

Over here where you are I’m right here PE is here peely dances in place imaginary trophy okay any of you idiots done a job any of you 82% done give you stuff every two days useless speaks lless at this point right what am I doing now a great question L what are

You doing now put the soil away why is there big pile of poo over here Define big there just one fertilizer what big sorry I want a night Shield a knight is it gray yeah no knew you were full of [ __ ] knew it no don’t speak to freaking peely

Upgrade right now we need the stuff that I can’t freaking possibly bastard in wanking [ __ ] get now this Village is the same as the village over there just so you know nice progress a dark stone found in the lava caves a dry wood found in the dry Valley where’s the dry Valley

Anyone anyone no idea hey peely you virgin tonic I feel like we should go back to a cave it’s all right everybody are going on TR street it’s all right I’ve got I’ve got pey for you you’re all welcome you’re all welcome carbs it’s not fortnite is it let’s be honest where

Even am I where’s carbs in fact this is fortnite is incredibly hard for me to accept yeah yeah it’s just it’s just don’t it’s just Lego don’t don’t worry about it look at this screen right here this is just Lego it’s fine help the village resource jobs something else

Refining jobs something else resource jobs get wooed so what happens when we upgrade this next just tell me go forth and forage oh for [ __ ] sake I’ll just breed it over here sh your time wasting trolip you cannot Sprint CU of low energy oh why we really need this next

Upgrade but it’s impossible to get because in order to make it I need Flex where’s the dve valy where’s the dry Valley where is it Go and tell me you can’t can you you don’t can know where is it somebody somebody please there’s a bonfire just a floating

Bonfire I know if I can speak up at once to drive is someone find it please God please Jesus somebody find it please I’m begging you probably the desert [ __ ] don’t probably you’re a [ __ ] I really did the hard R you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s called the

Desert or is it called Drive Valley and yet I have found zero trees that are actually hang on this might be on me hang on stamina just got to read my wrist hang on waited waiting I’m waiting this is the dry Valley right okay so where’s the fraking

Trees right this is somewhat good news but if I chop this down right and it comes back at me with a whole hardy hardy heart it’s just wood you are hungry that’s just uh oh maybe it’s this boy Brett smack the cactus right right that’s just

Noral right a gold Amber we need that oh St [ __ ] I wouldn’t surprise me if I fell through the freaking world I did that once went to this desert for the first place just Fells through the fell through the wall when right through gone Amber through the whole world after

That all right so we’ve got this all right so I I’m kind of want to glider all God in heaven right uh we need this gem cutter boys we need the gem cutter anyone anyone how do you get it you can press B as well you know

Um what the why did I just lag see you then I’ve got marble slabs sand Claws and Sand Shell H yeah yeah yeah that’s what we need I’m assuming we got none in in storage I’ve got four clawes and one shell what about you on me I got rough Amber all

Right oh BR stinks whoops right I need we need one more sand sh God damn it they bloody have to kill as well they’re hard to find if anything oh dear oh I can’t believe we’re still on got 100 likes and we’re going over 5:00 oh my God this will never be

Forgotten this ever this will live it in for me in my mind it will shame enjoying this game it isn’t often we get hit by the the thing we like isn’t what people want to watch so you we’ll live we’ve got medieval Dynasty we’ll live we’ve got

Visc Cleanup Detail we’ve got long drive we’ll live headaches abound on on the last two you know yeah steaming steaming no not just a little headache steaming headache what am I doing what am I doing make me sick PR extreme sorry yeah it was a bit bit

Extreme was it I just need one of those stupid little sand crabs to turn up so I can smash the [ __ ] out of them fine I let you know wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute where the hell

Did that rock go wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute what if I just chop down the cactus with the I say chop with this what if I just do this you are hot well I got me sorry maybe May laugh

The inflection and the way you said it come on you son of a [ __ ] no I’m not why am a heart the desert I found one right next to our home kill it made a bunch of smoothies that’s what I has been doing ow [ __ ] smoothies you a vegan anything that’s actually called

