Ultimate Minecraft Direwolf Goddess Gameplay

Ha I am the direwolf goddess you guys need to bow down to your new leader wait what are you kidding me how did manga become the direwolf goddess why did we become goddesses Tina I don’t know but I’m definitely not bowing down to him wait what are you serious you guys need

To work for me right now give me the freshest meat you can find I’m pretty hungry what freshest meat oh my gosh I guess cuz he’s a goddess we kind of have to Tina let me see if there’s any Meats I can give him uh I’ll give him some raw

Chicken I guess and I’ll give you woodo wait what no don’t feed at me what the heck is wrong with you well you’re probably the freshest meat here this is not good enough don’t you know that I prefer beef over chicken oh my gosh you know what whatever now you guys need to

Chant is the best over and over again wait what I don’t want to chant that that’s ridiculous is the worst is the worst hey you’re saying the wrong thing oh sorry I didn’t notice you know what I kind of don’t want to get killed Tina so I’m just

Going to chant it uh mom Mongo’s the best Mongo’s the best is the best I guess that’s right but I need you guys to do silly dances while you’re chanting that because I’m pretty bored right now wait what I don’t want to do that either oh my gosh are you kidding me

Whatever is the best m is the best that’s right keep going guys keep going no no no this is ridiculous Monga I’ve had enough this is not anything goddess like okay you need to do something actually like a goddess if you want to be the leader of all of us direwolves H

Well then I have a new job for you guys wait really yay finally something else let’s go TAA you guys need to build me a brand new Wolf Den are you kidding me uh a brand new Wolf Den that’s going to have to be like huge I thought you were

Going to give us a different job are we at least getting paid hey I don’t care start building right now before I throw you off this glass how much is our wage oh my gosh tinina we got completely scammed this guy is making us build him

A brand new mansion just for himself but you know what Tina I have a little bit of an idea come over here okay what is it Udo look we can build a brand new Den super duper easily but how about we booby trap the entire thing with a bunch

Of traps and then if we kill we can become the direwolf goddesses oh true we can split the power and rule the whole world exactly Tito so come on let’s get rid of this cooked chicken and let’s be tired of Mongo’s disrespect towards us because we need to build him

This really cool den and then afterwards get rid of him our evil plan is perfect hey wait a second what are you guys talking about over there nothing but uh as you the dirolf goddess do you want to tell us what specific things you’re uh looking for Inside Your Den yeah sure I

Guess well I need a giant Throne then I also need some Lookout towers for you noobs to protect me then I guess I also need like a feeding area where I can eat all the food in the world oh my gosh wow that’s a lot of stuff King or

Goddess whatever the heck you are sure yeah no problem we’ve got it all covered just leave it to us okay okay Tina so what’s the first thing we should build that he asked for how about we start with the training room I think his fat butt needs some exercise ooh I

Think you’re right Tina forget his ugly Throne come on I think what we should do for the training exercises is make this entire top area into lava and make him do lava parkour oh but it can’t be that easy come on let’s put invisible blocks

Oh my gosh we that’s a genius idea if we do invisible blocks he’ll never know what the blocks are he’ll fall and die okay okay Tina that’s perfect can you please put down some barrier blocks and I’ll put the blocks down of where to go

Okay I’m on it okay I think each one of these jumps is now possible which will go all the way over here and then what I think we should do Tina is actually make the throne at the end of the parkour so it’s a little bit of a reward you know

What I mean oh okay wait do you want me to replace these blocks with the barriers exactly Tina come on do that do that real quick cuz then he’s going to be really really really confused and that’s why he’s going to make a mistake and probably jump into the lava because

He’s so dumb wait can’t just fly yeah but don’t worry we have extra measures against that too Tina just focus on this for now let me just go over here and cut this out just like this but I also don’t want to see that he can just cheat and go from the

Other side so let me just extend these snow blocks out all the way over here and then it will be completely hidden from his sight and we can build him his little Throne hey guys how’s the progress going don’t worry about it uh it’s going all great let me

