UNBELIEVABLE! I got Hoplite’s Flaming Swords?! 😱

Hello I’m I’m dime it’s just fun to say that I have my deep voice today oh by the way welcome back to another hotly Battle Royale I hope you’re all doing good I have my deep voice today because it’s 7:47 p.m. and when that happens it means

I’m a little different I actually have coffee next to me but it’s like I don’t know if I should drink it because it’s so late and I got about a little less than 5 hours of sleep last night and so I’m just thinking through it and I’m

Like hm so just kind of a thought that I’m thinking through with my thoughts that I’m thinking through in my thoughts I would love to get like a really solid win today and I don’t just mean like a kind of solid wind but I want to like

Really go for it today I’m feeling confident I haven’t been super like focused um recently because I haven’t had an opportunity to play a lot of games and now because I’m back from my trip from Texas and I don’t have to rush to make videos it’s almost like I have

This opportunity now to uh make a video inspiring in I know inspiring thank you a lot also we’re getting close to 30,000 subscribers okay we’re not actually close but maybe we’ll be close soon which is YouTube rank we’re still going for YouTube rank guys just imagine that’d be cool I’m honestly okay with

Not being YouTube rank though it’s just like that’s cool if it happens I need to learn to be more content with that I’m working on it I’m not as content as I should be anyway yeah I am recording so hi also I should have gotten coal now

That I think about it that would have been very helpful so I’ve done like a community tab post like hey do you want somebody else to edit my videos and I think it barely won like for somebody else to maybe edit my videos but some of the comments on that Community top post

Were something along the lines of you know do it if it helps you you know takes the burden off you and I don’t think it really would cuz here’s the thing I like having control like complete dictatorship over what goes into my videos like if I say something that I want to be

In the video I don’t want somebody to cut it out and I also I’m just not a big fan of all the over edited videos on YouTube nowadays you know back in my day I’ll tell you what we we edited with toothpicks and Cheerios so with that

Being said I’m going to be a little different than probably a lot of other YouTubers that like once they scale up they just keep scaling up I might not scale up I might just kind of stay where I am and be okay I’ve been thinking about that recently so um thank you also

I’ve thought about like all these different opportunities that I’m like okay well maybe I should do shorts maybe I should do other things and I feel like that just comes down to me not being content with what I have and that I need to just learn okay you know what

Cuz Okay I’m not saying don’t do shorts because like that’s wrong and like you’re not being the way you should if you’re doing shorts I’m saying like for me I just feel like it’s a better idea okay I don’t do shorts because one thing I’m not short at all I’m 6’1 and and

That doesn’t make any okay I’m sorry that was really dumb but I just feel like you know I like making videos and I feel like you know I don’t edit perfectly I don’t talk perfectly I don’t walk perfectly in m i don’t play Minecraft perfectly how about that but I

Think part of what we need on YouTube at least what I want to see more on YouTube is people that are just like I don’t know not over editing absolutely everything and I feel like even children as well like uh you know people that like are a little younger than 19 I say

Children you know 17 13 people older than me I feel like we all need our generation Generation Z unless you’re generation alpha or yeah I don’t know unless you’re like that which in that case like it’s okay that you watch me but like I’ll probably like

Punch you in the face if I see in your real life but it’s okay no I’m just kidding strice likes my gamer glasses by the way go ahead and comment we love you strice thank you I mean while you’re down there you might as well I don’t

Know likeing okay see and that’s what I’m talking about that’s what we need on YouTube is just somebody begging for subscribers again like it was 2017 this is what we’ve all been missing I know I’m going on a rant today but I feel like we need more rants too there

Are so many people that are you know feeling lonely and are getting all this content pushed to them that isn’t even real like like real life I mean of course this isn’t like a real life conversation either but it’s even less it’s just like you are getting this formulaic algorithmic um um content

That’s just boom boom boom in your face and I’ve thought about that and this is my conclusion that I’m telling you guys right now about why I shouldn’t make that kind of content but uh that’s just my thought that’s my initial thought so

