Unbelievable Fake Minecraft Speedruns

So I don’t have enough time so these Minecraft’s rarest feature now I just have to light it up and wait for it what is that oh my God people who cheat in their speedruns are hilarious because they’re terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these are the funniest fake

Minecraft speedruns this speedrun starts off looking pretty normal you can see all their recent save files and it appears as if they speedrun pretty frequently 700 p.m. 7:01 p.m. 7:26 p.m. I’m not sure what Emma’s epic end practice re re re is but the beginning of this video is promising so they

Create their new world putting the difficulty on easy and the world creation looks pretty normal nothing funky happening here oh no no no no wait a second is this the speedrun that I think it is let’s take a look there’s a lot of dream impersonators out there

This could be him this couldn’t be him there’s only one way to find out unfortunately the video quality on this speedrun is quite low again it seems to be a pretty common theme for speedrunners to record with a toaster oven but in the distance here you can see the speedrunner found a desert

Village and a desert temple so the speedrunner breaks this tree using the wood to craft a the crafting table that sounded redundant and right in front of them is a lava pool extremely lucky so the speedrunner crafts wooden tools and they break the stone getting stone tools

In just under a minute while they’re next to the lava pool they also dig up this gravel to get flint which tells me the speedrunner actually has a pretty good idea of what they’re doing right now well when the speedrunner gets into the village they do exactly what you’d

Expect they break some hay bales they kill the Iron Golem and the speedrunner gets four iron ingots from that Golem now listen I remember my last video you guys gave me a real hard time because I was overly paranoid and thought that you couldn’t get five iron ingots from a

Golem listen if you were me you were watching these goofy speedruns every day you’d be overly cautious too anyways blah blah blah they break some beds they craft a bucket and looky here there’s a water pool right next to the lava pool I’m beginning to get a little suspicious

I don’t know about you regardless they make their nether portal light it and they enter the end and as soon as they enter the nether they are directly outside of nether fortress and I just want to put this out here this speedrun is in fact dreams speedrun and you can

Tell how this speedrun is really not that much different from the goofy ones that I reviewed I get that every Minecraft world is random but the luck in this Speed Run is absurd it is just ridiculous every step of the way he is getting unbelievably lucky and it really

Is a surprise to me that no one was skeptical at first so after exploring the nether fortress for only 40 seconds dream finds a blaze spawner very very lucky 1 2 3 4 5 again I have no idea how no one was skeptical about this dream killed five blaze rods and got exactly

One Blaze R hey how’s it going it’s a andoro at night I just want to chime in here and say I don’t understand why as soon as I turn my microphone on I I lose the ability to speak anyways dream killed five blazes and every single one he got a blaze rod

I remember he hired Bill Nye the Science Guy to do the maths behind it but the chances of this happening is literally astronomical my RNG buddy really said my RNG he knows what he was doing that’s six Blaze that’s seven Blaze Blaze and seven blaze rods he he doesn’t even need

More blaze powder but he’s still killing them so he killed nine blaze in total and got eight blaze rods listen no offense to you but I’m pretty sure it’s been proven that dream cheat in the speedrun I don’t have anything against the guy except for the fact that he

Stole my Minecraft pet hunt video and if you want to hear about that go on my channel it doesn’t matter let’s just keep on watching the speedrun so I kid you not literally 5 seconds later dream immediately finds piglins to trade with which is extremely lucky he gives the

Piglin six gold ingot six count them six gold ingots maybe I’m just not good at math I literally have a math minor he just got six ender pearls from one gold ingot now again I know that he hired Bill Nye the Science Guy to prove the math behind it but I’m flabbergasted I

Have no idea how that’s even possible someone in the comments is going to have to help my my peanut brain understand this so dream got 11 ender pearls from six gold ingots and he killed what did I say nine Blaze and got eight blaze rods again in retrospect I just find it so

