Ultimate Minecraft Build Competition on HAMFA SMP

I’m very excited now that like everything’s finally set up I spent most of the weekend Gathering the resources right but only today is when like I actually set out like like here’s the [ __ ] the area you have to build within here’s all your resources here’s

The blocks you have to use Etc and it’s kind of cool looking at it but I know it’s going to be even cooler like seeing the final the like the final builds for everyone you Know loing if you’re still in the Stream you need to look away cuz I’m going to start working on the on the on the thing here I was saying I was saying I’m going to start working on on the like rewards so I need you to like look away for a bit

All right okay no chat the book is not the reward chat so it’s going to be a full gold armor set and I’m going to name everything like like Reddit Gold helmet Reddit Gold leggings and it’s going to all be enchanted and that’s going to be

Their reward what if I named The Shield like like Reddit Auto modt oh [ __ ] how’s that chat Reddit down voter how’s that how’s that and the and the shield is is the [ __ ] Reddit Auto mod how’s that chat should should I go in hand just be like yeah like me L

Just [ __ ] like I don’t know if you guys are watching the stream but me L just [ __ ] like yell at each other I’m not in build event anymore that be funny Charlie’s going to like strangle you I want you to realize that okay Chad I am going to actually

Throw in like actual diamonds in this so there is an actual like purpose to competing for this and let me and let me rename all the gold too don’t look at my stream as tempting as it is is but I’m about to finish up the gift this is the

Greatest thing I’ve ever made dude no I I I see what you’re trying to do I I see what you’re trying to do there Bob I I I want you I want you to yeah oh oh it’s so good dude however Charlie I do have to pull you to the

Side that way that way no one else can see the reward until it’s over can I can I check that can I check the thing yeah yeah yeah go ahead however obviously don’t say it out loud and I’m looking away wait I I I I I okay I I I was a

Little slow on the on the on the realization you can you can take that now Hey where’s my food why are you naked I turned around and suddenly you’re naked what the hell ready to receive your meat what the oh my God like I said dude this shit’s

Going to look like look like how the wipe out [ __ ] Arena looks it’s just going to be like desolate overgrown like dude a giant ball all right so are we all ready to go hell yeah okay I’m ready okay so hello and welcome everyone to the first ever hampa build events I

Don’t know if there’s going to be more I just like saying first ever because it sounds cooler so to looting so today what you three will be doing that is mild hide club granticus and looting three is you’ll be building three different structures three three yes sir and if you look inside the

Chests here obviously don’t touch them yet that’ll be your resources for that specific build on top of that you will have a time limit for every build and lastly when I tell you uh the things that you’re going to build you will have approximately 30 seconds to search up a reference image

If you would like or whatever references ideas Etc you need to search up for it and then you need to start building so uh line yourself up to whatever plot you want so obviously this one over here is plot one this one is two this one is

Three line yourself up you’re going to go from stage one stage two stage three Me and Charlie charales will be your judges today uh Bob’s our spectator any questions concerns I think I forgot the rules already jump plot one we have Grant plot two is looting and plot three

Is hide all right are we all ready are you ready for your first prompt your your first build what is it is is it I’m like I said you are going to have uh 30 seconds from when I tell you what it is to search up reference images if you

Want or just get inspiration figure out what you want to do look through your chest Etc and then you will have about 3 minutes to build all right the first build you are going to make a fountain and that is however the [ __ ] you want to make it time starts now for references

You got 30 seconds I’m trying to find a place to dump my inventory you could have done that before dude dude say anything well you got 20 seconds Grant so you better hurry 7 6 5 4 what the [ __ ] that was fast as 10 seconds what

The [ __ ] cool all right now you are going to have 3 minutes to build your fountain time has started 3 minutes 3 minutes how’s it going over here HDE you doing all right doing like a cool cinematic view does that mean the white yeah yeah can I go inside yeah yeah of course

Of course you can build on the white and inside on and inside just not outside I know Luna runs this build competition like the May o o like a really cool minute 30 left wait where’s where’s gr damn grants oh my God grant damn Grant kind of kind of good at

The game when I want to be good at theame well you better hurry cuz you have almost one minute left oh less than a minute left on the board get to building get to building my God have some urgency hide let’s go man know what I’m doing dude you

Got 30 seconds left I repeat 30 seconds left I believe I believe I believe so hard I believe I believe so hard 10 seconds 5 4 3 2 1 oh Weir okay since Hyde strugg with a little and looting is not done I’ll be a nice judge and I’ll give you guys an

