Ultimate Hypixel Bedwars Showdown!

For Oh I I’m about to bus we live we live about to BU you can have like your parents do like a iow speed moment where they’re like like your mom gonna like cancel your stream oh I should have like a finish the Run do a fake here you gotta

Invite me to the party yeah I got you I should like light off fireworks in my room and have that as my my starting stream soon cuz that just from the old Channel we on a new channel now yeah okay probably Travis Scott’s GNA get the stream taken

Down for some reason I can only play Jace Travis Scott Tous Scott you can just play say say play trous Scott oh okay I’m going start off with some uh TNT run okay okay I’m going to suck ass at this cuz it’s been forever since I played

Minecraft I’m still dying too like my voice is not fully backhead it still sounds kind of weird okay like there’s just so much buildup in my uh throat so it’s like I’m you know yeah about to bust you know you know D I know this [ __ ] built up in your

Throat that’s all for me my bad damn why I locked at 60 FPS [ __ ] Bo yeah boy there’s a pop B in our lobby pop B b v hop Bob pop B HP bust here message Aiden enough do that while we’re waiting dude why is this game not

Starting you should do a fortnite stream and say like xqc xqc and featuring xqc ninja uh does X even play fortnite uh he’s played fortnite before and this stream quality is a little bit low I don’t know why I got to figure that out bro hopefully by next Friday next Friday

I I’ll get this [ __ ] locked in F we should buy like a shitty SoundCloud beat and then just make it as like the intro for the stream yeah I mean right now I’m just using copyrighted music but uh eventually I’ll get to not have copyrighted [ __ ]

Someday oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I’m about to once you reach a th000 subscribers and then you can like monetize your stuff that’s when you have to like stop at that point I like me and Al were talking about setting up like a PayPal and then just having like a donation bar at the

Top because you don’t need uh you don’t need a certain amount of subscribers or that and then like have things that I do at that donation like limit RZ like 60 girls on Snapchat what the [ __ ] go to jail go to the jail live dude yesterday speaking of going to

Jail I saw the a sheriff was like the fattest ass I’ve ever seen he was just a dude but he like had like two just my I don’t know it was just bad as [ __ ] that’s all I’m going to say oh my goodness I lost one more I

Already died damn I died that’s just counterfeit uncore Di has died I’m trying to do like that one like yawn noise you know what I’m talking about or it’s like the goofy ey yawn or whatever the yeah that that’s what I’m trying to do but uh my my voice

Box yeah like this channel yeah yeah this channel is autistic okay so B is probably going to get on soon right only autistic Gamers allowed I don’t like non-autistic people yeah only only autistic people so what’s going to happen to the old channels this me you should at least

Link it to this one be like watch my old videos here cuz you can like uh add channels to your channel page YouTube check out that old [ __ ] the only fun part of YouTube is streaming so that’s why we got the the new become a kick streamer stream on Kick

Yeah oh [ __ ] did we start we got all the uh VIP like plus plus or whatever it is in Hypixel the super high rank yeah okay MV oh MVP that’s what it’s called you I’m can to check the stream and make sure the S like the audio sounds fine uh once I

Die I’m gonna go kill you where you what your [ __ ] [ __ ] no I died oh how unfortun oh it looks like I have to check the stream out soundboard oh [ __ ] oh bust oh we we we we need to add a good soundboard for this for this server

Guys if you want to pay for uh Jonas’s kids you got you gotta like got subscribe and like and $1 of scratch off tickets one comment equal one money spread one subscriber equal one shot of lemon juice oh [ __ ] got subscribe we got do five shots I got it

On my desk I have it on my desk right now all things you can’t see I got to figure out how to get a webcam are you going to be able do is hear me be like uh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay be back be back five players alive

Byebye damn this guy’s still on my level bro oh [ __ ] this is not good oh damn this level is way worse than oh my goodness I died damn that was fifth place bro Dude where’s Alex not here obviously thanks you’re welcome dude we need our one real subscriber to pull

Up we don’t have a subscriber what subscriber what are you talking about did the main subscriber okay okay we’re playing bedwars okay now let’s see if we can survive 2 V2s oh my God we’re we’re reacting we’re reacting we’re reacting oh man reactions smoking that 445

Pack I’m about to bust okay we are not going to survive bro I know me and Alex got close like a few times I’m too bad at uh Minecraft in order the Sur get the first thing we have to do before we brid we cannot Bridge anywhere

Until we have a good bed defense yeah I endstone wood and then FL proof all right all right little bro bro you cannot little bro me bro I can beat the [ __ ] out of you okay uh medium bro I’m dude I could rape you so easily

Uh who called you like uh fat was it Alex or Conor what’ you say I I feel like someone called you fat once like it was Conor Alex I don’t who it like exactly was the the skinny skinny person guys conter Conor is not as skinny as Alex Bro Alex is a

Skinny Alex skinny but he eats like a [ __ ] fat ass that’s how most skinny people are to be honest though well just cuz he runs so much here D can you put endstone in these two spots uh is there oh cuz wood doesn’t wood doesn’t fill up the whole

Thing I can finally stop being a mouth Breer soon okay hold up I’ll put that blast shoot I thought I had blast glass left over but I guess I don’t PL okay anybody new make sure that you subscribe and put your IG in the chat and we’ll add you to the party

And we’ll uh drink lemon juice sometime I will in like three to five business days uhoh somebody coming [ __ ] [ __ ] big man big man okay big dick Randy is here on Halloween there will be a gamer he will take your pen oh what the [ __ ] H

Wow we suck oh my good see I told you okay okay okay that it’s not over it’s not over yeah it’s over we’re done game I mean I’m I’m going still try I’m going still try let’s see how long it can last well I’m dead so it doesn’t matter

Anymore [ __ ] you shouldn’t have died [ __ ] you freak you freak you IR sword I’m scared tell me Fred’s coming over oh no they are n Randy’s coming over oh [ __ ] I’m done I’m done for God damn I’m done I’m done dude I need a hair haircut my hair is

So it doesn’t look good anymore bro it’s just too long let me give you a haircut let me give you a at least I at least see my uh sides cut dude let me let me give you a haircut bro hell we can stre

We stream it bro here let me let me give you a haircut you’re gonna like [ __ ] up and then have to give me a buzz cut and I’m going look like a [ __ ] alien cuz my dude I could put that on a l NE andal yeah you’re not doing that bro please

No dude Alex said he be here at 855 he’d be done running kind of need to stop stealing my hair style though like he kind of stole it at this point what are you talking about he stole how he just has his hair down no from

Me I copyrighted it dude you have the what Connor Conor got a com over again bro oh yeah he rever he had it like how my hair kind of was for a little bit though okay like because he had short hair and then he was in the process of

Growing it out which is what you were having too you guys just it was the most basic hairstyle bro you do not own that [ __ ] yeah uh I actually copyrighted okay you’re right dude where’s our bed this weird map I it’s like it’s kind of cool but I don’t know

I feel like you could hide there’d be cool places to hide on this map what the [ __ ] look it my hair doesn’t look as gross when it did when I had it long last year though or at the beginning of this year kind of what do

You mean it looked kind of it was like a lot greasy it was greasy greasy like yeah now it’s a lot softer but like d Conor needs to lock in bro lock in and get some RZ okay hold up where’s the there you go locked in right now what’s up lock

In yo what did you do to your oh is it your new phone mic that sounds so much better no my new phone I didn’t get a new phone D or like no D he got something special something special happened yeah we went we went shopping on Black Friday oh you got a

Gaming headset you got a real deal headset 30 bucks off razor too now I can make voice critical videos with that microphone okay the Run recovery is a Rice Krispy treat type thing a protein granola bar and some old chicken yum I’m eating it cold

Too hold up down do you know where the diamond gen is no this map is weird as [ __ ] bro I actually I think this is the diamond gen is backwards wait it’s behind it’s behind us what the hell was that noise how do wait how do you bridge diagonally I

Can’t uh you like Crouch you just move I guess you just can’t do it sideways dang I st stink you stink stinkers okay you stinky little boy oh boy I love my little boy and my heart okay I’m out of bricks so how many you hopefully you have stuff so we can get

Back uh no I don’t no I have a skin I do okay we got four we got four I think they could buy us like sharpen swords in this version did you get anything on Black Friday J I bought a t of Pokemon cards oh that was it for anything off or

Just full price uh half price oh bad it was two for the price of one your audio okay for some reason you guys just no for a second it sounded like you guys were talking down the like a long hallway on the stream or to you to me on

Discord like I I that was really strange second I left and rejoin it and it was still bad and then I rejoin again and Alex our signature subscriber did not pull up it’s not pulled up yet I haven’t seen him uh signature the only real one okay you just like for

Real I think uh what for Black Friday sales I I saw like a 40in TV for like 98 bucks from Walmart it was a Walmart brand one like 82 in TV oh dude it was it was huge bro for like yeah Conor Conor be like I

