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Free crack okay all I want for Christmas hit bro’s feeling the the Christmas spirit oh God are are we live are we live yeah we are we live we live no we died idiot stupid we’re dead right now [ __ ] dumbass wait am I allowed to swear yes he [ __ ] around the Christmas tree have can you not sorry I just wanted toon you

Okay it’s only funny when I do it uh it’s vulgar oh they’re rushing left wow they these guys these guys really like uh pushing the envelope the envelope if you will the en envelope the envel Lama llama llama hi friends wow this is the last place I want to

Be Get Wrecked get hecked the halls with bows of H walking around the Christmas tree who’s Brenda Lee did they write it or did they sing it Probably hly losing doesn’t hurt nearly as much when you’re listening to Christmas music what doesn’t listen shut up wait what what did you say hi fum uh losing doesn’t hurt nearly as much when uh when you’re listening to Christmas music oh let me change the song oh

What you need to feel pain want it to hurt I’m playing everywhere at the end of time now oh my Gosh wait where was I earlier what am I doing oh my God they’re all on you heck heck man I forgot how sweaty this game was oh oh he got [ __ ] ganged dude you’re like hey hey it’s okay it’s it’s because we started stream and now that we like

We it’s just a warm up round it’s just a warm up round it’s just a I’m warm I’m actually not I think I think I have did you set a game spider uh I didn’t get like an option to I don’t think in in YouTube you can like

In the YouTube Studio settings oh uh cuz that’ll that’ll get you way better visibility how do I stop it stop stop it you’re fine I mean sorry fine uh uh analytics uh uh channel it’s in it’s in YouTube studio and then live you you’ll have like a

Live dashboard and you can set the game you’re playing Toby Fox chill why isn’t it playing oh I muted it start after this game oh sh I need hey you I need to remember that I can’t take a 2v one I’m I I’m not I’m this game makes you want to get

Drunk [ __ ] okay don’t say that I’m sorry it’s it’s like a reflex the [ __ ] Reflex okay uh uh uh uh uh okay um um um um okay manage videos no it’s live it’s live dashboard live dasboard YouTube top right YouTube studio is it oh not that This song is called BB it’s by Vince C Kaian what the boy what the hell boy what the guys I don’t think we’re sweating enough to play this game no we can no you have no idea what just happened dude I got me and timy just got like I felt like a gang but it was one dude critting us on every

Hit like yeah you’re get you’re getting the I I don’t think you understand that like I I like did like three People’s Health worth of damage oh wait I did get ganged I didn’t even realize it that’s funny I don’t think you understand I I hit one crossbow shot and hit one melee

Shot that oh you did it changing songs let’s go um it says I’m playing Minecraft now okay I didn’t do [ __ ] oh well it says you’re playing Minecraft maybe it figured it out cuz you put Minecraft in the title but yeah when you when you do that

People can go to Minecraft and then the live tab on YouTube and that’s actually Why YouTube is better than twitch now wow now that you know stream say is not an issue I’m going to start popping off just got a kill just got a kills nope got a kill and that’s it

That’s that oh guys I almost aced uh yeah if I had only got three more kills same I I also almost now I’m just CU I I don’t I I my YouTube’s like weird I don’t see the studio option hi I’m going to change the

Song a lot you’re okay with that I am okay with that who in a minute it’s where it goes I was describing the song and then you started singing it I love pipes Ian Ian pick pick Multi Shot pick multishot okay I actually didn’t I was I didn’t

Register the words but I clicked wherever you were on multishot is very powerful Okay you think this song is copyrighted uh probably that’s don’t even worry about it I’m not great for the Creator but it makes me upset no they’re screwed ohwhere don’t worry I killed the TT dude there’s another one dude what are you doing what are you doing they’re just running

Around no Rocking around the Christmas tree goodbye do you like the Christmas happy holiday hold on walking around the Christmas tree YouTube Studio sorry we’re listening to this again walking around Christmas tree her hair is so80s how does how is your forehead so big how is your forehead so big no look

At the icon look at the look at the album art it’s like she it’s like her wig is is created to make her forehead Oh my God I’m so low oh I’m down that’s a saxophone out [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] my ass get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] get the freak out of here get the freak out of Here They’re all going right what the heck bruh don’t mind me I’ll take your or oh or [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh they’re here oh my goodness oh they’re 0.5 they’re literally half a heart 1.5 crossbow loaded good [ __ ] not not anymore no oh my goodness why this song

Again why would Spotify do this to me I don’t care [Applause] Four 4 Four all right guys here’s the plan we’re going to go like who and then and then we’re g to SW we no we’re going to SW what we’re going to SW I’m s I’m I’m sing oh oh oh my swwa failed they crossbed me that was

Unexpected no no no no no I said no no swap no I mean yes swap but none of that none of whatever the hell they did Want Christmas stream content copyrighted happy New [Applause] Year [ __ ] they did this SW spider’s got you see us he’s Out oh that wasn’t enough dang it at the very least they’re very low now okay I sniped you with a potion highum it was kind of hot honestly I enjoyed getting my juices all over you oh thank you you’re very welcome do we have any viewers yet we

Have two I’m one of them I’m the other one not watching your stream I think it’s dumb hey friend I’m actually what what what stay back what stay back he’s got it behind you oh never mind they’re really bad at parkour oh never mind they okay everyone everything’s gone wrong