Extra 30 seconds how’s that Su you would have [ __ ] said that before I jumped off my [ __ ] it’s done it’s done I think I think 3 minutes okay maybe I went a little under but you know what okay I’ll give you all even extra time for the next two builds yeah now all

Right Charlie let’s let’s go to the contestants get their thoughts on this first stage and uh try and understand from their perspective their thoughts on on the build so mild hide Club so what what is uh F out my so so what is what is your interpretation of a fountain

Here what what are we to gather from this what what I want to go to bed bro what was the vision I want to know what the vision was what were you not what were you thinking that sounds so bad what were you thinking seriously what were you

Thinking what were you trying to like conceptualize here so so we can get a better grasp water fountain what what about this screams water fountain to you no this is my lawyer I’m cooked oh my God who just egged hide dude luding did you just [ __ ] egg hide all right next contestant

Looting three so uh run us through your process here all right so first I was like m a nice wooden kind of Fountain would look kind of cool and my next that process was damn 3 minutes is [ __ ] okay fair not and then I also thought

Wow they didn’t even give us tools to break the stuff that we make so it took even longer to try and break down the the wood here I mean I feel like you did a I feel like you did a good job like like I can’t get out of my build

What well I feel like you did a good job incorporating the the like [ __ ] into the build and I don’t think it looks bad honestly water I thought yeah I was going to say there there is a bit of a distinct lack of water but you know

Given the time frame you did what you could that that was the last thing I tried to do and I realized I would just if I poured water now it would just go everywhere and make it look even ug I I think you did good though given

Given the time frame and everything it was the lob sidedness uh a feature oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you’re right I it was not at first but then I was like I I if I spend too much time focusing on that won’t have time for everything else and uh when when an

Artist paints they don’t erase the brush Strokes one you can’t do that two they they work with it you know yeah that’s my thought process okay yeah this isn’t this isn’t painting this is Minecraft but mhm where you could break and you know yeah yeah yeah yeah last but not least

I’d say you kick this one off Charlie hi granticus hello what was your uh what was your your your vision here I’m liking the I’m liking the um brutalist kind of um yeah I really wanted to make it feel like you were trapped within uh the confines of water

This uh this feels like a mediev medieval torture device uh that’s because it is well if you see up here oh um if you if you swim in here for like 3 seconds it actually does something insane wow don’t do that well unfortunately now your build is not

Consisting of water um that is that is against that is against the rules for you to block within the confines W what what are your thoughts about about about granticus stretching the rules here in an attempt to kill you guys as well by the way yeah it wouldn’t have done

Anything o That’s and he’s downplaying it he’s down mean that’s going to deduct some points I I liked the build too I I don’t know he he kind of like screwed himself with that yeah unfortunately I just don’t I just don’t see the necessity for for that Charlie it appears our contestant

Killed himself we can edit that out oh you’re right do you have the money to cover up that situation or this is your build competition man I’m just I’m a I’m a guest star here yeah but like you can contribute to like the funds I didn’t sign I didn’t sign any contracts I

Didn’t sign anything for your name is on the dotted line Charlie Charlie I say we step to the side and and decide who our uh our winner is here we can reward one to three points per round and whoever has the most at the end wins do you want

To start with the one or the three Charlie what what do you think uh I think can we start with a zero unfortunately no that that’s not in our in our like like gr even for even even for disqualifications where people did not follow the rules um unfortunately he’s

Still in the competition and he’s like on contract so we have to you know let’s go let’s go assess the builds once again no so I I will say hide followed directions Hyde had the spirit and the Heart maybe not the brain but that doesn’t take away from

The effort that Hyde put in did Hyde [ __ ] build spawn a chicken no that’s beautiful oh oh [ __ ] it did build gave the gift of life I think that’s worth three points [ __ ] y that’s that’s worth some points I think that’s wor that’s worth some points man yeah I

Mean I don’t know about all that we can’t be that easily sway Charlie we’re judges we’re we’re not like passerbys [ __ ] is serious do you know how much money is on the line for this Charlie you saw the priz yeah that’s true actually all right hide oh [ __ ]

Hide we going to we’re going to give you two points because we like your spirit and the fact that you followed the rules I guess the chicken is also a plus but that means the winner of round one is looting yipp so we’re giving you three

Points Charlie what say you we do a a post round interview who who do you want to interview real quick I see you I see you eyeing up uh one of our competitors I think you want to interview him well he’s returning to the Sea right now so I don’t think we can