Just uh put this here put that there and oops I just made a mistake take and there we go it’s all good perfect okay good good good keep on working that’s what I like to see what should we build this Throne out of I don’t know I mean I

Guess what we can do is build it out of gold just to make him think it’s a real throne and then we’ll put a trap right inside the throne himself so when he puts his fat butt on it he’s going to like fall through or something isn’t

That a genius idea yeah it’s perfect do we even need a trap I mean his butt is pretty fat yeah that is a good question but I think we should have a trap just in case Tina oh gosh wait I just suffocated you my bad bad ah I’m dying

Just kidding oh my gosh she are you kidding me you got me so scared there anyways let me just put that snow down I’m going to S everything to snow blocks and now we have all the area we need to build him his throne all right well he

Probably needs a pretty big Throne since he’s so fat so uh let’s use this whole area okay perfect let me just grab some gold blocks just like this and now we’ll extend this out make it extra wide of course and then Tina what I’m going to

Do for the actual middle part is I’m not going to make it out of gold we want this to be booby trapped right well of course so what I’m going to have to do is make it a fall trap instead and let me show you something really really cool

That I found out the other day okay I just need some sand some TNT and some pressure blades just like this and basically what happens Tina is that let me build this little hole down here there we go if I put a block of TNT and then stand and then a pressure plate

Stand on the pressure plate and see what happens are you sure I should do that it seems kind of dangerous yeah just be really careful okay oh look what happened the TNT fell and then whoever stands on it falls too and there’s a big fiery explosion which is exactly what we

Need to do with the guys why was there an explosion I just heard uh don’t worry about it what no was just farting don’t worry oh yeah he does have pretty big farts wait what oh I don’t think he suspects anything I know exactly he’s too dumb to suspect

Anything so what I’m going to do is I’m going to cut out this entire area over here and then I’m going to select this block over here and we’re going to make the entire base out of Bedrock so that doesn’t blow up any of the other stuff

That we make okay wait don’t you think it’ll be suspicious that there’s Bedrock everywhere yeah but that’s the thing Tina look we’re going to cover it up with snow there we go now he won’t be able to see a thing oh that’s perfect you’re so smart woodo thanks Tina hold

On one second let me just finish putting that and now what I’m going to do is I’m going to come back over here and we can start placing down the TNT and we can make it even more hidden because we can use Golden pressure plates too it’s it’s

So genius there’s no way he doesn’t just die from this right I know exactly I really hope he does here we go now I just need to put this down just like this and now he will really not be able to tell the difference yeah this basically just looks like normal blocks

Right he won’t notice anything yeah exactly Tina look there we go I’m just going to fill in the empty blocks with snow just like this and now it looks like a giant fancy Throne see perfect do we even need to build anything else I don’t know Tina let me just test this

Real quick to make sure it works and yeah it definitely works Tina that is so awesome jeez woodo you’re farting a lot oh uh yeah sorry about that mango okay okay Tina listen he’s getting a little bit suspicious we should start building the other stuff in the den too what else

Should we build him that he asked for well we could do the feeding area oh the feeding area you’re right I’m so excited for the feeding area come on Tina let’s go make another level on the side of the mountain H where should we do it uh how

About we make it over here and we build a feeding area on the other side of the mountain so oh how are we going to trap him on this one okay okay look I’ll show you Tina okay I have another genius woodo idea let me just cut all of this

Out real quick there we go I’ll make the hole even bigger down here just like this and what we’re going to do is we’re going to put down a giant banquet table and make think that we’re going to put a bunch of food on it but instead

What are we going to do well we’re going to give him the nastiest food possible of course I know hates vegetables so place down as many vegetables as you can okay okay Tina won’t he just see it and refuse to eat it well yeah Tina that’s the whole point he’s going to see

The disgusting food and then he’s going to demand for something even fresher so what I’m going to do is I’m going to make him go over here and I’m going to make him fish for himself at a fishing pond okay but that’s not really a trap

