Wa wait what what that noise uhoh what is that oh no wait oh that that sound the glass cackling I’m sorry I’m sorry it’s just the jar the jam jar I think you’re out of jam I’m almost out of jam now I’m out of jam I think you Might be out of jam well I have another jar oh that’s good yeah I don’t I just got extras well kept my boat is well kept stocked I never let my car run out of guas I don’t do that I always get my oil changed on Time hey s MMA Jeff Shan is still fighting M I’m sorry MMA shredded MMA shredded Jeff Chan you know why they call him MMA shredded Jeff Chan right CU he shredded yeah cuz he’s physically shredded his name’s Jeff Shan and he practices MMA whoa that’s why it’s a very deep lore History of this name the family name of MMA sha Jeff Chan it’s not a bad job to just like go around the world like just fighting people it’s pretty good doing like light sparring too with like just nice people that’s a dream it’s not my dream but it’s still a Dream F around the world do you remember that no from South Park it’s just like Russell Crow fighting around the world I guess I guess Russell Crow gets in fights with people in real life oh maybe that’s kind of who they were making fun of in Tropic Thunder Because cuz Russell crow like I guess if Russell Crow gets in fights and Robert dowy Junior’s character was like Australian and he was getting in fights so like yeah I wonder if that was like yeah that’s a great such a great movie yeah you like that movie Tropic Thunder yeah yeah oh man I love that movie we have it on CSU I’ve seen uh I can’t can’t tell you the number of patients who I’ve like put it on for oh God probably like 10 like 10 over the years but yeah hell yeah they watch Violent [ __ ] anyway it’s fine that movie just brings so much Joy to the World to the unit it does bring such Joy creepers cers my not good today is the Lord’s day yes Sunday yes true Joy to the World the Lord is dead oh I don’t know about that But Jesus he died but he came back oh so you’ve heard the good news yes oh nice have you heard the good news uh he risen oh do you do you remember that from what Sopranos oh the guy is literally asleep he yeah yeah Tony wakes Him up and he looks right at Tony he like have you heard the good news that’s some quality [ __ ] film making Eric is here who guy in my chat said hello hello he said howdy you my voice is [ __ ] up right now that’s your money maker bre is it my Voice yeah cuz it’s all about like a commentary reacting I guess so yeah all right hello welcome to Minecraft oh thank you thank you for having me open my door I’m knocking on your door hello oh hello I’m out leave my door alone now please all right has Jo what me knocking on your door yeah no that’s fine all right so yes until I get my [ __ ] together I’m only allowed a breast plate and a and a sword sh titties what what I said you got to protect them titties yeah yeah yeah I’ll protect the Titties I’ll have the shield sword shield that’s the only iron I should take because I have lost so much iron all right we have to make a journal entury of this okay January what’s the day 7th uh uh I would have to put my KN all right what are we doing today What is our goals uh iron and get iron um put number one oh number one get iron do we really need I guess we do need more iron this is my yeah this is Captain’s Log um Captain what Captain’s Vlog Oh Oh Captain start eight yeah start eight whatever January 7th 2024 um you are you going to build your house today oh yeah I’ll build my house today so we need to get dark wood oh and and raid that Mansion oh I don’t know if we’re ready for that we could get the dark wood how will we get ready for the Mion Just better gear ah we could get full diamond gear potions um other stuff I don’t know okay that’s that’s a fair to we don’t have to go in we could just get the dark wood yeah trly oh what am I caps yeah okay uh how do you know where it Is yeah I mean that biome is is not that hard to find I don’t think you could find it somewhere else too but I do know the way to go there okay the surrounding area pretty good yeah so I we use my house and then you use what we use my old room Forth a staircase to the basement oh that’s right we’re probably not going to build a basement today also I did want to build a stable um okay well build horse stable anything else well we need to try to find some diamond stuff right yeah that but I guess that we probably Shouldn’t be going that deep unless I have full gear so maybe we should do some other stuff so I can build my skills and D okay does that make sense like there’s there’s scarier [ __ ] lower down isn’t there um there could be there is one weird Creature but we don’t have to like [ __ ] them up right we just leave them alone uh well what would you like to do first on our agenda you go mining mining let’s do it right I have burp um I have two pickaxes is it is that enough for for what you’re Thinking no we need more no this let me see if I like the way the screw sapling looks Joy to the World that does a spruce Happ it’s not Christmas to the can’t s that song Oh Geor to the world yeah is that a Christmas song I think so sometimes or is It yeah I believe I believe it is I’m alive yo I’ll put this uh I’ll put this dark oak back and um and um sitings oh our plant chest is pretty much full yep that’s true wowers that’s why we need the basement the basement will be the Ultimate the storage it will be the ultimate um what thing oh good glad I asked seeck ah yes indeed a birch Birch sapling I like the plants I have in my room now I have a jungle plant and a fern and a spruce sapling h like those I like evergreen trees I think They’re so beautiful what the hell am I hearing what I don’t know sound kind of like a a person a person just Mak weird like a voice a human voice oh that’s interesting very weird like someone trying to a some kind of creature trying to jump up and down Or trying to get somewhere I don’t know mysterious times or does it not sound like a villager it sounded like H don’t sound like H yeah no that’s not what it sounded like that’s I totally garbled my phraser but yeah that’s that’s precisely what it did not sound like oh H Interesting Joy to the World all the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea you know that song yeah put this blocky that’s a silly song isn’t that like a 1970s kind of thing um I don’t know where’s from there’s start does that song start with Like Jeremiah was a bullfrog isn’t that the same song No Jeremiah was a bullfrog he was a something friend of mine and it goes into en Joy to the World I’ve never listened to song all the way through but I’ve definitely heard both parts and I’m pretty sure it’s the same Song I’m telling you he was a bullfrog that little [ __ ] that’s slimy little [ __ ] it’s a toad a leach a maggot no no I’m just kidding I’m start Jeremiah All B in I’m ready to go okay sorry hold on give me 30 seconds that’s how long you think a Second is you think a second is that short yeah like half a second each one of those is like half a second I’m making green tea yeah thank you you got a you got a Time penalty because of how fast you were counting earlier so now you you Have to wait another 30 more seconds and it’s only because of the time penalties it’s not because my time estimate was inaccurate because my time estimates as you know are never inaccurate at all that’s true pretty [ __ ] accurate actually when you think about it when you really think about it Get down to thinking about it you’re like wow Greg’s always so punctual on time wow is true I know I just kind of turned around on you I’m so good at that reception’s all about Charisma and my my cha my cha is through the roof what’s your best at you think your best At is like whiz are you good at whiz what’s that wisdom oh Jack jackon whiz no you got whiz yeah you have you have ch also you don’t have much stir oh you’re not weak but you don’t have you’re not like a stir based character oh neither M No uh no that’s not my primary stat all right uh let me get um some more food hey you’re pushing me let get some more food I almost got you the door uh let’s see there is some cooked chicken here cooked rabbit um what’s uh what’s our least Valuable food you have 56 breads I guess I’ll take some more of those yeah take the bread all right I have a few I have eight fishes and 15 breads pretty good all right let’s go to the world I want to go in this hole over here Okay oh I want to finish the stairs too oh I actually want to finish the stairs before I build my house but yes Enderman Ender in the Field that was that was such a scary fight oh no oh he’s here oh you he said what you say [ __ ] I don’t know where he went I don’t know where he went oh he’s right near me isn’t he oh God this is a giant Rift right here okay Careful I don’t know if we can get down safely there’s a sheep here what are you doing here sheep wow there is an enormous Rift is that lapis down there or water it’s probably water All right ready sure huh oh I’ve heard about this you told me about this we float oh the Ender went down here with us God damn it careful careful oh someone’s shooting okay okay I got him he dead thank you good job wow almost Dr oh wow you Okay uh I’m mostly okay okay I rer yes we are prepared oh my God I almost hit him hi buddy oh my God he would ah Hadad to fought for our lives right there oh man yeah damn they’re so vicious holy [ __ ] I feel like we could kill him but I Don’t know if we want to risk it it’s just like he’s so Vicious he’s so aggressive and he keeps moving I just like couldn’t block his [ __ ] maybe maybe the best solution is to go on the offensive yeah we can’t really block he just got to hit yeah oh great got some Copper we CER are you did good yeah oh God it’s a little it’s a little difficult to move over on here little spiky oh [ __ ] oh man you can get got by the spikes I think so damn they are spiky spikes are spiky yeah nobody told me that game is Cheating right there’s some iron right here it just one let’s go down oh there’s IR right here iron and is a dead end okay what’s up there’s another way down okay but there’s also this way see anything oh there’s some iron right there nice okay good Some Coal o there’s some gravel here careful oh okay the gravel ceiling check every time you say gravel I think it was song Gravel Pit by wuen Clan which it’s not one that I thought about much but um one of the host of the fifth col says his favorite Tank song [ __ ] pretty good Song how do they know what that song is about Sor what we saying they sing like like yes that’s exactly how they sing it bre was like 1995 or something like hardcore New York hip hop scene and that’s all they say that’s how I would see it you should I remember R Rizza had a good verse on it My opinion metham man was the best rapper in in the Wu Tang I don’t think anyone oh god oh boy we got a call right here got a skeleton with a enchanted bow and leather armor walk okay I can play defense I can block him all right we got a zombie here he’s Like frozen though right it’s going to be annoying I think he’s stuck ah already I think there’s another skeleton somewhere oh hear him a little dark in here he is shooting yeah where is the Skelly I hear a zombie behind us see the skel yet no he’s somewhere down there though Okay oh there’s a zombie my God this place is [ __ ] big mhm mhm and