Uh is he allowed out there he doesn’t have a life jacket hide hide come back all right how much time are we giving him for for this time I think I think we I think we we said we were going to give him a little extra I

Was thinking about 7 minutes do you think that’s good or do you do you think we should give them more give them 10 give them give them all right all right fine fine I’ll tell you the I’ll tell you the the build or the concept you’ll have 30 seconds to search up references

Etc for it and then you’ll have 10 minutes to build are we all ready Co all right your next build is a campsite 30 seconds starts right now oh [ __ ] yeah that’s actually you like that one right that’s a good prompt Grant you’re not building yet Grant Grant’s

Just building building reason right now this is your time to look at references and everything dude breaking the rules once that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m built different well you’re not allowed to build just yet dude you’re built losing bro that’s all I know all right 30

Seconds is over let me set the timer for 10 minutes all right build in 3 2 1 timer started 10 minutes is going it’s crazy how one individual can break so many rules and think they’re above them especially when like when like I mean his first build showed so much promise

Yeah I don’t know how he went so wrong there you know Oo we might be witnessing greatness might be too early to say though we do obviously have nine more minutes on the board yeah and it’s also grand so Grant could probably I’m also curious

To see like like what he’s going to do within the confines of this given it’s very limited but it’s that limited to like force them to like be more creative with this build you know ooh I like what looting’s doing here I specifically went out of my way to get

Them some wool because I knew someone would want to build like a tent or get inspiration to make a tent of some sort given the prompt is campsite I’m not too certain what our blue friend over here has made do you do you have any idea what we’re looking at Here Charlie what

What this in the middle might be that is a that is a sacrificial Gallows is what that is that is Ain that the [ __ ] like ain’t that where they killed people in Salem and [ __ ] yeah that’s a that’s a little strange quite literally exactly get uh

Get security to keep an eye on on him oh you seeing this I am okay s minutes on the board seven minutes see everybody’s kind of going for the same Vibe yeah yeah as is uh you know campsite with such a confin space but everybody’s taking their own

Direction on it and and and I’m really enjoying it I’m I’m like looting is trying so hard right now and I’m all for it I am lost the [ __ ] my but hole is so clenched this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is not a game to looting clearly like I I I’m

Three points in I didn’t have any hope I I’m [ __ ] I believe it myself I can do this oh he’s made a tent as well I mean h okay a tent that um you can’t enter interesting maybe it’s like maybe we don’t see the artistic Vision yet oh

Wait no he’s he’s going he’s going to break it never mind okay whoa what’s going on over here it was oh oh wait a minute wait a minute I he’s making he’s making Like A Midsummer structure you might actually be right hi hide I think I know what

You’re [ __ ] is he making the burning man I he’s what he’s [ __ ] not now Charlie in all my years of of judging I I have never seen anything quite like this he is he is uneven on one side he’s also got a jump truck ass very

Interesting wa oh my God o that could be dangerous God did not like the Wicker man God are we sure a contestant over there isn’t summoning something that’s what I was going to say I’m summoning something right now you going to be close up here look I am I’m increasingly more

Worried like it gets worse every time we just look over here I’m so wet right now I I hope it’s not because of the burden it got dry real quick 5 4 3 2 1 put down your builds put down your blocks whatever you’re building you’re

Done put it down put it down all right you’re done here welcome back judges welcome welcome welcome all right I’ve gone for I’ve taken your criticisms of uh calling the previous one a medieval torture device or the previous guys okay and uh I’ve decided this time to go for

The coziest thing I could think of and that’s a nice campfire with a giant hanging marshmallow above it oh that’s what that’s supposed to be now I is also it it also serves a practical use cuz it prevents you from actually burning yourself oh okay so it’s like so it’s

Like childproof Charlie now I do have a question for you grants yes so if that’s a marshmallow wouldn’t that mean your entire tent by extension bed is made out of marshmallow as well yes because what is softer than a marshmallow that shit’s going to be

Sticky by by the time you wake up you’re going to be stuck to that [ __ ] like a glue trap well wake up restrained well it’s designed so it makes you wake up early cuz if you fail to well then you’re just trapped in there it’s an interesting

Approach but I don’t I don’t hate it it it yeah The Vibes are kind of Immaculate I will say but but but you know marshmallow tent bed it’s so it’s a little strange all right next up looting three car to tell us a bit about your

