Hello everybody and welcome back to Minecraft map where I haven’t done this intro twice because I did it and I was like hello player I’m glad you clicked the start button it’s a pretty respectful feeling with this you’ve indicated you’ll be able to sustain anything I say in the time interval Ahead the map’s design is the following you’ll have to make choices in a lot of situations and your choice will impact the flow of the map unless the map is solid CU then it won’t really flow anywhere the map has a lot of outcomes So if you find all of them I’ll give you an apple chocolate cookie here’s showcase my first question do you mind me being informal or not uh not or is there you’re not giving me many choices here so anyway I I started the thing and I was like let me show the credits and show who made the map well immediately Ocean Avenue yellow card starts playing instrumental in the background and I’m like oh my God oh my God oh my God anyway we’ve restarted now and um let’s hope that’s the only time and it doesn’t Happen again so anyway uh no I don’t mind you being informal you give me no choice with this you’ve prevented me from the exhaustion of speaking formally building up inside me right continuing the tutorial I am the narrator I’m completely neutral and me helping you or Holding you back W to or even once oh really cool don’t believe it okay let’s get down to business immediately you like money don’t you don’t you yeah money’s pretty cool I don’t even ask I know you do we’re going to play the me so well you’ll play the lottery numbers Are the following the size of the first Pythagorean triple in ascending order plus the size of the alpha angle which is in front of the right angle round it to an integer you’ll get one minute to solve it that’ be 345 right that’ be a 345 wait where where am I do I have other options hello other options where are the other options I only have one option what if I could actually solve it I bet there are people here here who know the answer I it’s 345 but then I don’t know what the Angle is on a 345 triangle um so freck freck freck freck freck right right maybe it’s not a 345 but I think it’s 345 but anyway it’s not a 45 degree angle it’s not because it would be that would be the same side length anyway um It’s it’s a yeah I guess it also depends which well no I mean the alpha angle might be is is it that the a is 3 B is four so it would be cute angle um is is it 30 6090 uh okay well it doesn’t still wait I can’t answer it won’t let me do it don’t make sure to like the video for the risk of me getting dmca takedown on this uh scroll equals choose number sneak equals enter new number jump equals clear okay scroll oh my God it actually like freaking wait that’s crazy A3 sneak Enter new number wait no no no no no no no no clear clear oh god oh freck wait a oh balls wait B for no I want hey no say almost I didn’t want to answer that way though you have to know the trigonometric material of 10th grade and You might not be there yet let’s see have you passed 10th grade it made the entering of things very difficult and yes no I have passed 10th grade okay don’t you go and I have I have and I did and I got good grades in It now trig might have been where I no it was no actually the last math class I ever took was uh statistics that’s when I dropped out but I did pass 10th grade say is congratulations you might not have wanted to sleep during math classes no this way you could have known the Solution no problem you didn’t hurt my feelings you manag the next tasks without any education too I knew the answer you realized how good you are at math it’s time to do something that will actually make you want to play through the map next ask go down to the store on My side I’m in need of a Coca-Cola Pepsi and a book Mac with cheese you decipher yourself the stores that way no this way oh yeah yeah yeah that way that way the freak is a Coca-Cola Pepsi dude what the freak is a CO that that That that’s not a thing sir SL Miss sir SL Miss come here please sir SL miss good afternoon as you can see this you sound like the narrator only a pancreas transplant can save and the cost of the surgery is 5 cents life lies in your hands please help Us uhoh your Des is ship yeah well as I’m a neutral narrator I won’t give you money looks like an old lady is dying today the least of our problems come on they will lead you to the store guys why why is Uh am I in am I going to at what at what resolution does that become a problem at what resolution is this an issue does anybody know like where where is the line drawn cuz like at at some point it like just a DOT doesn’t do you think that’s enough Resolution that this is going to be an issue what do you mean I want to post this on YouTube okay maybe I can just edit out that part if if it’s um I can just edit that part out right I don’t know like there’s such a it there’s a really Interesting thing to be I I need to ask like my YouTube content like at what resolution does it become bad uh why don’t you blur it uh that’s freaking editing okay this leads me to the store why is