Ultimate Minecraft FAIL by iBallisticSquid in Fundy’s CURSED MODE!

Hello everybody and welcome back to minecraft today what we’re going to be doing is playing a little bit of a challenge mode so some of you guys tweeted me said play fundy which is another youtuber uh play his cursed mode so it’s like minecraft but cursed so yeah it should be fun i

Haven’t really watched uh anything on it so i’m just gonna do a bit of a play through uh see if we can build like a house and see kind of how far we get i’m kind of expecting bad things as this is a cursed mode

Uh yeah okay let’s get into it i’ve seen a village so let’s just what did i just get poisoned by stupid oh my god great i’ve already lost quite a bit of quite a bit of hunger so uh yeah it feels feels bad man this is not a great

Start come here pig let me oh my god this is gonna be awful this is gonna be horrendous all right let’s just forget about the food for now now let’s try and get ourselves wood and uh okay i just i’d okay great it’s a good job that i can’t get completely killed uh

From the poison okay great is that is that is that jungle is that strict jungle wood is that Great i have no words do i get the wood at least oh my god does water disappear what i mean water disappear this is great i’m dehydrating the crops Well at least the chickens have a nice gentle descent that’s pretty cool i like that all right uh how am i gonna do this without getting annihilated can we like stand at a distance maybe we don’t take that much damage Okay well at least i got one at least we can get some food we need to really get some tools so i feel like we should start working on that maybe if i steal some stuff from one of the villagers house uh then we might be okay we might be good okay

I do want a bed as well can i i’m sorry i’m so sorry i’m so we didn’t even get the bed okay great now at least the doors don’t blow up when you open them that’s that’s kind of a good thing i was half expecting the doors to just

You know either poison yo i’ll blow you up but no it’s not it’s not too bad mini villager there ah no i got killed by a vindicator what are they doing there and now back at the start with nothing this is going to be a long video

Come on we can at least get ourselves some basic tools i’d have thought that this would have been easy to do look i’m a pro we can there’s some wood over here and it started raining which is always nice oh god there’s a skelly there’s actually a skelly

I’m pretty pretty scared right now all right two pieces boys we doing all right oh my god go away go away stupid grass there goes the beehive just if you’re cringing at the my my crafting uh speed i’ve i’ve literally not played minecraft in uh

A hot minute it’s been a while i’m not gonna lie it’s been a long time you guys know the channel how long it’s been it’s been a while all right let’s get ourselves a pickaxe let’s get ourselves some stone tools uh it might be worth getting a mine however

If i punch the ground it’s gonna blow up so how do we go about mining this is gonna be quite interesting isn’t it okay great how do we how do we do this then i’m so scared wow that nearly uh that took quite a few hats off me

What about stone can we get stern okay this is gonna be a painful experience what happens like when you go like trying to get armor and stuff is that a thing okay we didn’t get hurt then one more we need to try and mine as far away as we can right there

Cool all right that’s one piece because we just blew the other ones up oh it’s gonna be a long long day a long long day let’s at least try to get ourselves some stone tools nice good stuff we got five i want a pickaxe and an axe and a stone sword so we’re

Gonna get a little bit more so scared of mine and stuff this is this is horrendous go pick we need axe and we need ourselves a stone sword and now i don’t know about you guys but this is this is pretty good progress i don’t really want to lose this because

I feel like i invent it we’ll just get wiped if we lose this no no no please oh my god did i just get hit did he have phones oh my god no this is not this is not great this is not great not great oh we gotta dodge the stupid grass as

Well if we can make like a bucket and like just get rid of all this grass that’d be that’d be pretty epic right yeah that’d be pretty good an apple i’m being saved oh okay dude just chill just relax just relax just relax okay this guy’s down here now

Okay okay i need a shield i need a shield i need armor there’s a lot of things i need this is ridiculous why did i ever think this would be this would be a good idea to record this i should have known with cursed mode in