Build where did you get this gross ass water excuse me what do you mean you’ll get you’ll get your turn hey next let’s get that gross ass giant like Effigy contestant please damn turn guys guys it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay guys it’s okay it’s all right all right all

Right so you know everyone camping but you know what good is camping if you only have one tent you only go with one person you know that’s that’s true that’s true we want to go camping with a group of people okay so that’s why you

Need two tents so I have two tents in my build and you have even the little flaps to to go through the testing privacy a little cozy I will I will not fall sa and say that you can’t walk into it because you can very well

Walk into it that that is just the truth of it I sure can oh that is true yeah yeah hold on but I don’t want yeah you can no no safety railings I just didn’t want to advertise anything interesting falsely M but you have logs to sit on

Just to chill by uh we have we set up right by a nice little pond in case hey pray nothing bad happens if the fire goes out of control we’re right next to a water take it out true that is true and behind both logs the Fire gets too

Too little we have drywood here set and ready to to put into the fire my only concern with this build as much as I like it is uh you know where where do you sleep in here I’m not seeing any like sleeping bags or nothing I I did

Have an idea for sleeping bags but I [ __ ] up and I kind of just had to go with the flow oh I GED out this land and I was like oh I can’t put Carpets on that ah okay did you feel like you had an adequate amount of time to finish

This I I do think I did that was just a a foresight on my own mistake yeah that that was that was all me not our fault is what you’re saying yes your fault yeah if you good question Charlie I I I like the way you think I guess we’ll

Move on to our last contestant then oh my wait wait why does life keeping from this Lun I was saying this this build brings light oh my God it’s F more chickens look life well we can’t retroactively change the change the points on there that’d be unfair to everyone I care tell

Us about your uh build here and your thought process behind it I got like possessed halfway I don’t even know what I was doing do you do you know what this is what what what is this supposed to be wait wait wait wait wait

Wait I I got a question excuse me no you had your time okay shut the [ __ ] up dude well no I had a question if he got possessed doesn’t that count as outside help I mean you came in to help the other guys so that’s already outside

Help as well the other guy no the other guy died and I answered your guys’ open f that would be outside help go go in go oh my God you might want to get off there The Dark One compels me oh my God I think we have a problem on our

Hands what’s going on with the rest of your build describe it to us explain I’m sorry the world’s on fire well well yeah we noticed that but what about the rest of your build that’s see some like gay ass Camp I don’t know okay what about [ __ ] with it what about

The banners what what do these symbolize or are intended to be the white banners yo they are actually cool as [ __ ] though I’m not going to lie all right Charlie Let’s uh let’s let’s gather and figure out what we want to what we want to vote on what this is a

Hard one this is a hard one honestly these are all very very good builds so in your opinion what’s like the most obvious one well I think think the most obvious one for three points okay is going to have to be well for me for me personally you

Know obviously this is up to opinion all right I think the one that deserves the three points is probably going to be the Effigy I’m loving the vibe here all right The Vibes are here right because you got the camp down here the campfire is here right the gravel P it’s got

Everything all the other builds had had had the camp right m but this is this is real Camp fun right you don’t have fun at a tent right you don’t have fun you have fun around a campfire right everything got campfires but they got tents as well tents are not [ __ ] fun

Luna and I’m having fun here I’m having a lot of fun here are are you yeah you’re you’re scaring me dude I uh I don’t think we’re allowed to show that on TV dude [ __ ] [ __ ] for this one I’m thinking it’s almost to nice right it it feels like like what’s the what’s

The term for like for like camping where like they have all like the the bougie [ __ ] with theming glamping it it it’s not exactly that but it feels like it’s almost reaching that you know they have everything I feel like if this build you know how like people will expand images

With AI if we expanded this build with AI you would see like a McDonald’s 2 feet away like a a big Camper RV with WiFi and a flat screen maybe maybe like like a PS5 in there as well you know what this feels like this feels like the

Display for camping at like a Home Depot you know what I mean they set that [ __ ] up outside so that like so you want to camp for how the yeah so you want to camp you get a feel for how the products work while you’re camping right I can

Just imagine luding just bubbling in the back just hearing this [ __ ] well I I I went for the other two okay what what what’s what’s your opinion on this one so I like this one unfortunately I feel like there could have been more Decor it’s a bit straightforward into the point and while

Some could see that as a good thing given the amount of effort the other contestants have put into the general Decor of even so much as the ground it leaves a little bit to be desired in my opinion MH this feels like the contestant filled in the boxes you know