Hilarious that no one no one suspected a thing in the moment like I I genuinely I feel I’m more likely to win the lottery than all this to happen and it’s so interesting how if you listen to the audio on the speedrun he’s completely silent after all this happening give me one more Trade I have no beds oh my God I have no flipping beds so if you didn’t hear dream he’s screaming about how he doesn’t have any beds and I genuinely believe that he was just trying to make a stink about nothing to distract his audience from the fact that he just made

A massive stinker a big fat sheep anyways enough of the peanut gallery dream makes 11 Eyes of Ender throws one of them and surprise surprise it actually breaks and then it’s so crazy because if you listen to the audio I’m just going to play it you tell me what

You think oh this is rigged this is rigged against me and in my favor if you didn’t hear him he says this is rigged rigged against me oh my goodness and in my favor I feel like he was so latent about the cheating my goodness so this

Part of the speedrun is actually pretty boring dream just kind of runs around and wastes 2 minutes trying to find another Village he does get Beds which is very lucky spending another 2 minutes just traveling trying to find the stronghold he throws one of his Eyes of

Ender it does not break and then he digs down there is a little bit of struggle for him to find the stronghold but he does find it oh brother this is so boring sorry guys uh the last 5 minutes was just excruciatingly boring so I’m going

To Quick sum it up for you in 5 seconds dream goes into the portal room he only has 10 Eyes of Ender there is one frame filled so he just needs one more so unfortunately he wastes 5 minutes trying to find an Enderman he eventually does

Find one and of course there is a 50% chance that an Enderman drops an ender pearl and what do you know dream gets the sweet sweet ender pearl so he returns to the portal room and enters the end and I’m actually pretty surprised here because look I’m not a

Speedrunner myself but I I feel like I could get the dragon to perch more quickly than dream he honestly wastes a lot of time trying to get the dragon to perch but eventually it does go down and he kills the dragon with six heads and

After the speed is over I just want you to listen to what he says here that run was full of luck there was a lot of luck in that run if you couldn’t hear him he says that run was full of luck yeah I

Agree at the end of the day am I ever really going to know if dream knowingly cheated or not I’m not sure the guy gets involved in drama as often as I breathe air I mean he even went as far as to steal one of my videos if you guys want

To hear about that I made a video about it go check it out on my channel regardless I don’t really care it’s a game about blocks supposedly The Story Goes he had plugins on his computer and he didn’t know it I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore let’s just check out

The next speedrun this speedrun is very interesting now listen I know I have a lot of viewers all around the world supposedly just 40% of my audience is from the United States and I actually have a lot of viewers who are in Europe so maybe you guys could help me out I

Have no idea what language this guy is speaking it sounds very cool anyways that’s not important the speedrunner creates their world calling it speed run but hang on a second things are not starting off good here they don’t show their world creation and as soon as the Run starts

Off come on another rookie mistake they are selecting the sixth slot in their inventory and they already have one level of experience so uh yeah this is not promising oh come on man do not tell me that you enabled the bonus chest when you created this world uh wait a second

Though this is looking a little different than the bonus chest and I don’t know if you can see on the corner of the screen but they did just find a village yeah this is this is not this is not the bonus chest well um maybe there’s still hope for the speedrunner

Oh look a chicken yeah that’s that’s definitely not what the bonus chest would do they got so much loot from that chicken they had to get rid of some of it now listen I’m not exaggerating the speedrunner finds this Village it just take a wild

Guess as to what you think is about to happen maybe they’re going to break some beds maybe they’re going to kill the Iron Golem no no it’s it’s none of that there is a trap door in this villager house and you know what I’m not even

Going to to say anything just Watch What Happens yeah so uh I’m pretty sure a villager didn’t dig that hole at the bottom of it the speedrunner finds really everything they need lava obsidian golden block salic structures I don’t know if you noticed what just happened but the speedrunner

Made a very sudden cut in their video and you can see that they gave themselves 64 obsidian y must be St thought that’s course and again really another cut and they gave themselves flint and steel so the and I’m air quoting here speedrunner lights their nether portal and enters the end sorry

