9
you later
where are
you no problem
all right I won’t make y’all wait any
longer I just want to get that pin
message out um hello everybody hello
hello
um how’s everyone doing man you guys are
really early today
huh let’s get on in here just get on in
here let’s let’s not cut look you guys
are so early so let’s not waste any time
hello everybody Welcome in how’s
everyone doing
[Music]
tonight some of you might be immediately
asking R you’re wearing a robe what’s
going
on well fairly simple I don’t know if
y’all saw the title of the stream or if
you’re on YouTube the thumbnail
I’ve decided my true role in this SMP
fairly
quickly there’s magic items and magic in
this
SMP and Magic begets wisdom and alore
c99 just resubscribed on Twitch for 3
months can’t believe it’s only been 3
months you and your content are
great and speaking in Rhymes had me feel
in a certain kind of way
so I’m going to
be the strongest Arch Mage this server
has ever
seen welcome to finally meeting the
wizard who often speaks in Rhymes but
not all that are
absurd when magic is a foot and my will
is free
I’ll make sure they’ll Ru the day they
invited me to this
[Music]
smpp let’s game shall
[Music]
we oh I’ll catch up in a moment but
appreciate the news skin while you’re
there it’s not my original but I’m sure
I put a credit for it somewhere
all right let’s play some [ __ ]
Minecraft I’ve been waiting and tromping
at the bit with it to finish my godamn
bath house uh things got in the way you
know life happens but we still
nevertheless they
persisted I know I won’t always talk in
rhyme but when I want to make a point
it’s most eloquently done while rhyming
we are forming the shadow wizard Money
Gang that is very true
I only have one dirt block this won’t do
at
all I need quite a few to make this
blend
in Gods I hope this is enough Stone to
finish this wall last thing I need is to
delay this bath any
further we love casting
spells oh I’m going to need L more
Stone e
I love the in forest
we need more Cobblestone to melt need
need a larger
wall my wife didn’t know that I’m
becoming an arch Mage so I had to
probably warn her of the voice she’s
going to hear while standing next to
us I warned
you it didn’t start this way but it
naturally became
it I didn’t pick the shadow wizard Money
Gang life it picked
me Casey is [ __ ] with all of my [ __ ]
I’m sure going to try oh
no if the stream ever suddenly dies just
assume Casey unplugged my ethernet
because he really wants
to the game is muted thank you for
letting me know I had no idea
how long was the game muted the whole
time and y’all just let me stand here
like a [ __ ] psychopath
e e
[Music]
[Music]
e I didn’t make you guys late or wait
for anything y’all were very early
today I did miss gbly I’m incredibly
disappointed speaking of incredibly
disappointed yall should see the looks
I’m getting from my wife
if looks could kill the stream would
have ended by
now my looks aren’t that mean are
they I don’t know I’m feeling a
Vibe don’t nowhere else to go no you’re
welcome to be here I’m just sorry this
is probably the worst night for you to
stand there you’re going to be very
annoyed I presume
well chat grip it and rip
it an Angry Orchard would help this
predicament for
yourself Dingle you you as a mod cannot
do the timeout redeem I’m not timing out
one of my mods I need you you’re one of
my peons I’ve summoned to keep the chat
in line
look I mentioned this at the beginning
of the stream yes I will speak in rhyme
for important moments but realistically
I can’t speak in rhyme all the time
that’s for special occasions like
Christmas or New Year’s don’t Cate the
wizard
does actually I should be cut the bit I
need to be very careful that this wizard
isn’t Christian cuz that gets very
dangerous very
quickly the wizard does not celebrate
Christmas you’re right the wizard
celebrates Spirit e
that would have been that’s a i let’s
let’s establish that at the front get
out right in the front of that candle
Knights yes obnoxious candle
Knights fact I don’t know enough about
that to to do that in a good and
non-offensive way Hollow Eve though I
like candle Knights candle Knights is
good I mean yes Hall zeve as well but
for different
reasons o it seems ging Yak has
died I definitely said that name
[Music]
wrong Gods I wish I knew where the iron
was building a giin stone wall without
any iron tools is a a task fit for
someone less smart as I
oops yes is it something I have to read
[Music]
loud that isn’t
wax the chat apparently uh someone uh
sorry I shouldn’t address you as chat
the wizard knows not what chat is
peons someone shared a meme to Facebook
where at the Goodwill oh my [ __ ]
pickaxe broke at the
[Music]
Goodwill uh I presumed the folks at the
Goodwill assumed that it was a fancy
candle holder but a rose toy was being
sold and there sure were white stains
upon the top
[Laughter]
that was the only reaction I could think
of was anime protagonist going psychotic
face Hogwarts I think a friend of mine
contracted those from [ __ ] an
nyph Wizard 101 I played the [ __ ] out of
that as a
youngster it shows doesn’t it because
I’m gay now
that’s true it’s a
pipeline play Wizard 101 get your line
piped I found kenito pet kenito pet
found you I can assure
you like Adventure Quest say that again
when my wife is back she’ll love that
does that make me
gay do you like
men if so I’ve got good news
27 good Gods where where’s iron I just
want Iron [ __ ] diamonds I need
iron level of
[Music]
1.16 iron or is the most common mineral
at all Stone levels most commoning for
Bedrock to level 64 as long as we’re
under 64 it’s common so we’ll start
branching out here I
suppose boy kisser boy
kisser to the I cast the cursing spell
boy
kisser I mean I am an all kisser I am
pansexual after
all iron or it’s pitch black but that’s
what my inventory is telling
me and coal
skippity Duda we’re in
luck and chat peons that was Skipper te
not the Damned toilet that the peons are
all
watching the merry poin song that says
my oh my what a wonderful day a very
pleasant jig I must say
where the [ __ ] did the
oh there they are where the [ __ ] did my
torches go oh thank Gods we put a torch
down I would have missed this this is
exactly what we came for grip it and rip
it indeed I’m partaking in a carbonated
beverage and my wife and partners
partaking in a bit of the spirits as it
were actually I guess not a spirit but
an ale an ale is closer
wizard Ry went from gay to pan gay is
part of pan I assure you it’s in there
somewhere kissing boys and girls does
include kissing
boys who is this Rye character you’re
only speaking to the
wizard Adventure Quest Gamers rise up
there’s now two people in my chat who
played Adventure Quest wasn’t that your
[ __ ] Adventure Quest wasn’t that your
[ __ ] yes there are two people in my chat
oh not I don’t know if AQ World
specifically but when we were talking
about Wizard 101 two of the peons
mentioned Adventure Quest yeah than you
bless you vague wizard accent I mean
look I’m going to keep it up for like 2
to 3 hours so this is the best we’re
going to
get the two people are both me they’re
both are M
Dingle so technically not a peon but a
god instead of saying instead of saying
mods ban this man I’m going to be saying
Gods Kill that peon I hope you know what
to do the wizard what is your favorite
spell to cast on thine enemies I like to
uh to quote the famous Barbarian a
Joseph cat I love the quote I did not
say how big is the room I said I cast
Fireball
AQ Worlds I
guess after those dark
times put that in there oh I need to
take that
out we play quite a lot DND I’m
typically the forever DM as it
were much to the shd of my compatriots
who must put up with my silly voices
when we do
so they of however I’m often very
merciful and the characters that sound
like this are not on screen for very
long they’re all different flavors of
this it’s just the
wizard I don’t have a split personality
this is all there ever is and all there
ever
was what does the wizard have a name by
chance ah but names cause true power and
only those who know my true name can
truly control me so why would I tell the
peons
below does this law imply that I am
devil Adventure is still
online yes you are hearing an owl in the
game it’s because there’s a [ __ ] owl
nearby get with the program there’s like
66 mods in this Minecraft server there’s
some [ __ ] you’re not going to expect in
here
not
little thank you for the metal pipe peon
that did startle me I bit I’m not too
proud to admit when I’ve been startled
by a
[Music]
peon how the [ __ ] did you get up here
[ __ ] it’s all right I can where the [ __ ]
am
I I guess the bed I slept in is
gone it seems they fixed the elevator
issue it’s a bit U it’s a bit
um we’ll say basic but it
Works remember to subscribe to the S SMP
of all time Clips channel it’s in the
pinned comment on both twitch and
YouTube where we’re both
live it is quite the moist
elevator get through TSA make sure
there’s no smuggling
at least we can
escape that was quite the Demonic laugh
my
partner ah yes my partner is copying
over her
45.9 gigabyt of mods for The Sims 4 all
of this for one game none of it from the
game itself crazy in fact wild
even look I I’m not saying you’re crazy
I’m saying that’s an insane number of
sheer mods I have two things going for
me right now the Sims and then my
tattoo that’s it that’s all I got I have
to go around the mountain cuz that’s
where my party will
be cracks him SW with too many mods I
mean fair fair great wizard what’s your
opinion on the spell pocket of bees ah
yes I remember when I was but a lad and
my strongest spell was pocket of bees
however I’ve grown much as on my journey
to become Arch Mage I don’t have any of
those La at the moment I tried it once a
like a couple years ago and the the
drugs weren’t really working and I
wasn’t really using them
anyway is this about a mod or your
anti-depressants cuz that was a crazy
sentence out of context a mod a mod okay
all I heard was the drugs really weren’t
working and I’m like what the [ __ ] is
going on I was trying to talk about how
