Ultimate Gaymer Showdown: Dungeons & Dragons vs Minecraft | Live Stream

All right I’m taking this out of well I took us out at the start soon and we are now live as I load up Minecraft I am going to have to adjust my um volume yep because you know me I don’t I don’t have the valume or anything up on these

Games oh yeah there are uh voice lines and stuff and you’re G have to I’m gonna need to I don’t care if it’s expired I know it’s not me all right God [ __ ] [ __ ] what happened oh okay I just knocked over like six sketchbooks so uh give me a second I got

To pick these up shelves on my desk I have to put something there so that way this doesn’t keep happening cuz this is like the third time this week that I’ve just knocked everything over okay to see if everything’s coming through okay I got download wait how long is it

Going to take me to download this though it shouldn’t take very long it’s just because I was downloading all of the uh all right well let’s hope not because yeah that’s going to be AO I’m going to be a little bit um it’s almost done Roughly I’m just kind of screen though huh it says pack 104 it’s a 204 right now remember there’s G to be lag come together un and night okay what’s going on here already know about that just the Hall of chocolate I want to see it yeah I thought there was

Something inside of it and I like went to go try crack it in half and it just chattered all right well I’m going to grab oh Raptor’s at the airport I knew it I [ __ ] knew it did he just say something is that why yeah

Oh we’re gonna do that is Mark is red then five years later it’s been like 45 minutes right yeah it’s been about 45 minutes there we go uh hi skull render distance of H above is well I’m fine sure your sound is turned up do I just y okay okay here we

Go dear Lord look around the room look around the room his headphones for I I see that it’s actually really cute can we Crouch we can Crouch oh my gosh look look at the shelf behind you what do we got here you can actually read all the spines Too I like the little stat little statue kitchen stuff College stuff find our maps in the marketplace yeah this is actually kind of nice I’m not gonna lie oh oh Pizza all right so then what do we do now hit the sign hit the button under the sign that says start adventure hey

Glad you made it I’m really happy that you’re willing to give this game a shot it’s one of my favorite things to do with friends between the role playing strategy and just being goofy with each other it’s always a great time D and D has something for every kind of player

Now you said the other day that you wanted to just get kind of an intro experience before joing my regular campaign group so I figured a more individual sort of experience would be a good way of showing you the ropes give you an idea of what the experience can

Feel like just take a seat whenever you feel like getting started I’ve got snacks that should last us until the end of the universe so help yourself to those too how it that’s how it good to go okay so first things first let’s choose your class I’ve got the

Basics already written up for a few of them so you only need to worry about picking one do you want to be a holy warrior with the ability to heal yourself and smite your foes with the power of your deity Paladin might be the way to go oh or maybe a wizard using

Your magic to blast bad guys Skyhigh with f h but a rogue could be fun too hit and run tactics poisoning your enemies and watching them you already know what class I’m playing so satisfying it’s also lots of fun to just be a barbarian with a big ax barbarians

Can get so angry that they just kind of forget that they’ve been hit and keep hacking away I’ve always had a hard time choosing when I’m a player so take your time which one is that though hold the menu item and use item to open okay so there’s just oh what the

Hell all right well really cool next let’s allocate your stats you want me to explain how stats and dice rolling work in this game I don’t think we have Cho stats determine what you’re good at each stat has a use in combat but they can also apply to

Role playing situations and other things you do while adventuring in the world whenever you roll the 20-sided die you’ll add which whichever stat applies to the role so say you’ve got a plus three in wisdom and need that Insight check would show how Rolling High means you can understand them and see through

Any lies they might be telling rolling within reason of course if you roll a 20 on that die then you’ll almost certainly succeed at whatever you’re trying to do or at least get useful info let’s try an example you are speaking to a Tavern keeper asking after some local Bandits

That you’ve been hired to hunt down he talks easily enough but he says that he has no information on these people or where to find them okay you rolled a 10 so add three to that with a 13 you notice him tense and almost physically withdraw when you ask him about the

Bandits uhuh giving you the sense that he’s hiding some that’s pretty much it rolling a 20 when you hit rolling a one on that die though can be really sometimes faing so spectac going through this I don’t know fall down a flight of stairs out of a window and into a pen of

Screaming goats okay probably specifically but you get the idea oh yeah see that your class already has stats that will best support their abilities how do you want to make them better or do you want to balance them out a bit you’ll get more stat points to

Distribute as we play so don’t worry about this step too much oh the explanation okay so what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do uh open your menu and we have to put [ __ ] to our stats I guess no I didn’t no stop ah wait a

Minute if I’m a paladin my wisdom should be a little bit higher than that yeah what other stats do I have is that it no not done how many more oh I have four available okay that makes sense um what no [ __ ] menu open ah glad I’m not the only one

Struggling what I’m done I’m waiting for you now [Laughter] [ __ ] the say it’s got some issues with be an understatement well while you do all that I don’t want to close it I don’t want to why am I in the other chair I just want to update my stance well while you do

That do oh and like that you’ve made your first character congrats now how about we Dive Right into things let me just set the scene for you the continent of has seen hundreds of stories turn into Legends the dawn age when dwarves overthrew the tyrannical Giants and El wolves waged

War against evil dragons thereby carving out a place in the world for small folk the tyranny of the Rose Dragon when the great red worm yir aisar nearly raised cuman and established her cruel Empire the time of troubles when celestials and fiends alike were cast from their own

Realms Waring and laying to the Mortal plane in their efforts to reclaim their Divine positions yet each great story has great people steering The Narrative the rose Dragon Empire only fell because rafac Al kajan and his companions slew the evil Beast the times of troubles ended because those like the Mage

Midnight Rose to the occasion in their case taking the mantle of divinity from the slain Celestial mistra until she could be resurrected now we come to the of another Venture map should be so cinematic that could War reality as we know it though there is no prophesy

Chosen one no foreseen savior if you play your cards right you might just be able to avert what is to come or perhaps your story Ser as a cautionary tail for those who survive exactly despite this it all starts with something as Monday as fetching groceries for your parents okay Grandma thanks This is such a weird collaboration but like it’s cool I mean it definitely helps with teaching new players I can say that much not not the best not the best but you know it’s it’s a start yeah we open on nashkel a village on the Northern slopes of the cloud PE

Okay this is this is really Co RS have abated making the Tre across town to aiss for your father at least a bit less muddy as you make your way back along the main street though it is hard not to notice that your otherwise quiet home is riddled with strained whispered

Conversations I have a sir too even better all right so oh hey what’s up hi hey how how do I look I want to wait and see on the stream thing I mean you look like a rogue hang on hang on I’ve got the skin pack to match