Your party is not ready to one I recued your mom last night our our teammate might clutch this I’ll clutch your teammate or lime could lose did they lose that could be a sex joke oh dude our teammate’s totally going to clutch this I think Christmas did we win anyway wait blue

Did blue Last Christmas I think we’ll never know we will never know Christmas I you guys this map is actually ridiculous this map is actually in this map in this map you get no Bow here to save from tears we’re singing [ __ ] Off oh wait we should clip that it was so funny oh I’m in the lava ah I see their play now wow I’m my headed now I breath I can’t I Hae it all wait what what the hell dude our teammate’s not unless unless unless unless bro bro is [ __ ] bro has

No way oh he jumped into the lava really did he I didn’t see that oh was doing so good dude this map is straight ass I hate it doing so good no reaction wait oh wait no wait my mic’s St muted you’re just not responding wait am I muted no I’m not

[ __ ] you spider say you’re not I said you’re doing so good and you didn’t hear I actually didn’t hear that yeah it’s because you were busy doing your stream voice your stupid stream voice hey what’s going on guys I’m M player hello everybody this my name is m player welcome back to another

Five nights in Fr video today we’re going to be desing all over the the a ski my Friend ski my friend get it because like he says Sim my friend he says SK he says sry my friend at the end when he’s about to kill mik with no is pretty and then like all all the all the crying children turn around and then they kill him but

He’s actually in the springtrap suit so he might come back in a sequel I always come I always come back I always come what’s your guys favorite animatronic from five Freddy’s hippo uh I like Toy chica oh my God I like Toy I like I mean I like Foxy for the same reasons

Confusion ever day what the freak gosh they Stupid Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart in the very next day you gave it away holy [ __ ] we need to we should we should get a ping pong table and then listen to this at full volume as while we play ping pong yeah we can do it at your apartment

Complex I’ll bring my speaker okay I can and kick both of your asses at ping pong both of them no you got training in ping pong it would be less fun oh you’re excluded bye you know my my uh my my friend uh he he got a a ping for Christmas and so

They invited me to come over and so I played and I beat everybody you beat everybody I beat everybody all of them yes uh we were talking about Cincinnati and Sophie was like Cincinnati is so boring there’s nothing to do there and I was like you realize we’re like planning

A whole agenda of like what to do while we’re visiting and there’s like a ton of stuff there right and she was like what and one of her parents was like yeah they have roller coasters Cincinnati’s the greatest play there’s nothing to do in Cincinnati she’s right it’s in Ohio it’s basically

Just a bunch of green fields and houses exactly look I I would not I would not argue if you ended up moving to Cincinnati in the slightest but also what if we lived under a rock okay but like what if we lived on a SPO no watching the stream would get

That joke you need to use humor that makes sense no that’s tingle Around the Clock mixing a mingle and a jingle no I don’t say that word that’s that word’s gross I hate that wording Yeah jingle bell time honestly honestly usually sucks but on this map I think he going to be really good yeah honestly honestly honestly jingle bell rock usually sucks but it’s going to be S TI on this map what if Jingle Bell Rock is the new

Is the new meta what if it’s the new meta wait I didn’t pick a kit I just ended up with this jingle Up nope did you get them uh damn you I wish they would die they died I don’t like them very much goodbye forever wait you’re alive hi I don’t like you did I hit them no nope skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip

Pause like songs you want to listen to What a Fool Believes I can’t listen to anything come on yellow maybe you should learn to get angles maybe you should have taken geometry in high school stupid Maybe maybe should be better at math Dude they’re on the opposite side of the map for some stop why to Creed say why aren’t you saying I don’t know this song [ __ ] You hey wait until after the stream wait get at least buy din where’s the song much Space Oh my God they did the stupid thing where they levitate up onto the ceiling yeah get in the lava it’s not cool no [ __ ] off easy congratulations you made it up four blocks and lost freaking easy it’s because we’re listening to much wo space not you me and

Hy we need to go to every single that we’re in and first we will go to the Terraria Discord we are all moderators there so it’s unlikely they would punish us hey guys come join Q spider stream where we sing Christmas I have an ALT account I’ve

Named Avery that I’ve managed to the admin ranks is you ask for modb which puts you at the top of the user list and then after you’re done streaming you resign it’s funny how we could all still be mods on Terra cord if we just didn’t

Step down but we all stepped down yep well I we could probably all ask for it back I just don’t want to yeah I I I think I think once you’re in they don’t care about giving it back to you if you’re active yeah I was like hey can I apply

For mod again and they were like okay you’re a mod now oh God we’re listening to this song not by not by choice but by happen stance Frick okay now we’re not listening to that song we’re listening to Hot Chocolate I have never played this map I don’t

Think we should start aella honestly I’m just saying when I stream on T I get on average at least one new viewer person like the entire I mean you could stream on Twitch instead if you want to uh twitch will be worse nobody goes to YouTube like I’m

Gonna watch I’m gonna go check out the random streams I mean like you got a point but also I don’t like that I would rather you be wrong we I’m behind you I’m going to suck some wlip poops you’re no you’re not you’re not going to do that no wli pops for

You I need my sensitivity higher I hate this I’m not oh I was the only one alive I would have played Differently this stream is just turned into [ __ ] shitty Ella 10 out of 10 but shitty we did it that worked oh are we done yeah we did it we killed wow what Chums what Chumps am I right guys I did the what a of CHS am I right