the store gone and if you said you could see it not being here From far I didn’t jump outside of the Matrix once good so why is the store gone this isn’t good it should be here okay I guess we’ll skip this I swear it was here though after a situation like this I need my spirits to be lifted there are Multiple ways of going about there’s three in total a good joke the other two I think i’ better not detail let’s stick with the joke okay here’s a keyboard typing a good joke type in a good joke uh sneak new letter wait hold on do I Have to do the scroll thing no wait huh how do I type in no I didn’t want to t you ball sack I didn’t toggle sh how did I toggle shaders wait did I do Z wait what toggle sh is it te oh toggle shaders no wait No let’s play this differently I’ll tell you a joke and you tell me whether it was good or not why are my shaders on okay okay let’s see okay I like this joke listen listen what is the scariest plant in the forest bamboo did you like it no it’s Bamboom it’s bamboom because it’s that’s what the new texture of the bamboo block looks like whatever I like I’m nice so I’m going to say yes I like it appeal to you if it wasn’t this got really angry say thanks to your wonderful sense of humor got it okay let’s move On after we left our asses off we were add at one of the map’s most serious questions this situations ahead of you from now on I must highlight there is no right answer to this question are you ready for the essential question okay listen listen are you a boy or a girl Um donger yo dude this question is going to be a crucial deciding factor in the following situations and if you’re a girl who’s interested in the business of boys you won’t understand anything don’t worry operative the mission is the total eradication of the enemy initiation after the countown to one one Uh this is banned in Minecraft wait wait wait uh oh there’s mines everywhere wait it it does it count oh God don’t hit the thing uh I’m hitting wait I’m out of ammo this is a record for you at least definitely is let’s go on okay that was like let’s assume you Don’t have a girlfriend jurant want a girlfriend the field is yours um this pretty cool little restaurant scenario here wait what is the question the field is yours um well in in reality I would be approaching nobody in in a restaurant ever because how would I ever bring myself to Have the courage to do such a thing um but uh start a conversation uh are you from Tennessee do I have other options about that oh hi how are you is is that going to turn into a pickup line you from Tennessee because you’re I see a 10 or Something like that’s how it’s going to happen right also I work here look I’m behind the counter isn’t that so cool oh you’re the only 10 I yep got it got it got it uh we should do this one are you from Tennessee because you the only thing I See it’s possible only I see it this way but I think this didn’t really work maybe next time listen I found something that could help us find the store all you have to do is walk into the office of the ibf and hack a computer that’s kind of it okay cool The inner hello is there anybody in there just not if you can hear me I didn’t well I don’t think ball sack factually um can I open can I get in by walking around oh I hacked what are you doing mister this is a restricted area If you wish to enter you have to pay me and exclusively me oh he likes bribes oh damn you have no money okay the store some of my problem too so I’ll handle this now put me on speaker here is the narrator for you kichy the Narrator here I won’t need your help now thank you B the piece is over there did did the narrator just Smite the the man he just he just smoked the man okay hey it’s my desktop background it’s pretty cool okay I found something the ibf has already traced where the store had gone It was stolen by by the kazia mafia group I mean the entire store now get out of here before someone spots you and we’ll figure out what to do they also have Logitech ghub which did you know that that is a great way to interact with your devices from Logitech that you Have purchased with code Captain Sparkles for 10% discount um uh Logitech G and Astro it’s pretty cool you know pretty awesome stuff our favorite our favorite sponsor um okay so I got to I got to leave now after hacking the planet it’s possible that I can try the Kia base from the data we go from the server of the ibf so what was that uhoh we have a problem Houston oh ow my ears I thought the narrator was all powerful how could the narrator get abducted in the middle of narrating the narrator is is Gone is narrator gone hello any uh uh what oh oh he there we’re back why am I bloody screen so real gee willer’s bud what is happening is this a horror map oh God not here again not this oh don’t make me go back in there wait a Minute I got to I got to check really quick wait there’s not the there’s not the okay she’s not there we’re safe thank goodness it’s only guns and not pixel boobs hello hello everybody uh how is it going why does why do you have guns why Are you pointing that at me slash