SWAT there’s a skin pack that goes with this but it has you active on the realm itself it’ll be also here for here too oh there’s little way point this is so cool oh the kids oh I think we have to go over here do what this is

Meat standing behind his produ stand is Eric one of the farmers living on The Village’s outskirts you have known him for most of your life though he is still young and smile lines have only just begun to crease the sides of his eyes your father said you’d be along to pick

Up his purchase I don’t envy him his back problems as if he didn’t have enough to deal with already as the headman anyhow here you go I’m sure he appreciates having you around to do all the heavy lifting for him thanks Eric oh we have our own voices sure thing just

Make sure to get home safe cool what’s everyone Whispering about I only caught a bit everyone’s worried about the people who’ve gone missing you probably already heard about helsa not coming home yesterday that makes the fourth person in 2 weeks the tracker is looking for her haven’t come back yet but if

It’s anything like the other three disappearances they won’t find anything people are real frightened I can’t blame them might be a good idea to not wander around on your own even in town N I can take care of myself see you around mhm see you around I’m a confident cocky ass

Bastard dude what about you yeah okay good we’re in the same boat then this is really nice actually I didn’t have to select anything wait you didn’t no oh I Did this is really cool look at the little bottles and the V look at the dragon Bo oh wait oh my gosh oh R Bor I like the wheat and the angry pumpkin oh this is cool going in the totally opposite direction of where we’re supposed to I’m

Pretty sure hey it’s okay look at all the different people I like all the little this is so cool little details and everything oh I love it can we run we can run Sweet let’s go we can’t go no oh oh what is a you can do a thing

Lotus left click you can you can do a thing no I can only do this like I can do one Little Slice I’m not you must do more damage with the one hit well I’m a paladin what do you expect I got up here thank you OHS are cool

I found you hear voices from inside your house Perhaps it is worth waiting and listening in then I just heard about it this morning does anyone else know I caught one of The Trackers before he could go out to look for helsa he said he’d check it out while the trail was

Still warm if there was one but I don’t know if he told anyone else first we’ll have to assume that he did people are already starting to panic and this will make it worse I heard people at the market this morning talking about unfamiliar monsters no one had seen the

Thing themselves but the rumors are bad enough this goes on and you’ll have a mob at your front door demanding answers I’m surprised we haven’t seen one already you’ve got to get ahead of this so what are you going to do about it give me a minute I’ve got an idea but I

Want to talk it over with Katra first you’re welcome if you like they should be back soon ah there you are put the food on the table and come talk to me there’s something we need to discuss listen you heard heard about the people going missing I’m not going to

Sugarcoat this but the whole kelit family is gone now ner found their Farm empty this morning without even a sign of struggle this is asking a lot and I’ve got a feeling your mother’s going to kill me after I say this then don’t say it but I need you to go speak with

Endand dvir and ask for his help you’re right I think I will throttle you oh go are you insane people are going missing and you think sending Katra out into the woods by the themselves is somehow a good idea I have to agree with enan they’d make a tempting Target The

Trackers have been going on their own and no one’s bothered them besides after all the training I’ve put Katra through they should be fine on their own yes but you could just send one of The Trackers or someone else I want the trackers to keep looking for our people other than

Them there’s no one else I’d trust in the woods more than Katra and for all the times you’ve run off into the air as a kid you probably know the paths better than most of the villagers oh if not I’ll find my way and V is important his ego probably won’t

Let him Fu a random villager ner could go but she doesn’t know how to fight and I don’t want the community’s Healer to be missing for a whole day if someone breaks their arm and you’re not worried what Vier might do to them unless Katra does something really stupid which I would

Trust them not to they’ll be fine you know I’m standing right here so what you’re saying is be an [ __ ] what I saw hey watch the sarcasm talk about this well they’re right manners aside they can speak for themselves and hopefully also point out how Reckless and stupid this is stupid maybe Reckless

Probably but I’m still going to do it hell yeah yeah that sounds like my kid now endand draayer is a proud creature he has the wisdom of the ages and probably knows something that we don’t but there’s a good chance he won’t help us for free just on principle if he

Doesn’t I want you to offer him money this pouch is 100 gold coins 100 gold coins holy [ __ ] 100 where did you get that kind of money I took it from the village as emergency fund I’d say this counts rounded it out to 100 using money

We were saving for a new roof start with a low offer like 30 and work your way up unless you think you’re going to insult him or lose his interest whatever help or advice he can give will be welcome if we’re lucky he might already know where

Our missing people are or where to look a bird’s eye view could show them what we need I still think that this is a bad idea aide if I’m being honest it probably bad idea but it’s the only one we’ve got is there anything else I should know

Before going at this point you know everything that we do I wish we could be of more help but V’s home is not far hopefully nothing will bother you on the way right I guess I’ll head out now then oh before you go do you want to do a

Quick sparring match couldn’t hurt to brush up on your Technique just in case one more thing no I’m sure you can find your way and don’t want me fussing over you but in case something happens you should take your father’s old wayfinder I want to be an ass but at

Least be nice to Mom thanks I’ll take good care of it just be careful and come back in one piece we’ll be waiting for you with some dinner ready okay hi wrist Dart so wait sneak attack oh my gosh people keep going missing it won’t be long before there’s no Village Left what what am I doing I don’t know what I’m doing uh I’m assuming we go down this path oh no I was I was trying to take a look at this kindy oh what kind of abilities do I have I have my lay lay on hands and I got Smite

[ __ ] I’ve I’ve got wrist starts and sneak attacks I’ve got got Smite oh look at the C hold up hold up I’m looking I’m looking I’m looking all right we have to go to the GU cave okay where did you go oh wait I see you coming there’s like a cart full of

Barrels and clothes and stuff this is neat yes it is the non- Collision these are elves yeah they walk so slowly do we go this way looks like it oh look at The Cattails wait what oh there’s Cattails oh this look nice can we go in the water oh we

Can no wait that’s a border that’s an invisible wall ah we can’t go that far I guess we can’t swim oh well what Is can I jump over the fences no who are you we still can’t do that I don’t think we can go this way yet huh the other way I Guess if the uh directional signs aren’t anything to go by o I’d like to see one of these and someone stay back huh oh whoa okay so our ability cool there down how do I okay sneak attack that I wonder if they got something to do with what’s going on oh nice