Need that I I don’t think he can fit that on his wall yeah he probably here hey Dom what can you help me get out of mid oh no I don’t have blocks hey what the [ __ ] you doing bro get out of here did you get any damage from or M

Emeralds no he threw his emeralds off the world for some reason let’s let’s kill G let’s kill gray gray oh blue blue and gray are working together bro they’re teaming yeah blue and gray are teaming or sence [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] te get out of here F

From the streams we would do like two and a half years ago yeah on the channel and it was funny like Dom would say something dumb and I’d be like yeah Dom you want to get muted and mut we should do that again we should bring that

Back um yeah Dom just don’t say anything really dumb and you’ll be fine how much did you get the uh oh that’s so dumb yeah shut the [ __ ] up D how much did you get that headset for but you should know this oh stop asking dumb

Questions okay I know you I’m not Conor I’m not going to like look up the exact headset and just be like is this the headset that’s what you are with cars yeah that’s cuz it’s actually no no no it’s not even like sports cars though it’s it’s [ __ ] like the making model

Of Nissan by just looking at the front fender is that even a part of a car a fender yeah okay is that in the front or the back yeah of course you know D it’s in the front yeah [ __ ] you and the back too oh oh no I have four emeralds but

Red’s here oh shoot we’re up to four likes I don’t know how oh David Jung what’s up welcome to the stream if you want to join the uh if you want to join the party just send your chat yeah he says can I join yep just said send send your [ __ ] and

Shat and join the dick cord too we can play uh we can play four 44s we can’t hey D I’m afraid to come down across a clip where I was like if you’re a dude and you you hit the Subscribe button with your with your tip you

Get uh free admin in the Discord or something I forgot exactly what the reward was but that’s a good reward send the video though if you’re of age okay yeah but just send your send your IGN in chat add you I don’t need free ad I already have ad yeah what’s the

Question I’m [ __ ] scared I got five emeralds four four watching wait Dom do you have the stream pulled up on your computer I do what I’m not looking at cuz I’m playing right now that means we got two Gamers all I do have two monitors though so I should

Probably pull it up bro no oh no we don’t need oh no he means so he can see the chat because I don’t have two monitors so I can’t see the chat I got to Tab out okay what’s the question question and your username Got Run Daren Darren

Watkins I what should I spend five emeralds on my eating isn’t too loud right yeah I I I can’t I can’t even hear it bro oh this is a Quality quality headset yeah I thought Razer was kind of [ __ ] but I guess oh oh oh can San s is here bro D

Out outside now outside now I I know I see him bro he he seriously hit us with the eye of a question [ __ ] oh gray Gray’s [ __ ] teaming and then don’t ask the question what’s your question if we were the last two people on the

Earth would you rep okay we have to we have to get Aqua or gray out because they being [ __ ] right now yeah but no subscribe and I’ll take a shot of lemon juice right now David okay this [ __ ] better be eight four okay I guess they only go up to four now

Deser bro I want to di lit vinyl but apparently they don’t exist Like official ones don’t exists for Di lit it’s only Playboy cardi and a whole lot of red those are the only ones you can get vinyls of if you want official

Ones oh s s s s s uh oh we’re done we’re done I’m I’m done I can’t fight so [ __ ] dude [ __ ] DAV what’s your question D I think he asked a question and then left I have a question call me really dipped on us

Yeah I have a question bro I’m about to head out okay D he said teacher I have a question and then just shut up shut the down down down down we got to stay together we got to stay together yeah uh s trying to come here again [ __ ]

You get out of here you have a wood sword bro get your [ __ ] ass out of here I’mma buy fireballs and Dream Defenders don’t mess with grove street bro they even put a show speed in the title I didn’t yeah a show speed isn’t here he’s

Not doing that Kali Jen lip challenge he he he didn’t join today oh dude you got you got to replace second stream with IA speed joining too he is joining after all right you’re right you’re right yeah Uzi little Uzi it’s a long ass title but we good ISO speed joining

Soon we should do a fortnite stream Fort before it’s no longer OG dude get the [ __ ] out of here will it be OG on Friday d uh I think the last day of OG fortnite is yeah did someone kill the last day [ __ ] you the last day of is December 2nd

Oh my God brck which is next weekend I think okay I don’t have a calendar to look but uh here Al you in you in okay how do I get shift y send your send uh the message so I can pin it in chat I should be joining

Soon must be a X on my chest yeah X we on COD D lit okay let’s go oh no I was you don’t know how to braid I was saying the thing about uh joining okay there we go okay which one should I damn it didn’t show up

Bro the one about the to be added to the party not send hey let’s go one person watching I don’t know why one one person watching watching if we have it pulled up I don’t know YouTube live viewers is pretty okay but also for some reason we’re having this issue where Alex’s

Messages won’t stay and even my send Ste isn’t available right now what the [ __ ] you talking about [ __ ] you mean yeah yeah dude something weird is happening right now shut the [ __ ] up now that was [ __ ] man what the shut your [ __ ] ass it says four people watching but also I think we

Might have an issue with stream CU I can’t actually view it right now can you guys confirm that it’s still up yes it’s up it’s alive it’s alive doing well look at these cringe ass fellas with the [ __ ] what is the [ __ ] stream coming out I know once we hit uh million subscribers

[ __ ] the stream 100 100s playing bedwars on the toilet that be fire sleeping stream you could be just like you turn you should turn your bathroom into like a streaming room that’d be so funny just like that would be cool this is the one with no e tests come on I’ve

Seen those videos before like people use their toilet as a setup chair money why’ you just throw that on the ground I didn’t th anything on the ground there’s no chests oh what I bet you they’re just invisible bro the [ __ ] I bet you this is the chest have any there’s no

Way oh I forgot there was fall Dage Dam I guess it really isn’t okay yeah this map is stupid bro this this is like bedw Wars Hard Mode no chest of life and red and blue are are already fighting it’s like Red’s going to be on the attack let’s go uhoh y

Hello where where I don’t frenic bro where they at they got scared [ __ ] they saw us and they’re like damn I’m am not dial it unless you have the diamonds I do oh oops here you have the diamonds why am I holding the diamonds because you are holding the diamonds okay

Well there’s no way there really is no chest it’s got to be just invisible we we’ve played this before this isn’t a new map was there no chest before I don’t remember there ever being a map with no chest okay yellow yellow yellow wait hold up oh never mind they’re going to Mid

Skitso I need somebody to grab more diamonds because I’m kind of just sitting here because I want to be a chest he we got I got another three nothing right here yeah another one okay I finally finished my food your meal Al or more lag backs what’s that mean oh

Red red red red reded R red red red OU red [ __ ] you I guess I’m going to buy an iron sword because I don’t have a chest put my gold in oh I get both you guys no shoot I thought D got him still here

There’s a red guy here uh oh [ __ ] no what the hell dude how you do that so fast how was there a log there where how how did he have a he had a birch log you you you can buy different wood types oh okay I believe the other R’s

Coming here to finish us off guys he’s not going to finish this off oh he’s trying to that’s probably why he’s here I feel like Bridge fighting is a bad idea fre got lucky no I dude no sh is he still alive should I should I try and iock bar my

Way into their bed now you’re about to get I’m call a to see if he wants to call later give me one second damn I stink me it’s my yeah where yet about my business keep game over how do I lower damn it’s kind of only picking me up in their voices like

Loud uh w okay where do you find voice settings not in user settings that’s really weird okay are you guys able to see the message that says send your IGN in chat to nope I guess it blocks that for some reason I I think it’s cuz it’s asking

Yeah cuz it’s asking for something yeah maybe maybe it’s say send your user name uh what if I say provide your IGN in chat to provide your IGN for for eex can you see that no okay lock in dude how are we going to we’ve sent it before what what exactly

Did we say I might have to look I’m I’m about to look it back at his stream yesterday did we get it up yesterday what did you say uh gamertag say like provide gamertag to be added and now it says there’s zero concurrent viewers even though you guys are both watching it I

YouTube streaming is so ass I mean I just refreshed so do something but also yeah it deleted my message Bro [ __ ] YouTube that’s it’s really weird I don’t think it would lock IGN provide your gamer tag Holy Cow Green is already Out I feel like yellow’s seriously gonna be Ops this round Bruh Bruh turn off the music do okay we got that uh Amazon Prime bed defense coming in right now what’s that mean it ships fast bro it’s already almost done I could have done it all in one go

If I bought enough glass but I guess not oh yellow yellow yeah really real hash really really uh oh the only spot that we don’t have blast prooof glass on is the the top D don’t worry use some fre low it’s all right you got to put you

Got to put the blast roof on top first be hope be hope okay wait down you have enough last we GL cuz I can buy some too I got there not yet not yet okay that’s better that is better Chad this is better that that other guy that goes to

