Ultimate Minecraft Survival Challenge

Bro was try Yo not rounds Crea what should the name Be what should the name be to config Little Big Planet bro I hadn’t played that game in a while at autism oh I just had to throw it through the [ __ ] laser all right um I’m just going to say I’m just going to say YouTube cuz [ __ ] that um should I do it

On normal or Half should hang on a minute St my bonus just and starting coordinates cuz I suck balls 10 chunks immediate respawn obiously no flat world I found here no P yeah I saw that should I do a hardcore world what do you guys know hard unless you built for it was so yeah no I’m not built for

Hardcore why is it always my lower Back Yeah on I’ll be back crack you’re the part that needs it I’ll be a yeah sounds good I need to flip my phone to see if anyone has texted me nope we all could yeah that’s very true let’s see what’s in here Stone ax that Spruce log mro log bread me sticks want

Potato n anything the that was not what I meant to do but now I got um that apparently I’m going to just need to sort some [ __ ] out Red by the way um I’ve never beaten Minecraft without keep inventory on because that this is how much I suck all right let’s go somewhere okay what man nice yeah I know but on Playstation it’s either super slow or super [ __ ] high is no in between for some reason St yep it is

Stone how much do I have seven I’m me say I completely forgot that you wared by the police uh coal perfect so you give me three never mind I thought that was less I thought that was going to be less I’m stupid all right I got a I got enough I got more coal than I do stone

So not a great start um even worse start I am on a hill there we go we got out of the Hill do I have any food all what the oh makes makes mess in the TR God damn the I’m there about the pasta at the scoreboard oh what the [ __ ] scoreboard

Me with the book of whatever was that I for all right there go that’s enough uh you can go there I guess um I’m very good at finding villages by the way um however I have a slight problem with them in one of the worlds that I was in

With my misss froze in the jungle literally oh fun um but every time I [ __ ] find a village for some reason they don’t involve a blacksmith um so yeah I suck at finding blacksmiths not at finding villagers cuz I found five yesterday Alone um however I suck absolute donkey

Balls accessible the children on the edge out of school that is whack though imagine um I don’t have any string yet so I can’t go f i don’t know why there’s random o leaves here but all right I’m in a mountain biome I think actually I have no idea where the [ __ ] I

I probably should craft the first that probably should be one of my top priorities at the moment I should craft two furnaces cuz one of them’s got to be a smir did I get it Ro ow my neck it’s a Bella person give me you level one I really

Need to find a village and quit no don’t tell me that’s [ __ ] snow the last time I played when fish added to the C Jesus Christ you played a long time ago that’s a long ass time ago uh smoker uh um I played yesterday fair enough I still think that There Boston D what bro no I do not no I’m kid I do but I now have random DS by the way Bu house I’m going to but I need to find [ __ ] sheep first so I’ll probably just have to try and survive for the night either that or find a village one of the two especially okay [ __ ] bed oh okay she’s have a quick gaze in here this not deeper than I thought I’m

Not going to engage just yet make a hole Yeah well be patient wait it says for people but I don’t know said it until day that’s like [ __ ] 10 minutes like 10 Minutes no kidding the day and night cycle at 10 minutes each is that one I have no idea I can’t tell [ __ ] you J kind of looks like one 10 10 minutes already yeah no no that’s not one that’s just a cherry Blom that’s put me in a bad spot that is now an issue [ __ ] and I don’t appreciate what I see right there that’s just spawns cuz that’s not right that’s a

Skeleton oh my God there’s two of them what the [ __ ] there’s two of them without s is this [ __ ] oh No oh [ __ ] come on where the [ __ ] were all the shape is my question I didn’t see a single shape yeah [ __ ] out of here just want the string nothing else now it’s down to two there was four for a while got to walk slow or not that is a Cooper oh Hello wa [ __ ] oh yeah okay oh my dist stress stressful stressful stressful stressful stressful I need to find a [ __ ] need to find something don’t shoot at me don’t run of me why did I stop running see it feels like it’s day cuz I can still see that’s a hole

Oh he me this far f it okay a hole Yeah that’s the plan grein on it yep that’s copper that’s a whole lot of copper that is not where I was aiming yeah copper oh it’s a [ __ ] flower what And spy glasses basically had no reason I think they’re adding things just for fun now yeah cuz even the armadillo right it’s good for dogs but like what else are you going to do lome fair enough um who doesn’t want that dog to be able to

Fight by the side and last long B actually helpful instead of just pain oh God oh D I have heard of the Minecraft cave Willer no play do what what do you want me to do what do you want me to do [ __ ] is this sced on really St that daylight felt that night felt really quick we so all the other dwellers oh

God the F this too yeah I think you can turn on the fog this how have I not found a single Village what is This did that fog oh [ __ ] Longs ago oh hey [ __ ] hey I thought they were doing pretty well how the [ __ ] is that the only sheep I found what is this garbage oh my God can I get out of this mountain of [ __ ] that be [ __ ]

Lovely ow I’ve lost four Hearts cuz of this right the water God no that’s going to take so much hunger off hey make a boat hang on a minute Jesus Christ when the [ __ ] did I get all this [ __ ] got to throw some stuff out raw copper

Useless keep the Lea mango planks oak doors get out of here fles get out of here spider I don’t need you yet so yeah we chill for now I’m thing was wondering why was taking so long God but has been made let’s see I Reon I assume one shap there

There I think the only way I’m surviving on my survival world is because sleeper and how far out oh yeah well I’m now an ice B so that’s great welcome back way I put my mom decorate Christmas the 21 yeah yeah we do but obviously once you get older you

Kind of don’t put it up yeah we got Christmas trees they kind of oh fake they are very fake though obviously like everyone else is is let try out Bush imagine do we have snow um only in certain areas um but places where I’ve lived it is super rare

