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it’s yappen time
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hey uh thanks for for all thank you for
the soup and the chips I’ll be ready in
just a second one second
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okay deep breaths we got
this B
let’s
see thank you for the chips and the
soup
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uh okay is that working I hope that’s
working oh I’m I’m just not here okay
that’s fine I I didn’t want to be here
anyway that’s
okay how it is how about now no how
about
okay all right well I guess I’m here now
so
uh hi hi everybody how’s it
going um catch these hugs scrub first of
all no behold as I as I raise both my
hands in the most powerful Parry you’ve
never seen ping that’s the sound of me
parrying you didn’t see it but trust me
it happened
uh thank you for all of the gifted
members chips and the soups um at that
point at this point I might okay well
holy [ __ ] um o uh ooh I should be oh I
can’t keep up with messages hold on hold
on okay uh I’m getting back in the swing
of things here I go
um nope I can’t do it I lied uh see you
guys later no I’m just kidding uh okay
I’ll tell you what I’ll tell you what
I’ll tell you what I’ll tell you what I
have an idea I have an idea don’t worry
I have a plan I’m a genius what I will
do is I will do my
first ever not ever my first in a long
time um like message read thing later so
I can catch up with these so that’s what
I’ll do I’m a genius I’m so smart what I
will do is uh I will do one of those
things that people sometimes do where
they go back and they read all those
messages uh and maybe I’ll do it on
stream at like the beginning of a stream
is like a just chatting type of Deal or
like a zaton sort of space and I’ll just
do that before a different stream yeah
I’m a genius that way it’s not a whole
stream dedicated to it cuz I feel weird
doing that but I also want to like read
what you guys said and I don’t feel like
I had time while I was setting up today
because you guys were so nervous and I
didn’t want to keep you waiting so here
I am you’re welcome I know I am kind I
am magnanimous truly the greatest of uh
wait the worst of
Idols anyway thank you thank you I saw I
saw delicious soups I saw cre Zupas and
and and orange Zupas and teals and
greens and so many member chips I can’t
really count those or uh keep up with
what they said but I I did see a ton
you’re you’re too kind you’re too kind I
will let uh all of the boys and by that
I mean my cats know that you guys are
responsible for them getting delicious
cat food
maybe I’ll buy them a little extra treat
we’ll
see how courteous I know I know I simply
am the worst you’re
welcome nice wow what an empath that’s
me yeah I just knew how you were feeling
beforehand dang thanks for being so nice
to us whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa let’s be honest I’m not being nice
to you I’m
being what’s the word I’m looking for
factious I’m being factious you’re
welcome you’re welcome for that that
this is all this is dripping in like a
honey lacquer of [ __ ] uh sarcasm and
just barely guised sweet words that hide
completely malicious intent yeah
yeah message ahead
Parry I can’t actually Parry everything
that’s a lie I do a lot more dodging
than I do parrying sorry I’ve lied to
you guys all along I’m not a Parry God I
I can Parry but I’m not a Parry God
we’ll take those crumbs oh yeah eat eat
those crumbs you dog no that’s not nice
I take it back he’s lowering our guard
that’s right I’m creating an opening so
I can do a crit
strike all right let me have a little
sip here hold on let me have a little
sip of my stamina potion and then we’ll
get chat and we’ll talk about stuff
what’s going to happen today what we’re
going to do what I’m going to do um and
then we’ll talk about other [ __ ] we’ll
see how it goes you can’t Parry magic
fool what if I had have a magic Perry
Shield huh what what if I have the
carrying shield and I turn it into
little like swords floating over my head
how do you like
that how have I been not great thanks
for
asking ah I’ve had worse I’ve had worse
I’ve had better hold on let me get a
little sip of this one sec
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ah
delicious okay so M
delicious man you guys are throwing a
lot of chips and soup all right that’s
enough slices I’m full okay so now that
we’re all full we’ve all had our fill
today I’m going to be playing a little
bit of Minecraft uh long time no see by
the way I know I’ve had an extended
absence I apologize etc etc I know it’s
not very idle behavior of me um but I
had to take care of some stuff uh which
I may talk about at a later date or
today I don’t know really I’m not going
to
like sit here and prze but I also don’t
want you guys sitting there guessing and
being like oh what happened did he like
[ __ ] I don’t know
uh did his car break down I don’t have a
car I’m just saying things uh did he did
he did he like burn his toast uh that
kind of [ __ ] so don’t worry all you need
to know really is that uh [ __ ] sucks and
life’s hard but it’s okay cuz I’m coping
and also so because uh I’m strong as
[ __ ] and I don’t give a damn I’m going
to make it work so that’s where we’re at
with it that’s where you’re at with it
uh I’m going to play a little bit of
Minecraft today that’s what matters and
I’m back to my regular scheduled
[ __ ] so that’s what we’re going to
do also sorry life doesn’t always suck I
take that back uh life life life can be
hard but it’s what you make of it there
you go whoops sorry that was a that was
pretty [ __ ] Dow there that was a dow
message to give you again not very idle
behavior of me but I’ll get there I’ll
get there m so let’s go over to
Minecraft and we’ll talk a little bit
about other stuff first of all I want to
talk about what I want to do in
Minecraft today cuz that’s where my
brain’s at and you know whatever we’ll
just do some yapping some just chatting
we’ll figure out what else is going to
happen today as we go along sound good
great I forgot to turn on my Minecraft
music uh ohoh hold on a second I’m going
to do that oh that’s loud oh
no it really said rain sounds ah
M so tasty rain
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sounds is that too
loud that might be too
loud a tad well wait hold
on oh that’ll fix
it is that pretty good what do you think
how we feeling about
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that oh there we go that’s
beautiful yeah thank you thank you thank
you thank you for being members for four
months some of you maybe five months
even I think I saw in there somewhere um
take care of yourself poser Who you
calling a PO Faker I think you’re the
fake hedgehog around here ha you’re not
even good enough to be my fake
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okay great there’s the music and let me
just I’ll make you eat those
words hey did you know that most rain
sounds in video games and movies is the
sound of uh food cooking in a frying pan
I did know that actually uh often it
sounds like static or food to me but I
mean it it works for what it is it’s
fine it gives the idea
hey thanks asers okay now I should I
think if things are slowing down enough
I can keep up with reading um thank you
uh everybody for the incredible
generosity I I have to do a reading
stream or something at some point or you
know as a pre- segment to another stream
we’ll figure it out it’s my birthday hey
that’s me I’m here to ruin [ __ ]
birthdays let’s go also congrats on the
cicada find astral and cat happy [ __ ]
birthday thanks for the
soup thank you Richard all right let’s
take a little nap real quick and then
I’ll talk about what we’re going to do
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today okay game loud there we go there
we go there we go there we
go game quiet
game too quiet I turn
up okay I have to turn down the
music Sorry audio balance is important
to
me uh I’ll get ready for
RFA what’s RFA
but also thank you
watchi much better okay cool oh ringfit
Adventure duh oh [ __ ] I forgot all about
that you’re right I do need to get ready
for that let it never be said that ruse
forgets his bsers I am no [ __ ]
coward even if I did forget that one but
I still put it on the schedule so I
remembered sort
of don’t knock yourself out wait did
Gerard get knocked out how does that
even work how do you [ __ ] up that
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bad hey did my axe lose its
name but
how so we’re back in the mindes jayen
says welcome back RS I’m sorry it’s been
rough for you lately but hoping it only
gets better for here
uh yeah well
h thank you first of all for the magenta
soup uh second of
all I mean
sometimes how do I say this in a way
that’s not depressing but is also in
some way uh H how do I say this in a way
that isn’t just [ __ ] self lalaing
[ __ ] or like crying for the sake of
being a little sappy bastard sometimes
things don’t get better but you can make
the best of what you have and uh you
know things level out and go back to
normal how about that how’s that that’s
good enough for me for
now also how the [ __ ] did Gerard pass
out thanks
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sunny on the upside things are going to
get better for you guys so I mean I’ll
look forward to that how’s that
sound how about uh things things in in
in a vacuum sometimes are are permanent
and don’t change but that doesn’t mean
you can’t find that the world itself
still has a lot of good meaning and
purpose and that there’s a lot of good
things coming around the corner for you
guys there’s a lot of cool stuff coming
up and for me I mean I’m still excited
about it I’ve got some stuff in the
works for you I’ve got some stuff in the
works for me I’ve got projects I’ve been
working on and uh I’m excited to show
you eventually hopefully soon yeah yeah
there’s stuff coming that’s going to be
really cool but for now
uh it’s just back to regular regular
streaming content got to I still got to
you know do this part of things because
a this is my favorite part of streaming
is playing dumb video games and talking
largely to myself while occasionally
looking over and seeing what the hell
you have to say about my stupidity it’s
kind of like talking into a void and
then once in a while recognizing there’s
a voice inside my Cranium going hey
you’re an idiot I’m like oh yeah yeah
yeah you’re right you’re
right anyway so today what I’m doing in
Minecraft real fast before I keep
yapping I want to get this established I
would like to go check how many diamonds
I have and I want to
I want to make weapons diamond weapons
for uh I I thought about it the other
day when uh Ser uh became a glucose
Guardian I was like oh maybe I’ll just
like you know name an animal after you
and execute it and that’s cute I like
that but I think I want to do like a
weapon hall or something or maybe like
underneath the mausoleum I’ll put the
weapon that killed that person and name
the weapon after them so I want to kind
of get that done I want to see how many
diamonds I have I’m going to need at
least three how many glucose Guardians
if I had I want to do everybody that was
ever a glucose Guardian because it seems
unfair not to give that to the people
who were there earlier I think that’d be
nice so I want like a weapons Hall maybe
or like a weapon Hall with maybe a like
a sort of like a there’s a tomb and
there’s their coffins or whatever and
then above them is the weapon that
killed
them I think that’d be fun is that music
too loud again hold on let me shut
up yep
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there we go welcome back R so glad
you’re back Hey listen I’m glad to be
back I love playing video games and
yapping do I love you
guys
no that’s okay though sometimes I think
I think there’s a part of me a a deep
dark part of me that just likes being in
situations where I’m angry for some
reason that’s running from all my other
emotion no I’m just
I like being around you guys cuz it
pisses me
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off ready to smash some blocks damn
straight also thanks for four months
L hey I’m glad you like it
MoonPie I hope you continue to feel that
way the community has been really great
better than I could have hoped for
better than I probably deserve
considering again I’m a rambunctious
piece of garbage so the fact that such a
good welcoming Community has formed up
around me is probably the world’s
greatest fluke and where I’ve spent all
of my
luck hey thanks for being a jack ax
sin NEPA your favorite all right Oria
that’s
fair lead says I don’t know what
happened and it’s sappy to say Time
Heals but it makes it easier I hope
you’re actually uh I think you’re
actually a sweet per
no I’m not anyway thank you for the
orange soup thank you welcome back we
totally didn’t wreck the T while your
way we promise all right let me look