Our school with the big YouTube channel he had a a thousand viewers live oh the Roblox one that’s crazy [ __ ] Roblox yeah that’s below you D yeah I don’t like Roblox slide Roblox Gamers yeah except for when you’re into it and then it’s fine did I just see

Invis might oh I think there’s an invis oh [ __ ] he’s right right here he’s right here oh oh [ __ ] he’s up how did he even get over here he’s he’s going to try and hit me he’s going to try and hit me off okay ho be

Ho what’s he doing dud this is Peak fortnite where’d he go I think I hit him down I hit him down I hit him down I hit him down oh he’s at two hearts he’s at two hearts [ __ ] you I’m going to stand over our bed in case oh another yellow another yellow

Back here what the heck that guy’s cracked okay guys this is not good I don’t have a lot of Hearts please don’t be cracked please oh guys this is not good dude yellow is slobbing on it right now what are they going to do what are

They going to do what are they going to do uh let’s have a US Congress meeting to figure this out say something in chat oh they’re waiting for their third homie they crou Okay the third homie is at Blue oh no no no dude that was like synchronized bro

They’re on a call where’s the other one where’s the other one do we kill them both I got him I got him okay um why do you go with stuff in your inventory delayed response now they’re going to be upset okay let’s go I’m g go [ __ ]

Them oh chica I’m about to [ __ ] you here we should we should connect to that other Diamond gem that’s got to have eight here just make an overlay on the stream that says send your username to be added that way they can’t YouTube Can’t can okay yellow’s

Trying to come I’m trying to anally rape him though okay I got him I caught him at Mid oh my God I just died with five diamonds you got to be joking no I got three emeralds and they killed me bro do not come I’m gonna come oh okay they’re here

The other gu here what what the heck oh dude he’s using my Strat oh [ __ ] there’s [ __ ] get out of here not going to lie [ __ ] you they might have earned that where are they bro I’m dead oh they’re right here what’s up buddy that was that was honestly a St I

Like it I dude our whole base is covered I was really confused for a second cuz I just got covered in dude I see Dom’s [ __ ] you okay I’m dead I died cuz I [ __ ] suck at this game why I don’t I don’t really want to play Minecraft I’m more cracked at fortnite

Um the reason you dislike games is just because you phase out of them and then you come right back pretend every time like you actually have a hatred for the game that you that you’re currently not into well yeah you’re right I don’t hate Minecraft and general I just don’t

Really like Hypixel I actually don’t really like Hypixel much like on God bro on Allah yeah on Allah why is the stream paused for me uh it’s because I’m adding text it’s huge I accidentally f it upside down D look like I’ve beening cuz I’m really balling speak

Clearly okay now I got a bunch of overlays I he’s overlaid up I mean you could just get rid of sub equals 10 you’re right we need that it’s not really doing anything right now I’ll just hide it Dream escape is ours who is that uh Green’s coming okay all right I want

To do that uh quick bed defense get the [ __ ] out of the way move bro trash trash trash easy okay let’s see okay try we should play bedwars but I oh he’s mad he’s mad he’s mad [ __ ] you who said little boy boy mad trash trash trash trash easy hope

Harder SL out copar or kiddo cuz I can’t it takes me a minute Wars but but we are toxic to everyone they’re going to make it third oh shoot uh Green’s back I think it’s the same guy yo D you’re going to get banned for that I don’t care I I don’t get

Some oh the whole squad’s here the whole oh oh he’s in our bed he’s in our bed kill him kill him kill him oh my goodness no no red just appeared out of nowhere bro they’re working together they shouted copium even though we didn’t even say anything it’s probably something I said

Okay watch this now they’re going to yell in chat why do you have to watch this I’m about to get banned I’m about to get baned Chad you’re you’re gonna be mad when we’re we’re making rexs on the stream yeah you can’t even play when you’re

Banned for life in yeah and all you can do is be in the call and be like Bruh Bruh Bruh in two months D when we have a consistent 10 viewers it’s been a year Daddy yeah we would have 10 viewers before uh 200 Subs even on some streams it’s been a year

Daddy yeah realistically most of the growth on counterfeit Diamond was streams that’s where we got the majority of the subs the videos got right videos gave me like nothing bro just why I didn’t even like doing them it’ be like plus one sub plus three per video you know how many Subs

The uh 10K D1 gave you I think like 50 or 100 yeah that’s not too bad yeah but I only had one TK 10K video oh all right I’m at Mid D I’m just going to lock in I feel I’m just going to try and stream as much as possible and

Just slowly try and get better and better at streaming up this [ __ ] okay we we’re getting like we’re getting rushed from all directions yellow’s like here yellow is here what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] out I can’t I just got to watch him you’re going to watch him I’m going

To throw some [ __ ] on the bed in case they’re bombing okay all three of their guys are coming D move D move I’m trying to like just throw random [ __ ] on the bed oh One’s On Top they’re trying they’re trying to put a tnt okay they down they down they down

Down oh one’s digging in one’s digging in dud they’re so fast it [ __ ] you oh my God bro we’re like Bed Wars veterans too good for us that’s the opposite of being a veteran though no we’re like the old veterans that like about to like die yeah not gonna lie that more listen

To n’s voice on call with like headphones it’s like the classic snot noos like Discord mod dude it’s because I’m [ __ ] sick that’s why sh the [ __ ] up I’m M my my nose my nose is clogged bro that’s why it sounds like that right now I just said clear it out easy easy

Solution I deserve it I’ve been walking around in m give me one second sir my else will be clear cleared out nose blowing stream that YouTube sex stream edging we we should eding live we should do naked yoga on YouTube nak yog way to a thousand Subs dude we just got to

Dress up as females go transgender get the surgery we can become uh gender fluid and play Pixelmon easy way to a th Subs what’s Pixelmon I don’t know what Pixelmon is it’s like Minecraft Pokemon Mod oh wait I’ve never played okay wait what has that to do with being used be really big

10 years ago I never had to play it and my little brother really wanted to play but when I tried to play it I guess it it got removed by Nintendo Nintendo that [ __ ] down but Nintendo is such an opass company yeah whoever whoever’s the big boss of Pokemon Big

Boss all right does my nose sound better now it’s a little more cleared out I think okay yeah yellow is being a [ __ ] hold up oh my God okay yeah guys yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yeah pull they’re pulling up all my fellas all my

Fellas come on let’s get these guys D let’s get them shoot oh you got one of them you got one of them okay we got all of them we got all of them we got all of them might work let’s go dude I suck like dick at this game you suck dick in

General bro what who got our bed General wait is the stream not playing when I Tab out that might be a thing is that why it’s counting oh my God I just walked into the void oh my God damn this sh’s not good okay this time we’re going to actually win

Let’s maybe it’s going to be a good map it’s going to be a good why is the stream pausing when I switch tabs that did not happen two days ago BR brbe that’s why it’s counting one viewer maybe I hope not I think mine’s still open yeah mine is and it’s

Running I think mind’s still open I have a question bro lock in yo can I join I have a question said teacher teacher oh I was just stretching [ __ ] you and I was I was warming up my vocal cords get money of m y oh I still got the Easter spray Easter spray

Basically if you want to buy [ __ ] on high basally you can buy like uh I didn’t buy this gave to me money for fun they said it’ll be fun they said count of the money fun the Hypixel bedwars they said you’ll get more than one viewer they said they were wrong

Why does the stream pauses on my end when I’m tabed out that was not a thing two nights ago YouTube doesn’t want to see us win that’s all right though that’s all right YouTube doesn’t want us to make it out of the hood I mean it honestly might still

Count as a view and I just need to fast forward each time I look at the tab now I got two people watching okay two little games three diamonds let’s go look at my diamonds they shine look at the [ __ ] they ly we got five diamonds can we buy something I’ll buy reinforced

Armor that makes us look scary right now what if we do the be annoying as hell and just bomb everybody over and over Strat we we got maxed out Forge so you uh mean the Iraq War someone shot me bro strategy what are you talking about bro

What am I talking about I’m talking about a strategy oh shoot red connected to our gen me person I I won’t let the SL oh that guy’s pretty good sure we can do the annoying as hell you canot H in my car Wait does the viewer count go down

When I tap out because it says one each time I’m checking but if I stay for a few moments maybe it’ll say to chat chat okay green how urgent one guy just coming to the Gen and we’re kind of having a little face off okay he’s trying to kill me

[ __ ] You’ been streaming for an hour let’s go I don’t even I’m not even bothered buy stone sword dude both the gens are just being camped by the other teams there a red guy at one and then want go teach those boys a lesson for all those lurking yellow oh

Sho I just destroyed that red guy holy cow yellow has obsidian holy [ __ ] you only got like three hitss on me I out balled him we’re baller 12 is in chat what the [ __ ] bro yellow has Obby yes Obby man Obby get your [ __ ] ass over here [ __ ] you hey

