Ultimate Minecraft Versionitis Challenge – LIVE Now!

All right so I should be streaming yeah hello hello all right my delay is pretty good okay what’s up mja Zer God damn it YouTube that should be working but now the problem is I can’t see the chat and the game at the same time let me pull

Up should be just one more second that’s bad yeah think enough with the yawning all right yeah okay the whole there we go I think that’s good enough for now quit your yawning all right we’re starting well not much is up oh this is a terrible spawn oh

Well okay so I have the chat on on my phone like a [ __ ] pleb wait okay the delay is not terrible are the objectives blocking too much of the uh game why are we bowling okay so what I don’t want to do is I don’t want to generate too many chunks because you

Know also is my mic quality fine I just got this new headset in mic uh thank you Nicholas Cage we speaking German in the chat now that’s uh interesting oh is the chat not work the chat [ __ ] thing not working it’s not oh no oh now it’s working all right

Okay so I’m going to go this way to find coal because I need coal before the night falls I I it’s a lot of German in the chat what is the chat Vanishing for some reason darn no no it’s not that okay I guess chat’s not working so it

Can be gone for a second what do you mean what my grandfather was doing in 1942 which one first of all also none of them were in World War II I think you have your math a little bit off okay lots of stone but no coal ow no which

Grandfather what did you think I was saying there’s no Nazis in my family tree there’s some no there aren’t any because none of them were in Germany at that time what do you mean wrong well yeah but well you specifically said 1942 which means what no I meant they weren’t in

Germany in 1942 what the no I don’t think that’s a correct date uh Nicholas Cage Big Air quotes what do you want me to do you’re just saying the wackiest [ __ ] do you want me to ignore the chat CU I will if you want me to

It’s technically correct to say he ta to India he just didn’t get there well no he he he sailed to India well no specifically he sailed to Japan but he didn’t get there yeah he said he did he he said a lot of wacky stuff

Though what is going on in the live chat all right what do you mean just Sprint you can’t Sprint in this version for some reason no animals are spawning no you can’t Sprint there’s no Sprint in this version I’m just pulling up all the grass to get all the

Seeds I’m just not going to respond to leg pulling messages anymore I know okay what what else would you call them it’s clearly leg pulling that’s what it is you can’t sneak in this version either well as I said no animals are spawning now animals are spawning

Re there’s no good way to resize this it’s like uh I guess we don’t need to [ __ ] see the objectives whatever yeah there’s no it doesn’t evenly fit in the window it didn’t it didn’t make it smaller it’s the same size no I I I can’t make it fit the entire uh

Screen yeah I’m through with all your leg pulling what are you all trying to call me I have my phone right here it’s like when you that’s illegal you can’t do that Yeah sure I guess I’ll answer this what’s going on what’s so funny just GNA call and okay thanks for your phone number I don’t want to answer this one New York okay what’s up up all right I’m gonna hang up because you’re making really loud sounds on this side all right enough of

That you were the one who suggested calling me you reap what you seow I’m not leg pulling you’re the one’s leg pulling why would it not be Johnny Be Good anyway that song slaps I didn’t say you called me I said you suggested the idea of calling me I have your number blocked

Anyway yeah I am a professional yapper thank you very much I have one I do already handled already done I have done that that sense will be incomprehensible in two years what do you mean turn on the lights [ __ ] what like that there you go yes there are mobs in this version

That’s why I’m in a cave I did get some torches do you not see the Torches now who’s the one yapping yeah yeah that’s fair but consider no what do you mean I click like an old person what does that mean my ass is running out of coal

I have placed down some torches man I collected the roses for later well you would see if I let you if this came back on the screen I just covered most of the [ __ ] window there you go you get it back on maybe I should not have used that last coal for fuel

I hate it does that in this version the [ __ ] was my delay I don’t like that well that too actually why is my delay like 30 seconds oops we got four people in here it’s popping off oh it’s almost daytime for all right for all

Right all right I have what what is it now I have that done we were in infdev it’s the ver version updating challenge this stream is cursed but not for that reason no I just updated the version yeah things are never what they seem with a jokeer live

Stream what happens in a joke cter live stream stays in a jokeer live stream you can’t see my eyes you don’t know how much blood is coming out of them let me actually turn on my minus 10 oh that’s why okay yeah okay my mic quality is