around let me see what you
did June did you eat one of my [ __ ]
hanging
leaves you son of a bit no I’m just
kidding it’s not my Tavern I don’t care
have fun do what you need to
do one month let’s go okay 14 so let’s
see if I
had I got to count the guard glucose in
my head hold on
H thank you a also thank you a I saw
that earlier a uh back on Broadway again
thank you very much for the soup this
should be enough for right now I have a
list of people right now maybe I’ll work
backwards I’ll started the most recent
and I’ll work backwards so I need at
least
nine
total I guess I’d have to find the
people who are in here right
who h Huh H I’m just going to start with
the list I have right now I’m going to
start with the list I have right now so
so I need
to I need to oh I need to think is what
I need to
do sleep Andrea sleep work is in fact
important I’m just kidding I’m more
important than work quit your job what
are you doing don’t you know watch
watchingg random strangers on the
Internet is more important than your
livelihood what the hell do you where
are your priorities
at [ __ ] it weball damn straight we ball
let’s
go all right let me
think thank you AA all right that’s uh
thank you for the Crim Zupas that’s a
lot of that’s a lot of Zupas that’s a
lot of than for me a jack ax Nixie I uh
listen I already released the voice
content for last month so I don’t have
anything new for you but keep an eye out
for next month
if uh keep an eye out for me
yay um anyway what was I thinking uh so
I need to make items okay let me pull up
my list of current
Guardians so we got three so that’s nine
total and I need to see if anybody is
here hey raise your hand if you’re
here can the can the [ __ ] totally
platonic poly gamous conglomerate that
has decided to adopt me raise your hands
uh I need you to say hi so I know what
weapon you want me to make for you you
want an axe you want a hoe you want a
sword you want a shovel you want a
[ __ ] what other items are there in
Minecraft I don’t
know can I name Buck like a bucket if I
kill some with it or like a [ __ ] mine
cart never mind hand down oh that’s not
me whoa look at all those glucose
Guardian no I’m just kidding
shears can you do
shears what’s the question you are so
right I just thanks for being the Jack
axe nothing thing just called my work
and quit thank God I’m so glad that you
ruined your [ __ ]
life I don’t know why you decided to oh
wait CU I advise you to do this okay if
you do quit your job or you get fired
just let your boss know it’s cuz Crimson
ruse said so and when they’re like who
the [ __ ] is that be like ah you
uncultured swine you absolute dog you
animal
quit your job join my emo band
exactly thank you
lendo I’m glad you had a good time I was
promised hatred but all I see is love
bugs chips and soup and most importantly
cats there is a healthy dose of hatred
in every single thing I have ever said
to you so so if a word has tumbled
listlessly from my mouth mouth it has
slid down on an on a liquid Tide of
hatred I am a water park a refuge if you
would maybe a bit of a a a basin of raw
wrath okay every single thing I have
ever said has been laced with the most
healthy dose of vitriol it could poison
a horse it could poison a [ __ ]
elephant with rage and
disdain I dropped college for this best
three months of my life hey you’ll have
a rosor degree soon
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congrats okay we got to lay down for a
second epe
time why have a job when you go watch
Crimson ruse and
rage hey everybody thanks for uh the
sponsor of this stream
rage Shadow Le no wait I’m just kidding
rage did not sponsor this that was a
joke um the sound effects are low
still all right hold on
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are we working for R what’s our pay
you’re not working you’re studying under
me like some sort of [ __ ] uh
davincian pupil essentially like what
you’re doing is you are a uh what’s the
word I’m looking for right now think of
me kind of
like it’s less that you’re working for
me more than I’m working for you as a
muse if you would I’m a bit of a I’m a
bit of a pro you’re like my patrons
patrons right and I am the loud annoying
prick who lives in your garden and
occasionally you show off to your
friends who have money like oh great
dear take a look at my pet streamer he
lives in the garden he entertains me
once in a blue moon when I’m having a
coffee I look out at him and say what is
he up to that’s me all right that’s our
that is our current Arrangement I’m
basically like a like a cat like an
angry pissed off
cat bold of you to assume I’ve got a
garden well magma you do have a digital
garden and I live in it right now every
time you boot up your screen you’re
looking through your garden window at
the electronic landscape that I happen
to exist in some sort of strange [ __ ]
temporal uh you
know what’s the word hold on there’s a
word for this Purgatory yes there is a
temporal Purgatory in which I will
always exist and is right here in this
digital Garden through the window of
your screen you’re
welcome M it’s a weird cat
outside and then every once in a while
you you know flick a chip through the
window or pour some soup on the ground
and I use that to feed my cats that
exist not in my digital Garden but in
the real world shitty place that I am
at okay so what am I going to do I’m
going to go build a I’m going to build a
basement I’ll build the cathedral over
the basement later but I don’t want to
build a cathedral right now cuz I’m
wazzy and I don’t want to do it so I’m
just going to go build a basement and
then we’re going to start our little
weapons hall/ Doom thing we’ll figure it
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out uh thank you for two
months thank you also for one month Cara
and thank you Chile for
soup okay I’m ready thanks for the soup
I don’t think I can get ready for any
more soups and Chip this chips this week
I’m pretty [ __ ] full I think I’ve
eaten enough for like the next two weeks
thank you though thank you for your
delicious
cre cream
zupa all right now stop being nice to me
that’s
enough you guys are very sweet
and it’s
cringe that’s a lot of
soup ew feelings yeah I don’t know how
to process those but you know what I do
know how to process
[Laughter]
anger be cringe be free
okay thank you for the gifted chips I
see
you thank you for the
chips put this soup in the freezer for
next week oh okay
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okay is it really nice if we’re drowning
you in soup I
mean kind of yeah
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is this how you feed your cat
unironically yeah sleepy how else would
I feed my
cat the cment ain’t feeding them that’s
all you
guys that’s all the patrons out here
while I I Lounge listlessly in the
garden do you guys ever think that
sounds like a pretty cool job I feel
like that’s a pretty cool job right like
that’s got to be at bare minimum at
least interesting right like it’s got to
be an interesting job to be the guy who
lives in some rich dude’s [ __ ] garden
and just once in a while like kind of
poses dramatically in front of a plant
and looks thoughtful they’re like yeah
that’s my philosopher I keep here he
just stares at the plants thoughtfully
once in a
while my favorite soup
Ramen that should be my job that’s my
job except instead of staring at the
plants listlessly I just I get mad at
them I scream at the plants
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ah damn it
sorry I [ __ ] up my dirt this is what I
get for holding a shovel in my
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hand how dare you call us sweet here’s
more soup to torment you chump Wake me
up
inside you can’t torment
me you don’t have the go evanesence
make a diamond shovel why because I can
and because I want to
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dig serves you right you shovel
holder can’t wake
up thanks for four months welcome back
all right let’s go dig our little pit I
don’t know exactly what it’s going to
look like yet or what the cathedral
above it will look like but I will
figure that out as time goes on for now
I just want to make the actual
pit I still want a Gra graveyard and I’m
going to have a graveyard out front of
the cathedral somewhere it’ll probably
be like I don’t know if I want it inside
the pin or not that seems like kind of
weird to have your cows grazing on top
of graves but maybe right outside of it
and right around here is where I’m going
to put the little Cathedral and then
under it I’ll put an actual catacomb of
some sort which again bad idea to put
near a beach cuz then you’re going to
get a lot of like water level underneath
there’s going to be aquafers but I don’t
care
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save
me H can you say into my sorry
sorry I can’t sing any further than that
or I’ll get copyrighted
[Applause]
it’ll be interesting for a catacomb it
sure
will do you guys ever watch the uh the
Goofy movie you know what I’m talking
about you know what that
is yeah does anybody else think goofy
has like inescapable Riz what’s that
about how did he land that librarian
how’d he do
that that d a [ __ ] absolute goober
how is that
possible listen I’m not saying his Riz
works on me but I
mean I mean Goofy’s like the epitome of
that me being my typical dumbass self
the bad [ __ ] I pulled with my with my
goofy ribs I’m like I don’t know that
librarian was way out of his league and
yet yet
you want to land a librarian I mean no I
don’t want to land anybody I’m trying to
land the game here I’m married to Killin
corruption beast and right now being an
idol
but I’m just saying that librarian was
out of Goofy’s
league for actually taking the goofy
dare the what goofy got that
R why did Disney get rid of her um I
don’t know
maybe she left Goofy and Disney was like
well we can’t have
that hey ohami
welcome keep in mind that ruse one one
temperas no no no no no no no no no no
no no that was clearly a [ __ ] fluke
that wasn’t me winning temperas that was
you [ __ ] forcing the victory on me
to punish me very cute
dick that does not count
if you call me Crimson RZ I am going to
Crimson Riz the melon clean off your
[ __ ] toothpick neck don’t start with
me
ah
[ __ ] damn it
[ __ ] there we go okay the Crips and
Whistler sounds like a super villain
sounds like a some sort of Batman or
something watch out we got to hurry the
Crimson Whistler around here where’s the
Whistler that wasn’t ruse’s winning
tempz that was the rest of armus L yeah
rizle me this
Batman the only ruse with RZ is azure
azer doesn’t have RZ azure’s got the RZ
of a [ __ ]
teenager on Tik Tok which is to say
negative Riz that only works on very
desperate or very lonely
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people ah
tasty azure’s got the type of Riz that
works on three distinct groups the
desperate the lonely and people that
want to kick his teeth in but like in a
way that somehow makes them attracted to
him hey I’m in that last room well there
you
go how am I all of these things you
might want to get that checked out all
right so oh what the hell is there a
crashed ship just laying next to my farm
I never noticed that there’s a [ __ ]
half sunk ship in the beach over
here
oopsies interesting oh no I’m getting
lag but
why blue rub Bane thanks for being a
rator
it’s going to take
forever so what I’m doing here is I’m
terraforming a bit cuz I recognize I’m
going to need a lot of uh solid dirt
first before I can actually make this
little uh catacomb area it’s not going
to be a massive catacomb to start with
but what I’m thinking the vision right
now is I would like to have a very long
like Stone Halls probably made out of
deep slate stone underneath and I want
to do um Soul lanterns like the blue
blue soulfire lanterns you know what I’m
talking
about I think that would be a lot of fun
to have
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there that is what I have in my little
in my little brain right now that’s what
I’m seeing in my heart in my mind’s eye
in my in my skimy mind
toilet that’s where Octavio lives the
Octavio in my head lives in my skibby
mind toilet Soul lanterns cool yeah it’s
pretty
cool you’re what
now what I
said did I stutter I set it with my
whole chest
my skiy mine
toilet you heard me you
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dog I’m going to need so much [ __ ]
dirt I don’t have enough [ __ ] dirt
is he happy in there
yeah except when I bring
out the
weapons I need a
weapon what’s that thing uh [ __ ] kto
says I’ve never actually played a god of
war game but he’s like depends on who in
what weapon
come on yeah I got it okay cool I
thought for a second they were going to
make me climb up there and I’m glad I
didn’t have to is there any random wood
yep laying around here that’s holding
these leaves up from
disintegrating okay I think we’re all
good got it nice so I need to go collect