I’ve gotten better as a as a spellcaster
and instead of pocket of bees I now do
uh uh uh uh what is the word of the the
pouch here the fanny pack of wasps a
much stronger spell
indeed now I must put on my snorkeled
book I’m also very annoyed that I have
almost all of the like I don’t have any
of the kids I’m not spending
five stuff
um but um I have almost all of the like
PS and expansions andu pack and like
they were most of them were like free a
couple weeks ago I was like what do I
get I spent I bought them or preordered
them where’s my free part where’s my
free stuff I
want speaking of free stuff should get
you some materials I folks played in
this server for like 15 hours over the
weekend feel like I’m
behind it’s all right who wizard is
never behind only when they choose to be
specifically
behind a a partner in an Escapade if you
will yeah I
got huge oh my God look at all the
recipes we’ve unlocked they’re still
going that was
crazy emus just resubscribed on Twitch
for 12 months one year definitely not
worth the money one year is crazy thank
you for the subie Ember that’s very very
kind
oh once again a crazy amount of recipes
there’s so many mods in this [ __ ]
server well hello mortal folks I think
we got it wow it’s a
wizard look at my
Magic by the Gods you’re summoning
something look this my magic you must be
summoning something by throwing your ass
in such a pristine Circle actually no no
no I by by throwing my ass in a prene
circle I actually summon the obisk
follow me the god this bit well all
right let me just let me let
me put some [ __ ] in a chest why don’t I
it’s not a [ __ ] bit this is just my
house I ah bees perfect so what is this
Obelisk oh it’s right there
it’s right there oh
that that’s the Obelisk I am a bit
worried see I’m planning to build the
school of magic at Top This Mountain and
my own wizard tower there so I don’t
want to imply I’m challenging you but my
wizard tower will be wizard ear yeah no
it’s not wizard tower it’s just like
it’s just the
Obelisk what an obelisk yep uh yeah it’s
like I’m now that looking at it from
this angle I’m just realizing the bottom
of it looks like a shaft no it’s 100% a
penis I thought that was the bit that’s
not a no no it’s not supposed it’s not
supposed to be a
penis it has two balls I know it’s not
supposed to be a penis it is it is I
genuinely I was going along with it cuz
I was like ah yes the Obelisk that’s
totally not penis shaped no I thought
that no no no it’s justs for you yeah no
it’s I’m looking at it now and yeah know
that is that is just a cocking ball that
is 100% it doesn’t help that there’s
weeds next to it too which look like
hair this is 100% a penis oh yeah it’s
the tip is a different color are you
kidding
me yeah yeah the more I’m looking at it
the more yeah that is that is I don’t
know how you Mook it as anything else
cuz I was just kind of building a large
Cobblestone structure and by the time I
finished it it looked like a penis it
yes that it’s a penis with like a
piercing of a flag on top you know yeah
actually I see it it looks like somebody
like pinned the American flag to
it oh me are you defending penis tower
no no he’s not supposed to be on it uh
well the fight went well for him oh I
need to get shears these sheeps are
perfect
[Music]
I need the wool for my bed there’s
another sheep I
swore Brown sheep somewhere around here
although I do need oh I have two white
wols so a third white sheep would be
perfect cuz you need three wool for your
bed and I would sure love to not have to
make that Journey again next time I
inevitably die
oh don’t mind me oh that’s bonsy now
dead all right there seems to be a lot
of trouble around this not
penis what is your opinion on the spell
create
spell I thought that said crate spell
for a moment I was like I haven’t fought
with the Box ghost in many a moon
is this bit funny or am I going to get
banned uh it’s not unfunny enough to be
banned so you’re safe
there and remember the wizard knows not
of chat or mods or Banning but if the
peons are out of line the gods will kill
them
don’t yeah bot and B that might be a
problem for you and me but that won’t be
a problem for our children
it must have regrown already perfect my
bed is oh how
fortuitous how fortuitous I found them
both who
farted mod kill them now don’t kill them
this
time that is an alium and that is a
lilac
wasn’t sure which one you were referring
to sure whatever you
say the wizard is color
blind who fed even louder this
time we have so much Stone chat maybe we
can finish the war around our bath house
I’m cheating so you know how some bath
house are like nature themed and it
looks like a real Pond I was going to
make a normal bath house and then as I
was digging to it I found this this so
I’m just going to enclose it and call it
a bath
house I’m cutting off natural resources
from those who surrounded I’m sure they
won’t
mind I’m getting very hungry those sheep
are looking mighty tasty
that’s an Enderman they are very so
they’re passive unless you look them
directly in the eye in which they begin
teleporting and attacking and beating
the [ __ ] out of you so don’t look them
in the eye they get quite
nervous just like me for
real no no no no no you can I like it
when you look me in the eye
it’s those stinky peons I don’t
appreciate
much all right this can go in by
one to
there seems fine enough do I have any ah
one dirt block it will have to
do please catch it there it
goes well that dirt Block’s gone for
good
[Music]
ow
this will have to start going this way
at this point so let’s go back to this
side of the
[Music]
wall start going
up not perfectly even we want this to
look natural after all As Natural as a
giant wall of stone can look
after uh not too much higher it
seems can go forward a bit
up a bit
more one
more and that can be a vertical oh I
[ __ ]
[Music]
myself up that can stay there I don’t
much care for that block it looks like
somebody ate a lot of confetti and then
[ __ ] it out
so many bird noises in this m pack it’s
noisy as [ __ ] no music just tweet and a
lot of that
[ __ ] excuse me I need to go
[Music]
there want the bath house to be natural
put a Walmart and Highway next to the
bath house no no no this isn’t in the
US and if if I was going for that Vibe I
would make sure that there’s many many
strods highways and signs are littering
the streets so you couldn’t see actual
grass this can go straight across how
fortuitous what is your opinion on the
smell terminated connection famously
used by the technomancer Henry I don’t
believe in
technomancy I think it’s uh
[Music]
hogwash if techn Matsu was so real why
don’t they just technomancy themselves
am I
right how far into this bit can I go yet
still remain intelligible cuz that was
utter
nonsense uhoh I wish you luck in the
journey and if you need anything let me
know ah yes I forgot about
that oops I’m out of stone
already peons one of my cats one of my
cats hath [ __ ] it on the floor so I must
go fix
that the spell colon 3 is only used by
the weakest of PE those who are not have
great strength in Magic just say it with
their
chest oh someone did get a cat on camera
I must have missed it so I will get the
likely culprit of the crime and I will
bring them onto the chat so the peons
can see
them perfect more iron this is quite
good
indeed get the cat o Els Gods 124 just
followed on Twitch gust of windw thank
you for the
follow very very kind welcome to the
streams this is probably a strange
stream to start with so I hope it’s not
your first
[Music]
[Music]
this voice is a little bit beginning to
hurt my throat so hopefully I find a way
to keep this voice without shredding my
vocal course as it were maybe I’ll make
it a bit less grally but keep it around
there -2 49 64
-32 50 we’ll
say 69-3
oops double checking that that is
correct let’s go clear that [ __ ] off the
floor best of luck you
peons my thought on jiujitsu
spellcasting is that it is cool as [ __ ]
e
peons ah the Tomato should have worked
the Tomato didn’t work
hello tomato there it is that’s
strange
Chad this is the criminal
[Music]
sh look at to this criminal what
judgments do you cast upon
thee the stinky indeed he made quite a
stinky at the bottom of the
stairs all right rude
I should really kill that sheep to get
some mutton I’m quite
hungry I must keep The Whimsy in the
voice but lose the gravel the gravel is
really starting to WAN on my vocal
cords oh bit of lag what’s a bit of lag
between friends oh there’s the Sheep
no hard
feelings I’m
sorry I’ve obtained the body of a
sheep not what I
expected can I craft with
it can I hold it up as a trophy oh I
sure can
must I make some sort of butchering
table or a shearing knife
perhaps how can I eat this year
sheep that is the
question a workbench perhaps
where the [ __ ] do I get light gray
concrete and again another whole
body I picked up two whole sheep
surely one of these will be what we
need h
devil fruit uh well a filet knife that
might be what we need
precisely can I make one with iron or
stone
perhaps only one way to find out I
suppose iron filet knife
mayhaps this be what we
need no that’s not quite
it fact how do I eat a sheep I don’t
know but we have to
fight what I’m the evil
wizard I’m not even done building my
home yet but all right sure of you
Isn’t that cool I don’t know magic yet
but I have this filet
knife
lat okay I’ll tell you when I have magic
and we’ll fight all right awesome uh I
need a
campfire I just have a whole sheep yeah
you got to roast
it I see barbaric but it just might work
oh I’m glad I made this fet knife for
nothing
oh blew up couldn’t be me poor Damien
Damian’s been going through it I’ve been
seeing death
messages let’s go
see this might be embarrassing to ask a
rival
wizard how do you do
magic and he’s
gone I guess we’re making a
campfire how does one do
that oh logs and sticks that’s quite
simple one two
three some
sticks and a
CO simple
enough sticks some logs and
coal all right we have a
campfire this is
huge can I throw this sheep to the
campfire ow O ow my bones all right the
torch is getting
annoying is it cooking
oh my
