Ultimate Minecraft Fail! Doggo Dutchman’s Dumb SMP

Hello there ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another stream I hope everyone’s having a wonderful day I sure am welcome today we’re going to be doing something different we’re not going to be playing bedwars but we’re going to be doing a survival SMP me and my

Friends I’ve I’ve gathered a few of them as you can see here now I it’s already off to a very bad start and I’m stuck in a behind so I can’t really do very much cuz I’m stuck in a cave right now so I still

Have to go get up and then I can I’ll dig down to get you I’ll dig down to get you no it’s okay it’s just chaos ra is my is there a lot of uh delay on my mic I don’t think so can you respond H yes

Okay yeah there’s a bit of delay but not that much that much okay very good or maybe there isn’t I have full diamond armor and 26 extra diamonds whoever be behaves will get the most where you at full I have full diamond armor whoever behaves will get

The most diamond armor I mean will get the most diamonds how get I just went mining for like half an hour and I got like full diamond wait why did you conisy walk to the stream this is probably going to be the Dum stream you guys have seen yet and that’s saying a

Lot because this is the this is this is the doggo Dutchman Channel okay I have to find a way to get back up to these guys cuz they’re not going to survive like five minut stop me stop fighting okay you guys need to most likely work together I might Jesus I have no

Food damn it l shut up I will beat you up with my diamond axe chill bro chill chill can someone go home well you don’t you can’t really beat me up because I am Bushman oh yeah by the way what is this why dude here why has he a

Bow wait wait wait that’s a skeleton I I have I have a quick question you want me to call you your real name or just Lotus you can pick just call me Lotus okay well there’s a new new a new person is joined hey is that a green

Pickle is that a pickle is that a pickle another person has joined us another person has joined our group of major retardness Stefan no Stefan he’s wait guys Stefan he’s normal hey there’s a minority running behind me wow literally three of the four people on the server

Are minorities keep less racist on the stream okay where are you guys I’m alone and I’m scared and this a white skeleton why specifically white what would you say d what did you say three of the four people here are minorities literally phone is very glitch your microphone is very glitch

I’m the four wait you’re what three of the four hey yes you have Lotus he’s Asian I’m araban is Ukrainian so why you attacking me it’s a witch a witch the green pickles are attacking me why are you attacking me oh [ __ ] I’m making my way up I have

To dig from all the way down don’t worry guys I’m making my way up this is where this is where I did the thing oh wait a minute I know where I am lot just go in The first of all let’s actually get some uh chill bro I’m so I have very low Health please stay away we I am Bushman this is this is a by the way guys this is going to be the dumbest stream ever like why did you start

Without us not even on stream hey twerk twerk twerk twerk and I won’t I forgot I was all the way down here I forgot about still for me yeah I forgot that I was whoa where did where did I where did I we got to stay together

Okay why you leaving me behind then I’m trying to search for Berry so I can heal I don’t I don’t know’s a smart man he knows he knows he know stuff go to the other side of the river leave me alone I’m going to build my beautiful house there’s a

Zombie well I’m going to mine back up right now I’m at minus 4 wait why is there this black big long black guy no Oh you mean an Enderman in the home in the home there’s so many white guys you know how cords work right SW Stefan you know how where are

You guys bro I’m all alone just go home just kill yourself and then you’ll spawn back I’m trying to I’m trying to find not that hard bro you just kill yourself and easy I already did that I they kidding myself wait I see a house I see

A house I go in a house yeah yay go to the house go to the house how do you crouch just it’s it I crouch Stefan you know how cords work right cuz wait do it again do it again do it again do it again you’re going to

Have to like tell me your cords so that I can get to you guys what did you say you’re going to have to tell me your cords so that I can get to you oh okay sure CS we are at yeah well you can say this

I I don’t know where to look at you press F3 uh it’s the x is 43 Y is uh 64 wait come and the and Zed is 27 what is this no like 100 blocks away from you I’m giving you the wood I’m giving you the wood giving him wood how get this

Yo well he’s giving me my hard wood whoa okay wait ra can you repeat I’m so sorry I was trying to kill the skeleton wait I’ll give you your back bro can you repeat that what are your cords right now i7 23 and uh wait yeah 4723 32 getting around spawn bro we’re

Just at spawn bro get inside wait yeah I see you guys hello no uh don’t worry I’m here to protect you hello R hello it’s me ah zomo you guys want to see my hole I want to see your big hole baby uh do you

Have food for me I need food I am very low Health please please just one I am two hearts right now you could probably kill me if you all teamed up I am one and a half hearts no he’s harassing me he’s touching me hey hey hey hey St coming he’s coming

Look everybody everybody come everyone everyone get over here everyone get overg yes crouch crouch for me Crouch for me dougo Crouch going who got rid of the door okay everyone get over here look listen what are you doing bro I’m building the big wall step

On no no no don’t take it don’t take it I swear to God kill every single one of you if you take my stuff I just picked up some armor so give me everything back I was on low Health what are we going to do give me everything back I’m not going

To I’m not going to take your stuff everything that you took you give right now gance I’m a minority ah I’m a minority get over here Monsters by the by the healing stuff over here the food crank in90s like it’s fortnite no thank you that’s why you don’t steal okay they’re

Blowing wait where did it where did my pants go uh Stefan do you have anything else but F does Stefan did you pick up anything else they don’t even know it yeah I had a saddle but you went away so do what is our goal give me a St goal

Is probably to survive the first night that’s probably goal number one where did I die where’s my stuff surviving the night is the goal where’s my stuff surviving the kn you already got you already got diamond armor bro I’m learning I have tutorials wait it’s giving me tutorials how to build

Things I can build a crafting table actually I like that bow back I accidentally that you can craft other stuff in there give my bow you want your axe I don’t have your axe I have here this is I don’t have an axe so that’s that you can get that instead thank

You okay everyone gather gather everyone everyone everyone I didn’t steal anything I’m I lost all my loot everybody gather around it doesn’t matter if you lost your loot just come here oh there it is we’re going to hold a meeting okay we’re going to I’m building my

Home I’m building my home I found it I don’t even know how to play this game get over here there’s another one why why is it personally in my opinion I’m going to try with these guys honestly I’m not even going to try like okay that is so disrespectful Dogo Dogo

Dutch man yes look over there look over there what have you been ah got you Jesus Christ start farming stuff there are like three people watching which is more than I expected so yeah wow no that is mine I’m really proud of myself let’s fill this up I filled my

Dream I made a home what are we do okay listen up everyone personally I think it’s a bad idea to try and get you no somebody destroyed my home it was it was the green thing that looks like a penis stop green thingo I’m making a

I work so hard no why is it no why cuz sand sand is subject to gravity for some reason look I’m going to look Raul and goens you ra and Lotus you yes I’m sorry I’m autistic I built my beautiful and you destroyed it you

Two come with me because you two I need to teach you guys how to play Minecraft Stefan you know the basics you can take care of yourself I assume right no I want to make my farm I want to make a farmhouse of course you want to make a farm

Godam make the Mas Che yes of course of course the first thing you do is get to work on a farm you know what I’m just going to let you guys do whatever you want Lotus you’re coming with me cuz I have to teach you how to play this game

Stop it I’m kiding you I’m going to kill you stop if you guys kill each other I will kill the person trying to kill minority I’m a minority that’s another reason stop the racism stop the racism stop the racism okay no he he destroyed my f he destroyed my farm Lotus come with

Me come with me you destroyed my farm oh God [ __ ] [ __ ] your farm oh my gosh Lotus come with me we’re going to teach you how to play Minecraft okay wait wait wait I think I remember how to make a sword okay look yes I made a sword

That’s great why a look look wow good job okay that’s not a sword that’s a hoe I made a sword that’s a hoe whoa I I thought you were family friendly whoa get what you’re going to do you know how to chop down the trees right that’s step one chop down the

Trees is it a sword that’s an axe that’s good because axes are good at chopping wood so instead of using your hand you can use the axe here that’s the hoe hes aren’t good for anything basically no they are but you just need a wooden one wow see there you go okay

Now you’re getting some some wood that’s good that’s good okay I’m going to get some wood myself now what you’re going to do with that wood you’re getting some wood whoa no not not in that way look now that you have wood why you so fast with that because mine is

Diamond hey don’t you dare hit me this one is just better yes now you’re going to go over to your crafting table and you know how to make them into planks how is not falling uh uh don’t ask me I I don’t know yeah you know how to make wood planks

Right yeah okay get over here and make some wood planks no you don’t you don’t place them right now okay make some sticks you know how to make sticks right yeah that’s the only thing okay now what we’re going to do is we’re going to make you a pickaxe go to there

Put one stick in the middle and then another stick below that and then three wood planks on top like it’s uh for example a t you know ah like got a pickaxe now what you’re going to do now is you’re going to mine some Cobblestone wood here I’m going to make

A little mine for us racist of course I have to mine yeah exactly it’s called Minecraft for a reason you absolute idiot okay you mine three Cobblestone so slow now you go back now now that you’ve mined your Cobblestone you go back to the crafting table and you make a stone that is

Gravel yeah yes but you still got some some Stone this is Stone you you can just throw away the gravel now what you do is you’re going to go to the crafting table and you’re going to do the same thing that you just did but you replace the wood planks with the

Cobblestone and now show the same [ __ ] yeah but then you have a stone pickaxe oh cuz I made it out of stone yes and it’s the same for axes it’s the same for swords so if I do it again with stone I can get a bronze pickaxe or

Something no no it’s it’s iron after this so now what you’re going to do is you’re just going to dig down you’re going to make a little M I can make iron I can make an iron pickaxe I have enough Stone no you need iron for that iron

Ingots you have to find that Oh I thought you needed stone for us now what you’re going to do is you’re going to make yourself a nice set of iron tools I mean of stone tools so you know how to make an axe how I don’t I don’t even

Have iron no just Stone yeah yeah how many how much Stone do you have your mic is very lag I need some sticks sticks in the middle two sticks in the middle is this a ax is this a ax this is a ax right

That’s a ax yes so the same way you made that now Stone you do it with stone boom now we’re going to make you a sword so that you can defend yourself swords are very simple from ra two Stone in the middle middle and upper middle just two Stone and then a stick

On the bottom then a stick on the bottom I don’t even have I need to make sticks wait okay make another stick and a stick on the bottom after you’ve made a sword you can go mine mine down until you find a cave then tell

Me don’t do that okay no no no I’m sorry I’m sorry then once you f go mine down there and then once you found the cave you come tell me okay have fun but it’s it’s so dark uh up your brightness make torches have fun down there how brightness brightness stop stop step

R just just just keep on mining you got this I only have a few and you destroyed him you didn’t even just take okay okay step on what are you doing yes but you he’s I’m making a farm okay you’re right now what you’re doing is you’re making a Barry Farm

That’s good but instead you should make a wheat farm some are we going to get that busy you’re you’re on farming Duty cuz it’s it’s you um it’s just you to farm so go get okay go get some wheat I’m not even black no okay I got some uh I got some

Of that I got four wheat seeds so just wait show me show me so dark I can’t see anything show me the seeds those are berries what you going to need is you’re going to need to break some grass oh yes yes okay you know how to

Make a hoe right you have experiences with hose right yes yeah I do no I don’t but I do with that kind of food okay make a hoe and then what you is you want to do it near the water yeah look you I can’t find a mine give

Me a second you have to do it near the water you have to use the hole Yeah you you have to right click it near the water come there you go like right here and there and then yeah there you go good job and now you wait for that to finish I know

How to farm I know how to farm in this game you just have to wait for it to finish and then boom you have a farm actually you know what R I’ll help you what I have right here I have a gift for you oh what this bro I have a gift