Hey little [ __ ] me teach you a lesson like ninja [ __ ] you s me you little [ __ ] yeah uh actually Tyler Bens is joining the stream soon yeah yeah Tyler I show speed the to the stream title he is in the title uh oh it’s not working very well guys I don’t think he’s

Joining oh he is you can’t you can’t lose uh so please speed someone’s having some glitching sound effects happen it’s Jonas me yeah he’s he’s bugging oh that is not good there’s just some yeah he’s glitching he’s tweaking and he’s peeking can you guys hear me right now and he’s creaking

Yeah occasionally there’s a sounds like you’re ripping a thread off of a ripping a f oh did you see the like fat Jew guy got bullied off of YouTube don’t know the old guy yeah he got bulled off long long time ago oh [ __ ] guys uh watching a video during the

Summer by Red is so easy to kill but the issue is I didn’t have a pickaxe so I kind of wasted my time oh red guy right behind you D I don’t know what he’s doing he’s a little [ __ ] get out of here [ __ ] you we got we got F eight I’m on

Sharpen bro I thought we were doing the forge Strat we got to get sharpened first sharpened over Forge let’s get red I feel but like no one’s really even that like aggressive or that good red is aggressive okay now now we can put them all in the for we’ll

Put them all in the fors now we have a guy with one heart under our base what do you mean under it’s in the tunnel down there oh that’s funny oh you a DI cool Nice Nice Shot okay Red’s coming over red is I think I I think I I think I

Think I got some green don’t you dare think decent damage on him I’m watching you don’t think about it my computer just like can you guys hear me yeah I saw you like freeze in midair that kind of funny oh okay came back came back dot dot dot my computer screen just

Like blacked oh wait I I I think you like Fireball the bridge accidentally that’s the guy did the dot do dot all right we’re we’re going to kill red we’re going to kill red okay red kind of sucks ball what’s our Forge at right now I’m a hot on what’s that mean I’m

Hop [ __ ] out of here bro you little [ __ ] red I’mma kill your entire family stop [ __ ] killing me wait keep having antis can you swear in this chat I think you can say like [ __ ] can you say come here you little [ __ ] I think you can say damn I think D come

Here you little [ __ ] the hardest you can go you call the [ __ ] down okay I got two more diamonds which means you have enough for the next Forge this input let’s push red let’s push red I’m going to keep pushing keep on edge I edging red yeah only I’m allowed to Edge

Red [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you God [ __ ] you I’m chill with the chill with the obscenities all right I’m ready to go get him s let’s pull up this guy’s pissing me off I’m just about had it at this point enough is enough uh oh we got the

Whole Squad here come come back run four [ __ ] sec it was 4 seconds four [ __ ] seconds oh I think I got a gamer right behind me oh Arctic Place hi what’s up Budd welcome get it I’m about to get it yeah Li bro you could join

Just SL that username in the chat please uh shoot it’s it’s it’s faded YT faded YT right faded like a [ __ ] yeah it’s just bro how was one block dude I died I died of so much [ __ ] in my inventory I add you gamer they have W under there so

You got to get an ax I was so close I was so close Okay I’m going pull up over there is this the guy on the Discord server yeah that’s Arctic plays faded YT but welcome to the stream welcome to the stream I could not figure out how to

Get a webcam set up but I have a I I have a way that I think I’m gonna I’m gonna get it done so next weekend or next time I stream I’ll probably have a webcam definitely not streaming on I might stream tomorrow night but definitely not Tuesday night I got [ __ ] going

On let’s let’s try to pull up on red I’mma buy a gaple and the TNT I’m oh we got we got four watching now four watching anybody new make sure to subscribe I’ll take a shot of lemon juice and then I’ll take Shad of lemon juice no I’ll take Shad of lemon juice

Right now you won’t be able to see anything so when I when I get my camera on I’ll take a extra shot for you for everybody subscribes without a camera when we do the uh they gonna say yeah he’s bugging when we do the Sky Block stream we can have a uh

When you think of thinking of cooking stream next time my friends can all come over 10 sub 10 Subs special there was invis red guy that I just randomly hit I was trying I know go cooking stream is the next time my buddies can get over to my house

So kill him kill him kill him that have to be a we a weekend night so a Friday or a Saturday [ __ ] is red is starting to piss me off oh oh my God I just walked off they shot a fireball that wasn’t even close to me

Bro dude they saw me they saw me wa they a bust I’m about to bust give me six gold right now give me six gold what do you need six gold for G there’s gold in the chest oh okay I’m use it for a pickaxe you’re going to speed up wait do

They have Obby or something I’m so I’m so mad that I just said Obby bro I S [ __ ] cidian you sound like a Snapchat user bro no I sound like someone who plays bedar a lot even though I don’t yeah you’re right I don’t know we

We kind of I think we’ve done it four times out of the last five nights that’s a pretty good you’re right you’re right uh can you guys help me kill ignore let’s go all right let’s go take him out I’m right behind you guys back once again back once again okay after they

Kill us there’s a bunch of diamonds this guyy kill me a [ __ ] wood sword okay I just got a lock no you put him onto me hold up hold up hold up hold up dang it face ID face ID isn’t working so you got a lock in uh send me an

Invite when you can thing says you’re not in line broy ganger it’s faded 1153 or something oh faded YT 53 how the [ __ ] do I have eight kills 153 dang it3 yo you guys remember that one bedw Wars game that we played can you send

Your again I can’t find it bro I can’t remember cuz the one team uh kept rushing us remember that one bedwar game where I got like 30 kills oh dude I have zero kills I have zero kills zero final kills and zero beds broken well you couldn’t have any final

Kills this round CU still I was just reading off my stats of zeros dude red is [ __ ] [ __ ] team we wouldn’t need Forge we can run man someone’s probably collecting all the emeralds and getting stacked hey did you resend your IGN he is he’s like sending like one

Letter at a time it was 1532 Two Reds are at Diamond gem by the way it’s not it’s faded YT it’s faded YT 1532 they’re coming over they’re coming over red red uhoh okay get the guy in the back get the okay oh he ran he ran around he ran

Around there’s another few guys there’s another few guys uhoh dude they’re like tag team open they’re at the bed they’re at the bed dude they’re at the the bed is exposed the bed is exposed the bed is exposed the bed is [ __ ] [ __ ] dude oh my

God okay wait what is it faded YT 5312 1532 okay there we go get over here [ __ ] sorry bro yeah YouTube YouTube’s been really weird bro we’ve been trying to messages that don’t even send at all dude that guy had so much [ __ ] on him and I [ __ ]

Died I’m done okay return to do a let’s do a four player reporting let’s report this guy okay but yeah if we all report someone there’s like a decent OD they’ll get banned okay but now we about to have 4v4 of all people that can hear what’s happening so

This stream lag is like five seconds so put a Glock in my purse put a Glock on my purse and this not a purse oh still dream bro myone six6 been playing bridge okay that means you better be good her once now she dis whoa why can’t he [ __ ] her sister that’s what

I wait that line always confuses me what did he say is that what it says St on my money n 66 can’t [ __ ] her can’t [ __ ] her sister make her lick dick is that how it goes I don’t think so hold up oh we got five viewers if you’re new Bro subscribe

Oh that’s a new this channel yeah brand new channel five bones guys send your IGN in chat if you want to join and also I have lemon juice on my desk right now I will take a shot right now if you sub but also yeah no when I when I get a

Webcam next hopefully next stream I’ll have a webcam I’ll take an extra shot for you just for you a no lip gloss in it only Le penicillin G to say the tea I had last night was super good like I was expecting it

To I only used one pack of tea I was not expecting it to fully flavor the amount of water I had man that was so busting it was so busted i’ B so rich had a cup of tea in a long in a fat minute fed do you have any buddies that

Are into Minecraft that might want to watch the stream we need at 10 Subs we’ll do something special every every like kind of Milestone will do something 10 Subs 20 subs 30 Subs not really you better to do everything damn do you have any friends that like cooking I will suck

Dick yeah we got to think of more IRL stream ideas dumpster diving dumpster diving IRL that honestly would be pretty fun like if if we ever did have like 50 yeah viewers on our gaming streams yeah we we we we need viewers that are watching just for just for us

And not for the game we need a lot of them before we could do [ __ ] like that but that’d be really fun yeah hence why we need Dom to stop being a bozo wait why is there not a diamond done to our left what the hell what the [ __ ] did I

Do why you call me a boo boo Wes activities I don’t know what did I do what did I do somebody get iron armor uh I might oh I got armor right now what did I do do you need to try and kill somebody okay the other Diamond gens are

Is there only two I think there’s only two pretty weird wait how did I get to Mid are we not red now we red how am I at Mid right now we got to do like a fake iow speed stream where we like fake a driving

Test huh what do you mean did you pick a driving test yeah you did now we should do we should do the real version of this [ __ ] that people fake so like instead of pretending to randomly beat people up as a prank we could actually beat people up and then actually get shot

