Ultimate Yandere Camping Trip – Minecraft Roleplay

Okay Snuggle muffins I believe that this plan is going to work I’m going to finally bring my friend group back together and it’s all going to work out just peachy it’s all going to work trust me snuggle muffins this is this is the plan this is how it’s all going to come

Together okay so here’s here’s owl’s house I’m going to convince her uh H she’s left the she’s left the door open um owl owl I’m just I just walk right in here is can I just do that hello I’m looking for you I oh there she is hi Al

What are you doing in my house well I wanted to see you you’re my good friend and look at the little get up we not friends anymore we are friends look at the get up yes ow what’s up with your is that a raincoat it well it’s kind of

Like a raincoat it is a camping outfit because I think that we can all go camping together to fix our friendship is it’s not the best idea you’ve ever heard of I I don’t know Sam my dad doesn’t want want me around you guys though and but he doesn’t have to know

He doesn’t have to know he doesn’t have to know but kumman still hates me well we that’s why we’re bringing you with us cuz we’re going to fix it so come with come on we’re going to fix the Friendship this is going to work out

It’s just going to it trust me I have it all planned out I’ve been constructing this idea in my head with my with my pal snuggle muffins why are you taking so come on we we want to go we want to fix the wa let me I was locking I was

Locking a gate give me a second hop in okay hop in hop in it’s going to work out trust me it’s all going to come together I’ve come up with the best plan all my plans they never fail besides the times when they do fail but this time it

Trust me it will not fail okay I have my coordinates here I have a little GPS attached to cool and I’m able to figure out where he is at all times he is currently here in the um in the looks like the cafeteria area there he is how

Are you able to track him I just said it I put I put little um little tracking device a little GPS inside of his head so that he can never well you have one too I’ll never wait what okay we don’t need to think about these things we don’t need

To think about these things let’s go and we’re going to try to well actually I don’t think he wants to see your rotten face so I’m going to have you sit outside and I’m going to try to convince him to come with us and we’re going to

Surprise him okay this is the best play face is not well that’s what he thinks that’s not what I think I love it okay so you just wait out there okay okay okay I’m going to go talk to kolit kolit I found you hey hey Sam hi just eating

This yummy parfait ooh that does look like a yummy parfait may I join you want a bite I would like a bite can you feed it to me here here here here open wide here come to airplane the spoon you pushed it too hard inside my mouth k i

Sorry Jes Christ you can’t be thinking of I was you know I come here to clear my head about things yeah yeah and you know I just started thinking about ow and it just makes me so angry oh that you you got some issues I

Have an idea for us to to to let you calm down cuz I know the whole owl incident really upset you so I got the perfect plan to calm you down let’s go camping oh like a Bros camp trip just of us yes yes fantastic that sounds awesome

All right fine go well I don’t have any camping attire you know I will purchase it for you I have Moola right here and I will there’s there’s a whole I’ve actually set this entire ordeal up this whole shindig and we’re going to go camping and um we’re going to fix our

Relationship problems yay what what is Owl doing here she’s part of the camping trip that’s what I said I thought it was a I thought it was a Bros camping trip she’s a she she’s a dude too she can she can be a guy home she

Was I’m making this work okay you guys you know what just because that was such a good joke I’ll allow it you good job with the jokes owl you’re so funny with the jokes ow I still don’t like you cuz you my girlfriend cheated on me with you

And it hurt that was really messed up owl I’m going to be honest yeah ow heck so let’s all go to the camping trip together it’s going to be great I love your little tail comment I want to pull it I want to just pull your little tail

No don’t do it I want to play with it I’m sensitive okay you guys that was a long journey it was very quiet you two didn’t really say much and it made a very awkward car right over here um just uh get us to the Campground yes so here

We are we’re at the campground look at this place look at okay it doesn’t look like the car can really go off road so we’re going to have to jump out there and look at this come on owl let’s let’s get the excitement your spirits need to

Be up matuma National Park is that what it’s called I think so Matsu Hama you you probably are suffering from a severe case of Dyslexia yeah and amnesia and Amnesia owl are you excited yeah I guess why you sound so disappointed I’m trying to fix everything let’s have a good time let’s