For you I iron nice work R I have a gift for you this is bone meal it’s basic Al fertilizer you can right click the plants and they’ll insta grow so then you can get a bunch of wheat that’s very important so just right click the wheat

And then once it grows you can break it and then you get more seeds plus wheat and then you make your farm even bigger okay so do that with the bone meal you gave me so much there you go I I heard I heard a creature squeak like

So now you can go work on your farm roll have a go Stefon died I was whining it’s okay I’m just gonna get it back hey Dogo come here go go wait I have to help I have to help Lotus oh this is an interesting

Mine no you can hear B this is an interesting mine okay okay um BS it’s very ve very good you okay what you’re going to do is you’re just going to mine like this and you’re just going to go deeper until you find a a good stra down

Just straight down don’t dig like this cuz then you can fall in lava so just dig like you hear that that’s a bad that’s a bad that means you’re getting closer isn’t that a cave that’s good now go no wait bro bro bro nah bro I don’t got a

Pickaxe yes you do did it break no it broke then go make a new one idiot yeah bro I’m I’m stuck okay get out of the way ow wait this is kind of a problem wait just just get out of the way for a sec I’ll fix this there you go

Press there there there and then there you go now you can get out thank you you’re welcome what are the other boys doing uh uh R is building a making a farm cuz you know he’s an act go go to the farm and Stefan I don’t know what the hell he’s

Doing for the viewers what’s going on at the farm I’m just mining but go to the farm us needs to go to the farm right now bro you have to make the farm bigger hoe more you have to use your hoe yes yes um but I couldn’t do it on

This stuff so I oh okay yes yes yes I understand and now you just Place some wheat and if you want to get rid of this stuff more quick you can make a shovel it’s two sticks in the middle and then one stone or wood on top okay I hear that [ __ ]

Aw hey the the stream is family friendly no not I don’t give a [ __ ] where’s that character sampling mother flipper a poop what what’s an oven what’s a furnace a furnace uh it’s uh where you you bake things you put coal which is used to smelt and the

Iron and then it gives you iron ore which you can when I put it on yes that that good good very good oh no I hear you where you At okay I’m going to build my house where do I want to build my house that’s a green pickle that’s yes green pickle you always got to run away from the pickles bro I I I just ranom over here uh that’s a pickle that’s a pickle that’s a green

Pickle and then just an explosion I got iron nice work how do I get get it out of my left hand if I put it in my left I can make an Iron Pig you press F what is that noise F you have to press F to take

It out of your thank you found I think I’m kind of uh I don’t know where I’m at I’m going to make a little base on this since when can grass grow in caves uh always since when can grass grow in caves I mean if there’s dirt

There then the grass can grow well that doesn’t make any sense you’re right I don’t know I I I don’t work here bro whoa there’s a lot of green stuff in this space hey at least it’s not white look look at least it’s not white at least it’s not

Sticky whoa what are you what are you all abouto o I’m going to there a pink flower I’m scared I need a home can you pick me up I Chef I don’t know where I am whoa but really I don’t know which way the cave goes up it just need to help uh

I have no clue where you are and I frankly can’t help you yeah just go in the cave next to the farm hey what is this blue stuff but I just need to know that fine I’m coming to help you that blue stuff that blue stuff is a Lapis you can use

It later on to enchant this skeleton is messing with your farm oh God hey hey can I make can I get three iron for a bucket I need to have water uh I don’t have any iron on me oh least I need to I need to smelt it

First can I get some food I need there’s a green pickle watch out Stan I don’t know where the I don’t know where your cave is I don’t see theave I think Stefan you’re on your own you’re you’re on your own come here sub who wrote sub come here who

Wrote sub work on my house I’m almost de I’m almost dead whoever wrote sub is a legend gonna make more yeah I found oh my gosh it’s it’s a tall black guy away bro he creepiest a baby zombie help there’s a little guy baby zombie there’s a little

Green guy just be be glad he’s not riding a spider cuz sometimes they can ride spiders spiders I’m going to shoot him with a bow stupid dumb little small guy scar I don’t know where I am you need to help me I cannot help you I don’t know

Where you are just dig straight up and you’ll get out go there just dig straight up okay yeah trying to kill these spiders for some for some no going to kill these spiders die from spider there were like four of them and I was three Health oh I got

Torches I’m going to make a little base on the on thean a little castle if you may why do they not drop stuff this is this is unfair bro this is going to be very beautiful I’m a very Bader but it’s okay this is the Flor that I made is very

Beautiful yeah yeah the one that you made is also very beautiful Lotus you keep on screaming bro there are a lot of green pickles here oh I forgot I’m being ganged up by Green pickles one of them are help and my cousin fool I got him I got the green pickle nice

Work how do I want to make this do I want to put it like there or wait but when are we going to make a home when do we have to sleep oh you can sleep whenever it’s night time but we’re just not doing that basically cuz we need beds and I can’t

Find any sheep can you make sure no one steals my I can’t make sure of anything yes I can’t find any animals at all I thought there were like cows around but they’re not here no I have not found any why are every gold F so big

Pause uh there that’s just I’m pretty sure can I get some can I you should get to work you should get to work on a sugar cane Farm I have some sugar cane over here and you should probably get to work on that cuz sugar I got some sugar yeah

Sugarcane is important is very important for books and stuff why so that you can get enchants and be op books oh yes and then cuz guys I don’t want to alarm you or anything but the end goal is killing the ender dragon that is the goal of

This are we going to do that today no probably not not today today I want to just get you guys started hope you it’s so it’s just so funny when I hear people scream and then a Creeper explosion follows them I’m just chopping down some trees

Yes I killed him I got I got gunpowder that’s very good we can use that to make TNT and that will go Kaboom we can kill we can kill we can kill Stefon with that yes no trust me I have an Axe and I’m GNA ire a few

Minutes worry Stef is a what do you call it I’ve got 23 iron in the furnace I wouldn’t recommend I got one stack and 24 coal and 23 you have one stack of iron what did it say you have of coal but he’s changing the things he just he’s lying he changed

No I swear no I swear I I have one stack and 24 coal and 23 iron nuggets nuggets but I got a chest plate right now gon have full armor my farm is going I mean you can try you can try but you won’t succeed yes s I don’t know autis wait

Stefan I found you you’re in my cave you’re bad that’s my cave wait what I’m not even there what’s that I’m oh I’m I’m too hard so I’m to die Raul can you hurry up on your um what do you call it your F pause

What what bro can you hurry up with your farm cuz I am I’m about to die I’m about to blow what are you about to do I’m about to die of hunger but I have to regen as well oh you can oh you got some bread

You can have my three breads oh my gosh you are all Legend uh guys uh the stream might have been frozen for like 10 minutes now and I haven’t noticed what did you say oh never mind I thought the stream froze for like 10 minutes and I didn’t even notice but it’s good

This I hear a lot of sounds I heard what’s that what’s that white guy doing here skeleton my gosh I’m full iron can you can you uh give me three iron oh God Dam sure I have two more I can’t give you 10 I hate myself oh okay

Oh my God I didn’t do this 38 iron ingot 14 lapis lazuli and one St 38 iron ingots uh just go my you can my hole if you want you got 38 iron ingots where is it where is it it’s in the furnace left the left it’s pretty

Close why is this cave so annoying to go down yeah because wow I’ll I’ll just take three you can’t take Them I took six by accident it’s okay I’ll take happy meme welcome to the stream the chat’s been very quiet so wait did I mess this up again one two three four one two three God damn it fix this issue the bar is from pretty nice I did a good job shut up

Stefan where are you right now I need to know your location what did you say I need to know your location why I know your location n y 12 4 uh minus 34x wait where are you you didn’t even put door chest I oh my gosh did I mess something

Up I have I have one I one God freaking thank you st darn it this is in tra of my uh my stuff my uh for and that’s four again oh no no no this is just artistic design didn’t mess it up no no no no

Need to worry this is on purpose I did that artistic or artistic AR it’s it’s artistic design artistic we all know that you don’t have to tell us you’re not special oh Artic I think I can kill Enderman yay end we got an end wow did you just kill

A black person are you guys are you guys at spawn what is are you guys at spawn yes I’m in your I’m in your mine you’re my mine yeah because yours better wow I I got like almost every vein uh no you skipped the whole uh

Section I know I know but I like got the most part these little zombies are so annoying I wouldn’t dare so many why are there so many mobs cuz you’re your brother you’re what stop what you’re as small as them wow true okay this is this is good I am I

Was very confused for a second but I did it right just such a confusing build because I made it very weird wait growing yeah what where are you I’m at my my farm where your farm of course he’s at his farm my farm is over there do you have a permit for this

Farm you know that’s untaxed income the IRS doesn’t like that I mean the iris doesn’t like any of the other things that I do but I still do it dog ditch man I got a great adventure holy [ __ ] whoa Dogo yeah look look what I learned look what I

Learned to make what did you learn oh you got a shield Damn how you make a shield I made a shield I need food I aming I have food for you I am working on the house get some can I get some do you guys have uh food for me how much do you want how much do you want I just

Need uh I think oh he’s giving away the food ni desty I need like many food no give me food give me food give me food I need like many Foody him left click left click CU so like I really need this don’t no you guys are destroying my Farms

Again it was left I didn’t even know yeah it’s left click right click destroys him you still get oh My you guys you know okay somebody got food for me cuz I’m one I’m on one heart I’m on one heart somebody lus do you know I got food do you know how to make do you know how to make uh what do you call it but who took my iron it was

In the chest it was Stefan’s so if he took it doesn’t matter wait wait give me give me food bro I’m one hard I’m one hard donate me don’t someone have Co we need Co lus do you know how to make iron armor do you know

How are missing five iron you can use wood yes yeah it was in the chest I I can give you five iron if you wantes why you spit it out like that I I don’t know this game I play PVP sometimes but I I haven’t really played survival in a long while

Bro can you watch the no one steals the God doesn’t steal my iron I don’t want to steal wow cuz I’m a minority wow racist piece of [ __ ] because I need the iron for my shield and you say exactly to me that I need I don’t like bro why you so racist what

Racist can you make sure they make sure Lotus doesn’t steal my iron and then he hires ra to do it he hires the white person to protect from the Asian guy sorry that was acent that was an accent that was an acent that was an accident accident acent acent accident exent yeah

I two hearts so don’t you dare I also have two hearts do you have enough Health do you have enough do you have enough food cuz I can give you some more I have some yeah I can I get some food please can one of you come over here and rate what I’ve

Built can one of you guys come over here rate my house bro you’re pushing me into the into the chat what do you guys think of the house for now right now I’ve got this little VI now I need I want to get some slabs and some stairs you know

Spice it up a little bit but for now I’ve just got this plan to put some glass here hey get over here get over I got some food for you I got some food for you oh are you putting down some I one I already have I thank you

Very much now no mobs are going to spawn in my house do you need food do you still need food I’ll make a little dock here you want some torches I got some torches for you oh thank you very much I need the Tor we should probably put some torches at

Spawn by the way I only have 10 more Beres so I can wait wait I I can make I can make it more uh beautiful it’s okay okay wait uh I need how do I do it this uh like this like this I don’t know I I pick something

From you but I need food right now wow okay Dogo Dogo ditch man yeah my mic muted for a sec what’s going on wait who killed me come to the base zombie killed you oh I was AFK for a second I was you were slain by a zombie yeah yeah I know I

Know Lotus if you have some more torches then you should probably just place them all around the map so that mobs don’t spawn mobs spawn wherever there are mobs don’t spawn if there are torches Stefon do have you taken some step have you taken some of my stuff CU