You know if I go back on this and then I like make shorts I change my mind but that’s my that’s what I’ve been thinking right now so I’m just putting that out there because I like to you know talk with you guys talk some things through

And uh I mean maybe not everybody will agree with me me and that’s completely fine I mean that’s part of the dialogue of humans we can disagree with each other now that doesn’t mean I’m not completely right but you know whatever okay I’m partially kidding anyway here’s

The thing I I mean I just want to be honest with you guys there are some things in my life I’m just looking at myself and I’m like you know there are things I really want uh right now and want too much that I’m like trying to

Push myself to do things that maybe I don’t need to do like for example uh like I would really like to have a feather client cape and I don’t think that’s necessarily wrong just to want that but wanting it and not being patient for it is something I’m trying

To work on I need to be patient and even if I don’t get it I need to be okay with that and just content in that cuz where I am right now is like you need 20,000 subscribers and 10K views a video um to get a feather client cape and that would

Be so exciting and like also YouTuber don’t please don’t think I’m like okay I know I’m guilt tripping you guys this is just me actually just talking with you guys having like a conversation and to me it’s like I need to be able to go okay well if that happens that happens

If it doesn’t happen it doesn’t happen it’s so easy when you get all these like opportunities that you just want more and more because the feeling of you getting something that you wanted feels good so that it just makes you want more and more but I’m just letting you guys

Know that cuz I like to let you guys know I’m like a person and when I don’t say things like that I feel like sometimes it can just seem like I’m not a person like I’m some kind of you know YouTuber algorithmic machine person that like you know might say funny

Jokes in your opinion possibly if you think so and if you do think so thank you but if you don’t that’s fine and maybe I’m having a conversation a little bit more like this a little bit more serious and just like straight up because it’s a little bit later at night

And I’m just I don’t know maybe that is affecting my uh my brain but maybe at the same time it’s also just because it’s a conversation that need to be had I don’t know you be the judge hello skeleton I’m going to like beat you up thank you anyway I’m pretty sure I

Have like the most gold that I’ve ever gotten okay that’s not true at all because I’ve gone and gotten Gold Blocks I think before from Bastion but 30 gold is still quite a lot I’m not really exactly sure what I’m doing with my life sorry I’m back to being like not deep

Anymore you know I was being all deep deep thinker over here you know what I’m saying I mean there is a sense that we need to have deep thoughts and I mean there’s a time to have deep thoughts there’s a time to have thoughts that are just like

Happy and I think these thoughts are happy if they’re um I if you guys think so I don’t know pretend I’m like a clown but not like a scary well actually don’t pretend I’m a clown cuz some people hate clowns guys pretend I’m like a person that rides a unicycle you know

If the person riding the unicycle likes to do it but then like nobody else likes to watch them I mean that’s just ridiculous you know and I feel like that’s me I ride unicycles and nobody likes it I’m not talking about my YouTube channel anymore I just ride

Unicycles and I’m really sad nobody likes to watch me um okay that’s not true I just made all that that joke made no sense dime that’s okay dime be comforted by the idea that you can still speak British and rhyme all the time cuz you’re dime thank you

British time very cool also I might be posting two videos this week which is just kind of like a little treat because just I have time to well I kind of have time to and here’s the thing I’m kind of like on the I guess you could say

Proverbial fence proverbial will be up on the screen because I’m teaching you guys words and you got to learn English so your parents are proud of you even if you’re like moved out of the house they still got to be proud you got to have proud parents I forgot what I was

Talking about oh well probably wasn’t that important oh yeah I was just saying but I was just saying it was it’s just kind of like a little treat hopefully to have another upload in a week I here’s the thing I want to balance not uploading too much and uploading decently often

Because here’s the thing if I upload too much not only are people going to get sick of my content but like people are going to be watching my content maybe more than they should the I mean here’s let’s just be honest there is plenty of

