Unbelievable: GnomeGeso Finds Rare Pickaxe!

All right I’m here God [ __ ] damn it man I’m so oh I’m so [ __ ] tired of it every single time I’m almost about to go live someone calls me I have to answer listen chat today’s going to [ __ ] suck but it is going to be fun but it’s

Going to suck for me I I had to put together a little ramshackle mod pack uh to make it doable and also solvable uh in certain situations because I’ve added two randomizers on top of each other for this stream I’ve added one that randomizes every single block in the

Game and one that randomizes every recipe in the game tomato is forced to resorting to randomizer content huh bro I haven’t done a randomizer in like over like weeks what are you talking about grass has created dark oak fence dark oak fence will create Crimson button next question what does dirt

Make string dad Mak string we have all these things compiled in this red book here so guys no matter what before we even really worry about the randomizer we got to find a village we need to find a village we can’t survive out here on our own there’s this sheep here there’s

Not a single chance in a million years this thing’s going to drop us any actual food when I [ __ ] kill it wait what the Y what the [ __ ] it came out cooked do SE dude holy sh [ __ ] this may be one of the sheep will be our only food

Source what yo this sheep is full of cooked meat random cooked meat is what sheep drop hang on let me check that one more time this is actually good cuz in all of my bro what do pigs drop let’s see if it’s all animals or just

Sheep a cursed a cursed Beast you just dropped a block of wood okay so AAA log will make mossy cobblestone w walls if I craft it now I’m not going to craft it because what I’m actually going to do is confirm this the the line here of what

Pigs can provide me which is purple slabs pigs have become useless to hang on wait two purple slabs become one bamboo Plank and the bamboo plank becomes two Mossy stone brick slabs which become nothing and it’s trash and pigs are trash things coming out of

Plant is our best bet for any kind waxed o oxidized cut copper stairs otherwise known as completely useless so we’re just going to throw that out gravel is useless it’s trash it’s true garbage okay what’s dirt guys we can finally sleep oops ain’t no way dream B guys I’m on Hardcore I’m obviously

Going to get killed by a creeper in about 5 Seconds what is this what is this food oh bad almond oh my [ __ ] god this people eat Steves hey there oh they got a [ __ ] stone cutter thank God you mind if I you mind if I used this Bingo Cobble Dee slate crazy

Specific things when used in a stone cutter which means chat we got pants baby 100% scripted you guys can’t accept what I’m winning dude I’m sorry you feel that way but hey I got you something it’s in this box I hand you a box are you going to open

It no it opens regardless it’s on a timer there’s a big L in it it’s for you I know you already have so many but I thought maybe you could use one more well here’s what we do we have Oak stairs here let’s guys let’s see what we Get people out here were saying it’s rigged and I think it’s because you weren’t thinking about things can you turn off the music kind of annoying can we ban fabled wolf uh 591 thank you who the [ __ ] asks to mute the music of Minecraft I I sorry let me hang on let

Me get the real music I know you guys wanted let me get the real music on you know we haven’t seen is like any living enemies like You’ think with it writing there’d be creatures about but I haven’t seen anything uh do you think a child drops different loot than an adult

Because this might be a limited resource and I should [ __ ] put them down we have no idea what you could be carrying in this world nothing [ __ ] if I can’t find a crafting table that’s going to seriously limit our options cuz really the crafting table is where I’m going to live the good

Stuff they’re closing their doors to me now the vill just don’t want me near them after they’ve seen what I do to their home is there is there really no guys this Village doesn’t have any uh any crafting tables in it whatsoever God damn the thing is my options to explore

Are so immense but I’m also simultaneously ridiculously constrained oh but now oh I lived I don’t know how the [ __ ] I lived oh it’s cuz of my diamond pants wait A F I lived because of my Diamond pet I got to get the [ __ ] out of here oh

This town is finished we got to get out of here when the sun sets we will rest easy knowing that we have continued to live on despite the fact that we don’t know how to craft I rest easy knowing that at any moment I could annihilate my