the door or me if I stand in front of you but now not me because I’m not standing in front of you do I have to ask you something hello I do have questions can you assist me with those questions H you Are outlined I would think but I guess not uh uh did I died it’s a good thing it was in the hospital outcome you have been killed by the kazuya that is that is my first outcome of the map huh fascinating how did I manage to Do that okay well don’t worry there’s a whopping total of 15 endings not that we’re going to get to them all but we may as well try to get another one well hello player I’m glad you clicked the start button it’s a pretty respectful feeling with this you’ve Indicated you’ll be able to sustain anything I say in the timing interval ahead the map’s design is the follow oh you can skip oh you can skip that is so cool now this question doesn’t seem like there’s an option to go anywhere else you just have to you just have to do That prevented me from the exhaustion of speak awesome bus yeah let’s get down to business dude Mone Don’t Love Money how kind of me to give you a skip option e okay is there a way to actually freaking answer this thing correctly wait so so Hold on first one was three does it let me type in three wait uh how do I how do I type how do I type I want to type I want to type let me type I won’t let me type anymore guys I’m going to get it Wrong a freaking I’m going to skip oh there it is okay so scroll is choose number yes three and then sneak enter new number or or right click X Field Four wait wait wait four five and then Alpha was 30 it was 30 we were saying 30 Right what is it in radians what what kind of angle is what 0 to 9 which what is this this what what what what kind of R what what’s radians how many radians is that uh it’s uh uh how how many radians guys anybody know radians anybody know them any oh wait Wait wait enter new new number new number um it was the small number so 30 30 right right and then no it won’t let me zeros zeros don’t exist zeros are fake they’re imaginary I can’t put them in oh my God this is an unbelievable Situation angle is a 30 31 31 I could say almost the only problem is this isn’t almost though you have to know the trigonometric material of 10th grade and you might not be there yet let’s see have you passed 10th grade no I’m very sorry here’s the two cases either you actually haven’t Finished 10th grade or you’re just lying so I don’t see you as an idiot if it’s the first then I’ll Overlook the wrong answer if it’s the second go back to second grade it was good right I know it was let’s move on after we realized how good you are at Math it’s time to do something that will actually make you want to play through the map next task go down to the store on my side I’m in need of a Coca-Cola Pepsi and a okay oh God not this again oh god um um okay so as long as I just Miss sir SL Miss what if I just hold on okay how do I sir SL miss good afternoon as you can see this old woman is dying only a pancreas transplant can save her and the cost of the surgery is 5 cents her life lies in your hands please help Us okay uh I would love to i’ would love to just a ship yeah yeah no I I would love to wait how can can I help you wait I thought I thought wait is there no way to is there no way for me to help you Isn’t there a decision I can make can I save the can I save I can’t save I wanted to save the lady but um why is the store gone and if you said you could see it after a situation like this I need my spe oh God uh uh a a b c D ball wait that was and then I go wait no that was Balls to the next Fielder sneak to go the next field balls God dang it ball yeah cool that’s good that’s good no wait why did it I don’t have this much time considering how slow you’re Typing I was trying to do a joke balls I’ll tell you a joke and you tell me whether it was good or not okay I’m going to say no this time this is going to be the this is going to be the critical one okay no your joke wasn’t Funny listen here now I get that I have jokes a lot better than this but this is just too much because the map is mine and I decide what you do I ask you to do 30 squats is punishment starting now one oh yeah two oh three four five Six best form Ever holy freak after we left our asses off we’ve added one of the map’s most serious questions this will decide what role you will play in the situations ahead of you from now on I must highlight there is no right answer to this question are you ready For the essential question okay listen listen are you a boy or a girl I am Grill so miss welcome this essential question will form your personality in the following situations and to all the boys who thought it was funny to pick you were girls I’ll tell you there would only be things that Girls understand here okay well how do you understand them situation you’re sitting in a restaurant consuming a Burger King Big Mac with G sauce when a man walks up to you and in a boasting tone says yo what’s up babe you look like my top you and I are both mammals So let’s do it like they do on National Geographic Kitty this