Unbelievable MagicMurlo’s Live: What’s He Still Searching for?!

Are we live on the chat let’s let’s put it on there Anyone Everyone what up what up world it’s magic Mero and it is magic time back to the game back to the insanity which Falls us all as you have watched a 60-year-old man age right before your eyes looking for an ancient city which I don’t think really exists be honest with

You we found the deep dark that’s where we ended the episode last we know where that’s at um but as far as anything else yeah I ain’t got a clue I ain’t got a clue I got no I ain’t got no clue I think you can make beat stew by

The way can you make beat stew like that hold on I’m G make a bowl a bow oh I can make four you just put this in here I know you can make stink somehow it’s Christian and for fate let’s see if Miss Melissa shows up

While I won’t hold my breath how you doing welcome back to the magic let’s celebrate what that appla the fireworks hello everybody Welcome to the magic you’ve got me live as opposed to dead I don’t know if that’s necessarily the thing you want at that point I can

Make one bowl of Beats to that just doesn’t sound appetizing at all you realize that right I mean you know when you say hey can I have something yummy to eat and everyone goes M beet stew nobody goes beet stew well I don’t know maybe there is

Somebody out there that goes M beat St JJ the best kid what’s going on Welcome to the magic what’s going [Applause] on gotcha you know uh I was uh on Miss Melissa’s bus there and she said everybody had to see me couldn’t believe that I was streaming and then everybody

Started watching me and I’m like what’s so what’s so weird about well I mean let’s be honest this a six-year-old man playing Minecraft vanilla that is uh let’s be honest it is kind of weird that’s a little weird even for me that’s weird it’s okay I mean I got no problems

With it because if I did I wouldn’t be doing it this is my new dog for this season as opposed to to um senior Pepe who died last season so it’s a horrible thing when you lose a pet too it’s just horrible horrible real life or imaginary I

Actually grew attached to the dumb dog that I had and was sadden when um I pushed it over a cliff that’s sad that makes me unhappy right there right there put me in frame right there no no no no right right there put me in frame

There you go put me in frame why don’t I have an art director or something I need like a guy in a booth going that’s not it that’s not it and actually I need the monitor like right here that would be perfect right there right behind you

Guys if I had the monitor somehow set up that would be great cuz then I wouldn’t have to keep doing this hey it’s Junior what’s going on junior give you the explosions and the Applause how’s it going guys well we’re going back down going back down looking for the same tired

Agency oh you know what let’s let’s not do that just yet hold on because I I need food I need um I need uh pickaxes and I got torches so let me let me let me get a little more organized okay hold on oh my God hold on

What’s wrong with you you’re like crazy people in there I I don’t think anybody want over the uh hold on what am I playing Minecraft on playing on my potato PC potato PC 1000 as a matter of fact oh you can’t apparently you can’t do that when you’re in the uh menu huh

Did not know that things I didn’t know so if you’re in the crafting menu you can’t hit F3 there you go on the right side of my screen is my uh potato PC it’s got an i5 core processor God man four quad wow can’t even believe it however I got a fairly

Decent uh you know uh graphics card in there so that’s that’s pretty good that’s pretty good I mean it’s not I mean let’s be honest it’s a potato it’s potato I’m playing on the P potato PC 1000 it’s craptastic potato PC potato PC potato

PC deep fried eat it up new to me oh it’s night time nighttime scares me nighttime scares me you know why bad things in night just bad bad bad skeletons creepers worse clothing in your face beats beets beets beets the magic fruit the more you eat the more you eat [Laughter]

Beets is that how the song goes I don’t know I don’t know how the song goes I do know how the song goes I do I do I know I know I all right so I’ve got two pieces of bread a beet soup a bucket of water a compass a

Brush what more do I need at that point I know I know a real PC and the ability to play Roblox as some of you have asked me to do well maybe one day when I get off my lazy you know W and put the pieces

Together you know what I don’t even know why I didn’t do that well I know why I didn’t do it yesterday because I took the ladies uh basketball team from Sprayberry Sprayberry and took them to North Cobb High School where they lost that was not fun that was fine I was very sorry that they lost because they seem to work really hard so needless to say I was on a field trip and missed yesterday’s stream uh

Was anybody here I I don’t know I should have streamed from the bus you know because I do have mobile streaming on the phone but instead I chose to watch a movie I know I know I know you’re like you watched a movie yeah yeah yeah I watched the movie I sure did

I watched Dungeons and Dragons again cuz I really like that movie I think it’s fun was actually fairly well done wasn’t like the other Dungeons and Dragons movie it was cringy the other Dungeons and Dragons movie you probably don’t know that movie which thank God but it was

Cringy this one wasn’t as cringy was a little cringey but not as cringey it had a pretty interesting little story line to it too kind of liked it really wish that there was going to be another Dungeons and Dragons movie to be fair but you know Hasbro Corporate America blah blah blah blah

Blah do I need to go on do I really all right so here where we at okay Corporate America no one likes Corporate America by the way nobody likes Corporate America you know why because they’re an easy enemy to pick on they’re not here to defend themselves that’s why they