there’s copper right yeah lame [ __ ] lame bch of lame ass dud I hate copper even more than I hate cops I’m just kid I don’t ha copper that much damn oh god there a skel Here this is a pro police podcast is a p cat now oh blue L bro I’m going down ow there a lot of driple here would you call dries yeah that’s the technical GE geological term it is I I know that you need to tell me That it is I’m a geologist you’re a gist yeah I know all these things I didn’t know you were a gist yeah I studied Jello and jell oh yeah it’s a sweet gig if you know what I mean oh because of the jello you get to eat Jello all the time Yes I have to actually oh [ __ ] I am sick of jello now so it’s not all that do you like jello uh it’s good I guess it’s okay what’s your ideal Jello format format yeah is there jello made with real fruit juice probably should be so give me like uh give me if If there was a jello made with real fruit juice just describe it do like with cream your Jello-O you want real pieces of fruit what’s your favorite Jello-O concept well my mom used to make these like weird Jello cubes nice yes what weird about them um I don’t know they just look kind Of look kind of weird maybe I can find a picture of it oh no I let my tea steep for too long that’s okay no it’s not okay it’s green tea you got to Ste it for the exact exact right amount of time for the maximum Flavor oh my God I mean with like Trader Joe’s green tea you’re probably right to an extent it’s like does it really matter but with like real green no even with Trad hello creeper the leaf is get him I can’t he’s too far away go get him too far go get Him oh God did you just break all your plates in your kitchen oh yes oh oh no oh [ __ ] I forgot I was I’m just gonna mute myself I’m gonna M myself for a little while why what do you need to do I’m sorry I forgot you talking my parents okay sorry I’ll just be out the game okay I’ll just protect you I guess sorry well no I I’ll play I’ll play oh okay okay sorry it’s okay hello Manuel Welcome to My Stream I guess we go down here I’ll go down oh you broke your ankles good old fashion coal uh mama mama got to call me back in a couple minutes oh okay you won’t be long it’s just her so we’ll we’ll be able to catch up pretty quick check out my Gravel I hope that song isn’t just referring to vagina what well because it’s like Che it’s a girl saying like check out my Gravel Pit I’m like what do you mean by that oh wow it’s interesting yeah I don’t know I have no idea this cave wow yeah pretty fast holy [ __ ] find some diamonds down hereo I’m ready you didn’t get any leather armor did you I got some leather boots pass me please me you go they’re a little [ __ ] up though it’s all I deserve I look pretty cool got a leather leather boots and a and a breastplate That’s kind of a classic like Warrior Trope mhm you know like only heavy armor you wear is a bless breast plate bless plate bless plate my my breast plate is a bless [ __ ] this is deep hash bless plate goes deep the tarq man what up with your Peeps it goes deep or it gets deep I’m SC you can do it I’m going to try to get this iron right here so yeah while I’m talking with my mom I’ll have I’ll have my headphones on so you can just uh tell me things be like Hey Greg do this hey Greg follow me I’ll do it how you gonna hear two at the same time well because you won’t be talking much I don’t think you’ll be talking that talk as much I just don’t think it’ll be confusing and if it is I’ll take my headphones out Well I’ll stay alert I’ll be your faithful mining assistant raw me give it to you with no trivia we’re like cocaine straight from Bolivia I he pop rock and chock the nation like the Emancipation Proclamation why was I think w tag oh yeah cuz gravel that’s right sorry what We saying I think I see Diamond um I finding this setup kind of uncomfortable so uh just give me 30 my mom’s calling but also just give me 30 seconds to just set up my uh my seat Frankenstein position okay okay oh God okay oh is that no I thought that was Emerald but it’s just copper there’s some Redstone up there too try to get that I’m scared to go all the way down there I feel like there’s going to be a giant monster down there oh there’s a creeper right there you little [ __ ] okay try to dig out this creeper Oh there’s the diamond oh there’s like a lot of diamond come here that’s fine do what you got to do creeper who’s waiting for oh the creeper was waiting for us well I I [ __ ] found him first a waiting for [ __ ] hello there’s diamonds oh there’s a [ __ ] ton of diamonds whoa Whoa I got them all all right should we keep going down I’m scared I don’t want like a monster to come out yeah it was pretty big this area seems very treacherous look at that gravel right there oh oh there’s an Ender down there all right I’m going Down oh God I’m getting nervous I know what’s over here hello welcome to my stream there might be oh there’s lava lava over here let me just get this Redstone oh my pickaxe broke don’t worry I have another one not going to die right that’s dead end Let me just replace this with a water bucket just in case it’s only one tiny piece of lava it’s not really anything crazy the last man I Ser on the world there was a knock the door what what are you saying zero deaths today yeah we’re going to try to do zero death Hopefully oh there’s some Redstone right there too what is the story you’re writing in my chat what is this creepy pasta that you’re posting right now all right we don’t need the rest of that Redstone it’s going to be annoying to get it and I don’t feel like it jump Nope I hear lava there’s a little bit of lava right there all right look go back oh my mom’s calling me I need the mac and cheese well we can’t cuz we’re logged in here all right we are going to just hide in this hole right here come in here I’m Going to go eat my Mac and Cheese don’t leave coming H right I’ll be back you enjoy that [ __ ] story for e for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for yes for for for for hello are you still on the phone I guess So uh yes we’re just finishing up uh I have the muted for a second I’ll be right back okay okay but I’m ready to put okay I’m back I got my little drinky Dr what you guys talking about in the chat there’s a lot of noise in the cave oh Gail Left yes the Maca Cheese was very good it was delicious oh H will chicken wasn’t that good though guys I’m sorry I then I also had salad and that was pretty good wait where’s the hole oh B oh B oh so cute all right there was a Oh there’s some Redstone right there Bats do look different from back in the day they look cuter actually they look like the bat from ukulele I have to play now that I have a controller I can actually play that game CU I tried to play with mouse and keyboard and it was horrible some games are just meant to Play on controller all right let’s go in this skinny little hallway I think there’s lava oh yeah there is lava hold on I got this diffuse it has been diffused only have one more water bucket left but I can refill It um um let me just get more water first before and then we could just go up that way but I do want to get that Water oh it’s not letting me suck itless it’s like the spawn point of the water which is annoying I could just swim up ah it’s pushing me all right got it is there two spawn Points no it’s just that one we’ll there’s this one but we’ll use that to go back up if we need to the source block I said the spawn point same thing all right let’s go up I forgot to turn my heater off it’s a little hot in here oh wait is that Diamond I think that is Diamond wait we missed some diamonds Look this is why you always check your surroundings never know nice three we got three diamonds I think that’s it all right you can go back can’t believe it I can’t believe I lost those diamonds some gold right here I guess we’re back up here there’s some iron oh good Lord oh not there here did you fall all right oh wait wa wait okay there’s some coal over here oh there some iron right there okay that’s good uh I hear a zombies there’s some iron up there but it’s kind of annoying to get that creeper watch out you good All right we could mine mine some iron here I hear a zombie just put a all right there’s a zombie oh my dad my dad did end up coming through so it was a full length conversation oh sorry about that it’s okay it was not at all helpful but at least I didn’t Die you were helpful you’re very heroic R you did all the fighting yourself my hero yep how you’re doing you’re doing real good real good iron right here fight real good nice we’ve been doing pretty well with iron mhm can never have too much iron though you really Can’t I like barely hit a single thing like my sword is at almost full durability build the work sorry so goofy ass KNE no that’s normal that’s how everybody SE oh really i l oh there you are let’s see what’s up here nothing nothing I got a drinky drink you got a Drink what you get some ver verou oh you got vermouth yeah I have a I have a beer if you’re drinking okay Dar where’d you go oh I’m in the darkness oh God that’s not a good place to be it’s not that dark oh went this way Oh I see you ow I stepped on a pointy you know I still have green tea left so I will open the beer later okay uh hello I also don’t oh there you are I’m mining people killing people mine children hurt always practice what youe get him your always Practice What You Preach that’s a good song isn’t it isn’t that um Blacky peas yeah where’s the love where we what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] thorm outside we’re underground how it’s very loud thunderstorm wow I guess so oh the [ __ ] gravel fell down I didn’t even notice it the B is that is that by well it could have suffocated us they fell in our heads suff suffocated yeah suff don’t want to get suffocated suffocated you can’t spell suffocated without [ __ ] suffocated the thunder thunder thunder come this way you ever watch Thundercats Yeah I never did I saw I saw a part of one episode and I thought it was really dumb what yeah it was just uh it was before Dragon Ball Z came on on tunami I just like didn’t understand the appe I was like what is this old [ __ ] well it’s still good it’s kind of like furry people but would you agree that’s the best part about it just a bunch of hot furries yeah muscle B muscle bound furries yeah they’re pretty good with great hair yeah one might add will you fight H this [ __ ] I needed I need to Understand I need to learn to fight better in this game I still like barely gotten better it’s all about time yeah oh you’re going to tell me it’s all about time oh oh fighting it timing is an element of fighting wow thanks so much for telling me I never Knew that yeah I hope you drown well just kidding oh my God no you’re right I do need to get the down that’s the whole thing it’s all about that timing you you don’t know about time I don’t I don’t know about time in this game anyway I’m not L something about Time I beat Dark Souls all by myself H the Internet only helped me a little bit for certain things you didn’t summon look at that spider spinning on that on that [ __ ] pointy Rock there is somebody spinning there’s wow he really he was spinning oh he got hurt oh sad that’s Interesting uh when you say summon you mean like summon real people like randos yeah no I don’t think I ever did that I’m not sure if I