Well here’s the thing Tina instead of it being fish there going to be creepers and to activate the creepers we’ll just click a secret little button and that’s how we will absolutely prank in the feeding area do you like my laborate plant it’s pretty genius right honestly

That is really genius okay I’ll start putting down gross Foods okay okay perfect Tina and then once you goes to that he’ll get disgusted and then come over here and then that’s when we’ll get him with the creepers that is so smart hey guys I’m getting really hungry do

You guys have good food prepared yeah Monga you need to hold on a second okay uh we’re working on that okay all right all right Tina look here’s the lever and I want you to flick it okay go on flick it flick it okay okay I’m doing it right

Now and there we go a creeper spawns in oh my gosh that is like the most genius Redstone I have ever done in my life Tina come on quickly put down a chest over here and then put down some fishing supplies so we can completely trick

go go go Mongo’s about to go fishing for the most explosive fish he’s ever seen oh my gosh it’s going to be so funny and while you do that I’m just going to build a little pathway over here to entice there we go and ooh wow Tina this little banquet haul you

Made is awesome and there’s definitely some suspicion things like broccoli I don’t like broccoli at all Tina hey it’s not that bad but carrots oh disgusting I know I know exactly but I think we’re pretty much done with this feeding area let me just decorate this area a little

Bit more and voila Tina I think our trap is perfect but there’s still one more thing that we need to trap Tina we’re not done yet there is what is it well remember he said he wanted some Lookout Towers in case anyone wanted to come attack him like us oh right but Lookout

Towers can’t keep him safe for his own direwolves I know exactly Tina so we’re going to build something that is going to completely fall for let me just make some Towers going up just like this can you help me out with this please Tina okay here we go just make the

Sticks go up as high as possible just like this and now what we’re going to do is we’re going to connect them all together just like this now Tina what we need to do is start making the quote unquote defenses that Mongo’s looking for but we’re not going to actually make

The defenses shoot outwards we’re going to make them shoot inwards and it’s going to be so easy okay and I’m still going to use the same Redstone that I was using before wait that’s brilliant so they’ll just go shoot on the mountain exactly look look look watch

This let me grab a pedestal just like this here we go and then right in the middle of the pedestal I’m going to put a dispenser but little does understand that the dispensers are actually facing towards him but he’s so dumb he won’t even be able to realize

That oh yeah I once saw him do math and he said 1+ 1 was three I know exactly Tina like come on seriously anyways look let me just put one more pedestal right over here there we go and another one right over here and now what’s going to

Happen is that Mango’s going to sit up here look over the tower and complain about enemies coming and then when he tries to activate the quote unquote defenses with this lever right over here he’s going to shoot arrows in his face are you ready to see it yeah yeah do it

All right here we go and boom you see all the Arrows fly in your face jeta oh my gosh that’s so funny hang on though once starts falling for our traps how do we convince him to go to the other areas oh he’s too dumb Tina don’t

Worry he’s going to go to every area anyways I think what we should do is we should fill these dispensers with different types of arrows there’s a bunch of types Tina how about we give him one that gives him leaping just like this maybe one that makes him burn just

Like this and how about one that makes him poison there you go oh that’s perfect let me put them in perfect now we have our lookout tower we have our banquet area we have our throne room in our secret parkour and oh my gosh it looks amazing with the barrier Blocks

He’s going to have no idea but I think there’s still one more thing we should add Tina wait there’s still more we have to do yes remember hey guys how’s the build progress going oh uh good manga I was just about to talk about the next

Thing you need builds well guess what I need you guys to pause whatever you’re doing and build me an award room cuz as you know direwolf goddess is the best and he has a bunch of rewards look at these things wao what in the world he actually does have a bunch bunch of

Golden awards how the heck did you get these because I’m the strongest and best goddess there is did you just do a flip in midair oh my gosh okay whatever Tina sure let’s just make this guy a little bit of an award room but we’ll booby