Oh those were some pretty cool designs that I can’t go that way all right well let’s keep going then I guess where the [ __ ] is oh it’s the wayfinder oh you Know this is quite nice I like all the custom trees these look so much better than the actual trees ain’t that the truth Ooh I see a chest up there can we get up there maybe maybe I don’t know ah I fell again can you do it can you do it oh you almost had it no oh wait wait I did it can I oh so we get a confidence potion and a magic Potion I keep hitting the Wall well let’s keep going oh it is open it it opens on my end as well okay well I have I have the stuff then guess this is it unless this wave finder led me to some old Al bear Den ooh okay then I’d like to see this as like a full texture

Pack Roar no seducing it all right I can’t that’s an option here this is a a PG game after all that’s thank goodness for that too whoa why wo do this releas me oh [ __ ] oh God what was that as you reach for the coin that seemed to

Suck the life from endand D ear you note a crack running down its face whatever these people want with it you doubt they should have it the moment you touch the metallic surface though A jolt of energy Sears through your fingers and up your arm followed by a sense of pressure as

If the ocean’s tide were rushing into your flesh oh that’s not good recoiling the coin is AD deared to your fingertips bound there even as you fill that the force pouring from it stretches your skin and crushes your bones threatening to rupture and burst your entire body

Other than your body though Co that bursts erupting into shards of metal as the same light that flowed into it early as streams into you the physical pain abates though something continues to press on your mind cloring its way into your thoughts and filling your skull as

The world around you distorts and turns insensible chaotic and then finally dark what what happened where is who are you what have you done to me I don’t know answer me I’m in a box stop who are you what are you doing to me

Who who Am I will ask again who are you what happened to those people in my cave your cave who or what are you do not play games child I am endand draer and you will answer my questions I was afraid this was going to happen my

Name’s Katra I I live in the nearby Village you you’re saying you’re the dragon do not play games with me child now answer my questions what happened in my cave and what have you done to me um what do you remember they I I remember they they must have

Trapped my soul in that coin I I have heard of artifacts that can do such I had never expected that it would be so painful though it it felt like I was being torn and pulled apart then crushed until I could not even tell what part of my body I was

Feeling I suppose though that I was not feeling my body at all after that I saw the thing seeping out of my body but I could not see if it if I was breathing everything after is unclear it hurts to remember I was still reeling when the next thing I clearly saw was

Your face a moment before I felt my I think so felt that transfer again then we were here now we need to return me to my is he still in the voice smoke oh what yeah I’m going home I need to see if anything has happened this is a waste of time you

Need to find the people who took my body immediately only after I see if they went to my Village first they may have done something wait are we we were literally up where the [ __ ] chest was that’s great no no no No are you with me okay you’re coming oh no the sky is red everything’s on fire hey it’s just like Destiny in the forest oh God everyone is dead Mom Dad H tunel anyone the house what happened to the house Mom dadad help someone help

Someone tell me what oh what the [ __ ] so there is someone left oh I figured there would be a few of you bumpkins left woring about like rats well have going and squealing to your neighbors about us no we want things to be quiet and peaceful so you set the village on fire

Exactly what have you done to my home where is everyone take or kill them we’ll have no Witnesses today whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this this was my home not anymore it would seem why would they Dron such a dick is everyone hey I I relate to this man you

Actually expect an answer to that question or are you simply asking empty questions to hear yourself Speak oh I was expecting you to actually be helpful and offer some insight but I guess that was too much to ask wasn’t it careful child I may not not have my

Own body but it seems that I can still harm yours oh lovely stop it stop it already look a lot has happened all at once I had a dragon HP into my head and start tearing it apart and then a few minutes later I found out my home and

Everyone I know are now gone this is a bit overwhelming and I’d appreciate a bit of compassion you callous lizard I like this how dare you consider yourself fortunate that I am merciful and willing to overlook this slate in light of your obvious distress and lack of

Self-control what are you doing in my cave anyhow some of the villagers had gone missing I was going to ask you for your help finding them well it seems that a few missing persons is the least of your Village’s concerns now it’s not helpful but I suppose you’re a bit

Absorbed in your own little world anyhow aren’t you not like you’ve ever cared about us before there was not much to care about even less now wow that’s cruel enough right now I understand that you’re upset and I am too so can you please lay off h fine

Mood so what are we supposed to do now I don’t have a home and you don’t have a body and I’m not letting you take over mine I do not think that I could even if I tried thank gosh as much as it Galls

Me to admit it all I can do always hurt you I think that I could kill you if I truly wished but that would likely end my life too that’s good to know we shall hunt the people who took my body we will find a

Way for you to put me back and I can force answers out of those treacherous eels perhaps you can use the coin again to set things right but it exploded when I touched it it felt like something was being forced into me before I blacked

Out that must have been when you came H without the coin I doubt that you would have been able to restore me anyhow much less after whatever that monster of theirs did to me in the time since it seemed to be fusing with my form it

Might have been feeding that was not the impression I felt so I’ve got the same question as before what now short of purging my soul from your body which I would not recommend men lest you want me to destroy the both of us first you will need to put me into another vessel

Ideally though that vessel will be my own original body purified of whatever has come to infest it if your villagers were taken by this group then finding where they have taken me will also lead you to the answers you seek sure but I don’t know anything about healing

Dragons or moving Souls from one body to another how are we supposed to do all of that or even find these people H I think that the best course now would be to seek the advice of the scholars in kendle keep oh candle it is relatively close and hosts the greatest collection

Of knowledge in fyon that I am aware of anyhow if anyone would know of a cure or be able to devise one and be able to tell us more about this group of people that attacked me why am I most certainly find them in Candle keep’s Great Library

Rather than walk the whole way way see if that man with the cart is heading north preserve your strength while you can I think that’s actually the first good usable advice you’ve given me do not push your luck with such frequent sarcasm child oh but I will find the cart and let us

Leave man oh I got fire Fireball that’s not something a ro can do after nearly 2 weeks of walking leaving over a 100 miles of the Coast Road behind you candle keep’s soaring spares are finally close enough to reveal their details set a top a craggy Peninsula Rising above the Sea of Swords

The Fortress overlooks a surrounding Farmland while keeping a healthy distance from the wild and shadowy cloak wood at last I had forgotten how long it can take to travel when one does not have wings with which to fly it certainly seems tedious remember candle keep is the home of the avowed the

Greatest scolars on the continent be respectful follow their rules and try not to let anything too uncivilized come out of your mouth I’ll try not to say anything oh great and sensitive one you just but we need these people and some of them can be prickly even pompous it

Is what can happen when you are at the front of your field or the Pinnacle of your craft for too long speaking from experience are we my pride and confidence is Justified as is theirs albeit to a lesser extent never learned the value of humility though H humility is for the weak the