I don’t have wait I need yeah I take something you I’m coming what’s up this oh this this this very nice you’re giving me more than I had before but uh I’m going to keep this open because going I did not have a name tag

How did you get a name tag what look up oh oh my inventory is about to how did you get that thank you for did you get it from caving bones I went in a cave oh nice thank you for your donations uh I aming my food still I’m missing my yeah

Okay and you can get the looks very like is this okay okay thank you give me a sec I’m going to make you a little bit Lou uh plac right oh mini zombie mini zombie mini zombie mini zombie watch out watch out watch out yeah okay in in water they’re super slow just

Kill them no no don’t you go yeah anyway I’m I’m going to get some sand so I can make some glass for my house oh okay oh BR me today I just want to like get a nice looking house didn’t do anything a nice looking

Place do you have some more uh Stefan do you have some of that stuff wheat seeds pickle pickle pickle pickle watch out oh you wor can have no you can have it take it okay you learned how to use a shield okay do you have

Some the best way to kill a pickle is with a bow I don’t see wheat seed no those green ones those oh I I already gave them to you right oh yeah you did uh sorry I’m sko nothing out of the ordinary um just are you going to make a

House what are you what are you doing furnace oh that’s that’s cute you should probably make some armor so that you’re better I’m I’m going to help you so see I I I have some iron in the chest you can have some Lotus you should probably make some iron

Armor here you no you can have the half oh sure is there there there I am going to make a storage system before it gets out of hand cuz it gets out of hand quick I only have one messed up chest you don’t sort out your items like day one what the

Hell I only have one chest though help help help help help help help bro you should probably get IR next to me I am not supposed to be I’m not supposed to be supposed to be the B Lotus there’s a tiny there’s a I can make I can make armor how do you

Make armor uh you should get the crafting recipe for that no he does he’s attacking me you make he’s racist how can you make it like a head or like whoa do you want head bro that’s a bit no like oh sorry I didn’t mean it I I you

Can if you open the crafting table look look look if you open the crafting table you see that green book uh-huh oh iron leggings and then you can just type in armor and then you see all the armor you can make how you can make them and all

That wait now you can see me better you can see me better oh my gosh I’m goingon to die I’m gonna die I’m GNA die you guys like if you guys need help you could come here just help me so help me help me there’s so many what is going on with

This with this Enderman why is it getting so loud it just started screaming cuz you looked at it if you look at Endermen they get pissed yeah I wasn’t looking at it I wasn’t looking at he was just he just killed Stefon and then he went like yeah

Then they also get angry if that happens how much iron do you have to uh do you need for um a chest oh wait did you kill the Enderman you what do you mean for an iron chest plate you need eight ah okay oh God damn it I wasted A you gave me here this is your this is I can only make I gave so much before where is all the iron I know oh my gosh I don’t know okay I am going to put my diamonds in this chest if if my diamonds are stolen

I will kill the person who takes get I swear to God I won’t steal I ain’t a fella can I get a diamond pickaxe or no okay what why why why you want a diamond pickaxe go go get some diamonds yourself okay sure go get some diamonds

Yourself yeah boy this will be my stone chest we’ll put all the stone stuff in here get your black ass out here okay don’t say that look we’re not particular a family friendly Channel but you know sorry try to keep it um uh TR to keep it non-racist yes we try our

Best r i i I’ve got you a little gift ra I’m I’m coming out wait I’ve got you some more got a good harvest probably work on um making your farm even bigger I I got I got a little bit of bone meal for you oh I have four B I can

Make oh by the way guys I’m going to make a little I’m going to make a little Pond cuz I have I when I went on my mining Adventures I got some Axel with me so I’m going to make a little if they die I will kill whoever

Killed them what are those they’re very cute make a little Exel wait you can see me better right now right yes let me get some food from the farm for the Axel oh I have some food I just harvested you just harvested no no no don’t mine it don’t mine it you don’t

Cck right click right click right click right click oh sorry like a little or or I’m goingon to have food in the chest I’m going to have food in the chest okay take the food out of the chest if you need it bit space for me oh there’s a water

Cave yes there are water C water caves are op I think I think they are um you need to uh you need to craft the doors so you can breathe I should probably keep this I’m good and little Axel friendos are going to go into the Axel

Pond doggo do d man you’re going to be very proud look what I got we can make bubbles in the water you got magma magma damn it has to be a uh it has to be a source block though like look it has to be a source block for for there to

Be does it need to be lower I’m pretty sure it does also have to be lower yes they all have to be Source blocks oh [ __ ] it’s not working there are no uh oh uh oh I can’t get out God damn it I have to wait there

We go sh that sh up sh up sh up that’s dangerous I wanted to make bubbles I just don’t I forgot how you do that ra I got some oh and I made this are you proud I made this I don’t know what it is with oh don’t do that it makes

Fire bro here’s some water buckets for you you only need one F I know but hey we this Farm is our only source of food okay stop it if you ruin no don’t ruin the farm no no no no I’m going to die I’m going to

Die I’m like one I’m one I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry don’t ruin the farm it’s our only source of food bro R is a legend for being our farmer oh these are the exos yes a they’re very cute it makes me want to kill them if you do I will kill you

Wow what I’m going to help You we’re going to expand your Berry Farm because berries are just very easy uh and they give you just a good good amount of food they grow they grow very fast so I’m going to help you okay stop with the music I’m sorry bro okay I’m going to

Tear down this part so we can expand it over here no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no why not think smarter oh are you going to make a second story I’m mentally ill think smarter not harder we already

Knew that I don’t know how you’re going to harvest them but you’re just going to have to figure that out you can build the rest of it I’m just going to plant them you can build the rest I’m just going to plant them yeah I got a lot of wood good Stuff where’s Stefon I don’t know he’s been quiet he’s been uh doing his own thing I swear to God if he’s jerking off or something Jesus ston doesn’t do that ston doesn’t do jeez jeez my we what are you doing in me house Lotus what are you doing in me

House building iron oh that’s good that’s good I would I need to borrow some of your coal if I may all right you can do it cuz I really need to what’s it called so this is going to be my MK chest I need To I need to make glass to finish the house there going to get some more going to get some more sand for the house it’s going to be very pretty and and then when I finish my house I’m going to go mining again cuz I need to

Find obsidian and then I can enchant my thing and we can go to the nether no left why did he leave why did he leave ask ask Ask BR are you are you still in the call I think he crashed because his mic is also doing R are you good he crashed oh I’m lagging I’m lagging I’m lagging I’m lagging I’m lagging Mama M me you’re supposed to mrock right oh I got Diamond you’re supposed to mine

What I got diamonds nice Diamond Stefan’s moving up in life oh what what still short though [ __ ] power short Kings getting some Sand I just get La there we go I’m so hungry I can’t run so hungry yeah like food is really our problem food is a big problem to the farm I got farming I got I’m farming I’m farming food what do you need just food stuff I can put in my mouth

Whoa okay right now I’m waiting for the glass to finish up wait for me should probably work on getting enchants I need to get Obby it’s in the chest it’s in the chest there’s stuff in the chest r Wait Wait Lotus where is your cave lead me to it I should probably

Take some just just let me eat for a second I also need to eat honestly I’ll eat the rotten flesh I’m also taking the no no that’s not good right uh you can just stand still and then the the H the the hunger effect will just I got more

There’s a lot more more stuff that you can eat that’s absolutely wonderful my Minecraft is a little bit glitched the crafting recip Goofy can just wait until the hunger effect is Gone cuz realistically the next thing that I want to work on is going to the nether I I got a fous steel that’s one step now where are where where’s your cave where’s your cave it’s uh the cave or where you uh let me in the beginning like at the

Start oh where I where okay oh we can build our base right here this this oh my God I mean I I am already working on my base you can build your base wherever you want wait so that base is only for you my that’s I mean I I thought you got I

Mean you can live with me but I thought you’d make your own base eventually so I’m homeless no no no no no no you’re you’re living with me for a bit until you can move about why why not just D you hate me that much no yeah it’s like with with parents you

Know my parents actually lovely I’m I’m not your dad though I don’t want to be a dad well my dad brought me to milk back so congratulations what you doing does he love you though why would you ask that of course not I make my bisy we’re pretty much alone there’s

No one there there are like a few people watching not that not that many though well my my teachers like me on on school I hope I’m going to kill the Skelly boy oh I got lava I can’t wait where you got lava wait I’m going to bring two buckets

So we can make a no no no no like did you find a lava pool ra give me a bucket of water like a like on a mountain on a mountain is like a a stream or something oh okay well I can’t find the cave that

You that we made at the beginning so I’m going come on man it’s really easy I’m blind for some reason oh I oh my gosh I’m so stupid it’s right in front of me yeah I thought are like how can you not find it cuz I I went looking the other

Way where I where we originally where I originally like in the first oh who joined Stefan Stefan who joined who was that who joined probably monkey je I think wait oh what’s a monkey Je I might have I hope I hope monkey G can fix his darn laptop so that he can join

Us oh God wait so there’s a tall black man standing next to me and I’m scared racist yay I got lava good good job I be scared as wello America I need to find myself some coal I need to find why Inc should be legal whoa slow down there

Bucko oh my God it’s an acto come here yeah get the green pickles so we canun oh my God for uh for for blow up thingies berries those are why are these glowing pickles in water oh glowing glow squids or something oh glow squids well I’m going dig down hello squids

I this isn’t working time to dig down dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig whoa you’re one word you’re one letter away from a bad word what are you talking about I have no idea I found some biggies Haram kill them Haram and a green pickle oh over this way

Then Piggies are hot them kill them you will not eat that holy [ __ ] I feel like in World War II like they’re everywhere explosions feel like World War II was a bit worse than Minecraft but okay R what are you still just working on your farm yeah I’m expanding it but there’s a

Bunch of zombies around me so I green pickle green pickle go boom uh oh another green pickle green pickles they’re ganging up on me I only have one the green pickles have airation of you you are uh D dman there’s four of them the green pickles what they have inspiration of you they

Explode that’s that’s a good one n I’m going tell yeah another green pickle oh God yes I killed them this time come here whoa I got 10 raw 10 raw uh raw lava yes oh my gosh I’m so stupid I forgot to bring water I forgot to bring water I’m so

Dumb why would you need water so that I can make obsidian there’s water right here but I don’t have any wood to make a crafting table to make a thank God damn it I need obsidian I have to being surrounded by zombies there’s so many there’s so many need to

Venture deeper in into the caves I need Obsidian oh here a crafting bench cting table which I made earlier I’ve been here before but I must go deeper I must one bone God damn it you’re a greedy ass [ __ ] got to go down got to go down I’m probably going to end up dying somehow and losing everything and then

Being extremely sad I killed two but there’s two more there’s six there’s so many mine down going to mine down going to mine down they say never dig down cuz you’ll fall into lava I’m probably going to fall into lava I don’t know oh my God o

Diamonds plus you’re dying I just got some diamonds shut up did you lose everything like is it far or you think he can get it back I lost I don’t even know where I was I was in a cave no a tiny one a tiny one yeah just like

You’re wow that was uncalled for ah no that feeling I am probably going to fall into the lava if so I’m goed is there a Cave System here like this biome sucks this biome sucks which biome yes when it’s becoming day where day no way all my did all my stuff

Respawn did you find it I swear to God I heard that that your loot eventually despawn it despawns in five minutes 5 minutes yes edman stop watch out he’ll steal it oh my God the tiny zombie is so annoying bro can’t even do anything against it yeah

Tiny zombies are honestly like the worst mob to fight okay okay is that my stuff no that’s a spider that’s a spider that’s a spider that’s a spider something very different hey heyy hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyy stand back uh you taranta crey ass oh Jesus finally where