yet boy I think I’ve got a lot of dirt
laying around inside of the farm so I
might go get it from there but I could
also just keep digging I’ve got a lot of
digging to do just keep digging maybe we
can just maybe we can uh Source our
stuff like locally let us do things that
are good for the economy and good for
the environment I’m going to Source my
dirt locally instead of importing
foreign dirt that might be an invasive
species we don’t want it to out compete
the local
dirt got to be conscientious of your
envir you know what I
mean I only accept organic free range
dirt well [ __ ] me too and look at all
this organic dirt grassfed no
way oh I’ve got so much work to do okay
so let’s establish where we want our
actual um rise to be and I think it’s
going to be right here so if it’s not
within the bounds of this pretty natural
looking space I think it’s going to have
to be destroyed so this is the space
I’ve established this is where the line
is let’s go diamond
shovel no additives well that’s some
good
dirt well I’ll be that dirt so clean you
could eat right off of it
please don’t eat the
dirt I am sobbing laughing why what’s
wrong are you okay do you need me to
call a doctor
Bo there we
[Music]
go Ru we gems what is dirt if not crude
gems you bring up a solid point however
don’t be such a [ __ ] nerd no I’m just
kidding however uh stop being such a
[ __ ]
dweeb how dare you work on an Azure ruse
cosplay you would bring this evil into
the world you would activate this cruel
reality I can’t believe you’ve done
this hey congrats
Soundwave we love to hear
it what ah I meant
[Laughter]
oh I ran out of dirt hold on uh just a
second Cho a [ __ ]
minute can I get a Choco
Latte okay
so knowing what I know now I know I need
to destroy this
let’s go
Soundwave oh yeah I heard my debut merch
showed up for a lot of people I was gone
congrats congrats how’ it turn out I
actually just recently got one of my own
that I had purchased I got uh what I was
most excited for was the coin and that’s
what came in and I was super super
excited to see that so that was really
[Applause]
cool here I am throwing my money back at
the cover
whoops I love the coin that’s that’s
exactly the type of merch I like people
say we’re all made of Stardust says
Iceland yet it’s way cooler that dirt is
made of everything that is ever died on
this planet plus some smashed rocks very
true dirt is just a lot of dead things
uh but yeah the coin is my type of uh
merch and that I really really really
really really like merchandise that is
subtle and looks like something that
could just be from like I don’t know
a place right like it doesn’t look like
it has to be something specifically from
a brand or from a show it just looks
like something maybe that is its own
uh a [ __ ] its own unrelated piece of
merch I love that stuff I love like
coins or bags that just have symbols on
them instead of characters that kind of
stuff yeah subtle merch subtle merch
there you go exactly
[Music]
I have more Landscaping to
do also I need to get rid of some of the
stuff in my inventory I just don’t have
enough room to carry all the dirt I
want ow my
legs things I do not need include grass
seed all of these jungle planks cuz
there’s a lot uh stairs
stairs
stairs probably
this uh I don’t need this wheat or that
or that or that or that or that eh
that’ll
do me too little sheep or whatever the
hell made that noise llama
yeah I don’t mind all the logos on
apparel a lot of the time it really just
depends on what the logos are right or
what they look like or uh like what the
aesthetic of it is I think my main issue
with a lot of merch is that often it’s
just a character’s face and it’s like
yeah that’s cool but that’s just not my
thing right like I don’t want to look
like somebody who’s a fanboy of
something I want to look like somebody
who’s repping something from bonus
points if it’s like from that Universe
you know what I mean like I I love
Legend of Zelda but I don’t have a lot
of merch with like Link’s face plaster
on it but I do have a good amount of
merch like the high en Crest or like the
shica symbol and things like that
because that I think looks like
something somebody from that Universe
might wear bonus points if it just looks
like something that references a culture
in that Universe like if you could get a
hold of an outfit that just looked like
it came from uh you know shica Society
or like maybe zor and make that would be
really [ __ ] cool
[Music]
[Music]
damn this grass go growing
quick man it has been quite a week for
me I’m not going to lie speaking of
grass growing
quick I uh I’ve had some issues with my
current housing Arrangement man
I’m just going to say it I’m going to
kick my landlord’s
ass is this a field for you and your
gnome buddies this is not a field for me
and my gnome buddies good question
Hattie Josh uh this is a this is going
to eventually be the groundwork to build
a
[Music]
[Applause]
catacomb I I don’t think it counts as
bummers to talk about like housing [ __ ]
that’s going on so I’m going to talk
about housing [ __ ] that’s going on cuz I
can and cuz I do what I want want uh
sorry cment and shikim Mane and
whoever’s watching this if I say
something I’m not supposed to say uh you
know it’ll be my first stricken Down
video probably I don’t know if I’ve had
another one but let’s pretend I haven’t
anyway uh so recently as we all know I
haven’t made much of a secret of this my
housing is pretty [ __ ] a lot of Southern
Elum housing is [ __ ] I live in a [ __ ]
wagon Park so it’s not great and it is
about as shitty as you might expect hold
on this get really loud
I got to turn this down I feel like I’m
screaming pug pun thanks for being an
[ __ ]
anyway it’s about as shitty as you might
expect living in a wagon Park it’s you
know it is it is what it is it’s not
glamorous in any way most people who
live in this type of environment either
don’t have a choice or they’re living
here cuz they’re they themselves are
unsavory or you know it’s just the
affordable housing you could live in one
not affordable which is wild like
genuinely an insane cost at this point I
am pretty close to being like I think if
I
just I think I would save as much money
or spend as much money living like
renting a home now which is kind of wild
to me but that aside that aside The
Audacity Of The [ __ ] who run
this place I can’t tell you too many
details cuz it’ll be easy to narrow down
where I’m at y y yada blah blah blah
blah blah I know the rules I know like
what I’m not allowed to say for the most
part I hope and there’s been some events
that have happened recently uh that have
like you know
made a change of management because of
various outside forces but the people
who are in charge now have some
unmitigated [ __ ] G they slapped a
note on my door the other day that said
like hey by the way we’re excited to
announce a new beautification like uh
campaign that we’re on so here’s what
you need to do uh to your shitty [ __ ]
wagon or whatever we need you to like
you’re going to have to seed your lawn
and go ahead and go buy some anti-weed
and put that down you need to do this at
least three times uh you know every
[ __ ] growing season we’re going to
need you to do it three times in Spring
and three times in summer after that we
need you to go clean the shingles we
need you to power wash the driveway we
need you to power wash the top and the
sides of the building we’re going to
have you go in and make sure that you
check all of your plumbing and stuff is
working and all of that and I’m like are
you [ __ ] out of your mind are you
high here’s the deal if I ever find a
note like this on my door again I’m
going to ask where your office is and
I’m going to do whatever the opposite of
that is to your home office do not start
this [ __ ] with me I rent from you so I
don’t have to do that [ __ ] are you out
of your [ __ ] mind why would I clean
up your garbage [ __ ] property I’m not
interested in that go [ __ ] yourself I
don’t pay the amount I pay which is
already exorbitant to rent your shitty
single wide piece of garbage wagon so
that I can then repair it and make it
nice or whoever the [ __ ] you’re going to
sell it to nah nah you’re high
[Music]
I don’t own the [ __ ]
grass you’re lucky I take care of
[Music]
that anyway obviously I have not
responded and I have no intention of
responding because my answer would be
hey um if a note like this ever finds
its way to my door again I will find my
way to
yours and that’s not good that’s that’s
not good uh for the sake of the cment
this is all a joke I would never ever
threaten violence against anybody and
I’m not uh imploring anybody to use
violence maybe a little
vandalism in Minecraft um but I am
definitely not threatening violence
[Music]
yeah in game in game exactly exactly so
anyway that’s been going on and on top
of all the other [ __ ] that’s been
happening recently uh you know with
[ __ ] IRL problems and
stuff man what a world what a [ __ ]
world what a time my negative one luck
never stops
baby so
quirky that legitimately sounds illegal
it might be I don’t know it probably is
I mean the right now the the fact is I
need to like not draw attention to
myself so I simply did not respond but
you cannot imagine how close I was to
hitting send when I was messaging
them at first it was an aggressive
statement and I was like Noah no no no I
better not send that so I backed up I
backed up then I was like okay I will
await the payment that you were going to
send me to be your landscaper let me
know when that comes through and I’ll do
that for you but then I backed up on
that I was like I better not send that
either uh so I did not send that but man
was I oo was I
close that’s a pretty good amount of
space we’re getting pretty close now I
haven’t decided yet so the vision I had
right was that as you came out this gate
it would be bordered on either side by a
few like outer Graves essentially that
line up like as you come out this gate
there’s going to be like Graves on the
left Graves on the right and then
there’s the cathedral but now I’m
starting to think I don’t want to chop
down this entire Hill cuz it would be
like Landscaping up to a point where I
probably got around here which would
mean then I’d have to make a gradual
incline until it reached up there which
would be pretty aggressive I think what
I might do is I might have it curve so
it goes this way and then the graves
will be here and here and you’ll enter
the cathedral here and then you’ll you
know there’s a little Cathedral whatever
and then maybe you go down and that’s
where the mausoleum is or maybe it’s not
even a cathedral maybe it is just a
little building that’s meant to house
the stairs that leads down to the m
the audacity and the nerve I know I know
I’m like you already charged me out the
ass for an insane amount of things and
then they had the [ __ ] nerve to be
like by the way for now on if uh you
know every week we’re going to check
your [ __ ] lawn and if it’s not done
we’re going to go ahead and hire
somebody to do it that’s going to cost
you $80 every week I’m like what
cool if I see anybody out of my la on
with a mower I’m I’m sorry but the I’m
starting to throw I’m going to start
throwing
raters it is what it is and what it is
is
violence I’m not kidding when I say
$80 yeah that’s what I’m talk in a in a
wagon park right am I crazy am I wrong
for being mad about this I mean I get
mad about a lot of stuff so sometimes
I’m like maybe I’m out of line maybe I’m
out of line but I think in this case I’m
like you’re out of your [ __ ]
mind a
[Music]
week crazy I was crazy once
that’s
me I’m going to shave off one more Hill
I know that means like five more cuz I
have to go up a tier but that’s
okay
Society what the hell
[Music]
that practice is very common
oh I’m about to invoke a an uncommon
amount of property damage if that
practice gets too common around
me that’s a joke cment that’s a joke I’m
kidding ha I would
never ho oh I’m such a quicky little guy
just a funny streamer
[Music]
[Laughter]
guy is this AI voice 100% you caught me
dark ninja godamn you sused it out
Sherlock [ __ ] how did you know how did
you know I’m actually an agent of AI
going forward I’m going to destroy uh
everything you hold dear I’m here to
replace your job as a ninja the AI
ninjas are out to get
us [ __ ] how did you
know
rber no but I will turn on my hold on
let me turn on my AI voice
it is I Robo
ruse out I could tell it to your laugh
oh I see you caught me ah
damn well I guess of the couple people
that watched me and the few hundred
people that have seen my content you’re
the first one to
recognize that it’s all been a it’s all
been a farce it’s all been an AI voice
the entire time [ __ ]
[ __ ] I guess the cat’s out of the
bag oh yeah life tough it’s all been a
ruse yeah
true hi ruse here’s a house uh here’s
some house funds and a Roser volunteer
for the throwing yeah yeah