played online I think I played Dark Souls most oh no I did play on PC I it on PC and I Had it on 360 but I want to say that I beat it on 360 first 360 e no you know I think I got I got my spinning again oh nice I don’t remember what console I beat on I definitely had it had it on both at a certain point gota love that Game Dark Souls 1 yeah have I have I told you my opinion too that like they they messed with the aesthetic it wasn’t like a traditional RPG as much anymore yeah I’ve heard that people say that they don’t like the second one that much because it’s different yeah different style uh Elden Ring style I thought was fantastic I think they like one of my f one of the first things I know bad was like oh they [ __ ] brought back the traditional Dark Souls aesthetic but cleaner was very pleased how they did it this spider is hurting himself get over here I just hurt Yourself po spider ding so sad kind of I have very little SP sympathy for a giant black spider with glowing red eyes like all right you’re you’re an enemy of nature he is nature nature I was just I was just thinking that actually I was like you know what I I don’t believe what I’m saying a natural enemy of humans in in nature I think we could get along in nature I mean spiders don’t want to eat us except for that one but that’s a big one so yeah Fair yeah in general I agree uh but in this world apparently Not apparently we cannot coexist with them like I gotta go out and [ __ ] pick mushrooms and [ __ ] like I don’t want to get attacked by a spider you can make the argument well Greg maybe you shouldn’t be going out at night and that’s a fair point pick Mushrooms yeah I don’t know like in the forest I do have you ever picked a mushroom and ate it no I would really like to go mushroom picking in Oregon though there’s tons of beautiful mushrooms I think there I’ve seen like a mushroom tour but that might be Washington State not Yeah that [ __ ] is all over Pacific the old white guy just takes you around he’s like w this mushroom right here yeah hell yeah there’s probably tons tons of guys like that I [ __ ] would love that yeah I want that too sometimes I go into the woods and I Found some mushrooms the chicken of the sea mushroom not chicken of the sea chicken of the it’s like I don’t know they call it like chicken mushroom or whatever okay and you uh you can tell it you can tell what it is by sight yeah sword zombie No hell yeah the counter K chicken of the sea is like [ __ ] tuna fish BR yeah yeah yeah I’ve seen that I’ve had chicken of the SE that’s funny uh Potter when we were kids had little contain containers of chicken of the sea tuna with built in with built-in Crackers and stuff oh oh it’s like a little can of chicken of the sea and some I don’t know if I would like that that sounds kind of gross I loved it at the time because it was so salty oh really oh yeah I only like tuna fish Like as a sandwich with the mayonnaise mixed in and they not dry I wouldn’t eat dry tuna fish it wasn’t dry it was pretty mayonnaise and good oh they put mayonnaise in it yeah oh yeah that was is like dry ass [ __ ] tuna no no no it Was like a can of like really salty [ __ ] like commercially commercially uh grown tuna like super [ __ ] probably shitty probably like not great tuna but I could I did not care I couldn’t I was unable to notice or care because my my mom doesn’t let me have This not even pot my mom wouldn’t buy me that [ __ ] I for ex exactly that’s why you were feing for it right right exactly exactly yep eat that [ __ ] yep I was definitely that kid because my parents didn’t keep like uh a lot of sweet in The house so I would just get at other people’s houses being Bamboozled dude that [ __ ] was torture my parents would allow me to have sugar or fat often like sometimes sometimes we would uh you know sometimes we would get like sweets and stuff but like only on like a Whatever basis like not consistently oh [ __ ] damn your first Warrior eat the B I would have sweets a lot I think sweets were like it was like I had them every week for sure but I couldn’t I don’t think I I could get my I was supposed to be getting my hands on Sweets like every day and so I got like a weird I just developed a weird complex about it and then uh when I go to friends houses I was I would always raid their snack what you got what you got yeah it was very common like I would do it a lot it Wasn’t healthy you be the kid that like go through the [ __ ] fridge as soon as you get there like kind of almost I was feing and uh and like the lowfat thing was the killer like my parents couldn’t even like [ __ ] like a vegetarian chili for dinner like yeah There chees chili what yeah veget or turkey chili [ __ ] Bland ass turkey chili not not beef it was that it was all that [ __ ] [ __ ] pasta with like ground turkey like what are you doing give me the sausage give me the Italian sausage what are you doing lady that’s what so It just gave me like a weird complex like I’m very grateful like my mom fed me a lot of healthy food but like it gave me that complex of like ah sugar and fat are these like treats as opposed to like things that you can have Imbalance in your life it’s time for the Tweeds uh it’s time for the yes so like when when I go I’m in certain situation just becomes time for the treats like oh now it’s like [ __ ] binge on treats time go at least give kids a Rel a healthy relationship with like dietary Fat like nice hearty greasy Foods is not it’s good it’s good to know about like ever had musaka no musaka is just like lamb and eggplant [ __ ] like all mixed together and just like all the lamb juices blend with the eggplant it just gets so soft and greasy and juicy and it’s amazing And you have it with like rice I think uh or something I forgot exactly what you have it with but like it’s just so greasy and good and like man like you [ __ ] need that I need that [ __ ] I need it I need it I don’t need it moose the musaka Musaka yeah musaka sounds like a Native American thing or like a Mufasa from Lion King damn it cave two Creepers inbound look out okay okay okay are think AG me think they might be aggro on me H oh mine exploded beautiful well I mean that was pretty easy for me thanks for Being the aggro you’re welcome there another one there’s amethyst cave here look we get our amethyst back yeah finally that not the gold though nope that’s the amethyst good about that at least my call outs are good what are you laughing call outs yeah call outs my call my Cals my Call outs when I say oh there’s a creeper coming oh someone was someone was criticizing your call outs no they’re just laughing they thought it was funny I mean you you know it helps me cuz like I get I get blinded in these games yeah That’s why I call out when I see I appreciate it creeper right there dingling lingling yeah you see way more than I do so I appreciate it you mad bro there’s a skeleton over here I kind of want to kill him K kill if you love The Gods there’s two Skellies oh look out oh I see here here you are yeah yes I got the timing that time I didn’t get hit yes I’ll be strong baby yay strong I really just light this area so nothing spawns here so we could mine the Amethyst in peace oh why do I hear a Zombie already I did hear a zombie the [ __ ] I missed my bow but I’ve not earned a bow yet two Creepers inbound okay no I’m just I’m just laughing at oh yeah yeah yeah well I mean yeah it’s good uh inbound is a good way to say it where are they Bound for are they Bound for here so they’re coming in well I guess they’re inbound true true that’s what they’re Bound for oh God I think I oh no I still have space all right let’s go get I have tons space yeah I can I I have like more than Half my inventory is for free oh damn so definitely offload some [ __ ] that’s good all right all let’s get in here wow so beautiful that was get some Co I hear a zombie I guess this is probably the same zombie that we heard yeah where is the there we go oh there we Go uh tough I don’t need any tough I do kind of like I wonder if they repl I don’t think we could place the the shards in our house because they kind of glow a little bit amethyst I hope we can that would be cool so I love the way it sounds pretty D is pickaxe do you want to use pickaxe for this yeah I think we have to use pickax this should bro extra Stone pickaxes I only have one I’m about to break one of my two pickaxes the next one is stronger though the next one is is uh iron ah I fell Oh the music that shattering the amethyst creates sounds like some chip tune music from an old game in like a Crystal Cave like I could definitely see that being the music in some old like Metro game and near the Crystal Cave area you know what I mean yeah are can you dig It yeah are you can digging it yeah okay I I’m choosing to believe you of course I could dig it oh of of course I can dig it you think I cannot dig it how dare you imply that I’m able to dig it you can dig it but can you digity it Diggity dig it yeah you gotta digity dig it it’s different I don’t know if I can do that how long do these uh blocks of amethyst last on the ground I don’t know why they’re disappearing uh I don’t think so I’m just not yet I’m wondering if they will Um I don’t think they’ll despawn or anything oh well I’m on my last pickaxe okay perfect uh oh I should really be more careful with that p we can make a whole amethyst room in the house true that’ be pretty cool yeah who knows be so beautiful Yes a beauty almost one might say Divine that’s where a lot of characters talk in this Huxley book they’re just like so dramatic because they think they’re they think they’re like really deep like the worst guy is burlap he thinks he’s so [ __ ] deep he writes For like a literary magazine and he just like he acts like he’s super religious and Pious but he’s just like seducing a lot of his like ad like the ladies who admire him he’s what seducing oh is he really seducing them yeah yeah he’s actually seducing them how Sexually how is he getting them though oh they’ll like you know uh they’ll come up to him and be like Oh burlap like I love your last article like it oh they already like yeah like they read his [ __ ] and then he like takes advantage of That but his uh his like sort of approach to like sex is described as very like child childlike in a way like he’s almost like he’s innocent like he’s not really like initiating anything I don’t remember exactly how they described it but like it’s just it’s a very funny Caricature he likes a misses I guess but he’s also like trying to Pro protect his like appearance of being like a sort of virtuous religious spiritual writing liter literary guy it’s very funny and like the way he’s describ like there was one one line there would say like some people write From the heart or like uh you know he claims to like be writing from the heart but his is coming from like deeper than the heart in the bowels after an emedic an emedic like uh like epicac so it’s like saying like it comes from deeper than the heart it’s uh it’s It’s like bile it’s like from the gut you’re just vomiting out these like fake Forest feelings you’re just like you’re so deep and like breath you think you’re so deep and you’re so like breathy and spiritual in your writing I don’t know I I like the I don’t know What literary magazines in the 1930s were like but I like the picture that huies like ped it’s