Guys what a bunch of Chumps am I right I mean sper showed up half a second later am right guys what a bunch of CHS what a bunch of Chumps the song at all yeah it is baller baller baller where’s sin I’m pinging sin he’s playing Geometry Dash oh

Ian oh my God it’s J We’re streaming by the way we’re streaming heads up yeah we’re streaming we’re streaming YouTube uh hey hey hey you should Minecraft What hello oh I broke sorry what hi oh oh yeah your mic your mic is silent no Jake me and H mik by doing that do what you broke me and Hun’s mic oh wait my mic’s broken too no probably not oh it is I just joined no I I mov

BR I did not realize it would caused so many issues I’m ass I’m ass I’m ass dude I’m ass hello ass I’m dad that’s tragic oh dude I hate I I got him into a crazy combo and then bro just like started rechecking or something except not really commented

Apples God damn it you know I I I I like saw like the third viewer I was like oh I got I got to play it cool you know like yeah oh high third but it’s just CX dude I I was about to I was you you

Should man who’s that guy that sounds like a pretty lame person no sounds really sexy come here boy heyan you know what we should play that was crazy oh yeah Jake uh you might not have heard CU I think you were looking for your headphones we’re streaming to

YouTube right now oh sick no slurs yeah no slurs oh you know me yes and that’s why I’m saying no no Ian your your mic is still failing you should definitely not watch my video hello W so what are you guys streaming to YouTube Minecraft oh sick W

Wobble the G Boos Ved what was the version for battle battle box 194 okay so is it so is it Ian that’s streaming or who’s streaming spider spider q no it’s c spider apparently Z spider oh Zeno spider like the xenom more I’m about to [ __ ] I’m about to [ __ ] come on

Someone Jesus [ __ ] Christ what me me me me you look at my screen share really quickly hold on I’m looking for a song hello there oh I’m busy [ __ ] off I wish you make me want to drink you’ve been here for three seconds I’ll drink to that I don’t have any

Alcohol I poured it all down the sink after I got a hangover that actually happened I did do that you did indeed do that dude hangovers hangover that hangover almost [ __ ] my entire future actually inv in in hold on I’m trying to stop the que you guys slow

Down laugh not funny am I still am I muted am I yeah you’re muted no you’re firan what if if if we’re gonna have you on this team you need to join the stream I’m the partyer it’s my birthday part I’m my birth I’m the party leader guys every

Previous game I got zero to one kills this game I got three kills and I topped the team that’s so hot oh my god oh wait you can have two I love it whens quad crossbow quad cross quad cross quad quad quad guys come on guys come on guys come on guys crossbow

Crossbow happy juice happy juice happy juice happy juice the real I do have to admit the real world looks so weird virtually what are you chronically online I got the new I I got me I got Zuckerberg I got Z oh did you get the

Quest three yeah I did that’s what I was showing no we need to play we need to play Beat saber oh wait why is that because it’s fun okay right now uh if we start playing right now we would have to abanded spider a history

That sounds like a good idea to me it’s so it’s so neat being able to use like your hands as a controller I don’t like how the world is warping around your hands right now he’s going sicko mode to becoming Doctor Strange oh God Doctor Strange he to wipe

Off half the universe holy so weird snaps fingers wipes out half the universe oh yes that’s what dror strange did obviously hello hello hello is I Ian hello I’m IP hello hello hello hello God so how’ you almost ruin your life with your hangover Okay so I got

Written up for going negative on upt and that’s a long story basically it goes first written and then final written and then I get fired if I get a final written I can’t get converted to uh blue badge and if I don’t get converted to Blue badge which is fulltime I don’t get

College tuition so when I got a hangover I had like I I had to do literally okay so I learned that I can take my lunch break and apply it to any part of my day if I skip my lunch and and time off you

Earn during a day to the day can be applied to the day you earned it so I by all means should have gone negative but I wound up being fine but it was like that was like a high functioning alcoholic that was the most stressful day of my

Life no capat that day sucked what about child the day you were born that must have been stressful what about the day you maybe for my mom because I wait maybe that’s not a story for twitch [ __ ] you [ __ ] you and webs okay I’m sorry I had to get that out

Here oh [ __ ] it’s okay it’s okay got we did guys it’s garbage to day I’m skipping that cuz I don’t like that sound you know what game that I got that oh that I’m excited for are you not watching my music stream I am now let me

This is called Whispers by Anton guo Prolo join thean join the [ __ ] off join the suck my dick join the on a Tuesday Jo with sin wait no wait sin still a minor not with sin avoiding sin at all costs wait wait are you no no I’m not it’s not his

Birthday going to delete yeah yeah yeah yeah it is it’s been birth minut he’s three no it’s minutes no he’s three happy birthday no no no no no no no no no no birthday S I want to [ __ ] you s I wanna suck you I wanna I want to do all sorts

Of stuff with you [ __ ] theck up Jesus Christ oh GE do you see the world warp when I just go into my keyboard I’ll go into your I’ll come in your keyboard [ __ ] that how does how does my stream look it looks scrumptious oh that’s good one wrong move one wrong move and

You’re in the lava one wrong move and any of you are in the lava any of you any of you I got the good guy what the heck yeah have you heard of uh have you heard of have I heard of what breachers VR okay okay okay okay okay so basically I