Morale by looking up how to make a wooden pickaxe and getting really sad matter of fact I think I might [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you water everywhere nothing to drink guys water everywhere everywhere but nothing to drink dudee where the [ __ ] you maybe these ones will have

Crafting tables H does anyone live here oh home lock it down lock it down it’s locked down get a button on that yeah wait how will I get out how pressure plate would that that worked perfectly but I don’t know what this pressure plate drops if I break it

So what if it’s diamonds I have to check it before I use one I’ll have to get another one how about I how about we engage in a little bit of reverse checking here I’m going to check how I make a chest oh guys it’s [ __ ] over we are living a life of

Destitution good news is if we ever get a hold of gold ingots we can make an ender chest out of pants okay so Cactus can be cooked to make light gray wool but how would I get a oh [ __ ] come on we need to find a

Bottle with honey in it stat this is the big issue is that I need to like Drop things my inventory is going to get full and I have no way to hold things that was kind of the issue I should check barrels hang on Barrel I should have known but we only

Wait can I like use this to cook things ain’t no way we know how to make Lapis you cook potatoes you get lapis now if only I knew how to get an enchanting table Alchemy omegal guys child out of my room the disrespect get

Out get out do not jump on my bed be be don’t not bring your friends I haven’t broken a bone block on the ground that hasn’t happened oh my God they’re bringing their family over never mind bone blocks do not which means the only value of bone blocks is

Making magenta beds be gone child can’t you see I’m practicing dark Alchemy the coppers are definitely going to be an issue as well listen kid I need you to [ __ ] off where is your parents uh listen I need to barter and trade one come in here and put me down clean please

Okay just so maybe something will come over and just end us as fast as possible flint and steel of course oh drop that drop that drop that for me you need to give that to me you need to hand it over no no le we got these buttons which drop signs which drop

Observers which are completely useless just become like a random vagrant in someone’s town like babbling about like crafting where if I was a randomize you know what I would do I would hide the best things behind the most valuable natural spawns to De incentivize people from never finding them at all I should

Have known that you were hiding some of the greatest treasures of this world from me is that another [ __ ] sign it’s just a couple layers it’s it’s just a couple layers guys it’s like one of those nesting dolls it it’s just another couple layers before we get to the good part nothing nothing

Nothing the answer is nothing we’ve only found trash dirt tier Villages full of nothing but losers and morons guys I didn’t bring a bed how do I how do I get that magenta bed back what was the recipe for bed it was what was it like

You get I I no no no don’t tell me don’t tell me don’t tell me don’t tell me don’t tell me don’t tell me don’t tell me I got it what shut the [ __ ] up I know how to make a bed in Minecraft know how to make a bed Minecraft you magically

Grab some bone blocks and you [ __ ] put them in the crafting is this a [ __ ] joke what is this [ __ ] uh yes with this we will find a way to survive you are cheating guys I can’t make a pickaxe I can’t make a pickaxe you guys are complaining about cheating

I can’t make a pickaxe I’ve been cursed guys with triumphant music like this how could I lose check this out oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh I’m actually losing I’m going to lose if I didn’t you don’t you see I’m standing on the realm of immortality behold you can’t kill me hey

Kitty hey Kitty drop me something now oh wait you give me the thing that I wait so you’ll actually the the villagers give actual things aligned with their job which means if I give this guy enough I I never do this [ __ ] how does he level up Apprentice oh my God we have

Weapons and thus the path forward is finally made clear we’re so [ __ ] back I was starting to I was starting to lose hope but now we’re [ __ ] back give me that we have an iron axe we have a melee weapon paper for emeralds how do I make

Those again how do I hang on I’ve had a lot of paper paper has been something that has been common to me Spruce leaves you wait right there you’re going to make me a billionaire this could be big holy [ __ ] holy holy [ __ ] yeah we got a