Have a good time okay okay here we are look at this place look at all the wonderful cool things that we can do look there’s a there’s like a a camping bar yeah there’s a bar there I don’t think we can do that cop at the bar uh

Speak for yourself no cools cools you you can you no underage drinking okay Camp resources Booth so this is where we’re going to go to get the camp resources hello you have just stood on top of the desk I have uh the monies hello there welcome to uh Matsu Hama

Sakura Grove campgrounds I am camp counselor knives that’s a weird name uh your local Fox wolf human hybrid amazing it’s very nice to meet you I hope you enjoy your stay well I have a reservation I have planned this week’s in advance um so uh here to di yeah can you give us

The supplies we also need camping outfits so if you could give us the well I already have my camping outfit owl and KET both need their camping outfit so please dispense of the materials ooh that one’s for you owl I have purchased this and that one’s for me I I don’t I

Don’t like this weird looking dog get get all of your okay all of your stuff should but I like itest you don’t like the dog oh yeah it is a dog person it’s a dog it’s a dog it’s a dog I’ve already paid the money I’ve already

Paid the money look at all look at all the all the uh you know there’s like some cows look at that hey that’s pretty neat look at that oh my God he’s got a sword I think he’s going to slaughter the cows oh God that’s welcome to you

Know welcome to just like owl sh shattered our relationship yeah okay welcome to the camp okay here we go um you guys should get dressed somewhere go into the supply gear tent area I’m go in the gift shop go go get dressed in the gift shop hopefully no one goes into the

Gift shop and watch hopefully no one does you dressing you guys are both dressing I’ll sit out here while you guys are both uh dressing I’ll just sit patiently and wait for my good friends look it’s all coming together we’re fixing everything yay we’re fixing it isn’t this great

Snuggle muffins oh yes Sam you’ve done a wonderful job you’re fixing the relationship and now nothing has to go to anymore look at your outfits look at these what do you think oh they’re wonderful owl what do you think of your outfit she’s not responding oh give us

10 out of 10 what do you think oh my God I got that my my flannels pink yes I I stole I stole your clothes and dyed them pink this is cool one’s clothes but I dyed them pink no put it back on I made it just

For you I made it just for you I made it just for you come with us okay let’s come over here you guys we are going to get uh a camp counselor traveler person to walk us through and then we’re going to go camping look at

All this look look at the lovely sights and everything doesn’t this just like fix all of your mental problems no oh not really how does this not just a fresh air and everything okay hello we are here I have a reservation you are supposed to be our camp counselor

Christopher and you supposed to bring us let me check yes my name is Sam I should be on the list Sam bing bing how do you Sam you adult you should probably not be insulting him what are you you guys are looking both different ways look at the cool like

Like uh you know map these are all the cool places that we can go to so were there wow that is really big and there’s like a whole town up that way then there’s a big campsite over there and then we can cross a lot of trails yeah

This it’s going to be great it’s going to be an whole Awesome Adventure we’ve got a lot of look really fun okay so uh do you have everything ready camp counselor we are ready to go bring us on our journey bring us bring us uh yes we have our tents it should be

All be in this chest so bring us to the adventure go adventure adventure await yay he’s bringing us look at this so we get to go camping get the fresh air do you hear the birds chirping ow can probably ow you can probably all say

Help me help me help me I’m trapped here oh interesting that you would yeah she’s part bird speaks Birds she’ be able to know what they’re saying um she’s probably the only one who can interpret what the birds are saying look at other people are are camping as well there’s pom hi

Pom got red eyes I don’t want to I don’t want to have that discussion right now oh yeah you pom you got shot in the chest by kulit that’s not is that Kit’s the one who shot you in the chest do you not remember how would you not remember

This yes Sam can I talk to you over here for a second yes kit can I talk to you over here for this yes yes yes yes yes yes dude what the heck that’s the x that she look they’re frizingaz already well that’s what happens I don’t know look at them