Don’t actually play any VR games I just play deat saer Same a little bit like me and high are like I think top are we top 7K yet yeah yeah holy [ __ ] last time I saw wait really yeah remember what the heck wait I did that yes

So I might not be top 7K yet but if I’m not it’s cuz I haven’t said all the play you were you were you were there one more person one more person oh there what the [ __ ] I say uh breachers VR because it’s like Rainbow Six Siege but

IRL godam I’ve never played Rainbow Six Siege so I don’t I God I’m trying not to so I care a little bit this is actually stupid all right he’s he’s done Sol all no that’s using bugs I think a question mark nice I was going to say hi if you

Just had to run down the clock so he could have just stood there and stared at him no I won I won he won I won but yeah that person’s probably going to get like you will get banned for doing that eventually you know what you’ll get and

Also they’ll patch it so you can’t go up there decency oh my god oh oh my god wow there why did the music pause oh it wanted to hold on oh SP it’s just you verus three people the last one left complete here’s the song that sin Knows

By heart I feel like when they hit me I take tons of oh you know what we’re probably not W tapping enough no wait it’s not W tapping it’s it’s uh no it’s um you have to hold Sprint straight into them to avoid taking knockback oh yeah we learned this

Recently we we naturally want to W tap that’s actually bad to avoid knockback I forgot that so actually so it’s not no spider be tested in bedwars and that’s like you know how people will like so youv uh you do depending but the the thing is it’s it’s not W tapping that is

Is good if you don’t W tap and you just Sprint straight into your enemy you they will do less than a block of knockback skip skip we’re not listening to B again an actual map bro hold on let’s go it’s DJ time well you’re here with your

Djx Jo is this AI is that an AI yeah it’s [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] uh dude it cut 30 minutes into the song what the [ __ ] Ian Ian healer I’m busy he is in fact busy and I am piloting a jet I we will listen to this song this

Song is very good all right I I I’ll someone else I follow you follow I’m I’m bumping Up the Volume a bit so I can hear it toer I’m also going to the Watchtower all right I guess I’m going are we all going toer wow that’s ping

Pong wow this headset actually works so much better than my it is actually insane I was on the original Rift what yeah um he has four Health better nice this is the part where it [Applause] goes and that’s the part where Spotify skips because I’m streaming the audio

Even though it never ever does that any other time What kind of missiles do I want the missile is epy and de to Sleepy [ __ ] hell the amount of orbs they’re all mid that’s pretty mid oh I’m [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I missed where was everyone oh you were all in the corner that I ran away from I thought no one

Was oh my gosh [ __ ] uh Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake do you have side quest wait does BM Jake can you you need to figure out if B wait do you have beat saber yeah okay uh have you can you figure out if bmbf supports

Quest 3 never mind I’m dead no idea what that is B BM F Quest yeah it should if only I got killed only he was mid is that what he asked for where the [ __ ] is I got I got kills hey okay B bmbf GitHub this song is so distracting yeah I know I’m flying a jet and I might crash they’re trying to fill oh my God what the [ __ ] happened God

Damn it help almost dead nice I just double pump that’s what you get for trying to fill I like the part where the piano goes purple purple no more points purple purple no more points purple oh wait purple the good guyp no more points purple wait hey let’s Go way TI let’s go wow it’s the AI it’s the Z Sonic song guys oh [ __ ] me no I fell hold on wait just second I love your singing you should sing to me while I go to sleep I would do that Buton doesn’t let you worry l I’m thirsty again this is me when I’m thirsty me you’re not you when you’re thirsty eat a Snickers dies of dehydration [ __ ] me when I make take a VTO and make it not V do you have do you have VR chat uh I do I’ve just never wild multiplayer uh flight Sim this is multiplayer as well would you be down to do the really

Stupid fight Sim with them uh me yeah yeah okay we should do does it have does it have is it the whole thing about having no the whole thing is about killing other people oh yeah that’s what this is and I just died wa just think about all the furry

Skins you can use in uh in VR chat I do not want to why nice it’s great you could be like a fend booy fox come on man I know I know you’re into that that’s your reality no hey I into that I’ve known you since high school wait what I’ve known you

Since high school I’m sorry H that just kind of took me off guard like what the [ __ ] H says surprising things sometimes I mean think about it last time we played VR chat what avatars do I use I know wa like I used which wa hold on I just I

Did okay I didn’t mean to incriminate myself by saying that I would like to add Okay that didn’t work get a Bilbo bagin in chat can we get a uh wow Ian’s [ __ ] in chat W can we get one of my engines didn’t start and now I am going well up right here yes sin I’m alive what not for long help help help behind me behind

Behind you guys please help help help H wait s’s alive I thought it was just oh so’s here I’m fine only weak people call for help don’t help oh [ __ ] I’m in a I’ll have more respect for you shut the [ __ ] up this is me when I’m inall

Warning I want to r a mod for NE for I ne Forge seems Cool how do I take up my Landing got him what the hell what the [ __ ] is going what the [ __ ] is going on you see this boat yes laughs an inant yeah this is this song is by Mima SOI your what my my my Shima SOI are you trying to flirt with me

Yes yes kiss me kiss me now stab stab stab stab stab I’m such a g that it tells me I’m over it it over G it’s not gay if you’re kissing the homies good night exactly that’s what that’s what that’s what they say that’s what thek oh my

