UNBELIEVABLE! Aphmau’s Fanfiction ALIVE?!

All right so bad I don’t want in here everyone into everyone okay in this place okay okay you look suspicious already in there right ready Ernie all right yeah so once upon a time three friends went out for tea all right so come on guys come get your tea okay

Oh so now in one go what do you what do you say at this place like you’re gonna hear 40 do you know what happened yeah okay this is what I say why is the keys are t on the floor I can’t I guess what happened to art oh here oh

Oh oh there we go ah Ludacris someone has absconded with our table I don’t believe it Gandhi that’s very fancy word mm-hmm her fancy person with Ben Ben the heroes started talking um using fancy words okay yeah very some new tea accidents haha fancy pinkies up for I’m good and

Then and then and then wait um and then castor put his will I’m not part of this right now sheesh well I’m sorry are you telling us what to do our job yes I’m the narrator I’m the narrator and then what if you’re okay okay all of a sudden castor had to

Go to the bathroom fill a bathroom castor exit C exit scene distracted the scene just go and then finally oh my god Erik whispered to burn Alex that he was going to do something crazy whispers Peter whisper do it hey Alex no it’s okay you want some pie

No no no wait that’s the crazy thing that I did oh no no I’m supposed to know here’s the crazy you were supposed to say I’m gonna do something crazy yeah that was your line I I’m thinking about proposing the caster and I got this wedding ring but I don’t want to just

Show it to him I have this pie also something about sticking inside the pie and then when he eats it he eats the wedding wing wedding wing the wedding ring also what type of eater in a sloppy type of eater or the other knife and fork type of eater

You gotta be careful he doesn’t choke in that ring I have no idea I’m sorry well you gotta take the gamble again just then caster came back from the bathroom unexpectedly oh okay yeah come on you gotta be on your toes here I’m making a movie or alex is making deal

What happened yeah it just must be part of it I’m gonna come in I’m the one who’s narrating right out it’s continued whoa okay it was the worst bad experience of my life you look a little pale man caster you look a little pale if you’re really dehydrated just awful

Is this pie what what is this I’m allergic to pine doctor me what’s in your hand I just grabbed all right I’ll eat this it’s gonna be the worst thing ever just that Oh cats popped the question uh will you marry me caster here

No no I will not oh well uh Oh sticky keys well but then but then but then castor revealed that he was pregnant I’m actually your brother and I’m pregnant hell no I thought yeah whole time ah you ate the wedding ring oh no it’s your drink relax okay

Makes it into you think perfect huh all right just then just said castor was ready to give birth soo okay just give you think you do yeah I’m trying to help you get prepared are you okay okay come on we’re doing live button here I need everyone already

Stuff together come on let’s get the other half totally having a baby all right good um just an Alex would reveal that he was a doctor he pulled out his meth lab I’m a doctor I’ll be right back with you I was done huh

Be okay by the time he got back it was it was time set the time because the meaning union scene so castor got in the bed started to be dick push in the bed custard one right there we go okay not right yes no right and the damn baby

Okay and then just then just then casters started going through pain and Alex started to walk him through what buzz I’m in so much pain Nick breathe in through your nose out of your mouth in through your nose and out through your mouth huh hat yours up standing Sam you’re the baby daddy

What’s his brother white male catcher feel that there was incest going on into some reason I don’t know why because the catch is daddy great someone’s dead no I said use a daddy now he’s dead oh okay oh we’re all dads now wait I’m the doctor grab you like that yes then

Catches baby popped out holy crap oh hi do you have a beautiful little girl I am a little monster are you kidding me this thing looks terrifying Oh congratulate and then just a sexy nurse walked in oh hello I see you have a wonderful wait I’m sorry are you playing

The role of sexy nurse yes I’m the sexy nurse oh here I got it I got it oh hello there I’m a sexy nurse I’m doing but you’re both I just get ready do I can’t do doctor we seem to have a problem in the ER I just gave birth there’s a

Problem sexy nurse yes what’s the witty no be the problem there’s the problem is your father now and I can’t date you anymore no wait how many dads does this baby no windows and like where’s three men and a baby you can be Dave Coulier you can go

Other three minute a baby is the man wait yes right now mmm-hmm now I’ve been everyone’s David cool wait here’s a practice a baby is not a human it was genetically modified because the doctors meant it’s Academy wait stop yeah I mean have you guys seen

This thing just then cats going up to his father ship and fed the baby the bottle get in the bun am i holding the bottle big man cos he’s got a whole baby you get the baby oh I gotta lose them all the dams back

Now yeah you guys are you guys not Paris I don’t know I’m trying to it’s teleporting me oh no I’m sorry get him on the bed oh I can’t so where am i oh I got the bottle okay Rissa baby let’s keep the baby bottle okay just then a wonderful bonding

Experience was shared between the two fathers and the meth doctor oh I feel like we’re all sharing a moment and and bottle like baby is getting fed baa baa yeah here here ders there’s the creek bed for the baby bed take the baby put the baby in the crib it’s time for the

Baby to go night-night oh she put the lotion on cats decided that he was going to perform a solo for castor in honor of making the baby cuz it works so hard to push that’s right a tab I have sold one miracle under right making the big you

Ready yeah huh solo make that mmm oh let’s play this solo now let’s go ahead and do it let’s play the solo doo doo doo doo doo doo I’ll do the background music for you talk to him I thought the press the key do you guys know watching chick flicks

Oh my god okay play with your hair just keyboard smashing me come on congratulations on the baby gratulations on to do do to to to to um the baby and just that the song is over then Oh mm gaster decided to celebrate by getting drunk and so didn’t find some

Doctors right right I can’t drink this wine box Katz was a designated babysitter so he couldn’t drink sorry couch it’s okay my baby’s all ready to paint it so then catch up go to the bathroom which but it is a bathroom you have to leave this and then and then

And just then sexy doctor and caster made out okay now barely make it look at reveal of tag and that’s load amazed your Lipson I came back and he found out that they were making out and he got really mad I totally come back to return it to

Suspense yeah I’m back oh no how can you just run of the baby that’s under the bed why I didn’t think the baby would ever notice I’m sorry it would you know I’m the feeling but you have not desire this was destiny this was meant to be Jackie yeah things

Give them yeah and to God just don’t love you anymore that’ll all just say kettle real Betty had on the side I have been seeing someone anyway our love nut I’m here boys how could you nurse I thought you were fine oh you’re just you you’re just jealous because I

Could give him things and you give that guy but you can’t give because you can’t give them to him and look he gave me a ring ring hurry give me your pink suit we’re gonna have a big job battle holy and then Alex brought out the thing that

I couldn’t give he’s a dick again after this giant sword it’s exactly what happened okay Holcomb with us up I got I got nothing