Yes yes they’re dying I got AED what I got a potato why is all my stuff like right here bro I have found a potato did you find a potato I found a potato give it to me is right here I’ll give it to you when I get up SK wel to

Stream is this a server yes this is a server me and my friends made well I made but me and my friends are playing on I found the potato yes I got I got I got three dogs a free free what three is more than

One I got I got two dogs oh nice you can you can make more with dogs I’m pretty sure you can’t breed dogs which is kind of disappointing okay everybody every dog you can you can breed dogs what are you y I’m 90% sure that you can’t I’ve

Never I’ve never can you can you can you can you can bre dogs oh my gosh guys I found a spawner I found a skeleton spner holy moly I found a skel SP just Java yes this is a Java server arrows from that oh wait does he want does he want

To play with us or something remember the coordinates I’m going to I don’t even where can you see your guys where can you see your coordinates pressing F3 uh press F3 F3 and then God Bless America I got melon seeds I got melon seeds what melons melon you serious are you in a

Jungle no spawn by the way those are the quarts for the spawner but the spawner they have chests and those chests of Loot and I got a melon seed nice you don’t realize how important that is that’s like incredibly good that is oh I got two ducks well I’m happy with

That I’m not going to die but I have some golden apples so and I got all my stuff back so I’m really happy about that yes this is this is just the Java server I forgot if I answer your question honestly it’s only for Java chicken chicken wait are two then

We can breed yes yes we need cows wait wait we need I found one I found one wait wait I’m going to trap him I’m going to him all right but for eggs we can make eggs you can lure him you can lure him with seeds

You can learn you can lure him with seeds I know but I trapped him I trapped him I trapped him but he’s got to despawn eventually um they if you put I can find another I can find another chicken oh just St yes God damn it salmon salmon salmon

Fish I wish I had some freaking wood right now cuz I need uh what do you call it I need a bucket to make a thingy you know what is step on he’s being I think he’s just mining thaton he’s being himself oh oh my gosh it’s my lucky

Day nothing think there’s a m shaft guys guys I got salmon you got what I got fish oh nice guys I got another name tag nice now we can name the axel and the dogs I mean it’s the most important thing honestly how many name tags do you have we have two

Now why yeah I got two dogs I two you can only name you can only name one I’m pretty sure you can use name tags multiple times you just have to change the name on the Anvil wait wait can you yes going to go up now I have to somehow find water so

Let’s go on an adventure I got 12 uh I got I got 12 raw salmon nice I have a slight feeling that I’m going to die yeah me too I’m far away like far away from I’m in a cave I have four Hearts no food just go to Z

Z yeah just just mine up then like it’s better to just go home goo no we risk it I got egg the biscuit and another chicken wait we have two chickens that’s very good I need to find water it’s like Africa no water guys come here chicken chicken chicken

Now we can breed them wait I’m going to just bring the chickens home cuz this is a big yeah and and then we get more uh more meat yes and then we can we we can we can make a chicken and then we can basically make like a KFC and it’ll be

Great we have an infinite Chicken Machine wait so I have to uh make the bucket oh wait I’m going home with these two chickens all right I’m going to eat a golden apple just actually wait I can eat the bread where’s the piece of bread did I not grab the bread

I’m yes help me help me help me with the chickens I have to go I have to go but no I I’ll be back soon okay goodbye wait so Stefan are you still there yeah he’s just been existing for the past like hour or so no not hour yeah he’s

Going to come back with like two stacks of irid what are you doing diamonds how many diamonds do you got two that’s I went mining to get iron and coal and I found five diamonds come come across the sea just like your parents did they’re migrant come on come

On Jesus you have a green C cuz otherwise you can come damn well doesn’t wow you don’t have to out him on stream like that I got lava that’s stuff I I got lava as well that’s me all right I’m hot what the hell is that noise Su

That’s what we need right ooh diamonds o another Diamond o more diamonds I got five diamonds right I got 10 diamonds has been searching for diamonds for a long time and you just came up like diamonds I’m accidentally finding these diamonds I’m literally looking for water just some water

Literally and I’m finding diamonds don’t come in here there are a lot of berry bushes so not come in there noted where the hell is the water just some water bro AFA oh God creeper green pickle chicken chicken some guy’s name hello Papa another okay Ender where’s the chicken where’s the chicken more

Diamonds yay getting diamonds I should gok I got 12 diamonds I’m in a mcft right now yes I strip mining oh you don’t you shouldn’t you don’t strip mine in this version oh well okay I got another name tag yes I got two I got two chickens let’s go breed them

Wait I’m coming home with the two chickens okay yes oh my gosh water did you find water I found water water why do need so that I can mix it with lava to make obsidian I need diamonds wait are we going today in a hey a fox are we are we

Today going nether but I also need to make an enchanting table so that I can get enchants come your chickens but we need to find cows we got to find some cows your brother no no no no no they’re killing the chickens come here come here

F the fox kill I swear to God if if you yeah Fox killed chickens wait there’s no I got one chicken we can just wait until it makes an egg and then boom Another chicken oh yeah no you don’t oh how many things does it take to they kill the Chickens I’m going to kill myself it’s okay well good luck with that try to find some cows we need cows more than chickens yeah we need some we need some of them uh milkies we need some of them big milkers them Themo goon we’re so no don’t stay back oh there’s a bat oh my God my no no no no stay back no no no no no no not don’t worry Chad I’m I’m a Asian yeah you’re killing the skeleton good work uh by the way did you ever get your stuff back or

No yeah I did oh nice ah that very good they’re getting the mobs let’s go oh come on I need two more obsidian oh you dumb ass I need two more come on give it to me no no no no no stay back then I can get the hell out of here

Give me that last bit of obsidian that final piece of obsidian now I can get the hell out of here I want my freedom ooh diamonds one two four I found four diamonds bro Stefan is in pain right now oh he’s livid and I know he’s

Pissed kill them boys oh my gosh you wouldn’t believe it more diamonds one two four five six love it seven eight oh my gosh eight Diamonds oh my gosh eight freaking Diamonds oh that was satisfying no no you scream like a girl no no my dog died oh

God come here how did he die I’m going to call you arou cuz you eat a lot how did he die by a zombie damn skill isue to be H I come are you did you actually come yeah actually I don’t got a name t

But if I if I do I’m I’m going to call arou I’m coming back home with two name tags so yeah yay no well one died his name was fella he was a bit black we probably shouldn’t name him after our uh real life friends f is is a

Girl’s name so um that is true sorry fella if you’re watching this but it’s true your mom’s a hoe wow bro we should you should you shouldn’t say that wait I’m pretty sure I see Stefan wait kill him kill him kill him kill him

Kill him him wa lus you’re not in a cave right Steph I see your name tag M I’m in a m sh yeah that’s where I was and I got all the diamonds there wait no I just got two three diamonds so he didn’t get all oh my God diamonds one

Two three a welcome oh you’re still here oh yeah you were already here uh I got two chickens R wasn’t R wasn’t here to see the surprise I I got him I mean I I already told him but I got some some potatoes and some melons

Wait yeah but I’m here no I really need to see it he need he needs to be fatty like he is always yes oh yes he’s super nice never has done a bad thing in his life oh wait you’re talking about me no no I’m talking about your dog bro the person

He’s named after super nice guy yeah n he he stole my food I mean of course he’s going to do that he loves Mexicanos we probably shouldn’t be imagine if he sees this I mean he won’t but well erus if you see this it’s true if you see this I didn’t say

Anything well he did no I didn’t I didn’t say anything bad about him wait well skeletons have are like snipers yeah that’s their entire that’s the entire I just I just got a text message from arou you’re you’re capping no you’re CA I think I heard I

Hear on Discord wait wait I’m I’m going to check let let me let me do it’s not him it’s not him let me look let me look let me I’m lost I need the quarts oh wait no it’s right here oh my gosh the berry F me I heard

It the Berry Farm is absolutely huge just like my oh it’s it’s my WhatsApp The Berry Farm is huge just like something else yeah my [ __ ] I didn’t expect you to actually say it I was talking I was talking about my I was talking about my my chick yes

Chickens yes yes yes yes well else you think you good save right there bro good save good save oh about what about what should I save oh yeah totally totally totally totally totally damn man you almost messed me up yeah sorry I didn’t mean to you think they can still hear

Us wait wait wait [ __ ] we’re not muted [ __ ] uh uh we were just talking about uh how he saved our chicken why I hate black people here’s my list you’re a cannibal and a racist cannibal what I ate my dark flesh I’m got to finish the windows cuz you didn’t um

Yeah this is probably my most like racist stream till now of course when you join hello to the new say hello to the new doggo Dutch man we love he’s a bad influence Mom it’s not my fault it’s him no I’m not I am he is a horrible

Influence ah green pickle what green pickle watch out green pickle went boom I’m going to start a potato farm stop moaning you dog I’mma start a potato and melon farm it’s going to be the best F ever really oh 26 diamonds I just need the achievement bro speaking facts wait why did you

Diamonds let me make wait can I make a diamond pick please no bro go get your own diamonds go get your own diamonds give them give them back hey you want to fight bro you want to fight you know what I’ll just kill your dog bro I’ll

Just kill your dog he he’s here no no no no no no I’m G to make him sit I’m going to make him sit I’m going to make him sit I’m going to make him sit that’s what I thought again hey hey whoa whoa whoa he’s biting me he’s biting me no no

Make him sit down teach your doc some Manas teach your doc some Manas this is House bad boy AR I know you like food but that’s a that’s a human he comes into my house then he shits on my carpet there’s poop everywhere look bad B bad bad dog there’s poop

Everywhere like what is this bro horrible you’re having a timeout you’re having a timeout wait can you can you put a name tag above his head and name him arou that would be funny um I’ll give need do we have Anvil do you have an anvil

No in timeout arou you can come out when you have a name tag you can come out when you learn to behave I’m going to throw holy [ __ ] look at the farm uh Ru made yeah r a wait I’m I’mma make a massive potato farm like an absolutely massive potato F

I’m G I’m G to make him I’m going to make that farm bigger just like it don’t do it please don’t it’s not worth it don’t say it it’s not worth it well I mean how to how to prevent rape just say yes can we just not talk about that on

Stream I I mean bro it’s true like I guess so but stop moaning we’re trying to keep this family friendly well at least a little bit it’s not my fault you’re so stupid to get raped like don’t say stuff like that I don’t I don’t get

It if they go to terapy from I got rap you could just say yes and it wasn’t a rape shut up shut up I’m not I’m not you’re a horrible influence help me help me help me do Dash man I’m stuck in a letter I will beat your ass if you don’t

Shut up yeah if you can find me if you can f me I want to see my old base that you blew up what do you mean I blew up my beautiful base yeah was it it was was this my base no it wasn’t gosh darn it

That was Raul that did that I didn’t blow up anything no you you’d immediately assume it was me if it’s anything to do with explosions I mean that’s just basic sense but all right move on Jesus ah you’re going to hell hey Stefan how you doing yeah Stefan yeah well I got 60

Diamonds so what you got 60 diamonds 16 16 oh for a second I thought you were like actually good at the game I was like what otherwise could uh F learn from you but yeah otherwise it would be like oh you know like I I I yeah okay I mean you you’ve

Spent so much time in the mines I expected you to get who join the call who joins the call I don’t know somebody joined the call I’m not bro I hear I I’m pretty sure you’re schizophrenic you shut up you just shut up hello bro maybe you’re not schizophrenic I

Maybe you’re the schizophrenic one I don’t know man yeah yeah yeah you get him buz bro I made the farm a lot bigger wait whoa rude you’re going to be really proud when you come Yes we made your farm bigger I thank you thank you so much