dude’s making me mad now too show him who’s Queen show him who’s Queen um You misquoted the lyrics you freaking Heathen kblo oh I hope it’s not a dangerous fellow what a waste of a good burger though but Who cares kick his ass Security is coming as I get S this and find the best method to get rid of him you know what I think I would even flip the table on this te holy freaking product placement you get paid by Coke for this penis headed Guy what happened to me oh you couldn’t choose even though everything became slowmo well that’s too bad I can’t get you out of here I’m sorry I hope that we meet in another live wait was that that was the ending I went to prison for assaulting a guy with a Hamburger me I went to prison I should have hid the body sure yeah obviously I should have hid the body I messed up I didn’t realize the slow-mo was there for me to hide the body oh my god dude Burger King sent me to his Burger dungeon in his Burger Castle going to McDonald’s from now on God dang it dude they don’t respect me I’m glad you click the start button it’s okay uh informal cool got it yep absolutely let’s get down to bus I feel like I’m in brown Hog’s day or something I won’t even ask I know you dude okay Yeah uh this that’s going to be no um so I don’t know if there’s a right answer to this one but um it’s just get right click right click right click I could say almost the only problem is um I in this case I have I’m going to be Truthful I have graduated 10th grade wanted to sleep during classes no this way you could have known the solution no problem you didn’t hurt my feelings you’ll manage the next tasks without any education too after we realized okay am I at the am I’m at the How do I do something here that’s what I want to know also I got a Miss sir I’m happy to help I’m happy to help let me help I wanted yeah as you can see this old woman is dying only to transplant can save her and the cost of the surgery Is 5 cents her life lies in your hands please help I would love to help how do I help what do I do to help this ship yeah what do I do to help I’m a neutral narrator I won’t give you money looks like an old lady is dying today there’s I have no money in my inventory at all this is so unfortunate I all I wanted was money to be able to help but it won’t they won’t freck God dang it why is the store gone and if you say said you could see it not from far away Then jump outside of the Matrix once good why is the store going what happens if I just keep going should be here okay I guess we’ll skip this can I keep going can I keep going is he going to pull me back after a situation like this I need My spirits to be lifted the wait why did I just take damage uhoh what did I where what wait whoa what’s happening over there wait whoa what the freak is going on what Okay I don’t have this much time to wait considering how slow your typing is let’s play this differently I’ll tell you a joke and you tell me whether it was good or not did I escape the matrix let’s see okay I like this joke listen listen what is the scariest plant in the Forest bamboo did you like it uh can I go any for I don’t know if I’m even moving anymore did I like it this time um um I did this time I did my joke appeal to you if it wasn’t this way got I’m really angry say thanks to your wonderful sense Of humor got it okay let’s move on after we left our asses off we were added one of the map’s most serious okay I am going to what if I go this way and then I try to clean up my body welcome this essential question will form your personality first situation you’re Sitting in a restaurant consuming a Burger King Big Mac with gearo sauce when a man walks up to you and in a boasting tone says yo what’s up babe you look like my okay so yeah get frecked but now I got to make sure that I do not get that I hope it’s not a dangerous fell I got to get not I got to not get caught not get caught don’t get caught but who cares kick his ass uhoh Security is coming as I find the best meod to get rid of him What oh okay you can even be sentenced to prison for two time public harassment I’ll get out of there if I were you closing the goddamn door how do I do wait give me uh what did I how did I do this to him I don’t know how I did that To himall you can leave the place there too for this invent you’ll even get a medal from me way to go girl if you’re actually a girl that is you smoke those two guys Ali Ali Ali whatever no bothers you’ve survived that punch that coke at the speed of light okay you’ll be Feeding my curiosity now I’ll give you options and you have to choose in your your opinion which is the most important uh makeup fashion nails fashion definitely because quality content.com for some incredible fashion choices 100% interesting okay you’ll be in the role of cloes designer answer my questions and design your clothes the Way you want them to be okay okay uh wait is there anything to look at design right click do oh choose the type O quality content signature joggers probably choose the color black is kind of the stand we haven’t done full rainbow there’s some