Giggling and and doing together I’m so angry that’s my ex bro that’s the one that cheated on me with owl oh well sucks to suck I guess let’s continue forward I don’t know what to freaking do about what do you want me to do look at all these people lots of

People are camping and stuff um look at this there’s like there’s like fishing and people are in little tents and whatnot and they’re scaming and crawling around it’s wonderful what’s the what’s going on with that one what’s going on with which with what one there’s like

Four of them uh the one laying on the ground without an an eye looks like an eye was pulled out of socket hey guys how’s it going we’re doing good we’re just we’re just going on our little camping trip we’ve got my little my little Trio group here and

We’re going camping are it looks like everyone’s gone camping recently are you having a swell time yeah it’s super fun this this is my new friend Bunny and chaos very lovely amazing well we’ll see you guys around we have to get to our campsite which way to the campsite councelor counselor

Christopher ooh look at these look that’s a big Hefty tent right there everyone yeah everyone camping yeah everyone’s gone camping oh what’s going on over there what okay so is this is this our campsite is this where we’re supposed to be making our tents show off

Wow look at that there’s a big watch Tower up there this is your campsite cool so wow right there yeah look at that it’s such a big field it is very big so this is where we’re going to build our oh yes so look so drop your chest

And then you can get all of the materials and you can build your own tent so we will all be building our own tents well this is where I’m building my tent you just put your chest where I’m going to be building my tent I guess I’ll build over here okay underneath

Gobus underneath the gobus we’re all going to make our tents what was the counselor saying but do not enter that cave what cave you have not pointed to any cave my good sir up here oh that cave over there why not some kind of a

Cave has a bear in it oh oh we’re awfully close to the bear that good be sleeping near a cave yeah I mean that sounds like a bad idea well this is this is what it’s like to be on the outdoors okay this is this is the camping life so make your little

Tents everyone I’m working on it make your little tent oh you’re really you’re really going all out in your little tent I am I’m going to tent it up tent this up let’s go ow that’s that’s really distracting could you could you not she’s just humming a little tunb

Yeah and it’s very it’s very annoying I’m not the best at building but I will try my very best I’m not very good either here we go here we go look at that I’m doing it look at that I’ve got my little tent and everything yay but I give it to what is

He he’s still yammered what are you talking about I’ve been building my tent this whole time what is what is he giving me oh an emergency guide oh dudes that’s good you can wander on the trail you can fish knots do not eat anything you find avoid mushrooms berries

Flowers wait which mushrooms and berries and flowers are dangerous I guess there’s no without trying them okay he not giving us any specific details whatsoever uh I think I have my tent wow my tent is very goofy looking all I’m going to block it out over here

Bye counselor it was nice talking with you there we go okay well back to your thing there we go we got a little tent here ooh I’m almost done with mine Yeah that looks pretty good yeah I do say so myself look at that look at that okay so we have our tents and everything and we have it all set up now what we can do is if we want we can start exploring I have some maps here that we

Can take that are going to show us where we are and where we can be going in the in the specific Trails so let me see here this Sam what do you think of my tent this is the map for the trails let’s see ooh lovely wow you actually did a really good

Job my hey Sam what do you think of my tent this is equally as lovely you guys have both made lovely tents and we have a fireplace and everything little small yeah this is pretty mine’s the best mine’s big and boisterous and like a little Eglo I made a

Little big what’s holding this up I don’t know it’s very flimsy little little rods inside little rods okay so which way do we want to go we can go that direction which there’s a nice Trail that away we can also go this direction pretty crowded yeah should we

Go the other direction should we go over here yeah maybe we should get some clusivity yes well we can take this Trail if you would like um look at that look at this nice little tra that looks cool and we can get some uh little we

Can get some wood and stuff like that and and bring some stuff for the campfire look at this what does this say what does this say warning possible venomous mushrooms ahead oh wait did we guys read the guide I think it said that you can eat some of the

Mushrooms in case you eat mushrooms stay stay calm you will need to either go to the Watchtower so we can give you supplies or you will need make a position yourself so should you try a mushroom kumit uh how about owl you try it well