The title this this should have been an obvious indicator of just pure just rage and okay oof what do you mean we don’t even know blocks what is going on wait Why is the bees after me i did nothing to the bees why were the bees out oh why don’t you meet oof we don’t need roblox this isn’t roblox oh the bees are still after me and i’m poisoned okay okay yeah oh This is not fun i need to i need to see which they rethink my life choices here maybe i should sleep out let’s sleep it out tomorrow will be a better day what why am i flying hello oh god why did i float why did one of the flowers make me float

Oh my god the flowers make you float okay well i’m dead oh yeah i’m so dead i’m just gonna run you know i’m already at half a heart it’s fine and the worst thing to come out of this is me dying so let’s just let’s just keep running avoid the flowers as well

Even the pretty things are out to get you all right when we have a chest play outside did that villager just turn into a vindicate what is wrong with you can you just leave me alone i just want some potatoes and some apples okay dude okay okay okay okay why

Go away you suck oh my god i don’t mean poison does this guy turn in is he gonna turn um this is cursed this is truly cursed we’ve got to have a common goal we’ve got to have at least a goal for this video like a house a house and a bed that’s

Got to be a that’s got to be a doable thing right we just get away from everything we need to get away from the animals from the grass we need to get away from the bees and the flowers uh the village especially the village is normally a safe place but no no

No no no no no no go away with the oof all right i’m going and i’m gonna make a house i feel like i feel like if i can get basic tools oh my god these the guys are like usain bolt it’s so fast i don’t fly again okay can i under the

Wall just right i want this bed okay one piece of wood down boys one piece of wood down a few more to go and then at least we’ll be able to make a house i’m i’m pretty confident i can make a house shut up donkey all right shut up jimmy i’m gonna call

You jimmy and you can shut up all right you’re in this with me okay if you don’t shut up i’m gonna punch you and you’re gonna go flying all right one more word out of you and you’re gone try it Try it try it jimmy see what happens that’s what i thought keep quiet watch out chicken jimmy i told you yeah you stood up there in that tree are you looking up you go away as well hey is it you he’s okay you’re getting you’re getting heated as well all right

Four pieces of wood this is the best i’ve ever done i feel like getting a little house and the bed is probably the most we’re gonna get from today uh if i get any further than that then that’s gonna be a an absolute just i don’t know i’m just

Gonna be amazing we’ve got eye in here as well which is great wow the worst thing is i’m not even rejecting because i don’t have any food which is kind of bad so we really need to think about food a lot i really i really should get myself some food but it’s just

Impossible to to get in it all right three let’s get ourselves some iron then now crafty tables here ah look at days we’re doing well actually we did we’re doing all right what do you mean where did my what where did my invent trigger did it did the game just

Get rid of everything okay no it’s here okay i’ll stop squeaking this is fine okay we’re still is that everything that i had the game just chucked everything out my adventure just because it could just just when you thought you’ve seen everything from just when you thought you’ve seen every

Little thing that you could see in this game we just we just tip of the iceberg here okay and it’s destroying the iron yeah i just need two some shears that’s all i need we good all right so oh crap we need to get ourselves some cobblestone

For a furnace i never thought i’d be so happy to get myself a furnace but here we are okay so we can make ourselves some shears for the bed but i do kind of need i need i need other stuff but i feel like a bed’s gonna be the the first kind of

Priority right now so i do kind of need some cold i’m going to lie this is probably going to kill me though oh no okay it’s not the end of the world we can get back there it’s fine hello good looking there we go it’s not too bad

I spoke too soon no no no no no no no he hits he hits he hits he hits he hits he hurts stop stop yeah chill there i’m dead oh go away ultra fast zombies no go go away don’t you oof me stop i don’t want to take this out yet

Wait why is it not i cannot just wait till i’m gonna sleep i’m gonna sleep i’m off to the village i’m off to the village and i’m off to sleep i don’t give a vindicated spanx me in the middle of the night i’m off burning the sunlight bird of course

They’re not burning why are they not burning if we’re gonna live around here then we’re not having any grass okay we’re gonna have it all natural i’m gonna create a path so i would have to run through grass every time i i’ve respawned look at this