nuts I did not do [ __ ] can I put the
whole sheep in the
furnace did not nothing as well I’m
going to look up the Wiki of this mod to
know what the [ __ ] I’m supposed to do
for
food I’m sure this is the butcher mod
butcher’s Delight that I interacting
with
I need a roaster it seems
I need that mod that tells you how to
make all the [ __ ] in your mods
is it Butchery maybe this is Butchery
what is the pardon me no it’s butcher’s
Delight mods need better
wikis how am I to study the mod without
a proper
Wiki for
what the [ __ ] do I do with a sh a
sheep
carus I’m so
hungry hopefully someone on the server
will know what the [ __ ] to do with the
sheep body cook them
thanks I
put its
whole body in the
furnace to no
avail that was
nearby
oh oh
I guess I’m fully fed
now a crafting book
maybe I don’t have the necessary
materials but what more materials would
I
need that was a gun Tantra there are
guns in
this bless the [ __ ]
up well Tod do it have so what did you
get here a
flower for me you shouldn’t have you
charmer
you I see an aim plate approaching
I’m at the bottom of the mountain if you
can hear
me I should make a sword now that I
think of it quite defenseless out
here hello
hello bottom of the mountain oh I see
you I see yes turn the corner hello
hello oh you’re a little uh you’re a
little Mage yes that’s a BL how the [ __ ]
do you Cookie sheep I’ve just got two
bodies in my invent D I don’t know I
have been carrying around three I have
look I was so excited to eat some
[ __ ] mutton and now I’ve just got
dead sheep in my inventory oh that is
quite disturbing I and someone said make
a campfire news flash didn’t [ __ ]
cook
it oh I don’t want those now now you
have way more all right uh I’m fine
without those frankly so uh there you
go thank [ __ ] you know what uh I’m going
to I’m going to give you a little bit of
a secret weapon okay
yes High magic
indeed that will be the idea hopefully
once this bath house is done I can begin
building on the Mage school to share the
magic knowledge I’ve gained over the
years yeah of course all right I’m I’m
going to go back I wish you the best
best luck
thank you thank you hopefully when
you’re back I am once again Arch
Mage peons no one needs to know that I
don’t know how to do magic that’s a
secret between you and me all right if
anyone if I catch anyone
snitching they’ll surely
die peons remember what do stitches
get that’s right snitches get stitches
for
[Music]
Jesus [ __ ]
[Music]
Christ who just shot an Enderman next to
me scare the shite out of
me right out my shite is all over the
floor now thanks to you you Hooligans
I sense a brawl happening closer to the
inside I should go check that
out under here is where my home is what
is happening in this bath house to
be
hey well good C oh couldn’t help but
notice uh couldn’t help but notice that
this uh sorcerer built his house on top
of
mine well two things one this bath house
was established day minute one and two
is a bath house doter house all are
welcome come see the amenities oh well
no I I I can prove it dude I can prove
it uh hey uh any of you guys got a
pickaxe yeah yeah yeah uh yeah yeah yeah
check this out check this
out
ow that’s [ __ ] crazy this my Spider
Man even kept a
log
that’s uh I should note the log does say
we have infiltrated the base of R
toast well well you know so that does
make it seem like I’ve been here first I
I should specify be
technical hey who who who wait we can’t
kill him he’s too nice we can’t kill him
I’m not going to kill him but I’m just
giving a warning that’s that’s a
potential Ally that is a potential ally
to the spider Collective to fix you bre
fixes
you you are right toast after all put
the Sheep away yeah I mean like uh yeah
this is the strongest weapon I have yeah
just just just thought I’d let you know
though um objectively
not yeah I just thought I’d let you know
though that um you know we we we in the
spider Collective do like you know we
accept this base above so long as we can
coexist down here uh we cool we cool I
have no problems with spider kind
actually while we’re here I must ask are
any of you a KN
yeah Toom I must
ask what you want fish someone said yeah
that they’re a NC you want fishies you
said that you agreed with that yeah
correct who you KN to what do you mean
who like I I knock to anyone anyone that
anyone hear
it I’m all about the spider Collective
thing but I must say you keep very
blabbering company well you see I don’t
usually choose the company they kind of
just follow me around they’re like my
Sidekicks of some of sorts fair fair um
you came on I’m going do whisper
something to
you yeah what’s
up bro’s trying to listen
in so I’ve
heard bro is trying his heart bro has no
idea what we’re no oh my God
God what happened nothing
ow did the inner demons gift to oh I may
or may not have rise stream open I will
pretend I do not see
my bad I’m not a
plean well yeah I just magicked my way
out
good single dirt block is exactly where
we put it you
bastard yeah I’m sure you guys don’t
mind now if I just you know so I’m
noticing a lot of issues with uh you
know um
how many mines do I
have uh a few like five or six seven or
nine that leaves us
with hold on I’m
talking if I leave for like one second
you guys are still going to be here
right yep all right I’m just going to
change my clothes real quick I’ll be be
right back so this guy is so holy [ __ ]
holy [ __ ] this guy all right we got to
go hold on I this guy’s a so reason I’m
anti- policy actually no I don’t even
know if I’m anti- policy
oh hello no Ry apparently you are muted
on
stream hopefully I haven’t been muted
for too
long I just thought I would wear
something a little more comfortable as
all I
see I hope that doesn’t cause any
problems here I hope no one of course
not of course not yeah
okay no I got
it are here oh [ __ ] they just killed
my there’s like a lot of people dying up
there actually
this is why we worried about that n
we’re
underground excuse me well my first
order of business is to finish this bath
house as I was tasked to do so at the
beginning of the server but once that’s
done the Mage College will begin to be
built um a bit of a secret between uh us
uh uh us
collaborators I don’t know which mod
gives magic to This Server so I know not
how to do magic yet but I plan to learn
so soon
yeah I mean like in the meantime while
you’re learning I’d recommend just like
a firearm of some kind that’ll you
that’ll probably help don’t know how to
make one of those yet either but surely
I’ll figure it out soon neither neither
do I but like a lot of you should just
ask
MAA see my usual thing is like would you
like one I mean I would like one but I I
myself sure I’ll get you one I’ll get
you one don’t worry you should make me a
gun too it’s one of the one of the
strongest first spells one can he’s gun
many many of beginner Mage cast gun to
protect
themselves I’m going to lot his body for
all his magic
[ __ ] that insanely bad luck oh my God
that was a jump
[Applause]
scare years of spider his
BL yeah all four days oh God you know
how long that is for a spider we die in
like a week you’re like a fly it’s like
high have my
lifespan wait you’re going to die soon
oh my no don’t worry I’m just going to
mol and be replaced okay
I can’t believe the comedic timing of
that creeper that was
insane gold that might come in
handy I could imagine gold being a
useful Supply in Magic making probably
surely I’ll learn how to do this magic
thing
[Music]
eventually I would never bother a me I
only speak in round even numbers like 16
false profit
indeed how’s go with the transfer ah I
see 15 gigabytes in you’re still not but
36% of the way in once again an insane
[Music]
[Applause]
I hear water
mayhaps an incident might occur at this
time let’s get out of this stairwell
quickly shall
[Music]
we as R toast has allowed me to live
under their house presumably so yes I I
find it
fine whoa I just heard Ros through the
walls that was
crazy an arch Magi arrives in any
direction they so please at any time
they find necessary holy [ __ ] dude
that’s Terri are you digging towards me
yeah oh my God Nemesis you may think you
lived under me but what if I told you I
lived under you hello all right man holy
[ __ ] of your house after we blew it up
thank you that was [ __ ] awesome holy
[ __ ] just
another yeah so um well that just
depends I guess that just depends on
your stance on the server because we
have the we as part of the spider
Collective sorry we kind of blew up the
front of your house are we friends oh
it’s much better
now could you could you like step over
there for a little bit Yeah are we
friends though
good all if I say yes will you go over
there hold on I’m going to whisper
something in your ear really quick like
really far away I’m going like way out
of your
shot I was going to build a
ladder I was I was the stairway is
very um you can fix it I promise I’ll I
was going to make a ladder it was a
ladder is a lot more convenient okay
I’ll like like a psychic wave to your
head oh oh [ __ ] yeah um can you can you
mind I see you yeah I know I want to
come back to the land of the
living can I mine those two blocks I
don’t know
ask will you please mine these two
blocks
hey
guys you do you want me to get you
ladders there uh yeah that would be that
would be actually nice if you could
because uh Matthew theore isore God just
followed on
Twitch there we go that’s better thank
you for the follow
Matthew nuts
yeah it is it is actually against policy
to uh to make these nut jokes yeah it’s
do you need a cutting board to be able
to chop up a sheep I really don’t know
what to do with this
thing I see CH I searched roaster and
found nothing
uh looks like we called them
already so uh give me a moment here
um [ __ ] in Detroit
so true you
can’t there’s two of
them oh oh
assassination happened you’re safe now
come
on zombie villager in your
backyard cool I make light gr concrete I
feel like I need that for the
workbench surely someone else has a
workbench I can
use oh right were you were you aware
that we have a Wiki page now like the
