ULTIMATE MODDED MINECRAFT CHILLIN’ – EPIC SHIZO CLICKBAIT

Whoops okay okay let me see I got to see if it’s too Loud okay it’s not and I just and I’m playing that back into my mic I bet that sounds pretty cool all right but this is uh quite a bit of stuff to do here I literally just spawned in and uh there’s a lot of stuff I am uh yeah I got to figure out what to do first here I guess we get some wood what up Mac what up MC oh [ __ ] I’m just not necessarily overcoming but I am uh have been sick for a little while now pretty violently ill but it’s no big

Deal I’m just not going to be doing a whatever any ridiculous games any yelling just thought I’d do something more Chill but that doesn’t matter we’re going to do some exploring we got the [ __ ] you know whatever that is I don’t know what that is over over there that is just something ridiculous it looks like a malignant tumor of a City but that’s all right that’s all right Whoops all Right yes that makes sense okay I don’t really have anything to talk about I’m be honest I usually do I’m actually I’m very very tired but I slept I actually I didn’t I actually kind of went to bed kind of late last night UFC oh I do have something to talk about UFC

296 last night oh my goodness very interesting very very good card but it got ruined I’m not going to lie it was a very good card on paper it started off very well Cody garbrandt with a knockout in the first round I believe uh Josh EMT knocking out

Um Bryce Bryce Mitchell in the first round that was scary cuz he got [ __ ] flatlined you could hear it when it hit him like there was that loud like cracking sound when someone gets like [ __ ] obliterated um and then he had to go to the hospital because he had a seizure so

That’s always awesome hope he’s doing well um but then Tony Ferguson continues his incredible incredible streak of uh just winning by uh progressing into his seventh defeat he had David Goggins in his corner he did not have a coach I don’t think he had a fight Camp I think he

Just had David gogins I think he just did hell week and obviously he’s going to be the only person to ever complete hell week I’m not going to put that past him right like like he would do some [ __ ] like that but it doesn’t TR clearly did not translate into fighting at all

Literally at all did it did it just not translate into fighting and um Whatchamacallit so he lost so uh Tony Ferguson’s career is over if he chooses to fight again I’m probably going to be very [ __ ] uh upset which is just just awful then you have whatever shovot versus Wonder booy

I wanted Wonderboy to win but let’s be honest no one really thought he was going to win and he didn’t win uh he lost uh although I will say a lot of people are hyping up shovot I got to be honest I think he’s a great fighter but

Man is his style so [ __ ] boring I know that it’s like oh you’re saying wrestling and grappling is boring you’re [ __ ] casual but let’s be honest dude I when when I’m watching a Wonder Boy fight I want to see people throw down I want to see shavkat throw down I know

He’s capable of throwing down what the [ __ ] are these mini melons what I’m going to put that back down I don’t want that I’m going to go to this cool little house see if I can get some loot I wanted Wonder Boy to win but he didn’t Steph Thompson great fighter I

Want to see him fight for the title I think him versus uh Leon Edwards I believe would be oh [ __ ] oh my god dude it’s the [ __ ] Night of the Living Dead out here oh [ __ ] oh this is awesome this is awesome hopefully they don’t keep coming all

Right so we’re going to have to figure out a more creative way to get some loot here I think I’m going to sneak in doesn’t seem like there’s any on this what the [ __ ] is that holy [ __ ] he’s a man of metal it’s the Tin Man oh there’s more there’s more

There’s more there’s more I’m so [ __ ] I’m actually at four Hearts very awesome very cool oh yeah what else happened oh yeah Leon Edwards versus Colby Covington um was was pretty good I guess I mean Colby Covington said this for a while he is nowhere near the level of

Leon Edwards um I thought he was at least like maybe the better Grappler but that’s not even true uh Colby Covington is what the [ __ ] I didn’t know I could do that that’s awesome Colby Covington is dog [ __ ] and his character oh it’s just a character man he’s he’s not

Actually like that real life he’s a really nice guy you can’t can’t just [ __ ] you can’t just go on stage make fun of Leon Edwards dad being murdered for for the the sake of selling the fight and then say Oh it’s just a character dude I’m actually a really

Nice guy I’m actually a really nice guy I just like to say very terrible things and even but even on the other side of things like dude Sean Strickland has been bitching about getting uh whatever of people shitalking him for um being abused as a kid but the problem

And I I don’t agree with that at all but the problem is Sean Strickland during the presser where he got made fun of he started going after [ __ ] people’s sexuality he started going after uh whatever om Al’s wife completely unprovoked calling her a [ __ ] saying she gets whatever [ __ ] by other dudes

Which she does but he also [ __ ] other women so it’s kind of a confusing scenario I’m not going to make any comments about any of that [ __ ] cuz I don’t care it’s not my life but at the end of the day dude he’s dishing out he’s dishing out crazy [ __ ] saying more

Kids in America need to be beat i’ I’ve come to the conclusion that uh Sean Strickland is the type of guy to call you a snowflake and then if you ask him to wear a mask at a store uh he would just [ __ ] lose his mind and pull a

Gun on you you know what I’m saying like he like he’s like the type like it’s it’s really weird dude cuz it’s like I’m I’m the I like pushing the boundaries when it comes to humor I like stuff like that I like more controversial sort of [ __ ] more controversial sort of stuff I

Like uh darker humor obviously I definitely think that there’s B there’s some people that think there’s nothing you can’t joke about um I think I think that makes sense in a context of like whether or not the joke is in is well intentioned you know and I don’t think

And at the same time I don’t think that just because something’s a joke everybody has to find it funny right but I don’t think that if you don’t find a joke funny or you find a joke hurtful that it means that it h it’s inherently a malicious thing and an

Attack on you but if you’re going to go out and go after all these people’s throats right and then when they say some personal [ __ ] back at you you [ __ ] turn around and turn it into the big moral debate and you morally grandstand over them you know basically

Rules for thee but not for me uh it’s just weird it’s really weird um especially since Sean Strickland has a lot of good takes but if I’m being honest dude he is not like a reli like he’s not someone you should get your opinions from like he is he is a self-proclaimed [ __ ]

He when you look at his actions in the past the [ __ ] that he said people try to bring up like oh well he the jokes he made I’m [ __ ] lagging like crazy the jokes he made were didn’t warrant them to make fun of [ __ ] his abuse I’m like yeah I I

Don’t think it’s okay to make fun of anyone’s abuse but the thing is if I was going around making fun of everyone else’s th bad things that have happened in their lives or personal things that are in their lives and then someone made a joke about some [ __ ] that happened to

Me and then I turn it and then that’s when I turn it into a moral debate and I say that you that that’s a line you can’t cross then that’s just me being completely hypocritical regardless I’m going to get off my [ __ ] Soap Box we’re playing Minecraft

But damn dude that [ __ ] just pissed me off you know what I’m saying cuz it’s just like cuz I like Sean I liked Shan Strickland a lot I liked him a lot in these lead-ups to these fights I liked him quite a bit and I thought he was

Like a real character but the thing is is he’s very what is he talking about who is he talking to no I don’t think anyone that watches this is a UFC fan so I don’t think anyone’s going to understand what I’m talking about and I’m just dude I’m just

[ __ ] I’m talking to myself I’m talking to myself about these things but you know what I’m saying I still think it’s a good Whatchamacallit I to be honest I have nothing else to talk about I think this is whatever Whatchamacallit o a butterfly oh that’s look it’s [ __ ] morai holy [ __ ] whoa

Whoa it’s [ __ ] Mory oh no do don’t worry the content text doesn’t matter you don’t need to know it’s not important at all it’s not important to any of you it’s not even important to me it’s just just something that was on my mind all right what are you guys

Thinking about what do you what do you guys want to talk about all right don’t be don’t be [ __ ] this one I’m talking about all right now you I want to hear what you guys want to talk about I want to talk about social Darwinism my goal in life is to be the next Vos my goal in life is to be like Vos does anybody Agree dude I’m about to get into a [ __ ] rant about moral nihilism and I’m just going to lose all viewer retention I got to [ __ ] find something else to talk about somebody please say something give me a topic please I was [ __ ] whatever it’s just it’s fresh in my mind it’s very fresh in my mind right Now talk about my dude what am I [ __ ] supposed what on Earth am I supposed to talk about with the oh look at these blocks look at all these block is the music too loud by the way I feel like it’s kind of loud look at all these squares and

Shapes cuz I’m just mining oh got that coal block got that coal block got that coal block all right chill chilling chilling I always am worried because I have my headphones cranked up to the Mac I turn everything on my computer in terms of like audio all the way up and

Then I just I just whatever I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining God to your commentary that’s what I’m saying dude I need something to actually talk about other than Minecraft you can’t you I don’t play I’m not playing this game right now because I think this is that Minecraft is an

Entertaining game I think it’s just it what the [ __ ] I just got shot I just got shot in the nads oh my goodness oh my goodness holy [ __ ] it’s Minecraft is kind of like is kind of like the subway surfers of streaming you know what I’m saying like

I could just like what Subway Surfers is to Tik Tock [ __ ] Reddit AI videos where they’re like Reddit Story Time videos that’s what Minecraft is for streamers I could just [ __ ] just go on and on about all this [ __ ] and since Minecraft is in the background it makes it palatable what in

The [ __ ] is all this goo oh my goodness dude I don’t like this place dude I’m in the Goon cave holy [ __ ] I got to get this iron ore Though Reddit Tik Tock scary me dude I hate Reddit to every time like I can’t not click on them though you know what I’m saying like it’ll be a YouTube short and it will be a Reddit Tik Tok of of Minecraft Parkour or Subway Surfers like

My wife cheated on me for 13 years and I whatever exposer in front of the whole family just some czy like or like my [ __ ] whatever whatever it would be it would be some ridiculous [ __ ] I can’t even think of anything but it’s never entertaining yeah it’s always what’s up

Kosu it’s always the most outof pocket [ __ ] it’s like oh yeah my family tried to [ __ ] sacrific my dog to Malik the owl God when I was 7 years old and it really turned me towards and it it’s what turned me towards r/ atheism dude I’m about to get into an

Rant about [ __ ] r/ atheism dude r/ atheism is [ __ ] awful I’m not going to tell people what they need to believe in dude but holy [ __ ] it’s like it’s basically you take very hateful it’s like if you were to take very very hateful religious beliefs but then apply them to atheist beliefs I’m

Not getting into a rant about this [ __ ] dude I’m sorry [ __ ] it’s so difficult not I bring up one topic and it’s just [ __ ] immediately a rant playing some Minecraft o look at these blocks that’s the thing dude I just believe that no the only reason I bring

That up is because I was upset that people were going after wendon dude I love wendon and he’s the like genuinely like the kindest human being I’ve seen in a long time cobweb and what the [ __ ] is that little troll face me next to my name dude look at my

Character that’s the thing dude wendon does not force his beliefs on anyone he’s the least he he is the least hateful guy on the planet I saw a [ __ ] tweet it said not only or I just just thought or like not only is wendon a uh whatever not only does wendon

Defend Kyle writtenhouse or like he’s no what what was it it was like it was something about how he how he’s defending oh no it was um it was [ __ ] what was it I can’t remember it was something about wendon def some crazy [ __ ] it was like wendon

Oh yeah wendon not only is he a Christian gun nut but he’s also a part of alt-right and a Neo-Nazi and a fascist and it and then every reply was just the fact that he has brought up in his videos that he is a Christian is the

Only evidence that they had like it was literally that was the evidence and then everyone’s saying wow never meet your Heroes I’m like what he didn’t do anything I don’t even think he’s ever made a statement about Kyle Rittenhouse like ever maybe he has but I don’t think

He even then it’s like I don’t think he said anything I doubt he would have said anything crazy knowing wendon he probably would have said a very Central uh non whatever [ __ ] like basic like anyone could come to that conclusion thing to say like very apolitical thing to say I I

Bet he would have said oh a Christ cuck or something yeah yeah I was confused what that said but that’s the thing that’s weird though is like I I think it’s weird that like people dude people on Twitter literally it’s like it’s they don’t have morals they just they are just addicted

To hating they’re addicted to like hatred and what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude to hatred I got [ __ ] splashed on my face man now I’m all wet I’m soing they’re addicted to [ __ ] hate and controversy that’s and like and drama uh um you know and my perfect example is

When it comes to [ __ ] whatever you get scared so easily dude it’s CU I’m [ __ ] thinking about four things at once man yeah dude people on Twitter are not human dude it is assessible like a perfect example of of them not actually having moral values