like it’s really funny well hell yeah I don’t think I have any torches left so we might need to get out of here oh I have 28 torches oh nice well We can make we can make our way out do you want do you want uh half these torches just for now okay th I threw oh I threw in the hole in the hole in the hole that okay I can also carry whatever you want I have plenty of space all right all Right just want a little bit of this white stuff nice marble floor with this oh or something I don’t know is it white it’s kind of gray white it’s like caly calal it’s made out Cal oh yeah it does look really white I just can’t tell him this Light damn I might want some white black and white black white and uh what else was i g to use the dark wood all right we need to get out oh the mossy Stone o dark wood Mossy Stone and some white stone at some you think maybe that’ be too Much let see all right we to make our Escape Plan okay I like that let me check the corners here yep there is a waterfall here but I don’t know if it leads to the surface or not that’s a long way down oh nly okay that there’s a long way Down I do I do the CL no I’m not [ __ ] with that all right we’re going if I threw a torch down there would it light all the way down would I’d be able to see how far down it goes all right let’s go to let’s go back Okay how much pickaxe does your pickaxe have uh 25% uh 30 35% it doesn’t really have that much got you so let’s just try to go up as much as we can here cool wow a very successful venture M so much iron and Amethyst amethyst uh what do we need gold for Right now oh there’s some wood here I found M shaft we can use this wood to make more pickaxes and stuff oh hell yeah but sticks could make sticks too that’s good at least we have wood yeah this is pretty far up oh you’re saying so this way we wouldn’t even have To go back up to the surface well I guess is that is that my inventory is kind of full right now so I I kind of need to go back up to dump I have a lot of stuff I could drop I have copper I have spider eye I have [ __ ] I have a bunch of [ __ ] I don’t need yeah smooth do I need smooth B salt I mean if you want it it is good to collect different types of stone just on principle it’s true uh I I feel like we could keep going if you uh If we just make new pickaxes make what like stone stone pickaxes um no we could make we could um make a furnace and stuff and now that would allow us to get deeper if deeper is your priority but another priority is when we go back to Up to the surface we can work on the house yeah if that’s a priority well we guess there’s some some more stuff so we could collect more sure all right well you need to make a crafting table but you need to pick up the stone because that I mean the wood because I Have no space give me some other stuff uh what you well it’ll be fine whatever you want whatever you want here pick up these wood wood Easy Wood right here no not those those don’t do anything for us oh they don’t do anything oh Sor no we just need The planks okay gotta do you have four um I have six all right you can make a crafting table okay make a deposit yay yay now I can make oh can you make a furnace out of your stone uh probably right yeah if you have enough un Ferio do I want a mine cart with furnace no just a furnace furnace furnace furnace it’s just Stone in a circle and then leave the middle at um blank uh okay I can just do that um crafting crafting crafting table oh that’s how I do it Right oh that’s how I do it I see that makes sense I want to just make the there we go okay furnace shace furnace over here all right let me cook I’m a cook you are W to cook there’s a chest here diamonds diamonds lucky and we got another name Tag we got some power rails um how many diamonds did you get two oh yeah got some breb speed got some rails for rail system that we’re going to make oh I don’t need that I don’t have any more Tores you don’t need melon I have melons at home no we don’t Really need any more melon seeds I guess no I know how I don’t know how to say like I need or anything in French I don’t really know how to say anything in French you know your French I don’t know any french we could uh if at some point we Go to France which I have no idea whether it will be the summer I can I can make no promise about that um I I definitely would want to learn some some French uh right when I’m entering lots of debt is not my ideal vacation time as you can imagine what do You uh yes a Val perspective that’s the perfect time yes true true but yes we defin definitely want to learn some French before I go that’ll be very fun we can practice with seal like a car uh we should probably go back to the surface that’s fine I’m down all right it’s too Much let me make some more torches I got 16 all right uh I can make another pickaxe too I need more making iron well I need to make another pickaxe so I can dig up can I take a fence and break it down into sticks I don’t know if you Can that was a howling noise you’re howling somebody’s being dumb that’s dumb all right taking my nuggies and I’m getting out of here we’ll come back later nice the Deep SL stone pickaxe I’ll this here [ __ ] It why don’t have a fishing rod cuz we went fishing one time in the cave oh I think I dropped it I brought the fishing rod but then we didn’t see zombie behind us oh no how did you find us [ __ ] come quick all right we’re going to go up from here okay Upski water we hit water brutal we hit water real quick let’s see yep H let me get rid of this block we might no this is not good we’re going to drown in there okay [ __ ] TR oh yeah maybe this we might be under the water that’ll be better for underwater Right now cuz then we got to SP all the way back up hopefully not drown mhm hold on let me uh look oh that’s it for my oh wait I have a new pickaxe we getting dirt nice be a good sign ah yes we made it ah Hooray wow that was awesome we [ __ ] did it we’re here we’re back ah we are back oh we’re right in our all oh is that our is this my mountain right here are we right next to our Mountain I think we are that would be awesome oh Now we got got a little tunnel so we went down that way and then we went back around this way hell yeah it’s good to have a couple different angles can explore more thoroughly nice that would been really funny if we came up through the mountain like all the way Up to where our house was and we just come to our [ __ ] what the hell how did this get here what this is what you heard the zombie pigman oh man what how these are from the nether how did they get here that’s not good let’s see is he aggro is no He’s not at a grow what leave him alone don’t touch him don’t him what the fu [ __ ] if you heard him his whole family might come and try to K oh my God that’s so crazy ah SC P I’m going I’m running inside yeah I don’t know how we didn’t even we Don’t even have a nether portal or nothing how did I even get here sneaky sneaky [ __ ] doesn’t make no kind of sense to me I don’t know how I feel about that they’re already invading and we haven’t even gone there yet name him and take him in Oh I mean I don’t really want to [ __ ] with those people the zombie people of a Zombie Land that’s what you heard before a little different yeah might be time for a new layer of chest although you said you’re going to build like a BAS yeah we need build the Basement but you have to build your house first do I oh yeah I do you’re right I do all right okay so that’s fair so let me uh let me take some materials that’ll free up a little bit of space MH all right I will take one set of Cherry planks to make the stairs with take take these Mossy stone bricks I’ll take a bunch of stone bricks okay I once met a man who trained himself not to dream what he seems to have seen was a glimpse glimpse of everything all I have to take off let me Turn off my heat it’s too h maybe it’s just a theory I don’t know what it means but that’s a story of the man trained himself not to dream uh yes we are going to have to change some things that well I guess it’s all going to change pretty soon they’re Back the Phantoms oh do we need to sleep yeah okay sorry I guess it’s not my fault he almost swooped on me holy [ __ ] damn freak some of these sounds are [ __ ] freaky burning I need shears you still alive oh he just died why do I hear another One sir how did you get here you zombie oh spider no don’t hurt my pig man how did you get here I don’t understand there’s no portal around us don’t make that that’s what he said to me I’m going to the farm I will get started on I guess I’ll Do my house before the stairs okay I guess that’s the most important oh but we don’t have uh the dark wood yet true I don’t know if I need it though I wonder if the medium wood would be a spruce but I guess once I built it It would be annoying to like unbuild it yeah that’s true so we probably yeah we should I should probably wait until the dark wood dark wood so let me uh I’m just going to deposit I tell you what I’m going to make another chest and it’ll be I’ll make another two Chests and one will be for like plant stuff and one will be for like minerals all right okay sound good M goodbye goodbye goodbye we be burning not concerning damn that [ __ ] pig zombies sounds beastly I’m going to put him in the basement I’m going to make a dungeon for him and just Show the basement oh that’s an option yeah we got to make the basement there I forgot my Ho no dang it I always be forgetting my ho can’t leave the hose behind nope that guy sounds way too close to my ear I don’t like that o Y all right we got a lot of seeds again I’m do all these [ __ ] seeds oh I need some dirt you know what I could do is I could lay the foundation for my uh uh for my house just the stone part are you doing a stone foundation yeah wouldn’t I like the Bottom part bottom half yeah yeah yeah that’s good I could give myself a basement true but I could always do that later I’ll probably just build the structure first all right hold on I’m just going to stretch the body a little bit I got that beer Be I don’t know how to say beer in nongo know the only beard they have there yeah was there another no that’s well I mean there’s one other that I drunk at I have Pacifico oh cuz Mexican beers are super reliable oh cheers bab cheers delicious delicious a drunk Minecraft stream uh I I don’t anticipate drunk I’ve never seen you get wasted I’ve only seen you oh you got pretty drunk at Lovecraft yeah I yeah I guess I’ve seen you get kind of drunk but most of the time that I see you intoxicate it’s always because you get like cross faded yeah that’s True yeah mostly you uh yeah the only reason that you would drink too much is cuz like I’m drinking too much and then I like I’m like yeah let’s get another and then you drink a whole other another one with me and then it’s Too much for you but you on your own you don’t like you don’t get crazy not really no which is good because getting wasted getting hammered is like very much overrated and very much uh should be grown out of by a certain age I think like I have no interest in getting Like hammered ever like I I like getting fairly Tipsy especially when there’s like something awesome going on like I think my favorite one of my favorite alcohol experiences ever was just recently at the Jazz Club where I had a couple Irish coffees and was like very very awake You yeah oh yeah had had