Did did the check boxes didn’t go anything anything beyond you know what I mean I mean not to mention he said it himself he didn’t even look up reference images yeah which I feel like might have contributed to like not as much I don’t want to say creativity I feel like

That’s a bit harsh but not as much like giving yourself creative Liberty with this build so to say well unfortunately I think I do know who I’m going to give one point and I feel like that one point is going to go to our blue friend here what do you think

Uhhuh yeah yeah I I I just I I wish I you know there could have been more so unfortunately Grant yeah that brings you up to two points now between our friend potentially an a cult and uh our very bougie camper here what where would you spread your points

Charlie what what do you personally think this one filled in the boxes and more right yeah that’s that you know that that’s that’s something that we got to focus on there’s detail here with the the kidy pool the the pond over here the wood the like flaps on the tents yeah

The the the we’re missing a flap here actually ooh that one’s open I’m also thinking you know the the the the the the the ritual over here doesn’t have many things except for a campfire I mean it does have I feel a little more thought and creativity put into it than

Uh our blue friend I think I say we give the the the Effigy the two points we give our our glamping fellow over here the three points all right hide that brings you up to Four Points looting that brings you up to six now here is something that I think will make this

Very interesting for this last round for this last stage points if it’s five points will be doubled and we will have an extra two points rewarded by Bob pick out his favorite of the builds his favorite of the build does not have to coincide with any of ours so not only is

That double points that’s also room for two extra points with that put your resources back where you got them move on over to the last stage and just get ready I’ll give you your final prompt soon enough and we can get started so Charlie how how are you feeling how are

You feeling at this point well the builds aren’t complete [ __ ] so that’s good so so for this one I’m actually going to give you a minute to look up references because believe me you’re going to need it for this one so your last build keep in mind again this is a

Minute to look at references do not start building Grant your last build is a house get searching look for references inspiration whatever you can check out the contents of your chest you just can’t build yet you will have 20 minutes to build a house all right that’s done I hope you’re ready because

The timer for 20 minutes is going to start in 3 2 one build last stage last stage get building get building you got 20 minutes it can be whatever style you want and I would also like to mention the dirt can be used however you want I

Personally gave it to you all for terraforming if you wanted so if you wanted to give your build a little bit of elevation or just something different feel free to I have full confidence that all of our contestants here will play this to the best of their ability

Yeah I mean they have ample time I I feel like this is like the culmination of all their Minecraft building skills there’s a lot of points on the line I mean this is the deciding factor for this prize and like I mean I had to like go into

Overdraft for this to like really get this prize going for everyone so like this this prize is no [ __ ] joke you know it really is hey overd wait am I not getting paid for this uh well we can talk about that after I mean we have a check ready for you it’s just

Uh less than I than we agreed on not necessarily that that’s a yes or no question it’s not necessar not necessarily we noticed some potential issues uh that we may need to further discuss with you at a later date but that that’s besides the point we’re

We’re judging right now we we need to focus on that that first contestant we’re looking at Hyde he’s using a lot of stone here I’m very curious as to to what he’s going to end up making here I hope it’s the Wizard’s Tower right you

Know like like I do I I’m I’m looking at it right now and I really do hope it’s just the Wizards Tower I’m a bit concerned as to the the the choice of material here you know this a combination yeah definitely let’s see what’s uh what’s looting up to here

Oh those aren’t Windows that’s Gates what the hell I’ve never seen anyone use that I mean didn’t really give us sand so yeah oh that is true that is creative that’s creative yeah exactly though like it’s it’s so creative we it’s insane that that is such a creative way to do

That and it’s totally not an oversight on my part well anyway onto our last contestant here oh he’s got the framework set up whoa what is this it’s giving like half Castle right the port Cullis and and and what did you just call me Port Cullis

You don’t know about the port Cullis I I don’t know what that is that sounds like a foreign dish well you see the port Cullis is um is the the the part of a castle where the the the like walkway comes down and then there’s a gate right and they go they go

Like I H are you seeing this no not that wait look wait oh it’s Squidward’s house it’s s’s house it’s F it’s [ __ ] Squid’s house it’s [ __ ] Squid’s house dude gr just lost I don’t want to do this anymore I do find it interesting how it looks as

Though he’s wearing glasses which I don’t remember that being the case but you know you make a bed how do you make a bed not three wood three wool wo wait a second PLS is that what he has four wool so he’s going to have an extra