Guys I’m taking a quick break my cat is about to sit on my keyboard can’t record while she’s doing that okay now she’s cleaning herself while she sits on me just one moment all right I’m back and apparently the speedr runner’s back with the bonus chest come on dude supposedly the nether

Portal is built right outside of a nether fortress and inside of this bonus chest according to the speedrunner it’s an and Ando Kos kosas I’m not going to try and say that again the speedrunner uses their Enderman spawn egg to spawn an Enderman they immediately Slaughter it getting

Too many ender pearls immediately after that they find some sort of netherite block hallway and look here another bonus chest this sign I’m not even going to attempt to say it I’m not going to make a fool of myself again well inside the chest is a blaze spawn egg so the

Speed Runner spawns The Blaze kills the Blaze and gets an endless amount of blaze rods kind of like how dream did in the last speedrun and right after that I’m I’m just going to pause the video here you’re you’re never going to guess what happens the speedrunner finds don’t

Worry I’m not going to call it the wish.com nether portal because so many of you were upset with me when I called it that this supposedly is called an Ether Portal ather portal I don’t know and this portal brings the speedrunner into the middle of the ocean on the most

Jerry rigged looking end portal I have ever seen my entire life oh hang on a second guys I got to take this yeah yeah yeah I’ll tell him yeah all right listen buddy Walmart called they want their Great Value back and the end portal doesn’t even work when he fills

It with all the eyes of course there’s another cut and they’ve clearly fixed their goof so the speedrunner enters the end and you know it’s going to get intense when the speedrunner starts playing motivational epic music in the background of their speedrun just take a Listen on the man that motivational music and the way he killed the Ender Dragon in such a legitimate and realistic way really motivated me to go to sleep before I start this next speedrun I just want to point out I know how much you guys love the wish.com Ender Dragon and

I’m here to deliver I took some creative Liberties and skipped ahead in the speedrun and I can say without a doubt that the end of it is so goofy I know this one’s fake they’re level 43 they’re selecting the second slot on their hot bar and oh man are they playing

Minecraft on an iPad can you even speedrun Minecraft on an iPad I don’t know it doesn’t matter well the speedrunner walks into this cave and they start breaking a stone block I don’t know what that would accomplish I don’t know why they’re wasting their time breaking a stone block there’s got

To be nothing de there’s a chest okay and they find full netherite armor I cannot describe how many times I have seen a speed R get full netherite armor in the first 5 Seconds of the speedrun it’s starting to get a little boring guys going to be honest and I could be

Wrong but I’m pretty sure that this speedrunner Minecraft skin is Frozone all right you gave me a chuckle plus 10 points for that yeah well I’m not really surprised that there is a lit nether portal in this cave so the speedrunner enters a nether portal and oh man really

This is education Edition does speedrun.com even accept Minecraft education edition speedruns whatever it doesn’t matter I’m this far in I need to finish this out as as soon as a speedrunner spawns into The Nether there is the most ridiculous looking replacement for what the nether fortress should be and inside of this

Chest is 64 eyes ofender very very lucky this amazing loot is all thanks to oh man not again the peee seller this guy has become a recurring character in Minecraft speedruns you guys can see for yourself go back and watch all my videos I have seen the pp Trader like 10

Different times now who is he and what does he want from me well anyways the rest of the speedrun is pretty standard thisy guys’s got everything he could need he exits the cave and in front of him is the end portal okay I’m not very surprised by that so the speedrunner

Fills the end portal with Eyes of Ender jumping into the portal reminding us that he is speedr running education Edition quick intermission um I was doing some DIY I turned around and my cat is sitting on my door now I know how that sounds but I can explain so I’m

Going to finish watching the speedrun and hope that the door that is directly behind me does not fall over you’re little goofy goober as soon as they get into the end there’s a hole that leads to the surface what I’m thinking is that the speedrunner forgot to get a pickaxe