Yeah no we only have like a couple areas in Australia that actually snow and that’s only like during winter which I’d hope there’s only snow during the winter can I find a [ __ ] Village somewhere do you celebrate Christmas different than Americans I don’t know that depends on

How the US celebrates it I’ve got no idea oh my God hello near the coast right [ __ ] no yeah you can use a boat as a car on this Bome but um God no near the coast there’s [ __ ] practically no snow you have to be in like a super Hill

Biome you have to be in like a hilly area like practically in the middle of Victoria we have about two mountains Mount Bull and can’t remember the other Mountain but they’re the only ones that get [ __ ] snow if we do get snow we’d be very shocked as to what the [ __ ] is going

On cuz even during the winter it’s like 19° sometimes it gets down to like 11 but usually it’s around 17° it’s a nice 17° though not like a humid one GL warming yeah specifically him [ __ ] us heals with near the coast you’d be very [ __ ] surprised I just traveled through a whole

Biome just to not say anything [ __ ] my Life I kind of don’t want to P this jungle biome unless it offers me something no the hills are kind of [ __ ] all over the place they’re on the highway they’re in they’re in random [ __ ] areas but yeah no they’re nowhere near the coast it’s to wor it go to Jungle

Embrace that’s where I was for the start taret B with foxes and wolves yep see I’m pretty sure my country did fine I don’t know not indulged all right they’re not evil yeah they’re Just DE a VI well um take a foxy your boat I need

To not get off not to get on land i’ prefer that i’ prefer to stay in the boat I would really prefer to stay in the boat at the moment really prefer it yeah cuz it’s becoming night and unless I see something that I like don’t see myself getting out that Screwed that is screwed that [ __ ] well that’s unfortunate well it doesn’t look like we got a [ __ ] Choice all right well that didn’t last long I thought that was a random got to be honest didn’t even say that oh God she stayed at the Mushroom Island found ice no up spawn there yeah

I’m not I’m realizing that now oh Okay oh hello now I’ve always been super unlucky with villagers and this one looks like it’s got this one looks like it’s got three [ __ ] houses hey garbage though no not you granite dirt that took the hell long Le get them bu just and hang on I need to see what the [ __ ]

They offer first if it’s even worth it bro is this seriously a three house Village there’s no way there’s no way what the [ __ ] why is the rest of the village over there oh oh oh my God I actually found a blacksmith going to be honest that was really

Disappointing that was a major let down wow what the [ __ ] does what the [ __ ] does this blacksmith do wait what why is this [ __ ] over there hang on I need to get over there but um I love how there’s probably just one random that joined and is just seeing your chat

That’s today’s topic slavery yes um [ __ ] but that was really underwhelming that was wow there’s not even a chest in this there’s always a chest in this what the [ __ ] this God why do I get garbage what the look I’m Mighty I found in the village you know but

Jesus even with the blacksmith this was terrible bro what yeah excuse me you sell [ __ ] you sell [ __ ] I just realized I can [ __ ] die that that was disappointing I’m disappointed why does my misss always get so lucky with the blacksmiths like at one point she found

Three blacksmiths in one Village and she got about six diamonds from it we move on next agender probably get some iron where I can where I know I’m going to survive where I know I can get out with that di so I won’t go too low to start off with

B perfect to sell bad stuff so they don’t get tra and training yeah no that’s fair oh I remember yesterday and I’m not kidding there was either it was either Farmers or nothing it was just Farmers piss off it’s already been 10 minutes no way bro I found the village at four back

Here oh my God the lag on what is going to twg out in a cave over ghost oh God sh didn’t take a bed from the village yeah I probably should have oh well when I find the next Village in about another 10 years you know also a little big planet got

Copyrighted for the music which is good to know this is what they were all high as a c oh my God I don’t have work tomorrow that’s good good stuff good stuff Wonder was wide or put petrified make a heron TR bro how rich do you think I am that takes like what

[ __ ] I have to go to the nether for that too I need Nether go the other way but I need to be a little bit more prepared oh my body is not telling a good thing what the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] you did nothing but I had to kill you that was a Delay I actually need to remember how to make it but I know it’s gold netherite and torches I know that much oh no hello Howell you doing uh that’s not what I want to deal with right now it’s kind of the last thing I want to doal with hang on I’m use my

Bow where’s the dude with the captain’s flag there you is I need to get his attention I didn’t want your attention too [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] want both of their [ __ ] attention that’s an issue that’s a major issue wob and weave bob and weave n these guys have [ __ ]

Aimbot no matter what yeah going to hit you ow see damn it me if I’m at full health I’ll [ __ ] go at them but not so that’s an issue I need 4 and a half more hearts and they’re chasing me like on the [ __ ] plate all right let’s slower in the

Water what up B [ __ ] on WE slow shoot him I do you missed oh okay oh what the [ __ ] is wrong with me just give me a bit that’s too far away you mards are not running in straight lines thank you I’m going to leave it like that just to piss you off

By the way but I got bad still so all right so I go b um I better hit a bed though when I enter a village like oh no oh it’s just that I thought something else I don’t feel well don’t throw man got to keep your protein in you not out of

You I hope he didn’t see me he did not like that well I throw off not while or bad for 98 minutes I’m not play that one oh God Taco B imagine chilly and hot dogs oh oh so your stomach is going to be [ __ ] full [ __ ] man I should probably start killing

Things you know it’s food need a food source you’re the food source hang on bastard uh who the [ __ ] am I going to have tonight actually cuz I have no idea who I’ve got tonight don’t have Brook I don’t have Caitlyn I don’t I don’t have the center I don’t have m

Emon maybe no I’ll probably get Nancy and Ella chor Polo am I really I am oh hello hello lava I Trav would probably very far this devil all right dream thing I do not have that [ __ ] skill that is where you make a nether portal oh [ __ ] I tried that once and