thanks so my rants really are chat I’m
actually so the fact of the matter is
I’m not streaming to you right now ruse
doesn’t exist I am an advanced algorithm
hooked directly up to chat GPT I’ve been
chat GPT all along that’s my secret cap
I always
was
yeah the future is now old
man no
it’s not
true
pre-recorded very
true all right that’s enough of this
grass though get out of
here you’re hurting my vision I need a v
i have a vision and I need to see it
through um thank you for the
chips
delicious robor ruse my Koshi don’t let
robor ruse be your Koshi are any of us
real
somebody somewhere probably um thanks
for being an
axhole am I pre-recorded yes you guys
don’t know that none of you are real and
you’re all a pre-recorded thing too this
is just a this is a farce this is a
little factious game we’re all playing
where we all pretend to be real but it’s
really just content that is created by
AI for AI which is the dead internet
Theory have you guys heard of the Dead
internet Theory this actually a fun
transition this started as a rant but
I’m changing the topic immediately let’s
turn it around have you guys heard the
dead internet
Theory the horror
true you have okay so for those who
don’t know so the dead internet theory
is the theory that because of the rise
of AI and AI generated content the
internet is rapidly approaching a space
where no content that is actually
human-made anymore will be able to
thrive or survive in an endless like sea
of AI generated [ __ ] so what’s going
to happen is that AI is going to keep
feeding into itself right like AI learns
from Human content but once human
content slows down or gets like pushed
aside in like an a [ __ ] like tidal
wave of AI generated content what’s
going to happen is that AI will start to
feed off of itself and get more and more
absurd until the only thing that exists
anymore on the Internet is just weird
like parodies of actual human-made
content that is so absurdist nobody
could find joy out of it but the only
people left to witness it will be AI cuz
people will stop going to the internet
for Content the idea is that humans will
eventually just fall back on themselves
and like live content so they know it’s
real and the internet will largely
become abandoned as a creative space and
only be used for you know the the
technology side of it
right the business side of it which in a
way has kind of already been happening
even before AI the internet went from
being this sort of wild west Wonderland
which was pretty [ __ ] awful I’ll
admit but in its Heyday you know in its
original form it was just a bunch of
people being creative not every site had
a billion ads not every site needed like
sponsors and stuff like that in the
corner to keep flowing there was a time
when the internet just had sites that
existed you know on their own Merit
right but everybody’s got to make money
everybody’s got to keep their domains
alive yada yada yada So eventually
everything became about like having a
sponsor and being able to like have a uh
profitable business in some way but
there was an era of the internet where
like I don’t know you can just go to
[ __ ] I don’t [ __ ] know Neopets or
whatever and there is
like not as many different products
slammed directly into your nose or there
was like different fan boards for SES
and [ __ ] or DND D boards and [ __ ] like
that uh and all of those had just the
content that you signed up for the the
the information you wanted and that was
all it was about but as businesses
became more prevalent and people began
to realize the internet was good for
making money that’s what it became about
and now it’s going to turn into hey by
the way AI is trying to figure out how
to profit off of this and failing and
it’s only making content for AI itself
which is going to be real
wild oh yeah Google image is already
relatively useless it’s about to get
worse sorry Google uh sorry coverit if
you’re looking for that Google
sponsorship I’m not insulting you
Google probably uh but I am saying that
you’re stable diffusion how do I say
this gener generously
um it needs it it could use a little
more time in the fire how about that it
could it could use a bit more
cooking hey o chill
steak it needs to not exist well
I am neutral on that as any good
corporate dog with a leash around his
neck would be I have no stated opinion
on what I think about that
oh
Minecraft I wonder if there’s like whoa
what the hell does that say wait a
minute
uh oh
[ __ ] e
do what I think that’s
kind I can’t read the rest of that
anyway thank you for the
soup Oki I’m an idiot duh Oki oh yeah
there’s something you’re supposed to say
and return to that
um uh [ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot the call in
response to that but you know what I
meant
TOA ah
to I definitely knew that my nongo is
very
josu I lied my nongo is not very
joosu help
hital here we go oh okay I need to go
ethically Source more
deer unfortunately for me and for you I
have decided that I need much more dirt
down here so I’m going to have to build
this up to like a man what is that one
two layers at least and then probably a
third layer really and then that means I
have to go a fourth layer that being
said at least this is a long flat plane
so it’s not going to be too much more
than four but four layers is still a lot
let’s get
started his knong go is so joou yes my
knong my knong go is very Jo you thank
you for saying so
okay let’s dig up a few more of these
little bushes I kind of like these
little short bushes I think they look
cute around the little cathedral but I
want to get rid of them for now until
I’m ready to set them up myself because
I want them to be
athetic I heard you could talk like the
Japan language oh yeah yeah I speak it I
spr it
good I do want to get back to that and
that’s what this month I think is going
to be about uh I’m catching up on I I
mean I’ve already said on this schedule
that Monday I’m going to do a new
karaoke so I can keep up on what I
promised as far as the Idol Journey
thing goes and hopefully that’s a good
sign that I mean hopefully that’s a a
show of good faith on my part that I’m
not giving up on that and I’m pushing it
despite Uh current events and stuff so
don’t worry I’m not giving up I’m not
backing down I’m still doing that but
aside from that I want to get back to
learning Japanese so that’s what this
next month is going to be about I’ve got
a lot of different projects lined up
that I need to take care of and that is
going to slow it down just a little bit
but I’m hoping that every day at least
for a little bit if only for half an
hour or so I should be able to get back
into uh you know doing the little
textbooks a come on there’s so
many ah
ah creep tomorrow you know what’s funny
is I didn’t put creep on the playlist
this time I got a little bit of a bonk
for never sending my playlist to shikim
Mane before the karaoke cuz it turns out
I should have been doing that this whole
time whoopsie uh but I did not put creep
on the list this time cuz I feel like
I’m using it a little bit as a crutch I
know it’s supposed to be a marker and it
shows how much I’ve grown or not grown
but I’ve also practiced singing negative
per for this entire month and basically
the entire month in Japan
so I really don’t think I’ve grown at
all sorry honestly I was going to kind
of phone it in for this karaoke and just
sing a bunch of songs I’ve already sung
and be like ah [ __ ] it if if there was
ever a month where I should be allowed
to do this it’d be this one
but I couldn’t bring myself to do it so
I grabbed as many new songs as I can uh
wish me
luck was the last one ever rebroadcast
it was not it was not rebroadcast no
I felt like it was just too late to
rebroadcast it and honestly who would
want to watch that
anyway okay is that all the Le or wood
up here so the leaves will go
away I think so I think we’re good
okay
uhoh all right let’s get the [ __ ] out of
here before Oh well before they start
spawning
W it’s never too late Albert Einstein
probably Albert Einstein Circa 300 when
he was in that one movie where they
fought the uh they fought the Spartans
or whatever that a good movie I loved
Albert Ein Einstein in that one good
morning fro yo our company has built a
second internet Tower however as a
result your internet prices will go up
200% I wouldn’t be surprised
honestly see you later
[ __ ]
carolicious sorry Gamers I already have
my set list if I switch it up now shikan
is going to punch me in the throat
was Albert Einstein oiled up oh yeah in
the 300 movie you better [ __ ] believe
Albert Einstein was oiled
up you missed
idiot order and entropy a never ending
cycle
[ __ ] strike
[Music]
hello creeper oh man
creeper oh money
son okay let’s get to work shall we so
the first thing I’m going to do is I’m
going to lay out the uh ground work for
how I want this to look and I think
we’re going to do like a well let’s not
do a diagonal directly I don’t think
what I’m going to do is I’m going to do
like two
two two
two stop two
two two
two so this is creating the illusion of
a diagonal without having to um go
directly straight cuz it would be too it
would be too
sharp we need merch for the mon Sons I’d
Rock a shika mané shirt I don’t know
about that then you start to border the
you start to tread the dangerous border
of turning the monise into talents
themselves and who knows how that goes
and then some people are going to be
like oh they’re overstepping their
bounds and like I’m not here for the
monies I’m here for the talents and blah
blah blah blah blah anyway maybe maybe
I’m going to leave that up to the
company though that ain’t my
business uh film
major excuse me film major here you
mixed up 300 in Oppenheimer Oppenheimer
is the movie where Einstein was oiled up
in oh
oh incorrect nice
try Oppenheimer is the movie with the
Vampire and Bella Swan good try
though I know what you are say it you
you’re you’re pale cold you talk like
you’re from a nether time I know what
you are say it
you’re a science
are you scared I mean yeah yeah yeah
little
[Music]
trying to figure out where I could
afford to just steal some
[Music]
J I guess over here is fine I’ll steal
some jet from here
[Music]
ethically sourced local
[Music]
dirt I thought that was the one about
the Barbie you played basketball with
the space aliens no no no no no no no no
you’re thinking of High School Musical 3
nice try though it was close you were
close and you know what I’ll give you
credit for giving it a shot that was
really good really well done I’m proud
of
you say it you’re with the science team
[Music]
I don’t know if I’ve ever watched a High
School Musical now that I think about it
are they good should I
bother probably
not oh no ruse you can’t say High School
Musical is not good I will cover ever
get the High School Musical uh
sponsorship all right Gerard we got to
beat our Rivals The Tempest gang from
down at Tempest High we’re in this
together if we work hard we’ll sing
about each
[Applause]
other Roose Roose I’m the basketball Co
or lead I’m the head basketball player
I’m in charge of the basketball team no
Gerard there’s a new basketballer in
town and R is like a transfer student or
whatever the [ __ ] right and he’s like
threatening Gerard’s position as like
head basketballer or whatever the [ __ ]
they call like the lead basketball guy
I’m just going to assume they called him
like the basketball Grand Master the
grand baller yeah so ruse is threatening
his position as the grand baller but
then Gerard’s like maybe maybe deep down
I was never the grand baller maybe
they’re right maybe R should be uh in
charge but then through a series of hij
Jinks and Adventures they come to
realize that really it’s not about who’s
in charge it’s about teamwork and really
like bringing the best out of each other
in the grand Court of uh triple pointers
or whatever and they grow to appreciate
each other’s leadership styles and uh
just accept that it’s not about
leadership more so than teamwork yeah
I also love sport I’m great at
sports what about the theater part
oh
uh yeah the theat there’s a theater part
what does that
mean what do you mean by
that yeah Octavio is in the theater do
I guess sure the musical oh [ __ ] you’re
right it is a musical okay so Octavio um
okay so so so while this uh conflict of
leadership is going on between Gerard
and myself right Octavio’s got a subplot
maybe even a main plot ravio is
struggling between his loyalty to the
theater es especially Puppet Theater uh
and his loyalty to the basketball team
and he wants to play bball real bad but
you know the the big plays coming up and
he finally got permission to use his
puppets as like some sort of weird
standin while he sings so he’s going to
be able to do a little bit of vent
ventriloquism song um and he might never
get a shot like this again and you know
the guy the big playright guy is going
to be in town and this is his shot to
make it to the big leagues you know uh