One well good luck KY we’re we’re going to check back in on on looting here it it’s cool to see he’s made like a patio though I think it looks very very nice I like this area up here hoping that you know he can tie it all together

Something that it’s coming together it’s definitely coming together matters up there this also hasn’t changed at all since we last saw it he put a floor in I guess that’s progress Charlie Charlie well uh we’ll we’ll leave him to that I’m sure he’ll fix that up at some

Point hopefully what we discussed was an exact amount and and and and apparently L I’m not getting that exact all right you you keep an eye on these contestants I’ll I’ll be back with your [ __ ] check Charlie I I I just I just got off I just got off the phone with our

Producers and uh I was got back from the bank we we were able to write you the check for the amount we we agreed on all right if you want royalties and other things we you’ll have to like talk to our lawyers about that and we’ll have to

Discuss that further but that’s that’s the original amount and payment we did also agree upon like royalties so I I am expecting that uh after this but I mean I just said like we we’ll have to discuss that like with our lawyers we to like figure that out well we won’t have

To discuss anything cuz I you know I I signed the papers for the amount that I was owed I mean I’m not saying you’re not getting it it’s just we we need to see how things pan out with the show you know we we can’t just like give everyone

A million dollars because they’re on the show you know wait we’re getting a million dollars for being on the show uh five and a half minutes left five 5 and 1/2 minutes 5 and 1/2 minutes you’re going to want to really get kick it into high gear what what’s up are you [ __ ]

Me right now are you [ __ ] me I just [ __ ] took that money out of my own savings do you want it or not are you f it’s already in my pocket I mean you haven’t cashed it out were you going to [ __ ] take it from me I could take all

The money out of my bank account and then it’ll bounce and then I can just run away to like to like Mexico or something dude what are you going to do then I so I think Squidward’s house got a perm this [ __ ] is looking like Squidward’s Grandma dude what the hell

Charlie can you come over here I I have a concern over this build it like is this is this safe if it rains or snows what are you I I’m more concerned about if it’s structurally sound right because the the front of the front end is is

Fine right front end’s nice and and structurally sound but the back end here I I feel like I feel like one strong wind and this shit’s going into jazmin’s house that might be true I’m sorry I got cut off guard by what someone in chat said was the theme dog [ __ ] because

That’s all I’m seeing it’s it is crazy that you use the terminology possibly your fault as if it just isn’t as as if 10 isn’t ear n and a matter of fact 6 a matter of fact it literally is your fault I’m not getting properly all right

Put down your blocks everyone that’s it that’s it no more building it’s done it is done if you are not done oh well fellas how are we feeling after that how how are you all feeling after this build are you ask us individually or is it

Like a group answer just a group answer I don’t know don’t don’t look at me with the camera’s on don’t don’t don’t do it you signed up to be on a on a live show I got to go I got to go you keep teleporting in frame Hyde how are you feeling after

That how are you feeling after the event I I think he’s possessed again I eat the BL why did wait why’ you say that like Rick from Walking Dead I the block I BL barl let’s start over here Charlie let’s start with the hides build hi care to

Tell us a little bit about your build and uh your thought process here wait did you take wool from the border part that he did you want to see my thought process yeah yeah yeah that’s show us around so swing warts I you know iart I’m noticing a lack of flooring there’s no

Decorations well actually no that’s not true you do have the sun in a painting and uh where’s the bedroom wait I wait uh uh is this what he calls it is is this is this literally [ __ ] hi this is a [ __ ] danger Hazard well well well if

You were if you were a big enough SpongeBob fan as I was you would realize that this is actually in reference to the scene where SpongeBob goes uh I’m ugly and I’m proud and and and Squidward is laying on his roof and goes is that

What he calls it that’s what this is in reference to I mean this someone could die here Hyde what if you like roll out of bed and like and like fall down your ladder or like worse fall off your house what what do you have to say about of

Dumbass rolls diagonally well I have some bad news for you Bob just fell down what what do you what do you have to say about that oh he’s got strong behind legs what did you do for those 20 minutes hide have fun Fu you [ __ ] that was

Actually just I’m sorry that was mean I didn’t mean it hide can you can you explain to me though what the like Cobblestone around the top and the sides is is that meant to be like hair that’s what his house looks like why oh my we

Have a Slaughter damn it Charlie I was going to grab that stop staring stop stop staring at me with the big old eyes is there anything else you want us to know about your build and your thought process behind it not anymore um okay well thank you Hyde we appreciate you