Well I mean we shared Farm but I I know I know I’m joking I’m joking I’m joking my girl left me real I never had a girl well that’s not my problem just socialize more no no okay we got to find some cows bro I can be your snap girl

What what do you mean we can have a snap we can have a snap relation what the hell am I witnessing I don’t want to be a part of this you’re watching fornite finest bigger a bit bigger just like fed cuz he is a stop wow stop no don’t stop chillax man

Chilla my family’s back stop what are you yapping about bro we don’t even monkey G say the N word look we’re trying to keep the channel at least a little bit family friendly and you’re failing at that horri too bad for you I’m never letting you on stream

Again God damn it my hormones kicked in I’m never letting you stream again wait but I can just I can just I can just Join This Server I don’t know what you I don’t know what you mean but I’ll just you know I can I can just ban

You all wait wait wait wait wait wait wait chill chill chill we can we can we can shake this off come on just stop saying weird stuff okay come on [ __ ] well okay chillax my my beautiful Axel modles my headphones just my my headphones just like uh electrocuted me or something I don’t

Know they went you just you just what’s really funny when you when you uh went away SE was looking for diamonds he’s still looking for diamonds and then uh as um just went looking for diamonds and out of nowhere boom he Diamond I was I was I was looking for for water

Literally just water he got diamonds and I found like 20 diamonds I was still there when that happened was like busy like 20 minutes I was still there when that happened no no no no you you was you was away you were gone you were gone I remember you looking for water

For the lava cuz you yeah and then I just found a bunch of diamonds yeah oh but you you said you found some yes I was I yes I did but after that it was like I just found a bunch of diamonds okay I am going on the hunt for

Cows but but part of my farm did you make bigger bro I oh you can look over there I planted a lot of potatoes oh where where uh over look look look look over here these are some melons they’re still growing and then look at all these potatoes thank

You who’s there what is this who was that it was mon he’s weird okay time to go look for some cows going on adventure meow I might just honestly spawn cows in wait I I don’t even have cheats enabled I forgot meow that’s not the sound of cow

Makes that’s not I think it actually does make that sound no no no no I don’t know man kind of goes like I learned my ABCs today oh congratulations I learned that the sky is blue wait wait should I do now yeah it is what I I always thought it was green

Whoa the skies are really blue I always thought it was green or maybe I’m someone have more metal for me cuz I really need uh to make metal armor metal no there’s no metal thingy on this map oh I found pigs come on it’s like the game’s teasing

Me show me pigs a more pigs I’m going to kill them out F ew I don’t want this pork chop in my inventory you monkey you have a perit to live I want this this this pork chop in my inventory har I’m going to make massive Farm whoa bro you can’t eat

That I’m I I don’t want it in my inventory I’m killing all the pigs wait you’re you’re Muslim right so like can you actually eat pork in like game I mean no I I I can I guess but I’m not going to do that got to stick to the

Rules I mean it I don’t bro it doesn’t really count cuz it’s I know but it’s just it’s just I I I it’s just funny we we we we stay away from that oh I found a bunny I found a little bunny Romeo Vlogs welcome the stream I’m

Here but I probably can’t watch much for a long time that’s very sad oh well L yeah that’s a that’s a pretty big L bro just just like ignore all your things just ignore all your responsibilities and watch the stream bro it’s like not that hard like bro just say to your parents

That you’re homeless and like go out of there get your PC get your get your [ __ ] together exactly I don’t care speaking finish in the chat I have no idea what they’re talking about meow stop speaking sheep makes this CH that’s I’m going to sing my ABCs right

Now y k m l a o n okay I thought it went um my dad touched me on my secret PL nice my uncle only does that yeah I was about to say that’s what my uncle does well my uncle died so like m ah someone has to replace him someone has

To replace him he probably touched me while while I was sleeping me practicing the the dice roll in haunted house what stop please just R Kids young kids look up uh practicing the DI roll in a haunted house everybody look up oh my gosh I I almost died cuz I tried to like

Clutch in a boat it didn’t work bro R you know that like a lot of zombies can spawn you don’t have any torches in your farm I don’t have stuff for torches so I don’t I don’t care oh that’s not my problem I’m mean to kind of is all of

Our problems cuz he’s our only source of food I found the chicken bro yeah bro I I got a lot of history you know when I got two chickens R yes they died by Foxes God did you kill the fox wait give me a moment somebody’s somebody’s somebody’s calling why

Not well you kind of deserve I was one heart oh okay okay that that makes Sense R what do you think of what I did to the farm wait all right nice lotus how many chickens do you have this little balcony uh none they were killed that’s great I’m going to bring home some chickens and some eggs there are two chickens in a boat one of you must

Die one you’re dead you have survived congratulations my brother bro I’m in a country and I don’t have unlimited internet bro just buy more internet so that you can watch the stream it’s not that hard my Wi-Fi is bad just just buy a better wi-fi just yeah bro just buy more

Wi-Fi so you can watch the stream bro it’s not that hard I dropped my sword o more more eggs oh no there are Phantoms oh God that’s bad oh L do you know what PH no oh great you’re in for a I found no

No no no don’t don’t I found a okay well you’re in for a Surprise I’m making my way down Going going F we’re so autistic making my way downtown spoken like a true homeless man those words come the heart hey R look up look at what I done hi hello neighbor want to suck some dick for some money no oh my go I should have never let you on can you give me some

Iron armor if I do that well I have to go later do you have to go now or oh no no no no I don’t think so you more wait I’m going to get my freak hell you’re what now bro what why what is [Applause] blood real real my daddy suck my dick

For you’re the r can you help me with what with your goddamn Farm what do you think my butt luck no your farm who you are messed up in the head you’re there’s something why else do you think I went to a [ __ ] Hospital you did you go to a mental hospital

Multiple like actually or relatable no what do you think I don’t know you honestly seem like the person who would want some crack my point stand [Laughter] Bro what the [ __ ] what is going on bro I don’t know is is this is this is this a is this the first time you got a handicap person on your stream yes no Well Chad I got I got how old are you guys how old

Are you guys and if you’re above uh six plus give me your snap under you mean above six why would under or above I don’t care but maximum is in the water because I thought it would be cool to like do it like this I

Don’t know yeah if your age isn’t on the clock if you also want the Empire of Hitler back uh give me your snap h i will personally talk with you oh Jesus what are you farming I’m giving you content so this isn’t really content this is more just very very

Cursed like on the we can’t do it on actual on which on which app do you promote your streams uh Dogo I I still haven’t gotten to that because I’m I I bro you got to do that bro are going to be I plan to do

That wait let’s check up on the potato farm no I won’t I’m not your black slave do it yourself you can just stop I the potato gr I want you okay ra I’m going to make chick farm this probably the most artistic thing I’ve ever heard oh yeah this this

Dude he’s a he he’s he’s uh of the special kind so to speak well uh Chad uh I’m going to introduce myself hi I’m I’m Lotus I’m new here uh I escaped from my special ad class so um yeah and if you’re below six giving your snap I

Would happily text you and if you’re above 12 get out out out of this stream yeah buddy you’re way too old wait how old is he I don’t know wait wow six uh now he’s 1 oh Stefan just left no he got back I think he’s I just

I just need to get up in some way I’m way too down I don’t care you’re way too down yeah yeah I’m person who down out of all of us like life goes up no my life goes down I’m a down don’t go can I teleport to you or

Something no no we’re going we’re not going to we’re not about that life why do you always cheat like like why do you always want to cheat like if you want to cheat just do like slash height and then uh if you want to cheat your Jew in a

Second World War I if you want to cheat you can just do slash height and then you’ll become taller oh slash height wow wow don’t do that okay sure but I don’t know how to get up I don’t uh uh uh FS yeah cuz OptiFine there OptiFine isn’t out yet so it’s

Like holy [ __ ] slow wait no I’m not going to say this on the stream your stream is to family kind you’re supposed to say holy crap not holy [ __ ] this is very uh holy moly plank of CRA ho smokes holy cow I will jerk off your grandpa what will you

Do relatable your grandpa why is that relatable sheep what sheep sheep I don’t care if your Grandpa got cremated where’s your grandpa he died of cancer this year I mean honestly if you’re I can’t watch it I can’t watch your stream cuz my Wii is just buy a better wi-fi

Like come on bro I mean he does make a good point listen to the Autistic wow Wow first time I got a star oh no no wait I’m a Jew Jesus wait are are you are you watch just Jews I don’t know they’re Finnish I know they’re from Finland yeah oh hey this is where I slaughtered all the pigs watch this is where I

Slaughtered all the pig Jesus does exist okay are you trying to you’re the only one that doesn’t believe in Jesus the Muslims the Christian Jesus exist are you are you trying to spread your religion in the Stream well no I love the Muslims I I hate the Jews I’m I’m I’m sorry not

Sorry relatable yeah exactly you’re not allowed to say relatable relatable what do you mean I’m I’m relatable you’re what you’re you’re nothing exactly you’re just you’re just pure wait how old are your Watchers in your stream cuz most of them left bro most of them left

After your your wa why is he saying that cuz he would be arrested right away most of them left after you started uh rambling well after you started if you came back cuz you left don’t be such a wher life is sometimes de such a wiener bro get over it over

Where are the cows I cannot find any cows do you have the money for internet cuz I don’t if you if if you have a cow make a video make a if you have a cow make a video uh that you killed a cow and send it to

Arouche yeah oh no that’s a horrible idea oh no oh no why I’ll send it to I’ll send it to Yan and I’ll be like I killed your mom sorry dude oh yeah yeah I’m 1 I’m sorry man your mom bro it’s not that hard just get

A job like first you learn the language you get a job then you uh what do you call it finish school get a get a get a get a job bro um after that pay for the Wii watch the stream it’s not that hard bro if you’re lonely kidnap a woman

You’re there there’s your solution do that I don’t condone that yeah they’ll have to stay with you they don’t have a choice well if somebody gives them their snap we can have aun all black guy is dead we can yeah every black guy dies we move I mean everyone dies

Eventually yeah they first because oh my gosh bro seral killers are just racist bro yeah they just love getting that guys don’t day this is the weirdest stream ever full oh step out of nowhere I full diamond armor bro I don’t even have a single

Piece of iron yet we don’t care R We Are Farmers we don’t care yeah we’re Farmers we can’t do anything else so we should just I cannot for the love of God what can’t you wait what what what I did it I found cows did you did you a no way I’m 500

Blocks away from from from from Spawn that take you want some do you want some breads come with me cows you will be the start of something great trust me you will be the start of something how many viewers are there right now how many viewers are there

Right now literally there’s like I’m pretty sure I gotta go oh bye thank you for how many viewers are right now like three like three hey you really got to promote man I know yeah but you got to promote like if you want more like viewers promote yourself I know I know

Like guys are this guy before he before he didn’t blew up what oh wait wait the duck of Dutchman it actually makes sense I knew this guy before he didn’t blow up before he didn’t blow up very yeah it makes perfect sense with you cuz I’m Arab I

Arabic all the money I have uh what the are youing spent on water cuz I get terrible poops from the tap bro who needs water when you have the stream like dude well you can say that cuz they are African children they start with a maybe they would have a better

Life African African kids if you’re watching this stream get water it’s not that hard just just get better did you hear my voice God damn I’m pretty sure if they didn’t have water they probably wouldn’t have internet so I don’t think they’re watching just just uh Ju Just build a

Well it’s not so hard I mean just just get Mr Beast over there it’s just get Mr Beast over there I but like all the Wi-Fi rou wait wait no no Mr Beast made a video right about about building Wells or something yeah he built walls in