This is this is 200 iq right now apart from me dying 200 iq this guys free chicken let’s go now even if i die we still got a nice clear path i’m avoiding what he wants me to do he wants me to get poisoned he wants me to get annoyed he wants me

To go mentally insane from poison all the time but it’s not gonna happen fundy i am smarter than you and i will beat your gear mud okay this is easy i can do this you know fundy’s probably you know been around for a few years old squiddy boy minecraft

Veteran i could do this this is big brain gaming all right this is you only get this sort of big brain from sitting in front of a pc for at least eight hours there okay this is you can’t teach this this is knowledge all right this is big bread

I’m gonna quickly stop blowing things up for a second because i just need to see uh where my little hidey hole was because i think i’ve lost it it should be around here right okay that’s lava where did it go what do you mean oh my god oh it’s just scattered my stuff

Where’s my wall where’s my wall oh my god if you’ve got in the lava where’s my wall it’s in the tree can i oh yeah yeah i’m not really bothered about the flowers where did my hulk go it was around here somewhere oh my god stop that that is so annoying

That is the most that is worse than the where did my wall go oh my god where did my wall go that’s ridiculously annoying i don’t i need my will more than anything like i need it oh no it oofed me okay i don’t even care about this oh my god

Stop okay well i’m poisoned about no Whoa has it actually just done me there where’s my wall gone where’s my wool actually gone i’ve lost my hole and i’ve lost my wall and i’ve just lost everything what is this game mode okay my irons are gonna be smelted right now okay it’s not why is my eye not smelling

I put coal in there what the heck why why is my iron okay let’s try some let’s try some wood woods gotta work right wood has got to work just there’s a reason cold is at work is it is figuring are we going to get iron why is it what

What can we don’t get iron okay now the overpowered zombies back again to annoy me bro go away where do you even come from god it’s got to be something okay looks like we’re getting no shears all right i’ll just have to go explode some sheep to get beds in i nearly i

Nearly had enough wall to get a bed but no the game oofed me and uh it wasn’t to be so there’s some nice looking sheep over here let’s just do it the old fashioned way let’s just explode the sheep there we go eat some mutton i still don’t know how to make iron

Tools but to be honest and we’re just gonna get killed anyway okay so Oh my god okay bed let’s go all right we gotta sell some jungle stuff let’s uh you know i’m just gonna plunk our house like up here this could be the entrance Okay that’s fine i wanted to place it there i love how there’s a chance of the replacing the things wrong all right this is we should be able to finish this and then that’s a win i’m classing this as a win a straight up win here we go let’s get ourselves a doorway

Oh yeah yo yo let’s go okay um there’s some i really wish i had to clear those area beforehand but it is what it is it is what it is you better watch out jimmy watch out exploded things in this area mate i told you about it you need

To watch out you need to be careful okay come on we need a few more planks i think we should be good as long as he doesn’t oof me get away i still love that that’s probably the best bit about this the uh the teleport in animals all right let’s get ourselves

Oh the planks look how many planks we’ve got this is great it’s gonna be the best house ever the absolute best house ever have i got enough please i’ve got enough we’re making this an absolute okay that’s great i usually did one of there that’s pretty useful actually thank you so much

Okay that that was not useful all right we need a couple more pieces for a dot more great look at this look at this house come on there we go i was gonna punch that then and place that bad boy down oh yeah look at this

This is great ah and there we go we’re ending on a night time i don’t have to get yeared by a stupid zombie which is great okay i’m heading in i’m turning in for tonight guys turning in for tonight oh man our first successful night this has been crazy well this has been

Curse mode hopefully you have enjoyed i i never want to do this again i’ll just say i’ll just set a crazy goal for uh likes and say if this gets 10k likes then i’ll do uh another episode on it but i don’t really want it two because i don’t want to play

This because it’s been horrendous also before i go i want to give a big shout out to mc person for hosting the server if you want to get yourself your own server and you want to get yourself 25 off use code squid it i’ll leave all the links down below

Thanks guys for the server and i’ll see you next one again bye