I accidentally made the whole thing cidian I also need iron for that which is what I’m going to find next it’s probably what I should find next how’s my ability going just fine I see oh my goodness let’s see how long I’m on the water this time like

[ __ ] I’m not a fast person when it comes to this stuff I usually go quite slow I used to be fast where I got um Iron within the first 5 minutes but I still suck dick so also could you you two is very good at jibing me My

Views uh the fact that there are times where I finish your stream and it says like two people so is where you take your time to think yeah I don’t think the Ow like can I just hurry up oh there’s land there’s land oh my goodness and it didn’t take 10 years it

Only took [ __ ] seven Jesus Christ oh [ __ ] for Jesus Christ I had to spam the [ __ ] out of that to see if it makeing jump if I eat anymore I can’t go to school what the hell yeah that is actually a great question want either way I don’t get a break

Today so I’m working it straight so that’s always fun the next day I’ll feel so terrible 5 in the morning when I get to school when kids get I have a blind cat right now I’m and you are the got good sleep last night why is my buddy being

Stupid and I think kids s the trash can over St bro you living like a [ __ ] oh hey whoa looks massive oh [ __ ] that’s right touch back quick D was TR L be right now all right I was I got to be honest I completely forgot I had

Bad I actually forgot I had bad Omen so no not a chance bro yeah literally two Ms remaining the [ __ ] bro what’s happening to them they did they just like spontaneously come oh all right do they always spawn over here answer is not a yes um thought I spawn this

Time see I don’t want to die far from my bed cuz they’ll kill me oh I found them You know what I do are you wait what I had four all right ow well Can I really sleep through the [ __ ] raid I could excuse me what the [ __ ] what was that my shit’s over Here what’s just up here you bit of a bastard they killed themselves they killed themselves they killed themselves they did it they did it they did it it was them not me it them not me how the [ __ ] are they shooting me so fast just going to hit you off the edge

Get off the edge oh my God ouch ow [ __ ] I Golem do something I picked up just bread for some [ __ ] weird reason kill him with an axe at this point is that what I has to devolve to hold on twoing I know what they are [ __ ] [ __ ] D come

Here I know over here somewhere you’re bringing [ __ ] somewhere else [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah give me your [ __ ] emeralds bastard [ __ ] enough yes I’m very aware of what’s going on outside give me five emeralds Jesus Christ oh well ain’t that just wonderful nope NOP nope nope no [ __ ] off

Two remaining and one of them has a stupid amount of Health saw you way can’t hit me oh you goodby whoa you go you’re a fat thing where the [ __ ] are you come here yeah I don’t like that die again so I can SC un send you a friend request

Goodbye not you to [ __ ] Around brother I need yep that’s it that’s my username leg Iron Golem oh my God I Golem help thank you why you still got off of me thank you that sounds far me they on the other side like [ __ ] what about it’s over here are

They that are with there with me but I just didn’t see oh the where there oh gotcha don’t tell me Golem’s dead oh it’s just all right just throw it on my face why don’t you oh God [ __ ] spread out Jeffrey how the is super gross looking how the I’m sorry

What how the [ __ ] did he come in conversation where’s my helmet I swear that’s the one thing I never found right here all I’m not here yet where the [ __ ] did that come from what is he using name again just Daman hogness okay I want

To oh what the [ __ ] is this this just a glass bottle I’ve thought it so many times what do you offer cler you don’t offer much Well it doesn’t appear uh go Aaron Roberts then might appear under that uh I’m so glad that I can keep a distance Uh a a r o n r o b e t e r t s sorry I don’t understand why I didn’t come up though kind of weird going right is up here but I’ve had to use axes as a [ __ ] weapon but how is this ra still going are they really all over There that makes a bit more sense oh you were joking that’s why it’s taking forever oh no well I’m gone goodbye many of those are there quite a bit um no way no way I don’t like it that it’s not pretty Golem is dead so oh where’s the master where’s the

Master where’s the master where is the master where is the master where is the master you’re not the master go away there you are yeah I see [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] die die die all right wait what hang on hang on what wait what how the

[ __ ] the Vex wasn’t even in there what is this [ __ ] well this isn’t a favorable position for me um just sneak out the back goodbye I no feel something well that’s good but uh ow ow oh over here here’s where it is here’s where my stuff is this spe is no to be say oh my God I got a to I’m D yeah okay why does why does it do that much damage I don’t understand okay hello now this is going to be insanely difficult cuz at this point I’m going to be punching I know I’m aware game I’m aware oh you’re kidding they’re just going to Camp my [ __ ] goodby

Nope you’re not involved in this ravager [ __ ] off a SN how sand well you not a deal for me right there are you okay yeah it’s loud oh hello get down get down get down get down get down did I friend you I don’t think so no ow well that’s I’m

Unfortunate the poop is bigger than the snake Jesus Christ uh hang on mate just let me do my stuff let me do my thing oh F an exploit with you oh oh hello ouch got you two mobs remaining and I know which two they are that’s the funny thing and I know

Where they are too on the other side of the [ __ ] map all they’re right there I do hey follow me I’m Away that’s a small issue actually where is He uh Right I need some food just H you on a minute the fisherman I need the fisherman cuz he’s got um let’s get some things that I need AKA crafting T there I have no idea um going to be honest I have no Idea give me a SW I needed a SW for so long H fu well I’m going ouch I’m PlayStation oh God hello I know you can hit me through the [ __ ] wall Yeah let’s go yeah [ __ ] it that took longer than it should yeah oh God that took forever we now hero of the village yeah [ __ ] H oh what’s wait what’s your you don’t even have a job yeah you some out at home the [ __ ] does that work anyways what’s my discount