W Dutcher Butch just butchered me you were ripped the shreds J yeah uh yeah today after my run I had the first hourglass dick run like sometimes after you run several miles in the cold it just like makes your like dick go in the shape of an hourglass it’s really weird what the

Hell yeah it just gos like skinny in the middle and super cold like an ice cube dude I remember when in you didn’t know ice cubes were cold when I was in uh I think it was track because cross country was a warm dude I would like

Lose feeling in my dick after running and it would be red it would just be red bro cuz it’s like too far it’s too far away from your body to like get properly heated yeah and think you ran in the cold and and and the most you ever ran

Was probably what four miles in the cold yeah and you ran 10 and I just did 10 jeez it just got me again dude yeah pretty good it would stay cold for a while while too one bed oh FedEd got the bed damn you are so

Good at the game bro I wish I was like a little bit deep okay what the [ __ ] dude I have three diamonds and two emeralds I need to stop swearing for no reason uh on the week damn I can’t believe I lost my emeralds and my diamonds I’m the weekend you was

Partying he broke as hell okay this is definitely a new map why are you doing that sorry what do he do my speed running Instinct just placing blocks under him as as he runs for for no reason you are not him you are not him bro I wish Jon still uploaded like non-Christian

Videos Muslim videos yeah aot videos oh yellows being little [ __ ] yo there’s a swasa on top of on top of blue am I this correctly what the I can’t see it uh is that a spot speaking of blue we have a we have a blue guy here dude blue is neo-nazis out

Neo-nazis we got to kill the Nazis I got to turn my render distance up I don’t see any swats TOA look there’s right above their bed defense bro Alex look right here look what look a above like right where I’m looking this SW bro no I

Was yeah so it kind of Blends in their map I wasn’t sure if I was only seeing like the top of something that’s supposed to be there or what was going on there what’s what the what’s maybe we could use one how for probably K team K team what

Was the what was the server that V always build the most [ __ ] up [ __ ] find your dream in build in build battle it would build like aitz maybe they would like to join the stream because we were likeminded people we got uh eight di fed has two beds dude faded is actually insane

He got blue oh yellow oh yellow yellow yellowy at the base yellow ass [ __ ] [ __ ] he just jumped off I don’t know why want to be a little [ __ ] boy like that okay you got to get the last bed dude faded is just caring bro I have two

Kills and they were from just now I’m going to go with faded I I’ll I’ll be his protector he clearly knows I’m coming I’m coming with him right now I’m running over to Yellow I don’t know where f no dude blue guy at our base blue at our

Base dude I’m too far away bro oh my God okay I’m oh sorry I wasn’t [ __ ] I wasn’t paying attention was was nobody at the base apparently D was but he wasn’t paying attention my my dick R dude last bed come on I killed the guy but like too late

Who was putting blocks on our Bridge bro it makes it harder to come over is there somebody be there might be somebody behind us my bad gang dud don’t do that on our stuff if there’s someone chasing you I did not realize you were out with us no I I was by

Myself and then I I pulled up last minute okay eight diamonds I guess we’re gonna I mean dude I [ __ ] dude let’s get rid of this [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate this I need to stop swearing I don’t know why I suddenly just cannot contain myself I accidentally bought wood instead of an

Iron sword stop cursing bro stop cursing and I’ll stop cursing yellow guy here yellow guy’s like under our base okay let’s all Stand Together faded faded don’t go down there he’s coming up the stairs he’s dumb r one hit on us EAS where is he is he still

Here no uh uh oh fed’s low where’s yellow oh shoot okay I’ll stay next to faded faded I’m really bad at the game but I can at least be guys I guess faded off the perk bro five viewers again guys anybody new make sure you subscribe I’ll take a shot

Of lemon G six viewers come on please please did you see six or just that would be a record for the new channel dude it it’ll it’ll be so crazy when we hit like above what counterfeit Diamond was at once we hit like the the

17 Mark I think that I think that’d be the highest 17 can yeah and we can do eyebrow shaving streams oh no if you sub right now eyebrow I am not doing that I’m not trying to have no eyebrows dude D would actually look like an alien

If he shaved his hair and his eyebrows like unironically dude dude oh my goodness I could put that as like a$1 th000 d and then since you’re the one who do it we could split the money or like actually it’d be like 3,000 $3,000 Doo shaved shave his head shave his

Eyebrows and then oh six watching just paint him dude send send add to the party yep I look like cardi but bald we have Playbook cardi IO speed Kat all of them are pulling they’re all joining they’re all joining I might leave soon though I’m getting kind of tired hey

Also every sub we get I’m going to be taking a shot of oh six subscribers that means I’m I’m be taking another shot of lemon juice when once I get the webcam I’m taking it right now talk in chat so we know talk in chat so we know I’mma

Take it right now and then when I get uh the next face cam stream I’m I’m going take it again so you guys can see it but hold up right now oh my God that shit’s ass holy okay actually never mind that wasn’t that bad I’ll be for real light work guess you

Got do work light work no I do not want toed to say that you’re not supposed to say that bro wasn’t that bad I feel like we could make a concoction though we could make a concoction of like yesterday I did salt and lemon juice and that [ __ ] was really rough

Okay I guess you got to use salt and lemon juice otherwise it’s not otherwise it’s not that hard D I got so many Fireballs I have four ball we appreciate the sub guys what if he’s trying to talk but YouTube just blocked his message oh yeah YouTube has been being really weird

Guys so if your message isn’t sending YouTube doesn’t like something that you’re saying I don’t know what it is but a lot of the messages you can’t see well no if you say anything with like IGN or something something it doesn’t let you say it or like

Send but oh wait who died did someone died or we appreciate all subscribers and all comments and [ __ ] oh was giving you know what for fed’s sake I guess we should try to rush yeah let’s rush let’s rush dude leave hold I’m going to get a I’m

Going to get a jump potion go bed I’m going get two jumps I got a jump okayy Alex let’s uh I’m not faking being tired I’m actually super tired I you were I’mma hop off after this okay guys let’s let’s lock in I got I got three blocks of TNT we about

To take them out I got five I got five balls right now oh I should have bought a bow I spent it all on other stuff I also have a bow too okay I got three Dream Defenders six Fireballs eight Fireballs oh dude we about to about to go crazy hold

Up dude we’re about like Kima their ass I bought three water buckets I don’t know why yeah let’s go I just did the funniest thing of all time what yell guy tried to Fireball me but then my my arrow hit his Fireball and it shot him in the face all right nine Fireballs

Let’s go nine yeah okay fed says spam Dream Defenders at yellow’s base no problemz okay I got three D you’re actually putting this [ __ ] on there where’s yellow okay we got a new record though for viewers for this channel six so now two records in a row I don’t

Think we got to five at any of the any of the other streams yeah know four was the max oh shoot one of the yellow guys oh two of the yellow guys are gone this body some free oh they’re behind us Alex that’s cool that’s cool that’s all hold them off they have

Obsidian no where the [ __ ] are they no I don’t I don’t have I don’t have I don’t have blocks I’m hiding under I’m hiding under I’m just no chugging gas [ __ ] all right I’m done I’m mining obsidian with my gold pickaxe goodbye wait what they were hitting me

Through the block good night girl I see you tomorrow dude I’m hiding under bro what should I do I’m just going to go to the back oh we had another guy join the server sweet welcome oh [ __ ] dude he’s also just like uh loock in should I Arctic cuz he has

Uh not Freedom characters in his name and he also has Nitro all right true homies okay wait Alex is there anyone up there oh is Yellow base empty hold up someone check someone check yellow I’m at oh [ __ ] they found me kill yourself bro please please please die

Oh man that wasn’t fun I’d say it’s time we do party games okay I’m a little tired of bedar right now oh yeah I I’m gonna get off at 11 so 10 minutes at 11 a okay okay guys okay maybe I’ll one more minute one one more hour

I’ll brush my teeth on stream so then I can be extra ready for bed and slip right into bed as soon as I finish the stream teeth brushing stream uh where we at arcade games I have to shut up and go for a ride party games what con oh

Wait I don’t know why you can’t join games when you have people who aren’t in in your party I feel like they should just not count I don’t like got you have that I don’t like how you have to actively kick them it is pretty weird just unnecessary said Andrew was still paying

For a realm Oh that’s oh D I kind of feel bad how long has it been opened a long time I haven’t been in there in a longest time oh damn I’m not spawning my [ __ ] oh he was saying I should have dug in that no I dug into their bed defense

But somehow they were hitting me maybe I think maybe my hit box was like partially out of the boxed in area somehow that’s the thing oh hold up is that me in first place no way fresh feel like cardi right now shoot 25 more seconds this is too

Stressful Alex realistically if we can get like five regulars a live like a IRL stream would be fun just like five actively talk in chat a cing stream would be really fun with as long as we get silly enough things popping off yeah there’ll be people that’ll