Owl no thank you she just says nothing K you have nine lives so if you do die you’ll just come right back so we don’t have anything to worry about I’m not wasting one of my lives on a camping trip actually I have I have I have eight

Left you have eight left did when did you lose one recently I can’t quite remember oh when you lose a life you probably forget what happens maybe that could be it fizzy hi you should try one of these mushrooms yeah try one of the mushrooms

Fizzy I don’t know why not I I that brown one looking scrumptious it’s looking very we actually spoke to the counselor and the counselor said that the mushrooms are completely edible and they are totally fine yeah take a bite of one fizzy give us a nibble uh I’ll

Try this brown one okay that’s a great idea take a little bite of it t that’s a great idea let’s see what happens how is it tastes kind of dirty that well it’s probably probably because it was in the dirt it was in the ground yeah that’s probably what happens feeling

Sensations not really any different nothing okay well it looks like they’re safe I thought it was a little anticlimactic I thought something was going to happen nothing nothing Ur wow look at this this is it’s got like little spikes out front of this area that smells good ooh ooh look

At this I don’t know look at this area oh there’s a little bathtub and everything get away from that Sam it’s gross oh there’s a Hermit Hank Sho scram oh this he’s mad he’s mad go go go we’re running we’re running we’re running we’re running we’re running I’m running

I’m running I’m running I’m running I’m running I’m running cool man I oh we’re we’re lost we’re lost we we’ve lost the trail where we uh We’ve we we’ve gone off the trail you guys we’ve gone off the trail this is not good there was a

Hermit in the woods and now we’re off the trail how do we get back on the trail this was your idea bring us back to the trail he was attacking us man what do you want from me I’m trying to find our way back to the trail okay here

I found our way back the trail that was very close hello hey shy hey shy you having a good time so okay let’s continue through the little Trail have we collected any wood for our uh camping fire no we hav we should get some wood

For the campfire no do you have an axe we could chop I don’t have an axe we should probably maybe get the materials from the uh Tower did they say that they would have materials at the tower yeah they said there was stuff in the tower

Okay well we can head to the Tower and we can get the materials and then we can um we can uh make enough wood for a campfire so let’s go this way that was a nice little a nice little track there was uh fun little experiences what the

Heck is this wait wait what what there a weird stick in my tent someone put a stick in your tent what the heck jacuzzi here I didn’t do it I was did you do this someone stuck did you put a stick in my tent someone

Stuck us I couldn’t done that if I was with you guys I did yeah but you were always jealous of how cool my tent was jeez you take everything from me the goo D the goo guy the goo guy put a stick in your tent oh what the get that out of

Here can’t you see we’re trying to have a nice camping experience I’m fine it’s this toilet I will get it get it out of here get it out get it out an alteration this is a self-defense situation I’m not good with this thing I’m not

Good with this thing shot a lady in the chest before you better run damn it it why are we here come on you’re getting yourself stressed out you’re getting yourself stressed out we need to be calm the whole point of going on a camping trip is to be calm to relax have

A nice Carefree time and you’re getting yourself all worked up okay well at least we can go fishing that might you know calm you down and make you feel better and look there’s a nice little path over here that we can bounce on through and we can go fishing cool and

You love and owl’s just going to fly up there bye you you you’re just she’s just flying above us cuz she’s a bird fly well well Coit you like fish so you know we can go fishing was that will that make you feel better yeah I don’t really

Like water and but how you going get in there I can pounce on it ready oh look look look there’s some fish they’re throwing some dead fish I’m going I’m going to go get it I’m going to go get it ready ready here we

Go oh oh my God you’re going to get all wax why this is oh my God ow will save him save him there’s a fly in there fly in there and save him fly in there and save him and I’m fine there we go you

Know owl is a bird of prey she would be able to swoop in with her little Claws and grab fish for us yeah but I already got one I got you fish then look here have one feed it to me there you go oh you threw it into the water well uh owl

Dived oh wow yeah that’s literally her thing cuz she’s an owl so she can give you yourish thank you okay let’s continue let’s continue over here cuz we wanted to go to the um the Watchtower I believe the counselor said that we can go to the Watchtower if we ever need