Smoothie in real life disgusting in my experience I hate it any time I’ve tried to have one cuz it’s like healthy and it think it’ll be good for me it ends up being minging anyone else yeah ra cheated killed it I cheated why how I found a big rock and just rubbed it

Against the cactus that’s it why where do you want this stuff why do I want this stuff at the [ __ ] base near the bloody crafting bench maybe oh come on come on let’s hope this works come on you [ __ ] is this not real are you [ __ ]

Kidding oh shove it up your ass what’s this we found small wheel what oh no that means we can make a vehicle at some point surely LGE wheel it’s going to be something this isn’t it barely scratched the surface I’m going to rock this cactus’s world Maybe you know what I should

Do should just craft the damn it I got R of the I’m not being funny oscar but that just sounds like a milkshake that it’s like Lo of sugar and maybe scoop of ice cream there unhealthy SM [ __ ] yeah that’s not smoothie mate youve dis you it’s s like we’ve got different

Words for things I swear to Jesus Christ technically a milkshake oh [ __ ] [ __ ] the technicalities let’s call it a smoothie let’s call it a milkshake smoothie let’s just cut out the middle man this seems cheating guess it don’t have milk added no but has ice [Laughter] cream oh [ __ ] this rock man stupid

Little twink can’t push a boulder swear to God learn to oh my God Ace what what you need the G cter for the next stage of the game okay oh my God okay I’m I’m pretty pissed off why I was like rolling this rock and then you know letting it hit it

Once and then doing it again but if I just kept pushing up against it it’ just like chip away at it once game in the system game in the system everybody I’ve got 15 Flex wood 15 I can’t be asked anymore believe it or not I’m just going to go make the

[ __ ] pickaxe or axe it’s cetop a smoothie you pissed Luke off man I that know what can’t me it’s cereal soup oh I might even turn twitch CH off I still not [ __ ] p a drink had a drink since like what about 3 hours ago that’s probably why everything hurts you absolute bean

Sprout I don’t want to alarm you Luke oh my God what’s that but there’s a gem cutter going in Marian oh Legend looks nice doesn’t it doesn’t it just Amber you stay away from my stuff he St what the hell is it thank you give me that I worked hard for

This I copper bars obsidian slabs Ro scale oh we’ve got to kill the big bad oh have we if you want to great a workbench no no I don’t worry I already looked at that I already looked at that yeah I’m well aware how much of a

Nightmare that shite is have we got any [ __ ] not wood no we need Flex wood as well what the flex wood Where Have You Been me I’ve been in a bloody caves we’ve had this entire conversation I can’t even believe you man I’ll fill you in it’s the cactus in the desert

Okay I’m not doing the gong no you don’t deserve it it’s off the clock it’s off the clock screwed the pooch on this screwed the pooch a doesn’t give you seeds ass [ __ ] Game Jesus Christ so we can make a recurve crossbow now luk I’m sure that’ll get you absolutely rock

Hard there’s the night Shield that’s green L waste of time throwing it out there I put the shield on right don’t give you extra defense why are could you make the Hardy to instead of the cool-headed or even the health one what’s the point the balancing here is terrible what I see Jesus Oh you bastards how Cool’s I’m dying for starvation I get some tunes out first best part of the game best part shadow of a doubt best part of the game right there it’s not I’m not being sarcastic at all I really mean what I’ve just said [ __ ] sake br why do we have no sand shells need to

Be getting out there and banging them crabs look at me mouth Move thanks for that ruined my [ __ ] day thanks appreciate you really glad I looked at that yeah we got a banana in Camp we got peely he’s ours he’s joined actually what Legend yeah he’s moved in how many beds we got that room’s full of them what hell would have had more if