technical complications with doing that But let’s say we’re going full rainbow joggers here I don’t see it say quality content anywhere um you have press right click uh I’m not going to do this middle one itchy Nissan I’m going to go electric catboy what a nice piece of clothing You’ have designed you know you should Think about following this career path how much is it free how kind of you let’s carry on listen I found that could help us find the store all you have to do is walk into the office of the ibf and hack a computer wait I’ve done this before I’ve done this before but I but I what if I don’t want to do that again because I’ve done it before how far can I run you like how far can I just go elsewhere before it gets mad at me and and before I get like lost to Time what if I don’t feel oh oh there it goes again guys it’s happening again I don’t think I can go any further than that I see I see why it said render distance 14 chunks it’s so that I suppose you never lose sights of the place that actually has the Stuff that’s my guess mhm um okay but this is fine I guess here let me go back in but but be really sneaky I’m going to go really go to the PC hey what are you doing how do you see me how do you see Me you do not see me you don’t see no you don’t no you don’t see me you do not I’m too fast I’m too fast for you he cannot see this you can’t catch this you can’t catch this he can’t touch me can’t touch this can’t touch this I’m too fast I’m Too uh oh what happened wait what just took place what what did I fall off into the Matrix what happened I don’t know what took place help what happened what ha it didn’t tell me what happened oh my God oh my God what just took place help tell me what Happened did I did I trip did I did I fall into the Matrix into the void I don’t know what took place I am beyond confused well hello hello player I’m glad you clicked the start button it’s a Prett respect yeah yeah yeah informal yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah one of these Days when I I bet if you get this question right you get you get 5 cents and you can help the pancreas transfer the problem is I don’t know how to get this question right man there’s no zeros also apparently a 306090 triangle is not a 345 triangle what’s the hold on I’m Looking it up I’m looking it up angle on a 345 triangle right now angle on a 345 triangle it is oh oh well it’s uh 36.879908 Okie I don’t uh wait oh try 37 okay we could try 37 we could try 37 that would be freaking sick wait wait wait so no But it be yes so be three because a would be three B is four and C is 5 37 degrees because it would be the acute angle okay we do it we do it we do it we do it okay it’s happening it’s happening a is Three uh and then and then uh B is four C is five and then 37 37 and then 37 come on baby come on baby come on correct your knowledge of math almost exceeds mine from behind though because the map can measure the elapse time of pause you could have thought about this Question for hours but as an optimistic person I trust you could use a cosine theorem on the triangle under a minute you’ve won five cents use them wisely you can math we can carry on yes after we realized how good you are at math it’s time to do something that will Actually make you want to play through the map next task go down to the store hey for everyone saying you use Google on that one for everyone saying you use Google you didn’t know what he was asking you didn’t know what he was asking I knew what he was asking I just Don’t know the 36 point whatever freaking angle I know on a 3 345 triangle okay unbelievable anyway okay I got to I got to go in here now I’m going to actually save the person but I’m not I can’t look I can’t hello hello I’m not broke I’m Not broke s/m good afternoon as you can see this old woman is dying only a pancreas transplant can save her and the cost of the surgery is 5 cents her life lies in your hands please help us oh man then it gives you the option to go either way wow there’s like three Paths here between the the broke the not broke want to help and and don’t want to help I will help because I am nice you can’t imagine how grateful we are man thanks for the money bro well I don’t think this was a real doctor it was a nice move giving away Your money just like that not a problem at least for me now proceed to the store I am down 5 cents I’m down five after all that you said you could see it not being here from far away then jump outside of the Matrix once good so why is the store Gone this isn’t good it should be here unbelievable after all this work Spirit to be after all of this work he uh wait I’m going to try to type haha wait wait wait okay I’m going to be successful going to be ha and then there’s the next one wait no I didn’t wait Hauh ha uh haha wait no what no why are you spacing ah God I don’t know how to do the thing how do I make it oh freaking ball oh God Jesus okay I don’t have this much time to wait consider how slow your typing is Did I like your joke not this time I didn’t listen here now I get that I have jokes a lot better