Supplies I.E uh an axe to be able to chop the wood so let’s go up here we’ve got our fish look at this isn’t it nice walking through everything like this look at wow look at that that’s pretty cool let’s climb up massive is the counselor up here oh yeah Al fly up

There we’re talking to Lighty were you guys what are they doing are we having some kind of uh interaction here how have you been the friend I met at the sleepover oh yeah we I remember looking into your room and watching him hang out with you guys at the girl sleepover

Party liy Mimi you should join us you’re hanging out with them again yes stop leaving me behind Okay let’s come on owl let’s let’s go up here and let’s get our supplies hey ly come on and Mimi you can join us we’re going to have a giant

Squad of people all roaming together to get some wood hello hey it’s oh you got real close up into my oh hi you got real freaking close to me Jesus dude six feet apart six feet apart at all times um we would like to acquire some axes so that we can

Uh chop down some lumber for our little fireplace because I believe it will be becoming nighttime at some point so do you have axes for for us good sir if you could provide us with axes I have brought the money so here is the money for the axes it’s actually Brent’s money

So I don’t have to God what happened to him where is Brent what happened to BR your boyfriend’s been missing for a while he has been missing hasn’t he well we don’t need to worry about that he’s been funding this entire trip oh there we go we’ve got a look at

That ooh wow this looks very dangerous I feel very I got next now we all look very dangerous well let’s go cut some wood I like this thing yeah it’s pretty brutal looking I really want I want a freaking The Shining I want to The Shining somebody I want a shining

Somebody I want a shining somebody wait what here cool man I don’t want to I don’t want to say what that me I get it yeah it’s you never seen no we’re not talking about the reference we’re not talking about the reference if you know you know if

You don’t then you don’t know yeah it’s it’s a thing between Bros Stanley kubric style since you know you’re not a bro okay well here let’s let’s cut down some of this wood here cut down some of this wood I’ll let you I’ll let you hack away hey did you get an

Axe hack away got it wow hack away hack away we got to get the wood yes get that wood Sam we need to make a big roaring fire yes I want to make a giant roaring fire I want going to get like a bonfire I want it to be seen through space I

Want it I want astronauts going to the Moon that’s a big fire to look down and to see a giant orange ball of fire on the globe because of how glorious we made our fire we’re going to set the whole godamn that’s a lot of material where do you get that material from

Maybe does she is she also collecting wood for us she looks like she ores instead of wood she’s collecting pickax well you put the wood back why are you no we need the wood get the wood we need the wood what are you doing getting all kinds of wood there we go

That one’s on the ground I think we I think we have a good I think we have a good amount of wood and so now what we can do is we can go through let me look at the map here um it looks like I

Believe this is like a town that we can walk through we can loop back is this going to Loop us back through yeah look at this look at this nice place yeah hello like here there like people’s houses and stuff you look so menacing with an axe as you’re roaming through

The the civilian town anyone around maybe you should put that away with your giant giant axe you’re going to scare all thebody away oh hey look here’s some there’s some people up here hey hey kiddos sloppy joe what the hell is that name what the hell is that name Jesus

Hey man you wouldn’t happen to be the mayor of this town would you are you the mayor sloppy joe take a sample good right what did he just give you beats is he giving the children beats totally normal beats should we be accepting Beats from Joe I don’t know why don’t

You try one Sam uh Mimi would you like to try a beat yeah try to beat me try to beat Mimi let’s see let’s see if you uh get rofi or not eat it eat it eat let’s let’s see if she gets roofied let’s see if she gets roofied how does it

Taste are you it tastes bitter are you getting any kind of Sensations my stomach hurts oh God are you okay Mimi are you okay are you okay no I need to oh god oh no what did you put lay down what did you put in these

Beats oh my God that’s normal he says oh God M’s like that’s normal he says the those are normal counselor counselor we need the counselor get the counselor I will get the counselor get the counselor what the heck get the counselor Jesus get the counselor there’s the counselor counselor how did

You show up so quickly look the he’s the counselor he’s running quick the the child passed out in front of us she was eating the beets there’s something there’s something in the beets what happened must be something in the beat rout that’s a good to sleep dude yo