Someone didn’t build it in their wrong [ __ ] bit yeah that’s my fault it is isn’t it I’ll take the blame for that one God forbid you fix it yeah melon I’ll say next time but you know no one likes us when we play fortnite no one likes us

Kid I see you can’t even sit down on these a [ __ ] I’m sweating are you no no no just me oh good news everyone I’m working as I see ever made a godamn chest over here so we can put the seeds in here is that just something I just speak to my [ __ ]

Self about oh my God have you got any planks Luke no I got logs right just put a toilet down useless piece of [ __ ] I set on this no I’m the only one I there’s all these bloody resource managing rationing managing balancing acts I’m the only [ __ ] one looking at

Them I’m a resource gaer you walk up to something and press X is that too hard yeah I swear to God if these smoothies aren in the right bit thank Jesus might have a smooth what we got how do you split things po juice I’m having a slurp it’s as simple

As how is that a quarter of my GTH we need basic food man we need basic food he’s over here doing Gourmet [ __ ] what’s the Salt Bay steaks they not even useful don’t even fill you you get like one morcel of meat like here you go oh good can’t breathe gring raspers

Me everybody get the seeds put them over here isn’t that hard it’s really [ __ ] simple but you don’t do [ __ ] you’re walking around and picking up everything in but you don’t [ __ ] resource manage anything at all at all I should probably go him should that

Your way saying shut the [ __ ] up and end the stream oh I is going now perfect timing got to get this video prepped magnifi right no one gets to leave well I you can cuz I can’t keep them here but you don’t get to leave till I’ve sort out my inventory all

Right if I really wanted to be mean I’d say until it’s all actually properly fully organized but there’s no chance in Jesus Christ to that happening is there so why is it we unlocked the blue bow but not the blue sword look that fing Luke stop that nobody likes

[ __ ] I love the pair of you always always will this is my second contribution to the swear J you swear realize Hardy charm can pretty much bypass non extreme heat and cold as long as you don’t take enough damage to hit your real hearts you to the recharge and

The temporary Hearts being so fast that’s why you craft it wait did I not read the hearty Charmy charm no it doesn’t say I guess it Regens it without telling me is is is that the gimmick I apologize I didn’t see that one I didn’t know I’m sorry

Where do you craft the charms on the crafting bench all sorry the tabs you goo right now I’ve got a pickaxe Luke headed now I’ve got a pickaxe and I’ve already got the place where I can go to go get the things you enjoy this what’s

That what’s that day you coming over and just staying all night we’ll play this I’m not sure yet I yesterday yesterday said oh I don’t know what day I’m free yet Christmas in it BR the game luk oh do you not see what I’m seeing on me I don’t know I

Can’t even see you anymore can you not Luke turn around I’m right there no yeah right I’m at the crafting bench no I can’t even see you turn into a ghost basically I was trying to craft Luke um and then I was just stuck in an

Animation and uh I I spammed a jump to get out of it and I’m just sliding around oh my yeah I can’t see you at all let’s craft a forest ax and see if that fixes it fixed it you see me now Look yeah what the hell couldn’t go one

Stream of this without all just me streaming without finding a glitch long drive I guess don’t count cuz it’s all one big one isn’t it a tip to show what the devs did before coming up with this idea psychotic Panda 420 how [ __ ] long ago is that sorry sorry team thank

You all appreciate you really enjoy this game you don’t want to see it that’s fine we will show you medieval Dynasty fim ever gets updated please I meant to say V Cleanup Detail um and long drive among long try and other things when they come out if they’re interest in

Even remotely uh really appreciate you for being here uh there you go I’ve enjoyed this I have really enjoyed this to be honest enjoyed to hit like and you know prove everybody wrong but you know I’m pretty sure it’s got fornite in the title it’s not cool enough for you well

Love you and leave you and see you probably again tomorrow maybe might do the abiotic factor thing tomorrow cuz it is thinged play tested oh there we are till January so yeah we’ll see you when you want to see us more probably next time when we’re not doing this