than this but this is just too much because the map is mine and I decide what you do I ask you to do 30 s what his punishment starting Now yeah well I’m just not going to do them you ever think about that Mr narrator I am going to be disobedient no squats for me today it was leg day yesterday okay because it’s freaking Groundhog’s Day or the Edge of Tomorrow that Tom Cruz movie with the aliens Which was actually a lot better of a movie than than you expected going into it it but I’m not doing it cuz I already did clear enough microphone check one two one two narrative to player can you hear me let’s those calories be glad I’m having you do work no what if I Jump I’m going to do jumping jacks here we go jumping jacks boop boop boop leg day leg day if you don’t if you’re not satisfied by this I don’t know what you’re talking about boop boop boop boop boop boop man’s got the patience of a saint Though I’m going to run out of patience before the narrator which is kind of backfiring on me um I get that it’s fun to not do the task and listen to my reaction but just so you know so far hard drive storages are finite I could Only store a handful of sound file so my reactions will run out at one point nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope I still don’t know you do all these question marks what do I do with the question mark how do I do guys do you think he recorded More I think he recorded more I think he’s bluffing I’m not doing a singles oh God this is this freaking guy a I cannot believe is this okay what’s the origin and is it a cuz I know it’s been used in media before I don’t know the origin Though I don’t know the origin what does it actually come from oh my God it’s good it’s Kevin it’s Kevin what a legend imagine like just being as cool as Kevin McLoud you can’t because nobody’s as cool as the king of be more wrong although my joke which you just recently degraded by the way might cheer me up or hold on you might have fallen asleep hello do you Hear me wakey wakey I’m literally jumping if you woken up you can continue the 30 squats nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope I’m jumping I’m jumping I will I will never touch my ankles to my buttocks over my cold dead body nope nope nope not doing it not Doing it not doing it definitely not going to squat all right this is unforgivable if you do one more thing like this since I’m going to CR wait a minute I didn’t specify where to do the squats at the beginning of the task you might have already done a dozen more Squats in real life and you’re as buff as the Rock I’m sorry correcting my mistake this rep immediately after we left our asses off we wed one of the map’s most serious questions this will decide what role you will play in the situations ahead of you From now on I must highlight there is no right answer to this question are you ready for the essential question okay lison I’m so disappointed he gave up and that was it he gave he gave up he there was no end to the bit it just well there Was an end to the bit but the end of the bit was just done God the joke was on me the whole time okay I’m I’m a banana donger this time dude this question is going to be a crucial deciding factor in the following situations and if you’re a girl who’s Interested in the business of boys you won’t understand anything don’t worry operative the mission is the total eradication of the enemy initiation after the countdown to one one uh uh screenshots for thumbnails this is you know possibly screenshots for thumbnails I don’t know what the you know or we could do the one Where it’s literally the censored no that’s a probably better one like literally it’s censored the hell are you doing soldier well I thought this would appeal to all boys but it seems not okay I’ll let you carry on if you tell me which word I’ve used the most on the map so far These are dysfunctional landmines huh uh you I this oh God you guys think it’s this okay well no but it is what it is it was a hard question so I’ll let you pass but you’re dancing very close to the edge one step closer and you break Break let’s assume you don’t have a girlfriend you’re in arrest you want a girl is yours though the place is familiar already that was apparently highly rated according to the chat I hope I have not turned anybody off of the YouTube videos in the process but um wow Jessa decent Burp on my birthday you say 8 out of 10 that’s so good to hear uh what if I I haven’t talked to you before uh though the place is familiar already wait can I talk to you or do I have to talk to the bar lady sorry don’t I don’t mean to Open up by punching you in the head that’s actually kind of probably a bad way to do it um so do I I I have to do it this way how do you start a conversation well clearly Hi how are you because we’ve done the we’ve done the Tennessee thing before so Hi how are you H well it’s possible to l is mute or has headphones in and doesn’t want to ack help us find the store all you have to do is walk into the office of the ibf and hack a computer that was it that was It you little freck that was