Or blocks or really anything for that matter except for Eyes of Ender so the speedrunner Wast time trying to break the endstone in front of them and they quickly give up now hold on a second I don’t know if you just caught that you know what I’m not even going to say

Anything rewind the video and tell me if you notice what just happened I’m taking the training wheels off so the speedrunner uses their pickaxe to break the endstone above them and they build up to the surface I don’t know if you noticed this but the health bar for the

Ender Dragon is just not here will you remember what I said at the beginning of the speedrun oh yeah that’s what I’m talking about wish.com Ender Dragon the speedrunner gracefully destroys the Ender Dragon beating the game in what time I don’t know because they were too

Lazy to put a timer on it before I start this next speedrun I just want to point out I know this sounds unrelated but before Tik Tok the world was at peace and in harmony everything was perfectly balanced but then as soon as Tik Tok came into existence it created something

Really annoying text to speech voices and this speedrun has one of those very annoying text to speech voices I think it’s a character from Rick and Morty you guys are going to have to fill me in on this one I’m let’s start by chopping some Woods I’m going to show youall how

Speedruns are being done if you couldn’t hear him he said he’s going to show us how speedruns are being done all every bu show me what you got the speedrunner breaks a tree that’s in front of them and immediately after that the bar is

Set so low when there is a sudden cut to the speedrun and you can very clearly see they change their game mode there there is nothing I could do to commentate these next moments it’s like a 20 second clip hey buddy what is up can I steal from you it’s all right I’m

Speed running I know you will understand you please don’t make that face so after completely robbing villagers are now stacked wait a minute is that a villager how is it so big oh he is coming after me bro yeah so there’s a lot to unpack there but the

Speedrunner decides they’re going to steal from the Villager and after another very sudden cut they said they have stolen everything from the Villager supposedly villagers keep tons of diamond tools on them I don’t know maybe he just got lucky and then after that there is a ginormous villager that

Chases them so the speedrunner runs away and as soon as they hit the ground there is another very sudden cut and they’re suddenly in a cave so the speedrunner finds obsidian after they break the cobblestone in front of them again every 3 seconds there’s a cut next thing you

Know it there’s a nether portal and an End Portal directly in front of them there’s a lot going on here my little ADHD brain cannot keep up correction though turns out I was wrong and I know that doesn’t happen a lot but just listen to what the speedrunner says okay

Guys so I have built a rare nether portal which can directly send me to in dimension yeah that’s right so this is actually a very special nether end portal some would call it the nend portal why am I like this and it’s going to bring him directly into the end wow

That is extremely impressive you know I’ve been playing Minecraft since it was in Alpha and I’ve never seen this before you learn something new every day now as soon as the speedrunner gets into the end I don’t know if you’re noticing what I see take a moment take a look at the

Screen tell me if you see it yeah that’s right so a few blocks forward the endstone looks a little funky a little goofy some would say now keep that in mind for what’s about to happen the speedrunner makes some sort of strange looking sacrificial altar I have no idea

They light it up with flint and steel they stand there they wait a few moments and out of nowhere you’re never going to believe who breaks through those Blocks my brand new plushie n I’m just kidding that’d be pretty cool though right let me know if you want a plushy though I can make that happen what is that oh my God I have summon Notch the creater of Minecraft so now you know if you ever want to summon

Notch the creator of Minecraft just make that alter light it with flint and steel and it should work just like that I’m air quoting here I know you can’t see me but Notch goes to the middle of the end Island attempting to kill the dragon but

In the process of doing so he kills everything and the speed run ends very abruptly just like that this speedrun teaches us a very important lesson why you should never use annoying text to speech voices before this next speedrun I actually want to ask you for a favor I am

Uploading more often shocker I know if you see I posted a video that isn’t fake Minecraft speedruns please give it a chance they are very funny and it would mean the world to me don’t worry though the fake Minecraft speedruns are not going anywhere I love making those

Videos for you but I also have a lot of fun making other videos too and they’re hilarious it was right behind you I guess legs legs damage thank you so much I appreciate you sport have a great day