That’s a good song you guys is really the time for that oh God he’s got a whole medical first aid kit and everything Jesus I’m really glad we did not try the Beats I have seven of them for later in case we ever need them in a sticky

Situation why would we need those that just seems like a no get out of here I’m actually going to collect these these actually seem very handy for if you’re ever at a tight spot I’m taking all of these okay she’ll be I’m going to like lock this uh what

Should I lock this with Sam what do you mean cuz that guy does not need to be coming out of his house I I I just think it’s like an open balcony I don’t think you can lock him inside I’m the mayor he’s the mayor is

The mayor ruine children hey why are you ruing children who voted for you ow he’s just like a normal president all right let’s go let’s go let’s go so sorryy she’s fine the camp counselor oh now the police are chasing him the police are chasing him the police are

Chasing the mayor I’m the mayor I’m thy mayor he’s speaking Old English hi fizzy fizzy hey you should try something we have acquired some lovely don’t eat that don’t eat that we just deal with that shut up I also have something for you guys to oh let’s trade let’s trade let’s

Trade you eat this and we’ll eat that okay it’s a trade it’s a trade for the Sens I’m not I’m G to add it to my soup add no no have it now I’ll eat this in front of you and you’ll eat that in front of me okay we’ll both eat it

Together I don’t think this is a good idea Sam why not a good idea this is a great idea are you ready are you ready fizzy in the count of three three two don’t eat the one how are you feeling fizzy how is it this beet is kind of

Spicy yes they’re very spicy beats they’re very spicy any other Sensations are you feeling any other Sensations H my tummy feels weird uh-oh uhoh anything else fizzy give them anything else fizzy fizzy how are you feeling fizzy oh god oh oh Jesus Sam why did you give her that beetroot you’re thought

What happened to Mimi ask her if she’s okay ask her if she’s okay fizzy are you okay are you okay stomach oh God God C CPR Sim CPR you give her CPR you give her CPR I don’t know how to do CPR I don’t know

How to give I have all I have is an axe all I have is the hit her with the axe no I’m not going to hit her with sh’s going in Shai’s going in oh wow oh M to mouth did mouth to mouth you’re a little sh you’re going a little crazy

There she’s using tongue and everything well I no longer like boys are you feeling better are you feeling better fizzy a little bit I think I’m going to go lay down okayy that’s horrible so so coolit come over here come over here come over here

Oh God come over here you seem fine what whatever you because I didn’t eat it look at what it says look at what it says in the emergency guide it says do not eat anything you find avoid mushrooms berries and flowers clearly fizzy was trying to poison me and I beat

Her to the punch and I actually poisoned her because I got the Beats from the sloppy guy yeah well also did you see what was going on with bunny earlier like what’s all that about I have no idea there’s a lot of things going on all simultaneously also the weird sloppy

Man is watching us from a distance I think he is uh enjoying watching people get poisoned owl what are you doing huh we had a oh we were having a secret meeting I guess you didn’t need to be a part of it anyways it is a Bros me it

Was a Bros meeting it was a Bros meeting well let’s go back to camp and we’re going to set up our little fireplace okay so here we are at the camping spot there’s the hermit he’s what the what is he doing get out of our Camp you

Freak and don’t come back either he put rocks in your house coolit what a dick he put rocks in your house so look at this we have our little our little campsite here we’ve got the wood so we can all throw the wood into the fire and

We can have a big roaring fire should we try to I have I have some logs here yeah throw it in there get them in there get them in there that a lot of logs there we go yes we can make it bigger we can

Make it bigger we can make it bigger we can go go big we want to go big that was the whole point I don’t know Sam that was the whole point you don’t want to go too big you don’t want to start a fire remember what Smoky the Bear much want

To start fire that’s the whole point only you can prevent florist friers Flor why do we have these little rocks around it’s just limiting the space of how how are you setting the rocks on fire I got rid of the Rocks so we can limit the uh really hot

Burning the rocks are just limited sunscreen I need sunscreen the Rocks were just limiting my space okay I needed more space wow that’s a lot of smoke that is a lot of smoke would you bring any s’mores I can’t hear you over the burning rumbling