Cooking station guys which means I could how the hell do I make S terra cotta again I remember having that I just got to break some grass quick hang on a second give me that just going to go ahead and cook that up it’s a simple as that baby boom bam

Arise arise another right hole we’re so [ __ ] back how much damage does it do one attack he can make a killing as a candle farmer now silence fool nothing what a waste of my [ __ ] time potions actually are as they should be really and the whole time it was this

Huh makes you wonder if diamonds are like one step away from me oh a bee I have to kill him what if he drop something I missed oh [ __ ] give me that we just need a pickaxe any pickaxe would do maybe I can craft one guys so far

Crafting has been kind of a crapshoot like I’ve not really been able to not really been able to do it maybe maybe maybe maybe I can nope nope maybe maybe you literally literally you just cook stone nope that’s not literally never a million years am I

Doing that one uh wait I had that at one point and I threw it away wait a minute I had that at one point and I gave up sticking wait how did I get this wait I had this at one point and I threw it out

Wait wait wait wait wait I had that at one point wait I had that I had those where the [ __ ] is it I had those I had that kind of copper that kind of copper I [ __ ] had G bed I have that copper dude I’m going I got to go to sleep but

That guy’s going to die the path forward oh go [ __ ] yourself oh go [ __ ] yourself just go [ __ ] yourself right now what you what are you talking about and now break tell when I even get that you wouldn’t even know if you you would even be able

To what the I had that no I had that I had that too dude this is actually like raising my blood pressure I was one step away a 100 different times times and I squandered it I will not get owned any oh oh as of a [ __ ] come

On as of now I will not get owned wait what’s this huh didn’t CH weren’t Cherry planks really useful wa Cherry plank makes slime ball now slime ball make nothing of value and I don’t think I’ve killed the fish either the land provideth again the

Land the land do provide it hang on Yo these fish are cracked dropping iron which means I can make shears ain’t no way these fish are dropping emeralds too there just ain’t no way am I am I what does a chest do when I break it give some of those Cherry

Planks curiouser and curiouser well I got what I came for I’m going to head back now I got more emeralds and now we have a source of constant emeralds I’m going to get a fishing rod wait really I mean it looks cheap but it’s actually going to require blue

Wool require Birch planks oh [ __ ] me man so is there no way that I am aware of to do this we will go do this well if you ride a pig around long enough it will eat the carrot and you’ll get the rod this might be [ __ ] but I have

All of the tools required to Che actually not true LMAO I literally just looked it up it’s not true I ban that person for Life unless they apologize make them apolog now no it is true okay unban them for life and make me apologize guys where are my Saddles oh

To be cursed and not be able to have a centralized inventory because I have no way to move these [ __ ] chests you threw them Fox took them someone just said that I’m going to believe it I knew you were a deceiver H oh I have to F guys I’m gonna have to

Hang on I’m going to have to find more dead Bush wait from yellow bed anyone here sleeping a yellow bed might be solvable this one might be I would kill a man for a yellow bed I’d kill any last one of you if it meant getting me a

Yellow bed Chest Cherry plank yellow bed guys I’m so glad all of you have insane psycho memory and for some reason remember this [ __ ] because I sure as hell um I mean let’s be honest I have not been keeping very good track of my inventory and the things that I can

Create how am I supposed to be able to focus when I have such a difficult difficult task oh [ __ ] this chest will do what is it and then I just break it again then I just shatter this thing again what the L what do you what do you mean

L what do you mean l Meo L you L you failed the Alchemy spell dude people were like get the Cherry planks but that would cost so many cherry planks which would mean I would have to destroy a thousand chests we will continue a journey the direction that I

Originally planned to find a stone cutter Nothing Else Matters I’m being distracted the saddle will come to me I’m going to make I’m going to get enough iron here from these guys to quickly make a set of shears I want to try it on a sheep on the way out and see

What it drops surely you will get shears I will this one I actually have 100% confidence in check this if there was a crafting table in this it was it when a crafting table is located I will um also check for a yellow bed yellow bed yellow bed yellow bed yellow bed yellow