God who are you the guy who your pants Buckle Your Pants buckle your pants fall Down you’re the is he actually why did that why did that actually go along with the stream Ian please explain oh your the stream is delayed for you so for me it was like an entire beat off no yeah for for me it was perfect it was so

Weird spider you’re singing was the same ke and the same speed and the same timing as the song that me and Ian are listening to right now for me I’m built different vodka vodka oh wait [ __ ] I don’t I don’t have M weapon [ __ ] I not think about this

Sunrise by Mount fuj the pickax by Mount fugitive I get it Fujii ball it’s okay s him behind you go go go go go do the things do the things do the things do the things do the things do the things do you’re really boring what how did I get oh my gosh I put down healing on us and at the

Same time the orb of farming went and killed it was so sad Freaking heck darn out of here hecking dang it wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub what the [ __ ] isy oh this is not going to be a good Landing this is not going to be a good I hope you guys have

Your I had it in my mouth while I was trying to PVP and every time I breathed in or out really hard it sque got one oh [ __ ] brace for landing oh sh oh this is by this is I’m fine by hentai Desu oh God my go it is actually the

Band is actually named hentai Desu honestly it’s a Vibe yeah I know I’ve listened to it before [ __ ] you I might have accidentally pulled the ejection thing when I was upside down and injected right into I inject my brother into outer space by accident change the world my final

Message your life was going to be this way broke [Applause] the no [ __ ] they have very little Health you know my favorite part about this game is that there is custom we won we won guys we won no you not I Got do you guys ever play umel anymore I KN you guys used to play that we do you know Hypixel nowadays is really lame not fun at all no Hypixel nowadays is great I hate I want to I dude I want to play bedwars so badly but no one ever

Wants to play [ __ ] bedwars other than H and me and H start playing [ __ ] bedwars forever we’ve gotten I’ve Gotten Good at the game it’s it’s fun now right yeah yeah I’m totally not just saying that so you’ll play my favorite moment was that one

Time where I took out one bed and it was doubles and you went and took out every other bed before I got to the next one like I wasn’t even slow I did it really quickly and you were 10 times faster I am not that fast anymore like

Every 15 seconds you just like I got another one I got another one let’s go I I remember God mouth I remember the times where we had philosophical talks while filling other people they very fun last time you went too slowly so and I ran out and killed

Myself go faster this time oh I got gangbang oh I should be bo uh one the astronaut is literally one tap with a crossbow thank you let’s go yeah we spider we almost got both of them they were really can’t see me you don’t know where I am oh

[ __ ] here’s one tap with the cross next DJ oh [ __ ] I just got ready for DJ speaking Ian I’d be down but you’re not in the Stream So This is sh It Up from Disney Channel hey scooting through the clock tower let’s go oh wait scooting through clock

Towers Beneath the Sea I think it was got one Woo oh they’re done they’re dead we won yeah blue team is team three wait but they but but we’re tied with them what the heck blue team’s been winning they’ve been winning as a team of three well we are a good team of four so we’re going to Win [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God I need to okay good luck Jesus Christ they really good I tried to I I died there is no heals that sucks have you tried not they’re really good yeah damn it I tried helping they’re actually insane 3.5 a yeah they actually were really

Good g yep if I if I not get in instantly Rampage there at the begin oh I want to play something else with you guys but there’s nothing we all play of Thieves I don’t play that but but see of Thieves is so slow paced I’m going to

Are you supposed to be in bed for stream would suck aren’t you supposed to be in bed shut the [ __ ] up I’m going to play some high uh I I moved out of my mom’s house three years ago you don’t get to do this I was I moved out of my mom’s

House two years ago remember when we secretly went to Silverwood and didn’t tell her yeah that was quite fun actually yeah I you guys like showed up in a van in front of my house I was like I’m leaving and then I just got in the van we went

Over why dude I went we went to a them we were supposed to go to a theme park with my mom and then my mom [ __ ] lost it and my like tons of drama basically right before I moved out you were there for it and like I was yeah and then like

I I we I like said that I didn’t want to go to ZW for my birthday anymore I don’t remember how I spun it and then like secretly I went anyways with them did you go with Nathan as well yeah what yeah Nathan drove the

Van I no I think did I drive I think I drove oh wait you drove you drove yeah I drove yeah that was you that was [ __ ] pagers okay we should do that again I’m just going to show up at your uh apartment your apartment yeah and uh just kidnap you bet

[ __ ] sorry I’m better at Bow than you just going to take so I can’t agree oh dang spider I’m going to be you on the server I swear to [ __ ] God wait wait I you’re like a [ __ ] it way what you’re from these nuts oh wow are

You just going to take that you’re just G to take these nuts in your mouth in your mouth [ __ ] out here oh wow oh my god oh did you did you see me get shredded sin yeah I got shredded as well I’m Shing this is Su

Yomi by Lena R um they’re both one of is very low Health the other one has a little bit I actually didn’t realize SP two nice let’s go no I did know this was L rain at one point lenar rain Lena Lena uh people pronounce it differently I don’t know which one

I think it’s Lena oh probably Lena I’ve always just refer to as Lena rain s when he says I’ve always just are you guys talking about Del are you guys talking about Atlanta Georgia I didn’t I don’t know if you guys are talking about this but are you guys talking about Dallas

Montana with the sounds of thunder what help ah dang it oh Dudu [ __ ] us last time like they they helped gang bang us they they like shoved it like N9 in [ __ ] yo first time let’s go they were balls deep in our [ __ ] win dude badge achieve battle box expert five let’s no