Of this fire come come come it what what are you sitting on right now a log wood for fire let’s set it I’m setting it on fire fire look at that we can make the fire bigger I never realized how much I enjoy fire right now oh

God realized this this is just so it’s the Flames yes sorry sorry the Flames there’s just something so magical about the Flames I’m on fire beat me beat me okay I should probably put that down he’s got a little fire extinguisher I went a little I went a little crazy got

A little burn on my my my my my wrist here I need that was wonderful I did not know that I was going to enjoy fires that much I will be honest put bandages around your arm look at that baby bird does how does it feel Kum you’re fine it feels like it

Feels like my arm was on fire what the hell Sam well you’re a cat probably you’re fur probably caught on fire a little bit cuz you got I don’t have you set the camp on fire wow everybody what are you what is everybody’s here now we that was a

Glorious the Hulk camp on fire you I didn’t know I didn’t know how much I would like fire I did not know that but that doesn’t give you an excuse to set the camp on fire look I had to patch me up over me something about you sorry to

Co oh my God you say sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry that I love fire that’s not the that’s the best I’m going to get out of you okay let’s all sit here and let’s tell some some campfire stories I actually have a great Campfire story for you guys about fire

So I was with my friends I was with my friends oh God this is a real story I’m not this is a real story this is not even a joke I was with my friends one time and we were in high school and my friend he was a pyromancer he loved fire

And we were hanging out there was this big mountain by my house and we were hanging out and he brought a little lighter with him and when we would go out and when we would go um you know hiking and stuff we would bring like little water bottles with us he had this

Little lighter he lit a bush on fire like a little shrub he lit it on fire and he just was as we were like hiking and stuff he kept lighting little things on fire CU he just likeed to see it burn he was a bit of pyromancer

Anyways um he lit a big bush on fire and then because it was so dry it caught the next Bush on fire once we realized like four or five bushes all caught on fire simultaneously I tried to use the water bottle that I had and brought with us to

Put out the fire it didn’t work and the whole Mountain caught on fire and it got so bad that it actually went on the news and um we all had to escape it was crazy it doesn’t seem like a nice story it’s a true story it’s a True Story You’ve

Experimented with fire before and you thought let’s make a big bonfire it’s there’s something I can’t stop myself I literally cannot stop feel like this friend of yours is just you no no this is a true story I’m not even joking this really happened h k do you want to tell a ghost

Story uh I don’t okay yeah uh well let me think uh I’ll search the deepest recesses of my mind for a ghost story unless owl has a good ghost story or well I I’ll let you tell okay okay tell us story I to tell you my pyromancer

Story so once upon a time there was a young man who could never die o and one day he went out for an evening and his parents were fighting and he found himself exploring the world yeah mhm and he found you know a trinket that he enjoyed he found himself some food that

He liked eating just a trinket I let me finish my story yeah so he found himself some food items to keep himself sustained but when he returned from his home he found his mother bludgeon to death by his father Jesus Christ and when his father saw that his son had returned

Uh he was violently aggressive and and and killed the boy right in front of him but he couldn’t die so he couldn’t die so every time the father tried killing him he just come back yeah and eventually the boy got so upset and aggressive that he killed his father the end that’s

Amazing that’s a good scary story that’s a spooky story that’s a spooky story owl do you have a spooky story I’m trying to see you through the smoke and the Flames I can barely see your little snout um I don’t have any story sorry oh so you have no story no interesting tale

To tell oh okay maybe one tail okay give us a tail so basically this is what happened I was in my apartment just minding my own business when a a random guy came out from the garage from the garbage I mean the garbage my bad the garage is garbage yeah garbage can and

He kind of peaked through my window and I was really creeped out by it cuz he would always come by the window even when I was in the bathroom he would come by my window but Jesus after some time I invited him inside and now we had tea his name Mr chaos

Amazing what the hell well I think we all told our little Campfire Story should we hit the hay sure where’s the hay well go into our bed and go to sleep guys I have a sign up here guys there’s a sign up in my tent get out out of here go

