Unbelievable Discoveries in Minecraft Swamps

Hey guys what is up welcome here welcome back to my channel that’s right we’re back to continue our swamp series and today’s episode so as you can see i’m empty i forgot to turn off my console last night and some [ __ ] mob killed me and i realized this in the morning as

Everything has already despawned so yeah now we have to buy some [ __ ] and make the basic tool one more time so see you after i made them three days later okay so i made the tools so that’s our swamp this is the place i think there’s a cave in here i’m gonna go

Mine some [ __ ] in there but before anything let’s just go much better now you know what let me get those childs for good measures also i do need the leather could maybe make some boots two three pieces of meat nice six oh now those are some beefy cows

Hell yes more meat is always better now let me grab some coal as well Okay that should be enough let’s make torches and that should be enough so let’s get to the mine let’s see if it’s a mine bleeds down i mean i don’t know there’s an abandoned mine shaft near the swamp because of all of those slimes that we saw in last episode so if

There was nothing here we could potentially look there hello there nope nothing fantastic let me get on top of here just for good measures come on make your own make it oh it’s a path hell yeah hello there what do we have here it’s snowing up here

Hey let me see if there’s anything interesting from up here so there’s water over there the mainland is like over there that’s my swamp out of the main land area no nothing much [ __ ] me holy [ __ ] that was close no no i shouldn’t jump i should not jump

Also give these berries these berries because this [ __ ] will kill me holy [ __ ] i almost died where can i move oh yeah uh that’s too big of a jump can i jump in the water yeah i go oh look one piece of iron hell yeah oh two oh yes son

This is useful you may give me all this juicy good stuff only two though and you know enough to make a pickaxe no still better than nothing i guess why you there you know what what you know we could also no no we can’t find it

Like even if you find some in the water we can’t mine it so there’s no point in doing it i guess uh i didn’t in a shovel well i didn’t make a shovel what are we gonna do about it uh here this one this one this one i’ll make a pass already

You’re here here here finally there’s a spider there you can hear his stinky toes walking come here [ __ ] come here hurt your sticky toes [ __ ] oh well he’s not here [ __ ] oh hon i’ll do some fishing another day um okay so i mean might as well it’s like it’s like right

In front of me how can i say no to this hell give me some fish oh shoot no [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay okay anything’s under control everything is under control okay let us oh shiny shiny stuff let’s head back to our beloved swamp which smells like shrek’s toes stop it get some

There’s help song like this over here just like this hole that i dig in for materials so hard to get into the actual swamp because there’s no layer under it so it’s not good again what the [ __ ] am i gonna finally go yes oh my oh this is [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

Suck my nose [ __ ] okay fine it’s the back side of my home well hello there oh shoot okay here i’m safe safe no okay i’m safe now let’s head in hello there oh shrek sat here Make yourself smell his butt oh shrek oh shrek rub this rub it on the chair or shrek this bed over here this smells like fiona’s ass here i could smell shrek’s peace why are you gay not enough of creepy stuff this is our chest [ __ ] stuff there’s a painting here

Creepy farmer stan i think that plays music and purchases our chess [ __ ] dragon’s head here this is like the table we can also use this for storage four barrels uh chair obviously shrek used to sit here and this is stupid because windows there shrek used to sit like this

Sure [ __ ] was kind of weird but that’s why we love them isn’t it so what are we gonna do first right first thing first the blast furnace let me cook those two then in the smoker let us cook let me take half of these and cook these nice okay does it rain inside

No um whatever [ __ ] it i don’t care there’s water in the cauldrons and stuff let’s finish cooking yeah i’ll take these oh take these meats so let us go and search for the abandoned mine chef i guess like we don’t have anything else to do let’s just go

Oh this is our shovel so we didn’t make one oh that’s embarrassing anyways let’s go look for the abandoned mine shaft now this slimes i saw them like um here i guess like over in that area oh creeper you’re not gonna boo my house today that’s not my house that’s shriek’s house most