Fine I realized I was 1 minute 30 seconds behind on my phone and I thought that was my actual delay oops all right chat let’s do some quick math together what is 27 plus 28 that’s uh now keep in mind I failed some math classes TW

50 55 so I need nine more one two three four five 6 7 8 nine 50 1 all right so that’s a stack of flowers done now before I increment what is it how many increments do I get four increments I’m going to go back to my base

And see if my trees have grown and I still have minimal coal which is not good all right we’re back up to four viewers that’s that’s good okay oh I should not have killed that sheep the trees are not growing yeah doors are scuffed in this early version I do notm the

Wood yeah that’s true I am scuffed okay let’s get a little more spacious in here uh never mind [ __ ] a My Bones hold on I’m big brain now I did not mean to sneeze directly into the mic one viewer oh I’ve been hashtag cancelled for sneezing directly into the mic

V Lugo is great it is the it’s the best interl oh no I should have seen that coming for who’s messaging me on Discord at everyone you must watch this that’s funny okay where’s my where’s the sinkhole I made oh it’s over here so I oh no sneaking in this version

So we have to be careful there we go in fact Ah for what do you mean exhaling into the mic how else am I supposed to talk yeah I love water I’m a a water lover suei no you cannot come in all right it’s version incrementation time all right four incrementation three four for all right time to go caving

Let’s see how dark is it on this it is very dark oh you can’t even turn on gamma in this version what the oh there’s no F3 in this version either why am I mining with an iron pickaxe because I have limited iron gamma balls yeah sure this is in gameplay I

Know hold on can I even let me see Minecraft yeah no there’s no gamma GH can I brighten this up no you can’t gamma that’s yeah it is incredibly dark oh filters no ah there we are G you know what I think this is visible now it should be at

Least no it’s not visible oops well now I’m at bedrock and that’s not really going to work it is still nighttime at this point I could care less for o uh uh uh uh all right actually I do want to fight this one hey [ __ ] can you not see me yeah there we

Go ow oh who messaged me all right fine here I’ll play your music on Stream [Applause] You reap by Yourself [Applause] there you go happy now for that’s composing not songwriting no but like songwriting implies lyrics yeah but song writing is the lyrics uh go go to the dictionary I’m not your dad for for no it’s you’re a composer if you write the melody you’re a songwriter if you

Write the melody and the lyrics I tried pasting a definition but it was too long I got three whole gunpowder ah yeah yeah there we go all right let me check my objectives and see what I still have to do leather armor iron armor Cobblestone uh yep all right guess it’s bread

Next let’s get this bread shall we hey hey come here come here hey thank you the gener in this version is very interesting oh you did not hear a ping I’m on DND D yeah thanks thanks for that image hold on for this is gonna uh that’s you know

What it’s too much work for that joke we’re just going back to normal uh actually yeah sus you say f sus press F in chat to pay respects to the sus amus susus amus okay now who’s spamming my Discord I did not need to see that you’re really unfunny yeah angry

My no I’m not continuing this sentence was yeah yes they can it’s just like letting them choose their own pass in Life or something your trees can’t go that close to each other overpopulation doesn’t exist M mouthless was wrong yeah that can be your uh new call out

Post title yeah I I’ll just like print it out and put it on the pile of call out posts ah for I hate it when it does that play Fall Guys a man has fallen into the river in Lego City hey are you sure about that for

Yeah see they can grow that close to each other you’re just a hater what do you mean can you join the stream like do you want to be on call during the Stream all right one Segundo wa I want to be Do if you’re not prepare if if you’re not ready for the smoke get out of the get out of the kitchen or whatever the metaphor is creepers Chris Pratt CL cast to play Steve from Minecraft oh sweet that’s five gunpowder Seven Grand dad hey for for who God the the vine boom

Hello yeah if you just play random sound effects I’m going to mute this channel no soundboards please I I I I didn’t do anything yeah I heard a Vine boom yeah clicked it I wasn’t in the [ __ ] did I be like yes I didn’t do I didn’t click

[ __ ] all right all right wh while I’m streaming don’t just like list every slur you know in alphabetical order please what’s that list every slur know in alphabetical order no don’t do that why would you say that I would never do that uh I’m not saying you would you know things

Experiences yeah yeah yeah experiences I don’t know what you’re talking about you know that thing where people just like list every slur they know you know no all right good okay all right uh how bad does my mic sound in the Stream I mean it sounds