And just using morals as a way to or weaponizing morals as a way to uh criticize people they don’t like um whe whether or not their reasons are valid is when it comes to [ __ ] when it comes to criticizing Christianity they’ll refer to it like oh you’re going

To pray to your Sky daddy which is like coming from a lot of people who are always talking about homophobia that just seems really kind of backwards turning it into like a like a a gay thing saying it’s like a or it just it has homophobic

Undertones to it and I’m not going to sit here and get on my Soap Box about homophobia because that’s not the point of what I’m saying I’m just saying it’s weird that when it comes to like making fun of making gay jokes it’s not okay to yeah but yeah that’s the thing

Regardless of regardless of your stance on whether or not you think guys can kiss guys it is just weird that it’s like people fight hatred by people fight the like like hatting like hatred in terms of like people’s beliefs and forcing beliefs on others by imposing their hatred and belief onto

Others and by making rash generalizations about those groups of people you know what I’m saying like especially like politically like dude if you look at like like statistically like what people vote for versus what their actual opinions are like it’s like [ __ ] like I’m not going to sit here

And defend Trump because Trump is a very evil evil man right just like every other politician is and all I need like literally only like [ __ ] the Dakota pipeline him signing off on on that ridiculous uh recently he’s saying some [ __ ] about how he’s only going to be

A dictator for one day ridiculous [ __ ] to say and he acts like a Manchild and all this other ridiculous [ __ ] but when you look into uh whatever like Trump supporters and you look at like when like through just research that has been done on them on that group of people um that

Like idea of just like very racist hateful people kind of just comes once again from Twitter um it’s just the Twitter it’s just the people on it’s these conservative people on Twitter with these radical beliefs uh because it’s like 55% of people who voted for Trump believe that uh illegal immigrants are

Just as if not more hardworking than Americans and that uh I think like 60% believe that um Whatchamacallit that uh black people face a um substantial amount of uh uh what What’s the word I guess I could just say oppression in America and um and then when you look at it Vice versal

Like when it comes to like like people who voted for Biden when you look at their beliefs like statistically a lot of them overlap like 50 50 whatever percent are saying that they would be in favor of this policy that’s more right leaning but at the end of the day it’s

Not even right leaning it’s just it’s just whatever’s towards the middle isn’t and isn’t radically left they’re radically right it’s like whatever oh dude Nessie is just [ __ ] nessie’s just spitting facts dude Twitter seems like the world main problem the world’s M yeah dude Twitter dude Twitter is Twitter is causing more

So much like so much irreparable damage because no one thinks like that in real life but these people their their life is Twitter they live on on Twitter every day so when it comes to like their beliefs like like everybody knows that like if you’re The Lumberjack mod yeah dude this

Is a mod pack so I have no idea I have no idea what the mods are but dude that [ __ ] is so useful look at that dude look at that now I’m impatient I am a bit of an impatient guy when it comes to this game they’re worse than Discord

Mods dude the thing about Discord mods is they don’t have like like they don’t have influence they’re just like they’re kind of just like uh H like like the chubby Hall Monitor kid that gets his one bit of power and he abuses it like crazy and then they also are usually

Pedophiles n That’s crazy dude like that’s the thing Discord mods are like like they’re like a they’re kind of just like a joke people on Twitter are like they have like self-respect they believe in what they’re saying that’s the the worst that’s the worst like people like [ __ ] Vos dude people like

Vos are very uh they the thing is is that they they they they’re radicalizing people people like vosch people like [ __ ] Steven Crowder or uh James alop alup something like that they just radicalize people to an extent that’s like really [ __ ] bad I’m going go into that cave

I want to look for some diamonds that’s the it’s and they’re doing it through fearmongering I’m in the cave looking for some miners looking for some miners anybody in chat a minor anybody in chat a minor does anybody does anybody indulge in spelunking holy [ __ ] I’m getting [ __ ] Shot am I playing on a if it’s lagging it’s either me or it is your connection it could be the game though I think it’s probably me I’m be honest I don’t have a great PC uh but have you heard that song uh I think so I think so I feel like I

Know what you’re talk I feel like I know what you’re talking about but I could not put a put a finger on it could not put a single finger on it dude posted in Discord all right hold on I’m opening out my phone real quick oh my goodness

This is a [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] thumbnail yeah I know I’ve seen SE I have seen that [ __ ] oh D is that [ __ ] is that a Tom McDonald song or am I tripping oh yeah I don’t know what that is does anybody does anybody know how to

Fix fix that where when I turn it looks like my screen is data mhing does anybody know how to fix that on my stream cuz that happens in every stream that I do like if I if I keep my thing still we’re fine right but then if I go

Like this it looks like you just got [ __ ] Optical AIDS I need to smell some iron Dude there’s no safe [ __ ] there’s no safe area for me to Go dude [ __ ] I love that so dude I haven’t heard that [ __ ] in forever oh wait I was going to smelt what’s the worst what’s your guys’s least favorite smells what’s your guys’s like like smells to to the point where it’s like you can’t Pro you cannot

Function like you you you get violent type of smell what is this I don’t even know what the [ __ ] this looks like this looks like the Great Mighty Pooh from um what’s that one game someone remind me what’s that one game with the squirrel my brother’s

Bedroom yeah dude dude I’m not going to lie I dude certain foods I hate when I when I bring like I’ve been sick very sick foras I’m still sick I’m actually I woke up in considerable pain um not really smells but the sort of metal scraping wood or styrofoam on

Sty yeah I don’t mind those expired egg blended with tomato sauce and plastic I’m be honest man in Armor’s capping no way you’ve smelled that before where was the where was the incident where you smelt that Blended expired egg blended with tomato sauce don’t ask dog fart dog fart’s not terrible pause

Um what’s the what was it oh yeah dude I hate the smell smell o brussel sprouts dude I hate um anything that’s like risent [ __ ] renis [ __ ] I don’t know remant oh [ __ ] sake dude I don’t care what’s the um what got curious what’s the uh [ __ ]

Anything that’s like kind of gives you the smell or flavor of uh Whatchamacallit of like like a public pool I had I had diarrhea and it smelled absolutely terrible dude I’ve been throwing up and having diarrhea for the past few days for like the past week past one two

Three four five like six days like six days dude chlorine and piss question mark yeah pretty much but like there’s certain things like dude chicken like chicken sometimes has the smell or Taste of like a public pool when it’s like don’t ask what chicken i’ be like

Like raw chicken I’m talking raw chicken and sometimes like it doesn’t like if you like don’t like I have this griddle and I didn’t clean it and cooked on it one time and it had that like that just general just [ __ ] Funk to just general Funk to it suspicious

Chicken oh dude it just had that General Funk to it and I Fu U it was so like I I ate the whole thing I’m going to be honest it still tasted good but like that it would give me that kind of like you know how like your smell is

Connected to your taste it would give me that through my sense of smell and it like oh felt like I was like every every one or two bites BR want to play MC um I don’t know if I have the capability of running a server at this point cuz I actually

Don’t know how one sec I’m taking my hoodie off But I would to but buy a realm absolutely not [ __ ] man hold up there we go oh the mod I would actually be down to buy dude the thing is I want to make a Minecraft server and like have like have fans play on it and then record a record a let’s

Play and we all do like weird [ __ ] and beat the world you know what I’m saying Minecraft with fans or something I have no idea something interesting like that something silly and interesting like that I think that would be cool wouldn’t that [ __ ] be hella fun dude look at my character dude this

Is my brand my brand is the [ __ ] troll face wearing a suit just to let everybody know my my brand is the troll face some M some mining off camera press s to open the landan okay Bret open a landan how open to LAN what like

This but isn’t Lan you have to be on my internet like you have to be you have to be in my house oh let me see oh this is a mod okay okay okay okay this is a this is a mod I would make it I would make it public but

Uh I’m just chilling right now I would make it public but I’m just chilling what you can’t be saying yeah like that oh what the [ __ ] I just got a a Windows Defender a Windows Defender on my [ __ ] computer I’m looking at the Great Mighty Poo over here what was was I talking

About before this I had something really interesting to say you guys [ __ ] distracted me you’re getting the blame you’re getting the Blame that’s the thing if I’m going to have people play I want to okay well that’s a little bit [ __ ] confusing how do I make a shield if I’m G to have people play I want to do a Whatchamacallit I play right now with TNT times 2000 something about uh Twitter

Something about unbearable sense Windows Defender was cuz hacking your PC dude if I get i’ I’m at the point like if I get hacked dude it is what it is like I can’t control that like unironically is that bad like if I get hacked I get hacked I really don’t have defense for

That [ __ ] you know what I’m saying and like I don’t know how I would have defense for that [ __ ] can I join your dude Ace of Spades is in the community tab it’s been free to join for like a month you could just join it dude just

Trust go to my YouTube channel click on community Tab and then there’s a link link and you can join and you should be Chilling oh I’m going the wrong way all right let’s see let’s beat the Ender Dr oh yeah [ __ ] what’s his name there’s no defending against getting hacked you should put it in your video sh I dude I should start doing descriptions I usually just post the

Video and then don’t do that I just leave the description blank or I put something like Derpy in there what is it the name of this world is [ __ ] butt I thought that was pretty funny oh the link says it expired okay I’ll I’ll re I’ll repost it I’ll repost it I

Promise [ __ ] I don’t know dude I got to make a permanent Discord link like dude this is what I’m saying dude this is what I’m saying I don’t know I’m just like I cuz I don’t even use Discord I like streaming I like making videos but like in terms of like my

Computer I feel like I don’t know all the [ __ ] that I should know I have I got 735 megabytes per second download speed is that good is that is that good you’re an old lady I should I do have I’m going to have to hire mods at

Some point but uh I got to be much bigger for that first dude cuz I got to start making some real Ash away and mega it’s mega bits okay good to know look at that dude Monster Hunter I’m not afraid of these [ __ ] monsters at all

Man cuz I looked it up I looked it up and I didn’t whatever I get 3.5 whatever MPS I don’t know what it is I’m be honest I don’t know what that is MPS bits are smaller than btes but 700 is still a lot okay oh damn that’s good

I had 40 40 uh one upload speed so that was my upload I forgot to mention that I don’t know if that’s cuz that seems a lot smaller so I don’t know if that’s good too Mega per second Mega per second are you are you trolling me with that cuz that does not

Sound like [ __ ] anything it does not sound like anything at all I’m going to take this this poop okay this block this brown block that looks like a pile of Dung hold up [ __ ] MB MB is megabytes and M lowercase b is megabits that is [ __ ] stupid I mean it’s not stupid it makes perfect sense but like damn imagine if I had known That when I lived in Texas a trailer I had had oh in in a trailer I had 52 kiloby a second internet I know that that’s not good I know that that’s not good I don’t even know about we we we have clearly seen I don’t know what I’m talking about

And I know that that shit’s not good oh my God are those diamonds those might be diamonds dude there’s a skeleton down there though I’m I’m I have armor now I have Weapons it was bad that that was not a good ERA of my life it was like a boat dude why would you want that to be the good ERA of your life D this wasn’t diamonds ooh look at this infrastructure I’m going to [ __ ] board that

Up I don’t want no zombies coming from for me what mods am I playing uh [ __ ] it’s a mod pack called better Minecraft or better vanilla or something why can’t you read on a fluent level dude dude it’s only it oh [ __ ] the thing is I read like I unironically read but I

Don’t I’m I don’t like Whatchamacallit when I’m looking at the the chat the small chat AC on my other monitor which yes I have two monitors it’s like I I almost I’m actually going to [ __ ] die oh my God am I fluent are you fluent in

English a little dude I think it’s crazy and this is just my my Western American silly opinion I think it’s crazy I do have bad eyesight dude I have like 420 eyesight no pun intended I unironically have like four like 420 and it gets worse every time I go to

The eye doctor my glasses are way off prescription right now I think it’s crazy that uh Whatchamacallit that like it like people like Europeans and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is that going to leak okay Europeans and [ __ ] like are just bi like they’re just casually bilingual look at that baby

Look at that baby you’re back Nessie look at that I just got a diamond I just got a [ __ ] Diamond what do you think of that I almost just threw it in the [ __ ] lava holy [ __ ] oh it is almost 2 p.m. holy [ __ ] you’re just now eating dude I ate I

Think I ate two breakfasts this morning dude cuz I’ve been ridiculously like like painfully hungry and then just like throwing up so that’s pretty Cool I think I have a fever as well oh more diamonds you know what it is what it is [ __ ] it wee ball wee ball a skillet oh my god dude I could cook up some crazy food with this and a a golden apple I have so much random