Yago who’s in charge of all Puppet
Theater and on the west coast is
actually going to be there today at the
high school to check this out because
he’s actually a friend of uh shikim Mane
who by the way is the theater uh teacher
at this school uh they were high school
friends so he’s coming to hang out and
watch to see what her students have been
up to and this is Octavio’s big shot to
get in a real theater but he can’t
disappoint his best friend Gerard uh
during the big
game yeah
yeah Joo play righton exactly
did you know they made a High School
Musical series how aren’t those actors
like 50 or
whatever I just wrote your fanfic for
you you’re [ __ ]
welcome thank you for the High School
Musical Au you’re welcome Gibby just
balling you know Goldie is like the king
of the home at class but he’s also
absolutely Balin
100% I don’t [ __ ] know how old those
goddamn actors are weren’t they like 30
when they shot that
film o I see it’s a different cast I
okay okay okay that checks out that
makes more sense got it got it got it
got it got it got it got it got it got
it no they
weren’t what’s your basketball
position
uh I’m
the I’m the
I’m
uh the slam
dunker I’m the slam dunker
is my POS my
role I do the
dunks and I uh I uh field goals I do the
dunks and I shoot for the three-pointers
and I kick for field
goals you’re the cheerleader hell no I’m
not that’s Gerard job
remember oh yeah I play jungle that’s my
uh that’s my main my main Lane in
basketball I sometimes I play off Lane
sometimes I play
jungle it really depends can I auto lock
in sand King
can I play clinks better to run than
curse the road the position is called
dunkaroo actually oh yeah that’s me and
my [ __ ] later hosen playing as the
dunar how gble do you think I am just
cuz I don’t know [ __ ] Sports doesn’t
mean you can convince me to say I’m some
sort of [ __ ] German boy who likes
berries and cream I’m not out here being
the goddamn serial mascot dunkaroo in
what [ __ ] world do you think I was
going to fall for dunkaroo
excuse me that is not a basketball
position that is a maneuver you perform
on cookies and milk ah [ __ ] I’m out of
food I can’t run oh it’s going to be
hard to close the gap on this
guy got
him it’s a little snack
[Music]
you know who else is a little snack and
that’s what azra ruse jumped
in stupid so
dumb so [ __ ]
stupid it’s yogurt I hate yogurt yucky
yucky I’m ruining uh cover uh covers
yogurt branding sponsorships right now
yogurt sucks I hate yogurt yuck
[Music]
dunkaroo is cannon that’s true actually
you’re a loose canon dunkaroo until you
learn how to play with the team you’re
off I’m benching you for the season now
you have to play as the water guy who
does the
Gatorades why is that a position on the
team and how does that work how do you
apply for that position how do you
become the Gatorade guy and is that
something that’s always been around what
happened before Gatorade was invented
why is that position important
anyway the Oreos are dunkalicious oh
that’s my catchphrase when I’m dunkaroo
dunkaroo is actually my Sonic fanos hey
everyone I’m dunkaroo the marsupio these
Oreos are so dunkalicious remember
dunkaroo
says drugs are
bad oh you’re born in into it oh okay
yeah I get it but like why didn’t they
just [ __ ] I don’t know get their own
Gatorade why do they need somebody to
deliver it to them honestly it sounds
kind of
pathetic just have like a cooler with
Gatorade right
there also who needs electrolytes you
[ __ ] cowards grow up
drugs are bad dunkaroo are great they’re
dunkalicious
ruse has a Sonic o yeah his name’s dunar
ruse the hedgeheg
I am heartbroken the rater is not on
stream with you truly cruel my man who
sorry what is that what are you talking
about [ __ ] up and evil
W well that’s why they say I’m a bad
guy I’m the bad guy
ooh this music’s kind of
going he hates us yes yes I’ve said this
many times yes I do how many more times
do I have to say it
every day I affirm my hatred for you and
it’s just not enough how else can I
prove it to you you don’t care about me
at
all if this relationship is going to
devolve into me having to constantly
prove my hatred to you I just don’t know
if it’s going to work okay I use words
of affirmation I I I I I do gift
taking I even withhold like any sort of
affection how else can I prove uh how
committed I am to this relationship I
hate you guys
remember that one time he said he loves
us that was specifically to lure in the
sorority that was only to punish Gerard
I don’t love
anyone take away our games may take away
our gems maybe that’ll do it I won’t
take away your gems flower but I do have
an idea um I’ll tell you what since you
guys apparently don’t [ __ ] get how
much I hate you I’m going to take away
your game PR privileges all right if you
don’t quit it I’m going to take away
your iPad stop [ __ ] around I’m
serious no more video James for you life
will not be like a video Jame you cannot
try hard to get the girl life is like a
video game we all have enemies to Arch
uh we all have enemies to Arch enemies
relationship damn
straight no what I will I’ll take it I
will steal your iPad from you right now
you don’t think I have the power to do
that I know what you’re thinking a
couple of you are laughing right now
like okay ruse okay you’re going to take
my game from me how are you going to do
that like
this kind of like that
yeah now you’re just going to be stuck
here
forever fro screen for the rest of your
life you’ll never see it you’ll never
see
it enjoy this is the rest of the stream
now jar oh no it didn’t just freeze it
went
away even better I turned off your
iPad oh boy minecraft sure is exciting
right now I bet the raters would like to
see this oh my gosh is that a an an
Ender
uh [ __ ] unicorn holy [ __ ] an Ender
unicorn on This Server no oh they’re
missing oh no that’s so sad that’s so
sad I guess they should have behaved oh
well I TR I really wanted them to see
this too they would have loved the
raters just would have loved this they
would have loved this this is so sad
well I guess I’ll just have to enjoy it
without him what a beautiful moment we
could have shared together as like a
family you know but
sometimes life just doesn’t work out
that way oh
well I know R I hate doing this too I no
listen I know you want it back I know I
know you’re sad I’m sad this hurts me
more than it hurts you okay I I I wish
it didn’t have to be like this but you
guys just wouldn’t
listen
ow my legs
ready to throw
hands let’s see you throw hands when I
take out my baseball glove and catch
your
hand you didn’t expect my counterplay
did you I know
masterful sorry I don’t know what just
came over me there for a second I turned
into the most insufferable prick that
ever lived for just a second there I
became truly
intolerable ah my legs anyway thanks for
the soup
at least this is your uh at least this
is the best build you’ve ever looked at
it’s true actually I’m building
something
incredible right now jokes on you I was
here for you oh yeah were
you now what are you going to do
what if this is the new streaming meta
what if I’ve invented the new way to
stream this is it this is how it’s done
now this is uh this is what uh everybody
wants this is what everybody desires
it’s sort of like an ASMR stream where I
have to paint you a I’m I’m dming for
you right now I’m Dungeons and dragoning
uh I’m role playing as as a streamer at
this very moment all right guys so what
you see in front of you is uh uh uh a a
muscled guy with a a big hole cut out of
the front of his shirt uh it seems like
he’s kind of an angry dude you get the
vibe that this guy might be kind of
pissed off all the
[Laughter]
time close enough welcome back to
podcast yeah
yeah there you go you little babies you
little stinky trog DS you’re
welcome oh is the game not coming back
oh sorry guys it
doesn’t
it
huh I think the game decided it’s not
coming
back life is like a video game oh there
we go
get [ __ ]
idiot oh it’s going to take forever okay
how do I want to do this I think what
I’ll do is I’ll
go yeah we’re going to go in lines after
I get through here that is
okay I’m out of dirt again which means
tomorrow we do more dirt
farming
[Applause]
yippee yeah yeah enjoy you little
content rotted
[ __ ] you see this is the problem with
today’s youth they’re all about their
Tic Tacs and they don’t have the
attention span anymore to watch video
essays
Tru
intellectuals the problem with today’s
youth is they just can’t be told how
they’re supposed to feel about something
by some random dude on the
internet
ah um all right grandpa sure up
Grandpa listen if you’re too young to
remember video say well first of all you
probably haven’t a double digit age yet
second of all get the [ __ ] out of
here get out of
here
really oh it’s go time come on that’s
right gaspacho your ass is grass and
they call me the motor sit
down don’t ever shoot an arrow into my
[ __ ] leg
again I was told this is familyfriendly
content
um they lied
sorry they lied to you oh no
I put on video essays to write my own I
could never I could never imagine I
can’t do anything when I’m watching a
video essay I literally cannot do
anything I stare at the screen transfix
like a [ __ ] toddler being shown skiy
toilet like there is nothing that could
pull my attention away from a video
essay once I start the only way I can
watch video essay and do other things if
it’s completely mindless [ __ ] and I
make sure to set the iPad or the phone
or whatever super far away from my
vision radius so I don’t stare at it
when I’m watching [ __ ] Jacob Geller I
have to like I have to avoid looking at
him like like he’s a [ __ ] Gorgon like
if I make eye contact I’ll turn to Stone
because my attention span certainly
[ __ ] will I if I look at a video
essay for even half a second I am
immediately en raptured and there is no
world in which I get done what I’m
supposed to be getting done and if it
takes actual thought and concentration
it’s not just busy body hand workk I can
only put on music because a video essay
will absolutely take away my thought
process people do that lie on the
internet what why I can’t believe in
[Music]
that’s that ADHD girly you know me girly
pop me and my my delicious
adhd’s yeah this movie comes in 4k
ADHD R have you lost a little weight on
your face I thought so but it was just
my imagination I have not lost any
weight on my face I have always been so
incredibly sculpted like like a great
God which is why in this stream of Hades
to we are so back damn straight what’s
up Roy how you doing today Roy
[Applause]
ke we are indeed so back indubitably
in fact one might even posit that we are
so back it’s almost as if we never left
oh yes
qu glad to be back I guess for a given
value of glad I am glad for a
distraction I’m less glad to have to be
in the presence of you intolerable
[Laughter]
[ __ ] said with all due care and love
that I can muster
what word did you just say to me oh that
word uh so here hold on let me I’ll show
you let me get out my dictionary so that
word’s intolerable you can find it under
I if you look under like i n n and then
tolerable right so usually it means
somebody that is impossible to tolerate
or deal with or be
around die I can’t be killed I’m
stronger than every God
probably I have enough hate in my heart
that there is nothing that can kill me
at this point I am not a man I am a
concept
an
egg yeah well here’s what I think about
your egg get [ __ ]
idiot w w wow wow
wow there we
go I’ve got to dig for so much dirt
and yet here you are listen I got to
deal with the contract I was given the
government says I got to be here and I
got to entertain you I don’t know what
kind of weird ass Bounty this is
but I do have to abide by the rules of
said
Bounty all right let’s go get it to work
what up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I
never learned how to [ __ ] read
guys he’s losing it impossible there’s
nothing that can make me Crack I am
unbreakable you know that one uh JoJo um
series diamond is unbreakable that’s me
except it’s not Diamond it’s just ruse
ruse is unbreakable
baby maybe the cover’s having me babysit
you guys you don’t like gnaw through the
foundations on every building and south
elisium or something
can you take us to the rater Park I need
enrichment no you have your enrichment
that’s what I’m here
for I’m the only enrichment you’re going
to
get diamond is unbreakable men
and I would like to make a quick uh
statement here and it is that I’ve never
watched that
sorry sorry
fake
fan Oh I thought someone was walking up
next to me but it was just the
music
terraforming there’s something calming
about terraforming and and in the same
hand once you get kind of closer to
getting it done when you know you’re
getting close to the end of terraforming
it always gets super tedious cuz at some
point you’re just like man I just want
this to be
done all right here we
go at least he’s seen some JoJo I’ve
only seen the good parts of
Jojo what is the terraforming goal today