Stay okay well hey chat stay tuned silly things coming silly goofy things coming up okay I’m G just stand here dumpster diving stream okay yeah don’t move that’s the key yeah me me and Faded are staying next to each other okay I’m standing right next to oh

Yeah what’s up say that we’re streaming say that we’re streaming he streaming oh [ __ ] dang it standing on one spot it didn’t work what do you mean it’s totally working dot dot dot dot someone asked what’s the name oh shoot I got I don’t know if they’re GNA actually be able to find

It because the channel is really small and J is a common name if you if you look at bedwar stream that should be enough he might pop in oh [ __ ] hey he’s about to be a true homie okay I just got a claim across the whole map my

Bad never mind this is not good hey turn it up right now I have a feeling he’s going to make us chug lemon juice dude oh that would be a did I would do that at 10 Subs chugging onion juice oh I I said lemon juice but oh you

Said you said onion bro good must have cut out cuz I know I did not say on hey maybe he’ll he’ll be a true homie he’ll be a [ __ ] no Okay jump jump jump oh man it’s not self-promotion because definitely not getting leaderboard you’re right oh I still won how bro

Whatever pull up with what’s like what’s up Master Okay damn at least I made it to the end at least I made it to the end N Subs equals address leak you can leak down add sense I mean it already is wait no shot I refresh and that message was still

There so you can send that but not send your Minecraft username do not send your Minecraft username wait Alex do you see shadows in non um I still see your shadows in my room Alex that’s how I won last time running around cuz I can see the since I

Have shaders on I see the Shadows before they fall no I have like lowest just look for the Shadows it’s so easy hey juice World joining at at uh 20 Subs King V is gonna have a rap battle with us shoot and give us a for one second and I

Die I just want to r y Alex there was one time uh yesterday or we didn’t stream yesterday two days ago where yeah I was on a block in the Anvil like landed half on the Block I was on but since it’s not a full block I was in like the safe one

Pixel and like it kind of like scooted me over to the side instead of crushing me it’s pretty neat and that was the first time that happened okay for every viewer on the stream we’re inviting another girl to the to the chat to the stream female stream it can be like

Those podcasts where they have like 10 10 girls all the once and we just talk about like birth control or something really silly ah dude too bad we made fun of Eevee too much she would be so funny she might like to stream you never know yeah she’s a bit

Of a gamer herself I mean I could talk to Victor Victor we need to borrow your girlfriend to make phot on stream for a little bit real quick what the [ __ ] oh there was a cloud I thought I had snow dude if we join get one sub per stream I

Mean it’s not even that bad that’s a wrap yeah we’ll be at 10 Subs in no time yeah now we just got to do a thousand streams a day that’s a thousand Subs a day you’re right bro D I even think about it how did that person finish

What I do not know how the game so fast you are white I’m always white white power so you can say address leak in chat but you can’t if you can say white power in chat can you say can’t say send your Minecraft username that’s too bad

Dude I I bet you like oh my goodness it’s goofy that’s not even a thing when we streamed like uh counterfeit Diamond like a year ago that was not a thing so it’s got to be new I wonder if you can say like Hitler

In chat I bet you can say that but it might just have to do with the channel being so new honestly yeah the Channel’s not even new it’s just yeah it’s six months old because I made it for posting my uh project oh my goodness is bro Pig jump the [ __ ] lock in

Bro pigs aren’t locked in like we are I’m trying to lock in but these pigs are loose think dark side is truly gaming right now dude if we could hit Seven Subs in one stream or two subs in one stream I don’t know that’d be kind of crazy

That’d be crazy two I couldn’t believe it two bones holy cow my neck is hurting I’m going to need to be put in the iron lung iron lung stream oh dude we should do a gas chamber stream we should redig the bunker who diing stream oh man we have

So many good ideas real life Minecraft stream shoot I’m getting clapped oh there you are oh I’m sorry Jonas uh I I died trying to kill the I’m sorry Alex I just went up at my price [ __ ] oh shoot I’m like hitting these guys and they’re not even hitting me never mind I

Take that back hold up guys I’m about to brush my teeth on Price teeth brushing stream yeah hold up let me go grab my toothbrush holdo holdo holdo I’m going brush my my tee we have I finished I love you streamer man oh he says he’s watching but he

Tabbed out what’ that guy say I saw I thought he said watching the stream hey I’m watching I’m brushing my teeth right now can you Al can you hear sub for uh sub for lemon juice no I can’t hear the the brushing hold let me get closer I’m hearing I’m hearing little

Snippets of it it’s like a card but in said you’re brushing your teeth let play through like an Xbox 360 mic dude these things are getting scrubbed up good what kind of toothpaste are we rolling with right now the blue stuff all blue all blue like what what brand you you got a

Plug him Colgate bro only Colgate homies use Colgate I clapping this I’m about to kill one chick there we go teeth brushing would go so hard with the face cam sound like d when I say that oh my God I hit the 50% guy right before it ended

I got to go SP the [ __ ] out put on the keyboard for Content no spit is a quitter never spit out the never spit out the uh spit and is there a word for the stuff that’s in your mouth after you brush your teeth just all the crap that’s a word that needs

Inventing okay my uh my teeth are squeaky clean awesome I have a feeling Dark Side might not actually be in the Stream yeah I think he’s I think he’s a faker is he a real homie I guess we’ll find out we’ll find out if the the sub count goes he drops in

Chat if if if he says damn I busted to that toothbrushing I’m not a faker oh he is he’s for real watching oh he for real for real never mind like this stream like this stream and we’ll drop some uh credit card numbers yeah I’ll drop the first number to my mom’s credit

Card did I die oh I did damn that sucks shoot hey Dark Side got first though he’s a he’s a true Homie real homie he for Real uh oh okay he’s like in the Stream we’ll get some credit card numbers rolling okay okay okay the first number is six oh damn I

Died okay guys six okay I mean you did already brush your teeth so lemon lemon juice probably we can do an alternate challenge o lemon juice with this mint in it mint lemon juice concoction or just pour out a whole shot of of toothpaste special toothpaste drinking

Stream no that that’s some like 200 subscriber level thing Chu toothpaste you’re not supposed to swap for a reason D I feel like how much toothpaste till you die I mean honest are probably just for like toddlers todlers have special no toddlers have special toothpaste though because

They can’t swallow it that’s cuz they’re they fluoride freak yeah those [ __ ] can’t even use fluoride toothpaste hey toothpaste chugging stream at Seven Subs dark side it’s in your hands dark side if you want to see me drink toothpaste dude I need to figure out how

To set up a PayPal just for that just that seeing $1 on my screen I feel like I would ejaculate on the spot and I would chug it again Too Faced on the keyboard and all over the the camera I turn on the camera be able to

See this this starting to get to be a lot of fun I’m glad I’m glad oh shoot fed is still in the party I I honestly forgot been quiet they still going 49 yeah dark side is insane bro if we could get more subscribers that are like

Faded we could have like a roster of insanely good at Minecraft subscribers faded than dark side could be I made it on the dark side yeah [ __ ] oh wait shoot I was shooting I’m sorry please go oh damn her is bad come here boy yeah [ __ ] did I kill you Alex let’s

Go no uh wait some someone killed me that was me oh but I got two kills though no it was dark side actually oh wait what okay then I killed somebody else right next to you I’m looking for somebody okay we got please don’t be likes does that mean we got seven Subs

Okay toothpaste dring stream coming up we have Seven Subs yeah we do hey let’s go appreciate it dark side thank you very much true homie check okay check in check in this weekend either Friday or Saturday we’re going to do a cooking stream and we about to do

Some I I can imagine we’re going to do some goofy ass [ __ ] if I had to got on a limb and guess I’m about to win coming soon I heard a thump upstairs I think father’s G to come down and like get ready for school son oh no I

I we still got nine hours bro we got nine hours left to stream before school starts [ __ ] dang it two need to stop swearing I don’t know why I can’t I jumped over the uh the buttons in the middle and it started me off at the set at the beginning and

For some reason I can’t even get past the beginning part anymore oh my goodness you jumped over the buttons in the middle yeah I did oh I guess give me a second to okay I’ve never been able to actually play this one because my internet’s too bad

So let’s see oh my goodness please please okay I’m actually on here maybe we should party dark side and we can play like one more round oh my goodness I just did the most insane like I dropped a like and the up for yeah we saw dark side thank you very

Much yeah top G top G okay I don’t know who this is but orange is about to [ __ ] die orange die yeah they did oh it’s just shakes in Minecraft snakes oh hop off my tip what the hold up oh no oh no oh no oh no did I oh I

Might have locked myself in completely uh oh Dark Side just like ran into a corner I just pulled off a crazy maneuver yeah two players oh it’s just me and you Alex I did the maneuver and tickle her cooter oh you about to die son uh oh