Like 5% worse than mine which is to say eh really good yeah I understand let’s see I I really feel I really feel that I need to entertain your viewer base of two people don’t want to people including me what your T used to do what before prayer hold on what your

Mom wh what was so funny about my ringtone being Johnny Be Good what was so funny about that oh right because it it’s just funny it made me laugh that was the funny part they did they listed every slur during before prayer what it’s I guess the idea is to like

Cleanse them like and I got to get all these like like slur Vibes out of my body so that I don’t slur Vibes my my get all yeah like the you know like you have Good Vibes you have bad vibes and you got slay Vibes you got to get those

All out before you can talk to your black neighbor on the Suburban street that you live on as a church member I I that’s that’s how church people are that’s just how they live how they I I I I can’t I can’t argue with that because I’ve never been to church

In my life but I’ve been I’ve been to like to call it Sunday school I don’t know some sort of thing that I went to when I was a kid and I drew the craziest art ever on like a weird uh metallic foil thing that was

Like framed is bro trying to eat my crops hold on there you said crotch I I don’t know why you thought that no he’s just swimming uh because that’s what you said I said crops he said crutch I understand I heard you you said crotch it’s eating your crotch

Hold on there’s gravel down here in my uh in my little uh in my little hobbit hole also can I just say that was really mean when you like you listen to my song on stream and then you just turned it off after like one second it really hurt my

Feeling I I didn’t know it was gonna be that loud turn it there’s like a not a volume knob yeah you’re a volume knob I am a knob you’re right a knob I am the [ __ ] am I gonna do this yeah okay so don’t list every slur you know that that is the

Rule can you please shut up like you don’t have to keep bringing it up that you like slur like we get it that’s not what I said it sounds like what you said you’re just like no please don’t say every slur you know please you know very subtle hey [ __ ] no you’re not

Coming this way get out of the water no bad I will oh look at his arrows he’s like he’s like or yeah they they are weirdly slow in like old versions of Minecraft they just kind of shoot in an arc that’s really like boing it’s really weird because

They they just look like really floaty and I don’t know what a weird game can’t believe this yeah it’s almost like it was almost like this was like really bad before it got a good programmer no I don’t think so ow hey hey hey why why do spiders only attack during the

Night as I tell them to dang can you tell them to stop no I’m too busy working hard on music working hard or hardly working hardly working that sounds like [ __ ] I don’t know if I want CU I don’t know I just don’t know all these sections they don’t I don’t feel like

They float together nicely but probably doesn’t matter Probably sounds good enough for the secret lands come here boy is that Bobby Hill as an adult chain smoker what no that’s just me talking you’re like hey boy like why oh here’s some coal what Bobby Hill would sound

Like I I such a very specific thing you said well it’s true man these caves look really interesting Oh by interesting I mean weird no what do you mean no just no I don’t believe you now this part is in 54 put it in 1516 no I like having music that doesn’t

Sound like dog [ __ ] are you calling the DuckTales theme dog [ __ ] DuckTales theme isn’t is isn’t in 1516 there is a part of it that’s in 1516 yeah part of it because part of it sucks ass what the this is bizarre you’re bizarre that’s true who is messaging me on pis

Corp why is why is my name in This Server the ball Smasher it’s ball Masher man this sucks to do without sneaking oh why why do you why did you read ball Smasher is that does your do your eyes just see what you want to see or I I

Guess yeah that’s that’s that’s relatable that’s relat yeah okay let’s uh thought you’re gonna say let’s a go I was gonna and then I just fell you should say uh you should say the Chris Pratt thing where he says like coas hours stomping on Koopas why does he say why does he say

Koopas like it’s a slur hard with a hard K love it no it’s it’s a hard P but yeah poop he really does say it like it’s a slur like what how do you know it’s not I mean Mario could just be like slurring off in every direction like we

Don’t know we don’t know enough of the lore what is that pop that that is so loud that popping sound I think you’re toois Chris Pratt yeah good one crisp rat I like uh list I like turning the volume on up to the stream and hearing my voice like with like an 8C

Delay let’s see we’re in one all right we’re uh we’re 75 minutes in and I’ve already done uh a grand total of three of the objectives so holy [ __ ] we’re making good Pace we’re making good Pace we’re on Pace zero death uh zero girls zero [ __ ] I mean that’s not true right now