Wow 20 to 14 that’s crazy what a big discount seven for one Emerald holy [ __ ] whoa that’s totally a deal I’d snatch up in a [ __ ] hot beat tell like one of the shittiest deals ever you’re a fisherman so you get an excuse be Hest do

Not I only sleep at night well I can’t [ __ ] tell that is weird seeing a circle Sun feel fine again that’s good there four people in wooo see these guys can go whenever they want damn just let’s see what can I do now I’ve saved the village they’ve given me very [ __ ] deals

Um had a friend hang on what’s your name on uh Playstation that’s see a very specific oh no apparently my username doesn’t exist what the [ __ ] oh that’s why it doesn’t come up if you’re trying to oh no shut up hello Bambi this is not that’s why you can’t friend me that’s not my name I’m going to but hello baby how are here I’m going to type my actual name on because I’m connected to my

Microsoft account see crying Bambi you okay what’s going on what’s going on and by the way it is spelled like this I did not pick this you right yeah my actual address [ __ ] no I don’t want people hunting me down I know I’m not that fous but

[ __ ] yeah yeah that’s my actual one that makes a lot more sense on why you weren’t my username didn’t exist if you’re on Playstation you’ll be to add me like that but there there we go and since I got the Xbox app I should hang on be able to just add you real

Quick I’ll send a you a few CL Wars oh God why is your heart broken Bambi what happened where’s my Xbox app that’s a see you [ __ ] Xbox what Happ uh continue oh I might want to [ __ ] sign in oops Yeah you just you already signed in yes just let me sign

In I remember my friend hit a d it’s in one of my YouTube videos oh no me so broken why what happened I don’t want screenshots B Cody last sc6 days ago Jesus Chads hello oh added you all right I should um uh you 173 subscriber thank

You I appreciate that how the [ __ ] did I I like message requests friends any Requests how the [ __ ] do you say requests I’m not like dumb but thank you MPA Asian artist I lost three subscribers that’s not good Ah that’s cool you up four add friends D thank you B you okay can’t get Str shots check in a bit

I don’t want screen I just want to add a friend [ __ ] it’s taking its time but yeah it’s good what I share my Xbox account so I’m seeing playing other games I need to have what is but I mostly play Xbox fair enough I play Playstation but I’ve got an Xbox account for you know the purpose of oh you know this I at Minecraft MPA Asian three you’re at 693 God damn popular 947 you’re my 2,900 no PS5 no I don’t have a

PS oh person subscribe oh there you go I watched a [ __ ] watching go r with an air cannon I think I can go for longer are Multiplayer Survival yeah anyone can join I don’t even have a pickaxe what DN B be sad don’t be sad know

Um I’m just going to destroy this tree though you know that was a pretty good tree I’m where it wasn’t a trade by the Way I could have made a stone for [ __ ] sakes But yeah any anyone can join if they really want to I I don’t mind it’s I’m willing to play with anyone really now I need to get my co back there you go industrial oh hey 294 now yep man is flying I hope this one doesn’t get

Copyrighted for no reason I’ll go for half an hour more I reckon then I got to get ready for work ah I have no idea if he’s actually any here who’s not because YouTube says too but B I know Bambi’s still in mpa’s still in um Amber is still in industrial is

Still in all five of you are still in it’s just not showing anything what what now bad I can’t find P yeah I don’t know what’s going on it says five but it’s actually two be it’s an f and f person super Minecraft and Super Mario 64 all right

Be could invite me or something uh to go 325 Jesus Christ a fly back shoot what how does it say I haven’t added you I added you I added you was their friend oh I got to get out of it cuz [ __ ] shit’s breaking shit’s breaking

How the [ __ ] did I even find it in the first place oh notifications that’s right I’ll see if I pop up on multiplayer world yeah I have no idea oh [ __ ] I should probably get to bed what the [ __ ] I have no idea try again in a bit something went

Wrong oh something’s [ __ ] up on my end all right gold so what Goldman so world world in half an hour I have to get ready for work in half an hour man the I keep on forgetting that these guys are retired practically and do not have a job Le I think they are

Anyway the Villager and gold man oh o AJ Casher wants to be my friend try again a little bit get out of here never mind well was now I set well I’m in there all right see you hope you enjoyed the time you here

For I got no idea what I’m going to do right now I think I’m going think about this um Oh God shit’s breaking all over the place oh no I don’t know why something’s going wrong M wait you actually had rular surviv what the [ __ ] save the world I never got that oh no what Minecraft Xbox One Edition Minecraft cheating death I think I got a

Kill the Beast yep diamonds to you iron belly diamonds Iron Man baked bread passing the time pork chop into the ne have a sh day it’s a sign settle up Qui hard getting an upgrade hot to Adventure Monster Hunter time to mine morals time to

F they all pass I got my child slaves in the mail today they all passes away they all passed away in shipping Bean me up ah so you only T 83 me so who is still here who is still here well my charact seriously mine always come same day

Shipping K some bookshelves and proof shment table I forgot to pack holes in the box there he’s [ __ ] recommended from The Game Pass FIFA 22 thank you game thank you I ordered 1,864 that is oddly specific um I think I’m going to try and find another Village I think that’s what

I’m going to do I’m just going to Vibe out cuz this Village was no good bro they aren’t even children anymore bro they’re old man they probably [ __ ] D but out I got M but the Box the hold it there wer any HS in the Box [ __ ] Christ I’m so lucky that

This is not me saying these I feel like if you’re in chat there’s a lot you can get away with but you can’t say something that even sounds like a swear word which is funny I find that hilarious how you can talk about L well what you guys are talking about