Trap it as well come on let’s go down here to this side of the mountain okay no one should be allowed to be that much of a show off I know exactly but hold on Tina we’re going to make it all count let me just go over here real quick

Select this block then go into the mountain and then go extend it all the way over here just like this and yes this is perfect um I think we went into our trap oh don’t worry about it Tina come on all we need to do is just focus

On the building and we’ll have a little bit of fun with mango in a second let me just go all the way out here and cut out this entire area there we go I’ll even make it go a little bit deeper okay you’re not going to believe what I have

For this booby trap idea couldn’t possibly be better than all your other ideas no Tina trust me it is going to be genius okay look so we want to build him a little award room right and obviously the W room needs to look fancy so can we

Please go over here just like this and set the entire floor to quartz there we go does that look good yeah it looks great oh I think the wall should be something more fancy too okay okay how about you work on the walls what I’m going to do is I’m going to start

Placing down pedestals with all his Awards all along here there we go now that I have all his pedestals set up I’m going to start putting down his Awards check it out Tina why in the world does this dude have so many that shouldn’t even be allowed where did he even get

Those Awards I didn’t know they existed in Minecraft I don’t even know Tina I don’t even know how the heck he got them cuz he doesn’t deserve any of them okay but hold on a second let me just finish putting them down and oops I made a

Mistake hold on let me put down his actual Awards there we go just like this and I’m going to make them extend all the way over here and check it out Tina now every award is rolling around on these pedestals can’t we just throw them into a lava pit or something no Tina

That would be boring okay I have an even better idea let me just get a door real quick that is extra secure like this keypad door and we’re going to basically lock up this entire thing okay okay I still don’t really get it well here’s

The thing Tina I’m not going to tell him the password and I’m going to activate something inside that he’s going to be really scared of let me just go up here real quick and I’m going to select this entire area over here and I’m going to

Set it into glass blocks just like this do you know why Tina uh why well Tina what if I told you that I’m going to fill in the entire top part with lava wait won’t he just look up and see it or is he too stupid no look Tina he’s too

Stupid okay he’s not going to look up and see it what’s going to happen is that he’s going to be so obsessed with looking at he’s award that he’s not going to see the giant lava that’s on top of him and even if he sees it he’s probably going to think it’s decoration

Okay but watch this what we’re going to do is we’re going to set this entire glass area into air blocks so that the lava starts flowing down onto top of his face and the best part of all he doesn’t know my super secure password to get out

Which is 1 2 3 4 and because he’s too dumb to figure it out he’ll just suffocated here di to the lava isn’t that genus are you sure we shouldn’t use a more secure password Tina that is like the most secure password ever what other password is going to be more secure than

1 2 3 4 oh okay I’m sure it’ll be fine okay perfect there we go let me just go down here and also set everything to Gold just like this and voila Tina his little award house is all ready now let me just go inside of here thank you very

Much and I’m going to secretly go up here just like this and I am going to set all these blocks to Lava here we go I just selected these two blocks now I’m going to slash slash set it to Lava and there we go Tina look at how it looks on

Top of you isn’t it amazing oh it kind of looks cool I know exactly that’s why I said he might think it’s decoration too so whenever you call the word tina we’ll just just make the glass disappear and then then manga will come through and you’ll die okay wait are we going to

Stay outside well remember Tina we know the super secure password and he doesn’t which means that we’ll be able to escape but not him oh okay we just need to make sure he doesn’t try to squeeze his fat butt out with us exactly okay it is

Super super genius but Tina I have one last concern though you know that likes to take big poops right oh yeah how could we forget about the big poops I know so what we should do is we should go on the side of the mountain way down

Over here at this grassy area oh my gosh we built a lot that we’re going all the way down to the grassy area and we need to build a giant poop room so has a place to take his fat giant massive poo Boos buo I don’t even think this

Entire mountain is big enough for Mongo’s poops I know it’s going to be really dangerous but look I’m going to make it go kind of all the way to the edge over here of our Ward area here we go now I just need to SL SL cut this