Stop stopping by building we’ll we’ll get back to you once we’ve decided uh our final verdict so next up next up we have looting’s House looting car to tell us about your build here I decided to go with a nice little wooden exterior okay for the and if you if you’ll follow me

In okay okay here we have you know our basic areas we have we have our big chest we have a furnace our crafting table the bear Essentials yeah okay mhm uh no glass so I had to improvise and use little fence post as as Windows I

Think it’s pretty nice I think you did great given the limitations I think we should have supplied glass did not get to finish the final three things because for some reason actually I could say something but I think it’ll dock me points per for a personal attack

Remember say that you saying you saying that oh you were Supply us with stone cutters and then you did not supply us with stone cutters uh I mean that wasn’t in the fine print in the contract so you kind of should have just read that okay

But what what about he uh oh um we have an attic I don’t know what you guys use addicts for spungle Bo I did not put that I did not but that’s fine I’ve been sabotaged not me I I don’t really see how this ties into whoever spungle B is

I uh it doesn’t I’m sensing a loss of focus with this no I’m focused spingle you’re still adding on to this this wasn’t me this wasn’t me you got to believe me please I mean it is your build though and you only had access to your build okay

Hatrick move on bro [ __ ] okay is there anything else you want to tell us about your build or or anything uh last thing I I thought the use of campfires like unlit campfires as a little that’s pretty creative pretty nice I thought it was creative I’m proud

Of myself for that and then you have and then I ran out of wood yeah this was very wood consuming I mean I did notice you used primarily logs which could have been turned into more planks but you know hindsight is 2020 last build last contestant grants Grant what’s going on

With the entrances here mind telling us about this see you guys didn’t see you guys there fat Rick these uh the openness is meant to be able to fend off Intruders but uh yeah this is my house you got um you got beds you got a working stove and a nice little roof

Over your head um any questions a lot actually so I’m noticing a severe lack of like any decorations or like dividers or anything there’s no privacy here not to mention you have four you have two double doors that’s four doors that also don’t have anything covering them not to

Mention you don’t have Windows you don’t have anything really well you didn’t provide glass so of course there’s not going to be any [ __ ] Windows yeah you you kind of like live in a shing Galler how is this like viable as a living quarters well no that’s why you then

Move the beds over towards the constantly running 24/7 stoves uh connected directly from hell I do not know how to turn this off it’s uh this is this is a this is the plot you guys gave me that’s cause for concern this is the plot you guys yeah this I mean you

Guys are the shell Runners you you gave me this plot Charlie that’s caus for concern isn’t it that is not fuing safe that that that just not safe not to mention look look at how much of this house is made of wood did he yeah like

That’s what I’m saying did he not think this through you think we should crack this open see see what’s beneath it yeah yeah I think we should oh it’s campfires oh so we were lied to those aren’t even furnaces that’s that’s how am I supposed to cook anything on this

Lied to oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he’s cooking up he’s making sushi let’s see if it oh uh well the sushi just fell out the house that is no longer edible you love something well you know what they say if you love something set it free I think our other contestant just stole your

Sushi well good luck with that Charlie let’s let’s sit by the campfire and decide uh side what we the do aren’t even facing like the right way well that’s true wait what dude oh my well Charlie for this last one given its double points what what do you think wow I there are

Definitely three builds in front of us that we need to vote on for sure that that much I know so let let’s get the easy one out of the way what what do you think is the the less the lesser of these builds the the the the least like

The least likely to win yeah which one is like out of these three which one are you given the least amount of points I think you could live comfortably somewhat in in in these just God forbid there’s like a this this far left one God forbid there’s any normal

Occurrences like rain or snow I I think I know who my like who my last place Vote for This stage is honestly I’m going to vote last stage probably this one I’m I’m a little I’m a little concerned there’s a few health risks here right that we were talking about

Right so if we’re going to dock points for that risk we got to dock points for this risk yeah and there’s a big risk here I could trip and fall crack my head against this Stone and [ __ ] game end you did almost trip earlier so you’re you’re giving the least amount of points

To this one is that what you’re saying yeah at least this one has somewhat of an open Concept in atmosphere right all it is is an open Concept in atmosphere and what is the other one a dungeon I mean at least it has a painting and a sign well at least this

One has a bed in a proper spot below a ceiling I don’t know not to mention like that [ __ ] is that stove is constantly on is that not a health risk talking about like hold on hold on sorry I no I’m is that your [ __ ] dealer my delivery hold on oh my God