[ __ ] hold on I don’t want the music I’m be honest I don’t want that [ __ ] who the [ __ ] listens to that [ __ ] um I only listen to chirp I can speak three languages name them no way that’s CR bombs holy [ __ ] where am I [ __ ] bombs I learned English by watching

Movies it’s very easy I feel like I feel like I hear that a lot I can speak hillbilly y’all get Better Yeah what does it say [ __ ] I’m trying to play and read at the same Time the thing is for me oh Spanish Portuguese and English isn’t Portuguese like the same as Spanish though I don’t know if that’s in incredibly whatever oh [ __ ] it’s the to the Living Dead I mean they got to be similar at some at some degree I feel like that would be me be

Me like saying like I could speak I could speak uh whatever I could speak British I don’t know if that’s the same it’s not yeah dude I knew that [ __ ] was about to be [ __ ] there’s definitely some beef there between the Spanish and the Portuguese apparently the Portuguese no

I’m not going to say that I like history I’m a big history fan but um I don’t know if that’s a good I don’t know if that’s something that is 100% true I don’t know if I should [ __ ] bring it up it’s also completely just irrelevant [ __ ] dude I need to take some

Torches out bro that’s the thing I’m trying to learn I oh my god dude dude I speak uh or I’m trying to whatever I’m trying to learn I’m trying to learn Whatchamacallit Mandarin because I’m in I have I take Mandarin in school right now which is just

Chinese and uh dude I’m telling you I’m not well I’m not putting any not really much effort into learning the language but I’m really just putting effort into getting a good grade but yeah that’s about it it’s [ __ ] difficult that’s pretty difficult I’ll take that lead I have so much [ __ ]

[ __ ] in my inventory dude got me a buffalo chicken melt from Panera dude that sound that sounds incredible dude I like the barbecue chicken like toasted sandwich that’s the only thing I’ve ever had from Panera oh I’m taking this [ __ ] thing dude that’s so edgy that’s so edgy put it in my goon

Cave can you see the J I can say the John Z what the [ __ ] is that who is this [ __ ] it’s a little Goblin it’s Jano or ganero holy [ __ ] oh my god dude I could just [ __ ] give him stuff I could give him stuff for

Stuff that’s such a crazy deal holy [ __ ] oh my God this guy’s [ __ ] insane he’s so dumb he’s so dumb you are so dumb why would you do that he wants one raw iron for two iron ingots is that holy [ __ ] that was ridiculous what what else do I have can

I give them rotten flesh I bet I could find rotten flesh right now oh these I don’t have those anymore hold up all right I’m not going to do any more of that [ __ ] what was I talking about oh yeah Z J Bing Shilling SW Jing Bing chilling SW Jing Shing oh more

Diamonds Epic dude that’s the only [ __ ] in Mandarin that I know and it’s like I don’t know what it means like I know that it means like good morning China I’m eating ice cream or something like that dude like like in that class I’m going to be honest I get like asked to

Say things I memorize like what to say but I don’t know what it means like I don’t know what I’m saying so asked me a question some like I’m capable of learning a language like I’ve been able when I pay attention I’ve been able to be like oh he’s saying

This and this word means this word and I can structure that sentence but like dude holy [ __ ] dude American School American school is uh it’s just not well it’s not it’s not particular in my cup of te I think that too many kids say that it’s like oh it’s

The system man that’s why I that’s why I don’t that’s why I don’t try at school that’s the thing it is teaching memory a lot of it is memory memory a lot of it it’s just memory based like it’s just [ __ ] skill point checks it’s just quick time events your

Tests are just quick time events dude to see if you remember the button you’re supposed to click did I just go this way I must have that’s the thing dude school school and the problem is and like one of the topics where I’m actually very well

Versed in is history um because I was a uh [ __ ] 13-year-old white kid at one time um you know so it just kind of comes with the territory but that uh what was I [ __ ] talk oh yeah um so that’s and and I noticed in that class dude there’s [ __ ] that’s just not

True dude we are the same person dude I’m telling you I’m telling you you I’m in history I’m a history artist dude same same dude but like that but like the pro what was I [ __ ] what was I just saying but it’s like Whatchamacallit like there’s in in oh

Yeah in school dude it’s like especially in my uh what the [ __ ] is that what the f what the [ __ ] is that What what in the [ __ ] did all right let’s get back to what we were talking about I’m just going to pretend that that was [ __ ] schizophrenia what’s up up jaro all right anyway oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] that’s it does dude it it teaches a narrative rather than the truth dude absolutely pretty much spot on pretty much whatever spot on I just lagged like [ __ ] crazy that’s the thing though diamond that [ __ ] doesn’t it doesn’t whatever the worst part is too is that like the teachers the history teachers

Like they don’t I’m not saying that they spin any [ __ ] stall dude I’m not saying they spin any kind of narrative at all it’s just the fact that it’s like if it goes against what it says if you say something that goes against what is in the book right there are very few

History teachers I’ve had that have been like that have been willing to accept the fact like oh yeah this shit’s not right you know what I’m saying like [ __ ] America was not named after the friend of the guy who made the map you know it’s it was not named after

[ __ ] Amero fuchi that [ __ ] is complete cap that [ __ ] is just not true they’re not naming they’re not naming America after the friend of the map maker right the Spanish [ __ ] royalty or whatever is not going like cuz back then the only way that you’re or the Spanish nobility you’re only going to

Be um you’re only going to get the credit you’re only going to get the credit for uh whatever naming or like like like being named after like some new discovery or some [ __ ] back then if you are especially by your first name if you are a noble even then if you’re not

A noble having something named after your last name back then was still pretty rare you’d have to make some crazy Discovery so simply being the the map maker hired by this whatever Spanish nobility it just doesn’t oh [ __ ] all right they’re telling me to stop talking they’re telling me to stop

Going on about it but that [ __ ] was always annoying to me and apparently there’s much and I don’t know this for sure but there’s much greater evidence to support that it was uh actually named after uh a n it was named by the natives after some native [ __ ] snake god named like Mera

Or something or amera right and then we just kind of went along with it you’ve never thought about it yet D that that’s the that’s the thing though it’s like it’s just it’s it’s just not accurate at all it’s not accurate at all oh [ __ ] like dude in the south in the South

They have a completely in America like if to anyone that isn’t American listening in the South they have a completely different way of teaching about the Civil War than they do in the north it’s literally up until very recently it has been referred to in the South as the war of Northern

Aggression oh oh he just [ __ ] sniped he just sniped that [ __ ] zombie you need to wake up and open your third eye like this guy has I’m lost in this [ __ ] dungeon oh my God I’m so lost I can’t find my way back out oh what is this holy [ __ ] dude look

At this area I could fight I could fight an Asian guy in here and it would be the craziest [ __ ] thing it would be the craziest battle you’d ever see yeah know I am I’m quite in fact lost in the sauce here what the what is that oh

Oh it gets worse it gets worse oh my God holy [ __ ] oh dude this is where the [ __ ] Warden is oh my God I got my [ __ ] I got the Great Mighty Poo with me holy [ __ ] don’t do that don’t do that don’t do that sneak 100 look at that [ __ ] I’m going to [ __ ] mine this can I mind This but in the north Civil War teaching is also wrong cuz what I understand they teach is all yeah dude they they refuse to acknowledge the fact that the importance put like Abraham Lincoln definitely was was pretty Progressive compared to people of his time but they

Failed to realize the fact that the only reason slavery was made into a much bigger deal than it uh initially was was the uh whatchamacallit was because of the fact that the uh I think it was the the Confederates were asking either the the French or the British to help them

Out you know what I’m saying they were asking the French or the British to help them Whatchamacallit states rights the French of the British was asking or sorry the the Confederates were asking the French of the British to uh to help them out and so at that point they it

Was like slavery already became kind of like a Whatchamacallit but Abraham Lincoln yeah Abraham Lincoln was a little bit of a [ __ ] other than the fact that he was he was I don’t even know I cuz to be honest the history of Abraham Lincoln kind of being against

The thing about like history that another thing people don’t really think about is um Whatchamacallit when it comes to slavery like people are like oh how could you [ __ ] own slaves and it’s like they weren’t these people didn’t see themselves as evil like they were convinced of their of their

Whatever superiority over these people you know what I’m saying like it’s you’re not going to like it’s cuz people think like oh if I was in Nazi Germany I would have totally been down with the Jews but it’s like if you were there you know what I’m

Saying if you were there in Nazi Germany like especially like there’s a lot of people especially kids in high school dude kids in high school are so clicky oh [ __ ] more diamonds they dude they will [ __ ] they have no morals it’s just whoever what the whatever the uh popular opinion is

Right so when you look at these people like oh [ __ ] George Washington’s an awful human beings he own slaves yeah definitely not a good guy at all but at the end of the day no honestly it’s it is it’s just that’s not my point my point is that

When you look at evil throughout history it’s not people doing evil things because they’re evil it’s people doing things because they are convinced of them that’s like like when you think of Germany in the 1940s was a population of very very intelligent people like like like look at Nasa like look what they

Did look what the the Nazis did for our NASA program they were ridiculously smart other than the fact they hated the Jews so you might think like how could someone that smart fall into such a ridiculous belief as if the Jews are the bad guys but that’s exactly the

Psychology they don’t think it’s they didn’t think it was evil because they’re painted as the enemy that’s like what I was talking about earlier with people like Vos where he says like every conservative is a fascist then it turns into like and and tries to incite and promote violence against people who

Disagree with him and like this moral nihilism of there’s no objective right or wrong that’s when it becomes like people will start to get into these ideas of like whatever it’s okay it’s okay to do this thing or or I wouldn’t I wouldn’t do that because like like I couldn’t see

Myself as a fascist because I couldn’t be a Nazi I think the Nazis are bad oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dude crabs you have no right to call me a yapper anyone else can call me a yapper but not you anyone else could call me a yapper not you though you are the biggest [ __ ] you are fluent in two languages hillbilly and Japanese dude hillbilly and [ __ ]

Japanese no but my point my point was before I got attacked by this [ __ ] absolute ridiculous holy [ __ ] this place is [ __ ] I’m in hell this is actual [ __ ] Dante’s Inferno ah [ __ ] but my point my point is is that wh Whatchamacallit oh [ __ ] it was man in

Armor who was talking about the hillbilly thing sorry uh I guess you’re just you fluent in Japanese there’s so many diamonds around dude [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude my point is though is that when you look at these things in history and you say like oh I could never be that way

Because Hitler I think Hitler’s evil and I think the are evil um you have to understand that your actions you’re never going to see yourself as doing something evil so when you generalize another group of people as the enemy right even if you genuinely wholeheartedly believe that they’re the

Bad guys and you’re the good guy right and that then and that it almost to the point where it justifies violence against them at that point you’re getting to a a [ __ ] a position oh my God I didn’t get the diamond still holy [ __ ] it’s the Night of the Living Dead [ __ ] baby

Zombie that’s the thing like I’m like I’m definitely I’m definitely an evil guy nefarious guy a bit of a troller a bit of a troll give me the diamond anyway you know what I’m [ __ ] I’m cutting myself off here dude I’m been going on a rant I’m cutting myself

Off here you guys are right or specifically I don’t know 40 years from now we’ll will be considered evil for owning microwave slaves that’s that’s true dude making them cook our making them cook our [ __ ] meals making them cook my uh Hot Pockets keep ranting I have a tendency to go in

Circles about topics I’m not going to lie unironically where I’ll make this I’ll I’ll make my good I’ll make my point and then I’ll keep going more ranting the only entertainment I got all day that’s good to hear at least it’s well received what is the best state in the

Union um definitely not [ __ ] Connecticut uh let’s see what else podcast with me stream idea dude I’m so D I want to have a podcast so bad Minecraft with TNT can I blow this [ __ ] up I’m so down oh [ __ ] watch this watch this how do I set this off

Oh dude that would have been so sick Pennsylvania it’s between Pennsylvania South Carolina I’m just dude I’m [ __ ] honestly I usually rate places based off of uh whatever I rate places based off of food I feel Like let’s see what’s this way there’s a lot awful awfully awful lot of cobblestone just got to push it into the wall you see the funny thing is I pushed it and it didn’t make a funny Explosion all right next topic Israel versus Hamas no I’m joking I’m just joking I’m just joking Pennsylvania has has Venison and South Carolina probably has the second Dair barbecue capital of the US dude honestly this is this is a take a I don’t know if anyone’s ready to hear this h no this is not a a a a bad