I’m dime on the internet to go around if you know what I’m saying yeah I just don’t want to like oversaturate the I’m dime mark Marketplace okay I’m sorry I’m being the way I say things I just have to say it that way I can’t uh restrain myself it’s

Funny to me to say things in a weird way I’m not even like crazy off coffee right now um I’m just I mean I’m just kind of like this in general sometimes um you know sometimes I’m a little bit more tired I actually live streamed on Twitch

Today and you’re probably like d why did you live stream on Twitch that’s weird well it wasn’t really a good live stream and I may or have not had like five people watching cuz like I didn’t tell anybody about it it was like a secret stream so you’re probably like DME why

Would you even stream to five people what’s the point of that well you know I don’t have to have people watch me my grandma watched well my aunt watched me and she’s sweet and I love her it was for her kind of Hi how are you friend hamburger Pals it’s a very interesting

Name where did you get that don’t are you trying to place a cactus on me right now sir are you trying to do that you have a flower you know you’re supposed to return um evil with love here I’m not going to place this Cactus on I’m look see now we made a

Friend guys a soft answer turns away wrath oh hold on corn flowers I don’t really want those but I really appreciate it I am going to fight you though after PVP I’m really just manipulating you that’s that’s all I’m doing I’m just manipulating you this is

Good well friend listen we all have our time there’s a time to live in a time to die I can’t stop I’m sorry if you guys read the Bible these are like all Bible references okay they’re not all but hi I’m sorry I’m so sorry oh come on okay hold

On no no no stop it I just dropped my sword what am I doing in this world I have a warrior sword at least oh man oh go away please I like these flower biomes because then they can’t actually hit me because there’s all these flowers in the

Way of them hitting me so I’m hoping you just comes right over or uh maybe I’d be able to get my sword again oh he picked it up what a guy okay you know what this is what it calls for it calls for a Gad and a gap because that’s what we’re

Doing today I do need to go over and fight him because I already drained him enough to the point where I might as well fully Commit This is called Allin full send uh what are the cool things people are saying nowadays this is being

Riz I am being the Riz I’m sorry I’m 19 I I acting like I’m a 30-year-old dad with my Horribleness go go go go go okay this guy is a little bit lower he’s not necessarily like low low low low low low if you know sorry I can’t he’s getting really close to the border and that’s the thing that consoles me is when he’s there he’s going to be stuck and now

He’s turning away from the border that’s a little bit of an Issue please go back at me it would be absolutely wonderful you would just make my entire life so much better he is at 17 now we got shots we got speed we got regen uh from the perk this is really looking good he said oh SS okay I’m a

Little suspicious that he’s going to like crit me out oh no ah go away I was going to give you an SS which is a screenshot if you don’t know well he can’t have a screenshot anymore because now we’re going to be teaming if we don’t um do this I’m sorry I’m so

Sorry oh he had so much gold that is just wacky some might even call it wacky Doodles you know you can leave I don’t really want to melee you with my sword and I don’t really want to chase you either cuz um all this gold is just

Enough to break the mold that I would have in my brain cuz I’m insane Bring the Pain ooh that’s wonderful I got a lot of gunpowder which means I can make TNT if I get an amethyst Shard might be able to make uh aremis spell lator if I

Get diamonds as well can make another gap which is just absolutely Splendid I do not H and that sounded so British I can’t even but I might oh wait hold on this guy’s back pause the British moment listen I know you have a good sword I don’t okay I just can’t fight

You this does like what 6.5 attack damage that’s less than my brain I don’t even know what that means I just like saying silly things come on my arrows are kind of running short oh my I need to place this water okay he’s not healing up quite yet

Which gives me a chance maybe I can bow him a little bit more which makes him Force to melee if he doesn’t have healing okay come on come on come on oh my this is really scary don’t kill me please uh Fisher friends not food oh this is Finding

Nemo go away oh we set him on fire yes ma’am I don’t know why I said ma’am maybe sir probably sir the majority of people that play Minecraft are male I mean that’s just a fact okay this is getting scary I don’t want to eat my Gad here we need to eat a