Africa hey cows did he build walls in in Mexico this is going you just got suck by me you’re hilarious dude you’re so oh my mic stinks GH oh I just realize my mic also stinks it smells like yeah don’t smell your mic for the viewers on your

Mic who that who’s that doing cocaine oh no I was just smelling my mic I was just smelling my mic this is so hard getting all these cows with me no no no yeah no you’re probably hungry you’re probably hungry here here here R but I got cows get over

Here Jesus Christ I got five Stacks put them in the chest put them in the chest bro put some in the chest it’s so hard getting all these cows bro it’s like jeez man e my mic is wet how did I get wet well I suck my mic didn’t you hear That another cow oh my gosh another cow four cows this is great oh my gosh I’m pretty sure I’m going the wrong way have I been going the wrong way this entire time my days do we need to send the coordinates what what are your cords guys just

Z I was going the wrong way you stupid you you dumb you dumb you dumb you dumb godess just go to z z that’s where that’s where spawners I’m super smart don’t worry hey cows get get your get your wait wait do you know like like go with

Your friends you really need to play that game oh yeah doesn’t that cost money yeah like $5 I think oo I don’t have that wait I I was smelting some glass I I can give you that like you need to play like when you at least get a bit more viewers I got

It you need to get monetized buddy oh yeah oh my gosh even more cows I’m going to bring home seven cows D that’s a lot of titties that’s going going to be knocked eight cows think of all the Cheeseburgers think of all the cheeseburgers That why did you make the windows so high here I’m going to probably like upload the first video this weekend I think maybe wait are you destroying my art how dare you how dare you I need this to be one lower this this is premium content like you guys are so entertained

Right now it’s just me bringing a bunch of I thought oh wait I thought it was my last time on your stream no no it’s not gosh darn it my my ex broke this is this is this is top tier Minecraft content did I go the wrong way again I only I I

I just learned to make planks in this uh stream oh I’m super smart I’m going the wrong way still now I have to go back just go to z0 I’m trying well just don’t die I’m just severely severely me try harder Budd try harder you forgot about the fact that I

Have severe mental disability I don’t stupid did you say me well you’re nothing compared to me why doesn’t Africa have medicine because you can’t eat medicine on an empty stomach I mean it’s true all the African kids just leave your stream as if there are any bro

There ain’t any African kid it’s just there just a few finished people that’s it wait I think I messed it up I think I messed everything up okay now I’m going the right way get over here I’m contemplating just killing like six of you and then taking

Two home but that would be a horrible idea what if you wait wait wait R can you come and can you check if I’m if I’m doing it right uh I’m coming I’m coming the problem is there are so many cows that like they just stop following the wheat

Eventually cuz there are all all cows there are other cows in way fine it doesn’t matter it’s is is good it’s good it’s good it’s good come here boys this is how we made the other ones anyway so it doesn’t matter we’re taking you uh we’re taking you guys to a new home

Trust me it’s going to be what are you doing right now R it’s going to be great me yeah uh not really anything I’m working on this new weed farm which um weed farm weed weat Farm Wheat Farm uhhuh why do you keep on saying weat Farm like that cuz

Zaza yeah because I accidentally said wheat that’s so why did you sound like autistic girl what okay now no stop swear to God if you clip that I’m I’m going to clip it I’m going to clip it I’m going to clip myself do the voice changer thing again oh

No wait lootus can you can you say it one more time nah do it I’m I’m good brother for the culture for the culture hey rude wait wait say to do it do I need to do it do I need to do it do it big white creepy ass

Skeleton do it one more time n I’m good brother do it need more this is the best content in the world I agree I agree o yes R do it yeah you’re probably going to just going to clip me and not your you will no no no I’ll C my own R you

Have to do it for the culture my mother is calling me I got to go Okay bye so your stream is going to be F friendly again yippe oh make sure that it isn’t hello valisy this is fantastic content I’m just bringing home a bunch of

Cows this is no now one of the cows the wheat to the new farm and I’m also going to make a new potato farm zetron welcome oh my gosh bro Lotus left the viewer count goes from 1 to five I’m still here oh the viewer count just shut

Up the people just didn’t like you no I’m joking I’m joking I’m J W that kind of they just really enjoy the cow content they really just like the cows yeah they do definely they really enjoy the cow content but I’ve spent the last five minutes just trying to get

Them to cross a river this is the I have seven cows that I’m bringing home eight I mean eight cows seven but why cuz I found them along the way and I’m taking these cows with me you only need two you only need two 1

2 3 4 5 6 7 I’m bringing home seven oh my God I just got back why am I like have a hard who who raped me who uh I think it was the green the power was off for two hours well at least it’s back on again you know you

Got your priorities right the power’s off then it comes back on and then you watch the stream no no no no no don’t go to our farm wait how how much viewers are there right now like five or six well hello to the new people I’m the

Minority here I’m um I’m also a minority I’m keeping everything here alive so these these two guys are really boring uh no this gu is really offensive oh you start talking A guy leaves what a coincidence I’m just kidding if you’re Jew if you’re Jew if you’re Jewish leave

The stream don’t do this this has been going on for 10 minutes how many the cow thing has been going on for about 10 minutes now yeah you just keep going the wrong way like no I’m going the right way now I’m still 300 blocks away sure buddy sure

Buddy sure I’m going the right way I think or I’m schizophrenic wait let two three four five six seven yeah seven cows come on cows come on we haven’t got all day literally I’ve got like I mean we got an hour left we can do this in an hour right

Damn it my Uber Eats is like 20 minutes away from me Rob about Uber Eats come on get closer God damn it why is it taking so long I just want you guys in my farm just get over here bro jeez that tooks long enough okay

We’re back on land that’s good you here no Mr Cow oh are you did you uh did you escape with a boat from which country no the cows they’re still they I I just got them to cross the river by the way it’s my is my dog friendly right

Now because I think he’s enough in a Timeout oh yes you can take your dog at a timeout I think he’s he’s enough he’s a good boy he’s a good boy God these cows are so you’re IOU you’re going to eat the whole farm so oh there’s a skeleton give me a

Sec cows I got to deal with this where’s my I hope those Scouts die if they die I will seriously quit like if how long do you think this uh how long how long do you think this world will end what do you mean what how long do you think this world

Will end yes I think 17 I agree with him I think 17 no God damn it your go no but we got to cross even more water it takes them like 10 minutes to cross a single body of water just make a you know how much

Water did my family cross to get in this country okay I don’t care about your family history okay shut the hell wow make a bridge going to waste time making a bridge I mean in all honesty that’s probably a better idea than what I’m doing right now you that’s actually a

Great idea yes I’m going to I made a bit for your cow I am your cow actually disgust me re another green pickle you got some iron for me I’m building a bridge for the cows I don’t even have iron armor bro wait I can use some diamonds from

The chest and a whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you going to do wait bro please please doggo can I please make one Diamond ax no stay away stay stay away no please you got to pay me back though if you’re going to use the diamonds you

Expect pay back yeah yeah yeah I’m going to I’m going to pay you back eventually okay how many how many are you going to use uh okay okay that’s not a good just X says okay free diamonds I expect free diamonds paid back later yeah yeah yeah I I will eventually get

Your three Diamond if you don’t give him tomorrow there’s going to be tax tomorrow I’m G tomorrow there going to be consequences to your actions there going to be taxes so you’re going to be taxed for that oh my gosh these cows are so dumb I build a

Freaking bridge for the cows they jump into the water well you stupid ho are you mad are you mad okay at least some of the cows have a single Speck of intelligence well 2 1 2 3 4 five I lost the cow damn it I

Lost a cow back there I think IOU at it damn it I lost the cow back there oh my God we can do that of course we can do that oh my God cows you know you got five cows that’s more than enough see this is

Why this is why I brought seven with me just in case that that would happen wait dog I’m going to be honest your stream is so much alive when I’m here what your stream is way more alive when I’m here no it’s just a lot more racist

Honestly nah and and uh more alive not really no it’s just a lot well you shut up well it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter oh I I’m going the wrong way I’m like dumb ass no no no no no I’m going the wrong and right way at the

Same time is is that I’m kind of how can you mess that up no I’m moving like I’m not moving in a straight line I’m kind of moving uh uh diagonally which means that I’m slightly going the wrong way but in general the right way I am like roughly 200 blocks

Away wow that that’s close I swear to I’m going to freaking wow I tripped all the lcks on our home you did what I stripped all the loog on our why did you do that it’s way more beautiful no stri logs are ugly you idiot you imbecile is that what

You use the axe for yeah oh my you piece of garbage I have to rebuild that entire thing I I well no I despise you you don’t have to if you it’s ugly now yes this this scout crap has been going on for way too long bro

It’s yeah when are we going to sacrifice them we’re if you kill the cow I will kill you I’ve spent so much time just trying to get these darn cows home kill him if you kill him I will kill you I will kill you come on kill him kill him if you do

I will kill you oh I’m bringing some sheep as well my family just left me behind wow wow what relatable wow I have to eat alone again why what happened at least don’t be mad don’t be mad I lost your diamond ax I mean you’re still going to pay back

The free diamonds now you’re not allowed to take any more diamonds plus you still got to pay it back I’m I’m I’m just going to do a young move I’m just going to do a young move bab I’m just gonna do a young move a what move I’ll pay

Tomorrow I’ll pay tomorrow trust me no monkey wait does does yo the slave join does your laptop work look this is okay okay okay wow the first thing he does where where’s that monkey where what do you do what do you do now I got

To now now the cows have to cross the last River I think he’s probably just playing on the no on Nintendo it’s Bedrock Edition so yeah well I don’t care playing on the other yeah that taking so long where’s that monkey I’m going to kill

Myself I see him I see that monkey join dis I don’t want a lot for Christmas for Christmas there is Just the toilet has to what the [ __ ] crash on your phone you can join the Discord call on your phone pH you idiot yeah you imbecile yeah you Absolut master and he got to [ __ ] his mic worthless where is that monkey I want to hunt him down we’re down to three we’re

Down to four cows I see him we’re down to four cow see that monkey BR you lost half of he lost half of the couch I’m not going to die to a stick I’m not going to die to a stick you probably are going to die to a stick

He’s he’s bro he does a lot of PVP I’m actually going to die if you die bro he’s running he’s running he’s running he’s running I’m going to give him my diamond ax he I’m going to give monkey my diamond axe I just want to watch him Slaughter you

I’m just you need to be happy I built that whole goddamn you stripped all of my logs you built the you only Built the one story and the edes but I’m happy with you you did great well don’t complain I could have done nothing H you stripped my logs you literally did

Minus for real [ __ ] this one cow is still stuck in the water I don’t know what’s going on with him he’s just a little special IAS there is just Last Christmas I Last Christmas I gave y till the very next day I got Phantom taxed

Last I gave you my gu but the very next day you g oh no no no no this year to save you from tears I that’s a way better version I’m GNA hide from a monkey G yeah he left his computer crashed yes he did the cows are almost home I’m 100 blocks away no I have to cross the water again I have to cross the water bro can you come and bu can you

Come and build a a bridge lumpy welcome to the stream you’re watching the best I don’t save I don’t save minorities bro get over here and build a bridge where I’m working on my farm we need to get these cows here okay that’s part of

The farm you idiot yeah I build I build a little hole for your cows be happy but I’m working on my other Farms my potato farm Max TV welcome to the stream you guys are going to be you guys you guys are watching some great cow

Content right now I this is the best stream uh do ditch man ever made so yeah yes we’ve been honestly I’m pretty sure it’s been like 20 minutes I’ve been trying to get these C for 20 minutes yeah that that’s at least 30 don’t be mad ra I jumped on your one