S&P we have a real wiki page but they’ll
have to update it because my character
shifted dramatically from day one to day
two
I
huge like my you like my therapy office
I do I’m looking for a spare workbench
and hopefully someone God knows we
do hi Ros why are you in my house do you
have a work bench I can use what do you
mean like the the the block the
workbench that you need light grade
concrete to make uh no go go use David
Baron by the policy you got it thank you
follow I can show you where it is I’m
sleeping now
bye oh in that it’s right here or down
here it’s it’s what it’s right here ah
oh I see
yeah y interesting
hi nuggets and gunpowder
interesting you know I think I might
have enough iron for this is Damian
still alive I mean is still
alive that guy is a warrior I so it’s
not magic but it’s definitely a beginner
level spell let me go get my
iron I have seven on me if you need
some uh I should have more at the base
it’s fine
think of how wondrous a magic school
would be right
there that’s the goal
hopefully spell cast iron primar use by
panwood and barbarians I heard the
ancient fighter rap unzel was quite adep
with the cast
iron well it’s not the first spell I
envisioned but it’s the first spell I
deserve I
suppose the strongest spell we have so
far is assault rif but there look I
built my entire personality around this
character because I saw that robe was an
option and robe had magic resistance
which implies one of these [ __ ] mods
had magic items
shotgun does sound funny but not worth
it
yet need to go mining at some point in
my life I have like no materials I have
like nothing
to yeah you
probably just like oh that’s not
gunpowder that’s opium seats
crazy I thought I had
gunpowder guess we have to go kill
ourselves a creeper oh no I did make the
bullets okay huge
Chad we have our first G we have our
first
spell our first spell has been
officially
created we can finally cast gun
hello I finally have my first spell
look good spell casting I might have
what’s a spell string we needed string
so we can make the toast mace string is
quite the get let us go
you need gunpowder that’s
huge you get the gunpowder I sure hope
so I’m not staying out here to find out
though talk
that someone was trying to talk to me
can’t hear [ __ ] out
there you should test out your new spell
on me oh my
God we might have a problem
please I’m going into the spider Den I
don’t know if it’s rude to attack
spiders now that I’ve relied myself
leave me in here with
them [ __ ] I’m sorry it’s self-defense
it’s selfdefense I’m sorry I didn’t want
to do this I’m sorry bet that had happen
to
you anyway you should use your new spell
on me I don’t know if I want to shoot a
PO a policy enforcer am I I thought I
changed my skin no yeah I’m
normal wait well right but you’re lied
to them no not
now are you so you’re giving your full
consent for me to test my new spell gun
on you yeah go for it I cast
bullet Jesus
Christ I just oh Gods what have I
done I knew not fact for a long time or
knew him
well but for the time that I had ha
known
fact they were quite the compatriot and
oh the body what has happened to the
body I don’t
know how is it you’re still
alive curious magic in be is I I wasn’t
warning you that’s not not at all what
happened H definitely not
um with gunpow that’s
huge and two string right I almost
forgot new string
now there’s that one weapon that looked
like a toast that we should make
for the funny you
see you need string and a string and a
stick to make a
handle it’s for specific weapons like
this mace I’m going to build oh
cool so let’s make a
handle this oh I need what I thought I
needed string for a
hat yeah you do the [ __ ] did I need
string yeah it sticks in string but now
it’s saying I
need is there multiple handles yeah
there’s
two oh [ __ ] all right
stick
string yes okay there are multiple
handles yeah that’s not confusing at
all I’m ly quite
confused oh there’s a
which a rival
spellcaster I love the in
[Music]
Forest we now
have a new spell
everyone blood force trauma
yeah all right [ __ ]
oh he had a
friend not expect
that I’ve been bamboozled on my own
property quite embarrassing I must
reconsider my
options could have gone better over
all oh I can deal with this one at
least Gods what difficulty are we on
Jesus
Christ
[ __ ] the body is hovering ah you know
head happens especially to magical
corpses like my own my
own by the God I just want to leave my
front door
losing this [ __ ] door
Jesus I should make
arm at least until I know magic I might
need some
armor things sure do hurt a lot
all right all right let’s consider let’s
consider our options we’ve got five
gunpowder so we can go make plenty of
bullets soon let’s dump a bit into this
chest we need not all of this [ __ ] on
our
person make this chest even wider so we
can hold more [ __ ] just loot it all into
here we take out only what we
require that seems about right bullets
we’ll need those and to make more
bullets we’ll need our gunpowder and
sure maybe an iron bar or two I remember
correctly it was four per gunpowder so
we’ll need 20
nuggets that should get us
there we’ll need our bread
still don’t know how to make that
sheep no please consider the
consequences to me they they would
affect me
specifically I’m not dealing with this
[ __ ] I’m out
yep oh God
what the [ __ ] this
otes Jesus Christ there’s a lot of
emaps for
wait they which one I thought I did a
free one oh I did not these are not free
I see I
see all right there more free ones up
here this one was
free all I’ll get so
far I need to BW distinguished gentleman
quite
good all right now back to this [ __ ]
bath house then we can begin the Mage
College actually let’s use our thinking
gra for a moment going to look through
my Ms list and surely one of them will
be clearly the magic
one
for for
I’m not sure which one of these mods
would have added the Magic in the first
place but to be honest the most magical
thing I can do is cast gun that’s pretty
funny
Well for now I at least found the mod
that apparently there are vehicles in
this mod
pack I would love to know how that works
ah the wiki here we
are Jesus Christ tutorials here we are
we’re getting there we’re getting
there need to craft a
workstation so it’s similar to the gun
thing but this one is a vehicle work
station
fuel oh you need a lot of
[ __ ] all right well the workstation is
the first
part that requires these red blocks and
gray blocks
Wiki is
useless instead I
will look up a YouTube video of someone
using the
mod surely they’ll show how they created
such a creation if I can get vehicles
first that is a form of magic
that is a great suggestion for a peon
obnoxious this is not a useful mod at
all they’re just playing with the
vehicles for
that’s how to make fuel sure where’s the
workstation full showcase surely the
full Showcase from the developer himself
will show how he made a Workstation
okay I at least know the block that I’m
looking for and what it looks like so if
I go
here type work
station that’s a workbench I need
workstation I’m confused what whatever
we have a spell we have a
spell we cast flying
bullet and
smash probably not white wolf I have two
children doing a seon would be quite
difficult
also it sounds not very fun if I’m going
to be
[Music]
real hopefully we H the cave I don’t
know if this is before after the caves
and cliffs update it’s
[Music]
1.16 I don’t think you need to be
Christian to use the exploitive Jesus
Christ in fact I think many Christians
would not like such an
exploitive coal is quite nice we were
running a bit
low that sounds about right bottom B
finally we found a cave make things go A
bit more
smoothly I don’t need you nor do I want
you here where’s my pickaxe is quite low
but no
matter you’ll still press
onward nevertheless we
persisted water is getting quite
annoying just do one of these leave that
open so if I have a run out of things to
do I can go that
way look at all this C by the gods and
my pickaxe broke well we’re heading
home white wolf I don’t know what that
means
on the bright side we don’t have to use
this accursed staircase very much longer
I remember correctly there’s quite the
shortcut to the spider Den from here
which then connects to the
lobby or maybe I misremembered oh no
it’s just much much higher than I would
have hoped
more of
this many torches do we have five we’ll
need four of
those that’s what will do that will do
nicely the rest can be divvied up
amongst well the
rest
slap
slap
slap you like the only spell I know how
to cast so
far it’s pistol I have not figured out
any other magic
I can’t figure out anything else so this
is the spell I have for
[Music]
Now obnoxious there’s not a Penance I
could divy you to serve that would not
enjoy so you’ll just give you off with a
warning this
time kind
of like I finished that sentence and my
stomach did not growl but
went yeah like like that
exactly my stomach’s said
morow I cast bullets
guns are one of the best weapons in
Minecraft go figure ah the
child two children I’m out of here
she it’s dangerous out there but no
worries I handled it
[Music]
we must be playing on hard mode or
something these spawns are insane the
damage equally
so for instance I’ve not gotten three
blocks deeper and yet another foe has
attempted to best fortunately for them
my spell casting was much greater than
that
[ __ ] uh
all according to
plan I wanted to give him a full sense
of security before stealing it
away it’s one of the strongest spells
obnoxious I prefer not great wizard Arch
Mage is my preferred title Arch mage
[Music]
oh white wolf now I understand what you
were referring to yes that will still
happen especially if this is the main
magic I learn to
wield that foe still
nearby I think I’m safe to continue
digging
oh lot of gravel in this
area sure makes mining a bit
precarious oh I’m hungrier than I
thought I
[Music]
was ah
the foe has attempted a battle of
WS I’ve outsped them yet
again not a penny spared for thought in
these
parts is but not an indignation not a
worry
ions crisscross if they didn’t want to
be killed they should have thought about
