Ultimate Loyalty: Aphmau’s Dragon Kitten Madness!

The rarest minecraft mob you’ve never seen is on our server meet the adorable dragon kitty no one wants to take me home because they think i’m scary that is until these players decide to adopt but taking care of the rare dragon kitty is one of the most difficult tasks in minecraft can my

Friend tame this fiery beast let’s find out hey hey down here be sure to subscribe or else i’ll fight just kidding you’re too sweet thanks oh this is so exciting guys i guess we could actually be adopted today isn’t that cool oh i’m so excited i know i know i know oh

This is my third time in the box but it’s okay because somebody will adopt me eventually right yeah That’s fine bye have a good home okay all right you know what someone will adopt us soon right right yeah yeah okay we just gotta wait we just gotta wait it looks super cute minecraft steve hi hello oh okay okay bye have a good life

Bye oh i can’t wait i mean yeah this is the third time in the box but someone wants a dragon kitty like me right That’s okay i’ll just uh i’ll just stay here and this will be fine Dragon kitties aren’t scared of water it’s okay it’s okay i’ll just get a thunder run okay i gotta get out of here i’m so scared of lightning the villagers don’t want to take me in what do i do what do i do oh it’s starting to clear up okay you

Know what that’s fine but you know what i’m not so happy about this no one wants to adopt me and you know what it makes me really really really What’s going on out here what is that oh no no no is that a dragon is that a kitty i don’t know it’s a little bit above setting the village on fire oh no all right that’s it get out of the village stop sitting things on fire

Where’s that cat that cat that’s trying to burn me just a human oh my i’m taking all this for myself everything all of this village what is going on here Dude what do you think you’re doing trying to attack this poor defenseless little kitten here wait defenseless you see what’s going on oh you probably did all of this what i mean be honestly and we wouldn’t put it past you if you try to burn down a whole village but

What it wasn’t me uh-huh that’s not a kitten that’s a dragon kitten a kitten is still a kitteny and you should be ashamed of yourself yeah rude okay you know what little one why don’t you just go ahead and come home with us huh get away from the big mean blue guy with

The sword really but i don’t know if i can trust them just yet okay we’re finally away from all that madness i don’t understand why ian was so bent up but we’re trying to attack this little one i know she’s so cute yeah but something about her seems off don’t you think

Maybe a little hmm yeah i don’t know i’ve just been getting this bad vibe off her seat look she bit me i think so i mean yeah she’s definitely angry like trust me i know angry she put you too i think something’s definitely wrong okay so now we gotta think of somebody

Is there anyone we know who knows how to handle cats like this cat’s broken tell me your story little one what’s making your wittle heart hurt yeah i guess that’s so important can’t interrupt this procedure oh that’s so heartbreaking it just me out like what did it i don’t understand This poor kid was never chosen she thinks that it’s because she’s the dragon kid that that no one has ever loved her oh you got really good with your mouth boy we must be nice to this kid that all costs and teach a true love sorry guys i’ll save you from again

Me down put me down not like that oh wait hang on hang on maybe don’t oh this is worse this is far worse okay so now that we know we need to do something for it i think we need to give it a nice little home somewhere we can relax a little bit

Yeah and i just got this little thing all put together all right all right that should work should make a nice cozy little spot around here why don’t we just go ahead and give it some space what do you think okay yeah this is good yup that obviously didn’t work okay

Next plan why don’t we try noise house then oh sure wait what Okay that did not work nope it didn’t work either oh boy that’s still broken except now it’s my house on fire okay new new plan we just make her her own place how about that okay not immediately on fire this is a good sign yeah yeah very good start yeah i’m

Keeping my diagnosis ready looks like she’s just trying to find a nice cozy spot i think this is going to work i think it’s going to work wide open there it is well now that’s taken care of maybe we can start putting some of this out around here

Yeah let me start with my ah wow okay so now that we’ve finally got her a place that she likes maybe the whole reason she was a little aggressive before is that she just needs you know an actual friend to play with that’s true okay so where are we going to find

Another cat play with a dragon kitty Maybe that’ll be just one that happens to be around here somewhere Oh yeah i guess that’d work [Applause] Maybe you need to hold off on the breath a little bit Oh jeez okay your friend’s up in the tree right now friend whoo okay okay your treatment bill uh don’t worry about that for the moment i can help get my friend down what no no no no no no no no uh there are other ways to get the cat down