Entire area out and we can make the giant bathroom and this giant bathroom is is like let’s just say going to be a little bit explosive oh wait maybe he’ll just think it’s his explosive poops if we blow him up exactly so what I’m going to do is

I’m going to put down a bunch of dispensers that are facing downwards just like this and I’m going to fill each of them up with TNT so that whenever we want we can just call the word flip a lever and then all this TNT will fall on top of him while he’s

Taking his massive poop and he won’t be able to tell if it was TNT or if it was his giant farts wait that’s perfect okay I’ll put down toilets all right there we go I’m going to mask it even more by putting some more Stone in the front oh

My gosh there’s literally no way Mongo’s going to be able to tell that this is here now what I’m going to do is I’m going to make this entire area into a quartz wall so let me just get this quartz real quick select that and then

Go all the way up here select this block and then set it all to the quartz and then I can put a door in here that will again be keypad locked so that Longo can’t escape there we go and then of course I need to get some bathroom signs

So let me get a wet floor sign I’ll get the men’s restroom sign and I’ll get the woman’s restroom sign as well there we go now it’s looking Perfecto okay wo I think I’m pretty much done with the TNT oh my gosh this toilet array looks absolutely Majestic I’ll

Even put the wet floor signs as well but uh Tina you’re missing the sinks ew do you not wash your hands after you poop well no but I thought might not oh my gosh that is so disgusting we need to teach some manners if he wants to

Be a goddess come on just put the sink for now Tina okay where should I put it anywhere you can but there we go this is looking good the bathroom is looking inconspicuous and of course my secret lover is right over here ready to be activated whenever that looks good and

Now if I just go inside here this is where manga will take his Majestic Grand poop the TNT will fall on his face and then we will become the goddesses Tina aren’t you so excited yeah yeah yeah can we go back to him now w where are you

I’m starting to get really hungry and I want to see this build oh gosh chinaa he’s getting mad quick let’s get out this door let’s go back to him okay he’s totally going to fall for everything okay okay goddess Monga goddess manga we’re back look at us what in the world

Okay listen where’s the first room showcase me my new wolf then okay uh Tina should we show them the throne room first yeah let’s do that I think that’s our best trap okay okay uh come over here let’s just introduce you to your brand new Throne my Throne where In

The World Isn’t wait why is there lava here oh uh you see we had to make some extra security measures just in case any malicious actors come over here and start wanting to try and kill you so in order to prevent that we had to build

This lava parkour yeah oh okay so you’re testing my knowledge as a direwolf huh yeah can you clearly see the blocks right there well as you guys know I’m the direwolf goddess so I have these wings I can literally just fly you guys do know that right what what did I tell

You woodo oh my gosh are you kidding me no M you’re not supposed to do that you’re supposed to do the parkour oh whatever how about you take a nice seat on your throne right Tina oh yeah we built it specially for you well as you

Know since I do have these wings and I like to fly I don’t really like to sit down so I’ll just be floating on my Throne guys just put your fat butt on the throne please we worked so hard for it yeah just for a second all

Right if you guys say so what in the world wait what what’s happening oh my gosh mongio goddess are you okay oh man didn’t bow up oh it’s okay next time are you guys serious what in the world is that oh uh I don’t know I think uh

The uh gold that we were supplied here was just a little bit bad um oh is that TNT um I don’t know how that got here I think someone’s trying to assassinate you what in the world my throat is gone it’s okay we’ll build you another one but should we show you the

Next area now yeah don’t worry goddess manga I think it was a mistake on another wolf send okay not us you guys better get on that that ASAP okay okay manga well look over here okay just in case anyone comes to try and attack you I built you a little security Tower with

Turrets that shoot totally outwards oh wa that is so awesome so it’s going to shoot any enemy out there that tries to come and get us wur I want you to test this thing well goddess manga as this is your security Tower I assume that you should be the one flicking the levers

Come on start flicking them all right let’s go all the enemies are going to be so mad at me and wait what why are they shooting arrows what’s going on on it’s working he’s so dumb they’re shooting at him ouch ouch wait a second I’m getting