two Irish coffees it’s just like [ __ ] coffee and whiskey and Bailey and just [ __ ] the Bailey good it was so good it was so like it tasted amazing I felt amazing uh and yeah I was I love that [ __ ] that’s Like that was what in those New York uh in those uh Lawrence block Mysteries that I read scutters like before he got sober he was just [ __ ] like staying cafes and diners like all day just [ __ ] drinking coffee and whiskey just coffee and bourbon just all [ __ ] day never never stopping never Sober all day and all night just [ __ ] drinking caffeinated coffee all night just no balance very very good just really like [ __ ] felt it man good [ __ ] nice nice move sheep move put the cow in all right let me uh let me [ __ ] organize my thoughts here so make baby make Baby the sooner I lay the foundation the sooner you can make cow baby uh no the sooner you can make the uh basement for yourself so that’s the most important thing we will go on an adventure to get the black wood yeah but make a baby wait did I decide that I Was going to take a different spot on the same mountain is that what I decided yeah uh I didn’t mark it did I no I don’t think you did um I like this area can you I’m going to start I just want you to prove before I Start building I want you to prove this area okay I’m coming thank you where my chickens there’s some chickens me go chicken make some chicken babies all right oh you want some there you go all right I’m coming all right Cobblestone the mossy bricks is what you just combine Vine and Bricks yeah guys got you soon have Sunset music wow so beautiful okay I’m here so what do you think I fill fill in this big hole well are you going to use this for the basement oh out to be like a basement and then put the floor like Across it yes yes you’re right okay perfect I’ll do that okay okay perfect thank you you want to sleep or good uh I’m good for now I kind of want to get the floor done now that I’ve decided what I’m going to do okay don’t let the Creep get that’s true actually uh [ __ ] I mean with my track here well I mean we’re right next to the house so like it’s not pretty low risk yeah that’s true I don’t have anything particularly viable on me I don’t understand carrots like the vegetable yeah explain explain what what You don’t understand I don’t understand how to grow them in Minecraft oh oh I see I thought you meant you just don’t understand the existence of carrots in general in real life mm and I was kind I was just wondering about that oh I guess I want to to make my Floor out of there’s no point oh yeah I was going to make my floor out of the always put you want to go to the to the dark wood forest well I also don’t I need a lot of moss to make all that Moss Oh you mean the vines oh is it Vines yeah that’s what I meant to make the mossy cobbles to make the mossy bricks uh I have I have a few Mossy bricks but like it seems like a lot work I mean I guess you could what I I just go to the jungle and just start snipping with my Shears right yeah that’s do it did you get all the one I have some more Vines I have 64 Vines and 57 vines in here that’s pretty good that might be enough you don’t need it for anything else no [ __ ] okay sweet thank you all right going to come uh come back inside Do some work a little work do a little work here yeah so good the sooner I have I know what I’ll do I know what I’ll do I’m going to build a rudimentary shelter uh I’m going to lay I’m going to lay a real foundation and I’ll just put some Spruce up just for like a very temporary shelter so we can start working on the basement how about that um sure that work for you mhm just do that cuz I want I want help make your basement because uh Storage storage space is getting Tight and I want it to be like clean and organized uh why am I here oh yeah I’m getting vines vines oh Piggy’s back just heard him not a nice piggy you’re talking about the evil piggy no he’s our friend he came to visit us oh Mossy stone brick slab but I don’t Really need the slab do I the slab would be for uh slab that’d be for floor well it’s better not to use the slab because if you place something on it it’ll float oh like if you place a chest down the chest will float that’s some [ __ ] Yeah so it’s better not to do that oh I can use Moss block interesting how much Moss block do we have I like the vines better than the Moss block piggy what the [ __ ] are you doing out there yeah he’s [ __ ] loud man and now Forever no is going I need to make a lead but I need a slime ball oh we need to find a swamp I haven’t seen any this SW and I want to make my heart window too there we don’t really use the boss blocks for anything do we not Yet right how many many uh blocks you think I’ll need for that Foundation like 64 uh maybe will you still leave me will you still feed me what no bo like will you still need me wait When I’m 64 you know you know that’s Beetle song no I don’t really listen to beetles some good songs that’s not one that I would that’s not like a one of my favorites of theirs but you know my parents were talking about it my dad definitely talked about it around when he turned 64 because feels his favorite band is like on his Mine forgot when else I I’ve heard that song Valentine it’s a good song the lyrics are good it’s uh it’s about love and marriage and stuff will you still need me will you still Feed Me When I’m 64 that’s cute cute song Prim craft prop craft you ready for your Career as a criminal criminal crafting crime craft crime craft we play crimecraft you know it you know you’re ready yeah I’m ready to play crime craft nice that’s so cool crime is cool I want to be a criminal when I grow up Grand Theft Auto I want my life to be Like Grand Theft Auto yeah that’s right kill cops and commit crimes no yeah no I don’t think ever thought I would have a career criminal life there was a time after I did ASD in high school when I thought that I was like going to be And I I I I’d already been training a mo so I thought I was going to be uh like a badass like the guy in uh in Grand 4 I didn’t think that I’d be invol but you know I thought like maybe I’d sell weed in the future or something like I don’t Know very uh slightly delusional thinking thought you were going to sell weed forever forever I mean like I had sold a little weed and I was like oh maybe like a life of sort of like living on the margins of society in the sort of like Weed world is ahead of me because you know [ __ ] was illegal at that time things were a little crazy a little crazy back then you know who else you know what else was crazy I was crazy you were crazy also a little crazy not like full-blown psychotic but A little [ __ ] crazy how are you crazy how was that c I was just like erratic emotionally erratic oh no oh [ __ ] off zombie all right all right you [ __ ] zombie birthday greetings bottle of wine if I sit Out would you lock the door keep all right let’s see what is the best level to start at probably prob this let start this i r my first time building in Minecraft wow I’m going to be a miner and crafter yes they called me crazy I know they Did but they have yet to see just how crazy E I can Be be powerful um Mossy block Foundation this actually does not make sense the mossy block should be the facade I just need I can just use regular regular bricks yeah this doesn’t this doesn’t make sense yes this does not make sense okay Final Countdown final decision so I’m use Regular bricks as my main foundation and I use Mossy blocks as the facade and then we’ll get some dark for okay all right Greg knows what he’s doing round this is like round four of me trying to lay the foundation I’m breaking everything again oh no it’s like me it’s like uh me Leading up to my my first big Witcher playthrough I just kept like starting and stopping and like no no no that’s not right I’m doing it wrong I have almost 400 hours in that game now oh my God it’s my favorite game beautiful game better than Minecraft yes I almost weep with love horse bro yo Bri this horse is in my basement right now oh you got to get him out no no he’s coming out he’s coming out he’s coming out he’s supposed to go my stable okay okay I’ll try to I’ll try to build more quickly this Time would you lock the make a big ass St good good horsey deserve horsey deserves it we only have one saddle though so so but you just save the rest of them I guess uh yeah wonder if you’d like why there’s this band uh from the mid 2000s Why why probably like them yeah it’s kind of kind of like indie rock there’s some spoken word segments I think you would like them very lyrical very dark you might think they’re just like Wy teenage boys though which I would understand bless you [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell Matey yeah it’s just one of those days it might be because uh you know I was at Zach’s and I was at Matt’s and most of those clothes in the laundry but not all of them are so there’s probably just some lingering fibers cat hairs oh the Cats yeah MATC got the cat Matt’s got cats Zach’s got cats Matt Zach got kid cats oh [ __ ] Matt Zach got mad cats M Zach got mad cats Maxa M cat I’m sorry wow I just had a little that was a little internal stem psychotic break for a second oh [ __ ] you carry God like a bouquet of balloons is that good lyrics you carried God like a bouquet of balloons funny what does that mean uh just like look at me I’m so religious like I’m I’m very holy and you you know you should all like me and respect me because I love God so much and Jesus oh yeah I definitely had some good influences uh coming up as a stoner like people like I my brother introduced me like radio head and yeah there was why and what were you listening to when you’re like 15 uh My Chemical Romance nice me too I Think I was more on that like a year before but that makes sense because I’m what I’m just a year ahead of you right yeah yeah you carry God like you carried God like a b me okay yeah no I don’t you’re like Jesus Jesus Jesus all the time this Christian Minecraft stream Chrisan Minecraft stream Christian Minecraft podcast my God that’s a good idea that is a good idea right we’ll be like Jesus Christian Minecraft podcast mhm it’s not bad not bad y a Christian Minecraft server right now so the title of the podcast would be this is a Christian Minecraft podcast and everyone Would laugh and laugh because it’s such a meme everybody laugh and laugh laugh sign for the patreon oh laugh it up you [ __ ] what we put on the patreon what would we put on it yeah um bonus content like what no it’s just Bon B content oh doesn’t matter where it Is just call it bonus content it’d be my I’ll put my album on there oh [ __ ] in order to access my music you have to uh sign for the patreon you want to collaborate on the music okay what instrument you play uh what you sing No sing for it you car got like a of balloons that’s sing that just sing that back to me this is your Audition we’re harmonizing no that was good you pass but no that was C oh okay okay and that was uh h that was cute oh oh [ __ ] that was Q sharp what have you done I put a did you hit my boy no I [ __ ] up the grass inside the house that’s Right you carry gr like a bro cray of broons broons yeah today we’re going to talk about gr I’m just I’m justun down oh pig is right in my face gold sword bro he wants to be your friend he wants to your house half his face is