But that’s not part of the run so is true [ __ ] is not a required step in the run so yeah that’s cuz you you’re unable unable to do it so why would you have it be a challenge no I I I got more [ __ ] than you do so I don’t think that’s true

Koopas I’m just going to start I’m just going to start saying that as like a verbal why are there so many mobs down there oh OAS look at look at these arrows wait wait I’m GNA have him shoot the creeper I can’t [ __ ] okay he shot himself that’s

So relatable oh he shot the creeper he shot the creeper oh oh I did It okay I did it I did it that was hilarious it was [Laughter] hilarious [ __ ] oh my sword broke oh no and what I said about zero deaths whatever yeah you’re bad that is true yeah I know but it’s not hardcore so you know yeah that’s because you’re not hardcore

This cave I think it’s this cave you do think gets that cavor right I can’t believe how [ __ ] ugly this game looks God damn oh it’s not oh no why is the why is the grass and leaves why do they all have to be like neon green um something something Children’s

Hospital color theory I don’t know oh it’s this cave no it’s not oh darn darn toon darn darn what oh okay all right now it’s going to turn to Knight oh good night Joe nighty night chat here we are through this weirdly winding cave Oh wrong way

There we go there is my crap oh you’re back down there okay oops a creeper I like that that was a funny ATT funny mad is bad yeah Koopas I just love I love the way like his eyes like kind of Shimmer a little bit like

He’s like he’s afraid of what he might say like he’s like about to say a slur for Italians and he just like like control laughs it in his head like milliseconds before his like mouth starts moving he’s not gonna say Goomba sorry he’s not a racist not that much anyway

Why are there so many he’s more of a homophobe yeah should jump down there you know what you’re right I agree yeah God damn it EP fa who’s pestering me in the secret lands to velopment chat hold on inera your best friend inser tacher good old inser tacher

When you try your best but you don’t suck I like that song [ __ ] you don’t make fun of cold I wasn’t you were all right there’s only one now all right I’m living now I like that in this game that you can just you can just [ __ ] you can just eat steaks while

You’re dying and there’s no consequence I mean that’s what you’re supposed to do yeah but I’m saying like there’s no like there’s no like why you looking down like that okay autism autistic creeper diversity win okay uh I just mean like when you eat a steak

You just it just you just shove it down your gullet and your health goes up instantly like it doesn’t regenerate slowly it doesn’t you don’t have to like chew on it just instant just hking down Stakes instantly what where did my coal go is my question did it

Despawn it [ __ ] despawned God damn it well that sucks oh there okay you turn into a monkey sometime oh why do you uh never mind what nothing were you about to say something really trans phobic as usual what do you mean as usual like when you usually say like

Really horrible transphobic things all the time oh like when you lift every slur slur number one what’s slur number one it’s like a uh number one no no no no not on stream preferably not at all but ow Koopas Okay it wasn’t that funny why does he say it like that why does he say it like that why did he do that ow my ears my poor sensitive ears yeah well you’re not going to be using them for anything useful it what elabor on that uh like music you’re never going to

Make any music oh oh oops you the first Koopas okay all right he really does say it like it’s a slur like why did he say it like that it is a slur to like the Mario lore Mario mood yeah uh since sadly since matpat’s retiring we have to go do the lore

Ourselves we have to go do the Mario ourselves come on down it’s time to go it’s just do the Mario the Mario where is he where is it where is it uh screw it God damn it oops can you suck can you suck ball Jesus Christ I like that you instantly like

Click respond when you die just instantaneously yeah I’m a pro gamer I’m a pro gamer yeah instant reattempt just like jump into 10,000 creepers hold on got to got to perfectly align the explosion no explode a God damn it explode explode just do it already like Squidward when he like gave

SpongeBob pie is like why aren’t you there we go see I’m a pro gamer speedrun strats what how did you get there okay do the Mario do the Mario hello Mario hello Mario okay that’s where my stuff is Let’s uh H how wonder why Luigi is so polite and

Restrained let’s do a little gentle soul let’s do a little Mario Mario noio okay for once I don’t need Flint spaghetti ter when I need when I need gravel it gives me Flint that’s what I needed you’re the winner yeah that’s what he says you so much for to playing my game