Unremarkable and for those who care about what others think of them you cannot possibly believe that I am any of those let’s get going I love being an [ __ ] is it obvious indeed these fields look almost untended and I do not hear any Farm hands or livestock have these places been abandoned for

Some reason keep a keen eye out if these people fled their homes they must have had a good reason to do so you can jump these fences there must be different fences yeah why can’t fine can we nope all right fine fine hey how you wait I’ve got something

To tell you about those guards the sketchy half sketchy halfing we’re starting to wonder if you’d actually stopped to talk what do you need to warn us about well the guards aren’t going to let you in I saw you coming up the road and it’s pretty clear you’re not from here so now

One’s going to let you in even to the core of air why aren’t they letting strangers in people have been going missing in the area Travelers and locals alike those Farms you pass by for example yeah the families that live there just up and vanished no sign of an

Attack or anything so the people in charge are getting right paranoid and only allowing residents to enter the city how do we get in if you’re going to enter candle keep you’re going to need a residence pass they handed them out to all the locals in their jurisdiction but

Was pretty rushed and with my special set of skills I can make one that will fool the guards into letting you through the gate what’ you say 25 gold and the documents will be all yours he is telling the truth about people Vanishing and the guards being

Extra cautious but he is also scalloping you with that price you’ll do this for free otherwise I’m reporting you to the guards hell yeah okay look I don’t want that and you won’t be able to get in without my help make it just five gold I don’t have a

Real job anymore and need money fine we have a deal good now I can’t make this pass from nothing and I sold my last copy a week ago so you’ll need to find one of your own that I can modify [ __ ] you look at those farmhouses oh the

Families there were’re either taken or left in a hurry there might have one or two lying around bring back a copy plus payment and I’ll get to work be careful though the people are gone but I’ve heard some rustling around there and other strange sounds never seen anything

But gives me the creeps and I think I saw someone go into one of those houses maybe to stay the night but yeah I I never saw him come out just miss him now good luck he keeps dragging me back to do the leg work we I’m the one doing all

The work you’re long for the ride I will contribute as best I can my advice by itself could prove invaluable yeah if you ever give it this is awfully dark I’m waiting for a jump scare barrels barrels be nice if you could like look at [ __ ] without swinging

Weapon nothing up here nothing up here oh little dining table ohep hold up hold up there there’s beds up here hey there’s two up here well we set our spawn so I mean yeah I mean it didn’t say we couldn’t sleep in the beds yeah I can’t run though

Yeah kind of what is this thing the Scarecrow some sort of construct it would be I would presume that it is guarding this house unless someone left it with more malicious intentions thanks but that advice isn’t helping me to kill it just tear it apart if it cannot hold itself together it is

No threat to think you needed my help to figure even that out coins coins okay are you going to come alive too buddy no all right oh now I can run was just waiting for that basically oh you Auto regenerated oh lovely did you accidentally turn on your ability yeah I did

Oh well hello okay oh where are these things supposed to be at anyway oh you can destroy the farm blocks oh you can oh [ __ ] you can if you jump on them what go back there [ __ ] s all right Fine uh [ __ ] well oh more scarecrows more are you being attacked yeah something like that H finally what were those things doing on a farm I don’t think seagulls justify that level of protection no perhaps they wandered here Rogue constructs are not unheard of still you might learn

Something if you look around then again what have scarecrows to do with our mission not much I guess Katra I’m going to try something do not be alarmed if things start to look different oh lovely what whoa okay what’s going on I said not to be alarmed good luck with that [ __ ] I

Was uncertain if I could do this while in your body but my intimate connection to the material plane allows me certain privileges of perception when plain speak please Village kid remember of course in essence I can see some elements of magic how enchantments work their origin or nature what they draw

Power from use magic depends on the situation but you get the gist of it perhaps this will help on occasion though I must admit that it is somewhat taxing to use this ability with your body please be quick it’s a mess of dirt there’s a hole where the state go but

You can’t get anything useful from this what would that kind of magic be doing here I cannot say some people draw power from such places making contracts with fish creatures or finding other ways to tap into those plan’s Powers sometimes creatur we put one of these World wrong or random circumstance we

Have being ack judge by well so am I this is worrisome be careful L St a gistro Catch You by surprise and turn you into a snack all right well I don’t like this yeah well it looks so ominous oh God the lag I don’t know what to do now

Oh was that always like this no it wasn’t it was blocked off o there’s a chest over there all right you get oh it’s it’s already been opened oh rotten onions e I’m not going to take those take the proof there you go folded and then stuffed haphazardly among a pile of now

Rotting onions you find a piece of parchment marked with an official looking seal and titled evidence of residence in the candle keep territories a bit wordy and a bit more aromatic than you’d like but it should do the trick good now return to that individual

Scratch let us hope that he is at to the task hope or not we don’t have many other options to resort to Vier why must you insist on calling me that it’s what everyone in the village called you it’s easier than saying your full name be glad that I am a magnanimous and

Forgiving Dragon I be inclined to start tearing up your mind again don’t worry you’re already a big enough headache as it is ah is that a bit of legal documentation I see there and smell okay well you work with what you’ve got right give me a bit to scrape

Off and refinish the important parts then I’ll start with color matching then confirming a handwriting and your eyes are glazing over just just just give me the goods and wait a bit and here you go certification that you absolutely belong to the area and can come and go as you like just don’t

Let any Wizards near it they get curious they’ve probably got spells or something that can sniff out a forgery otherwise though no one will ever beat a wiser Jo the castle oh all right well where’d he go he gone ah the horsey hi buddy oh I can ride

You congrats you have a horse I do have a horse it it doesn’t handle very well I can tell you that much good sir papers please that’s not a sir resid certificate the guard glances at the paper noting the seal and the signatures but does not peer too closely watching

Him scrunch up his nose the cursory inspection might have to do with not wanting to put his face too close to the smell of rancid onions all right everything looks fine head on in just keep an eye out for any strange activity oh passing through the city

Walls dumped into a large open Square that seems to double as a Marketplace it is not exactly brimming with life but considering how you live nearly all of your life in a small village the number of people in one place is stering and the activity threatens to be

Overwhelming we can buy stuff tedious but we made it now the next part could be problematic only the avowed and certain others are allowed into the inner Ward through the emerald door on the far side of this Courtyard talk to the keeper there and determine what is

Required to get in and speak with one of the experts wa I want to see copper one second would you like to buy this item yes oh my gosh you’re welcome the healing the onions of course you have the [ __ ] onions oh what else is look up Lotus there’s