Opinion dude this is not a bad opinion Whatchamacallit I see like them kill each other this is not a bad opinion to have for me dude but whatchamacallit Connecticut has the best New Haven Connecticut has the best pizza in the United States the best probably

The best pizza in the world you could go oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh oh my God I got to get the [ __ ] out of here dude oh no they’re not coming they’re not coming diamonds dude I’m getting loaded with loot loaded with loot I think Israel should lift the I shouldn’t

Even brought it up should lift the blockade and hamash should stop mindlessly eliminating semites yeah that’s valid you want to know what’s crazy it’s an unpopular opinion to uh to think that both sides don’t deserve to die you know what I’m saying because at the end of

The day the only people dying the bulk of people dying are civilians I don’t believe in um what’s that [ __ ] called I don’t believe in um zionists I don’t believe in that I don’t believe that uh you could just kick people out of out of their land and subjugate them for

Whatever uh for six over over half a century um but at the same time you can’t [ __ ] kill civilians right because of that that’s the one thing dude that’s the one difference like about the world I think is crazy this has nothing to do with this I mean it has a little bit

Dude the people like [ __ ] I don’t know if I [ __ ] I don’t know if I could say this dude Brazilian or no South Americans and um Arabs are like the [ __ ] they I always see them doing like the most dangerous [ __ ] for fun like it’s like it’s like white people we

Do like we do dangerous [ __ ] but it’s like nerdy like hiking like hiking M like going up Mount Everest like we do we do that [ __ ] but it’s like scientific like we bring our water bladders and stuff [ __ ] black people they don’t do any of that [ __ ] at all they just you

Know they make you know incredible music and incredible food and then um but [ __ ] South Americans dude say and monster monster trucks dude South Americans dude [ __ ] South Americans oh yeah the average Florida well that’s different cuz Florida’s not like white people Florida’s like a like its own layer of Hell I want to do bungee jump in skyd but like dude [ __ ] South Americans and Arabs I always see them doing like like oh let’s let’s just blow let’s just blow this [ __ ] bottle rocket up inside while we’re hanging out with a [ __ ] pet tiger and not it’s not a pet

Like it’s like we caught this tiger and we’re just feeding him and we’re just going to [ __ ] like light off whatever some crazy [ __ ] or like or like dude [ __ ] you ever see Arab Driving videos they’re like drifting in circles down the freeway dude I never want to drive

There I like it though I think it’s funny I mean no I don’t I just it ends in a lot of death I I realize but more power to him what can I say I ate crocodiles do it say what if I hunt it or

I [ __ ] man dude I hate that the [ __ ] little Emoji thing covers up all the new messages like half of them I have a good video that I’ll post in Discord I’ll check it out I’ll check check it out I’ve never had gator dude I’ve never

Had gator oh I may have I think I had like some Gator bite thing while I was in Florida before but it um I don’t remember anything about it I’ve just heard it’s very tough like it it let’s be honest dude like 90% of meat or not like meat that isn’t like

Necessarily like red meat just tastes like [ __ ] chicken it’s just like everything just tastes like like like go out and [ __ ] shoot a grouse shoot a grouse and and eat that grous and be like oh this is such a unique flavor very gamey BR give me a mod pack to complete

Um fear of fear of Nightfall or some [ __ ] like that play that I’m I was planning on doing that [ __ ] for a video dude it is so [ __ ] hard and it’s pretty scary too oh dude I have no food I I only have these glowberries

Wa hold on let me check this video I have to see what this is dude I’m dude I I literally before it even started before it even started the low quality just [ __ ] oh my God you just know some shit’s about to go down it has nothing to do with

Like I think it I I’m not going to say it’s not a race thing I think it’s a environment thing but dude I think that shit’s hilarious they’re having fun although like a lot of them Die daily they’re having a lot of fun what can I say not in the [ __ ] Hamas conflict

Completely not what I’m talking about but uh just general General uh Arab Tom Foolery General midd Middle Eastern Tom Foolery they’re doing a lot of things that like just look like a lot of fun like like like in that [ __ ] dude they it’s [ __ ] some weird sled thing

And they just do not care about safety regulations not that I care but that’s kind of my point I feel like we care a little bit too much in the west except when it comes to like a lot of things n honestly we don’t oh my God crapser that [ __ ] is

[ __ ] crazy what do you mean by that oh that’s [ __ ] hilarious dude I looked over and just saw that [ __ ] devastating is such a strong wrong word that’s so [ __ ] funny to me that’s so funny to me dude that’s actually hilarious safety re rigs are boring and dumb dude

Obviously I wonder how many oh yeah oh yeah but not like they break into Army NES oh yeah dude I know exactly what you’re talking about it’s like oh yeah let’s let’s shoot off some fireworks [ __ ] meanwhile the Arabs let’s just take a let’s just take an actual RPG let’s take

An actual RPG or like an actual IED and just blow that [ __ ] up as a firework let’s shoot off an AK into the air dude they’re like um dude you could tell them and like the Russians that whole area of the world they have so much in common they have so

Much in common with each other except they probably all hate each other is the funny part oh my goodness dude a little bit of lag a little bit of lag oh my goodness what time is it it’s 24 I feel like [ __ ] man I feel like [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I want

To be streaming more I want to be streaming more but recently I’ve just been so sick I woke up today and I [ __ ] felt awful I can’t I still feel [ __ ] terrible but it is what it is we ball we ball dude we ball dude I got to get rid of half this

[ __ ] I don’t get the beef between bosnians and serbians they’re literally the same thing D exactly dude so many places are like that how do I get rid of this I don’t want that I don’t want that I had an acorn I was carrying around a [ __ ] Acorn dude I don’t want that

Either [ __ ] that I’m keeping the skillet dude I have to keep this look at this [ __ ] oops I have a [ __ ] Skillet they be having beef because they got nothing to do that’s facts I’m trying to go to Kazakhstan I’m trying to go to [ __ ] Kazakhstan and just tell all them to go get a life just tell all of the people from Kazakhstan to get a Life iron cast is the or cast iron oh my goodness what the [ __ ] I’m dislexic cast iron is the best way to cook I don’t get people who season their cutting board I think that [ __ ] is [ __ ] stupid seasoning your cutting board that makes no sense at

All that’s like saying oh I’m going to I’m going to whatever I’m going to eat this raw and then throw myself into a fire so and then that will be how I cook it like cast iron best weapon to punish kids this is a this is a joke YouTube Don’t obliterate

Me dude I have to get good at not putting copyright music in my video cuz I’m the type of guy where it’s like if I get copyright claimed by Sony and and they’re like hey you got to pay us 12 grand for this song or we’re going to

[ __ ] destroy your life um I would be like so stubborn about it I would be like no I’m not paying 12 Grand like even if I had the money like I’m not paying that [ __ ] I mean obviously I could just cut it out of the video and problem solved

But that’s the thing like I would rather just cut it out of the video instead of just forking over the cash dude [ __ ] Sony ah [ __ ] I shouldn’t have said that that’s great that’s great that’s great Yeah I’m standing my ground standing my ground did I just drop my [ __ ] oh never mind what I just did I just drop something like important or am I tripping what the [ __ ] is that it’s a [ __ ] alligator I’m in Florida it’s a [ __ ] American alligator going to be going to be the

Ruby Ridge of copyright that’s true dude and Microsoft does Microsoft Whatchamacallit yeah Microsoft yeah they’re not a great company either dude Bill dude Bill Gates I’m I’m gonna say d Bill Gates is got to be he’s a villain I know he’s a villain everybody thinks he’s like this great guy but

Trust me dude everybody thought the same [ __ ] about Elon Musk right everybody thought the same [ __ ] about Elon Musk now everybody hates him because it’s because it’s whatever it’s popular to do so but he’s always been a shitty person and has always done that like he [ __ ] PayPal he stole that

[ __ ] he drinks the blood of children dude I’m going to be honest I am like 100% a believer of the fact that [ __ ] whatever that the government are satanists and they sacrifice children I mean we know that they have we know that they hang out with with uh

With uh with Jeff F with with with with Jeff Epstein they hang out with our old buddy Jeff Epstein dude dude that’s the thing if I ever am like [ __ ] wildly famous and I say some [ __ ] and then I get criticized by like Tom Hanks the

First thing I’m saying is dude you went to [ __ ] whatever you’re on Epstein’s flight logs dude you’re not a hero you play a hero in movies you saved what the [ __ ] I’m in the void you saved [ __ ] Private Ryan you say I know that you saved Private Ryan but you were diddling kids

So that’s thing there’s no reason to go to Elon or to go to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island if you’re other than having sex with children and that’s like a a fact no well yeah I can’t or like seriously though I can’t I can tolerate other religions but I can’t stand

Satanist dude that’s because being a Satanist isn’t like a religion right Satan’s not a god like being a Satanist is not like a like a there’s no that’s kind of just like being like a terrorist like being a domestic terrorist like that’s like that’s just deciding to do

Evil it’s it’s weird cuz it’s like what the [ __ ] is that oh the raccoons dude what the Derp oh a village it’s not loading in though it’s not loading in though awesome a [ __ ] chunk error dude all right here we go oh dude this place is so cozy this place is so cozy

Dude whoops imagine someone walked into your house and placed an entire [ __ ] block of cobblestone on your door oh [ __ ] desert ruins and food and pumpkin pie I can’t stand disabled people people either really wow Wow dude there’s always that one guy where it’s like yeah we don’t yeah we don’t like pedophiles we don’t like Nazis and they just slip some [ __ ] in there and we also really don’t like women it’s like yeah oh yeah yeah what what what the sh Katarina isn’t that the

Guy that [ __ ] cheated on call me Carson Dude tell me someone knows about that does anybody remember that dude dude back in the day it’s my little this my little uh one meter brick of stone is Not oh damn look at this dude Dude call me dude call me Carson got done dirty dude let’s be honest he got did Dirty I don’t know anything about his character but let’s be honest dude 19-year-old flirting not even dating flirting with a 17-year-old is not that bad dude I know kids who are actively

Dating kids in college and they’re like sophomores I think that’s a little bit weird it’s weird like it’s weird if like a 15-year-old or like a 18 or not even 18 it’s weird if like a 17-year-old is dating like a 14-year-old you know what I’m saying but dude [ __ ] 19 like they

Could be in the same class dude I know kids that are 19 how old am I I’m I’m only 17 dude I’m almost 18 so I would be dating a [ __ ] if I was dating a 19-year-old dude I would not be like oh [ __ ] I’ve been groomed especially people saying like saying

Like bruh this is a [ __ ] like it’s it’s about the power Dynamic it’s like dude it’s only about the power dynamic like people can date famous people can date non-f famous people there’s nothing wrong with that if they use their Fame as a way to trap that person or to

Manipulate that person then yeah that’s a [ __ ] that’s a terrible thing to do I should explore this place I’m just walking right by it I’m lost in thought that’s the thing the senior dude senior’s dating freshman is weird because it’s when you’re a freshman you’re just out of middle school and

You’re still like I looking at freshman and they’re literal like like genuine kids like they’re like they’re middle schoolers they all have high pitch voices half of them haven’t hit puberty right and when you’re a senior like I’m a senior right I’ve hit I hit puberty [ __ ] so long ago I can’t even

Remember you know what I’m saying I think well to be fair I I was an early Bloomer I think I hit puberty in fourth grade unironically I know that sounds like a a complete lie but I genuinely think I I started getting pimples in fourth

Grade so I don’t know if that has that could I don’t know if that has anything to do with it though I have no idea I genuinely have no idea but I was definitely but at the very latest [ __ ] whatever Whatchamacallit at the very latest I think seventh grade is when I

Yeah seventh grade is probably more when I like have like a huge growth spurt freshore like 6’2 dude that’s I also go to like a a predominantly white school so it’s like the genetics aren’t there for us you know what I’m saying dude call me call me racist if you want

To call me racist but a a black teenager on average is like like younger than me like 15 is built much more like a man than a white teenager at 15 and that is proven by everything no that’s purely just my subjective opinion but you know I mean I don’t even know I

Don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing to say it is a little bit generalizing but I don’t think that’s bad to say I mean I would take that as a compliment but I don’t know it gets weird when it comes to this [ __ ] like that I’m Sicilian does that count as

Black a little bit if you think about It I think it’s because basket he says probably dude you look at I’m looking at like whatever I’m looking at like [ __ ] high school football highlights for like kids in like kids in like [ __ ] Carolina and one of the Carolinas or like Georgia dude they are [ __ ] scary