it oh yeah don’t talk oh God what if I didn’t talk wait no but that wasn’t even an option I had to answer one or the other I had to answer one or the other um I’m going to still run away because What if I run away but I’m a boy now hey what are you doing I’m a boy now I’m a boy but I’m running away but I’m a boy so it’s going to be different I’m a real boy I’m running away I’m running away I’m running I’m Running you will never catch me you’ll never get this because I am too fast and you too slow Get Wrecked you cannot run I didn’t know my he shot me that’s what I he shot me holy freak I didn’t catch it last time that’s what happened he shot me holy freak Dude turns out the bullet uh I I couldn’t I didn’t have the pump dump kicks that could run run run faster than the gun well Frick the difference in the ending this time was that I got shot but this time I was a boy okay uh So um well hello player cool cool cool now what can we do differently we can we can do we’ll do the math correctly but then decline but then decline to help you building up inside me right contining the tutorial okay let’s get down to business yes let’s get down to Business okay three and then four I like how they give you three is like the first thing which is just nice four and then it’s 37 it’s 37 it would 30 no balls I right clicked instead of when I need a sh or sp there yet No I’m very S I have to do this again okay we got a we got a v we’re going to vom through the options okay okay oh wait oh hey here we are all right guys I can’t help I’m so sorry because I mistyped something I therefore I can’t help is good afternoon As you can see uhoh you’re NOP why is the store gone Noe after a situation like this I need my spirits to be lift nope nope okay I don’t have this much time to nope I loved it listen here now I I love the skip function though the fact that it like Lets you skip only when it’s things that you have done before other than this situation where he wants me to do squats this time do I I cave because last time I was the joke it was me it was me who was the joke by not doing the squats so It turns out I have to do the squats after we left our asses off we added one of the map’s most serious quit Okay this time uh what if I okay do I have options can I not can I not talk do you think he’ll get impatient if I don’t Talk at the at the bar this question is going to be a crucial deciding factor in the following situations and if you’re a girl who’s interested in the business of boys operative the mission is a totally eradication of the enemy initi oh right there’s this one One what happens if you can you step on the mines oh you can’t that’s the [Laughter] end oh my god well there’s a lot of bad end endings to this one uh people dead people dead indeed people deed and dead don’t worry guys there’s more to do though start button it’s a Pretty respectful feeling okay okay okay I don’t mind I don’t mind and now now but now we can type in the thing correctly right love love it love it okay here we go here we go three four five three and then what is it next field 37 yeah yeah yeah and correct your Knowledge of math almost exceeds mine from behind although because the map can measure the elapse time at boss you could have thought about this question for hours but as an optimistic person I trust you could use a coast after we realize okay and now yeah I’m going to Turn you down oh you’re going to try to guilt me and be like oh you’re not going to save this you’re save this lady’s life but I know I know you are simply a con man no an old woman’s death didn’t even make you Flinch and sensitive if a better human Comes our way you’ll see what being a man is really like dogs right but I mean your choice store is next okay okay oh oh you’re right I have money I have money for the the CIA oh my God I have money for the CIA and if you after a situation Uh okay I don’t have this much time to wait did I like it um uh yeah I’m GL my joke appeal to you if it wasn’t this favor got I’m really angry say thanks to your wonderful sense of humor got it after we left our okay I am banana is Going to be a crucial deciding factor in the following situations and operative the mission is the totally radic dang soier this is a record for you at least defin I hit that Call of Duty basic training quick I remember the have a girlfriend I remember trying to like Do the uh fre you can just walk away wait it’s different now since we know the lady oh my God we know it impacted it impacted the thing oh my God we just walk away holy freak it just that was a real thing she wasn’t ignoring me that Was she actually just acting like a can be a solution to or you just wanted to spare the poor lady that’s your thing though listen I found something that could help us find the store all you have to do is walk into the office of the ibf and hack a computer that’s kind Of it okay cool hey did anyone ever do the in Call of Duty 4 there was this like uh there was this thing where it was like the starter tutorial Mission thing you would do this like you run through this obstacle course and