Armor ooh ooh ooh ooh O Okay Okay heavy boots yes quiet Hood Dangerous coat I don’t have enough for the helmet oh all right so I’ve got the next sword yeah I know I I I don’t have the second level I need for the uh okay well then so what do we need to do oh we have new stat points available

Lot us oh wait we do yeah oh [ __ ] we do uh if it wants to work all right well let me see here I am going to get this up To there we go H incre the damage dealt to enemies Boulder’s Gate what’s going on oh the quest names oh oh glossery never mind not Quest it’s locations and monsters and stuff my Cape is glitching out I noticed that what business have you here child I wish to speak with one of the

Researchers you and everyone else do you have an appointment or a letter of introduction what if I told you that I am sharing this body with the soul of a dragon that had their body abducted by cultists and that we are looking for a way to bring him back to his original

Form H not another one of these there’s always some vagrant spouting about being cursed or needing to find evidence of their Royal lineage or some other such nonsense if you truly believe that Dragon business then you do not need a Scholar’s help you need a doctor so that they can check your

Head got to say you’re a rather rude and unpleasant person I’ll be looking for more friendly company now maybe in the nearest pig pen or among the rats very well I’m glad to see that you have acknowledged where you belong oh that was great I hope if you know

That was great this is unacceptable we must find someone to assist us and soon I can only imagine what those monsters are doing with my body and already I chafe at being confined to yours how does he chave wow thanks well do you happen to know where we could find a

Rare or unique book no distaste as this may be have to find another dubiously legal way around this problem actually I remember passing a sewer grate earlier if there are sewers for this outer area then they surely have some for the inner Ward so you want me to break into a

Sewer sneak through agma knows what kind of Filth and then break into the inner Ward to what kidnap or threaten a scholar into helping us presumably we would be able to find someone more reasonable or at least amenable to our request however we cannot do that from

Out here the sewers are our only option right now you only say this because you won’t have to smell what I do actually I will you think I only see through your eyes child I am bound to experience everything that you do believe me sharing in your bodily functions these

Past weeks has been far from enjoyable I better have okay point taken uh sewers it is then I guess m question started yuck all right so where’s the sewers not sure you said we passed it so what is it over here somewhere oh over here has to be

Y not really hard to break into this is what living in a city means how can one place produce so much filth oh you’d be surprised you sounded as if you you knew what you were getting into I thought I did didn’t think it’d be this plentiful the the byproduct of

Civilization people oh you can extinguish it V are you okay do not call me that it’s strange even without a body or the need to breathe I feel a tightness in my chest lightheadedness I I think that it would be best to spend as little time in here

As possible please hurry through this place okay well I was actually just getting used to the smell thought maybe we could wander around a bit maybe find a spot for a picnic no we will move through here as quickly as possible do you understand all right let’s make this

Quick wait that is the right direction and it seems to no longer be sewers Beyond this point these are probably the tunnels running beneath the inner Ward I have heard of catacombs vaults Labs there’s skeletons in there cloud is down here it seems unfortunately there is a

Ward on the door you will need to find a key unless you wish to be fried uh no no I don’t oh there’s healing potions in here nice uh I hear battle music grab some potions Lotus there’s extras I will in a second where is this [ __ ] coming

From wait look at that on the ground well I’d like to nothing on the ground precisely helpful the rest of this place is a riot of grime and muuk child yet this path is almost spotless I would be willing to bet half of my entire horde

That a gelatinous cube has come this way ah a what now an oozing monster that inhabits places like this some people and more we almost got our asses kicked in Guardians and janitors the first campaign absorb and dissolve plant material they touch as a way of God my

Most distinct memory from that is the [ __ ] zombies though they can carry the the one that was it to go pull the immovable rod out of the wall Den child now follow this Trail you might find something interesting floating in the Cub’s body L just be careful though as they can be

Transparent and thus easy to overlook oh lovely even better that would explain why those potions well I might want to go get them then yeah I left you some potions thank you oh I like the Regeneration [ __ ] and get rid of those nasty onions there look the thing has a key

Inside of it it must be M or one of the that might get us out of the sewers and into the cleaner part we saw earlier just don’t let the creature suck you up please [ __ ] you in your damn things yes it looks as if an enchantment

Quite similar to the one on the locked doors embedded in this key it should work to get us through and what if it sets off the Trap then you had best hoped that the Mage who put it there said it more as a deterrent rather than an

Offense we get to go see the skellies is this even the right place okay okay just going to open the door the magically trap door stuffed with potentially lethal lightning right okay and still alive right well that’s good yeah oh be not so dramatic you could find much worse before we had done

Here I have heard tell that there are Guardians and occasional escaped experiments down here oh lovely though that may just be rumor wow thanks the possibility of even greater danger certainly sets my mind at ease thanks fire stop calling me that my sword disappeared I’m sorry to hear that I don’t know what

To tell you what’s that way ooh a chest what get back a minut watch my Earbuds good job that creature was known is a mimic what are yeah I’ve heard of those things didn’t expect it to be so slimy though Lotus why did it have a key inside of it though did it eat someone like the cube did probably not otherwise we would have seen some more gruesome

Evidence of the meal that’s a fair point no some people feed mimics various items that they need to hide or protect if you know how to handle one of these things they can be rather convenient Guardians as long as you keep that is yeah I can imagine the

Alternative oh no that’s not what I wanted to use anyway oh what the [ __ ] are those things hang on I’m G to quickly save an exit to see if it um fixes my [ __ ] weapon okay yeah we’ve been playing for almost uh an hour and a half already

Nice you and the [ __ ] damn ass onions they’re welcome I told you I took the onions I know you did but still oh I need to stand up this chair is nice on the back apparently it’s not friendly towards AES get this Paladin Smite I still have no weapon what the

[ __ ] you just might be uh screwed oh I love oh I didn’t have it equipped good job ah where’s a cube Cube come at me b [ __ ] get this Paladin SN well o we might have another mimic up there by the way there’s skeletons over here oh where here come

Rat yep that’s a mimic down here oh what was that oh it’s on me that was the sound of me getting [ __ ] by the mimic what the [ __ ] poison dart oh I didn’t mean to it’s a good thing it’s a good thing I double checked to make sure Friendly Fire wasn’t

On I think you and I had uh killed each other a while ago so dead end got it ooh wait okay what the [ __ ] are those things oh they’re like the uh they’re Cobalts I bet oh that makes little dragon things yeah cuz they normally come in like little groups there’s another [ __ ]

Over here oh there’s another one also insert Fireball [Laughter] joke Fireball solves everything just use Fireball nothing but Fireball just Fireball those [ __ ] are fast they [Applause] are oh there’s a rat I’m not worried about the rat raptor is definitely missing out here don’t worry he’ll join us next