Of your uh plants no accidentally accidentally accidentally accidentally bro I see the strip logs and it looks so ugly there it what’s up there can you place some ladders on this one can you place some ladders where are you I’m going to kill those CS if you kill the cows I will kill

You I see you I see you holy whoa you have did you come all the way from there I traveled 500 blocks with I I lost half of the cows then I got some more sheep wait wait I’m going to I’m going to make a I’m going to make

A bridge don’t worry wait I lost half of the cows then I got some sheep come come hello there I’m farming come wait the Sheep is distracted this see this this is what happens the whole time there’s like one guy that just gets distracted and then he doesn’t

Come and then I have to wait for him sounds like real life to me yeah it’s like that that one that one just that one slow kid there we Go I don’t have ladders I can’t get up there fast see that one sheep back there that one sheep that one BR come I made a bridge I made a bridge come I know I know I have to get that sheep though I have to get the Sheep I’m going to I’m

Going to go get the Sheep wait more in that dire uh no I had to travel very far to find the cows and then I had to travel back it was hell you can watch the stream I was I was it wasn’t f Lotus come come look at what I’m doing come look at what I’m doing look this has been the content for the last 20 minutes waiting for sheep waiting for cows you missed a lot you missed you missed a that was a boring Side Bar then yes but it’s worth it we need

Them yeah we need the cows for leather for books and stuff and we need a sheep fell off the bridge oh it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay London Bridge has fallen down okay wait Lotus I need you to build a pen for them Lotus get over here here

Here here come here come here come here come here come here I’m going to come come Here can I let can I take some coal of yours yes that’s not even my coal okay well it’s in your chest so uh oh at least I think so he killed you bro yeah I know I’m going to kill him this is why I hate [ __ ] what

No no no no no no that’s a step too far that’s a step too far that’s a step too far that’s a step too far monkey monkey G give me my stuff though give me my stuff step too far you just said word g monkey G monkey g monke g don’t say

That oh no monkey G said it as well oh God damn it oh no you can use can you help me get my stuff back thank you be all all my stuff I have it I have it oh God damn it that was a bit too far hey oh bro I

Hate the Temptation is too high you already did it bro you went too far bro this is why you get no hoes monkey G okay the Sheep all the time you’re a big fat [ __ ] come on just get in these cows are so stupid oh oh this [ __ ] I’m going to leave I’m

Never going to on to stream bye no no I want my stuff back monkey G stop killing monke I’m going to leave in 10 seconds no I want my stuff back I have it no he got all my other stuff I have most of it I

Think yes wait where’s that one sheep oh my gosh the one sheep went the other way God I hate my life here here Lotus where are you I have this this this this what else wow so much oh yeah that those are all yours iast got that

The pork chop I hate that where’s my armor my favorite armor uh the armor I don’t have are we just going to gloss over the fact that you dropped the N word hard R in the Stream I don’t care he deserved it look there’s a line and you crossed

It he’s black he crossed his own line oh now you’re going to act autistic yeah exactly hi there whoever joined who joined bro bro bro you’re letting them out what are you doing I know what I’m doing it’s segregation segregation segregation we split them up segregation segregation segregation fine

Secreation here I got some uh I got some uh Le so we can breath them yeah I know I know don’t breed him yet don’t breed him yet I have to split them up first don’t yet how did I get I’m sorry you said it too late we got ah

Spider cost me so much time to get these cows here I my my attempt to to leave this [ __ ] is so hard took all my wheat mon g mon g of course he’s stealing everything now okay we got to get this sheep out of here they want to [ __ ] but they can’t

Cuz there’s a wall between them I know wait can I get some iron from someone you guys I have nothing I’m going to kill monkey G again he’s he’s been a let’s sacrifice ra people in chat are suggesting to sacrifice you thank you finally they yo can you give me my stuff

Back room oh yes no no no no no I just want on my we don’t he’s killing the cows yeah bro nobody likes him this is why he get no gos no girls no [ __ ] nobody likes him I don’t know what you’re missing right now I don’t know

What you what else you yeah no no I’m good stop BR just just G monkey G I don’t have I don’t have perms I I said it to no cheat you dumbass wait can you can you give me the um can you give me the the wheat seeds the wheat

Seeds sassy wolf can you give me the wheat seeds monkey G can we talk can you give me the wheat seed Saucy wolf yeah wait Lotus Lo yeah yeah yeah wait here can can we make peace with you I don’t care if you kill them just

Stay away from the cows oh he’s in the Discord call he’s in the Discord call you can just speak with us I can literally not even hear hear him stop I can hear his background I can hear his I want my stuff back I don’t got all my stuff

Back yeah that sounds like a you problem honestly I don’t have it this karma for stripping my logs I might have some stuff but I don’t you stri oh oh your dog is here oh oh no it would be very bad him it would be some very bad if something happened to your Dog yeah it would would now bro if you do that I’m I swear I’m not going to do anything it’s just that you know your dog is in my base and maybe someone would want to know that monkey G can you can can y’ all just stop

Fighting yeah bro can you tell that him cuz he’s killing me he’s giving me sugar cane he killed me first he tried to kill me first bro finally you talk yeah you initiated all of this no no no no no he did he killed me

First bro this is why you get no girls and no hoes I mean he called you the N word what happened to our potato farm God damn it my potato farm oh I’m I’m moving if he I’m I’m I’m God F don’t worry about the potato don’t replant it okay I’m

Leaving it in your hands okay can you two just talk it out just just talk it out you know no this guy just keep hunting me down stop like bro you know that’s not your job that’s like the white people [ __ ] that do that with

You oh bro now I’m going to BU some skeleton great I’m going to die by skeletons great this is the most cursed stream I’ve ever strt strt is that even a word strength yeah man strength uh yeah I mean it is a word right stream strength

It is a word but it’s like really SC it’s just a weird word yeah hey R you got some food for me got some food for me bab thank you okay there he comes run run I know I’ll make this one for the chickens I’m not I’m I’m not I’m not

Joking dog dudman I’m I’m going to okay bye this is an absolute disaster I don’t know what I expected honestly if you guys don’t sacrifice R I will post a clip of you guys saying for a minute hey free publicity man do do whatever you

Want you can have his stuff I don’t want it this one’s going to be for the Sheep this one’s going to be for the chickens this is going to be for the cows okay um Can Can you guys like sort out your differences please for the love of

God lo lo is left he’s not here with us he is no longer with us look I don’t want you guys to fight in my peaceful Minecraft world peaceful it’s supposed to be peaceful at least really yes all right buddy uh that ain’t G to happen anytime soon the streamer mindset

Yeah look monkey G I’m I’m all good with what you’ve done today but if you touch those cows then it’s over no no no I ain’t G to I spent half an hour getting those cows here by the way I almost I know I was on stream the whole time watching

It I almost killed him with a [ __ ] stick he [ __ ] sucks I know I know he literally I killed him with my hand he literally hasn’t played Minecraft before yeah this is his first time playing Minecraft I don’t know what to expect oh he sucks he

Sucks he’s literally a noob I I already PP him once yeah all right but he he doesn’t he doesn’t we had to explain everything to him I am getting his stuff right now where did I throw my I threw it in there I’m a I’m so stupid I’ll put it in the

Chest I’m trying to sort out the farm it’s not going good okay here I want to have my sheep so we’re going to build this wall we’re going to we’re going to build a door we need to get all the cows out let’s get everyone over

Here all right I’m going to go mining uh here because I want I want to give Lotus some stuff so he will join back okay that’s that’s a good idea that’s very nice of you R there we go it’s probably literally the only way he’s going Jo back yes okay

The Sheep are stupid yes I trapped the Sheep very good now we can get the cows out and we can we can we can organize the farm the cows are too fat for each other monkey you’re you’re standing in the way of the cows get out of the way

Thanks there they’re just very fat I’m also a fat cow I mean you’re fat and black so hey close enough okay look I monkey G monkey G monkey G monkey G monkey G look we’re going to we’re going to I I want Lotus to come back here you know I want I want

Lotus back here but this butet this fr I don’t want it this is just normal bread this ain’t B this is just bread look you two just a bread this is just a bunch of [ __ ] that we put in chest yeah so look you two should should make up again okay you

Guys should be friends again all right no I swear to God I please for the love of God just do it man we don’t I’m just kiding for entertainment for myself no you shouldn’t do that because that’s bad like he say this is the first time playing

Minecraft please just be nice to him for the love of God buling what did you say he will learn the true things about Minecraft how the game really works friendship ended because of Minecraft they just stop talking tomorrow they see each other in school they they give the

They give the they give the stink ey tomorrow Tomorrow there’s no school I am surprised my laptop can last longer than 10 minutes well the cow went into the wrong pen it’s not my fault that you died shouldn’t have gone into the wrong pen cave where’s the

Cave hey do you know where the cave is do you know where the cave is monkey G monkey G it’s survival of the fittest for these guys he should he should expect death if he goes into the wrong pen wait I know where Stefan’s cave is so I might find

Some Island no but like genuinely you you guys should like be friends again please yes uh cuz we need need the content we need the content yes I I he’s he’s very good for Content I mean he did say the nword so you know makes for a lot of good Clips makes

For a lot of good Clips racism melons oh the melons have grown the melons of grown oh there’s Stefon mine but like uh genuinely you guys be friends again okay I am now in Stefan’s caves are you guys going to be friends again monkey G there are a bunch of fishes here monkey

G um probably not for the love of God just just I to try my best just just do it it’s not that hard bro it’s not that hard yes I yes I am that’s not what I was referring to but come on just be friends again dude just just be friends it’s

Not okay I’m gonna up my like what’s what’s the problem like why don’t you want to be friends with him what did he do to make you angry um he killed me and he almost he almost lost me with a [ __ ] stick and no armor and that made you mad um it’s

Entertaining I mean didn’t you like immediately begin to hit him no no no yeah he he killed me first well yeah but that was because you started attacking tried to kill me and then then I was hitting him with a stick back because he tried to kill me

No but he he he killed you because you started hitting him no no no no no I swear to God it was same starting who who who who hit who first he hit me first and then I was swear on your mama swear on your mom swear swear on your

Mama just just swear on your M swear on your mama on your mama a drown because this is well I’m gonna I’m so I wouldn’t have killed him if he had started but he did I’m I’m going to call him private call okay I I’ll be right

Back guys I’m just try I’m trying to fix a friendship here I’m calling him now let’s see if he Answers hello decline the call I don’t think I don’t think he wants to talk he doesn’t want to talk I I don’t I don’t think I don’t I don’t think I don’t have doors I don’t think he wants to talk I’ll talk with him tomorrow press Windows key oh this

Is so bright I’ll talk with him tomorrow is he not responding no well now I have to uh rebuild my the the outer part of my house thanks to him stripping all of my logs like dude I don’t want my logs to be strippers no we don’t want them to be

Naked I’ve made a statue the Statue of Liberty oh say can’t you see where are you oh by the way what do you think of my house do you like it where are you I am at my house are you okay do you like my house I spent much time

AEL AEL yes I captured three I mean I I captured three Axel I accident broke potato spot you are so like you also stole some of my potatoes which I don’t like that uh some of my wheat you stole my wheat no no no that

Wasn’t me I no then you died and then then we took it from you I didn’t do it on Pur oh okay okay I think I fixed everything no they’re also stripped here so many stri log I got 19 already I’m going to give me a sec I have to fix my

House wait wait there’s something more important something more important than my house yes yes yes yes how can that be wait just give me a second to to break all the stripped logs first so that I don’t forret cuz I’m a dumb d dumb yeah yeah because it’s ugly yes it