people were like really big oh probably you Know pretty small at the time now compared to speedr running now but like it was like trying to set the lowest time on that that was like a whole thing that that people would would do okay I bet I can bribe the mans right the PC Hey what are you doing mister this is a restricted area if you wish to enter you have to pay me an exclusively I got you oh yeah I got money I got money you still have the money you want on you by the way just give it to him okay I give It to him here money have it have it here have the money I’m giving you the money how do I give it where’s my wallet I have no legs oh God hey man uh I swear I have money can you can uh uh uh uh okay there I’m trying I’m trying I Swear I’m trying to trying to get um uh how do I access the let’s see oh okay maybe I already gave it I already gave it to him CU he’s still alive and I can access the computer and I’m hacking okay I’m hacking cool okay I found something that Already gone it was stolen by the Kaz Mafia group I mean the entire store now get out of here before someone spots you and we’ll figure out what to do okay okay sounds good sounds good let’s see it’s possible that I can track the kazia base from the data we got from the Server of the ibf so what was that what was that oh oh we have a problem Houston oh he was taken by the kazas okay I’m I’m in pain oh not again not again not again is it the same one even though I I bribed the guy instead Of him being smoked it’s the same one what if I what if I had oh god dude what if I had actually paid the guy then brought it here and then and then would he be gone cuz the three of them were there at the end weren’t They I can’t skip there is no skip here cuz like okay if I had gone if I went here right if I went here before and I had paid him he would have run away and then he wouldn’t be there anymore and yes thank goodness the nurses are gone I know right Uh oh man do we have time do we have time to try try that once more where he’s like not there anymore cuz I got to distract him and then come back and then do the whole thing right yeah I feel like that’s possible okay this is my final attempt before we have To do create but you can always try this map yourself via the link in the description and you can try to get all the possible 15 outcomes cuz there’s a lot this map should just be called 15 Ways to Die basically with this you’ve prevented me okay let’s get down to business IM okay uh and it’s there a three and then it’s a four and it’s a five and then a three and then sneak in it’s a seven okay boom correct you’re much appreciate it I’m so cool I’m so cool I’m the coolest mans in the world right Now there we go okay I’m gonna I’m gonna feed him the money sir slm sir I’m going to feed him the money I’m feed him the money sir SL miss good afternoon as you can see this old woman is dying only a pancreas transplant can save her and the Cost of this yeah absolutely I’d love to help I’d love to help can’t imagine how grateful we are okay bye see you later okay but it’s cool it’s cool cuz now they won’t be there when I go through the whole thing right mhm well I don’t think this was a real Doctor no it was very your money just like that not a problem at least for me now proceed to the store um I’m proceeding I’m proceeding proceeding proceeding I did like it a lot it so good um and uh p p yo dude this question is going to be operative the mission is The total eradication of the enemy initiation after the countown to one okay easy easy easy and bra brap brap RP RP dang he got him holy freck well apparently not all of them but some of them let’s assume you don’t since we know the lady is mute you can just walk Away okay get to go listen I found something that could help okay okay okay so we don’t don’t bribe him unfortunately restricted area oh damn you have no money here I w’t need your help now thank you Boer there okay cool super duper super duper hacking the planet hack the planet Hack the planet wait oh okay did we do it we we got it we got it I can leave it’s possible that I can track the CIA base from the data we got from the server of the ibf what it’s still doing it but is he Going to be there is he did he come back to the hospital no way dude I already paid you 5 cents there’s no way you can kill me like this there’s no way you can kill me like this wait he’s still there oh my God he’s still There what kind of what kind of I paid you your five freaking cents and you’re still going to do this to me he’s still after all this time now that’s just mean I’m going to go now how did they hit me they wall banged me bro they wall banged me they wall banged Me SMH my head I tried punching all of them and it didn’t work well that’s it what a map thanks for watching make sure to like the video and subscribe to the channel and if you want to try it out yourself link below um and then you can Listen to Ocean Avenue instrumental in the credits which is probably what you’re looking forward to here okay bye-bye Video Information
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