maybe valuing their lives instead of
throwing them away by challenging me at
a battle of wits
going have so much [ __ ]
iron I hear yet another Challenger
Approaching surely they know from their
superiors what would happen if they
decide to make a mistake
ah so you forfeit your life I
see thought I saw a source of ammunition
in this
cave ah it explains quite a lot
actually wonder what we
find
hello if I can car carry all this it’s
quite a
lot by the
gods what for two his chests we
[Music]
found why do you have a gun lehon this
is not a gun I’m the arch Mage casting
the spell fire
bullet try to learn maybe stay maybe
learn a thing or
two I can’t tell if that’s the TV of the
B
you
sure I feel bad cuz he’s having such a
hard time tonight um he got medicine at
7
so
sorry the baby is taking two teeths at
once so he’s having a rough time
sleeping I should know I sleep next to
him
the Baja Blast is one of the strongest
spells we teach at the
Academy quite the gaggle of foes we have
in this
cave
ow who so
dares
see you are the fool who think
themselves smart enough to outwit me in
a battle of
magics come follow me
fools they kill themselves at an attempt
to best me of course they
would colon iron in this cave is only
for what good luck and fortune that we
found such a wondrously filled
cave around every
Corners why have a stack I’d
[Music]
say I should get myself a major hat for
these streams tall and point purple
maybe with golden stars or something
like that just just show my
authority surely have non or blocker can
block this
off oh I’ve in fact made it worse oh
I’ve in fact made it much worse
[Music]
there we go safe and sound
I can mind this coal in
peace I’m quite
hungry surprising I did eat a large
lunch and a decent
dinner you not need such silly
anointments to display your skill in
Magics and authority over the Mage I do
not need such silly anointments but I
sure would prefer them I like the
aesthetic it’s quite clean and
cutting and who is this what foul Beast
do render itself in such a cave a cave
with ore for me to collect
an actual fellow spellcaster I hear oh
hello a goblin
Trader how
wondrous terra cotta gunpowder get two
32 Cobblestone for one gunpowder is not
a bad deal at all
wait a minute one iron ore for two iron
ingots a steel
indeed what a fortuitous traitor we
found and rten flesh for coal is steel
indeed a pleasure doing business with
you
sir what a wondrous little creature
you must be careful in these parts small
small one is many marry a dangerous
monster who cannot wait to Rend the
flesh from your
body I did not mean it was an accident I
apologize you simply ran in front of me
as I mind I’m glad you healed yourself
was quite worried about you although
next time you smack me
know that you’ll be forfeiting your life
if you do I have quite powerful magic at
my
disposal
well I best be
going I bid thee a good day
danger around every corner in such a
fortunus but well well or
cave I bet I think it’s best we get
going
now a tactical Retreat as it were I do
not want to waste such powerful Magics
upon such pionic opponents
let us make haste oh oh oh this cave is
quite wretched
indeed didn’t want to cure the Villager
what what use would I have for a
villager who can be so easily won over
by
disease caring for villagers such as
them brings you not with
sorrow that should be enough mining
which is nice as much as I love to mind
it’s not quite a social
[Music]
aspect besides the Magic School awaits
us so we’re back out of the
minds if I make a second pistol I could
dual wield with the off hand I don’t
know if it’ll shoot but it will look
cool what in the [ __ ] is
this a message
perhaps
hey I see we’ve discovered how to create
a meat hook how for two it is indeed
yeah no um okay like believe it or not
despite how weird the timing of us being
here when you discover that is we did
not leave that yeah this isn’t your me
hook no this is not our meat hook we did
not leave that here I do have a filet
knife so what if I do
this no okay I still don’t I still start
for uh fish you catch I’m pretty sure
with like I’m pretty sure you
a it and get all the meat how do we make
a Cleaver how do you make a CLE how do
you make a cleav
well I searched it and didn’t find
anything I found it need an
iron all right I I have those
things I would love to be able to eat
these [ __ ]
sheep yeah no you this you’ll be able to
eat way more oh hey there’s a dead cow
here
too what what’s the layout of this ice
okay so it’s a siddle like bottom middle
and then ingot in uh
middle and then uh the Nugget to the
left of
that oh yep there it
is all right oh that is that’s quite the
amount of
meat I can’t even fit it all in my
inventory good Lord also got a cow up
there that you can
Harvest I’ve also have two bities of
sheep let’s dump some stuff into a chest
real
quick
yeah between uh between you and me uh
Damian before logging off was running
around in the server putting a bunch of
these carcasses in everyone’s houses
um look it’s free food I I I was a
little confused but I’m not going to
complain I don’t know why he skinned
them first that was quite the sight to
come into I think I think he would send
a
message well we best be strengthening
our defenses holy that is a lot of food
yeah no dude like you you get you get
real bang for your
bu you just cook campire
I’ve got some oh you
can
oh interesting indeed I was about to put
them in a
furnace got raw beef
shank how does how does it oh it just
pops off when it’s done some meat
falling into the cider
Den we’re going to need more campfires
at this race you want a cooked
ham uh I mean I I won’t say
no also baby the descriptions for this
mod are really bad
Pork yeah they’re really B I have 12 raw
mutton hide oh sorry 12 raw mutton shank
we’re eating good tonight
this mod gives you so much meat everyone
on the server is always complaining
about not having enough food with this
mod we’re all going to be like covered
for the whole time welcome to chat Berry
wizard toast is real I only know one
spell so far in its pistol but we’re
getting
there once I figure out how to make the
workstation apparently there’s a mod
that involves Vehicles sounds like a
wondrous Contraption yeah know Daman
made a speed boat today Jesus Christ oh
my God one of my spider colleagues just
entered into house uh be
careful well you picked the fight so
best of luck with
that nonviolent approach yeah
good that went well all things I smack
him a few times to give him away but
he’s fine yeah I know I I I I appreciate
the nonviolent approach normally people
just kind of kill them and then stare at
me blankly you really have food for days
oh wait guys I finally got a screenshot
for me on on the wiki this is
huge this is
massive oh yes is the link for said Wiki
in the Discord I’m very curious to see
what’s been written so
far
huge I know The Lorax already has a lore
page hey it’s just a picture of The
Lorax holding a gun but you can you can
you can I mean I can find it from
there uh admittedly I’ve only been on
the servers for a total of like 4 hours
so I’m sure it’ll be a
while I mean I’m surprised it’s already
been made yeah the server’s been up for
3 days I look I don’t have much but I’m
on there and that’s all I can ask for
got to
renovate can we cook regular food on the
campfire is also a question we can yeah
it’s really good for
that ow
I almost have enough Cobblestone to
finish the stone wall of the bath
house oh that’s
one been renovating the spider dens
adding some nice uh some nice wood
planks well if you have Cobblestone you
need not of feel free to throw it in the
chest
upstairs oh I’ve got quite a bit of it
actually hold
on I need a lot of smooth stone for the
effects to work
correctly huge
ow I used to cooking on an open fire
yeah no I get it I get it can I put the
skull cow on my head I cannot I just
have the skull of a cow metal [ __ ] that
would be [ __ ] terrifying if you could
do
that I can place it on blocks look at
him that’s the receptionist
now I returned oh my God
hi over here pleasure to meet you Mr
receptionist
guess I’ll throw the I should make a new
chest for all this food at this point
the food
chest a top this fire will be the food
chest surely it won’t catch a blaze and
it will be a meaningful place to put
it that way it will keep all the food
nice and warm for
everyone anyone is welcome to use said
food chest in the
alliance the spiders will be using that
we do not have David Baron oh god oh
Lord David bar one
those oh I
know I’m by my nature slightly cautious
of them we should say yeah no me too
especially after the Opium
incident yes yes I’ve heard terrible
words
hold on I’m going to not I I’m going to
go meet him do
approve I do kind of want to see this
court Pig yeah come with me I can show
you oh
Jesus hey dude what’s
up hi hold on
all right what’s up seems like a clear
hello hi yeah so Al two is I also have
magic so um that’s that’s a gun that
that is a pistol I cast fire bulls that
is a gun guys come in here sure what’s
what’s going this this is what I just
talked about I just said
this I
see well he’s not wearing the proper
clothing that’s better
what dude David
like someone’s been doing this
[ __ ] we we went to go visit Ros there
was a
skin I saw when right here look at this
should we go check everyone’s house
there’s a skinned cow wait let me go
check the policy
station the skinned animals are quite
for
boing
yeah yeah
um it’s okay of food though that’s oh my
God come down
here
oh oh Farmers I see I see you have
workers at your farm
no um a lot of skinned animals yeah
Jesus Christ this is I don’t like any of
this this is you find out how the
butcher mod works and suddenly every
animal gets skinned thank you
out of
it oh oh
my you can play Scout you can place cow
skulls
on it’s all right I’m quite a
spell don’t fear I’m excellent with my
magic magic Missile magic Missile
quite oh yes an enemy in the distance I
shall cast a spell sniped magic
Missile you’re welcome for the
[Laughter]
saving here’s the thing I saw there were
robes that have magic resistance and
assumed there was magic in the mod pack