Valuable property in the world the most expensive house this you can’t even comprehend any sort of cash for value [ __ ] was that thing she’s a [ __ ] creature come down here [ __ ] kill you [ __ ] kill you [ __ ] what is wrong with you [ __ ] she is this [ __ ] creature um nope there is nothing here

Let’s jump on here oh there’s two of them now what a lovely scene what a lovely scene i should really sleep tonight anyways i could potentially look there for mine if there was nothing around here which i think there isn’t so that’s our swamp okay let’s head there Oh is that an entrance is that an interesting cave let’s see um nope this is a fake [ __ ] you boom what else Let’s try and climb this this is so [ __ ] stupid So yeah we’re up and no minds but i’ll use this time to tell some sheep i should make a cheap machine it was actually useful machine like the sheep machine was useful mostly like oh we’re hungry no no no oh no six and a half hours later oh we found a village

And pumpkins that’s cool that’s half a win i would say that’s half Well there are some villages here villagers so this is not abandoned okay nothing and i’ll still steal your [ __ ] because i’m a [ __ ] oh what do you have what do you have to trade 26 potatoes that’s a scam [ __ ] you i ain’t doing that [ __ ] however i will take these

Sorry you know i steal all your [ __ ] how are you gonna do about it oh oh well you don’t you didn’t plant enough maybe you did i’ll take these Okay how much holy [ __ ] that’s a lot of it here give me all of that trade hey huh [Applause] oh you don’t sell that anymore okay well pumpkins they have five that’s funny table three these two mini carrots you know you have i’m not gonna use that thing

Unless you put these stuff in it like i’m not gonna use these because that’s a [ __ ] spam as soon as we go into the [ __ ] nether we can get like an infinite supply of bones and bone so like using is just stupid okay i’m gonna go kill those cows too

Before this stuff now cow come here [ __ ] well i’m gonna [ __ ] rape your mother what about you you got some [ __ ] for me no sorry for killing your mom hell i have i feel bad you died too i’m sorry a few moments later they don’t have anything i mean they have paper

I’ll take paper what do i don’t need poisonous potato i’ll hold on to it this rotten thing what is this uh [ __ ] it i don’t need it you can die sir that’s better these i’m just you’re robbing your ass man just gonna take anything you have

That’s what i’m gonna do what do is um apples bread potato i’ll take it not the best but still beggars can be choosers you die too [ __ ] i’m just on a rampage oh god i’m there what you doing buddies huh that looks fun hell that looks fun when you sell i know

So [ __ ] you can shove those right up your [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus those are some of the worst deals i ever saw in my [ __ ] life it would be nice if you could find a furnace around here somewhere or should i just risk it for the biscuit and just run home

I’ll take some of the sugarcane as well for making a [ __ ] uh map because we lost our map i mean it i might even grow it this is a cave oh this is a cave oh i should mark it yeah this is a cave should i it’s close to the dam village that’s

Enough it’s close to the damn village which is on the other side of the mountain that’s good enough i mean like [ __ ] me i missed it like like two millimeters [ __ ] two thousand years later okay we finally found our [ __ ] swamp i lost i was like looking for this place for like half

[ __ ] hour there’s a swamp like right over there like there’s swamp here there’s like these mountains like not these mountains like over there like like uh 300 400 meters that way there’s another swamp i went that way i was like looking half hour in there for like a [ __ ]

My [ __ ] swamp and it wasn’t there and it was [ __ ] getting annoyed but we’ve returned so the next episode though i think first thing i’m going to do is uh making a [ __ ] map because i got lost and it does [ __ ] [ __ ] and also for next episode we’ll go start mining

Probably the mine we found in that village probably the abandoned mine shaft is there maybe we could find that too that’ll be [ __ ] amazing but thank you for watching today’s episode if you enjoyed don’t forget to like and subscribe for more daily content and i will catch you on our next exciting adventure