Is ugly he said it was beautiful and I told him he’s he’s a freaking idiot no then he he thought it was ugly after the NW is more than a word yeah he he did say the nword which that was a that was

Kind of too far he he went a bit too far I mean he he does that a lot but but not on stream not on stream though like Raul you’ve done it before yeah but not he he says it every day he say it every day like at least a

100 times no I’m still I’m still getting rid of the stri logs like you don’t understand how many logs he stripped oh there’s a zombie in your he made all of them naked bro uh just lighten up the house I really have the urge to kill

This dog but I don’t do that I will kill you no he’s never going to join back if if you do that he’s actually not going to join back I’m going to cook some potatoes just give me one more second to cook these potatoes R did you steal did you did you

Take the co what yes I did it’s it should be in the chest but I was smelting a some glass okay I have to smelt some potatoes what do you want to show me find wait follow me follow me okay I’m pretty sure like the stream can hear you very bad but okay

The [ __ ] are these underwater cave sounds bro I just hear I hate you oh you show what you built oh God damn it oh Lord oh coming back up oh no why just why bro why why I F like it oh we got some more coal over here I

Got some more coal over here I can R uh there’s a stack of glass in your chest I I put it there Creer yes oh man just put it in my chest I’m cooking up a stack of potatoes as food right nice Mony G I’m disappointed but I’m

Just going to make those those Farms that we have now why why does this have to happen bro it’s like I’m streaming man like you don’t got to do this to me when we’re live wait what has he done what did he do go back up wait don’t tell me I want

To see with the power of the nword comes great responsibility look at least like monkey G monkey G’s black okay so monkey G only typed it oh like look first of all he he typed it second of all he’s he’s black no Lotus he’s he he he’s not so yeah he said I

Hate this is why I hate on stream yes on stream he said this is why I hate and then he said it because of you he said it because of you I mean it doesn’t make it your fault but it’s like why does this have to be

On stream you know like I try to keep the stream at least just a tiny bit you know it doesn’t have to be familyfriendly by any means it’s just you know like not racist yes at least to some degree we love that you love

Racism no no no no no no bro how do I get up from you where where am I bro what have you been doing like the past freaking I’ve been mining so so will be happy when he’s a miner you said that that is very nice of you by the

Way just just want something to come monkey G what did you what what do you think of my house by the way uh it it looks pretty good I mean you always where do I have to go where what did you say even place any torches it isn’t A New Concept because

You always build that house no I made it better this time I ex I made it better it’s different but it’s it’s still cool um I’m very unoriginal so yeah I’m dying I’m just going to eat some potatoes that’s a very good idea if you’re ever in a bad situation

Potato fact then that’s what I thought that’s why you’re making all them potatoes you know I’ll keep the strip logs at the Axel place I’m just too lazy to do it some wheat all right please say that there’s a chicken egg please say that there’s a chicken egg and that there

Will be a chicken from the chicken egg okay wait is that a baby zombie God damn it no chicken a skeleton riding one in 16 chance pretty sure I’ve I dropped like so many eggs at this point again w real bro we’ve been in this call for

Almost we’ve been in this call for like almost 8 hours so you almost done we’ve been in this call for almost 8 hours not me not me oh baby zombie I’m dead I’m dead baby zombie baby oh GG’s I pressed into my Inventory going to Shear the Sheep so that we have some wool so that I can make some carpet so that this thing isn’t as annoying here the baby zombie got into the farm the baby zombie got into the farm you know what I’m just going to leave him here let’s leave him here

Just going to leave him here until he burns um actually you know what I’ll kill him kill him I’m eating some Skelly wag kill that Skelly wag well there we go bro I was going up and I just discovered a m shaft what the freak what the

Freak oh yeah we’ve like all been to that M shaft so yeah how do you make a bed again I’m so dumb you I have to burst my bubble oh but I did discover another another name tag though so yeah I set my spawn okay wait can you can you guys

Leave the game so that I can sleep just leave the server for a sec so I can no just leave so you can okay chill Bry cuz then there won’t be any Phantoms okay you can join again I don’t know man I found another chest so I don’t

Know if you discovered too much of this mft I don’t know man I don’t know what you’re Happ about well I got to say the house is looking pretty nice but I’m not done yet oh fatty come back no I’m mining I am going to do something

That I think we’ll make the house better has ever done no this is a quite common thing but I think it’ll make the house look better can you come and be the judge of that yeah he’s going to come to you oh he’s going to come so Funny a little spider spawner oh stay away from cave spiders they’re they’re poisonous oh no BR mushroom for you H Nom Nom H nom nom oh sorry I didn’t mean to do that like eating those mushrooms man no mushroom my mushroom I’m going to make some stairs damn this music is so emotional

For real be safe I’m um I made some stairs I think this is going to make the house look super pretty what this red stone why is it so bad it’s red yeah why is it red bro why did they add Red Monkey G are you not going to like mine or

Anything I’m just waiting on the fatty why what you want I’m coming back up are you going to live with them are you monkey G’s master and if so how much did you pay for it what bro bro bro bro that is outrageous [ __ ] you kill yourself dumb I

Hope you to rip on the stairs I hope you [ __ ] break your neck that is out how much did you pay no right to live Romeo that is a that is that is that is a that is a timeout right there that’s that’s that is that is that

That that went a little bit too Faro that is bad that is Bad jeez that is bad boy behavior that is a that isad I knew a little bit better it was okay but I don’t know you at all so kill yourself like look if it’s one of your friends you know it’s more like funny if it’s just some random guy on the internet racism

Racism but when it’s a different person it’s like racism racism racism where is the thing where what is the thing that you wanted to show me oh um oh no where the [ __ ] is my metal wait monkey G is is the Subscribe still there is is the sub still there yeah okay beautiful

Beautiful chat what do you think of the house I’m not really a very good Builder but I know I know a couple of stuff you know I know a couple of things what damn it I accidentally stripped the log the logs a stripper now it’s beautiful whoa can’t even jump anymore I

Constantly keep pressing Windows key not fun VY tell your friend that you went a step too far cuz that’s that’s that’s bad bro I’m Ming you forward uh so you can jump that is how how much did you pay for it not even him it mental yeah still I hope you [ __ ]

Die in fire [ __ ] I’ll be TI fire well it was I hope you now have suicid of TOs and urge to [ __ ] kill yourself that that is the most racist thing I’ve ever heard bro yeah it’s even more that is that is really really weird coming from me bro I

Hear seen some stuff he’s like been there done that whoa done that what do you mean I’m still doing it what I’m still doing mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom I will hang this up on my wall I need an item frame mushroom oh mushroom you can’t place

Mushroom on mushroom I told him yeah good okay come on chicken come on oh my gosh I’m going to kill myself where where chicken where where no I I meant like the egg it didn’t make a chicken and that made me sad go More Cows more

Sheep I now got a lot of Wheat and I’m going to make hey uh I need to I need to should I add some slabs or no I could SL hope so maybe some deep slate slabs you know a little bit of Fizz F little bit of

FZ let’s see all right that was just Fest that was a bit festy ooh this looks good if I put them on the stairs ooh I’m getting some more wood then I’m going to get some more wait let’s let’s see monkey G get over here I need your opinion monkey G more or less deep slate do I do it with the Deep slate or no a and wood sword yes do it do

It okay please fight me I I won’t fight you no no no no on first starts let me heal first I I don’t even have food I’m just going with my sword and my axe okay come on I need to heal a I already lost half of my

Heart I think you might win honestly no no because you’re okay and I ain’t going do [ __ ] let’s let’s fight three two and I I don’t no no no no wait wait let me wait let me see it I’mma just continue working on my home adding some deep slates adding some deep

SL Chad I hope you guys are enjoying the stream find me okay I’m going to come kill you you idiot I want to see this okay three two one go yes come on M get him I ain’t going to do [ __ ] if I you did you did

More damage than I expected you to you did two hearts of damage I expected you to do more uh I I could have killed him with iron sword no armor probably maybe yeah iron sword no armor you would have killed me it was just a friendly fight friend

Friendly fight this fight won’t be so friendly though get over here no I’m joking I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry ah stop why stop I almost died chicken no egg egg mushroom mushroom egg and mushroom broken friendship don’t worry egg egg egg lost your job not to worry egg

BR my house is so beautiful my house is so so beautiful it’s so beautiful it’s got so much faaz wish I would live there it’s got much from the inside it’s a little less but it still looks pretty cool you know this little deep slate thing it gives it

It gives it depth it gives depth and I think that’s good was some nice depth it’s it’s giving uh it’s giving it’s giving Scorpio Vibes yeah it’s giving Scorpio bro it’s definitely giving Scorpio it’s totally skibby it’s so skib no I’m gonna lose it doesn’t matter

If I have diamond armor I’m still going to lose I’m just going hand on hand bro CED his faith I going going mush mushroom mushroom honestly youd still kill him no just want to look what I can do it’s friendly fight it’s a friendly fight so I fire win I’m

Busy want to see what I can do what I’m capable of what I’m capable of you don’t want to see my bad side breaking B you don’t want to see me when I’m Ang girl this is the dumbest stream ever bro no we are enough we’ve had worse we’ve had

Dumber okay my house is luing pretty dastardly mushroom my house is looking pretty dastardly I got to be honest I loving it no mushroom mushroom but sadly chat sadly it is time to wrap up the stream it’s time yeah wait wait we’re going to wrap

Up the stream boys I’m going to feed the cows one more time all right let me make a chest for my stuff going to feed the cows feed the sheep one last time between me and R but yeah that is it for thisy is next stream I’m going to focus

On adding another like like making another floor like down here no F making an enchanting table and maybe going to the nether oh but first show the fight show the fight first the fight between wait wait wait wait let’s do it like it’s WWE on the left side weighing in at

6,523 kg wait wait wait don’t fight don’t fight don’t fight 6,23 kilogram is Mr Raul with iron boots one diaper on and a metal sword and some diaper very nice sixpacks on the other side that’s a on the other side at 60 kg still fat but

Not as big is him monkey G with a mushroom Now ladies and gentlemen this is going to be a fight of Epic Proportions the Earth is going to shake and its power will be felt I’m betting two potatoes I bet I’m going to bet one golden apple on monkey

G I am going to bet uh two rot of Flesh on monkey G well actually actually I’m a bet one golden apple on ra and monkey G if you win you get both golden apples that I have so uh three that is not fair two one

Go no come back come back noop no I can’t run I can’t run anymore BR how does the mushroom do so much damage bro it’s cuz he’s crit hitting bro you you don’t spam click you have to like wait I can’t run I can’t run this is not

Fair why can’t you run do you need f i time out okay round one over here are some berries eat the berries can we can we burn I’m going to I’m going to burn down the sign this is not fair you actually killed him bro you had food you had food

Bro I’m going to burn down this sign so that we don’t have to see it ever again to my masterp no I’m going to burn it I will burn you and it food was not allowed no there’s a witch you got killed by the witch you

Got killed by the witch before Ru killed you I’m gonna let this thing burn and I’ll be happy when it’s gone subscribe stays though give me them give me give me them gapples give me them gaap uh I don’t know what you’re talking about I have no clue what you’re talking

About oh well that’s it for the stream I hope you enjoyed uh it was a friendly fight I hope you all enjoyed tomorrow we will be live again on the SNP on the S SMP grind hopefully Raul I mean hopefully monkey G and oh look my brother my brother this is

Revenge wait let’s kill him let’s kill him distract I got him I got him uh hopefully Lotus and monkey G can make up again but yeah that’s it for today’s stream hope you all enjoyed and I’ll I’ll see you tomorrow bye