They don’t they look like men but like and I’m not even just saying like whatever just black kids I’m saying just generally you know what I’m saying I mean dude the only reason the Alabama Alabama State d segregated is because they got [ __ ] on by their rival which

Had an all black um [ __ ] what was it called an all black start starting lineup that’s the only reason they desegregated they were like damn we might be racist but they could play football because they was because Alabama was an allwe team it’s just it’s

A it’s a simple fact and to be honest the most [ __ ] up part is I’m pretty sure the reason that is is because of uh because of slavery and just like [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] I don’t even want to I don’t even want to continue it’s like it’s genuinely [ __ ] that’s

The thing dude slavery movies are not made for anyone [ __ ] nobody likes slavery movies dude nobody likes thinking about slavery dude everybody hates slavery except for whatever people who are uh you know I mean do I have to say this racist might come as a surprise speak for yourself oh a

Bear oh [ __ ] a bear holy [ __ ] dude he’s growling at me at least white people still have lacrosse and hockey for now dude lacrosse I feel like is going to go away but hockey no I don’t know what it is black people aren’t big on water Frozen or or liquid

They’re not big on water but for some reason white people white people like cold stuff for some reason it’s like when it comes to like snow and like taking ice baths and stuff it’s just like a white person thing you just like cold stuff you know what I’m

Saying you know like like a black person will eat food with much more spice a white and this is complete generalization but a white person will eat food with a little bit less a little bit a little bit more bland on average you know what I’m saying like I like I

Like foods with a lot of flavor but I’m dude I’m telling you if I go to the local chicken spot I’m going to get that [ __ ] not spicy right because the the the mild that they have is is like it will kill me it will it will genuinely send me

Back it will send me back to God to be fair they didn’t have water in Africa dude I want to yeah that’s I guess that’s kind of fair I guess that’s a fair point generational Trauma yeah and dude our ancestors were [ __ ] Vikings and [ __ ] not my ancestors at least I was not a viking my ancestors are Irish dude white people right now are white people made barbecue and Cajun food to of the least Bland no yeah that’s the thing white the idea of uh

White people or of anyone liking bland food is uh is a stereotype it is based in TR every stereotype is B based in a little bit of truth but I can guarantee you dude because I dude I know white kids they they take a sip of Seltzer and

They go M spicy like I know white kids like that I know white kids like that I know a kid who did it as a joke but like I know kids that like actually they take a sip of like a Selter and they’re like M my ancestors were German in the late

30s I bet they were nice people I bet they were nice people I’m the white kid dude that’s the thing white white people most definitely have culture no well yeah they just don’t know the word they just don’t know what carbonate like some people genuinely don’t know how to describe carbonated

Things they’re like the bubble is spicy or I don’t like drinks that are bubbly which I I’m not going to knock them for it but it’s like bruh people people listen to Cod playay people listen to C playay and they voted for the Nazis you can’t trust people

They they listen to cold playay and they voted for the Nazis That’s crazy dude I don’t even know what shows I forget what show that’s from but I want to watch it what is that I feel like I was on a topic that that that I had to clarify what I meant

By something before I finished and I forget what that’s the thing I’m afraid of doing dude is sometimes I’ll I’ll say something that sounds bad initially but the more I explain what I mean I think it starts to kind of even what the [ __ ] is that a Tasmanian devil

Nice what was I talking about I forget what I was talking about someone else bring up a hot take or just some ridiculous topic that could get me in trouble why don’t why don’t we dude that’s the thing dud I’m not a hateful person I’m just I’m just honest

I like I like people that are real dude I’m not going to lie [ __ ] I’m like yeah I’m not going to just like sit around and be like [ __ ] be like oh this is nice this is nice man try to stay in contact with your friends after High

School I lost contact with mine dude I [ __ ] don’t have I don’t hang out with people anymore I have like one I have like one IRL friend and it’s my own it’s my own doing but it’s like I just had to not necessarily my own doing I just had to [ __ ]

Separate obviously I’m not going to get into anything I’m not trying to put anybody on blast you know what I’m saying for anything it’s really just some [ __ ] that really isn’t going to matter in [ __ ] 5 years but it’s like you know I just I’m not really too bothered by it

You know what I’m saying I’m very I’m very okay in my own company you know what I’m Saying I feel like I’m pretty real but sometimes I take very extreme takes to be a little funny dude the reality is is a lot of [ __ ] up things are funny a lot of [ __ ] up things are pretty funny dude not in like a sense

That it’s like oh it’s like I I don’t think like you have to be like 13 years old if you think like just like just saying the nword is funny like I’m not talking about that but like dude the reality is is the only time that you’re

Actually going to grow or learn at all is if you put yourself out there like growth only comes if you bear the burden of being uncomfortable or putting yourself in an uncomfortable scenario so when it it comes to like humor it can be a great way to to get

Past things like I I don’t think words should have power over people right you know what I’m saying I’m not going to tell whatever I’m not going to go up to a black guy and say oh yeah you shouldn’t be bothered by the nword you just shouldn’t but at but I definitely

Hold cuz it’s it’s it’s their whatever it’s their trauma to process not mine you know what I’m saying I don’t have a connection to the word but at the same time if if if a black person came up to me and asked and in the situation where

And I’m completely just making this up hypothetical they asked for my opinion right not necessarily that it matters but if they came up to me and asked me for my opinion I would just say dude it’s probably better just to not [ __ ] worry about it you know what I’m Saying you know it’s kind of like oh [ __ ] I really don’t want to die here dude I have not made a to bed cuz that’s the thing dude racis like like people who are actually racist and like like if a white person comes up to

You and says the nword I’m not going to get like in like a like a genuinely like racist way I’m not going to [ __ ] say you can’t punch that person in the face you’re well within your rights you know what I’m saying but it’s like you just

Got to know that nobody takes that guy seriously you know nobody’s going to take that [ __ ] guy seriously That’s the thing Twitter Twitter has convinced everyone that like that [ __ ] white people hate black people and black people hate white people but the majority of people really just don’t could not be bothered could not be bothered about any of these [ __ ] any of these [ __ ] things dude and that’s

The worst part is there’ll be genuine like social problems oh look at this [ __ ] place I’m in The Magician’s house what what the [ __ ] up with that Top Hat oh [ __ ] oh oh no all right whatever Dude [ __ ] I don’t want this I don’t want this at all get rid of this this is the Pillager hideout I really want that totem dude how do I get this how do I take this all right well I guess I’ll just pick up [ __ ] everything okay I got

The totem let’s go dude I’ll drop off some of this [ __ ] like dude my dude my analogy with um with with words dude is like nah I’m not getting into it I’m not getting into it where the [ __ ] did my totem go did I just eat the totem like what the [ __ ] just happened am I tripping oh is that it

What I have I I’m so [ __ ] confused I’m I’m actually so confused my totem I just I just [ __ ] ate the totem I just ate the totem yeah yeah you can’t read shut up dude shut up what does any please tell me someone saw where my

Totem went where the [ __ ] did that [ __ ] just go oh my God I have the worst [ __ ] headache ever dude oh my god dude oh my God every time I yell I feel pressure in the sides of my head like I’m wearing a [ __ ] whatever it’s called MK Ultra testing

Helmet all right what did I need oh I haven’t even made Iron Pants Dude how much water have you been watering in your mouth uh a lot I’ve been drinking quite a bit of fluids I always stay up on my fluids dude my [ __ ] totem disappeared dude why what did I do man what did I do I just want my totem

My totem dude literally had it for 3 seconds I’m like Indiana Jones dude in the first movie I had a [ __ ] little Idol for 3 seconds and then lost it to some [ __ ] German what are my thoughts on Warhammer 40K I think it’s really really cool um it’s just I watched a

3-hour long lore video and it was all [ __ ] scene setting it was all like setup you know what I’m saying what in the [ __ ] is going on with these pumpkin pies I watched an entire as and it disappeared okay nice I ate or I watched an entire ass

[ __ ] Warhammer 40K video and it literally like like a long like hour long three hour long [ __ ] video over the course of like a like a couple days and dude that [ __ ] I still don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m talking about when it comes to that like I know like three factions

But I’d love to get into it dude I think it’s so sick I think it’s so sick it was when you place yeah I know I I have no idea why that happened oh nice oh [ __ ] do you remember who made the video um yeah

No but if you if you look up Warhammer 40K lore the guy who like has all those like really I don’t know how to describe it basically the first guy that shows up where it’s like whatever you know it just works [ __ ] I’m I’m losing my dude I’m actually having like a

[ __ ] dude I definitely have a fever dude I’m unable to keep a [ __ ] regular train of thought dude some I am I am sudden very fatigued very awesome where are you going uh I like to walk Baltimore I have no idea I have no Idea I did it again I [ __ ] did it again I can’t believe it all right we’ll just leave that there drink monsters smoke a cigarette oh dude I need to get back into doing drugs I think that will make me feel better I actually don’t drink I don’t

Drink uh he could have been British dude I really don’t remember that’s what I’m saying like it was so much time stuck with this one [ __ ] dude and I got nowhere look at this crabst I was just walking back to my house but uh where my Wood Go where’ My

Wood Go where’ My Wood Go where’ My Wood Go dude dude are you [ __ ] kidding me I I swear to you I’ve already been here and I have only Walked In One Direction I can guar [ __ ] to you I’ve already been here cuz I specifically remembered this and not taking it I

Remember seeing this and not taking it and be like wow all this [ __ ] sucks I have already slept here I just went in one gigantic [ __ ] Circle Dude dude I must have walked that way there’s no way that I just did that [ __ ] well I feel like making a no

Context of you now cuz this one stream is perfect for dude do it start make a make a channel called Big bra Clips I I’ll promote it you dude you know how you know how [ __ ] successful you would get off of that like if you posted like YouTube

Shorts and [ __ ] and I [ __ ] okay there we go actually I have no idea also that’s free promotion for me so that’s why I’m trying to convince you to do it see I love my I love my fans guys I love you guys so much I love you like my

Kids please give me money please give me your money please give me your money I need it take benad drills dude I need to start taking some [ __ ] benad dril see this see the shadow man will you play Five Nights at Freddy’s if I give you five uh yeah honestly probably

I’d play it I’d play it it wouldn’t be very entertaining though because I’m not going to be screaming I won’t Scream I refuse to uh whatever to get too loud dude actually but it won’t be bad it won’t be it will be relatively entertaining but I’m not going to allow myself to scream most of the times I’ll get scared I’ll go oh dude even that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

Oh my god dude even that put like a pressure inside of my head what else would you do for $5 bill um take a whip it I don’t know I have I don’t know you got to come up with that you’re the one donating I you got to come up with ideas

Dude when I get paid I’m going to pay you $10 to say the most out- of-pocket thing you could say wow that sounds worth that sounds worth it I mean I guess if you want to try to get into 40K there’s a few good channels

I think it was oh l oh L Len ltin may have been the guy ltin may have unironically been the guy and baldemort could have I definitely have watched baldemort but or at least have seen him but ltin I think was the guy that I watched now that you say

That I’ll play Five Nights at Freddy’s for whatever for $5 I’ll also um I’ll also uh play I’ll also do anything that anybody wants as long as they give me $50 guys come on if you have time to watch my live stream you have time you

Have the money to pay $50 come on come on guys just $50 it’s not that big a deal you should definitely play hell let loose I think I have that game I got to install it though oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey crabster with the five baby let’s go hello everybody

My name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy’s an indie horror game that you guys suggested a mass let’s go dude all right well we’re playing FNAF dude we’re [ __ ] playing FNAF we’re playing FNAF I have To dude crabster dude [ __ ] W5 $5 baby I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is dude all right hold up I’m putting you guys on this screen for a second holy [ __ ] he paid dude there going to be more some let’s go dude I dude i’ play Ready

Or Not with you dude I got a I I think I have to install Ready or Not where’s Five Nights at Freddy’s dude if I don’t have five nights at Freddy’s that’s going to be real bad ooh okay actually I don’t think I do I’m going to

Have to buy five dude I have to [ __ ] buy it literally the donation is going to me getting the game the donation is just going to go straight into me getting the game dude no way five days at Freddy’s holy [ __ ] yeah it is $5 I thought I had this game no

Way I thought that I had this game hold up let me check I swear I had this game for so long I don’t have it anymore wow I actually don’t have it anymore do I not have it on my computer at all let me see just before I buy it let me