For the tree uh uh kitty you might want to jump off stewie i can help so i can help another way too let’s see if i do something maybe like this Now’s my chance Wrong cat doofus Okay so maybe we should try another friend it’s okay baby kitties respond okay so cat friend did not work we need to find somebody else this time mm-hmm just the thing i don’t understand why we just don’t get rid of it He’s not gonna let that happen now let’s find you some new playmates who can also set things on fire right this way what could he be talking about all right dragon kitty me Firewolves how did you find these things Guys i don’t know about this what is that [Applause] let’s not instigate the giant fire wolf uh maybe this is a friendship that they’re trying to set each other on fire you know what you guys can handle this i’m gonna go get a nice calm not fire breathing pet

This has been such a hassle oh yeah it’s pretty tiring i’m starting to wonder if we’re even taking care of this kitten right to begin with medical school guys the greatest thing just happened i got i got the coolest pet ever cooler than a dragon cat that’s this old boring thing it’s

A goldfish ah there he is his name is fian for fishian and he’s a goldfish because we both love god does he actually have a blue streak on it yeah and i totally didn’t diet myself or anything that’s that’s totally natural anyway guys this this is the greatest pet ever

And it’s also an amazing story of how we met well i gotta hear this sorry yeah yeah yeah come on come on let me regale you with the tale of how we met it was a talk what’s like this one except it has the storm uh and then we met

Crossroads and there was a little person there who asked me if i would like to buy a frumple now Wow my best friend is god oh boy she have seen that coming you yeah kenny ate my friend [Applause] oh well look on the bright side he’ll probably get torched himself soon kitty there you are you little little Meow wait a minute did you steal all of these wait you like stealing i like stealing other people’s treasures maybe you’re not so bad after all Maybe maybe we could steal together guys i changed my mind the kitty dragon could stay it’s the dark of night and now me and my best friend a dragon kitty i gotta go steal from people’s houses perfect let’s hit up james first oh oh i gotta i gotta put Take all the gold he has what ian what are you doing in here i am not ian i am the night zombie you didn’t bad i know it’s you yeah next uh We have definitely got to take the cake and the tv Noise house this has been great stealing now make sure oh very nice make sure you get all the gold and make sure you get them for me i’m gonna mess up his dang crops pierce i’m a doctor and not a lawyer no you’re getting robbed yeah that’s okay just make sure to put

Back down Yeah i was wondering if it’s getting warm in here but it doesn’t hurt all right back to our house where we can share all the treasures yeah yeah yeah you know what you know what we we should really gather all the stuff in my house so

Um no wait wait wait oh okay give me the part of my treasure now all the treasure can go to my house need ever elusive masked zombie of the night the ultimate thief Wait a wait a minute wait a minute what are you doing hi timmy you said you’re going to share now you’re happy hang on i i can’t see you out of the zombie mask what’s happening wait a minute what are you doing to my house how dare you take my house no wonder

Likes you kidding you you explode everything take everything for yourself and don’t share the diamonds and gold we stole from everyone wait what was that last part he just said yeah quiet i’m trying i’m trying to teach a kitty a lesson you don’t care about anyone but yourself

And i bet if we were in danger you’d never save us but that’s okay and i will prove it because i have a new pet one that will stop even you care about no one but herself no one did they get along so well i guess he found a second goldfish but i

Like all of them and they’re super nice this is much better than a goldfish and much better than a titty or dragon it it’s a chicken chicken [Applause] and it’s it’s a lot bigger than i thought but you know what it’s fine it’s fine because ian what have you done the best

Pet owner on the [Applause] chicken server to me your master everybody run i have to save my friends why didn’t you blow me up you’re supposed to listen to me your master hey have you never owned a head before it’s mutual understanding well you know

It’s my first day give me a give me a break none of this would have happened if you had just left that dragon kitty alone oh none of this would have happened if i had left just left that dragon kitty alone oh yeah and their chicken stop blowing up our house

Well you’re grounded wait what she got it oh come on i just wanted to hey save the server i just wanted i just wanted the coolest pet on the server oh you are such a wonderful little somewhat fiery somewhat destructive adorable fine i just wanted to get you in water let’s go

There we go she’s considerate