Bed did that none of that dropped what I needed without axe top part the cactus the cactus the cactus you’re right it’s the cactus now now we place the cactus on the sand yes I still remember slowly this has become so complicated that it is simply just chat playing Minecraft and instructing the

Old man Oak hanging shine it didn’t make the dead Bush it needs to make the bush it’s random chance if it makes the bush we’re going to find out how we’re going to make the Shadow and then we’re going to make fish and then we’re going to

Fish it up we’re going to there we go we have one right here guys I just have to hit the top side oh oh my God we got it all right let’s find a pig and get this job done there’s got to be a pig oh fresh meat hey

Hey guys remember the sea is a great bounty to us it has provided us greatly before I’m might actually check the uh kelp oh get the [ __ ] over here [ __ ] die give it to me Lanterns have a source of light we have to hunt all them we have

To hunt all of them we have to hunt all of them it’s the only way we get lanterns we can illuminate the darkness that means I can go to caves come on oh how long is this going to take do I just right click what do I do cuz I just did a

Bunch of damage to it doing that oh there whoa there look at that look at that dude a perfect lap see you later loser hey give me that [ __ ] hey hey hey give me that saddle back oh that was another sign what do you drop oh yeah you

Slabs oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I don’t have anything to do with this oh [ __ ] give me that [ __ ] hell oh man that’s mine now I don’t know who you was but that note block is mine Now it gave me sticks it gave me sticks really thought this town had crafting tables but I think I was uh mistaken I actually imagine that I’m sorry wait a minute this is [ __ ] straight up heinous if this is true are these fish spawning from the snow

Melting a that is disgusting that is disgusting that is horrible I had the sticks too I could have made three netherite axes I could have all the things I could have made I could have made flint and steel I could have burned this [ __ ] City to the

Ground there’s a lot of recipes guys bear with me a second that was it I misremembered how valuable sticks were at some point but I could have made an Eye of Ender which would have enabled me the ability to leave to explore this world and to find the Fortress at which

Point I would have been unable to dig to it because I never learned how to make a pickaxe because um well those things are [ __ ] impossible not one of these [ __ ] things in a million years could a man make unless you had Stone which would require Black Stone you would need an emerald

Wait a minute you literally only needed three chests oh people must be unfollowing this stream this was the this was the one where I finally [ __ ] off guys the streamer literally couldn’t do it Guys the triumphant music bucket of co wait a minute hang on you go [ __ ] yourself don’t even talk to me do I get the and thus he gamed even harder than ever before and now look fish move and a thousand fish arose from the Lakes and the hills and the mountain and

They poured over the land and the people did go as a thousand fish poured upon them and destroyed their lands everything I’ve ever wanted has come up to this exact point Emerald blocks become Mother of God it was always one step away it took a thousand years it did I’m going to

Leave all my stuff here because I’m going to I’m going to dig a whole down now I don’t have any lights so that way hang on I I’d have to hunt down and kill a dolphin to get lights wait a minute you know I have the solution for

This there we go now we’re indoors whoa oh [ __ ] oh oh oh jack ass piece of [ __ ] ow [ __ ] don’t do it you sure you want to [ __ ] with me light up there we don’t have light but what we do have is can do attitude fish what the [ __ ] just came out of

This I don’t give a [ __ ] if that gets glued to my head or not broken seed have you seen the last 5 hours what do you mean mean okay that ore gave me a big old load up I will never want again our time is now arise Warriors my cup spilth

Over mine cop spilth we will arise throw all this trash out we don’t [ __ ] need any of it anymore look at how my cup spilth over with so much treasure the entire bottom of this world was lined with Lut and no one believed me they said it

Was impossible they swore to me that it was impossible well to that I say shut your mouth well chat I can tell you one thing riches were found but that is it it’s been 5 hours I did not intend to go this long on this honestly I expected to get

[ __ ] owned it’s all trash it’s all trash top to bottom it’s all trash