Check [ __ ] it dude we’re just gonna we [ __ ] it I could I do have sister location crabster do you want to see sister location or do you want to see me get the get the game one get the first game or the second game what game do you

Want to see you paid what game do you want to see dudee there’s definitely a school map on ready or not they would do that [ __ ] first game okay we I’ll get this let’s go dude let’s go Dude I don’t get paid till January I’m I’m [ __ ] making it this that’s an investment dude Ready or Not is copaganda I’ve heard I wouldn’t be surprised but to be honest I don’t even know what whatever I dude it’s already installed on my computer all right we’re just getting

Right into it let’s go dude look at this look at this [ __ ] this bunny look at this [ __ ] dude look at these [ __ ] look at these guys man it’s I think it’s really weird that a lot of people that are into Five Nights at Freddy’s are also into um sexualizing the characters considering

The fact the entire premise is that it’s a animatronic with a dead kid stuck inside of it just just say it just say it oh whoops um how do I fix this hold up hold up this is a five nights this is a Five Nights at Freddy’s moment if I’ve ever seen

One hold on what is I’m just checking this [ __ ] real quick because okay what in the [ __ ] is this what is this [ __ ] [ __ ] this is worse than Hitler I didn’t ever think I’d have to this is your fault crabster this is your fault crabster take all of World War I

World War II [ __ ] 911 the 20year war in the Middle East take all of it put it together and it would not be as bad as what my eyes are seeing right now holy [ __ ] dude Russian people love Five Nights at Freddy’s I’ve noticed Peter Fazbear Peter

Peter oh hold up hold up I’ll fix this no way I [ __ ] it up again oh my God oh [ __ ] all right hold up I got to fix this so it formats correctly okay nice so I’m gonna have to make a new scene what is happening I’m gonna have

To make a new scene hold up I forgot about this [ __ ] I have to make a new [ __ ] scene you guys are not going to hear me for like three seconds hold up okay so this this is a pain in the ass okay how do I [ __ ] fix this um all right hold

On hold on I’ll just I could just add something to here I don’t I don’t have to make a new scene uh let me go game capture game capture uh there we go okay me see all right tell me all right this better work if this [ __ ]

Doesn’t work I’ll be so [ __ ] pissed all right you guys can still hear me you can’t see anything right now though all right will this fix it will this fix it dude okay so this is one of those funny this is one of those funny moments that we all like to talk about

Uh basically basically the game is [ __ ] is was created by oh I’m not okay I’m not gonna say that the game it’s so loud yeah let me fix that for you buddy let me fix that for you this is [ __ ] why does it why is it make why is the

Sources is not in the [ __ ] it there we go oh God oh God oh God oh God the game is very loud I must play that’s the thing I’m going to fix this all right we’re deleting the game capture we’re going to do a little funny

Thing called uh oh wait hold on hold on format where’s format hold up hold up we might fix this we might fix this properties okay nice it doesn’t [ __ ] fix it you should get a webcam I should dude peta peta the animatronics get quirky at night Peta okay so [ __ ] I’m deleting that

Um all right this might fix it this is going to look really [ __ ] for a couple seconds here all right this might fix it if this this might be another this probably won’t work again and I’m going to have to turn that down a lot this might unironically fix

It holy [ __ ] I did that [ __ ] perfectly I did that [ __ ] [ __ ] perfectly Dude tell me I didn’t do that [ __ ] perfectly dude no way tell me is it still loud is it still too loud is it still too loud dude that’s crazy I’m actually I’m actually such a gamer dude there’s a

Continue button but I haven’t oh it’s night one it’s perfect okay new game dude I’m so [ __ ] good dude I’m so [ __ ] good at this [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you see that dude that was insane I did that [ __ ] blind you don’t understand I did that [ __ ] completely blind it looks

A little bit offc Center but trust me dude it’s perfect oh [ __ ] it’s actually not perfect [ __ ] dude it’s not perfect at all dude you can’t hear me hold on wait hold up if I dude if I click out of the game oh [ __ ] if I click out of the game it’s

It’s gonna [ __ ] close it again hello hello I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m not listening to the phone guy I’m not listening to the [ __ ] phone guy dude is it too loud still this is this sucks dude crabster you’ve ruined my stream hello hello five nights at Peters five nights at Peters all

Right Pro some lethal company question mark dude what the Derp dude this is this sucks oh dude it’s [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is this sucks this is called The Waiting simulator this game is older than third graders are today that’s true I’m watching from Romania bro play Sly become dude trust me dude that shit’s you don’t understand how funny that is

Danny trust me you don’t understand how funny that is dude you’ve come in at a bad time you have come in at a I’ve been paid $5 this game would came out in 2014 I think I was paid $5 to play this dude I have to play it not my choice not my

Choice it’s not it’s it’s my my stream my choice look this is what the pros do some [ __ ] like this they do some weird ass [ __ ] like this dude dude when I when I was a kid dude I used to play this game no I used to be obsessed with this

[ __ ] dude my the most important things in my life were the where the uh Game Theory [ __ ] videos the lore on the lore Danny if you donate $50 I’ll play lethal company right now I’ll drop everything I’ll play lethal company all [ __ ] face reveal I’ll give myself a haircut on

Stream dude Game Theory what was that thing where it’s like like like something about it was like about Co like how Mario would have like Dr Mario would have stopped Co it was a [ __ ] game theory video which animatronic is the hottest uh definitely itely definitely toy

Chica all right d we’re not [ __ ] talking about this it’s it’s crazy cuz it’s literally a a a [ __ ] gigantic robot with a dead kit inside of it that is what it is let’s let’s check these cameras out dude look at this what this is like I’ll

Donate 50 50 Ron dude I don’t even know it’s Romanian currency I got to let me check the translation dude of what that is hold on hold on Romanian currency to USD dude it’s that’s 22 cents to the dollar holy [ __ ] oh my God dude your money looks insane holy [ __ ]

Le well if you anthromorph ISE anything it will be anything enough it’ll be hot that is a [ __ ] crazy take oh [ __ ] the bunny look at him look at him look at his [ __ ] look at look at the way he stares at you he’s got that light skin stare I wonder where he

Went oh [ __ ] he’s [ __ ] down the hallway you can’t tear It or Break It yeah dude I heard that about like a ton of European money we can we can break our money we can tear our money up because our government believes the United States government believes that we can always print

More oh [ __ ] he’s moving oh look at his [ __ ] light SK look at how he’s staring at me dude look at how he’s staring at me right now he has he has I’m going be honest he has some some molesty facial expressions this guy looks like he wants

To oh my God that’s even worse this is even worse dude this is this is what you see this is the one [ __ ] single guy that you see outside of the [ __ ] play place when you’re in McDonald’s [ __ ] still there what oh damn you dipping I see you late I’ll see you

Later d good to have you on the stream brother brother he wants you he does want me wing wing nut oh look at this dude this is what I look like after one beer and I’m I’ll drink one beer and I’m thinking about [ __ ] Socrates dude he’s just he’s just [ __ ] singing

I I’m not going to lie dude Foxy’s chill as [ __ ] let’s be honest he’s chill as [ __ ] he didn’t do anything wrong oh [ __ ] that kind of spooked me a little bit that spook me a little bit I’m not going to lie and I’m [ __ ] puppy I’m being [ __ ] puppy

Guarded off the perk for real dude these [ __ ] off some the per assetts and they don’t know what to do with themselves my bad excuse me I can’t help it dude every time I stream I feel like I’m gonna throw up I feel like my body has been spinning at

Um at Mach 11 for 3 days straight he’s still there dude oh my God I’m being [ __ ] I’m being double teamed dude I got drunk as hell when I was like 16 or 17 and rolled golf car on its side dude that’s the best thing to do when you’re when you’re

17 I’m like what the [ __ ] they’re just they’re not leaving me alone watch he’s he’s in the [ __ ] door okay so basically I’m about to get [ __ ] spit roasted is what’s going to happen here I drink a mason jar of well water and rant about human evolution for 45

Minutes dude I don’t think you’re drinking well water I think you’re drinking [ __ ] hospital grade floor cleaner and then hopping on my Discord and just letting your gut spill oh okay you can’t see the time uh it’s 5:00 a.m. wait can you see the time

I have a thing on my oh [ __ ] it’s 5:00 a.m. right now so I’m chilling chica does not give a [ __ ] D look at those eyes dude look at don’t yell don’t scream don’t poop I have 5% we’ll wait we’ll wait I’ll wait we’ll wait yeah baby yeah Baby yeah probably moonshine only ever had it in a mason jar I’ve never had moonshine I don’t think I’m ever gonna have moonshine in my entire life dude I genuinely wonder what that experience would be like I want I’m trying to go down to [ __ ] I’m trying to go down to the

South and just meet some crazy characters dude look at his eyes I’m telling you that you can’t even see it you can’t even see it cuz it’s going off the screen nice wait look look at his [ __ ] eyes dude can you see these look at that [ __ ]

Hello well if you’re hearing this and you may it to date not a give a [ __ ] man that’s [ __ ] Sky C my step brother used to make it dude that’s that’s actually cool it’s like it’s legal to make moonshine oh no it’s no it’s not legal

To make moonshine you can make you can uh you can’t distill anything without a license but you can make Whatchamacallit you can make a you can ferment stuff right you can ferment like a Le there’s a legal amount that you can ferment you can make like wine and [ __ ] I don’t see

Why people don’t do that more often like if you just fermented fruit you could just make your own wine all the time it’s a m wine you can make moonshine but you can’t sell it yeah that makes sense there’s like a limit that you can distill right oh yeah under like three

Gallons oh [ __ ] look at this the bunny’s moving you see the first night is fun because you don’t have to actually really do anything the second night sucks because I’m not good at this game I’ll beat the game I’m G to beat the [ __ ] game Why Not crab I’m not going

To lie if I die more than twice I’ll probably just go make a lunch off please don’t refund please don’t refund please don’t refun what the [ __ ] is that dude that’s what I see every night when I close my eyes before I go to sleep this chica is [ __ ] fat asses in

The kitchen I can’t find there’s the bunny dude what would you I used to think about what I would do uh no you can’t refund once you donate to me it’s stuck forever what would you guys do if you were trapped in this office when I was a

Kid I used to think about hiding under the Desk oh yeah I have a I have a really old video that was like like it was like free roam five nights at heard it was like [ __ ] free roam Five Nights at Freddy’s cuz I already made two free Ro Five Night at Freddy’s videos but there’s a third one that I

Made that I never uploaded but I edited it so yeah all right who who watched my last video who watched my uh who watched my uh last video the she’s chasing me one what what are we thinking what are thoughts on that actually no specifically what are the thoughts on

The uh the intro for my last Le of company video dude I was proud of that I was really proud of that [ __ ] when I made it I thought my the gun update video how was that look at him [ __ ] side eyeing me dude I’m going to get molested I’m going

To get [ __ ] molested good video need to rewatch it I forget the intro the intro was good it was like the one where it was like [ __ ] what what what what was it it was uh it was some classical music 1812 or some [ __ ] like

That it was like 1812 and it was like the one where it’s like the one where it’s like the C what the [ __ ] I’m getting seduced man what the [ __ ] is going on oh dude what is up with this [ __ ] I’m tweaking I’m tweaking dude I’m [ __ ] tweaking what’s Freddy doing oh he’s

Still there I’m so hungry dude the inro is the best part yeah dude oh [ __ ] what does this say don’t touch Freddy don’t hit leave before dark this is dude don’t poop on the floor dude I always thought that when I was a kid that was the literally the funniest [ __ ] I ever saw I thought that was the funniest [ __ ] ever there’s nothing like a good old

Poop okay so chica is doing this the first joke recorded in human history is a fart joke I dud I’m not surprised that’s a that’s a that’s a man of where the [ __ ] did the chicken go dude it’s [ __ ] oh my God he’s sticking his nose out

Dude oh my God holy [ __ ] I’d poop on the floor of this establishment I’d poop in the in the in the pizza dough let it get all mixed in say that it’s uh that it’s [ __ ] Jewish ride hey it’s kosher it’s kosher it’s kosher you like it I

Think you like it it’s kosher it’s got my poop in it I think you’ll like it is it is it I don’t know if this is the right climate to say Jew poo is that bad Jew poo I I do I I if I was Jewish I wouldn’t I wouldn’t think that that

Would be bad to say but I’m also not Jewish i p I personally would defecate on the tile of this floors of this establish [ __ ] I’m I’m I’m not reading out now now I’m just now I’m not reading it out I [ __ ] it up I I personally would