I made a whole bit and then found out I
don’t think there’s real magic in the
mod pack so I am this kind of a wizard
now
a wizard of Iron and Steel hey look man
I’ll I’ll go to the wizard school if you
build it I’ll become like the tarantula
wizard it’ll happen the what I’ve got
all Zach that’s that’s too that’s too
dangerous you know it’s too
dangerous are we going to
kiss I expected so this what it seemed
like for a second I was I was getting
mix messages chat everyone use the r
toast point emote and I assume you’re
not hearing the music boy no I
wasn’t I thought we was having a moment
there no hold on hold on hold on hold
on I didn’t know there was music
supposed to be
playing hold on hold on this is real
awkward give me a moment where’s the mod
settings yeah cool proud where’s where’s
the mod set it was very intimate for a
moment
no that was not the vibe I was going for
hold
on how do I change hold
on well with lot of therapy anyone can
change you do you you have to be ready
for anything should be an Enderman is
floating in the sky oh was on a tree I
got excited why isn’t it working oh oh I
heard for a second I heard it for a
moment wait so you can only hear
whenever I talk
yeah very
funny so clear when you talk it’s like
perfectly clear when you
talk this is the only way I could get
the song working but you see this is
what I was going for when I said I was
going to be the transa wizard I was not
trying to like have like a I was not
trying to have like an intimate moment
with you um I apologize if that was the
vibe I did not mean I did not mean to
lead you on like that um no by this
realization it it’s okay it’s okay I I
get it I get it um okay okay I stopped
the music cuz I realized it wasn’t
working anymore let me go get some
wizard music of my own
okay going to come back we’re going to
hear like the only thing they fear is
you Zach yeah I need you to know
I’m I’m just going to send a screenshot
of my
screen okay into the Discord you’ll
never guess what was what I immediately
pulled up on my second
monitor
it the only thing they fear is
[Laughter]
you oh my God the first thought I had
was
that I [ __ ] knew
it you wiard R I have a suggestion for
you oh yes have you considered the Halo
theme it’s also pretty good I’ll have a
few different uh magical uh songs I can
play at any given time depending on the
spell I’m
casting like ex is going to giveth to
youth
that’s so we don’t have so we don’t have
magic
spells I don’t I didn’t see it in the
mod pack I I did a quick once over we
have like stabs I know we have like
magic Missile go
[ __ ] it
works all right and
now at any time we can do magic
[Music]
wait I forget it does the voice chat
have uh proximity like if I run away do
I get quieter yes yes
yes I’ll be right back don’t
move oh my God magic Miss [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
killing
[Music]
me oh my God oh my oh my god there a
skin sheep in the therapist
office oh that’s just the therapist oh
my
God I believe that’s just the therapist
holding oh no
no oh yep sure enough oh oh my God
not above the bed one Pig for each your
is wait let’s go check it let’s go check
the
Obelisk
spiders oh I love these doors I of to
put them in the bathrooms I know they’re
so nice hold on I’m going to go check
make sure you close the door on your way
out I see a creeper found the
laat the creepers found everywhere the
creepers are a
lot they are very very bad
here there it is find one yeah
yep I don’t see
it oh Works dude there it is y they’ve
left goodies for everyone I see mhm
everyone except
me I
wish suspicious isn’t
it I swear I didn’t do it
iise you I didn’t do it that’s crazy
right is that crazy no I did not no I I
swear I didn’t do it I have been
renovating the
spider okay that part is true that part
is true they have been doing that I have
been renovating the
spider I swear
magic all right thank you the fact you
didn’t die who proves me you are of good
of good
heart town of Salem yeah if there is uh
so to make it uh a vehicle I saw the
iron and things like that it required
something called a small
engine what block do I need to craft one
of
I have no idea all right cool I know
Daman bu a speed it wasn’t a a workbench
that’s for sure I want to build a dirt
bike so I can ride up on people like
this
man I need to figure out my voice like I
don’t know why it was only activating
when I
talked are you’re using the program
voice mod cuz that’s what I use I’ve
been using voice mod yeah do you have
noise suppression
on no although the voice activation
threshold uh what should I have that
at I assume it’s on your
soundboard uh yeah
me play the music then go into your
voice chat settings and see what like
decimal the music is coming in
up that’s a good point that’s a good
point it could be quieter than your
voice activation
if I turn it
up I’m assuming nobody’s hearing it
unless I
talkar I don’t hear it what you don’t
hear it at all oh there it is n we only
he okay so you hear whenever I talk
yep how about now yep oh yeah yeah it’s
working okay
[Music]
thank you for participating in this
experiment happy to
help I thought of a more intimidating
song to play at a distance to approach
with I’m putting it on the soundboard as
we speak all right wait hold on
can
what I still have this by the way
oh wait it does why isn’t it
working the numpad you can have it
change between two different things how
do you have it swap uh numlock
numlock yeah I still have
that I I hate that I’ve also got
this I I no no stop stop
this no no no
how many do you have flying
mosquito chill
chill
survived oh what
the this magne thing is so scary yeah a
thing
[Music]
wrong one wrong one one of these things
and I do not know how to use
it yeah no uh I’m probably removing that
mod I’m going it’s so
real yeah that’s absolutely Fair like
you you can move across the entire map
in like 2 seconds with it that’s what
I’ve been saying and is like oh no it’s
fine I usually get to my house and after
saying that I watch him give it to you
and you both zip across the ocean in
seconds yeah
no like no like I don’t even like using
it
man the [ __ ] man yeah no Li a fire a
lie do you have sand sand I don’t have
sand on me now damn I could have placed
a cactus uh we’ll see if
here oh wow also like this is
[Music]
one I think we need to put the gun down
I think you need to start
running okay hold
on music
sign no not broken not even in the
slightest not in the slightest right out
of the
air probably have the song Start y oh
[Music]
Jesus [ __ ]
Christ well I’m sorry uh many gods
[ __ ] wizard curse my favorite wizard
curse is [ __ ] in a wizard
voice would that a whole M BIM Bam bit I
think so
sorry about the Obelisk but I need to
get the [ __ ]
out yeah that’s so much more expensive
it’s [ __ ] bad down there that’s not
even that bad holy [ __ ] you know do you
know how to make a piston I was down
there for like 5 seconds Jesus Christ
Zach do you know how to make a pist yeah
that’s pretty much it
and
you it is it is terrifying down there I
was I was I was using whenever I was
using the magnetic field to like bounce
up and down I could like faintly in and
out just hear the pizza Tower
music I’m sad that mod is so broken but
like tools and parts engines how do I
craft an engine okay so it is in the
crafting table it just wasn’t showing up
in the uh book that’s
fine also random question you probably
don’t know the answer to but do you know
if there’s a way to like take like the
textures from the outfits on the
essentials mod and actually turn them
into a skin because I like this outfit
so much I just want to make it my basic
skin oh so I’m just I’ve just been naked
this entire time
like naked
like spider ass all over my
screen I am still wearing my boots
though I am still wearing my boots
though right yeah it it kind of makes it
worse honestly so I am clothed you’re
kind of Pooh Bear it oh hello well well
well I mean Pooh Bear wears a shirt but
has nothing else I’m kind of like a
reverse poop like I’m wearing nothing
but
shes you’re wearing butt shoes that’s
gross
that a fin
way fart when you walk do it fart is it
stiny
[Laughter]
no we’re just laughing so much at this
it’s so
stupid what I have learned over the last
couple of days David is that like you
were like really weak to fart and poop
jokes like like they are they are your
Kryptonite cuz man
like when I was telling you that story
about my experience in the freaking High
School men’s washroom you were losing
your [ __ ] I I could hear you crying it
was so
funny it was really [ __ ]
funny I’m glad you think so you have I
stage stoic phase no no I just I I’m not
complaining this is just this is just a
like an
[Laughter]
observation why’ you do that well all
right I know first of emotion I really
don’t like that when Ry is like checking
their inventory they still have the gun
pointed at
me what when you were checking when you
were like you you were like paused your
pistol still pointed at
me good it’s to keep you Al lie hold on
I need to check something in my
inventory okay well let’s calm the [ __ ]
down you know check General this is what
you look
like I hate this don’t move don’t move
hold holdo you’re making you’re making
me
nervous I’m not the with a gun every
time I get gun I lose it well simply
don’t lose it yeah true every time every
time I get my hands on a gun it’s
someone else’s gun and then they ask me
for the gun back and I feel bad for not
giving it back to them and then usually
they shoot me Mr crus you make excellent
mods but terrible right yeah yeah okay
okay
okay the wiki for wheel shows a very
small PNG of the crafting table but not
the materials inside so I have to guess
what this nearly Pitch Black Block for
Wheels are out by
what trying to figure out how to make
Wheels in this mod and the wiki has
pictures of the crafting table
oh what block does this crafter
use so these are going correct yeah they
honestly I think good good
good like the only person that advocated
for them is poo so far and I use it and
I still think it should be removed yeah
it’s broken it’s insanely op and it