Hey hey we went one two three though it’s pretty good good yeah I’m I’m going P invite him hey bathroom stream coming soon oh you joined the party that’s dope two subs in one stream that’s a new record they were making big moves in the big moves YouTube

Game Dude actually Sometimes When We Were streaming on counterfeit Diamond we’ only get like one or two my God my neck hurts iron lung stream like what’s the thing you get for when your neck breaks I don’t know neck brace I think it’s just called

Neck brace I guess so I just put you in a wheelchair and put a brace around your neck how did I win that I was trying oh there’s only four of us here some do you think either of us are ever going to get like those cartoon

Casts where your full body is in a cast and you have both legs hanging up on the stretcher like hanging from the it’s pretty unlikely to be honest I mean there’s a chance realistically it’d be Conor do you want to do zombies uh I mean we could finish up with that

Let’s do bridge let’s do bridge I fot out what is Bridge um there’s two different things that could be bridge I think I remember that’s the thing where there’s like two sides oh yeah you got to score on them okay yeah um is that in party games no it’s not

Duels oh yeah I think there’s a 44 V4 on bridge we just need 2v2 CU we got we got fours op du combo du B dels boxing dels am I blind Classics SkyWars parkour Bridge red and blue yeah that’s what I remember okay we got four we going to run it up

Dark side if you want to join the Discord server it’ll be that’ll be pretty dope no it’s 44 it’s in the description right yeah it’s in the description but oh shoot what here we all together we’re on one team that’s cool but if you uh check out the Discord

We got we got it popping in this [ __ ] we have popm smoke in the Discord too juice world has been freestyling dude all the time just in the uh in the voice call 2v2 yeah no one’s joining let’s do the 44 first no one’s joining though hold

I’m wait someone will show up a little bit longer a little bit longer we’re gonna wait a little bit longer oh five watching let’s go welcome to the stream if you’re new we reaching new heights yeah we’re almost up with dude five watching for Seven Subs that is not bad

Bro also it’s four it’s it’s four legit guys yeah faded dark side how many uh you guys listen to rap what what what people do you listen to we’ll get them on stream doubt pull up okay Alex I’m giving up on this yeah run run up the 2v2 okay lifetime wins 11,000 holy

Cow party charge is too lot what it says maximum two players I can’t play 2 V2s guys I could do 2v2 V2s nope I can’t actually the only one I can play is 44s oh Discord link is invalid [ __ ] okay good I guess we’re just going to have to wait in here guys

Because hold up here Alex could you could you send the link in chat where even even is a Discord invite uh it’s just just in description Discord oh [ __ ] I might not have uh two parties YouTube chat we could try to do two parties hold up we’ll just

Play uh we’ll play play a similar game we’ll play Capture the Wool we’ll play capture the wall guys uh Alex do you remember what lava you capture the walls in an arcade okay it’s I don’t know if you guys have played it but it’s pretty similar to uh bries it’s it’s pretty

Fun make it go away Dro her party games did they remove it Alex they might have removed it it’s gone bro it was there like pixel party Farm hunt it was all the way at the right last thing is pixel party an arcade arcade looks shter remember we

Can play Zombies I I’ll start a game with zombies dead end bad blood or dead end it’s it’s the first one what did he say w Wars yeah it’s w Wars no it’s it’s a separate thing we tried that oh wait yeah no I think they removed it like just officially hold up

I’m gonna we were waiting around for it it was just the other game was taking so long to finish I figure out the Discord wait how did F join the Discord I I must have just made a thing that expired in a day or something Jo New Link copy I’ll edit this [ __ ]

Okay the link should be edited I don’t think I can send it in chat but if I can I got it in chat dang what happened oh shoot you got kicked for being you got to rejoin oh my quick I got to figure out I I got to get

Like do a monitor so I can balance stream again it made all of us rejoin oh guys I’m sorry bro damn okay this I’m about to lock in I apologize guys the Discord you put the where is it uh after like the I’ll cream in my mouth for

$2 and all that type of stuff it’s uh right under there huh is it in like the channel in the description of the of the the stream I’m not seeing that says Discord equals and then the thing oh it’s just an actual link okay yeah because remember you link fixed I got to

Send you okay I don’t know if you guys are here for the stream when that happened but apparently you have to send a video of your face looking into your phone camera before you’re allowed to send links on your own channel now or send a picture of your

ID and I don’t really want you to have my ID [ __ ] you YouTube max ammo and the first runs where it’s really slow kind of suck not going to lie yeah I can’t run again because I’m hacking I mean I am hacking I always hack but come on bro

Oh we got inst kill nice a monster kill bro fed got 800 gold how’s that even happen already that boy sus oh H the punp that’s a must yeah what’s y guys’ favorite what’s your what kind of music do you guys listen to I pickle promoting violence in here

Guns oh shoot 240 coins from someone’s Network booster all right I don’t know what that is but that’s oh wait that’s coins not gold it’s like Hypixel XP or whatever yeah you can buy some of that maybe you can buy like cosmetic stuff okay oh no we got the Wolves

Now I not like the wolves what you’re scared of a couple dogs I am I don’t like them they’re too small shut up okay wait can I buy something now can I buy a hotel oh I have enough gold wait is it a strat just to not buy anything like just chill out

Here cuz we all can we can all Camp one of these [ __ ] I mean eventually they they’ll just become so strong and we won’t have enough things to fight them with okay fed on Hotel shoot am I about to die on the third round got rifle yeah Alex buy a rifle

It’s definitely worth it okay and then I don’t remember where shotgun was but shotgun was really nice okay we got Gamers I’m about to die oh baby zombie just wait right click okay easy PR I’m right clicking why the [ __ ] is this not working okay I just shot shot at this little

Trying creep on a big gotam am right clicking ho my wait what what did you just say I said my neck hurts I said my neckers what is I can assume what it sounded like it sound like the N word guys it said it’s just like it I said my neck

Hurts I swear to God bro hold I got to go back on stream hold I’ll protect you I’ll protect you I don’t care if I die I swear to God bro Dam am i g to get canceled at Seven Subs that’s not good oh [ __ ] no hold

I does it sound like it in repeating it not nearly as much but it it still does okay um I’m in hotel oh I got refreshed come on I need to start using my sword sniper why does the hit cool down have to be so long I don’t like

That I don’t want that I do not want that yeah boy pull up game pull up pull up to baby joining stream at uh 12 Subs all right pay Uzi I mean eight Subs eight Subs yeah they be coming any moment I work I work I don’t want a heartbreak no

More free juice world I heard a Discord message what is it oh double gold all right get out of here boy oh wait someone died hold up did they no they said I’m in the waiting room wa then why Dark Side say they’re in the waiting

Room I don’t know I guess he’s just giving a update location or location update shoot four more seconds to double gold don’t see any Gamers I have a feeling my parents are going to be coming down soon to be like mve need is oh oh oh

Oh B should we uh we we could do a little after stream call maybe just not during stream with people oh yeah there as soon as soon as we die’ll add you we’ll add you to call afterwards we we can do a little chilling yeah well IET get ready for

Bed yeah can you guard me while I put on sweat paint so I can sleepy pie uh oh uh there’s a coup dogs okay we we got you we got you gold way oh my there’s like six dogs this is bad hold up I’m just trying to put on pants

Bro oh you got killed killed said your health was still high though so I don’t kind of strange at 2,000 gold I can’t find where you buy the upgrades though okay I got I got shorts on now I don’t want sweatpants yeah I lied I don’t want to wear sweatpants anymore

I got new sheets and now my bed’s looking extra fresh right now it’s about to be a good sleep all right that’s that’s the best thing when it gets cold you you finally switch the cheat up open power station uh which one there multiple

Right uh I I don’t think so I think it’s shoot how do we get there oh right here wait no okay I’m going crazy I don’t see any doors oh right here power station right here oh found it found it wait how did you unlock it before me I was literally

Standing there okay then I’ll buy this stuff now I can have power light work no reaction oh shoot there’s a boss uhoh where a good that ain’t good uh he’s up in the crib I’m shooting him a lot he shooting or hitting him better think kiding does more damage

Okay oh he he does not do much damage though some light work hey dude I have Full Hearts he just hitting him around you little baby shooting okay okay a pro so what last last time we got to like what round 14 I think so okay we definitely need

The can someone with a th oh no one has a thousand I was going to say unlock Gallery because I think you get shotgun there team machine right the Oh shoot what is that I don’t know shoot these guys set you on fire I wish I had 800 that’d be really

Good actual Hitler zombies uh oh okay we’re kind of getting over R Let’s Stay Together Let’s Stay Together you’re right you’re right wait are you still using the original gun bro I I have a rifle too use the rifle use the rifle it’s a lot

Better I do not want to go back to school tomorrow let see after five days of break I don’t care it just gets so boring I don’t really have a boring break I was kind of active most of it you were doing a few more things than I did