What did you order this time let me guess the biggie bag just stop please all right thanks I’m sorry for this guys he didn’t tell he didn’t tell me he was ordering something Lun I know you guys have been complaining about the open window but it is exactly for is exactly for this

Reason Charlie no no Mur that murder was reason Charlie that’s he your cont your [ __ ] your guy just murdered your [ __ ] door Dash driver disqualified actually I I mean we still have to give points though so Charlie are we in agreement now that this murderous Heathen gets the least amount of points

This stage yeah yeah whatever you want man I just got to I I need to leave what I I just got to get out of here why like we need to finish the damn show dude just wait [ __ ] put the points already oh my [ __ ] God grant you get two

Points leaving your GR total actually I thought he was second though he just murdered a guy he just [ __ ] oh is he last he just killed killed my [ __ ] door Dasher In Cold Blood well no that was a solicitor and they’re not allowed my door Dasher was a no yes you

Literally said you had the sides of the house open for that specific reason and proceeded to kill him anyway so is our is our is our first place for the stage decided then is looting our first place so hide that means hide that means you get four points bringing your your total

Up to eight and looting that means you get uh that means six yeah meaning your total looting is 12 points to spice things up Bob I want to bring your your pick up to Four Points so Bob out of all of these builds which one is your

Absolute favorite ibly not that one uh damn damn damn it’s starting off this build competition going like yeah actually pretty good at building when I want to and then scoring last in every [ __ ] with this one I I I you know at first I was a bit enamored by it because

Of its uh unique disposition a lot of big words were we’re we’re giving it here to describe this but uh it’s got a dick now he’s braked yeah I don’t I don’t know what to say about this one so what’s your final verdict Bob and

I will give the four points to Hyde ooh what build from Hyde that’s a very good question so out of allu made masterpieces over here out of all these three masterpieces uh there’s nothing more beautiful than a brick up sacrif death the three rules of hides like of

Life and hid’s like builds you have life death and Squidward I have some good news for tied less so good news for looting that means both of you are tied with 12 points which means we have one little treat and that is chat is going to vote between

You two now oh boy so I just should have lost that’s it it’s [ __ ] why are we do I’m don’t [ __ ] say that Chad look at all their builds I’m going to start the poll I I I knew I was going to lose this a second Charlie was was reviewing my

Build and said it looked too good and I was like okay all right oh the poll has ended ending 6 to2 looting is the first ever hampa build event winner nice nice loing how how are we feeling after how are we feeling after after that Victory congratulations loting I’m I’m actually

Shocked I I did not know Luna’s chat to be a looting enjoyers for once that’s that’s insane actually realistically chat HED guemal it’s crazy that they voted for somebody who was complaining the whole time the vote was going on but you it’s [ __ ] you got the Burning Man at scu’s

House got to be like some reverse psychology like luding being like I’m not going to win I’m not going to win nobody for me Luna chat is full of meme chugging like radiation sipping like you’re one of them what that’s I speak from experience I bet yall like regret voting for him now

Oh yeah this is your winner chat this is who you voted okay chat this is what happened all right so looting with that I want to bestow upon you the grand prize now no no no funny business here don’t none of y’all run up and try and

Grab it from him am I going to need to turn my noise supression off for like this to fully yes absolutely you’re going to you’re going to really want to like to let the people know how excited you are for this okay all right here you

Goting now there’s a book in there I recommend before you look at anything else in there you open the book read it and then look at the rest of your prize all right this has been an honor thank all of you it’s the noise supression is so bad

It’s still on bro so uh open the book loing tell us what it says and this bright yellow awesome box is your reward only that for the eyes of the winner of set event cool weenie look inside all right so what do we got guys that’s right loting you have the full Reddit

Gold set equipped with Reddit Gold your own Reddit down voter your Reddit Auto mod and that’s right Reddit Platinum your favorites my freaking that guy not pay you is this where all the money went my freaking look at that it looks great on you Looting thank you my friend yes

Would you think of your priz dude I I I loved it it’s it’s everything I’ve ever asked for in my life this is all I wanted ever since I was a we little boy aesome Chad says look at that Giga Chad chungus I couldn’t agree more my God i’

Upd that one hey wait why don’t you give that chatter this uh on the house little thrown around money you know looting you today have won the internet wow wow guys guys this is epic what an epic gamer moment are you all right are you is oh my God are you okay

Is Sir oh my God sir my God Sir Yeah