well I’m building out this hill a little
bit cuz it was a bit too sharp of a drop
after I got out of my little farm back
there and the reason I’m doing that is
because I am going to dig a mausoleum I
would like a melum and a sort of like
honorary weapons Hall type of deal
because I feel like I do want a
graveyard still I think that’s going to
be really fun but more than that I want
something unique that is more my thing
and I think what I’m going to do is
every time I kill a glucose Guardian on
the sacrificial altar that we built last
time I’m going to name a weapon after
that glucose guardian and kill them with
that and then I’m going to bury it above
their uh tombs in the mausoleum so I’ll
kill them there and then I’ll inter them
somewhere in the mum that I build over
here
have you considered that maybe Yago
hired all of us to babysit you this is
your enrichment time and we’re observing
from outside your enclosure is it though
first of all how much are you getting
paid for this second of all why would I
need to be monitored I’m a completely
law-abiding most of the time as far as
the government knows citizen who has
never done anything wrong in my
life nice
try Minecraft how you vex me with your
teror forming Wilds
they pay me in rater coins holy [ __ ] how
many of those do you have I hear the
stock markets’s going up on those right
now yeah I get paid in rater coin it’s a
it’s an investment it’s part of my stock
portfolio I don’t want to brag but I’m
kind of one of the top holders of Roso
coin at the moment
STS
H
sple rater coins is going to the Moon
bro I remember the going to the Moon Arc
during the little uh pandemic or
whatever good times or was that right
before the I can’t remember anymore
whatever
maybe I should play around with stock
that’d be funny as if I have the money
to do anything like
that be cool if I did
though hey guys uh the chips and the
super great can somebody drop me some
[Laughter]
stock you went to the moon no but that
would have been cool
um Can somebody invest in my
401k I’m joking I’m joking by the time
I’m old enough to get
401K there’s not going to be a
401k do not invest in that I got you bro
thank you nakam meran I knew I could
count on you
YouTube’s like we’re excited to announce
our brand new initiative now to support
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you buy your streamer has to punch
themselves directly in the nuts isn’t
that
great stock but stock of oh that’s
pretty
clever oh okay Marlo okay Chloe I get
it very good I like
that you know on that [ __ ] ad that
YouTube was playing they’d be having
some sort of like they be having some
sort of like chipper like background
music that’s supposed to make you feel
kind of like homey part of a family
they’d be smiling people back there like
but it’d be silent so they’d be like in
front of a keyboard and there’d be like
some you know I don’t [ __ ] know
offbrand moist critical on the screen in
front of them like with a punching
themselves in the crotch and like
jumping up in the air cartoonishly when
they get hit and it’s
like with our new YouTube coin you’re
never going to believe the heights you
could take your favorite content
creators to
try it out
today can’t relate I have ADD block you
can’t add block this
there we
go can’t add block on my
phone
well it is what it is I’m afraid
[Music]
that’s all right because for every ad
you watch your favorite content creators
get a get a uh a 100th of a penny
support us today by watching at no I’m
just kidding there we get a little bit
more than that I don’t know what the
ratio is I should probably check that
you know for this being my like whole
job right now since I’ve stopped bounty
hunting while I’m doing this
um I really don’t look into it as much
as I probably should in retrospect I
should know my business more than I do
but uh oops uhoh
shrug I got rid of a piece of do
it but I needed that do it
look at all this delicious dirt I bet
you never thought you’d see a world in
which I got to have all this dirt for
free wow things sure are looking up for
Crimson
roof uh-oh I accidentally placed a log
when I meant to eat an apple let’s waste
a little stamina so we can take a bite
real quick we don’t want this taken up
inventory space when we could have dirt
there instead
AR says you get your check and they like
I guess I made that much I guess kind of
yeah I mean I understand the ratio of
like you know the basic stuff like yeah
this is what you make off of like this
and that or whatever but ads are a
mystery to me I should look into those
at some point I’m sure there’s like
something to be said for them and any
support count so like if you just watch
ads that’s super cool thank you um but I
don’t really understand the ratio and
that’s on me I should definitely look at
that at some point but I’m lazy and I
don’t know where to go to figure it out
so
oopsies bye-bye ghosty gone I guess you
could say that you’re going to get
ghosty
gone God damn it
funny reminds me ruse of glasses in the
book club trees reminds me of the image
of Goku doing taxes telling Gohan don’t
tell your mom I know how I don’t know
what image that is but that sounds funny
as
[ __ ] I don’t even know I can call it
laziness like with a straight face it’s
just that like I don’t know I just don’t
know where to go to look for that
information so I just don’t think about
it a lot really I should I really should
it is the livelihood I’m talking about
but
as much as it pains me to be H sappy
with you I’m genuinely happy you’re back
I miss your jokes and your sense of
humor also can I get a birthday wish
what’s your birthday wish it depends I
can’t say yes to that until I know what
it is you wish for the answer is maybe
what’s the
wish happy birthday either way also you
know what I’m glad to be back it’s been
a
really you I’m not going to mince words
here it’s been a [ __ ] dog water week
it’s kind of
sucked it’s been worse than dog water
it’s been [ __ ] like old sloppy gross
[ __ ] backwashed chew water you know
when someone like does that [ __ ]
chewing tobacco and then spits into a
bottle it’s been that it’s been that
kind of
week and if you don’t know that consider
yourself lucky you don’t want to be in
Midwest El South
elisium wait I didn’t see your birthday
wish hold on wait wait wait wait wait
wait
wait what’s your birthday wish restate
it my birthday wish is that God bless us
everyone sorry
Josephina it’s a bad habit hopefully
they got out of it it’s kind of nasty
I’m not saying your brother’s nasty but
I am saying your brother’s habits were
pretty
[Laughter]
nasty uh let’s see hold on wait oh [ __ ]
uh I if you see this uh be as mean as
you want in saying happy birthday if you
want to all right you pile of [ __ ]
garbage I hope that your birthday is as
truly awful as you deserve which can
mean either very nice things or very bad
things depending on the type of
[ __ ] that you are and judging
from the fact that you’re sitting here
consuming my content and enjoying
watching me I’m going to go out on a
limier and say that you’re probably not
a great person but in the off chance
that you are hopefully you get
everything you
deserve oh boy I love tornado warnings
they’re my favorite
amen honestly tornado warnings are a
diamond dozen have I ever told you guys
about I think I’ve said this before on
stream haven’t I hakas Senpai have I
told you about tornado
fear today I would like to proze to you
on the podium about the idea of tornado
fear
what okay let me tell you a little let
me tell you a little a little crimsen r
secret this is going to help you with
your own problems in life all right this
to help you process your own issues
Deputy Deputy thank you for those
delicious member chips I will use those
only for the most terrible and vile of
Deeds you can rest easy knowing that are
going to a bad
cause what that all right so tornado
fear I will not get off track here I go
you cannot distract me I am an
implacable wall of
focus unmoving like an OB an obsidian
Obelisk of absolute concentration on the
conversation Topic at hand rising out of
the Raging ocean of distractions that
you try to provide for me there is
nothing in this world that will make me
lose just focus on what I’m about to say
which is so tornado fear Haka Senpai
nope I can’t see that sorry uh kamachi
sorry I’m not cool it’s a lie if you saw
me from the normal clip uh and you
thought that was cool wait until you see
how awful I am all right here we go so
anyway thanks for being here thanks for
the soup here we go tornado fear is the
concept right of if you can’t change it
why be afraid of
it being raised in Midwest south Elise
you learn very quickly to stop panicking
at the idea of tornadoes because
tornadoes are like every other [ __ ]
week right you’re going to have
tornadoes all the time in Tornado Alley
you got to stop worrying about it and
most of the time they’re going to miss
you I’ve never had a house taken by a
tornado I’ve had a house taken by a fire
I’ve had a house taken by a flood I’ve
never had a house taken by a tornado but
they do come pretty close a lot of the
time and you get so used to it that
after a while people around Midwest
south Lum just go outside and watch the
tornadoes right like people just get out
their little lawn chairs or whatever
they’ll go to their porch and they’ll
sit there and they’ll just watch the
[ __ ] tornado cuz what else are you
going to do there’s nowhere to go in a
[ __ ] wagon Park you can’t get away
there’s no basement to run to you just
accept okay if this comes it’s going to
kill me and that’s what it is so you
quickly learn to stop worrying about the
things you can’t change and I call that
tornado fear prime example right when I
was a kid I was super afraid of heights
and I still don’t like heights all that
much I mean I deal with them and I I’ve
gotten used to tolerating my fear with a
relatively level head no matter what I’m
afraid
of um but I don’t like getting on planes
I still get really really nervous up
until I get on the plane but then when I
sit down on the plane everything seems
to calm down why because it’s too late
to change it once the plane takes off I
feel overwhelming peace I’m incredibly
anxious until the plane’s off the ground
but then once it’s off the ground I’m
like H [ __ ] it whatever if it goes down
to this point I’m dead anyway there’s
nothing I could do to change it so why
stress I only stress until I can know
longer control the situation and then
when I can’t control it there’s no
longer a reason to stress it’s out of my
hands I don’t give a [ __ ] anymore if I
die I die I guess so be it that is
tornado
fear it is in fact what it is
is now if I can control a situation you
better [ __ ] believe that anxiety and
that stress those are still
[Music]
[Music]
there fascinating
why is it called Tornado fear when you
no longer fear it though because the
fear concept I suppose is there if you
can control it right like at one point I
did have the benefit of living in a
place where there was safety from you
know tornadoes or at least relative
safety in the form of a
uh a basement area that like all of the
tenants could go to and I was very
anxious about the tornado warning then
uh until I got to that basement area and
got my cats to that basement area but
you know being back in the wagon Park
it’s kind of back to the okay well if it
happens it happens like that sucks but
te is what it
te so the fear is there it just dies off
the moment you realize you can’t control
the situation
how morbidly comforting yeah morbid
Comfort that’s a good word for it yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
yeah if anything I feel like people here
just treated as mildly annoying when
there’s like heavy storms or tornadoes
like ah [ __ ] hope the internet doesn’t
go go out hope my electricity stays hope
I can complete this stupid [ __ ] Final
Fantasy 14 raid or
[Music]
whatever did I get tornado warnings in
Fe oh I can neither confirm nor deny
because depending on weather patterns
and when tornado warnings Have and Have
Not happened that would be a little too
telling of where I’m M which is a bad
move exactly pent pedals you try your
best to handle the situation until you
no longer have any control of the
situation and then you just shrug your
shoulders say ah [ __ ] it if it happens
it happens Let It Go
[Music]
it’s kind of like the dichotomy of
control and stoicism I don’t know a lot
about stoicism Roki I’ve only ever heard
bad things unfortunately which I don’t
think is necessarily fair I think every
like sort of um philosophy about how to
you know deal with life and control like
your own space in life has some Merit
depending on how you choose to
like I feel like philosophy a lot of
times you know like [ __ ] um stoicism
and what is it uh what’s that one that
everybody’s always talking about not not
Freud um who’s that dude that like every
toxic [ __ ] masculine ass hat like