Gap I just don’t have a good sword so if he like catches up to me I mean he could just kill me especially if he has that g head from the head that he got I mean he’s got to have at least a g head here

I mean he probably has gold well he has at least a head let’s just be honest okay let’s do a little melee little tap oh I’m so sorry ghe head I had to eat you I just apologize to a g head that makes no sense okay we’re doing

Okay guys I don’t really know what my brain does when I go to sleep but it leaves me saying things when I wake up that I have no idea what they mean and I’m pretty sure because I got less than 5 hours of sleep last night that I need

To sleep more so if you agree uh drop a like I’m going to make it a new thing that I say drop aik so many times that it’s like a joke but it’s also not a joke because it’s kind of serious and it’s going to be like an ironic drop

Aike so like we’re going to act like it’s an ironic joke that’s just you know one big me messing around but it’s also going to be true and a reality does that make sense also look at these six books I just made that’s wonderful I would love to make sharp

3 okay that’s not really what I’m looking for you know we have another opportunity that’s still looking out the door to car anymore call me Karen cuz I be Karen LOL that was a good one I just made that up on the spot guys you proud

Of me okay Power one wonderful can we get sharp no we can’t that is just reminds me of a bowl of soup in the morning I can’t stop talking I can’t do it maybe that’s a good thing maybe it’s bad I don’t know let’s

See no give me sharp or give me death no that was a reference to Give me liberty or give me death which I still um okay you know what I have to make another bow and enchant it I do because that bow is going to cost way more levels also can

We get sharp no we can’t that’s so devastating five levels okay listen I need a power three in my life like severely Also let’s make diamond boots right now oh I messed everything up the entire world I’m being so dramatic right now I’m the most dramatic person alive but I guess that

Yeah that’s probably good for a YouTuber the more dramatic you are the more audience retention you receive guys if I don’t kill one of these pigs I’m going to lose the entire game look at this it’s a little ironic but it’s also true so it’s just kind of I don’t know if

Ironic is the right word don’t worry about it guys okay we’ve got all these XP bottles right now which is absolutely just could I call it Splendid would you mind that okay sharpness that’s wonderful that’s what we’re looking for right now sharpness can we get another sharpness yes okay we got really lucky

With that as well that means we get sharp three here we need five levels that’s okay wonderful okay this is actually looking okay now with power three and sharp can we get Pro that would be even better well not even better hold on there’s a person guys look there’s a

Person that’s like basically at border this is always good I always love finding people far away it means I’m not going to get cleaned and normally people don’t expect you no way you have a diamond chest plate for me this would be just wonderful I would

Love to Bow spam me while no one’s around oh this is just such a wonderful day what a wonderful day and look he has a gingerbread man and an inferno sword oh and crossbow he’s going to Bow back this is my best fight I’ve ever had in my entire

Life this is my dream fight this is actually my dream fight I’m going to like save this and die I oh wait I ran out of arrows I might die hold on oh yeah did you come on I have no more arrows oh he died of

Fall damage it doesn’t matter he died on a boat imagine he got away in that boat that would have ruined my entire life I would have probably cried in real life I would have cried that’s okay cuz he didn’t so we’re just going to act like

He didn’t even have the chance it wasn’t close he yeah wonderful and we also have The Inferno sword now so I’m happy fire aspect wait a minute I might be able to combine this with this oh hold on a minute hold on just a second

Wait what if we combine it the other way could we do it that way okay it is a little bit less amethysts wait just a second oh I don’t have a gunpowder I like totally threw it out that’s so sad guys I get so excit I just you know I

Have mood swings but like the tolerable ones why am I mining gravel like that I need sand not like that though I need sand I need glass I’m trying to make XP bottles so I can get like you know I’m trying to get a thing I want

That sharp three fire aspect sword that would just make my entire life better and look at all these Golds all these Golds boom I don’t think I can make any more g- heads cuz I at the G on the other guy is that right yep that’s right