God damn it oh look look what is going on over here now it’s just like filled well okay I I watch here death on the stream God that’s so [ __ ] funny Pro Gamer moments oops oh no I got it hey you got this you got this I I

Almost got this pro pro level Maneuvers what a pro so [ __ ] funny yeah yeah laugh it up Koopas yeah yeah he says it in a way not he doesn’t just say it like a slur but he also says it in a way that’s like you just got mugged

And beat up by those Koopas in an Alleyway and he’s like yelling that at them while they’re walking away with his money uh another creeper God damn it creepers a man can’t wait for them to fight each other no fight each other come on you’re dead you’re dead as [ __ ] you suck ass

Okay you fart no okay don’t fall down whenever you make a sound when I have to look at the stream because there’s like a 5sec delay so I can see what you were screaming about look at this one floating block this is bro he’s just chilling bro why do you

Got to make a big deal God damn it how much iron did I drop H whatever [ __ ] that’s so [ __ ] funny too good good jokes bro good jokes my look at my wheat it’s barely even grown H look at my Wii U soup okay soda

OB OB I love the way he said that that’s so good soda it’s so good because they elected him president despite the fact that he does not know anything about how to uh president yeah he doesn’t know anything about how to president you’re right yeah I stand by what I said he

Does not know anything about how to president he does know how to do the Mario though no he would he would like collapse into like a like a pile of racism if he tried into a star you’re right yeah did you not even hear what I said no I did

No no no he would say I can’t even do his I can’t even do his voice but he would say Koopas in a weird in another weird way yeah he he he would say that that is his classic catchphrase his president no his catchphrase is uh get me pictures of Spider-Man no

No do you think Donald Trump had like a picture of like Sonic and Shadow on his desk like the president from Sonic Adventure did I mean that’s what he wants the courts to not find out about the like that the fact that he had pictures of Sonic yeah that’s why they’re

Prosecuting him not for any of the uh crimes he did but for uh the pictures of Sonic yeah you’re right I’m just in the middle of the tree now swing your arms from side to side okay I definitely made the stream Better or Worse probably both probably both

Yeah oh [ __ ] is that a creeper look out dude sounded like there was someone directly behind me like in real life there’s yeah there is a creeper behind you in real life and not the green kind yeah that’s that’s inappropriate dude don’t that Koopas Creepers okay there is someone walking like right behind my window what I don’t know if the mic’s picking it up but like someone is like wrestling leaves directly behind my window just to [ __ ] with you behind your window what the what the [ __ ] does that mean like the window is behind me and

They’re behind the window on the other side of the window what does that mean so they’re so they’re inside of your house no they’re outside of my house yeah but the window is behind you the guy is behind the window yes that’s what I said that’s that’s a that’s a

Sentence yeah yeah I don’t sentence the best sometimes but like you know what I meant no I guess I can’t stop you from not knowing anything yeah you can I can’t I can’t stop you from doing anything including I don’t know whatever can’t stop fing I don’t know that s Can’t Stop

Believing I hate that song so [ __ ] much you know what song I hate the most uh the [ __ ] no I love that song don’t ever dis that song I love it but no it’s it’s wake me up before you go go I hate that song so much yeah that one that’s the worst

That’s not how the worst not as bad as uh never going to give you up but yeah never never diss Rick asle in this in this house it’s not even it’s not even his song he didn’t write it what yes he did he sang on it didn’t write it okay but someone

Wrote it for him it’s his song yeah yeah I’m just saying like when you when I criticize the song I’m not criticizing Rick gley yeah yeah don’t just like don’t finish that sentence okay IRL I cun content farmer wake me up now God damn it it’s stuck in

My head again I shouldn’t have said anything I I remember one time uh I was in math class and there was like this kid named Jeff was sitting by me did he say my name Jeff yeah that would have been really funny but no uh

I I was uh like just bored as [ __ ] in math class um I was I was just singing like that Elton John song you know that goes like uh Don’t go breaking my hearts you know I couldn’t if I tried you know that one yeah

Vaguely yeah he and it it got stuck in his head and I was very I was very happy with myself I was very pleased with myself yeah you you you’re always in a Perpetual state of pleased with yourself for some [ __ ] aren’t you yeah I am you’re always up to some nonsense