a skeleton yeah Actually Bri he was outside your house well he wants to be in your house now cuz he’s next to you I’m true that works he was actually on the other side of the house I don’t know he walked all the way to you that’s very Interesting no no I I was at your house oh he went to my house yeah oh yeah he right there front of the front oh yeah sure was sure was oh well he really wants to be in my basement I guess I guess full s uh I actually don’t understand a lot Of the lyrics in in their music but it’s good I can tell it’s good not sure what’s happening but I can tell that something good is happening something’s happening yeah art art is that always said that about you you carry God like a like a bouquet did she float Away God no person holding the B balloon oh yeah they should probably FL away how many balloons they go take the float away probably like three like few hundred I would think more than 100 I think more than 100 yeah 100 million balloons all right let’s see how this Going to work how this going to work uh never made a house before so okay going to punch let’s see let’s see I’m like a little nervous I’ve like never built anything like this before valim was way simpler it wasn’t like Brick by Brick like this like the Building was simplified in a way oh because you put the walls down and stuff yeah the walls yeah it’s like walls are like pre-made that’s true my house doesn’t have to be a perfect square I’d kind of prefer that it’s not actually yeah that’s fine yeah I know It’s the queen does not demand a perfectly Square house no it has to be perfectly rectangle oh am think so I never showed you that song so funny is it is it though yeah am R oh God you okay yeah I’m fine it’s a good it’s it’s a good song uh Like when when he like there’s like a moment of silence and then when he says you carry G like a bqu of balloons like a big [ __ ] like tuba comes in like TR I’ll play it for you it’s they’re they’re good why is why is good [ __ ] uh there’s one song that’s like uh it’s uh it’s called Good Friday and he’s like and it starts with like uh if you grew up with white boys who only looked at black and Puerto Rican porno because they want something that their dad don’t got then you know where you’re at it’s So [ __ ] weird mortaring your ear hole shut in a rush with wet Coke in a Starbucks bathroom with the door closed on booze some left in residue and Confused like the first time you use soft water down I’m my L on a wear like when the last fist struck good [ __ ] I listen to that a lot when I was like 15 like just getting into weed like [ __ ] angsty all right uh I have uh kind of a foundation I really like it I like that it’s not a perfect square and um I am going to uh put my bed in the basement For now okay and then we can start deconstructing my room oh mortar in your ear holes shut in a rush with wet Coke in a Starbucks bathroom with the door closed that’s good that’s such good [ __ ] not that I recommend that anyone do that but also trying to snort wet Coke Sounds [ __ ] terrible yeah that really does [ __ ] so desperate at that point the first time you use soft water I don’t know what that’s supposed to be I ran out of wood uh briber uh would you like me to keep my room somewhat decorated so the entrance to the basement is like Pretty you could if you wanted to uh up to you uh sure I will decide what I will take with me holy [ __ ] there’s so many enemies right here oh really yeah do you help no I’m not even going to engage with that down on my lock on aware like oudini When the last fist struck sinking and laughing Dude that’s a [ __ ] up song there’s one line where it’s like um jerking off in an art museum John until my dick hurts the kind of [ __ ] I won’t admit to my head shrinker not even in a whisper to my own little sister I just act like a a Dick and talk [ __ ] when I’m with her like damn that’s [ __ ] P powerful [ __ ] what the F for rhythmic rhyming poetry it’s just like really like gross and difficult difficult [ __ ] oh my God yeah sorry about that I might have been a little too much for the podcast this is a Christian Minecraft Podcast what are you saying I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m probably saying too much I’m so sorry oh my God I didn’t write it who pushed me I push you sorry or are you out of Cherrywood yeah I was just about to go chop some down oh [ __ ] I need some too I just want to uh patch up an area in my my here old the boat oh I know what I can do use jungle wood and Cherry is that right yeah oh he went over there wait for the sun to come up you want to Sleep uh yeah we can sleep uh oh I will sleeping uh my base actually no I’ll just leave my old room for now I’m here put the bed down sleep in my basement are you’re sleeping in your basement oh no yeah this is going to be the entrance all right uh swing Ah yes beautiful morning of course of course is time to jop what in the hell you doing here oopsy good thing I have a million pieces of uh dirt cases of Co what no I I got coed a million times just now just now no oh my God are you okay he Did uh probably do BG fairly soon I’m assuming in the next uh next hour no sorry can’t you just want more Minecraft forever I know I’m sorry so dramatic uh school starts tomorrow e ew no I’m excited are you taking now what classes are you taking uh intro to Social Work Research um uh in engagement with individuals and therapy uh individuals and and Families Two like level two and uh I’m taking uh like welfare the history of sort of like social welfare uh and I’m continuing with my field placement seminar yeah those are the things the things I’m Taking these are the things I’m taking M that’s cute oh this is this like not safe actually I don’t have like a doorway I don’t have a door so anybody could just come down these stairs can I can you even sleep in a bed that’s like Not protected by a door yeah okay you know I’m just gonna I think you sleep in bed anywhere if you just place a bed that’s funny yeah don’t need like a roof or anything yeah I guess I’ll just build a little no I’ll just keep leave it as it Is okay cool I’ve laid the foundation for my house this is progress sinking and laughing at something sunken in iron are you chopping chopping cherry trees mhm G Washington what uh Washington yeah didn’t he wasn’t there the oh yeah the cherrye myth of him chopping down a cherry Tree I don’t know nothing about it it seems reasonable though like people chop down trees in those days I don’t know nothing about it makes me slightly not just to think about American legends though like they’re all so cringy yeah he’s so great because he chopped down a treay tree wow George Washington chopped down a [ __ ] tree Davey Crockett King of the Wild Frontier wow all that all that [ __ ] is just like not that cool to me it seems a little corny I don’t know oh The Beehive over here like I wish we had like uh [ __ ] Chinese Legends are so awesome it’s These like great emperor like these great Emperors who did these crazy things and had like magical powers and [ __ ] like that’s way cooler that’s true all we have is uh the big what’s his name there’s a giant you’re talking about a giant guy Green Giant guy that’s On the [ __ ] PE no is he I don’t know about that you don’t know the peas the the giant the Green Giant the Jolly Green Giant sounds sounds Vaguely Familiar but no I talk about The Lumberjack yeah The Lumberjack guy oh just enormous guy like that none of that [ __ ] is like you know that that gas station near my house has a giant statue do you remember that or no no oh well there’s there oh oh wait a second is it like when you’re you pass over the Main Street and you’re going towards the highway from your House yeah I think I I have a vague memory I I can’t remember what the statue looks like though but I do kind of remember a big statue it’s like a lumberjack guy he’s had a gas probably Paul bun I think Paul bunan was the guy’s name bun you got Bun yeah exactly like not even he doesn’t even have a cool name his name is like a [ __ ] toe foot condition why is that cool oh yeah true maybe because walked around a lot and he got some bunion got some bunions they called him Paul bunion yeah you got Crazy bunions oh man famous for your bunions that’s not a good thing to be famous for I saw a Tik Tok video of a girl who had crazy bunny ends and I was like [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did that happen to you man that’s what comes up TI Tok That’s she had to get surgery to like take it off do you want to see that I mean it’s interesting I guess oh it’s so gross I do not want to see anything about that well it’s like how did that happen you know how did that happen to her How does she get so her bunions get so bad good question I was like I don’t want that to happen to me so I got to do the opposite what she was doing well yeah that’s fair that’s fair but there you can there’s an infinite amount of things to research then Sure it’s like it’s too much so I’d rather do none of it and only do the research when it like comes up like none of that like Preparatory I don’t know it’s just like that that I I just don’t like seeing the video you know I like researching things I Learning about things but that is just gross that’s so gross to me I don’t want to see it whereas you I guess you have a tolerance for it so it doesn’t hurt you as much to see something like that no not really that’s cool I respect that it’s good to have a tolerance To things to real things in life like wounds and disease tolerance for that you should see my sister’s boyfriend he was playing basketball yesterday oh yeah and he got like elbowed in the face and his nose broke Terri and it like cracked and it looks like [ __ ] it goes in Like a different direction now was so [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] yeah he’s [ __ ] up forever it’s like you know zigzag damn that’s so brutal I know I was like I couldn’t believe when I saw his face I was like I didn’t see him in Person but I saw a picture I was like oh my God that’s like the worst nose break I’ve ever seen in my life well B does this not confirm our discussions about the elbow yeah exactly you know about the elbow the elbow to know the elbow’s [ __ ] deadly it is Deadly but what I’m wondering is okay there we go oh this is so easy there you go there easy it’s just placing blocks like Legos oh you just the crafting system uh yes I was crafting I was not uh oh yeah that’s easy building so easy so Nice all right good this is here this is here uh but yeah man elbows are the [ __ ] like uh one thing I hope hope I remember to show you this one uh is the [ __ ] Spike elbow where you just kind of bring your elbow up and around and then down Onto somebody’s face it’s like a very it’s a surprisingly easy movement like all you have to do like you don’t even have to be strong all you have to do is do the movement and it will naturally Propel the elbow fast enough to like really [ __ ] hurt somebody like you Hit him in the jaw with that definitely lights out you hit him above the eye you’ll get the blood trickle probably I don’t know it just seems like a really efficient way it’s like very like traditional Mortage it’s like a it’s called a spike [ __ ] it’s easy it’s Surprisingly easy to bring it down like forward onto somebody’s face you just do this like kind of up and around motion