Time is he going to end up where we did or is he going to have to start from the beginning though that’s good question dear Lord there’s so many of these nasty things that sounds about right for Cobalts this one’s trapped behind the barrel NOP he got

Out so our object Collision is bad but theirs isn’t what was that what oh that was me so you think that’s all of them oh I’m low on health I supp say after that we would have yeah I see more of them what the [ __ ] is that coming coming

Oh God lus blotus I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming oh hello oh [ __ ] it’s one of these things what is this I don’t remember what they’re called but I know exactly what this thing is you just might want to keep your distance close attacks though is kind of what I do insert Fireball

Joke really I swear our next episode can literally just be titled Fireball Fireball Fireball oh mother Cube Cube two cubes there’s two cubes I’m inside of the cube ew might not want to do that though just saying maybe for for anyone who wants to play this this is not how a fireball

Works this is items on a cool down for attack purposes yeah but still Fireball just use Fireball it’s nice too cuz area of effect just use yeah that’s the I like crit I’ve been critting quite a bit I actually kind of like it oh it’s eating

Me I didn’t want to use the Divine Smite but fine well unfortunately it seems that this en Sorel armor is tied to the exit lovely unless you have a powerful dispelling magic at your disposal that you have neglected Dimension you will have to defeat this thing to undo the seal over the

Door spell magic with no obvious weaknesses or even a person inside to take out let me guess I have to just beat it into a useless hunk of metal kind of like I did the scarecrows precisely I’m really starting to hate constructs How do I use potions you have to select it then right click I did it’s not oh there it Goes finally this better be worth all the trouble we’ve gone to by here how are we going to get someone to help us take a look around and see if there’s any treasure right let us consider that later first we need to get out of these tunnels someone might have heard the

Battle or noticed that the enchantment or the door is broken we can determine our course once we are safely hidden within the inner Ward oh May Treasures treasure oh nice place thank you unfortunately for you you chances are that you will only see it as you are

Taken away to a prison cell get us out of here we cannot be imprisoned not in a Cell fight run do something are you joking there’s so many of them will be torn to shreds if we resist while we would normally have prevented you from coming this far sage thesari has taken

An interest in you now you are to attend him personally whatever you do do not allow them to incarcerate us do not give them a reason who is Sage tharai seriously you broke into here without even knowing who the people in charge are not a very wise burglar are you who are

You I am a captain within the avowed city guard and probably the person to lock your cell door behind you that is all you need know what does this tharai person want with me say AG thesari said that they found you curious but did not elaborate they also said that your Mega

Powers could not pose a serious threat to him or us keep that in Mindless you try something rash insert Fireball okay I’ll go where do I find them he is waiting for you in exaltation the keep consider this an honor as few of those outside of the AAL are allowed

Entry to our home you are to head directly to the Great Library do not attempt to deviate from the main path we will be watching you all right now where is it um oh up this way I can’t run how unfortunate I like how the characters even have different skin tones and stuff

A lot of ha put into this he’s going upstairs seems relatively quick that is far enough are you f I am why am I here you caught my interest we have all sorts of detection spells in the sewers you’ve half dozen of them when you sneaked in and a dozen more

When you entered the catacombs what happens to me now do not attempt to resist the spell if you resist then we will have to detain you and try again until you cooperate oh lots of extra bother as a spell activates you feel something press against your mind and on some level you

Know that it is trying to pry away your ability to lie intrusion is sudden and on edge and your first reaction is to resist however considering where you are and the promise of a jail cell or worse if you do not cooperate you relax and allow the spell to take hold good now

Let’s get the boring stuff over with do you intend to harm anyone in this city be it specifically in terms of property or any other way that includes but is not limited to theft spying or harassment no I do not good next why did you sneak into the an

Award we need the help of someone who understands magic and we cannot afford to wait we there are more of you well let’s come back to that okay now the interesting stuff why do some of our spells register you as a dragon and a human do you don’t want to

Know Abomination and you are’t a construct or other made thing so what exactly are you careful I bear the soul of the dragon and Andra within me that actually confirms one of my hypothesis it also poses a lot more questions but that’s gratifying at least how about while we’ve got this

Handy zone of Truth working you just tell me everything you can about how this Dragon came to inhabit you and we work from There well hopefully they will be able to use what you told us to find out more about this group that you encountered and the Monsters accompanying them in the meanwhile we need to discuss whether or not candle keep will assist you in your predicament whether or how could they

Refuse us tell him that endand draer demands their aid it is only fitting that they should restore me to my rightful form is there a way we can convince you to help well yes I happen to have something in mind lovely you see there is a clock tower nearby where a

Colleague of mine named adro lives however no one has heard from him in some time since there have been reports of monsters going in and out as they please it is probably safe to assume that adro is now dead sad as that is the old CER had a valuable book in his

Collection I want you to clear out the Vermin and if wizard adro is imprisoned or injured help him if he is missing or dead then find and take the book you do this and we’ll call it even as far as your crimes go excellent well in that

Case I am looking forward to hearing from you once you have concluded your investigation until then try not to die all right fair enough oh I can run a there’s invisible walls are you going to try jump off the edge of course I was it’s like you don’t know me at all

Skull first they not going to like let us take the direction You got to make us do something in this uh Adventure fied walking simulator basically it’s just a walking simulator isn’t it I look the gates are open for us yes wait I I want to get the last of the helmet I need one second all

Right for you insted to allow you to and from the in award as you please but if you step out of line again I will arrest you good for you B than lady Pleasant woman I don’t know I figure you two would get along handsomely I understand that was

Supposed to be a joke but even so I failed to see the similarities yeah you would this guy has an exclamation mark over it oh made LIF uh no I guess not or supposed to go over here where’ the HS go I don’t know your H is now

Mine there you are not these things again insert Fireball [Applause] joke teleport they here too if I were a hazard a guess they are guarding the path to the tower you think the person who puts them in the farmers Fields also left these ones here it is possible we

Will discover more at the tower I suspect what’s this oh we got half an hour oh come on let’s go whoa yes I have a habit of pissing [ __ ] off it’s okay they shall die that supposed to be a [ __ ] hobgoblin probably yeah feeling a special connection with

Nature in this place Druid created this Shrine long ago the shrine is meant to heighten the magic of nature found here and allow visitors to commune with the Earth even now centuries later the sight is witnessed to all manner of events from purification of the swearing of Oaths oh uh something about

Interest here’s a Campfire can you light it I it I guess not but yet that one’s lit oh I like the little torches or the giant what would what would they be um mushrooms not torches no the the um lights or [Applause] campfires rip Shrek take an onion take onion oh gosh this is really