quotes whenever they’re being dicks you
know what I’m talking
about is it Niche I think that’s who it
is anyway I feel like there’s wisdom to
be taken from almost every type of
philosophy it just depends on how you
wield it philosophies are weapons and
Shields and armor and how you deal with
your life it just depends on how you
wield those you know what I mean and I
feel like stoicism’s got to have some
good lesson in there nihilism
oh now don’t get me wrong I haven’t
really looked into many of those people
myself I haven’t read any of their works
I’ve never read any work from [ __ ]
Niche or whatever his name is it nich or
Niche anyway whatever I’ve never read
his works I’ve never read about stoicism
in its like truest form I’ve only heard
bad things but I try to take that with a
grain of salt I feel like being stoic
has its place and its time
it’s not good all the
time
nii ni oh Zen yeah Zen has a lot of
great philosophies I love
z n
it’s interesting to read about but it’s
atrocious how certain things get taken
uh out of context for certain agendas
isn’t it though but I mean that’s true
of everything like every single like
don’t get me wrong certain philosophies
have a proclivity to be taken out of
context and make it relatively easy to
take themselves out of context but
anything can be taken out of context I
mean you could turn like [ __ ]
Buddhism to a violent nature if you
really wanted
to it really depends on the person
wielding the philosophy and how it’s
used
who are my favorite philosophers I don’t
really have any I don’t sit around
reading philosophy I tend to try and
form my own
[Music]
people will find a way to be [ __ ]
it’s
true the time when it was written
matters too in my opinion oh absolutely
I mean of course different like
prevailing opinions and what was
considered okay and what was considered
not okay and that changes over time
depending on the culture you’re in and
like how that culture interfaces with
other cultures and the amount of
exposure they get to other cultures yada
y y y y y uh depending on the time
something was written you’re going to
get a lot of different Norms of what’s
okay or even what’s moral or
just if I am your favorite philosopher
for first of all go outside and touch
sand second of all don’t listen to a
Goddamn word I say I’m an idiot on the
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internet hey OES welcome
in why sand of all things there’s a lot
of sand
outside at least in South Lum there’s a
lot of areas to go to find
sand if you’re wondering why I keep
putting logs down underneath those trees
it’s because I absolutely cannot stand
the trees just free floating on a single
piece of dirt it drives me insane
especially when I dig out the dirt
around
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it m m
sand yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yummy sand
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cofen oh I like listening to different
people’s opinions and ideologies I mean
same I think the best way to hone your
philosophy will always be to take in as
many perspectives as you can even
perspectives that seem uncomfortable
it’s wise to like at least listen to
them because if you get nothing else out
of it even if it doesn’t influence your
own perspective it will guide you on how
you interact with that perspective and
that like worldview and determine
whether or not you like you know have
good things to discuss with them or if
you want to intake more of that or how
to recognize that worldview so you can
avoid people who share it in the future
etc
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etc
num all right back to
work man this uh terraform is a lot
longer than I thought I might not get to
making the actual mum today but I guess
you know doing a great incredible
Landscaping project like this is in its
own way pretty [ __ ]
impressive woo thought I heard a creeper
but it was just the music again hello
hello
[ __ ] see you later Metropolitan
bye
[Music]
and then a creeper rolled up behind me
and ruined all my
work that would be my kind of luck right
there
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[Music]
yay to those going to sleep good night
to those not going to sleep
hello welcome to my late night
philosophy talks with Crimson
ruse enjoy your lunch
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[Applause]
b b BM b b
[Laughter]
I have so much more to do it’s okay
though what kind of philosophy are we
talking Art of War type stuff absolutely
not
there is no art in
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war only those that live and those that
die the
lucky and the
[Applause]
rich looking good so far thanks
whoop
wow thank you yui what a delicious
treat damn I’m running out of dirt so
fast that’s what I get for terraforming
such a huge land
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mass hey ruse I just got work so I
missed your intro but I’m glad to see
you back thank you and thank you for the
delicious soup
hi hi finally got a whole uh finally got
whole ass got back into reading after 13
years with Seth Seth skorkowsky valdon
series on Kindle any books you recommend
to grab and add to that list right now I
am reading Kings of the wild uh I have
already finished the book club book for
this month so I picked it up in my spare
time I don’t know if I recommend it yet
but I like it so that’s good man I
didn’t even fill in oh did I fill in
half of for
that not even quite wow wow wow wow
anyway thanks for the
soup this nerd reads I
do what’s your favorite genre to read
ruse says
capy my favorite genre to read that is a
good question and I honestly do not
think I have a good answer for you
mostly because
I I don’t if I really like differentiate
books B I mean obviously I do
differentiate books based on genre like
you can’t not do that you’re going to do
that but I don’t really seek out genres
when I’m looking for books I just read
what I like I guess I gravitate toward
fantasy though so probably
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fantasy how do you feel about romance m
if it’s done really well maybe but I’ve
never sat down and actively read a
romance novel and frankly I just I’m not
that interested in Romance as a concept
I guess like I’ve got nothing against it
and I can enjoy a good story about like
you know tragic love and [ __ ] like that
that could be fun that’s nice and I can
respect the like mentality that what the
[ __ ] is happening over here the
mentality that goes into something like
that man come
on um I don’t want the forest to catch
fire one
sec like I I I put a lot of respect on
people who like make great sacrifices
and great uh moves and
uh gestures of love but as far as like
romance and stories I’m almost never
seeking it and I don’t care that much if
it’s there or not there like it doesn’t
bother me I don’t give a [ __ ] if there
is romance in a story
but I’m just there for the action and
the adventure and the goofy [ __ ] and the
World building the RO is very tertiary
to me which is to say I just don’t
really
care so I guess uh that’s a really long
way for me to say not really no I I I
don’t seek out romance novels I would
read them but you’d be you’d have to
convince me with a different part of the
novel like romance would have to be the
genre but there’d have to be something
else to recommend it like exceptionally
good World building or uh subplots or
fun characters that kind of [ __ ]
I don’t have anything against romance in
novels though I think it’s good I think
it makes sense and I I mean I don’t like
bulk at the idea of there being romantic
plots in the novels that I do read it’s
just if that is the entire novel and
it’s just like wistfully like oh and
then Jack did sweep me up off of my feet
but I still loved Bongo the Wy and and
Timmy he also was after my hand in
marriage oh and I I swooned when I did
foresee the I don’t I don’t I’m not it
it does nothing for me
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you know that actually makes me think
I’m thinking about it now you’re making
you’re making my brain turn how dare you
and it’s making me cook a little bit and
one thing I’ve always really disliked
about romance in media is it often feels
like a closure of some sort like the
story naturally has to end once romance
is found as if it is either the goal and
the prize you seek and your life ends
after that or worse it’s a sort of
pseudo death like characters can’t be
interesting anymore once they get into a
romantic like
engagement of some sort mty says I enjoy
love that’s realistic but not the
traditional romance portrayed in media H
agreed in a way I guess romance is uh
not anciliary that’s not the word I’m
looking for romance is in a way it feels
like kind of a death to the characters
in a lot of cases and that’s annoying to
me
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you know I haven’t read enough mystery
books uh the book club for this month
was actually a mystery novel and while I
did enjoy it
um it was definitely a product of its
time I’ll say that
that and uh frankly I kind of expected
more from the actual mystery I just
thought it was going to be a little bit
more of like a ooh what a Twist but
really I came out of it like I could
have done better which is shitty to say
I’m not saying I could have written the
story better like great writer great job
uh the actual mystery I’m like yeah the
the ideas I had in my head for what had
happened were better than what actually
happened so
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oops Anna says welcome backward have you
read incarceration if not I think you’d
like the World building I have not
what’s it about actually you know what I
probably won’t be able to catch the
message when you inevitably send it and
it would have to be too long so I
changed my mind I’ll look into
it the ending was not just anticlimactic
it was factually wrong it was like and
what really kind of annoyed me about it
and maybe I shouldn’t be mad at somebody
who’s like you know rightfully patting
thems on the back for writing a
relatively compelling narrative and
interesting story um rightfully you
deserve a pat on the back for finishing
a novel and it’s like well if you could
do better then do better like go write a
book R Fair argument but it did annoy me
that the writer was very much patting
herself on the back and being yeah I
kind of wanted to write an impossible to
solve mystery novels that would be the
best of the best and um I did I was the
best there’s never been a better mystery
book and it’s unsolvable I’m like cuz it
doesn’t make sense and you’re wrong but
anyway
sorry any thoughts on Isabelle alind I
don’t know who that
is fa says You seem to be familiar with
Twilight what about it drew you in um
all of my friends read it and I thought
I’ll read this uh when I was a kid and I
read it
and I went off there you know
recommendation they were like you know
you got to push through it you really
got to you really got to try I know it
starts out kind of cringe but you really
got to it gets good we swear and I did
read through it and uh sorry for the
Twilight sponsorship we might get one
day it wasn’t it didn’t get good it
didn’t get better in fact I made it to
the fourth book I stomached the first
three and
um it turned into really poorly written
smut and I got tired of it so I quited
the fourth book that’s it
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anyway if you want to hear more about
the book club book this uh Tuesday I’ll
be talking about it in book club so I’ll
tell you all of my thoughts and more
feel free to pop in we’ll talk about uh
and then there were none we’ll talk
about the writing the World building and
other things like that and uh I am open
obviously to suggestions about other
books later on cool
KP says Hey r as a book nerd I love that
you enjoy reading as much as you do if
you haven’t read it yet the poppy War by
RF kuang is really good uh it’s a Quang
Quang uh it’s a historical fantasy novel
I think you really like it I’ve actually
had that recommended to me a couple
times I probably should check that out
at some point I want to check that out
and then um The Throne of bone and glass
or something like that I think it’s
called that seems interesting there’s a
couple I want to definitely take a look
at uh you know what’s funny is I didn’t
actually do a lot of reading before this
I like reading I like reading a lot more
as a kid it’s actually book club because
of you guys that I got really back into
reading it was that one dumb joke I made
about Warrior Cats that kind of Spawn
book club and then now I’ve gotten back
into reading in Earnest and I’m really
enjoying that so uh thanks I guess
[ __ ] should I’ve been looking for
more coal I should probably grab this
one
here and thank you for the
soup have you ever read any of the
warcraft novels
um I want to
say I think I read one when I was like