Government scum lots of love it’s probably that old crazy homeless guy what is he dizzy leaving you signs get out of your government scum lots of love the hermit yeah I had a feeling is the hermit guy I literally saw him throwing rocks into the Cool’s bed he was trying

To put little rocks I don’t think he wants us here guys yeah doesn’t like anyone being here okay well I’m going to go to sleep I’ll see you guys in the morning goodbye goodbye good night wow this fire has been roaring all night this have been a roaring fire

Should probably put that out I slept horribly did you I had a weird nightmare what was your nightmare I know I can’t really remember it oh that’s how those things often are huh yeah I don’t remember my nightmares I just lived them anyway interesting um shall we owl what

Are you doing wake up oh she’s sleeping do you want to wake her up sure check this one out it’s time to wake up stupid Jesus that was brutal what oh she’s crying no I’m not crying I’m good okay you’re good you’re good she has big owl ears I

I feel like she has hyper hearing much like you kolit and so when you yell into their ears it’s probably like extra brutal I thought they I thought they use echolocation like bats yeah so yelling into the I don’t know how it works my tent’s on fire by the

Way realize my freaking tent was on fire who set my goddamn tent on fire I was in the middle of sleeping who said was that is that the hermit did he run by and set my tent on fire maybe maybe you set your tent on fire that guy’s an well

This was a lovely trip shall we head back um sure I mean I slept horribly should we not tear the camp down no that’s what the counselor guy that’s what he he has to do because he’s the one who oh sets that up or whatever I paid him good

Money for this little experience now did this fix our friendship look at it’s chaos um man who sleeps in feel like there’s there’s still some I don’t know it’s just chaos is sleeping they’re just slepy I think he’s drinking okay let’s go what were you saying co uh nothing well we’ll talk

About it later let’s go home this was a lovely time do you guys did we fix the relationship uh I don’t know yes or yes yes or super yes I think there’s still some things to talk out Sam not everything is so black and white it is when you’re rabbit I literally am

Colorblind okay that was dog and rabbits and rabbits rabbit okay three okay let’s let’s let’s head back let’s head back home it was a lovely time I think we had a lovely experiment and everything is worked out and now we can all have a great Christmas a great

Christmas yeah is around the corner wait what I I I think I need to do this for a while cool yeah set me on fire no no that was actually by accident wa Sam where are you going I’m letting you guys have a moment okay kumman I’m sorry about what

Happened in the festival and the fact that Sam even told me what was going on with you like him stealing your boyfriend and then I also stole your girlfriend even though it was by accident it it was still horrible for me to do and it just sucks not being your friend

Kman I miss our girl nights I’m missing Britney Spears You karaoke I do kill a Britney Spears song you do you really do K you’re such a great singer you know Al I’ve I’ve done a lot of reflecting in the coffee shop and I’ve kind of realized that I don’t really like anyone

I like men I don’t like women maybe someone really special has to come around to change my mind on a lot hi I just experiencing this nice moment I’ll back up I’ll back up I’ll back up I’ll back up I was just just trying to give me over my I just trying

To give you some space I’m just trying to give you some space finish what you’re saying I don’t really like anyone you know maybe someone special really has to come along and and and and and change that mindset [Laughter] for what you’re too close sorry jeez what are you

Doing trying to have a moment here man I’m sorry fuing put it in park put it in throw me the keys okay fine I’ll get out okay good now like I was you get out of that car get out I’m out of the car I’m trying my best not to

Intrude I keep looking back over my I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll stand back here I’ll watch from the bushes such a weirdo I’m just making sure that the relationship is working I’m like a helicopter mom you’re you are a got Momom you did the same thing when

I went to the movies with Brent okay okay okay okay okay so where was I I don’t even remember you think you need to meet the right person for you I yes I need to meet the right person that’ll come along and understand me sorry you know what guys group hug group hog

Yay join in snuggle muffins join in snuggle muffins group hog yay oh God I love you guys what okay come on come on come on let’s all go we got to we got to get ready for Christmas we got to get ready for Christmas you are a nightmare yay