Dam 12 we might be we might have not even gotten to 12 last time I think we died on 14 sniper I feel like we’re doing better than we were last time already and max ammo okay where’s the where’s the fire bullets I want to buy those oh I remember these I hate

Them Alex I’m I’m trying to kill these guys okay oh instant kill perfect perfect easy a dude it’ be so sick if they added like machine gun or something there might be a machine gun you’re right okay we’re not at eight Subs so Uzi will not be joining the

Stream okay okay okay okay uh oh I’m about to die out in the main area I okay oh Sho I think I have enough to buy it I got down to one heart two times okay how much is extra Health th gold not enough oh shoot I don’t have

Enough okay I need to get a few more kills please I need a gamer to kill five hearts for 1,000 oh that’s that’s very good it’s for the whole team right I’d assume no I think it’s just for you oh oh oh oh oh okay shoot I’m about to

Die I’m about to die okay I I died in uh the end of hotel next to the the ice machine dudee there’s so many people dude hopefully someone can come over here oh I see faded I got 10 I got nine seconds okay fed is over here but he’s

Got a bunch of guys behind him me and FedEd are oh you’re here too that’s good that’s good that’s good oh I’m about to die I’m about to die okay Alex never mind we got him we got him we got him okay let’s all Alex

Let’s both work our way to the the the heart buying place clst it together teamw work teamwork teamwork lock in okay about to buy this stuff yeah five extra okay okay there’s iron armor somewhere I got to save up to 800 coins though and iron top oh starter from the team machine

What’s the team machine oh no uh oh fly repair this window there’s just ways to like revive everyone for a couple bands these Z or the fire guys I just realized I was hunching over my screen I’m trying to S actuallyy decent posture uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh

Uh oh there are so many guys all of a sudden holy moly can I we need to get the shotgun zombie count goes up oh no Alex I see you I see you okay I’m trying to shoot the guys behind you hold up okay wow I’m surprised four of us up

Here I feel like that might be the I was down to like three hearts I’m about to buy new record 15 just like we hit a new record in stream today on the second stream who would have guess you’d hit a record who would have th who would have

It I don’t have any perks oh wait I do okay oh blazes per that’s cool okay I feel like Flaming Bullets would be very useful I’m out of ammo oh my God the blazes nuts I’m about to die how do you get new ammo left click I’m left clicking nothing’s

Happening hold left click oh my weapon it says my weapon is out of ammo you can refill ammo de I have to purchase something uh where do I buy that does anyone know where I hey four watching watching hey if you oh no oh no this is not if you subscribe and like

The stream we send uh credit card numbers in chat uh guys I have no idea where to buy ammo you don’t buy ammo you just no it says I need to real yes I’m completely out it says oh I see it ammo 288 where you at where you at

Hotel Alex where are you huh where’s the ammo I’m in the I’m in the top no no I was just saying the ammo left on my own gun oh shoot uh dark side or um faded do you have any idea how to do that you’re much more well versed in the

Uh Minecraft oh galleries got unlocked speed is 500 gold you can refill ammo at the place that you purchased the weapon oh office 750 gold all right okay wait how do I extra weapon 1500 gold gun on the shotgun oh I think I need 400 gold to

Refill I need to just buy a new gun is basically what I need to do which is not good because all I have is a pistol Oh wait we’re already connected to these places it just there’s other ways to connect them so it’s not just

All one way I gotta get to 400 so I get a rifle oh get out of here bro I’m getting kind of bored probably not mind if we all died right now I have I assume we’re going to die very soon also I’m once we die I’m gonna get off in the Stream

It’s almost midnight as well maybe if I made a few ban okay um it’s over for me unless this door’s open never mind it’s not about to I need to get oh oh okay I I I refill my gun now but the the iron zombies are pretty

Strong okay Alex I’m trying to mow down the stuff that’s next to you saw half a heart for a second uh oh you got a whole Squad coming down the stairs of here okay I think this is where we die wait out ammo for each

One cuz there a rifle you can’t buy it right here shoot it’s right here there go okay that’s light work max ammo oh dang I bought ammo right before we got Max wait where’s the last guy okay so this means we can like refresh and stuff I don’t know what else I can

Do what get gold for repairing the things oh really okay yeah let’s uh oh I found the last zombie go away bro okay I totally repair the window the zombie is pissing me off hey this is the best bedwar game ever okay I don’t kill that oh never mind we get a

Kill they did say we can kill him murder him light work I want to save up for some perks no last time we died it was cuz uh our our fourth guy left remember oh yeah gamer stick together okay I really want to buy flame bullets I see faded I’m going stick with

It oh we’re all we’re all down in the courtyard this even counts to the Courtyard it’s like a street that Alleyway Courtyard Street type thing makes up all three where’s fire bullet okay it’s over here I can show you once I get enough I’m going to go over there just RS his

Fire uh oh okay if you want fire bullet come over here it’s in a hotel oh no oh no oh no oh no this not good I’m trying to get over to the fire bullet but there’s so many people okay okay fire bullets over here

Okay I’m I’m trying to die so we can just talk to the homies for a few minutes and then head out right I mean we can just drag him in a call right now could I’m just trying to like settle down and get this game done though okay

I here should do a challenge can only like you got to crouch around okay only crouching yeah cuz I gotta go to bed soon guys we can chill in chat for a little bit Alex I’m going drag the person in okay all right go ahead here keep me alive okay welcome to stream

Call they muted they muted but they’re in here right now’ you drag in uh dark side I think in sill all right all right perfect perfect double gold oh why do we got to I want to die I don’t want to play this anymore I think it ends at like round 21

Or something does anybody know when can anybody type when it like without dying when it ends oh 30 30 forever bro boss at 20 okay the boss will be the one to kill us Dark Side by the way you’re I added you to the stream

Call so oh I’m out of ammo that’s not good okay can’t talk can’t talk that’s right let’s chill let’s chill this is an interesting room it’s like a giant Anvil be unfortunate if I have homework and in that case I’d also have 19 minutes to do it guess I should check

Right now hold up I got to do a gym assignment how do you ultimate your rifle there’s an Ultimate machine over here I don’t have enough money to Ultimate I assume it makes it really good or something hello can somebody protect me while I do my gym assignment I’m next to the Ultimate

Machine hold let me what heart rate zone what heart rate zone are you when you bust okay we’re some Illinois homies yeah oh my God my stomach’s hurting okay yeah where you guys from what country and state if you’re from the US I don’t know any states in any

Other count so Oregon drop it I I respectable that’s like pretty far away one of the o one of the coastal States yeah that’s wait no I might be thinking of Washington I’m not sure I I think Oregon’s below Washington yeah right or I think they’re right next to each

Other okay I feel really don’t wasn’t okay hold I’m going to see if I can stay alive while doing my assignment bullets okay okay grade oh Alex we’re old we in the on December 16th uh for like a out of school gym class thing we’re going to a rock climbing

Wall for $25 you want to go thought would’ be kind of fun also normally it’s like $100 I don’t know I’ve been I’ve Rock climbed quite a bit at camp and all you I bet you it wasn’t as lit as a I actually don’t know where we’re going what grade senior year senior

Year D okay I’m about to I’m about to get clapped zombies what is the most important muscle group for creating movement of the human body proba core right yeah I would assume so course okay yeah probably core um weak or muscle oh shoot I’m getting revived okay I got one down then I’m

Gonna shoot [ __ ] and then I’m dude I hope I hope this boss destroys all of us cuz I’m about it oh I’m like literally dead core exercises can lessen your risk of falling probably yes can core strength help prevent back pain probably yes weak or inflexible core muscles can

Impair no dark side why you have to revive me I don’t want to do this anymore please B this round yeah that’s right make you a little sad face in chat go ahead no problem okay I’mma play a little bit what time is it okay I got 15

Minutes 15 minutes for this I’m ready to thr up some more tea tonight I become more British every day of the week disgusting oh a cup of tea ain’t it in it oh okay I’m oh wait I might survive where’s the boss though that’s what I’m oh my

Goodness bro these guys are wiping me clean I would wipe you clean hello homie look at me clean oh no Inferno has spawned that sounds really scary uh oh oh I I see lava dripping from the the ceiling it’s not a good sign oh I see him hopefully he one Taps

Me shoot he’s already easy he just shoots fire come on bro oh um no he’s about to kill me I take that back I killed him no okay well Alex if if you want it we can end stream right now and talk for like 15 minutes

Because I think my playing for half an hour yeah oh Strays now I’m just gonna stay still like give round 20 is good enough for today we both go to sleep hey guys I’m sorry dark side I’m sorry Dark Side INF faded I’m about to you’re dark side if you want to call

Join up yeah you can join the waiting room I’ll add you we talk for like 15 minutes [ __ ] probably gonna die very soon anyway okay that’s that’s good enough I’m G leave Minecraft all right end stream end stream