Prickled what in the world oh oh oh gosh um I think me and Tina must have made a mistake sir I think we accidentally made these dispensers face the wrong way haha we’re just silly little direwolves you can’t trust us okay you know what I can’t be here anymore guys your weapons

Are broken fix them immediately oh my gosh looks like a porcupine I like your new outfit hey who who are you making fun of oh uh no one sir sorry sorry um anyways maybe after all that fighting you need a delicious meal to take care of you so uh

How about you come over here Mr oh you’re right this food does look super delicious uh yeah what do you think uh there’s a bunch of vegetables and stuff wait a second I thought these were Meats these are vegetables oh uh yeah you don’t like vegetables Mr Tina

He is working you should know that I don’t like vegetables are you serious I don’t want any of this food where is the meat okay okay sorry sorry Siro look why don’t you come over here because luckily I had a builtin fishing area just for you to fish some fresh fish because I

Know you love fresh meat does it look like a goddess would be fishing for food woodo you’re the one that’s supposed to give my food wait what what are you doing ouch time for fishing yes yes yes come on activate the creepers what is that explosion what is

Happening oh my gosh are there explosive fish what in the world is going on no way get in here with me you’re going to have to deal with these fishes for me no no no these are your explosive fish ah no no no oh my gosh okay look uh

Monga you know what I think the waters are a little bit dangerous today okay maybe it’s not best for you to go fishing yeah and you’re going to be the on to get my fishies next time I just need some kind of meat okay uh anyways

Come on Tina why is he not dying yet we need to get him to die I don’t know maybe it’s cuz he’s the goddess it’s okay we’ve got to on the next one for sure okay the next one’s the award right yeah that one literally cannot fail all

Right come over here I want to showcase you something even more amazing that you’re going to love wait a second a base made out of gold now this is what I’m talking about yes M go quickly come inside come inside as you know you have amazing Awards right and we wanted to

Showcase them so check them out what do you think that’s right guys you know how amazing I am with all these Awards I’m basically a perfect goddess yep then I think you should take some time to just admire all your rewards no rush yeah manga how about you tell us the story of

This award well as you can see this award right here I got when I was okay okay Tina Tina now it’s time to activate the lava come on let me just grab my wand real quick just like this and then I’m going to go here and go here and

Select it and now we’re going to get ready okay what Kim come out okay okay okay uh so yeah tell us about this award real quick yeah so as you can see with this award I was singing for the wolf pack and then for this one I

Saved us from a group of zombies and then the committee of the Wolves decided to bless me wow that’s so amazing but wait a second where are you guys what’s going on over here come back outside right now oh no there seems to be a flood oh my gosh M you’re died to

Lava wait a second are you guys trying to trick me this whole time I’ve realized that you guys hav’t built exactly what I wanted what what are you guys doing huh Tina why did he not die what the heck is going on there’s lava everywhere we didn’t tell you the

Password how’d you get through because wudo always puts the password of 1 two three he’s such a noob woodo oh my my gosh okay are are you kidding me uh okay Mr uh goddess let’s forget that any of that happened no no you better have a really good explanation

For this woodo yeah I do but I’m sure that after all this traveling and stuff you really need to take a fat poop so how about you uh just just go over here and take a fat poop go on inside okay wait a second why is there so many toilets here something is

Definitely suspicious woodo no it’s not suspicious manga you just take massive poop so we had to make sure that everything was taken care of so come on take a big poop I don’t know about this but sure I guess yes yes yes come on T’s

Going to take a big poop can you go right click the lever for me up there okay I got it let me know when okay spam it in 3 2 1 go doing it wait a second why are there explosions here what’s going on yes I think we got Tia are we

The goddesses now yeah I think so give up your crown so you guys think that exploding me is going to help you take this wait what it didn’t work J oh gosh now we’re going to get punished he’s so powerful thank you guys so much for watching this video If you enjoyed

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