Some Tom Foolery some skull duckery No okay let me make let me make a sword you like my sword sword my diamond sword sword I have a patent that’s the funniest part it’s like I have a patent like it’s so out of pocket fun part out of okay ow just make the loudest popping sound

Possible come on shoot the creeper no I do you just made a really loud popping sound I didn’t uhoh you’re stuck there come on shoot him shoot him what are you what are you doing in my swamp there we go [ __ ] there we go creeper jump

Scare okay get out of here get out of of here Jes Christ godam God damn it what I died again did I pop again no I died again I didn’t mean to pop Jo cherry on yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo 13 and Upstream 13 and Upstream 13 and

Upstream all right we still have three viewers yeah we we’ve kind of stagnated at that number oh ignore the noises I make I wonder why we have no viewers no all all the best YouTube boys make uh Bank by screaming really loudly like yeah maybe in like 2013

Yeah take take Market flyer for example yeah Market flyer yeah like Market flyer more like take your medication for once I already did I took my medication what’s your medication again Aderall Viagra oh yeah no not Viagra yet slur number one are you reading that like 10 hour old

Message the stream hasn’t been on for 10 hours that’s for me yeah because every every hour feels like 10 with my wonderful entertaining value oh that’s not true don’t be so hard on yourself I’m always hard on Myself not the skeleton so what were you saying about how like um parks and wreck is like the worst comedy on television no it’s the best it’s the best comedy ever on what metric because I say so oh no no No we need to get out of here start the car Koopas poopers I can’t believe I’m going to be finishing the the soundtrack for The Secret lands today nice yeah yeah you care like actually just like nice why you so mean about my music I worked so hard I didn’t say

Anything I said nice yeah exactly you’re just like yeah really interesting thanks thanks Nicholas kage more like Nicholas gay that was awful never never cook again yeah uh the other day I burned some rice you shouldn’t be laughing about that I’m laughing at myself the joke is at my own expense no number

15 Burger King foot lettuce I see that your brain is on like some sort of nightmare [ __ ] Groundhog Day repeat show thing actually like lost lost his mind this is just what having ADHD is like seems like a a blast you say that if if you don’t also have

ADHD I well I tried to get diagnosed for it but they didn’t say I they said I didn’t have it or they said that I showed signs of it when I was younger from my recollection but not my descriptions of my life now that was about like like a year and a half

Ago when you were a year and a half ago old yeah that that’s a good I think that’s a good way to put it h there’s some lava I love me some oh there’s gold gold thanks for the Reddit Gold kind stranger oh come on ignore the bizarre sounds I’m making no

Joe guess what shicken butt well you stole my joke never mind I don’t even have sneaking yet I love Sneak King it’s my favorite game there we go just start butterfly clicking yeah D you’re so handsome you give me butterflies in my stomach thanks problem Rick asley voices

Hey don’t insult Rick Ashley by comparing his voice to mine no I will oh there we go right time to pull a fast one oh no make them fight each other yeah yeah that’s good oh balls Koopas good one good one all right I think we got to restart this is

[ __ ] terrible spawn terrible everything yeah I agree we should restart and it’s only been like 113 minutes and that’s basically nothing yeah back to infdev unfortunately infdev sucks but no why is that the hotkey to open Steam why is there a hotkey to open Steam you should you should see the what the

Hotkey is to open LinkedIn yeah yeah yeah I know that one it’s like what the why does this why is this like forced to exist I wouldn’t you want it to exist I need to I need to get to LinkedIn right now de the [ __ ] world all right let’s get a better spawn

Let’s maybe reset for a better spawn okay is this any good no it is am I the worst am I the worst composer songwriter of the 21st century no yeah you’re right it’d be you not even okay this is actually an all right spawn who would it be can it Kanye West probably

Yeah famed neonazi songwriter Kanye West his bars whack his political beliefs whack Etc yeah gota figure out like a melody in my head who is pinging me on pisc Corp okay it’s no it’s you again come on I didn’t even ping you I Got a notification regardless well you’re on do not disturb

So why are you crying ah [ __ ] why you lying damn he farted on my dick okay all right all right all right it on my [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we lost a streamer for that one that’s that’s

Funny I just like I just like do two hours of one attempt and then just like reset yeah honestly that is so like you this is actually a good spawn yeah oh oh yeah oh yeah Mr Krabs please don’t oh number 15 Burger King foot lettuce yeah this should be a good