the the it looks the best when you’re doing like a jumping Spike elbow that [ __ ] looks so badass probably imagin it yeah we’ll press practice that next Time i’ PR I’ve been pressing that one a l all right so I got my Oak practiceing yeah doing a little practicein uh all right I got my Oak this is good my basement looks so dank with all this growth of grass I want to make it Look better I’ll live in my basement first it’s a little moist in there it’s a little moldy yeah I feel I feel that uh I think I’ll I’ll do wood floor I’ll just do this oak wood floor for now okay these bees are just like [ __ ] Out F in the H me the best way to dig dirt is just to hit it with like your fist or something yeah or a shovel but if you don’t have sh oh shovel that’s right then you can just use your hand whatever right oh this is very satisfying clearing out This basement just like making it an even a clean and even room this is very satisfying dirt all right I’m go back it’s not time I’m going back to the house ah I will stay where I am because I am in my house I will sleep when you Sleep she’ll be you inventory is full drop I make a Chase you’re not sleeping are you no okay CH oh interesting wow what’s up this looking in your house oh yeah yeah things are happening making it happen right I’m going back to my house see this is better than wood chopping General oh God uh in a way yeah in a way it is um I guess I don’t feel much like decorating this I’ll just put the bed down here for now all right I’m go to sleep okay ah so easy so very easy yeah I’ll just leave This as it is and um yeah I I’ll just start making Mossy blocks what are you up to right now did did you need me to do something No just do a my Table nice I uh when you said I’m just I just the first thing that came to mind was uh this uh kind of bad s song in my opinion from Grand Theft Auto 4 was like riding with my top down I’m just I’m just doing my thing pretty Cringey like the beat was kind of good but just I don’t know I thought it was kind of embarrassing overall I’m just doing my thing I’m just doing my thing I’m getting my hood on that was another one I’m getting my hood on oh sheep get the freak out of my way a Southern actually all right let’s see if I can make uh Mossy Mossy St yeah I can always edit this later it’s very easy to edit yes it is I I need not overthink it four seven all right let’s let’s do police are coming yeah yep four five they want me for my illegal marijuana look great that hurt just fell into my Basement this is too big this might end up being too big I’ll see eight what’s half of 28 uh 14 14 I guess that’s good enough uh I think I’ve almost completed the foundation and I will change out some of the bricks because some of the bricks Are not Mossy but yeah I have almost completely Foundation wow I think this will be although the mossy doesn’t look good on the inside so maybe what I’ll do is I’ll panel it I’ll do bricks on the outside and I’ll panel it on the inside with wood does that make Sense I guess like a layer a layer of wood in between be like double thick walls I like the look of stone stone foundation yeah why not like wood paneling I’m G do it I’m [ __ ] do it probably have to dig the basement out a little more acknowledge it’s weird it’s probably Weird should make a craft me some door Perfect all right I got some doors can make some more Mossy Stone I’ll have to make stone bricks but that’s easy all right ha my house is taking shape over that’s good you know what actually I think I am already done with the Foundation I think I was making it too tall and I don’t need it that tall the stone foundation yes yes oh pickax good I have Cobblestone good good good two five six two how weird will this look with the wood I think this will look pretty good actually let me uh Just make a little temporary I want to do all that yeah it is it’s very Grand grandish what what is my stable oh nice I agree although I haven’t seen it I guess I just automatically agree should going down I need the bamboo thing so I could build Yeah I see I see how I could do this I could just sort of like carve the basement as big as I want it whenever I want if I want to change it it’s true it’s beautiful kind of like this is like a natural little shelf like Stone stairs like That wow sounds so nice Okay I can make probably stone brick stairs right yeah there we go St brick stairs oh hello did I scare you a little bit we Tred to yeah oh how kind uh oh those these stairs will not work as Well I have come on come on come on come on come you heard that song NOP what is it Chameleon song I don’t know it was here in a commercial now just started sing over nice it’s like a cruise commercial chameleon was like The Cruise Company or whatever no oh I don’t think So beautiful there always a million guys over there I guess before doing the interior wall like the wood paneling I’ll see how it looks I was thinking wood floors I like wood floors got shot you got shot my skeleton you need help I don’t think so oh yes I see how that could Be basement probably will have stone for so yeah I’m just going to steal some Cobblestone what that creeper go oh up there do you know if uh Pigman fights our enemies um I don’t think he does no he’s just just chilling neutral yeah I think he’s just hanging out well we a Boss he is a boss oh man you sleepers not really I what I probably should have done is some like stretch breaks some push-up breaks I I’ll do that some of that now now that you since you asked me it makes made me realize like yeah think that mac and cheese made me Sleepy that’s good that sounds like a hearty Mac and cheesing supposed to make you sleepy I guess so had a big hearty shepherd’s pie at Zach that I was I was not super awake after after that I must say I wasn’t like actively falling asleep but I remember being very like I Got put in a very pleasant food coma gota love it uh hold on let me change into uh me add add a layer add aay all right layer added so wait what was that Chameleon song come come camele then something something else and I forget I don’t know the Words and what and it was on a cruise commercial yeah I see okay I just want to make sure that I was tracking the conversation from earlier I wasn’t sure at all it just went right over your head no well I clearly ticks I remembered it pay attention I was trying to trying To pay attention I was trying to pay attention while also like thinking about the dimensions of my Minecraft basement my Minecraft world my Minecraft house is more important I am very glad that you’ve been generous with your Minecraft mountain space though I’m going to build A very proud house that you a house that you will be proud to have on it on your land on my land my precious land land I I will make it I will have give it a nice pointed pointed roof uh maybe I’ll give it some uh some windows to shoot Arrows out of I how about that let’s use some of that oh my God little arrow slits yes yes up high on the second floor slits yeah little slits oh what got why why must you can’t you just can’t you just use words there are all kinds of I don’t Like it you slit an envelope like relax envelope why do I say envelope I don’t like that what am I in France yeah am I French I’m not you’re not I’m not David seal as much as you try to make me into as much as you try to make me into him I Know you want me to be like seal French French don’t you admit feels more French than the French I’m just kidding I don’t want to do what seal does for living although I do want to make as much money as he does does he make a lot of Money enough to buy an apartment in Paris kind of a lot of money I guess I don’t know how much he makes I uh I’m just impressed that he’s able to make a living on it at all true cool [ __ ] hold on ho pants guess I’ll do the other side First look at this zombie look at these [ __ ] zombies they think they could get to me up here you [ __ ] idiots oh wow look at you climbing up here go come here I got a sword and you don’t your friend just died doing that same thing you’re doing and yep he’s still doing It all right this is going to be like one of those Stables that you could like walk through to get to the other side and it’s very it’s going to be very nice hopefully it’ll be good put some lanterns oh god what the [ __ ] is that noise all right what why am I Here oh we’ll probably be playing in like 10 minutes what by any way I’m sorry I’m so sorry in like 20 minutes I am so sorry I wish we could play Forever they should just play Minecraft instead you’re not 100% wrong but you are anymore it’s over it’s done it’s not Over stop I was so last year stop especially if they released some bonus content I’m really excited for that well the bonus content is going to be you could romance Withers nice yeah they’re uh they’ll probably do something cool but no I’m I’m I’m excited I want to be the Monk yeah I guess I I’ll try to see how this looks without the um I like this trying to make the door the doors were on like the back of the block I want it to be in the front of the block there we go that’s how you do it What that’s so weird oh there you go there you go yeah yeah yeah what is happening what’s happening over there b I’m doing it ah yes what what what is it exactly that you were doing I’m doing it are you yep am I are you doing it am I I thought you were gone forever oh uh yeah I know like this [ __ ] up feel like monsters are going to spawn on top of this I I don’t know what’s going on with this this door situation I can’t make the doors Line Up Normally uh oh that Happen sometimes should I rebuild the blocks uh depends on what you’re doing I don’t think rebuilding blocks though is going to fix anything uh okay this is fine no actually this is this is ridiculous this makes no sense this is not fun defeats the purpose of having two Doors I once met a man who trained himself not to dream why did you do that uh because um he had a recurring dream and then one day he was at the art museum and he saw a painting of his dream and it was too intense and so he decided to train Himself not to dream my God I once met a man who trained himself not to dream what he seems to have seen was a glimpse of everything the whole thing is like uh uh are we all just art create like created by a higher being it’s like really it’s [ __ ] awesome Song maybe it’s just a theory I don’t know what it means but that’s the story of the man who trained himself not to dream so good so good it is it is really good I’m sorry this is not supposed to be a hip-hop [ __ ] com is this where podcast is About hip-hop comment podcast would be dope but I that’s I know that’s not what you’re going for not necessarily that’s not what you’re going for but yeah talk about Minecraft hip hop a lot of Minecraft songs oh it worked I finally got it to there’s a lot of Minecraft songs Yeah uh that’s not surprising I’m definitely not surprised by that is it good yeah of course it’s Minecraft oh because Minecraft is so awesome yeah okay compelling compelling Point compelling argument it’s going to work it’s kind of dark in here I’m going need to make some lanterns Spruce this place up ah beautiful Music see you just WAP over these songs o Minecraft yeah be so beautiful it really would be I could definitely write some stuff that’ be appropriate for this I would I would love to should I do that should I just like take