should not be this early in the game
like
oh oh huh
hello sir
hi
uh this is your fault can I get you
anything how was this my fault what did
I do look in look in
chat scroll
up mark my words I said mark my
words oh I get it like Mark like
Invincible you did this
sorry I put a curse on I put a curse on
you I
apologize I’m watching a YouTube
tutorial to try to figure out how to
make the goddamn wheels for this stuff
black w
all
right make black die
now we can get we can get
W this is within our reach Redstone
might be the issue
ink sack or wither Rose okay this might
prove difficult if we can find and kill
four squids we can make a dirt
bike we do have Redstone but not nearly
enough what we need to
create we’ll wait to ask until we have
what else we need
oh I do have a sticky piston somehow it
doesn’t seem like mine so someone is
missing one I’ll give it to
them actually before I make a dirt bike
I should make a larger craft of magic
Weaponry shall
I right now I have a sort of a small
magic Missile but a larger one would be
grand mark
it I need four and red
dye that’s the next goal is I think I
can make the ammunition quite easy two
iron nugget and four gunpowder that’s
fine
more red stone for
that all right
500 thank you 500
years
um wait hello there good yo my game
crashed for 2 seconds and this dude
became omn
man what do you mean that’s omn why
can’t I see
you that’s about
right I need wool and Redstone and ink
sacks that’s what I need to collect now
ah you’ll
have
one ooh
three there’s
some five should be enough F Apple
catatonic state so either way I need you
really missed your mark with that
punch oh an Enderman I need ender
pearls let’s go teach him a thing or two
about magic shall
we it fled what a coward oh fled again
get inside some
water fight me now
coward where is this
coward I’m the stronger maid huddle you
fool you absolute buffoon do you know
who you’re challenging
it’s time to teach this thing or about
magic man I cannot hit him with my
pistol but my mace works just
fine no end
pearls P still duking it out with that
Enderman I still hear gunshots
I know I I killed this many moons ago I
assure you what was that in your hand
was that like a big
shovel oh it’s the iron flanged mace but
it kind of looks like a toast so I had
to make one it just looks like a big fly
swatter and that’s what it does how how
how healthy are you uh well I mean I’m
at three
hearts my poor child eat some food oh
thank
you I will not show I I will not
demonstrate this magic lesson on you but
see um I don’t see any living creatures
around but it does
this back it hurts I I’m okay I see it’s
AAP it’s like a pretty high level spell
then yes it’s the slam spell it does
this oh oh wow yeah that
hurts you how much I could I could
that I didn’t know how much damage it
did either but that’s called trial and
error I just need Redstone and I think
I’ll have a magic form of
transportation oh
[ __ ] lead can I die oh I have white wool
that’s
fine so
theoretically one two three
four black dye white wool black dye
makes black wool so
now I put
iron black
wool just
so okay why is this not work
what did I do
wrong am trying to
study these wheels oh I need
leather I don’t have leather I just have
a lot of skinned
cows what if I take their skin and put
them in a crafting
table perhaps that’s how I acquire
leather a sheep
hide no not
quite something to
tan
butcher Delight
tanning someone made a mod review surely
they’ll say how they built
it no they’re grabbing it out of the
creative
hello hi I have some questions for you
from OSHA yes uh this is not my
jurisdiction
tank I’m not making a tank
new oh well okay can you make a tank I
have no idea
ound magic form of transportation but I
need leather and Redstone so I’m
currently working on that got it okay
well that immediately settles some
concerns which is good that’s that’s
good a tank would go kind of crazy it
would be kind of I just need to figure
out how to make the tanning um station
for to turn hide into
leather can I help you no I’ve got some
sheep hide right I’ve got sheep hide too
but I need to figure out the butcher
Delight wiki page has no uh recipes for
any of this [ __ ] yeah no um whenever
Damian was trying to figure out recipes
he had to go onto their Discord
server Jesus Christ well I guess I’m
going onto a [ __ ] Discord server yeah
right like it’s so
inconvenient a magic Discord server but
a Discord server
nonetheless maybe they can teach you how
to cast spells in there too no disc what
you were going to push me
off time to join the butcher Delight
Discord server
sorry it’s
Instinct you really missed your mark
with that one I don’t know why you keep
saying this doesn’t feel the same now
that that guy is not here you got you
got to think of some more funs man I’m
I’m sorry no it’s it’s fine it’s cool
it’s just like
I I think like I think if you really
want to piss him off you got to like you
got you got to get more creative yeah
yeah you’re right you’re right you’re
right like you got to tell him he’ll
like Mark his words or something you
know yeah you’ll no I don’t think that’s
oh you’ll mark my words yeah mark my
words one
week what happens in one week you know I
I kind of showed him this tape
earlier David I’m so sorry huh wait you
remember when I brought you in the court
and I showed you like that weird tape
that I found
yeah oh oh my god oh uh why did you do
that it’s the FAQ it’s the FAQ did you
do it’s just wooden
sticks he’s just doing a little jig look
at him
go he’s kind of goated with the
sauce did
dab welcome to
the I don’t have essal on so I can’t
actually see like guys em dab and like
going down a ladder dab like this is all
I’m seeing on because I can’t change my
skin if I have Essentials
on wait is that what’s stopping it yeah
like well like other people can see it
but you can’t which kind of wrecks it oh
so maybe we should stop using essential
I found actually another mod called
emote craft that allows you to do emotes
without Essentials so and you probably
don’t have to pay money for you don’t
yeah it’s completely free so if we end
up getting R of Essentials I need to
like actually like take a bunch of
screenshots of like the outfit I
currently have and transform it into a
skin cuz like I I actually like this
outfit I have on my spider way too much
to lose it I know rubber Ross did
something about emotes at some point I
don’t know what that mod is called but
there sure supposed to be a lot in there
okay
yeah cuz there was a whole I remember a
whole YouTube series about that
[ __ ] there I sent it to you in DMS what
my skin currently looks
like oh
that’s fun I like it a lot you probably
look up like a Freddy Krueger skin and
get the thing off that oh you’re
probably right actually yeah there’s a
better there’s a better screen CU that’s
what I do right if I need to get like a
suit on my character I just look up like
the suit and then I just like go bring
it into like paint.net like crop it out
and paste on my own
[Music]
skin all right um apparently shears is
the thing I need to use on them let me
find
out oh
aha most Krueger SKS make the
stripes I need more hides does anyone
have cow
hide you know you’re kind of get if any
any any hide will
do do that I don’t know any hide will do
[ __ ] up let me let me get you that
agrees with that it gave much wool one
leather and I also think so
hopefully we need four leather for a
tire so let’s see what
happens it’s just taking a [ __ ] you
gave three leather this is
perfect I did this for like 30 minutes
and you you were just so frightened you
couldn’t do anything but like Shake in a
corner would that would that
be yeah yeah yeah like I you would say
give me a million dollars I shoot your
family it’s fine but as long as you
don’t actually do it it’s fine mhm mhm
okay okay cool it’s called the it’s
called the criminals Bluff this is
aggressive
negotiations yes so you know a friendly
jovial conversation between two friends
when one yeah of course of course hey
man hey how are you todayy I’m doing
great oh that’s great oh hey hey man hey
man what’s up that’s a pretty cool them
you got playing thanks I like it a lot
yeah now I’m just I’m wondering do
either think you have a th000 bucks I
can borrow uh no I was actually about to
ask you the same thing that’s kind ofd
ask you the same thing oh whoa whoa
maybe we should go ask someone else for
$1,000 you guys have so much in common
you should hang out more or kiss or
something no
no yeah who said that that’s crazy I got
to go
[Laughter]
oh hey guys I just got back what’s going
oh hey what’s up
yeah yeah what’s up here where’s the
right here us join us join us ow ow ow I
don’t have a
gun ooh ooh imagine not having a gun
that’s crazy were our violence last
episode of the
SMP hey does anyone have Redstone I
could really use some oh no I don’t
actually know I don’t all right boys you
know what to
do please don’t shoot me give him a bit
a bre
oh into the tunnel I’m prepared for
this out of ammo
or am I I knew you were bluffing I do
need Redstone guess I’m going back into
the
mines call my BL call my BL bling my
you’re bluffing you’re
bluffing Doo see in the
distance we really need Redstone I fear
we’re not deep enough for it I have to
make the cave go a bit
deeper in fact that cave might no longer
be useful to us let us turn and go
deeper down
still we have a lot of iron but the
thing we need is redstone for our
magical Transportation an actual magic
Missile
oh that’s more traditional magic so
we’ll collect that as
well funny I’ve never played on a server
the thing I needed most was Redstone
usually I have that in abundance
[Music]
what a fortuitous cave we’ve stumbled
upon oh and once again I’ve lost my
pickaxe
immediately oh [ __ ] let’s go get another
no matter no matter
I miss my my partner is still playing
Sims next to me and in the top right is
a custom I assume background that says
aliens stole my
parents and I swore that did not say
parents but in said Peters I was very
confused yeah
give me a moment I see I
see [ __ ] he doing I don’t
know you better be going to [ __ ]