Song like a melody in my head all right all right all right you’re cooking you’re cooking I don’t know if I smell it though now what was that noise what noise sounded like a horror movie sound effect what what sound it came off of you it came what I don’t know what that

Means bro but you got to stop talking about that oh that’s a cool that’s that is a trap look at that two by one two by one pit yeah I’ll go down there later that’s a it’s like a grave yeah it’s grave danger is what it is that’s so funny Hey Joe yeah

Yeah you just making alien sounds yeah all right interesting printed photos printed what yeah just use two whole lows for all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right right where’ that there it is well that’s deep Misa Jar Jar Binks for for

Yeah lighting it up first is probably a good move all right now whs to be pinging me yeah it’s insto again no Ino that’s offensive you know what else is really offensive you know what else is offensive my mom there you go yeah for for for did you know that murder has been

Legalized in Texas at this point that wouldn’t surprise me yeah also didn’t you guys have like a a power outage like and you guys got [ __ ] over in the winter like really hard yeah that was two years ago though and I mean yeah I’m just stating how long ago it

Was yeah I’m just saying that it’s it’s funny that it’s not very funny people died well yeah I’m not saying that that that part is funny I’m just saying it’s funny that that happened like in the sense that like how did how did you guys do that like why did you do

That uh capitalism oh just as I thought El problem as capitalismo okay are you speaking Latin at me that’s Spanish no not I do this that’s the wrong effect no work that way if I do like a volume slide up I could stay there we should jump in that lava it looks so

Cool yeah it looks so appetizing but sadly I’ll wait for that for later wait for that for later I like that it’s a good phrase you know what else is a good phrase leg pulling why do they call it oven when you OV in godam I can’t even finish [ __ ]

Oh why do they call it of in when you of in the cold food of out eat hot eat the food I don’t remember yeah it’s so nonsensical it’s like it’s like what gold why do they call it of in when you of in the cold fuit of out hot eat the

Food that is not a grammatical sentence no yeah but it doesn’t make sense like why do they call it of in and you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food like I don’t are you even still looking at the stream yeah I am I see you mining coal

Great it is great I’m so happy to see it my hero more gold crazy crazy what a crazy little guy you are and this is a crazy spawn crazy you ever like make music and you’re like wow I’m making music right now this so cool yeah occasionally I don’t think that’s

True I don’t think that you can make music I think that it would like destroy You I don’t remember the second Melody but it’s I don’t know why you did that but I’m glad you did I think it I think it added a lot to the world oh the two veins of gold were the same vein of gold no yeah you’re stupid what the [ __ ] how did that happen

We need an F in the chat for this if I if I were if I were um diagnosed with ADHD I would just like abuse those Rin pills like a boss or ad or Aderall or whatever you know they blood test you to make sure you’re taking what they give

You like if you don’t take maybe in some some places maybe if you’re like a dumb stupid idiot I guess they might do that what’s the deal with drug tests so true I was about to like do like a Seinfeld joke there but like I couldn’t make anything as unfunny as he

Does he’s he’s wicked funny he’s like the funniest guy in the world I think maybe like second funniest to me yeah yeah that that attracts with your sense of humor yeah I mean you do think the office is funny so yeah that’s because it’s better than parks and

W because parks and wreck is just like dog [ __ ] on Wheels that’s a very good phrase though dog [ __ ] on Wheels that’s a very good phrase yeah I I came up with it myself but yeah uh the jury still light on that okay well your mom is still down on me

So man this sucks to do without sneaking and this sucks you know who else sucks yeah you’re a mom I can’t even do the voice even though my voice is kind of just dead it’s like Yeah by Mom I don’t know it’s so funny what my song does what does the FX

Say okay please don’t do that why do you always do like the the the little [ __ ] laugh whenever you say the unfunniest thing ever there we go you’re my oven Garfield and I won’t of out I won’t pull out what that’s not what I said it’s it it is what you could have

Said I mean everything’s what I could have said I could have said for all you know good one I could have said stop it not it okay we’ve definitely spent more than a day so let’s check that off you good bir why does this suck so bad what chicken damn it yeah

Sorry darn got him again got him again pleas for for for for [ __ ] is thatuh what these nuts do you guys do you hear that hear what the the ambulance uh yeah who died I don’t know okay probably another Texas outage leave everyone to to priest