younger like a kid kid but I can’t
remember it honestly it was a long while
ago I feel like I read the Manga but I
don’t
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remember learning to love reading for
the bit I will do anything for the bit
listen if I have one standout trait in
Hollow Stars it is thus I
will commit to the God damn bit nothing
will shake me
[Music]
nothing wow wow wow
what the [ __ ] is sjm what does that even
[Music]
mean eight books
nah not
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interested oh the author’s I see I
[Music]
see have we done books from other
languages Spanish Literature French
literature Portuguese literature and so
on I have not uh random Skipper at least
not as far as I know other than things
that might have been translated from
those languages to English at some point
no
oh sjm’s the author of The Throne of
Glass series I
see yeah well that sucks that they’re a
terrible
author that’s all right I’m not going to
go out of my way to read their [ __ ]
anyway but if I did go out of my way to
read their [ __ ] there’s a workaround for
terrible authors and it is the thus Dawn
your Tri cone in your eye patch if you
know what I mean
I will not say any more about
that not that I would ever recommend
that because as an agent of the cment
and a completely law-abiding citizen I
would never ever ever ever say to do
that I would never say the words that it
is always morally just to steal from
aoral people because that would be bad
and the cment would not like that and
they wouldn’t want me to send that
message so I would not say that
definitely not um so anyway
y I’ve been summoned I summon
thee High cast
toic
torsion sorry my bad
exactly I’m just saying go to the
library the library is free probably
unless it’s not near
you though I guess nothing in this world
is truly free
huh everything in South elisium is
incredibly
expensive I have uh been confronted with
this very harsh and very uncomfortable
reality lately that nothing is free and
that is pretty [ __ ] brutal I’m not
going to lie I mean I already kind of
knew that but man the extent people will
go to in this country at times to
like make money off you is
wild we truly do worship at the altar of
Commerce
um K says would you consider having a
tag for us to recommend books to you
that’s a good idea actually typically
what I do is I actually just uh drop it
in membership after book club I will put
up a post and membership on YouTube
Community polls and I will throw out um
just a post for people to go ahead and
say the books they want and then you up
vote the one that you want the most so I
encourage people to go look at the
comments try not to double post try not
to say the same book book like as
somebody else has said and instead go up
vote their post because that makes it
much more likely that I see it up at the
top and then it’s much more likely that
I pick it that does not mean that we
always read the most popular upvoted one
if it’s something I absolutely have no
interest in or I know I won’t be engaged
with I don’t do it uh sometimes I just
see something I really want that almost
happened this month I almost uh ended up
going with
um I almost ended up going with Kings of
the wild even though it wasn’t the top
booted one just cuz the premise sounded
interesting to me but I did not so
that’s how we usually do
that everything truly is
expensive night soul
what is the maximum length for books we
recommend there is no maximum length but
I will probably not be engaging in any
series cuz it just takes too long and if
I was going to do that I’d probably
Force you all to read The Wheel of Time
novels to give myself an excuse to read
further than the third book but
unfortunately they can be a little dry
at times good books so far but
definitely can have a dry writing style
man so much
terraforming this song this terraforming
and thinking about money is hitting me
in the bummer Zone get out of here song
next
[Applause]
so what you’re saying is Game of Thrones
um I’m considering picking up Game of
Thrones on my own as like a side read
but I don’t think I would subject you
guys to that just cuz I know it has a
lot of really uncomfortable topics in it
that honestly is part of the reason I’ve
avoided the series up until now I
watched the show and I was like yeah
it’s pretty [ __ ] dark but I could
tolerate it because it’s you know a show
and typically very short-lived but man
sitting down and committing to reading
about some of the stuff in there I’m
like [ __ ] I don’t know if I could do
that
cuz I often find that when reading I’ll
get distracted or I’ll to reread the
same paragraph multiple times etc etc
and it’s like woo that’s some pretty
heavy [ __ ] in
it
Bru my Tunes don’t worry I’ll get your
Tunes back soon fala thanks for being a
rator Game of Thrones a shock value and
spectacle well the World building is
actually really really really good you
know what’s funny is I haven’t read Game
of Thrones but I have watched a [ __ ] ton
of uh YouTube videos on like the
different houses and the history of the
world and how much of a fantasy novel it
truly is people are like oh it’s all
like politics and low fantasy there’s
basically no magic in Game of Thrones
I’m like no you’re really really really
really wrong um it’s just that they are
in a post Magic World where magic has
largely died but it’s still very magical
it’s just humanity is most killed it but
the actual origins of everything is
insanely magical like Lord of the Rings
level
magic is it worse to the show I don’t
know I haven’t read uh any of the books
all the way through I’ve read like the
first couple chapters of the first book
and while it seems fine so far I don’t
know how willing I am to really dive
deep into that and you know deal with
what is going to be in there
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would you consider graphic novels for
book recommendations or just novel
novels so far I’m sticking with novel
novels but honestly I’ve been meaning to
get back into watching anime and reading
manga so maybe maybe soon even would
like to get to a level of proficiency in
uh reading um hirana and Katakana that I
could hopefully read uh manga and and
you know hiragana and Katakana and then
I would probably read some manga but
until then I might
wait you had a World building class uh
no but I did a World building
stream I played a game called mappa
Imperium on a membership stream I think
it was like 14 hours of building a uh
fantasy world and doing like different
lore for like the societies that lived
in it and the monsters and different
like uh I guess political stuff that
happened though there wasn’t a lot of
that in this particular game of mapa
emperium and then there was like
different like historical events that
happened and different important
resources that different cultures were
like focusing on yada yada yada I might
do that again one day but it was pretty
long I’d have to do a shorter version of
it for
sure there’s like 14 hours of that
[ __ ] content though I think it’s
split into 27 hour Stream So if you
wanted World building go watch that it’s
on the
membership it’s very
long is the hollowar server currently
using 1 Point uh 2.0.5 I think so
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yes on that note there is a lot more
terraforming to do I will probably
continue the terraform terraforming off
stream I think it has already been 2 and
1/ half hours and that is my current
limit like I said I’ve been trying to
narrow down streams to two to three
hours is and I am getting uh into my uh
into uh the bummer brain space both
because of you know doing repetitive
tasks and also music making me a little
sad and I got to go I’m going to go read
or something I think I think I’m going
to go distract myself I’m probably going
to go make myself some dinner so that’s
it today for Minecraft for me but I will
be back tomorrow don’t worry I’m fine
that is not like a oh oh I’m so sad it’s
just I’m going to go do something to
activate my [ __ ] neurons and enter
escapism as is a very healthy choice
because being addicted to being anywhere
but in your own brain is super
normal um I’m kidding I’m fine I am fine
I am fine that was a joke sorry maybe
maybe that was a little on the nose
anyway I’m going to go make myself some
food to cheer myself up I’m going to
have a little bit more caffeine and I’m
probably going to sit down with the
latte hang out with my C cats and read
for a little bit I implore you to do
whatever it is that makes you happy um
I’m going to go back to the tavern for
now we’ll shoot the [ __ ] for a second
while I close out of
this I got a couple things I want to
talk about this week anyway oh that is
really close I didn’t mean to be this
close to
you no more of that we’ve got our own
music thank you
okay so this week what do we got going
on I have um unarchived karaoke that’s
going to be tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. so if
you wanted to stick around and catch
that I’ve already got my karaoke set
list set up I might be doing um one or
two repeats for the most part I’m going
to be focusing on doing new songs um
fair warning there’s going to be some
[ __ ] Gen X or whatever music in there
I’m going to be singing a couple older
songs
uh
uh I’m going to anyway I’m going to
anyway it’s not going to be all modern
music and that’s fine I think we all
like older music but it’s probably going
to be a little older than you expect and
a little older than what I usually would
do but uh I’m I’m I’m anyway I’m going
to be singing a few of my mom’s favorite
songs so that should be fun and then
Tuesday I’m going to do book club and
then I’m going to do return to the king
later that night uh and then I’m going
to take a day off cuz I got to work on a
lot of stuff uh I’ve been been putting a
lot off this week because I’ve had stuff
to deal with um and then Thursday I’m
going to be doing a Rosa art feature I’m
going to take all your R designs we’re
going to talk about those at 2 pm that’s
going to be the EU time slot and we will
you know just kind of do a little bit of
uh maybe speculative biology some World
building talk about how they might
function in the world and stuff like
that and then Friday I’ll be doing my
ring fit botsu stream you’re [ __ ]
welcome I guess I’m curse you pink
rathon I will hunt a thousand thousand
pink rathians to make up for this and
then Saturday I think I’m going to try
to beat thyia in one shot I hear it’s
about 7 hours if you don’t Focus too
hard on side quests I’ve never played it
but I love me some Souls likes and I
like plague doctor Aesthetics quite a
bit speaking of I got a plague doctor
skin recently in Hunt Showdown and wo
I’ve been living through it it’s been
great maybe I’ll play some hunt Showdown
tonight can I stream that no I didn’t
schedule that I shouldn’t do that no
never mind maybe I’ll do something we’ll
find out I don’t know but I’m going to
go read I’m going to go have some food
anyway thank you for hanging out I’m
going to find somebody to raid into I
think I will see you tomorrow for
karaoke I promise I’m not backing down
uh life is throwing a lot of hurdles to
jump but I’ve got hops I’m going to get
over them don’t worry uh I’m still
focusing on you know music I’m going to
keep trying to get better at singing uh
I’m focusing on learning Japanese I’ll
be picking that up at this like day one
of next month as soon as I can
um yeah uh I’m I’m definitely still on
the grind don’t worry I’m not backing
down I got
this Souls like you say I did say that
yes it’s a SEO like SEO like Souls like
they’re all the
same anyway thanks Shing out Gamers uh
it’s good to be back it’s good to have
uh people to chat with and you know
shoot the [ __ ]
um yeah uh so yeah that’s it for me I
think I’m I’m going to ra over to shinry
shinry is currently doing a just
chatting stream where he’s talking about
being back from Indonesia I believe he’s
back with Haka Senpai thank you so much
for the uh magenta supera and all the
little orange soups and uh the the the
memberships and stuff it means the world
to me
um it’s very helpful so yeah things are
woo it’s it’s nice it’s how I get all my
delicious treats and snacks it’s how I
give myself lattes So yeah thank you all
right I think that’s it I think that’s
all that should be all I have to say
that is all I’m going to do I’m going to
get the hell out of here and I would go
to my ending screen but I’ve been really
liking the starting suit screen I think
I enjoy that it includes you bunch of
[ __ ] goobers so I’m going to do that
um I don’t think
tomorrow I’m going to do any Super Chat
well I guess it would have to be
tomorrow maybe before karaoke I’ll let
you know if I end up doing Super Chat
reading I might do that right before
karaoke we’ll see all right bye Gamers
stick around and hang out with shinry s
bye see you
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