Pretty it is this really scenic oh Lotus we have company oh I’m just over here exploring oh that was a crit too oh we got rats too there’s another guy here yeah but this was not too much the problem I am very low on health [Applause] Oh look there’s more oh there’s more over here too is it supposed to be like A I want to check something all right well you got time no more no more abilities uh ability score increases yet okay ah yes we are going the right way okay which way did you go oh I didn’t know you weren’t with me yeah I’m still being attacked I I was killing

Something oh [ __ ] I mean do you have your own wayfinder I do but I’m currently being attacked by [ __ ] so I am [Applause] too I like the skele oh the skellies have Reapers that way okay oh uh Lotus I am being attacked by a Shrek I don’t know where the [ __ ] oh there you Are oh look Skellies coming coming coming I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die he’s dead hey skull Lotus would you like these yes please cuz I can heal Myself no what’ you do go away Lotus there’s another one oh my gosh Skull oh look an onion wonder where that came from why is it pointing us this way isn’t this the way back I have no idea but there’s more goblins but wants us to go this way so we go this way I guess right are he’s going to attack us as well yep

I think maybe we do have to go around because it looks like it’s leading up all right stay all right come with me there’s more monsters on the left and on the right they must keep spawning them they do I look at it oh well at least we can Farm

Gold it’s probably one good thing right and we don’t have weapon durability which is nice but it seems like we have or I thought we had armor durability Well I guess we fight again woo all right sneak Attack ah ah the extra Damage Done To those things is great where did you get through that oh oh the mushrooms come on SK thank you oh wait I’m stuck I am also stuck why are we stuck what the [ __ ] happened I guess we can’t swim I don’t know let’s

Go we don’t lose our gold nice just run past all the monsters right now let’s just get back to where we were At there’s a Shrek yeah he’s going to be There I’ll leave him in onion gosh Dam go a skelan out goblins goodbye yes he yes these things though we might have to fight they’ve got Wings yes they do and they teleport they also drop a lot of coins s are they supposed to be imps I think oh look at this

Place a nondescript but productive mine Iron Throne has gained something of a reputation among the locals this place has a history of being taken over by monsters that then turn it into their new home until the local militia or a band of adventurers removes them why goblins Orcs and other nasty things so

Prefer this cave over others in the area is anyone’s guess look this is like I don’t know why but this feels like a good place to stop o new stat points this feels like a good point to end off yeah but we still have like 20 minutes though I

Know my back is starting to hurt though skull Lotus why aren’t you in a more comfy chair cuz I need to be able to [ __ ] read chat which is been dead I mean I’m not just expecting do we go through here maybe looks like it might be a maze because it’s oh wait there’s a

Ladder here can we get up on the Ladder oh I don’t think we can no direct path I guess well they make us go the hard way okay this isn’t like dungeon and Dragons at all you can’t completely derail the dungeon Master’s plan yeah take the actual path I about to say that’s my one

Complaint with this is that we’re not screwing over the DM there’s a chest up there oh I see I see o leave me some loot okay I left you some oh hi wow insert Fireball Joke this gives me lost minds of f Delver Vibes in a way so we can’t get up there no you can’t take damage from walking through the campfires well thank goodness oh you can’t take damage by walking through the campfires I don’t think we can move on from here

In I guess this is a dead end I guess so points num num this is amaz not amazing just aaz I wonder if the monster’s like making a home in here because it’s full of campfires and stuff already just conveniently placed for them to get in and out that could

Be what the [ __ ] is that that’s that’s an owl bear wait wait that’s an owl bear let’s go let’s go we fight together oh this is isn’t going to be too bad it drop I don’t know how our only complaint is that we can’t completely derail what the DM is

Doing again it’s it’s the only complaint like come on all right well let me see something I want to get to the [ __ ] Tower I swear to God if this was like an optional Thing well there’s definitely different tears to the Mine Fireball solves everything insert Fireball joke skull I’m going to need your help I found a lot of monsters oh you died never mind God damn I’m back at the Start H that’s a lot of goblins I’m just going to go this way come on guys hello Goblin hello sh there’s your onions yes I see Hello skellies and other goblins hello weird M things that wish to set me on fire where are you Lotus um not quite

Sure okay well I’m back at the mines okay I think I see where we need to go so I’m coming back around do you see me no I’m near the mines come back to the river hang on hang On back to the river there you I see away to your yep there you Go hey I think I need to buy more potions come on so the mines were just optional and had treasure then quite possibly unless we weren’t supposed to go there yet Man thank you all right be ready for this up here look at all them Shacks what are you doing just standing there because I have another ranged ability oo okay that helps out a little bit they can’t get us if we’re in the trees Lotus ah Well that must be it I found it a bit grandiose but still quite appealing there lus the Lotus how over H sorry wait did you hear that well I mean I know you heard it because I heard it but whether you acknowledged it or not is it’s those those things again from my

Cabern there are clear sze here and from grp of Monsters has positioned itself it seems that they are both guarding the tower and trying to kill the pale things before they can escape furthermore while the red things seem to enjoy were fighting the Goblins are wide eyed and terrified as if they

Are less afraid of their enemies than they are of failing to guard the tower as for the second party you saw them hiding in the bushes before being flushed out perhaps they were spying you do not know if they are intelligent enough creatures for that but it is a

Possibility the more the marrier charge teleport me game please where the [ __ ] am I oh it did teleport me way farther back ooh there we go at least we know there’s no penalty for dying yeah oh look chest I mean are you a mimic though in the world oh it’s a mimic ooh

Crits I like the random crits that are thrown in it really does just make it more potions yeah what kind of potions did it drop Lotus um oh you might want these are speed oh there you go I wonder if it increases you the way uh how fast you

Attack okay we can’t go that way this way wait oh wait it’s still saying over here oh okay that makes sense wait remember the catacombs we must assume that this place is similarly trapped can you see anything with your magic site yes but I cannot make out the

Details from here nor am I terribly versed in wizardly Magics the spell on the door to the catacombs was heavy-handed and obvious these enchantments are more subtle I can point out General paths and principles however it may take the two of us to puzzle them out completely the inscriptions baffle you

Ander is struggling to maintain his magic sight rendering him unable to help you kick the door and it buckles with a satisfying crack even as a shot of lightning threatens to knock you down shaking off the pain and disorientation you kick the door again and this time it

Swings open the enchantment holding it shut overpowered and broken I must say those were rather puny defenses as far as Wizards homes go I’m increasingly inclined to think that someone else has taken residence here yeah stop leave are we kill you if you do not leave this Tower right