Now but if you say something bad about something else not your own you’re dead [ __ ] you we all escape the mental institution I can see That uh oh it looks like the game might crash soon so s the I we committed war crimes in 1994 that is oddly specific a r Portal I don’t believe in human rights do you believe in human wrongs oh the [ __ ] thing from Russian Badger I remember that I listen to that but I because of the fact that I just like it I don’t care the music really I just like Beats

Um this the worst in the world I got boots you where will keep a saddle though no I’ve got two lost protection though that’s pretty handy hey the flow Le bass bass pro shop we own about the 1 million in the government funds that disappeared wasn’t

It 1 trillion or some [ __ ] like 1.2 trillion and then all of a sudden [ __ ] boom I love how the Bambi person came and then left after pulling whatever the [ __ ] that was I just real I either attract Christians which is very interesting um or I attract people like that that one

Person uh I don’t remember that name but and Bambi that’s that’s just what I’ve noticed I attract the all Christians which is a very interesting uh Trope oh I just realized um I don’t have a bug no more yeah that one that was that was an experience that was that was really Something Um oh I don’t even think it was a boy I’m like pretty sure it was a Girl mind you most of my audience is boys so Oh just chilling I do that would be crazy if they always here could pop up at any moment that would be nuts but yeah [ __ ] why is it that I attract Christians while not being one myself that’s what I’ve noticed I attracted people who are Christian are

They here I don’t [ __ ] know there’s four people so there’s quite a possibility my M doesn’t watch me not as much anymore actually I don’t know who she watches she watches Dad’s but I was going to get her like a top but that’s more for her

Birthday um with that cuz I’m just like well I only want to spend a certain amount and well you know it’s going to be big limit this year I have money but yeah you have a map that allows you to see where your viewers are from um it doesn’t tell me

But the either I think hang on analytics is Audi I’m sorry [ __ ] where all right I it’s not a map but it’s telling me where my viewers are from in the past 28 days 20% of my viewers have been from the US that makes sense and in second place is Gambia [ __ ] Gambia countries yeah us and Gambia back welcome back Gambia I want all I want lifetime all right so here are my top four [ __ ] hour pretty all right Australia is in first with 20% of my audience being um for when I started to now um in second place is the us being

177% of my audience in third place is Singapore right in fourth place is Mexico uh so that’s interesting fifth place is Brazil sixth is Argentina seventh is UK and Tide eth is Germany Canada and Chile what the [ __ ] about three of those are English like native English speakers oh yeah Junior

Yeah but recently my viewers are apparently from Gambia like 3.9% of them in the past 28 days of been from Gambia so the Nazis are turning in huh oh that was lag that was Heavy lag this is heavy lag it’s I think it’s about to break I think shit’s about to

Break I think shit’s about to break but also what oh there’s something up there no that’s a tree bro I’m from America I think I think most of the people who talk in my chat are from the US but most of the people who watch my what the [ __ ] is

It it’s a Germany joke my my brain took too long it’s it’s it’s already scoffed like my brain my brain doesn’t want to brain today did I just run around in a big circle I feel like I have no [ __ ] way I just run around in a big circle but it looks like

It I think I have no [ __ ] way I ran ran in a Circle D you got lurkers who don’t speak yeah r r and what the [ __ ] who is the F that is that is a great what is that that’s a ruined portal Jesus Christ it’s really been that

Long oh my God just the a okay yeah that’s Wild there’s always that one that kind of just looms which is fine for me to be honest I don’t care if they’re too shy to talk they’re too shy to talk I’m not going to force them to do [ __ ] H one or two who the [ __ ] else is here What I didn’t realize anyone had joined oh my God why why did that happen knew that that was bound to happen I didn’t I didn’t think it would come so late though going to be honest that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to [ __ ] do [ __ ] stupid [Applause] a like this just got whoa kamakazi

I am obviously too many Subs away but hang on Jesus Christ let’s see for this the eligibility to start earning money on YouTube I need 500 Subs which is perfectly reasonable three upload video uploads in the last 90 days I can do that um he left that that part’s pretty

Simple uh and one of the following either 3 million public you can’t invite me because it’s glitching or something yeah because for some reason [ __ ] [ __ ] my um actual thing isn’t allowing me to add you like my Xbox app isn’t allowing me to add you which is [ __ ]

Stupid I’m trying to add you as a friend so I can do it but you know stupid be stupid let’s see how it works now add friends try again it a bit something went wrong go search hey all right there we go see what the [ __ ] happens from here try again I’ve already

Stupid I got to go soon anyway but I will be able to go for log tomorrow unless I have to do the dishes cuz I don’t know work tomorrow so probably a later stream but it will be Minecraft again um you watch I’m going to all right who wants to bet That get invited but I will still invite you just so you can have a start in the world you know ow I got everything I need for now oh that hurt hang on oh that hurt a lot hang on hang on hang on a minute for e oh my

God why did I mute someone wait did you [ __ ] who’ you mute did you mute Amber oh you can’t I cannot support shaders Amber good one oh really blue you can’t talk you’ve accidentally muted someone before kayen Allan too lazy uh Ken oh that hurt I oh oh K Al is no

Friend got person no you cannot oh oh god that hurt my eyes too laggy [ __ ] uh H oh I hate the sensor you canot you accidentally muted an you accidentally muted a new Viewer but how’ you going to person mad how’ you get mad oh God that pop actually [ __ ] physically hurt what the [ __ ] H lagging n it’s also can be dependent on the other person’s with you which one is absolute poo type some something Amber oh yeah it’s even laggy for me and

I’m f m dude I my thing can’t support [ __ ] either where are you going to be honest no idea oh being touch that’s what I’m doing did you just call Wi-Fi wiffy I did what what what does he mean they not animals they’re [ __ ] animals what do you mean what do you

Mean what does he mean what does he mean by that what what does he mean by that bro what the [ __ ] have you just sent what is that meain about that oh oh no I oh oh no I don’t like f i don’t look I’m going