You’re five I’m five let’s go happy birthday happy birthday highum happy birthday High fume oh my God what I know uh I know the kind of of content Ian likes including all the uh I I almost said something unspeakable including all the tiered achievements there’s only two uh I have

All of them except for two which is get a 12 kill uh battle box game and uh get I want you to kill me and get round dang okay okay okay the Spotify DJ normally [ __ ] sucks but it has actually chosen good songs this time yes

I don’t like any I find it really funny that the DJ is basically just like a smart Shuffle or like songs for you playlist but they were like it’s AI that gave it a voice no no no they actually smart fade songs and stuff it’s weird so

The fade out like it’s not the normal Spotify Fade Out it’s like it’s cutting into songs at different points the first song faded in at the 30 second Mark what the heck yeah that’s like a worse experience no no no no no it Blends the songs together like like if it has a

Long intro it will cut into the intro but if the song has actual content in the intro it won’t cut It it’s it’s wild like there there is actual like I I think there’s probably machine learning to it I’m not too sure lore shoot there’s a wall here is oh my gosh GG that guy was just completely distracted of me I don’t think he even noticed you guys

Yep I’m very good at just distracting people I can talk for for a long time I know smile it’s okay we still love you s doing a filibuster on the enemy it’s it’s going to be weird not be a minor honest guys can you imagine what it’ll

Be like when his birthday happens God could you [ __ ] imagine I cannot I can also not [ __ ] you can’t though what you can’t not I cannot get potion on I you you took Dam dead took no damage I no damage yes good job I love how every time you throw a

Healing potion at me I start just not getting hit anymore we are the same person it’s because I know it’s because you know I know when you’re about to kick in gamer Instincts I I I lost a heart and a half I dude I saw you take damage D twice there was no way for me to know good teamor that one t goodbye there’s one more guy on top I hit him everything’s going to be okay this is from prey me to the person

Who’s not totally going to be okay got him [ __ ] there’s bamboo in the corner second place personal let’s go first second place let’s Go also one thing that I do kind of disagree with is that the DJ they don’t they don’t let you see a Quee it just said the DJ doesn’t have a queue your DJ pitch Peaks each song for you in the moment so you don’t never know what’s coming next that’s probably inaccurate Wowowow it might not I mean they might just like depending on how long you listen to it hey guys guess what I’m almost level 30 s coyotes I mean let’s say you’re writing an algorithm to pick music I I generally that algorithm is probably going to be pretty expensive to run

Because of how many [ __ ] songs there are and how many genres and everything so if you’re going to run it and you’re going to want to generate songs that work well together you’re going to want to generate more than one song at once nope because if it uses machine learning

It it might be more efficient for them to have it run every time you it starts a new song to avoid creating a queue of 20 songs when you listen to five yeah I mean if that’s if it’s using machine learning yes also what is machine learning learning doing specifically is

It just learning if like you skip a song or something like that it’s machine learning learning how to keep people listening yeah machine learning is literally just telling a computer to Brute Force learning how to do something by trying it over and over again I’m

Saying as DJ as a DJ if it’s just constantly plays new songs and stuff like that like what the [ __ ] is it learning it’s just playing songs it doesn’t know how it’s learning based off of whether you skip or not okay I was just asking that you’re like no I like

What the fu and how long you listen to it hey have you heard back one day it’s back one day what oh this is It’s the fat rat but it’s their song has uh lyrics uh Xeno Genesis I’ll be back uh my my hunk of metal is done

Cooking oh yeah Ian’s a robot I forgot to tell you guys no I’m uh seizing my cast iron [ __ ] be back yeah the eat he likes eating cast Iron oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks oh my leg so badly sh I messed up no slow down I’m dead there’s four people person me and I can I even survive a hit I could even survive one hit this map dude yeah I think I think a lot of the

Appeal is the bow because you actually have to be decent at the bow yeah and also I don’t really like the knockback aspect like I feel like it would be interesting if like there was one kit that was was knock back and all the other ones were not Yeah I don’t like that there’s lava pools everywhere having it in the center is fine but having it literally everywhere is just lame this this map is just it’s just like a meme that’s what it feels like it feels like a meme M and it’s a funny me right like it’s funny

Right but like after wait guys I know the Strat just stay in your base they can’t snipe you they can’t hit you in lava if you stay in your base I can and I will wait that’s X Apple [ __ ] oh I hate this guy guys we have to win this round it

Worked dude xle’s crazy good too hello it worked Ian I used you I used you as a duby and they got confused and they hit you once and I live and I killed everyone it was so great I I stayed in spawn with you and you

Lived they actually two of them came to attack us and somehow we both Lived [ __ ] Oh my Strat being an annoying piece of [ __ ] the entire round that’s a strat always yeah I kept on running them around while you guys can focus on like the rest them one by one I just stay back in our spawn to avoid dying and it works really well and I get

Kills we didn’t win because everyone’s strategy revolves around knocking other people into fire or into lava and you just can’t do that if they stay in spawn also though we can hit them into lava if they go to our spawn it’s like actually the Strat W four second places works

Best we destroyed X Apple let’s go why are there many second places dude the other day when I was playing battle block until 7 a.m. XA said my skin was a six out of 10 wow that’s actually lame we’re gonna go on a hunt to destroy them over and