some YouTubes yeah just for like just for Like you and like I don’t know anybody else who plays Minecraft so it just be basically for you to laugh at be so good what do you mean it will be no it will be extremely good that’s what’s going to be funny I’ve been writing some good [ __ ] I Wrote a I wrote a poem making fun of uh Kareem oh you did oh my God yeah we were at we were at uh uh Rim skis together and I I brought my notebook and so while we were there I wrote a scathing scathing poing in front of his Dumb dumb ass cynical ass oh my God it was great do you want to hear it should I read it on the should I read it on the podcast yeah for the drama yeah oh wait I forgot I left my notebook at Matt’s Place how good You oh wait no no I have it written I have it in text message okay wow sorry for the emotional roller coaster there all right um all right uh sneer curls your upper lip wolfish glint in your smile smile snide mine dered blly sted studded and styled all lessers reviled from a top The Bleak Pinnacle I shutter to speculate what makes the Frozen Throne liable how Petty how poultry at the precipice falling bifurcate passion and reason heed inous tragic appalling so small in Contrition yet so Grand in ambition elusory power a figment with such C cynical vision and uh I specifically referenced The Frozen Throne because I know uh Kareem is really into like Warcraft 3 like arthus lore so making fun of him on but yeah that’s my [ __ ] nice you know we’re going to tore him apart what he say he just yeah he loves it oh that’s good yeah of Course he and I have an album that we’re working on together for me it’s called the Sonic Arts it’s going to be Sonic arts and the cover is going to be me in like a Karate uniform with like a music note on the lapel and the whole thing is Is going to be like my Sonic Arts are like my martial arts my music my music yeah it’s yeah imagine on the cover it’ll be me like shooting a palm blast and out of the blast is like music notes coming out that’s what it’s it’s going to be great be Rightful actually have um do you want to should I should I recite since I recited that one should I also recite the beginning of Sonic Arts okay yeah it’ll be like a whole intro where it’ll be like oh like hello young one like the old Master would be like Have you heard of like the legends of the Sonic Arts like of Greg and the Sonic arts or whatever and like uh the Su W be like uh yes master I’ve heard these Legends like but could they be true and then after all that happens that’ be like the sound of like The wind blowing at the mountain tops because on the album cover I’ll be like at the top of the mountain and then I don’t know I think like a trumpet will come in or something I’ll make it like super [ __ ] har and then event yeah and then eventually I’ll come in I’ll be Like I’ll be like I spit these words like darts in these Sonic Arts wait wait I spit my words like darts in these Sonic Arts the thunderous concussion blows your whole brain apart I slip through the shadows in mysterious ways in a Delirious Haze liberated from the Rat maze don’t make it sad face brighten your mind it’s Enlightenment time get ignited with this tight rhyme I’ll make it like super white sounding it’s gonna be so good you gonna do like a super dirty voice yeah exactly exactly like that wasn’t a good example But it’s going to be like real good and nerdy and funny I’m going to hit those hard RS Sonic arts arts I spit my words like darts the hard RSB is very important if you want to be a good white rapper don’t you agree yeah it’s funny No yeah that’s the Sonic Arts now everybody knows Sonic maybe you put some Sonic the Hedgehog samples on there in retrospect I feel bad for if anyone was watching that they had to hear my my [ __ ] what you mean like even if they like it like most people probably didn’t Come here for that and like dude will you shut up I just want to see the game playay no that’s not true you think so no I don’t know I I would think it’s true but I hope there’s a majority there like three people watching I hope two of them enjoyed It okay so I have I have Foundation um would be down to fetch dark wood what are you thinking hey uh oh wait no I don’t have time for that have to go I’m sorry I’m so sorry I have another like 10 minutes okay it’s not it’s not enough Time for that no what can I what can I help you with for 10 minutes uh we need to sleep too dark outside sleep go to the land of sleep somebody said he thought it was funny funny thank you just making fun of myself right I do I do have some bread left I got to put CH wow Minecraft what a cool thing there’s a creeper on my property Must Die your voice kind of distorted while I said that scary actually got [ __ ] weird oh you know what movie I saw what I saw um Army of Darkness have you ever seen that I have not it was so funny ah you should watch that funny movie was like Evil Dead it Was like the third movie of Evil Dead uh that’s a very deep cut that I don’t understand oh oh it’s kind of like Undead I guess I never watched the evil Deads one or two but I watched the third one apparently I didn’t know I was Watching it huh and it was like this guy he gets like teleported back to like medieval times but it’s like a fantasy world and there’s like evil dead people like skeleton army and there’s like witches and then yeah stuff happens and there’s a girl then he likes the girl Then he’s kind of a dick but it’s funny he has a oh his arm gets cut off and then he has a chainsaw arm whoa yeah so cool so funny what the [ __ ] and he has like guns is the Evil Dead movie yeah it is Wow and then he has like a shotgun and he brings it back with him and he’s like shooting people in the head and stuff and they like you have to find this this book I forget what it’s called this movie sounds like it’s uh it’s not bad sounds all right yeah it’s A really cool movie it’s funny too it’s kind of corny it’s kind of cheesy but it’s like good well it sounds like it’s not taking self that seriously yeah yeah sweet yeah maybe I you just saw it recently mhm probably I like funny I like to be feel I like to feel Funny feel funny in my tummy yeah there’s some weird Parts too ’90s you said I think it is 90s yeah I did did things a little differently back then was it 90s or was like I think it was 90s go over here what do we use this rotten flesh for Nothing I don’t think we use it for anything all right I don’t know it’s rain I love Minecraft R thanks for showing showing me this game yay I’m sorry that I can’t play more we’ll play more soon you have to play our our closing song oh Yeah all right I like this one it’s the only song we have the only CD we have very good very good oh I’ll just put um oh hey buddy it’s our zombie pit friend yeah he’s our friend I mean he clearly just wants to hang out here yeah he does no real will He was uh he gets uh he gets killed as a pig man he wakes up like a 100 years later uh he’s got somebody’s resurrected him and he’s like oh [ __ ] I don’t know where to go so he wanders around he gets in some fights kill some people and then He finds our house and he’s like you know these people are all right I’m getting a good vibe from them and uh now are friends that’s pretty good he hangs out here because he feels comfortable with us and that you know that makes me happy you want to be there for people you Know this is good this is good you know as my final Act of President of this house I’m going to uh move my crafting Table And there my other Final Act I’m going to build another Chest right is my favorite part coming Up nice I’m so glad yeah it is a good song it is a bit of a banger I am uh forced to admit this this where all the cats out there yeah it’s a cat song yeah it’s with the CD spell cat oh nice wait that’s what that’s that that’s that Uh that’s that J that J Funk that 7 J fun that that album’s also called cat oh yeah yeah nice uh the one that has Walk Tall Oh hell Yeah and that was that was an ERA like the players and [ __ ] o I’m so glad you int introduced me to that stuff yeah I bet there’s a ton more there’s a whole country and a whole whole big whole big country country making they make a lot of art as that’s Country that’s some good country right there my St kind of looks weird from here looks a little l but doesn’t really look like a stable either no you can see it from here from your house doesn’t have to look like a stable I guess I don’t know what a stable looks Like I don’t know how to like make a stable I don’t know how to make a convincing stable oh man everything is so well organized I got I I don’t have much I have you know mostly Stone stuff yeah everything’s dirt for now I’m going To have to do a whole bunch of Ed because the basement the ceiling is too narrow the ceiling is too low for me to do um for me to do a a new floor so I’ll have to dig down do you agree I’ll probably have to dig Down dig down yeah so I can make a St like a stone floor or a wood floor I mean you just dig one and then you place it right there yes exactly exactly to dig deep maybe I’ll do two two levels just to make it a little high higher of a Ceiling I want be though this is pretty good it’s not bad and I guess basements are generally like a little narrower or a little lower yeah but yes ha I have a little bit of shelter I have Shelter From the rain at least oh man it feels cozy down here but Also like not very clean it’s very dirt very it’s all dirt it’s just dirt and my bed is like right next to the dirt there’s worms crawling all in these all in these walls worms and beetles and [ __ ] like there’s nothing separating me from the worms i w with the Words but um but yeah Bri thanks for having me thanks for having me over you’re welcome on your land thank you for leasing me some land will uh bu I will build well I will uh uhar oh my god wow you knew that was coming uh I will I will build well I’ll Build a dignified looking building and uh I will be a loyal tenant and eventually I will even learn to fight well at which point I can uh defend uh the honor and property of the queen yes I look forward to that day that I may serve because right now I am Just a uh what am I I’m like a I’m like a benefactor you just like give me my my room and rent and board like you give me all all the things I need well I’m an employee except you really kind of car of the Team mhm like you pay me in materials I help you get some materials but mostly I don’t help mostly I just die you didn’t die today no that’s true we didn’t die that’s good I either miss or die well I don’t miss no no no um I’m going To go to the table B you are welcome to join us okay okay he’s gone no you left me you abandoned my Minecraft world and now you must pay we’re gonna put a creeper in this basement I don’t have a spawner though I need an egg there’s no eggs in [ __ ] survival mode Well uh we accomplished some of our goals halfway that’s Good well it’s time to stop we play Minecraft it was good tomorrow is Monday I could join him but I’ll just be like just watching him and his friends play ball this game this a little annoying but I could just use them as background noise as I do some other Work goodbye thank you for watching nobody came on my twitch stream I didn’t get one twitch comment at all oh my God not a not a single person all right bye Video Information
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