To say this out right I don’t mind fies but [ __ ] they’re weird joining the game fire Panda who the [ __ ] is fire Panda what is going on what is that blue got five more minutes you guys collect as much [ __ ] as you can get as much [ __ ] as you can oh my

God four people in chat very happy very happy with today’s result and I know YouTube is going to give me like [ __ ] three if it is me any less than five I’m going to be fuming survival server yeah might as well but I’m not paying [ __ ] it’s only a server where but

Unfortunately where is am I have no idea well yo hey Rising [ __ ] hell you doing in L May you lose the sub what no you didn’t oh it’s still 173 what’s this texture pack true realism HD that’s what it is true realism oh yeah that was definitely a

Car actually he’s just chilling on my porch man is vibing oh God I feel like if I have too many people on here I going to die it’s going to lag like it costs like [ __ ] two bucks oh god um is it night oh my God it’s night time that’s

Unfortunate how the [ __ ] am I TI before what yeah think I have analytics for this uh audience do I know where they’re from yeah if you like buly great game I preferred over GDA there no subtitles let’s go analytics let’s have a good look at my analytics research

What of my cats are squating at It hello sweet um top searches over here all right slow starts Bonny piss off has 41 but slow starts at 88 bring on the challenges yeah yeah content videos 117 just had a night for real what the [ __ ] how my shorts getting any views most of the people that watch me

Are subbed that’s fair gender let’s see for Lifetime 81% of you are men F she almost knocked my lamp off my desk damn no bro SC doesn’t know how to react to my guts hell man God damn it God damn it oh the other dud what says two though oh it says two

I don’t even think a m is literally becoming a horror game yeah on that’s I’m just pissing out blood at this point I’m in a forest and I turn the corner and boom creeper all right I have proof of a total of six people talking Rising industrial Bambi blue Amber and

MPA that’s proof of six six people now I swear to God you want to be a bitcher huh [ __ ] second no at this point [ __ ] this I’m going to try and find a village brother can I how do we F come on I’m going be right back all right man I

Think I got 10 more minutes in me that’s what I reckon surprised I haven’t went for this long be honest give cords need to make sure I’m safe first oh you playing with a yes 4818 68 I think the next one is a negative got four one8 need d

I think I’m a dear God what’s yours when’s SP F2 oh that’s right Ooh I don’t know actually cuz it can’t be Friday or Saturday cuz I’ll be pissed off my [ __ ] head or Sunday could start Monday next week either that or I will decide not to stream tomorrow and instead record it really is going to depend on how tomorrow pans out for me oh oh

Oh that’s a fair [ __ ] distance the fire Panda Cindy Senor but yeah either Thursday bro when I play FNAF one b chica wouldn’t [ __ ] off why do you think my second episode I think it’s the second episode hang on let me have a look no the last episode before I um

Streamed the last two nights yeah um night four I said Bonnie piss off yeah slow starts was good dancing with death I was proud I was proud of that title that title didn’t go well um I just put out the random Roblox one cuz I was doing it with my

Friend but for left to I’m going to have to completely get used to it FNAF 3s mechanics are weird I’m not looking forward to some of the games um FNAF 4 I’m not looking forward to FNAF uh s the location I’m fine with um Help Wanted I’m not looking forward

To what else am I not looking forward to um security brid I’m not really looking forward to since it’s laggy as [ __ ] I have to go B all right man it was good playing with you one moment spring trap is at cam turn I fix audio or Cam at my

Office oh yeah no he he will [ __ ] touch you so yeah um so what games am I not looking forward to now this depends if I only have to go up to night six um but if I have to do challenges I’m not looking forward to what to looking forward

To FNAF one I’m all right with cuz I just realized that Freddy just moves spastically and you don’t really have to you just kind of have to flick your [ __ ] up from time to time uh foxy won’t really do [ __ ] um would you play security break yeah that’s the last game in the

Series but I’m not looking forward to that since one I take forever to it is oh laggy as balls what gives you feeling of power me being night even for now four oh yeah are you looking forward to security breach no cuz the graphics are booty

Cheeks uh as a game like completing it yeah cuz I cuz I get to choose which ending I want to do but yeah it just depends what I don’t have to complete 20 the 2020 modes cuz I I’m just not going to I’m just straight up not going to um cuz [ __ ] that

Um so breaches awful should be rated E or pg3 it’s not scary what’s worse FNAF world the FNAF in Space games or security breach FNAF world was good see this is what I like I liked FNAF well I liked what it was trying to give us I did like that Amber’s mad of

It I don’t think Amber [ __ ] knew I don’t think Amber knew my boy oh I haven’t seen the FNAF space in Space games I never tried FNAF world I can’t what’ you do he muted you in chat he muted you in chat but you since you were playing with me you had no

Idea 173 I’m happy with that um but yeah I’m going to put them in order of which ones I think is going to be the blocky from the stream accident because I take someone off wait was there someone in here that you pissed off I was following with my

Phone who was it I want to see this you see this You’ you piss off that four oh it’s just amb stuff oh balloon boy upgrade I at baby upgrade DD [ __ ] go back here um I’m going to write a list of which ones I think is going to be the

Easiest um and which one’s going to be the hardest so this is just to complete kns one through six but one of them doesn’t have a six side so you know and have three F1 uh the h is got pissed off someone who likes children oh yeah you can be at you

Unfolded blindfold oh yeah that’s right I’d have to prove that on camera though um how the [ __ ] did I do that know um dear c yeah I’m a fair distance I’m just standing still um [ __ ] F4 um I’d say sister location FNAF 2 or FNAF 4 seems like the hardest