Over again now and that’s why I said in chat give my skin a second chance [Applause] you have a quest you need to redeem you have a quest this is like songs I’ve been listening to lately hold on sorry I was eating chip leave me alone look this artist is good but this

Is not the vibe okay we will not skip This this also is not the vibe but it is a very good song what is this song it is a high score [Applause] by I remember when I was going to go to bed and then I was like shouldn’t you be in bed and I was like [ __ ] off hey Ian

Shouldn’t you be in bed [ __ ] off hey Ian shouldn’t you be in bed [ __ ] off I remember I remember when you launched Kingdom 2 crowns and I was like are we play and you said of course not we’re playing battle box and then we played

Battle BL he end do that lot oh yeah also sin I I finally beat Hexagon Force and I got 80% in electrodynamics I thought you beat hexon Force congratulations and also 80% um I think I remember that is it’s it’s it’s around it’s past the really difficult flying

Part yeah so it’s basically free from here I just need to like not fail you know where the freak they’re trying they’re trying to jump me flanking flanking you whoever’s up there flanking you yep I really just said they’re trying to flank me all right good luck I did a lot of Damage um they they have two three I think the reason then when I the when the when The I think I think I oh thank You oh [ __ ] they’re try get harming oh my God Lau Low a I got two of them behind you they’re not bad Yeahs four heal 4.5 oh. five sin they’re calling you out for hacking he is hacking now let’s be honest guys can we be honest For I remember when I used to get hacked oh yeah dude I remember I remember when getting it’s because I just would rush Bas and I would win who left the stream who did it oh my God it’s playing oh my God because we pisted that godam oh God

[ __ ] s is playing the calling calling is a good song I’m bad I know it’s a good song here you give me a sign I remember you got pissed off at me singing Give Me A Sign seeing what Give Me A Sign constantly oh I don’t remember that at

All it was in John the level with that song like when I place a checkpoint it would just go give me a sign and then I just kept on dying immediately after so I just kept on saying Give Me A Sign [ __ ] Give Me A Sign [ __ ] Give Me A Sign

And you got so pissed off was UN ironically pissed off or ironically pissed off you shot stop was I was I tired or angry something else I don’t know it was it was a very it was just like there was a lot of people inside the VC and I was

Just singing that constantly I was I was doing for like 10 minutes straight so oh oh you know what you know what I’m you deserve that yeah yeah 10 minutes straight you deserve it that is such a you thing to do too all right I’m going to I’m going to go

Guys you have a good one we will we will play uh wait wait where are you going to bed my headset’s about dead because I don’t have a USBC Port it drains okay have a good night dude problem hey Ian message me anytime you know you know the number I

Do hey Ian hey you what make AA no yes but no you told me no first I I thought you g answer with another thing so what did you think I was going to answer with oh wait I want MTI M here we go what wow no I wasn’t GNA say That juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice app juice okay this might sound really like 201 Listen song my shitty ass Beats headphones that part of the song gave me actual chills you know what song gives me absolute chills ramr oh my God how many naked cowboys were there it

Giv me it gives me positive chilled Cowboys wanting to be [ __ ] that’s a whole series by the way there’s like aund there’s I think there’s literal hundreds videos what like yeah it’s not just Ram Ranch there’s a whole there’s a whole Naked Cowboy Saga Naked Cowboy Saga Cinematic Universe I care about

That’s the only Cinematic Universe I care to be a part of a part of holy [ __ ] what role do you play I could be a cowboy in another life when I if I didn’t have a cow boy cow boy cow boy I don’t know what the [ __ ] that

Is that’s so cringe I’m so sorry for making that noise Jesus Christ filling filling filling filling filling filling filling filling filling filling goodbye in our base almost dead nice oh Frog by the way I think lime was filling yeah they have five total kills well they they got four kills last

Round and then one kill this time they said PG’s poy in but they were trying to fill real No Cap an original Name ow out of freaking here out of freaking here bro they’re full yeah out of freaking here I pulled a 2v one bro like a 1.5 one you got him stopped chasing him he was like okay that’s yeah Among Us it doesn’t match the vibe you should be able to tell it like that’s not my vibe right now that’s not snails house is the vibe dude you heard the song for all of 0.25 seconds before you snail’s house God this song sounds like such a Scorpio right now I just got

To say s are you even watching the [ __ ] stream no [ __ ] off [ __ ] you oh are you done streaming are you done stream oh okay I was you like we can now so I figured that uh you were listening to the song what’s the name of the song have it R

With grape soda yeah you got it I was going to guess that too I was going to before you gave me a hint I swear no no no I believe you you definitely like I was thinking okay this is one of this is one of their older

Songs from back when they were with tasty records but it’s not Mas shushu because Mas shushu is like really high pitched and annoying about stop that was my thought proc behind you were that is a very me thing to say Ow ah it’s a squeaky s chair sound effect that they like they like that sound effect that was just that one person I’m going to draw them out Okay I’m just GNA go up there that was beautiful they were busy on us you CH from behind H okay that fade out was Bad I have not heard this song before ju the what the H boy boy what the H Boy what oh my God [ __ ] they have full health one of low one of them low okay the other one’s full they have crossbow what what happened how did that that wasn’t in the que before okay it went to this song not MTI and then it goes to