To death that’s so classic all right all right all right all right okay for all right back to three viewers man this stream doing numbers yeah it really is I hope someone asks like hey why do you have that [ __ ] in your stream being such a yo yo yo yo yo yo

Yo hey I can say it I mean yeah I would just recommend you not CU I [ __ ] like you don’t want me to say [ __ ] please don’t okay I I know you can reclaim I know you can reclaim that’s not the problem I can and I and I have to

You don’t have to but no I do there it is all right look at me it’s like moving while I’m crafting up everyone youever for ah the caving why did you do that what you have to do it like that you have to do that what like what like what chicken butt oh

Ah very nice what the what look look look what the look look look look at this look at this what the what the [ __ ] what is that look at the stream look look what I’m I’m looking it’s a new item what is that what I don’t even want to click

Oh on it what what be [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that just grab it that’s it’s place it [ __ ] can’t oh you can it’s your brand new item it’s my uh G ow what armor is so wacky in this version no yeah you’re right what is wacky is whatever the [ __ ] this

Is what the hold on how do you craft this now oh there you go that makes sense it’s not shapeless yet okay what is it the flint and steel recipe is not abl is in this version Oh I thought you figured out alone want to know what that item actually

Is it’s it’s a Minecart but why does it look like that can you place it well no I would assume you need rails to place it but yeah go go get some rails [ __ ] Fine is that not how it is now if it’s this I’m going to explode it is

Oh do I want to use that much iron yep okay let’s see yeah it looks the same it’s just got a goofy texture oh wait uh what look what what what it’s a Chest no way yeah yeah s you got to you got to keep it for forever now that is wacky it’s it’s like it’s like a dog when you adopt it you can’t just kill it it’s yours now yeah let me pull out my ovens no don’t don’t say

It all right you get some fire for for enrichment it gets fire for enrichment here eat some fire you know what my first pickaxe can go in there and it what the look what the like what’s going to happen with in later versions with this pickaxe I want to test

That you know what I’m going to do a little ritual see what happens yeah you should put you should put like some diamonds and stuff in it and other valuable stuff put all your iron in there not all of it okay so this is going to be the alter of the

The what the [ __ ] mine cart your Alter Ego yeah good good Twist of words all right what have I met I I need to make a bucket too okay [ __ ] it I need to make a bucket thought I saw diamonds for just like a millisecond oh very good good boy good

Boy all right there we are now what the all right that’s you all right that’s not is that a good place to end stream maybe no darn we have to stream for another another 10 hours please no I don’t have that many bones what okay all right I don’t know why I said

That I don’t know either okay you don’t have any bones no I don’t have that many bones how do you have no bones when you keep pulling legs all day guess I’m firing now okay ah right so I got an absurd amount of iron early on yeah your your body that body of

Yours is obsurd wonder why he said that by the way well wasn’t that a lyric no those like his texts like the Maroon Five don’t you know about those text where he’s like damn that body of yours is in is absurd I may need to see the

Booty I thought that was fake I’ll be honest no that’s real that’s that’s real that’s Adam Lavine yeah I don’t believe you that’s hash noty Adam yeah well NE Adam con over here’s why you should hate the world and yourself Adam Conover Adam ruins everything all right time to make a a

Tom Tom and Jerry yeah that was just Mario it’s pretty good Mario impression right it okay not as good as Chris Pratt Koopas HOAs I like that you know he can be homophobic as long as he says Koopas oh look at this generation it’s kind of nice no look

Likeit wait do you yeah never mind never mind never mind my questions look at that little island out there yeah that’s good oh I see it I see it I see it know Joe often times it seems like you you try to hate me but I’m just so lovable that you

Can’t yeah and sometimes it seems like you decide that uh just to like take whatever position would be like need to be true for to make fun of me like yeah sometimes it does seem like I take take you like that song by aha yeah I don’t know why that band’s

Called that though as he goes no don’t stamp my crops no bad don’t stamp my balls on that’s not what I said it it does seem like it could have been what you said well that’s your opinion my correct opinion yeah your opinions are usually incorrect according to who Source I made it

Up okay okay okay yeah thank you for listening thank you for coming to my TED talk thank you for tting to my come talk oh I understand what Ina means now does anyone ever does anyone ever what understand what insio means uh yes cuz I’m not stupid all right all right in stream