Yeah characters that you see V if when I pop my heads by squeezing it’s like the hardest yeah that’s what I’m thinking FNAF 3 FNAF 3 yeah it’s just slow FNAF one FNAF 5 is just boring and FNAF 6 yeah FNAF five two no uh FNAF five no security breach FNAF five hey

FNAF Pizzeria simulator FNAF 4 and FNAF 2 that’s what I reckon will happen this is the order I reckon it’s going to be hardest to easiest H easiest to hardest sorry all right FF is going to be the hardest cuz you have to [ __ ] type in so

Much it’s stupid FNAF yeah I reckon FNAF 3 will be the hardest security breach will be one of the easier ones FNAF 5 pretty simple FNAF P simulator that’s pretty simple when obviously you just want want to Vibe out um okay cross Um one second I’ll be next moment 2 for the right sco [ __ ] yeah I used to I think uh this is going to be story time with me um I had a Razor scooter once and I was barefoot it hit my toenail and it got to

The point where I had to like tear the toenail off um that’s how bad it ended up beinging oh God yeah no that’s that shit’s St yeah no it’s twice that I’ve had to rip the same turn out off because of an accident the other time I kicked the [ __ ] wall I kicked

The wall cuz I was running right I love how I said half an hour almost an hour ago now but I can get ready whenever oh is that a village is that a village is that a village that a village not a village it’s tra um Goodness oh yeah go I traveled so much distance that when we see each other again I’m going to be 5,000 [ __ ] blocks away 5,000 blocks oh uh even with 1 mm if you get your ankle your ankle will be n for like yeah no this it’s [ __ ] I have two

Coats on in my bed with two blankets for how cold is this what color are ke okay I did the dishes today by the way for one of the hardest [ __ ] things I was about to say how [ __ ] cold is it I sleep next to window to ah you know

What now now that makes sense on why it’s cold if you sleep next to a window like I do o ah a a botch a notch everything but a [ __ ] apparently my room could still be cold even if I wasn’t even if I didn’t [ __ ] H that’s pretty that’s bad room

Design got to be honest your whole room should not be cold part of it I did to was here in Canada man how the [ __ ] do you guys deal with that [ __ ] I can barely deal with weather that goes anything below [ __ ] eight Al Tim is awesome we don’t have

A I’m being touched in inappropriate ways um no no bu no wonder you [ __ ] think it’s haunted bro about five people probably died in that house minimum giving you the benefit of the dadia how’s it still stable I’m joking it was built in 72 1972 there’s still one person old died in

There unless you built it when it was bought then ah you’re good one person died in my house okay yeah that makes sense we’ve had no one die at this house or my last house but we had someone die but mind you this was right before we

Moved in someone die on our front [ __ ] porch like the owner’s brother died on the porch okay send you London F to Donuts uh Tim bits and everything I don’t even know if austr has two on apparently Australia has Wendy’s which I had no [ __ ] idea about but apparently we have like

One we got we do have Co we do have stuff that you guys do oh we got col Junior and [ __ ] how long was he out there I have no [ __ ] idea but apparently he just I think he died of like a heart attack but he died

On he died of like a [ __ ] heart attack I know what Wendy’s is don’t be worry I know what Wendy’s is but I didn’t know we had them in Australia but we we don’t technically don’t have Burger King we never actually got the rights to it so we just called

It Hungry Jacks long enough to decompose no no no no no no I wasn’t after for that long but [ __ ] one night apparently the ghost uh decided to knock on Mom and Dad’s window so that was fun or some [ __ ] knocked on Mom and Dad’s

Window bro can I just find a village for [ __ ] sakes I’ve been gone for an hour for half an hour longer than I anticipated Burger King St up using some messy meting their burgers so yeah we got Hungry Jacks which is cheaper than [ __ ] um Maas and [ __ ] I

Got ah going to be a [ __ ] I say Notch but she knows what I mean that is a going to be a [ __ ] oh I didn’t realize I was that low Jesus when SP Donald’s Taco Bell I think we have Taco Bell here jacking off in a box oh are all

Horrible what do you like you like KFC I don’t like any of them there enough I think your [ __ ] would like um Taco B very much oh my God you know what I’m not fny a village intime soon do I’m going to stare into this Ravine unless that’s a village up

There nope no Village Insight why did you [ __ ] typ that oh no there’s a village ha I [ __ ] lied this cool trees man than for making me think there was a village thanks I really appreciate that game Fe Taco Bell while sitting on the toilet for 7 hours and pay

$10,000 to get a plum what if you ate Taco boat you’ll be s oh I was so confused it’s you said I didn’t read some of the bits clearly was a typo and I thought it was funny so kept it fair enough how much gig has this taken up how much made

Uh why the [ __ ] do I start 3:30 on a Friday 120 megabytes no bad not bad at all now oh I don’t even want to attempt that One Jack escaped the Box yep I thought you were going to bed Amber no F night5 yeah but apparently Scott right doesn’t want you playing FF plus apparently not so I get the stream on I’m on my phone nice apparently Scott doesn’t want people really playing for that but Um H FNAF plus is practically just a FNAF one remake but what Scott was seeing through the guys have a bookmark for whenever you come live really that’s that’s pretty cool um mini games they come in ow I keep on forgetting that’s my ring hand oh that’s S I thought was t he I’m

Like what the [ __ ] but yeah FNAF class is um FNAF one but it looks super realistic and super [ __ ] creepy what servers do you have these are the servers that I’ve got got got the hive cubecraft uh Lifeboat galaxite and meville mind you at the moment they’re all [ __ ] ass cuz they’re all

So Laggy I hit my ankle on the corner of the coffee table like 4 hours it’s going it’s still numb Jesus Christ yeah I can see what I can add I can I can add servers like I believe I canut what do you have an anle all right