This even though this didn’t play nice oh they healed there’s a potion of 7.5 eight wolf and sheep’s clothing okay hold nice nice That’s everyone that’s everyone okay this one should match the vibe better we we are ditching the DJ DJ smells I agree oh rip pick Team oh [ __ ] there’s more they’re trying to flank oh [ __ ] good he oh po there’s another person right over there um 6.5 oh ouchie oh sh um 5. oh one one and 1.5 everyone’s very low Jason you Ian oh they turn left oh nice good job Po POG 1980 by 20 1020 wait our score 1980 1980 by 1,20 19 1980 by 2560 by 1440p guys it’s my favorite by 14 60p it’s 460p oh yeah yes my favorite aspect ratio 460 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa dude the lyrics holy [ __ ] Flav you got to chill What lyrics

Yeah you don’t hear the lyrics no he just went oh he did just go off and I was Going I like how there was act actually no human mouth noises you were like the ly and he went oh God Ian you freak out when you hear Scot man I’m into scat what could I say not actually I’m not actual scat I’m only into like the scene type SC I’m

Only into the singing type of Scat I don’t like the other scat it’s honesty and it’s the best policy best policy wow the best policy [ __ ] goam that one guy got me got [ __ ] on the ladder um you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead

Just am I yes yes yes you are am I am I for real am I actually am I actually can you prove it in a court of law didn’t think so didn’t think so you have a Minecraft that doesn’t mean anything because you can just edit that all all

Three of them had like 2/3 health and and they’re all chasing you and you’re like [ __ ] me trying to hear the [ __ ] song I’ve never heard before all right M SP spider sweet silence Ian when the streamer talks godam I don’t know what you’re talking

About no no no no heal oh my gosh no heal amazing you’re not the streamer I’m the streamer I told you to start the stream no he they went from B to zero with heals dude they were gone now that now that sin’s no longer a minor we could do we

Can have Squad head you can make a square now yo it’s Lil Abby I love Abby hey P that person out of here [ __ ] Nice no it do Matter oh hey have we gotten any real viewers nope no this is why we stream on Twitch you can stream onstead I I will try it out see what freaking happens you know or would we rather just wait until we stream another time because how long

How long are we going to keep playing this if we’re going to keep playing we should pick a game that people will actually watch that’s true actually let’s do it right now what what do we what do we want to play that people would watch would people want to

Watch C of Thieves oh I stopped the wrong stream no hold on everything’s fine all right what the freak it’s okay High F just almost like I almost killed his life uh stream CF thieves uh is currently streaming on Twitch to 2,000 people the top streamer has 500 viewers that’s a good thing

Right or no we care more about how many streams there are oh how many streams there are yeah because people are likely to click you if you’re at the top or the bottom but not the middle um I don’t know there’s like 100 total so which is not a huge amount you

Know it’s not we would need like a reason for people to click I think 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 18 19 20 21 don’t get me wrong sea of Thieves is a good game sea of Thieves is not a good game to stream if we don’t have

Something that differentiates differentiates us from other extremers there are 234 people streaming CAF thieves on Twitch BR counted that in an instant he just figured out how many there are per row and then counter the rose 1 2 5 6 and it was really helpful

That the ad spot was took up one slot and then there was one uh at the bottom it was great uh anyways um other options let’s my GF my okay how many people are watching no one watches GTFO how many people what what’s the uh what’s the s scene looking like

What about shenzen iio I would pay to watch spider play shenz uh animal Royale 120 total viewers viers there are 12 people streaming it I I’m probably which is an average of 10 viewers per stream hold on S be quiet we need to we’re trying to listen to oh

Wait it’s your birthday wait I mean no it’s not your birthday [ __ ] you what wait what were you saying s I’m probably going head out because um it’s 1 o’clock I need to wake up sort of early tomorrow so it is 12 a.m. already that’s

Crazy I now 18 for spider as well let’s go yeah you’re 18 for me in about 12 hours why 12 you can’t be 18 yeah I knew you when you you were a like 12 that makes me old uh in one minute less than a minute yeah 13 it’s been five years

Dude that’s a quarter of my life no and it’s a third of his life God you’ve had to H H you’ve known me for a third of your life Jing oh I me you don’t legal in how how long have you known H though I have question I know you’ve known H

For way more than me I’ve known for like maybe a year at Max longer than you yeah about I think it was about a year longer when we met you were 15 wait I was 15 you were 15 I got mod on Tero cord at 16 wait wait wait wa wa wa

You said you were 15 then I was 15 because I I did join a good bit before I got did you did you say that sin has known Ian for a third of his life that means he had to known Ian for six years F he’s know me for about five uh

Four and a half I wait when did I join Terra cord I don’t know I joined 2017 oh dude hold on I joined in 2018 I’m 2017 damn okay I thought I was on the oh well actually Ian Ian we met once I became mod I became mod when I was 14

Bro Ian I’ve known you a third of my life that’s freaking crazy bro damn bro that’s wait how long uh because I I I just went under the assumption uh of that we met like around the same time I joined because you were active then and yeah I definitely was that was March

2017 and it is December 2023 yes it has been a uh I in a very large amount of time I remember I remember when when we did CH child labor together I don’t remember that I don’t remember yeah I remember that wait we stop oh you’re talking about TCT yeah

Should we stop the Stream by the way no we’re going we’re going to we’re going to stream soon we’re going to we’re going to stream another game wait uh have you stopped the stream I have not no no stop