Defecate on the tile of this establishment’s floor there we go dude Fox is poking his [ __ ] nose out he can’t read law dude crabster I’m glad I can’t read cuz you’re always typing in my [ __ ] Discord like a whole ass book whole ass book no you

Have a you have a unironically you have a Manifesto It’s not necessarily any anything substantial but it’s [ __ ] it’s definitely an autobiography [ __ ] dude dude I I accidentally Dude I accidentally put my my camera down it scared me really bad why is he still coming out dude he’s coming out the closet dude

Foxy dude if he comes running down the hallway I am [ __ ] boned like I’m so serious I don’t know how to deal with that quick enough okay well now we wait again what’s the time 500 a.m. I think we’re chilling I got this I could last I could last

Uhoh oh let’s go baby let’s go baby let’s go dude I’m [ __ ] very good at this I’m very good at this game dude oh I just realized dude I I forgot I can’t change the stre the stream title once I’ve made it so I’m just playing Five Nights at

Freddy’s on a Minecraft [ __ ] stream hey it is what it is dude new viewers need to get with the program bro no [ __ ] way I just did that oh my God oh my God no [ __ ] way I just why is csgo in my [ __ ] hand no

Way I just [ __ ] clicked out that’s so annoying all right hold on how do I how do I fix this all right we’re gonna do this this is what we’re gonna do here oh wait anyway I better not take up too much of your time oh look at that and I did it

Perfectly and I did I had an idea if you to toid stuff into a Freddy suit oh I can’t shut the guy up now oh no I I can let’s go baby dude I didn’t realize I still had the game open I thought I closed

It let’s go dude and I fixed it now it’s like way better let’s go dude I’m the [ __ ] I’m probably I’ll be honest I am probably the greatest streamer of Our Generation dead ass dead ass I hope this boosts your ego oh dude I didn’t read that before I

Said that which the best part my uh my [ __ ] fixing the the whatever fixing the stream screen ego dude I’m genuinely trying to get to a point where I’m just [ __ ] just telling people that they they are terrible people if they don’t donate becoming gaining parasocial relationships with all my fans um

[ __ ] scamming people with with uh with [ __ ] rug pole crypto rug poles and doing a whole lot of whippets doing a whole bunch of whippets whippets and moonshine baby whip itss moonshine and a little bit of jupo little bit of jupo dud jupu sound was he [ __ ]

Looking dude Juku sounds like a um a place like a like an actual place or a drug Ajo I gotta stop okay I’m gonna stop saying juuo the country juuo I [ __ ] did it again I [ __ ] did it again oh my God I’m so sorry I so sorry when is the Kuru cannibalism

Stream uh 5 days from now under the first Blood Moon of the Year oh you’re getting closed you’ll going to bloxville why do way take it to bloxville for you chica hello dude that is the derpiest [ __ ] I’ve ever [ __ ] seen oh I can’t wait for con 2024 all right let’s just

[ __ ] let’s just keep it going here dude I think I think Bonnie is aesthetically the scariest one but I I think if in real life if I had to get chased by one or like killed by one I think Chica would be the most terrifying cuz you already know chica smells like [ __ ]

[ __ ] when when podcast stream when stock market investing stream when pipe shotgun tutorial um well you see I don’t do pipe shotgun tutorials but I will do nailbomb tutorials and I will also do uh stock Mark I’ll also do stock market investing uh not financially advice to clarify I will also do

Uh dude I got to do a podcast dude dude we got to do we got putting a podcast together would be so much fun I want to be on a I want to do a podcast so bad cuz then I could just like literally talk for just hours and then no one can

Say anything you’d be the co-host I [ __ ] with that I [ __ ] with that trying to get I’m trying to get on a podcast call it breadcast I got to do that [ __ ] dude I same I got a lot to say dude crabster I feel like you would I feel like you

Would have a lot to say for no particular reason just making an assumption oh dude I got to use the bathroom all right after after this night after this this night I’ll play night four or if I die if I die I’m going to the I’m ending stream I’m going

To the bathroom and I’m making lunch okay and if cuz the [ __ ] monitors hurt my eyes I I’m get crazy ass [ __ ] headache I currently have a fever right so I deserve you know I think I deserve some [ __ ] donations have you guys seen that one

Girl that had like a that had like a manic episode about people not donating to her dude we have dude I’m be honest like if we genuinely need like like were to make a podcast like oh my God look at that [ __ ] scary creepy ass [ __ ] dude if we made a

Podcast like I like we would have so many topics we would have so many topics it’s not even funny like and people like genuinely would think that we’re all heavily [ __ ] schiz schizophrenic that’s a lie you’re just going to go on Roll 34 FNAF you’re not wrong you’re not wrong oh

[ __ ] how do you have the hours to watch My Stream but not $5 dude the craziest part is she says listen if you have enough time if you have enough time to or if you have enough time to watch My Stream and you don’t have enough to

Donate $5 you should be out getting money like that was [ __ ] crazy that was crazy and then she had some manic episode about how we need to come together as humans and chase our dreams what the [ __ ] dude oh my God that’s Crazy hey big bro you’re my favorite streamer oh thanks man thanks Jason Daffodil oh my God this guy’s not going away is the best part I think dude I think he’s in the office I’m so serious I think he’s in the office dude dude Freddy’s in the [ __ ] office I know he’s in the office dude

Dos on mg toes I have no idea I have no idea I dude he’s got to be in the [ __ ] office dude oh my God every time I put this [ __ ] down I get terrified all right well it’s 5:00 a.m. so what the [ __ ] we’re just waiting

Dude I don’t know if I leave this open lmen going their own way basically in cell concentrate dude isn’t that like [ __ ] whatever fresh and fit dude I’ll never get behind the [ __ ] I’ll never get behind whatever like I’ll never get behind the [ __ ] like Andre Tate red until [ __ ] fresh and fit

Sneo [ __ ] and I’ll never get behind the [ __ ] whatch youall it okay never mind oh God going to get molested oh [ __ ] I think we win this one let’s go let’s go baby let’s go I’ve been spared my bungus has been spared one more night dude I’m about to beat the

Game I’m literally about to beat the [ __ ] game like how like I’m doing unbelievably well oh [ __ ] I’m on [ __ ] night for dude I remember this kid in my in my lit in film class uh a while ago was uh was playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in class and he beat night four

Or no he beat night five whatever while I while I was sitting next to him it was very funny oh [ __ ] they’re going quick now dude oh no oh no I think I only check foxy right is that what it is if I streamed what should I what should I

Stream uh dude I have no idea to be honest I don’t even know what to stream I was hesitant to uh to I the only reason I asked you guys what if you were cool with the Minecraft stream is because I was like [ __ ] dude I don’t

Even know if people want to see that that’s the thing dude I’m trying to be like I want to make I want to make content that I want to make but it sucks that the only [ __ ] that does well is lethal company but I don’t care dude I’m

Getting compared to like a year ago dude I’m getting at dude hundreds of views per video is [ __ ] cool with me hundreds to thousands of views per video kids these days are going deranged in class we need to reform immediately B Be edging making sandwiches smoking meth and

Healing heling what the [ __ ] heling a DOL oh hailing adol yeah they do be doing that I don’t care what you’re streaming I just need my daily big bro I would watch you no matter what game you play I think might dude thank you man in armor wing nut you my

Homies thank you very much thank you very much I think I might stream the hunter after you’re done streaming what’s the hunter oh Hunter call of wild is that what it is is that the game I detend to damn thank you thank you Nelly thank you Nelly I do appreciate the kind words

That’s the thing dude let’s [ __ ] that [ __ ] bro it’s your commentary I like the game is Just dude I I genuinely appreciate that I actually makes really happy to hear that’s the thing dude I don’t need like unironically I genuinely am very very happy that that all of you guys watch my

Videos like I haven’t been streaming recently but that’s just because I’ve been sick like I’m still I still feel like [ __ ] [ __ ] I don’t feel any better but it is um whatever if 10 people watch my video but it’s all you guys and the [ __ ] that

You say like the kind words that you give that’s better than like a 10,000 people who are like dream STS you know what I’m saying like I’d rather have the small community of you guys that I do have instead of having some [ __ ] Community that’s like massive like dream you know what I’m

Saying yeah [ __ ] you might get in here we do have a good ecosystem going what do I think I have I don’t know I’m getting blood work done on Tuesday but but that’s the thing I’m not like congested I woke up pretty congested but I’m just like I am just so

[ __ ] nauseous I have a crazy headache I’m nauseous I have a fever I’m [ __ ] I’m like I’m sweating right now I’m just trying to make some food as all the thing is dude is like my stomach hurts but like stream your blood work dude I been I want to IRL stream I actually

Do but like I feel like I need to be bigger to be doing that you know what I’m saying mhm by the way if you have the opportunity never work in a warehouse I I don’t plan to I don’t plan to dude if I’m getting a job it’s going

To be it is going to be a trade though but it’s going to be more of a spe like a a skillful trade less of just a labor job hopefully obviously hopefully n just because not eating not eating because nauseous shaking my head it’s over dude that’s literally what I’ve

Been talking about it’s j I still don’t know what the [ __ ] it’s jover means I saw it I I’ve seen it before and I hear people saying it but I just don’t even know where it comes from dude the worst part is I have a [ __ ] fever that’s what sucks or at

Least I feel like I have a fever I feel so tired trying to get a new job at the local guitar shop but they’re never hiring dude that’s dubs getting a job at a guitar shop sounds like or like a record shop just sounds so chill I do HVAC

Dude I bet you get paid hella right you have to get paid H if you work uh whatever cuz I heard that that’s really a a good a good line of work to go into people sleep on the trades especially in my town dude people disrespect trades

Like they think that you’re like a bum if you go into trades and you don’t go to college but it’s like [ __ ] it dude I don’t care I’m not judging anybody for going to college they want to do that [ __ ] that’s cool they have the money to do that I

Don’t and also I don’t want to whatever I don’t want to spend hella money to do more of something that I already don’t like doing you know what I’m saying I don’t like school at all and I don’t I don’t put effort into school like I’m

Not like a dumbass but I don’t put the effort into school to do like to hit honor roll I’m also in a school for Gunsmithing but they don’t really teach gun Gunsmithing what what the [ __ ] you even oh my God holy [ __ ] that my [ __ ] jump back

In my chair that hurts so bad oh my God my [ __ ] head dude hurts so bad that hurts so bad dude dude that’s what I feel like right now my [ __ ] eyes is popping out of my skull gun it PS really well all right hold on all right we’ll give it one more

Try it it pays really well I haven’t done school yet though so I don’t make crazy money like I could be dude that’s that’s fine that’s the thing trade school is something that I could do but normal school it’s like I don’t put I’ve never I have never

Put effort into school dude and I made honor roll up until 8th grade it took me to eighth grade to not hit honor roll and I never once like put effort in cuz cuz I have a good memory is the thing I have a good memory and then I

[ __ ] just completely dropped off when it came to when it came to trying I still I still keep up decent grades I don’t like flunk out of [ __ ] and I don’t like I I don’t make like excuses like oh school is just like this [ __ ] it’s this the it’s the [ __ ]

System that’s making me not do well it’s like I’m just not I’m just not like a school kind of guy you know what I’m saying it’s not the fault of my teachers it’s just the fault of the fact that you know there’s just no motivation behind it and I have opportunities to make

Money I have I have so many opportunities to make money um like it like a a a serious salary and like I could live off of it type [ __ ] that it’s um it’s just not really a worry whether or not like as long as I can get my

Diploma I’m on track for graduation as long as I get my diploma I’m chilling I have a lot of absences I can’t lie but I’ve also been very sick recently but I have a doctor’s note I have a doctor’s note and she left ambiguous she left it like open-ended she said that she’s

Going to leave it open-ended for me so I can just [ __ ] not have to not have to what you not have to [ __ ] go through the [ __ ] of them being like oh you were you only got cleared for these days even though you were sick on every single one of these

Days I don’t see why they want sick people at school dude I just don’t get it that’s the thing dude American workaholic culture [ __ ] work yourself to death and if you don’t do it you’re a B yeah dude I I have trouble with homework too you’re very hesitant to try any

Postsecondary cuz you hat school that’s the thing when it comes to trade school though I think you’ll be fine right cuz as long as like the thing is you got to there’s a motivation behind it right like you’re trying to make money and you’re like Whatchamacallit you’re trying to make