So that means I have to make Aries I don’t have to but I want too okay I think we’re good ooh 16 more gold don’t mind me I will take that also his bow is multi-shot so I probably won’t want to use that cuz I just like Bo people

Normally okay that’s wonderful look at this hold on guys this is a big deal sharp three fire that’s a big deal anybody says it’s not a big deal I some not listening to you we’ll also eat a gap right now because I don’t even want to waste my time considering I have a

Fire aspect sword and I also have Inferno no sword nobody can catch me on fire I can catch them on fire watch out I’m going to be a little flammable I became flammable in hoplight Battle Royale that’s a good one I like that one we should do it also we should enchant

Our Diamond chest plate cuz that’s cool to do all right guys I’m excited I am very excited um I would love to win this game if I can just talk straightforward me and you just having a one-on-one conversation as we have had throughout the whole video and have maintained for

Such a duration as this when I’m excited I get sophisticated let me turn the light on in my room I turn the light on in my room and I have a blanket on me but now I’m getting a little it’s getting a little intense so I’m taking

It off this is getting serious I might be Delirious getting a little serious hope I’m not um dubious that doesn’t rhyme that’s okay though I have a decent amount of healing as well um you know it’s not great to only have one G head but but there’s a person over here

They have a baker you know speaking of Bakers I had a Baker’s sis uh kissed how do you say it I don’t know I had like an injury that like sounded kind of like that there’s a guy with a diamond chest plate he’s right there he’s at 31 you

Know I might not go for him simply because this other guy seems like an easier opponent and um getting that easier opponent might be more potent oh wait hold on you’re getting bundles come here oh wait you’re the most stacked person I’ve ever seen in my entire life

Go away you just got two bundles and your full diamond at 48 why are you at 48 that doesn’t make any sense what is like what is that about why are you so high in health I you know what I really need feathers right now I don’t think he

Has feathers did he no he didn’t even have feathers oh that’s just rude maybe this guy will have feathers or maybe arrows that would be cool as well I would actually like to melee right now with my fire aspect it could be preferable my only problem if I get

Cleaned or if he runs long enough that Death Match happens I mean he’s at 37 so he is high on health he could have a g at here so we got to be a little care careful he could also be trapping cuz he’s leading me quite far from where I

Initially wanted to fight him I doubt he’s trapping but you always got to be careful in this game there’s so many Trappers okay there’s not that many Trappers but like I’ve seen a lot of trapping videos not that I actually watch them but they show up them I

Recommend it a him being in the water is actually good for him cuz my fire aspect he has gaps he might want to eat a gap already even though he’s only a 32 oh he’s eating one wow well we might be able to drop a gaps then why is he using a gold

Sword see he couldn’t set me on fire there he would have set me on fire slowed me down oh no I just opened my thing I killed him guys we killed him guys I’m using feather client and I still don’t know how to stop myself from

Doing that when I hit shift tab if somebody could comment down below and help me that’d be wonderful also why do you use fire aspect when I um have infer a sword in my hand that was very silly he probably just didn’t realize I feel like that’s something I’d do as well I’m

Not like not like saying anything mean about him he seems like a nice guy I mean you know he’s playing Minecraft toop likee Battle Royale okay and then also let’s go ahead and make these ghe heads right now this is not g- heads these are gaps I need to go back down

For Redstone because we can make Aries blessing here also I’m lagging with 61 ping that’s very concerning here’s the thing I happen to lag when it gets late at night oh no that’s him Oh no this is a Problem oh No the other guy’s above me oh no I can’t hit shift tab Oh I just have to survive for 52 seconds I want to make Aries but I can’t can’t hit shift tab either I don’t know what I’m doing Okay come on come on I’m still shifted nobody can find me hopefully please nobody see me what how are you knowing I’m there stop that is not good I mean obviously like I unshifted at one point but not what I’m looking for let’s make gaps here the other guy’s hopefully