I’m not even going to ask anymore probably committed some crime at at at a sprinting Pace ow hi this full of treasure was emo Elementary School speed rers who want to always be number one that is true I’m joking the fact that I don’t know that and I genuinely believe you

Would get in trouble for something that would put you under house arrest should concern you just a little bit um I’m very going to hide and seek very good at it treasure Wars is bedw Wars for babies yeah I don’t think I we have bed WS though which is

Disappointing cuz we don’t have Hypixel and for some reason we can’t add anything keep my helary fact there’s beds yeah on servers oh no there is bedwars on life boat it says one friend is all but that’s only CU of that feel like a there would be emos in elementary schools I don’t

Know I I don’t know how that would sound I I’d assume there would be in the UK I have no idea why did you pick the UK it probably would be though that’d be interesting the Scottish the Welsh and [ __ ] the English oh [ __ ] have the right accent of Amos you

Know Amos in Australia we just well no there’s in Australia ow [ __ ] then they look for Life conflicts do you know coyote person the guy who sings himself yeah I know him are they tarantulas in Australia cuz I forgot no but we have I don’t think so but we have Huntsman which are

Practically Australia’s tarantulas they’re they’re just as big if not bigger are the Ranulas aalia oh no we do have we’ve got Australian tarantulas we they’re [ __ ] big Um I usually okay is there scorpions in Australia I got to go by see Rising is the scorpions in Australia and it’s their snakes and that crawl up your toilets um that second one yes that first one I don’t know um oh yeah this is fun for I’m going to

Tell you what Australian tarantal can do although large Australian tarantulas are not usually aggressive but if provoked will rear up and appear rather medicine the bite is painful as the fangs are large and toilet snakes yeah no some can crawl up your toilet um anyways um and as long as those of many

Snakes severe illness sometimes results in nausea and vomiting for 6 to 8 Hour have you ever of a bug that crawls up your PP stream and can sting you oh yeah I know that one what’s the biggest spider in Australia the last pie of tarantula

Um yeah we got big exp what the [ __ ] yeah um do we have scorpions I believe we do does Australia have scorpions that’s third scorpions are common arachnids found in variety habitats throughout Australia so yeah we do we got them they are under logs and rocks um yeah no this

Yeah you guys have dingers a dogs yeah we got dingos yeah what’s another animal that you think we have dingo Dongo that you think we might have bats oh yeah we’ve got bats we got all kinds of bats have bats Australia we’ve got 77 different types of bats giant bats um largest Australian

Australia Australian bat the gray-headed Flying Fox uh the body length which is 28 cm long flying fox yeah which is 29 cm long so that’s fun uh they actually sorry with the adult wingspan reaching up to a fox scw wings uh the grhe headed flying fox is

The largest bat in Australia with the adult wingspan reaching up to 1 M long so yeah 173 is it at 174 no I don’t want YouTube no we don’t want YouTube go away what about cobras I don’t think we have cobras C that’s nothing spell cob cobas no we don’t have any

Cobras but if we did we could we could they could thrive in Australia but if we don’t have them but if they were to be introduced to here they could thrive any venomous snakes we have I think it’s the most venomous oh the most poisonous that aous snake world’s most venomous snake what

About in the world west typan the inlet FR getting venomous snakes you’re going to love this the Inland or Western typan whatever the [ __ ] that says is the most venomous snake in the world according to branica native to Australia I’m pretty sure out of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world

Australia got eight native to it and we have three of the top four yeah we’ve got frogs love it eight of the top 10 about 15 of the top 25 we’re chilling we got frogs and [ __ ] how are you guys alive no idea but oh um I think some oh we’ve got crocodiles

Right I don’t alligators can do this too I’m pretty sure um in Northern Territory uh crocodile we people have to put up really high fences cuz crocodiles are really known to climb up a tree and they can’t have trees near their roofs because crocodiles are known to climb up

Trees and just sit on your roof you Know Australians are hard to kill I feel like we’re hard to kill in general biggest bats that could have rabies scorpions most venomous snakes D crocodiles and helics big spiders and Jack kangaroos we be VI they are themselves uh yeah we also have plants that can sting

You I’m not kidding we have plants that have a I’m pretty sure this is around the world I think but we have plants that have a defense mechanism but if you grab them they will sting you jack Joy um so yeah and it’s not poison either I think it’s called stinging brush if

You don’t mind you all these things if you just leave it the [ __ ] alone they they don’t Care but we get white tails we get black widows we get red back spiders we just vibing you Know you guys have like bears and [ __ ] you guys have moose how are people afraid of Australia when they we don’t have Bros living in De trap compared to America oh hello yes Lisa hi Dam just the store need to get oh did I do something this is good s are

Good the store to watch the small ones if needed pack of dish to use tonight Why What you hold ones be back camel spot we pretty sure we got camel spot what kind of s is they called Sun Spids yeah Sun spids any more animal things before I actually go I’ll give you guys 12 more minutes Big chicken I don’t does Australia have big chickens do we really have big chickens compared to everyone else bras yeah we we got Big Chicken we’re changing back to finish what the [ __ ] happened I start working just a bit over now battle ye big chickens yeah any other animals you guys

Want to know about cuz I’m willing to look up if we have them yeah a camel spot is Egyptian so we don’t have him the sun SPID we do not have PE pee what what what the [ __ ] are you talking about all right bug no idea oh that’s flat up on my

Nose I got to wear glasses that’s going to hurt I just Fork not going to start bro always going to check to always going to che check check oh [ __ ] no I started at 3:30 [ __ ] have crocodiles yes they’re native to Australia [ __ ] I started [ __ ] earlier than I thought oh

No oh my god I’m an idiot I have to go now sorry I will answer you guys again tomorrow B yes our crocodiles are known in Northern Territory to climb roofs sorry I thought I started at 4: I started at 3:30 I have a 5our shift see you guys