Redstone
hello no I just looked over it I was
very
confused CU I need Redstone to make cool
[ __ ]
I understand playing the character but
it’s really distracting distracting for
whom it’s not distracting for me in the
[Music]
slightest yes that was to be
expected not many can appreciate the
finer Arts of
magics so this cave has yet no redstone
deeper down we
delve
[ __ ] don’t tell me that poor baby is up
again this point I guess I’ll just end
stream cuz I feel bad having you go up
for like what a fourth time ah [ __ ]
Redstone
perfect well I found the Redstone so I
can just make the magic [ __ ] and call
that to
day hopefully that’s enough
28 we have to cross our fingers and our
toes
sorry you can play it in the future
[Music]
Arrow no I found Redstone hello
fantastic I hate that we’re on the same
wavelength
I’m trying to get a bunch of screenshots
of
my
yeah ah there’s a lot of [ __ ] out here
there’s a lot of [ __ ] out
here Jesus
Christ I hel him
up all
right oh B
[ __ ] beat saber
later well no I I I just I’m
assuming does that
all right this is an intervention this
can’t continue put the bamboo
down put the bamboo down I don’t want to
be bamboo it
down I now have a small
engine I’m going to be back with some
[ __ ] hopefully you want
to he was hoping I have enough [ __ ] to
make a sick dirt
[Music]
bike I think it’s l that my house is the
clubhouse and more that we gather around
those we want to spend time
with ah [ __ ] I need gray wool
I do have a small
engine and oh I forgot the tire of the
chest I’m a Fool have you ever been
bamboo I am not yet good sir prare to be
bamboo I don’t know if I want to be
bamboo
oh sir this is your final warning I know
great Magics oh
okay thank you for bamboo me I’m all
right
I’m quite
on
ow what hit me some hit me too
weird I you perish in four days oh wait
I don’t want that then actually that
seems like some strong magic I’m all
right I’m you self-defense selfdefense
selfdefense I’m going to bambo you
how do you make gray dye quickly
[Music]
bamboo hello
goodoo dying
wishes thank Gods I was
worried I’m just over here trying to
make gray [ __ ] wool
you have fun with that I have things to
o 10
to I see one black dye and one bone meal
I can do that right now and it will make
two how for two
is make the flowers in my chest work to
make gray
dye surely you justest
that’s light gray did I need light gray
wool or gray wool all right we’ll make
both die and we’ll um we’ll see when we
get there
cool I’ll also need red dye and
gunpowder now we head
over yeah I know like’s just kind of not
really even thinking about it I’m trying
to make magical transportation
that sound
anywhere yeah obnoxious I was going to
say that seemed quite difficult to type
out um I will probably be do to sleep
once I finish these magical
items they hold great
power something I very much wish to St
okay so for the bike I need gray wool
not light gray wool specifically gray
wool so we will put bone
meal black dye I left the [ __ ] ink
sack at my
tower God damn
it wow for tries that depressive wow go
[ __ ] yourself right the worst [ __ ] is
we’ll need fuel after all of this and I
have yet to understand how fuel is
created that’s kind of like my hole
that’s kind of my whole wack character
you know you know like humans being
adopted by wolves like Goblin adopted by
fighs look dude I can’t I just can’t
deal with that kind of commitment I’ve
got a lot of I’ve got a lot of
responsibility
well crisscross was at least insinuating
that it was towards me the arch Duke the
arch Mage sorry I messed up my own title
I am actually quite tired oh that’s the
wrong Tower I need to go to this Tower
no wait I wanted to check how much iron
is needed for a bazooka something I know
I don’t need fuel for so if I can only
make one this stream I will make that
instead the Bazooka was 44 iron I have a
little around 28 so long as I can make
both I will otherwise the motorbike Will
Wait cuz the Bazooka is [ __ ]
cool that and I can make four missiles
for it right
now 36 [ __ ] I don’t quite have enough
I’m sure I need fuel for this can I make
fuel with what I currently
have open up the
wiki fium and
liquids the wiki is not filled
how to make fuel in Mr crayfish’s
vehicle
mod oh it’s a whole [ __ ]
process all right we’ll make the Bazooka
today and make the magical
Transportation on the next stream
bazooka oh all right
then hey turns out you need to make fuel
to be able to use Fantastical modes of
transportation
so instead I’m going to make a better
magic
Missile that was a great [ __ ] shot
Lads good
sir [ __ ] on
good hello I’ve I have craft I have
crafted a new spell would you shall I
test it upon this Goblin Zach oh
oh hold on hold on we’re we’re we’re
we’re doing a thing out here
um would someone like to volunteer as
the test subject for my new
spell uh no I don’t know any Mak is
actually really passionate about testing
spells I think he love that no I’m not
it’s really cool I’ll show you the fany
after they are invisible after all
put hold on uh no no no
no I don’t know if you damage the
surrounding area so we should not be on
someone’s home for this heyy you’re
going to be okay you’re going to be okay
here come down to the come down to the
grass quickly before night cyle 93 I
can’t do
this4 for sooth Knight
approaches who wishes to be the test
subject I think MAA said he was really
passionate about it no no I didn’t say
that actually uh I said no no stand on
this block of sand right here I said
quite the opposite but you know what
come on hold on new spell better magic
Missile
[Music]
fire let’s go magic is [ __ ] awesome
David David David David can I talk to
you in private for a moment David yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah want to be
the next subject hey I got put down
[Laughter]
oh I love Magic
[Music]
so what effects did you feel under that
spell
death quite an effective spell I should
think
[Music]
we need more gunpowder for more magic
folks a child
[Music]
for sooth good friends how how go the
mar no I don’t want to go the simple
beond fear what they do not understand
no get him
away I’m going inside watch out there’s
a skeleton I’ll find him with my new
spell all
right okay he’s never been to the spider
before oh okay okay okay did you did you
close the trap
door we hide out here for a couple of
days surely by then he would have lost
everything we’ve got enough food to last
us for a
[Music]
fortnite I need new friends I’ve got
this I’ve got this pig right here we can
eat him right up if we need
to good tomorrow my
friends we could eat it if we got too
hungry wait minute do do you do you hear
[Music]
that what the [ __ ] is
that what the [ __ ] is that
I don’t like it I don’t like
[Music]
this good tomorrow my
friend kill him kill him [ __ ]
[Music]
[ __ ] genuinely there’s so many [ __ ]
mobs out there
[Music]
h
song name uh that’s it’s Pizza time from
Pizza Tower so I I’m ending the stream
uh the baby woke up that song was Pizza
Time by Pizza
Tower take a wide turn in case of any
more creepers
ow don’t see any more
creepers there are like 12 zombies
behind you yeah there’s a lot of [ __ ]
out
there don’t look at the end no no no
it’s fine it’s fine it’s I grabb your
acci
yeah um I may havegot set
my um I do have to end stream I baby
woke up again so this was quite fun but
I’ll see yall in the tomorrow with new
spells and new oh you’re going to get
more
spells oh I mean I’m trying to study
magic and so far I’ve come with two
spells one is magic Missile and one is
magic Missile so I hope I hope you know
I’m clipping that [ __ ] I I had I had
that whole thing
recorded I hope they play it in court
and I hope it isn’t
admissible you could you can put the gun
down now I think this guy’s
dangerous yeah that’s what I was saying
earlier uh note the finger quotes when I
say I’ll be making the wizard school
next
street what what does this mean
more quote unquote magic oh okay so
you’re just spreading the wait you’re
spreading the uh the quotes unquote
magic I love magic quite exactly do you
like magic you love you love magic right
you like magic right yeah you love magic
right you’re a fan of magic you like
magic this like the John wi [ __ ] this is
the best response ever [ __ ] you guys
know that you guys know that John Wick
poster yeah yeah that’s what this is you
like magic
[Laughter]
right St until they go away
Zach okay maybe move the cat a little
bit cuz oh
God I think s will actually murder you
if that cat yeah that could have gone
like really poorly I will back to the
bath house and then have a good
morrow goodbye so much [ __ ] outside I’m
just going to disconnect it you okay
Chad like I mentioned uh I would
typically do the long send off but the
baby has awoken so I must I must take
off unfortunately so thank you all for
hanging for a wondrous stream now don’t
don’t mind the don’t mind the title um
we will be raiding someone so I’ll have
to see if anyone I follow is online and
uh I will then go upstairs and help the
baby fall back asleep alie’s online
we’ll send wait sillas online I haven’t
been able to Sill’s been off for a month
next stream we’ll go to
Ali oh
wait yes alli’s playing uh sorry s is
playing some borders gate so we’ll go
there s has been off for about a month
so this will be a good hey welcome back
kind of r but thank you all for joining
for a very fun stream I’ll be doing more
of these as much as I
can have a good tomorrow
friends and stay
toasty oh we need a raid
message my
apologies hype
hype bers
gate three more like
smaller uh G
gate p no that’s too much more like
smaller gate
three that’s our hype message send that
when you get over
there I’ll see y’all over there be cool
don’t be weird
um but I’ll see y’ all on Wednesday for
I believe it was C of the Lamb I
believe anyway we’ll read
Video Information
This video, titled ‘THE WIZARD BEGINS THEIR TOWER!! | Minecraft SMP Of All Time’, was uploaded by RyeTwost on 2024-04-23 04:56:08. It has garnered 450 views and 23 likes. The duration of the video is 03:01:34 or 10894 seconds.
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