Money or you’re go like like it’s it’s more for a reason like you’re not like you’re not going to school for just so that you could like have the opportunity to get work you’re going to school because you’re ensure work you know what I’m saying if that makes you feel like

Better about it so it’s like it should just be something where it’s like oh I could get this done that’s the thing I have no problem getting a job that like a trade job that like I I’m not really passionate about so that I could have a

[ __ ] decent salary to live off of and pursue the things I want to do you know what I’m saying I got in trouble at work because I was sick for a week and called off for the entire week I think I had RSV dude that’s rid that’s what’s ridiculous dude it’s

Like it’s just [ __ ] I and I hate when people say the real world cuz it’s like dude the real world is [ __ ] ran by war criminals and pedophiles dude if I don’t fit into the real world or if I don’t have live up to the standard of

The real world I’m not that bothered you know what I’m saying like in the real world in the real world you’re you’ll get fired and it’s like dude like that [ __ ] just that’s awful that’s just bad you know what I’m saying I’d rather like I I’m okay with the idea like if

There’s an apocalypse dude I’m okay with the idea of dying I’d rather die than live in an apocalypse you know I’m not like a doomsday prepper cuz I don’t want to die in an apoc I don’t want to live through the [ __ ] Walking Dead The

Last of Us or some little [ __ ] dude if I woke up and I heard the [ __ ] the volatile from uh from uh dead by daylight dude or dead what was it Not Dead by daylight [ __ ] whatever that one game is holy [ __ ] that’s the thing they say it like

It’s like like it’s like you’re in the wrong if you have a problem with that and then it’s like oh well that’s just how the world is like get used to it you know what I’m saying that’s how the like I’m not I’m not saying that it’s like oh

They should make an exception for me or that I can’t handle that it’s just like I’m allowed to not be very happy with it you know what I’m saying I’m allowed to focus I’m because the thing is I have the ability to go into lines of work

That are a bit more flexible in terms of like what I’m able to do literally YouTube as a prime example I’m given this opportunity to make a ton of money off of playing video games and making videos you know what I’m saying but the amount of people that kind of scoff at that

Idea you know what I’m saying they kind of scoff at that idea [ __ ] I’m lucky to work for family so I don’t have to worry about taking sickness yeah dude that is nice my Boomers like my house in the a80s cost $50 but you’re just me yeah dude that’s the thing [ __ ] Boomers

Boomers had it so like I know that it’s like older people love to talk about like uh people are so soft today but when you think about it like they grew up in the in the Golden Age of America like they had it the easiest like like I

Get it like in terms of like maybe treatment like yeah maybe your parents were more likely to hit you and you had to work at a younger age right but I can’t go work on the [ __ ] I can’t go work in the coal mines you know what I’m

Saying I can’t go work at a corner store getting paid under the table that’s that’s not a thing anymore or it’s barely a thing anymore you know what I’m saying like we are we’re in like the worst the worst state the country’s been and it’s constantly going down

Everything is getting worse and worse and worse in our world right it isn’t is the the the value of a college degree compared to the price of living or the average salary compared to the cost of living are just there’s such a large gap between that for most of the country you

Know what I’m saying over 100 million Americans are homeless then the other and another like 50 million and that’s a third of the country and another 50 million which gets up to half the country are in poverty probably more than 50 million because that’s an old ass [ __ ] statistic and it is getting

Worse cuz Twitter it’s like all I get like you guys had like the thing is these are people that they they didn’t have a war it’s just weird it’s kind of like they take credit for all of the struggles the people that came came before them right

They’re like oh back in the day [ __ ] this [ __ ] and that [ __ ] the only [ __ ] that the Boomers did was Jim Crow laws that’s the only [ __ ] the Boomers that you they they set our country or they Set the World by very very terrible uh business practices they’ve

Made the world a much worse place and even in terms of [ __ ] economically in terms of um environmentally they put us oh my [ __ ] god they put us on a yeah this Minecraft oh what’s up Chris I forgot to CH I can’t change the title dude dude they put us on a downward

Spiral on a downward tread and they continue to make things worse by the [ __ ] like CU dude Boomers if you look at [ __ ] Facebook their politics like dude they are so brainwash they are so they are so absolutely [ __ ] brainwashed all right I’m [ __ ] Whatchamacallit I’m going to use the the

Bathroom I’m going to use uh use the bathroom and end stream in a minute because I’m going to go make a sandwich this has been a good stream oh no [ __ ] way that’s that’s s that sucks that actually sucks that actually [ __ ] sucks what’s up the unpredictability

Item I feel really bad for Chris and the unpredictability item because you guys just joined I do feel bad [ __ ] all right that’s the thing though dude I know I know dude I’m sorry I’m sorry dude I should be I if you join the Discord I usually put it put them out

The unpredictability item dude please update me at join the Discord and please I’ll make I’ll put a new link for you guys all right yeah and dude I’ll whatever I will uh I will play your mod dude you got to update me on your mod Nessie I’ll watch your stream is it

On your channel Nessie or on Twitch or something ah dude I feel bad Chris I I’ll stream again tonight I’ll stream again tonight I’ll stream again tonight for everybody that didn’t get to see it now and I’ll post it I’ll post it so you guys see it I’ll make sure I’ll do that

Tell me what games you want me to play later in the uh Discord anyway I was going on a [ __ ] rant dude I was going on a lot of rants I was going on a lot of rants today holy [ __ ] you guys missed out you guys missed the ride

I was talking about a lot of [ __ ] no but okay to I have to get this out my main my main point my main point is that I have no problem with struggle in life I just don’t like the fact I just don’t like the fact that

It’s a generation of people that didn’t really have to go go through anything right they they had it the easiest in comparison to every other generation that that’s after them right and they caused a lot of the problems that [ __ ] you know people in my generation complain about and uh and

Just because the world is getting softer anytime you’re upset with anything or pissed off about anything in the world now it’s oh you guys are just such [ __ ] snowflakes you know it’s like it’s like these are the types of people they call you a snowflake but then if you [ __ ]

Tell them they need to wear a mask in a supermarket they will shoot the place up anyway I’m going to stop I’m going to stop [ __ ] ranting I’m going to stop I got to I got to go make some food they had the cold they had the Cold

War and being told every day there was no tomorrow dude that’s a I just don’t [ __ ] that I don’t [ __ ] with whatever oh yeah mostly Twitter I hate yeah I was talking about [ __ ] Twitter Dude maybe you’ll get the maybe you’ll get the probably during Christmas to get the trailer out I [ __ ] with that dude I will check that do you know there will be sandwiches in worthless company I don’t even know what that I don’t even know what that [ __ ]

Means dude please make the [ __ ] heavy please add the heavy into it and go sandwich sandic I don’t think anyone should have to wear a mask though I don’t I don’t really care about the mask politics I don’t care about the like I’m not going to I’m not talking about like

Whether or not I am like cuz I there’s people that are acting like cuz let’s be honest it came out that the masks actually don’t [ __ ] it they don’t stop you from spreading [ __ ] or no or was it they don’t stop you from spreading [ __ ] or they don’t stop you

From uh from getting [ __ ] I don’t remember it was like the masks came out to just be like really I mean effective definitely effective but it was more just like I think there was a lot of fear-mongering at the beginning of the thing is is 90% of the deaths from Co

Were people who pretty much all the deaths were people who are really old or people who already had immune deficiencies right so then the problem I had with the whole mask thing is people were turning into this whole you’re putting my health at risk you’re putting my children’s lives at risk you know

What I’m saying they stop the spreading yeah that’s the thing I think the masks are a good idea I don’t think it’s like a big deal right to wear a mask I just think it’s like when they kind of turned it into this whole [ __ ] bull well the

Two things I think about is when they turned it into this whole like thing where it’s like if you don’t wear a mask you’re sentencing children to death right I thought that was like really [ __ ] that’s that’s really bad faith you know what I’m saying to say some

[ __ ] like that and also um and turn it into like this big moral debate and it’s fear mongering and [ __ ] and it ra it just further radicalizes people but then the uh yeah when they made it political is when it became a problem the but my point is is that it’s really weird

Though that these people constantly call everyone else uh whatever they constantly call everyone else snowflakes anytime they do some [ __ ] that pisses somebody off or whatever it might even if it’s like the person is being a snowflake but the moment that anyone brings up an opinion they don’t agree

With right or the moment like some kid is gay right or that they have to wear a mask at a supermarket they [ __ ] lose it they lose they can’t handle it you know what I’m saying anytime their Twitter space is invaded by someone who has a slightly different or not Twitter

Facebook [ __ ] space is invaded by anyone that has a slightly different opinion you know what I’m saying just they just cannot [ __ ] take that [ __ ] which is why I kind of don’t [ __ ] with Shan Strickland anymore but anyway all right this could be good on podcast right now you’re wasting good

Discussion I know dude I’m trying to I want to get people on on a podcast like people that have like actual like I don’t know just like weird things to say I want to get [ __ ] conspiracy theorists hon a podcast or like uh crypted people that are into talk I want

To get into a long discussion about crypted with like wendon that would be so fun people were arguing how they should teach Arabic numbers in school on Facebook it’s like I don’t even know what the [ __ ] the point of that is I’m right here I’m right

Here crabster Nessie you will both be on it dude we should totally start podcast I’d be so down that would be so much fun oh a new mechanics that’s going to change the whole game dude I don’t even know what that could be D dude unpredictability items I’m not going to

Lie you’re hyping this [ __ ] up like crazy the dead can speak to the living oh okay that’s what’s going to be oh like ghosts and [ __ ] that would be crazy dude I’m predictability this is about this actually sounds like the like the craziest mod I’ve ever heard of from

What you’ve told me no pressure but that [ __ ] sounds ridiculous not and like not ridiculous in a bad way but like ridiculous in like a like a the [ __ ] that’ll be going on you’d be the number one viewer I would be H I would happily be on it that’s good that’s

Good what’s the catch now I have to know what the catch is before I end that’s the thing the dead the dead being dead adds an element of just like to me it makes it funny it makes it funny cuz it’s like whatever [ __ ] what what like oh my

God you hear someone going oh [ __ ] I’m dying and they’re just gone and then you never hear from them again until you spawn back in oh message from crabster I don’t like old people I feel like we need to take them off life support sooner huh it’s very

Interesting that seems like a reasonable belief dude I’m telling you every time I open my [ __ ] phone I see some ridic I see just see some crazy [ __ ] some crazy [ __ ] dude crab does have some crab does have some awful takes crab crab is like like he’s like a factory and he’s churning

Them out he has the assembly line of bad takes their voice can be slightly lower and reverbed they will be able to spawn back a ghost and spectate the map without being on that’s cool I think that’s cool I think that could be really funny you should make it that um that

Their voices like are like they like cut in and out in like a a like a smooth way so it’s like you’re a ghost and you can try to like help your friends out but it’s like a real a huge pain in the ass to do it and like they can’t see

You but that could also [ __ ] with uh just if there’s like a 30 person Lobby and everyone’s a ghost going just screaming into their [ __ ] mics that [ __ ] would be really bad dude we got to we got to Nessie you have to debate crab bait crabster that’ be hilarious on just

[ __ ] on just complete [ __ ] what’s what what is it what’s the other thing I’ll guess I’ll guess I’ll guess what I’ll guess What if the ghost touches someone living they they will die wow that [ __ ] would be [ __ ] really annoying that [ __ ] I can’t lie but only one ghost will do it at a time that [ __ ] dude that [ __ ] would be so bad I already know cuz I would just be [ __ ] flying

Around I would just be flying in circles around groups of people just laying everyone out only one ghost will do this at a time oh okay so it’s like so like evil ghost all right I got to take a piss really bad that that that mod sounds cool I’m

Ready to hear more about it I don’t sound very enthusiastic but it is because I feel like I’m [ __ ] dying I feel like I’m in the iron lung um but yeah so I’m I hope everybody enjoyed the stream very much oh dude dude Ouija board item that

Would be crazy that’ actually make that so sick look at this oh [ __ ] dude he’s getting pissed he’s [ __ ] He’s Restless dude he doesn’t like when I leave him on stream too much he doesn’t like when I [ __ ] put him on he doesn’t like when I leave him on the Screen all right that was perfectly centered and I just [ __ ] it up all right yeah dude no stream stream a [ __ ] Discord call stream a Discord call and we’ll have a debate about some just stupid [ __ ] all right I’m I’m leaving thank you guys for watching good night or not good

Night I might stream later unless you stream Nessie then then uh then I’ll be in that I will definitely be in that that’ll be hilarious idea all right later