Going to fight him oh I already made gaps did I did it drop on the ground when I was lagging I don’t know not even sure what happened there hey whatever guys let’s win 221 ping here we go we got this I can’t make a wolf pack either

Because I didn’t get my Redstone that I needed to get that’s so unfortunate here we go guys four other people left in this game I’ve got 140 Ms so hopefully it’s going down a little bit I want to go right for the middle this is really where I’m going to get my big

Kahunas okay well that wasn’t exactly what I was thinking I don’t need to put water down because I have Inferno sword I need to kill somebody with a lot of arrows this guy would be very good Apollo also seems good him setting me on Fire doesn’t matter this guy setting me on Fire

Doesn’t matter either cuz Inferno sword okay this guy’s concerning he’s going to clean them I need to fight somebody that I’m not going to get cleaned by I’m just concerned if that guy cleans both of them but but I’m hoping they’re smart enough players that they’re not going to

Let that happen and that they’re stacked enough they’re not going to let it happen and this guy happens to be running into everybody else which is not what I’m looking for exactly hm where did the other guy go this is what I need I need the one guy that’s away from everybody

Else he’s at 34 oh and he has arrows as well that’s wonderful good good good come here friend nobody else go for you please okay you know what I can’t do this either these people are healing up a lot this guy is my big threat get it cuz his name says

Threat he says I’m not a threat I don’t believe him put like all this in there I need to be able to pick up when this guy dies he’s getting lower I think he ate like a Gad or something as well come on oh we took his or he doesn’t have

Water I don’t think oh come on okay this guy’s very scary okay we did actually get some of that we didn’t oh we did get redstone okay we can make wolf packs okay we got oh oh no I ate that by accident what am I doing I can’t make two Aries blessings anymore

One two one two one two one two somebody just died what am I doing I’m going slow I’m so sorry game why am I apologizing to the game that doesn’t make any sense go wolves go go wolves go go wolves go go wolves go he needs to get in the Border he

Needs to get in the Border he needs to get the border wait he’s in the Border all my wolves are killing him stay in the Border please stay in the Border please stay in the Border just stay in the border for so long oh this guy’s about to die I think

I really hope so come on oh wait no he’s going to kill me okay the Apollo gu’s at 16 I feel like I need to go for him right now that would really be preferable his bow is like a flamb bow but I don’t feel like it’s really going

To do wonders for him now the other guy is quite stacked I might just need to play Passive okay here’s the thing we do have gold in here I saved some gold and we do have apples in here I can make one more Gap it’s not a lot but it’s what we have

So we’re just going to do it I really need to collect arrows here if I’m being honest that could really help me a lot and I need more Dam diamonds cuz I don’t have that many uh wait I have a load stone for uh mner what do I need for molner I don’t

Actually hold on oh wait hold on hold on hold on do I have the magma cream from earlier I do I can make mol go away go away go away go away please go away I’m saying a question mark because this guy’s bowing me like a lot we literally have the

Three diamonds we need for the axe hold on a minute mner oh no way I think this the first time I’ve actually ever crafted it myself okay okay we’re fighting him now with it I’m trying to get this guy involved he’s at 11 hold on we might just need to he’s

Low okay okay we killed him okay nice come on come on come on I hope he yeah okay here we go come on can I be good at melee I don’t know there’s a first time for everything come on oh come on dude this is this is really

Close I like that it’s a bow battle right now but I might run out of arrows he’s good at Bow though I’m not used to people being this good at Bow come on here we go here we go here we go oh no I missed it that could cost me the game

Come on here we go let’s go in the lava doesn’t do anything okay come on yes okay okay okay that was actually pretty scary at the end there okay I didn’t I’m actually really surprised I won that game I am being serious like okay like not trying to

Overreact too much that’s kind of crazy I did I my legs almost broke as well okay I did not have that much healing I was not like okay you know what I’m happy I’m very happy I hope you guys enjoyed this video um go watch another one if you want to and a

Goodbye