Away I will then we kill you first yeah that’s what happens when you fail even the Goblins had voices there’s a floating book here floating book oh I got it I picked up the book let’s see if we can find the guy be pretty awkward if we stole his book and he’s still

Alive well will I mean normally that’s my job but you’re doing the the Rogue thing a lot better it seems I was just sitting right there floating so I figured I’d just you know take it stairs oh there’s people up here Lotus coming excellent work brother and

Sisters this wward lamb will be a worthy offering to our Lord and savior break us out of here k no nice try kid but this trap was designed to keep creatures far more dangerous than you contained no no no no no you shall not be caged you filthy worms let us out let

Us out let us out so he’s claustrophobic after a few few moments of analyzing their clothing something clicks these people have neither bound the imps you found in and around the tower nor are they simply borrowing power from creatures of the lower Plains they worship those

Creatures what are you going to do with me why sacrifice you tempting as it might be to try and recruit you we have been running out of souls to offer our Lord CRA you have to kill them maybe you can break through the floor perhaps try

The wall again or do something to force them into lowering the barrier or or you attempt to discern any defining features or other aspects of your captors that might provide useful information but you are not well versed enough in symbols and history to determine who these people

Are what are you doing in this Tower what happened to the wizard who lived here oh why do the people we capture always think they’re going to get answers from us what’s the point of telling you anything you will die soon and it is more entertaining and safer to what you squirm in

Ignorance they do have a though I need you to focus I need you to help us get out do you think you could see or find anything useful in this barrier maybe a way to dispel it I I don’t I’ll try there are there are channels in this

Barrier that the magic has to flow through oh if you I think that if you touch that glowing point on the wall you can you can redirect the magical current to wherever you step if you pull the current to every part of the barrier I think I think it will disrupt the entire

Working and cause it to Collapse what I’m sorry it’s quite difficult to to think can maintain the sight for more than a limit at a time please hurry I’ll let you do it then you got this I’m not paying any Attention that [ __ ] I wasn’t moving fast enough hurt here can you help me out a bit I H something I’m helping as best I can let me Focus look at them scaring about in there like a mouse caught in a trap you can’t know things have been going rather well

Vermin what happened the prisoner kill them kill them before they flee do not even think about fleeing eradicate these scum destroy them for daring to imprison us hey are you feeling all right you got pretty worked up when we were trapped and I’ve been this is straight up just

Like normal Dungeons and Dragons [ __ ] 6 seconds rounds of combat they don’t even have time to get on hold of you know you can talk to me right of course I will Avail myself of your ear if ever there is anything to talk about until then I can keep my peace and enjoy

Silence every now and then or must you insist on idle chatter all right but it sounds to me like you’re sulking about something how dare you how about rather than pestering me with your inane dribble you complete this task that was set for you so that the two of us might

Soon apart ways and never suffer the other’s company again be silent and do your job pissing off the dragon over here oh one of my friends is uh watching the stream oh I guess he doesn’t have access to the YouTube chat though so they’re going to

Yeah we’re going to use the server chat okay [ __ ] my phone is so much harder to use now as you ENT this you find the door across from you the only way forward shrouded in a magical barrier in the center of the room sits a filled

Goblet on a pedestal high above the door shines a crystal that is jammed into a crack between the stones with VI’s help you can see that the crystal goblet and barrier are linked even from where you stand you can see that the crystal has a series of wards around it not to mention

That even reaching the thing would prove a challenge written before the Goblet on the pedestal is a note that says an Act of Faith and proof of falty to our Lord drink and embrace the shadow of death to demonstrate your devotion it would seem that the crystal Powers the barrier and

That drinking the goblets contents will either allow you to pass through it or temporarily lower the defense judging by that note however I would guess that whatever is in that drink would not be good for your health [ __ ] it letting the drinks lie down your throat tingles and chills like

Ice are you sure you’re ready to face whoever is behind that door this is the last room in the tower and considering that we have not encountered them yet it is probably where this Lord we have heard so much about is waiting this is the time Lotus uh we’re we’re at time

Hey we can keep going we can finish this up come On you should not have come here You’ certainly made a mess of things now our Lord is upset yes though it has been entertaining to watch you struggle then claw your way here one step and time you have caused enough damage besides are they supposed to be a Goliath while

Sacrifices are all well and good I enjoy brutalizing my victims far too much to ignore when Hess fools wander right through my door suffer woo oh [ __ ] she’s targeting [Applause] me there not a whole that I can even stop at targeting You hopefully I got her away from you I can’t use my Potions okay got some health Back you [Applause] put die [ __ ] there the plains Walker’s guide that is the book that Sage tharai sent us to retrieve that didn’t work can we go here whoa is that the nether oh it is oh that’s so cool so what what do we do now oh I got the book to do about this

One they seem rather powerful but perhaps thesari and the other sages would prefer to keep them for questioning what what have you done you’ve doomed us all do you even know what is coming you’ve destroyed our only hope at a safe haven against against what enlightenment believe me novice there is

Nothing that can protect you from the forces of the universe they will learn C give her some time to see the errors of her ways then she can dream that this never happened and apologizes before waking up useful primitive and temporary but even these figments of our imaginations that

You call people great the occasional useful too have you the eyes for such a thing have you the sight to recognize what lies in the blackest Abyss it seems to me that you might but no never mind there was something familiar about you perhaps something that I met in you

Some months down the line your role in this world is done enjoy the coming sleep and in your Slumber be ready for the wakening once the true Gods come come to call oh he’s going to eat us swim get us out of the water move

Now I I did not think to see that thing here that was more than we bargained for when we took this job are you okay you seemed really shaken when it showed up and you seemed be thrown from the top of a tower nothing about that encounter was

Normal no chance we can go after that masked man can we you would even want to are you mad they toyed with you like a cat with an injured bird you should feel fortunate that they went through a portal and that you are unable to pursue them hopefully they are gone Far Far

Away what was that about dreams and true gods I am as much in the dark as you are they sounded at least half mad to me I think I’ve had enough of this Tower and everything in it you yes I think returning to kandle keep and its walls

Seems like a very reasonable and pleasant proposition all right we can stop here oh I will admit that I want to know what they have done with my body we were in no shape to contend with that Man or Monster or whatever manner of creatures behind the that mask even if we should

Find a way to track them though perhaps there is nothing to be done for my body anyhow it could already be gone or simply pursuing that masked figure will result in both of our deaths for now report to thesari they will want to know what we have

Found all right right we can stop right there well hope you guys all had fun I know I did yep all right but we’ll catch you guys next time