Don’t watch my uh my uh Magic mer though they would get a lot out of it four one more in they get a lot out of it Hasbro yeah you as a matter of fact someone send them a link to the magic Mero Channel over there at Hasbro

They’ll get a lot out of it you know Hasbro has the ability to be a great great company except they’re not except no not so much don’t get me wrong number one rule in business always try and make money number one rule it is not location location

Location by the way anybody who tells you the number of rule in businesses location location location tell them the tell them no it really isn’t it’s always make money always make money cuz if you ain’t making money you’re losing money no such thing as breaking even you’re losing money

So much like uh Minecraft here they are making money on Minecraft asbos should really take a page for Minecraft because they are they allow third party content um they don’t make it official of course but they allow it and then they you know profit off of that pretty

Simple plus you got the marketplace there on the uh on the old Realms I’m on Realms as a matter of fact again make money on it offer a product that people can use hey it’s hey hey man welcome to the magic how you doing welcome in those fireworks are for you my

Friend how’s it going I hope everything is going well put Tor right there just so we know that looks bad just to catch a few of you up the last oh I don’t know what is it Christian 106 episodes I’ve been on 106 episodes want to cry

Five the 106 episodes that I have currently been on I have been looking for the ancient city and uh I’m getting a little uh I’m getting a little uh despondent now we found the deep dark with all the you know the ugly plants you know the Sounders skull skull sensors the

And uh we got affected by the uh the darkness which meant that the warden was up and about but we were not near the ancient city disappointment so I said you know what self that’s what I said I said self what level am I on anyway I’m supposed to be

On 51 I’m at 54 let’s go up we got to go up got to go up four got to go up that’s good B oh R an in in a in a talking hard oh that almost ended badly for me I’m not even going to lie for some reason

That that lost lava did not come down on my little pudding head which is good cuz I would have been sad all right one two three four five am I on level 51 I am okay this is the level I need to be at let’s see what’s down here garbage garbage garbage garbage

Garbage garbage garbage everywhere okay nothing so if diamonds are Minecraft’s player’s best friend I have found more diamonds in this uh little area than at any time I am not lying I have full diamond armor now I actually have more diamonds than iron is that that’s weird that’s just

Weird oh well that ain’t good oh that ain’t good one two one two three three four five four and five well guys um this is what I do I I search endlessly for the ancient city because apparently the creators of Minecraft decided in their infinite wisdom to hide

It which is not necessarily a bad thing but there should be like the car phographer oh God you know like the Cartographer could enchant a compass what do you think you think that might not be a bad idea that way you would be required to make a

Compass and you would require uh to go trade with the Cartographer let me have somebody at moang get on that how about it moang why you got to make me S why am I coming all the way up here I know it’s not up here God I will say that in the latest

Update which of course is the current uh update which is you know neither here nor there that uh you know not a bad idea to have you know procedurally changed water and for just a second water physics it’s sucks I hate water physics don’t you don’t don’t everybody hate water

Physics Minecraft water physics not good no I don’t like it one two three four two three four and five every five blocks I place a um a torch that way I have a measurement for those who haven’t caught on and have sat there quietly patiently going dear God really this is what we’re

Watching seriously maybe there’s you know a paint drawing Channel you know we could watch paint dry that would be much more entertaining maybe we can learn how to butter toast you know a YouTube video or a twitch channel it’s just some guy buttering toast very challenging you

Know maybe a nice piece of pumper nickel with some unsalted butter maybe he gets crazy one day and puts marmal play on it I don’t know I don’t know what you watch maybe there’s a Kool-Aid Channel I don’t know I’m I’m not looking that stuff up

Man I know there’s a guy in Connecticut that goes around unclogging drains swear to God that’s what he does on his that’s that’s what he does he goes around and unclogs drain calls himself post uh 10 has 700,000 followers why do I know that because I watch [Laughter]

Them how long have I been playing Minecraft that is the most requested uh asked question I have been playing Minecraft since um 2012 just two years after it was initially uh put out if I’m not mistaken I was two years behind of the development of uh Minecraft so I was in

The beta form of Minecraft which tells you just how long I’ve been playing this game now what you should be asking yourself fate is he any good the answer is no I’m good at finding diamonds though Dang if I ain’t good look at this more

Diamonds all I got to do with digging a straight line long enough prattling on about silliness and the toast Channel and I find diamonds so I’ve been playing Minecraft for quite a long you were too oh my God h okay yeah I knew that was going to happen

Sooner or later someone was coming oh yeah I was like two years old what’s that seriously I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it was too good God you’re cotton head that skeleton jumped all the way up from there down to here just to kill me

What a disappointing day he had oh okay yeah um I’ve been playing Minecraft for a hot minute I like it obviously it’s one of the longest lasting games um what I really like about it is the fact that I don’t have to pay a monthly sub script

Well I guess I am because I’m on Realms right now so this is a Realms uh I could just be playing off the regular server though you know what it never occurred to me to be honest with you that’s kind of stupid really is hold On just I had a [Laughter] moment I’ve been playing on Realms for now over a year I don’t know why I started playing on you know why I have this RS account though it’s uh my granddaughter and I started playing on RS and uh it was my

Hope and prayer that her and I could one day you know team up do the grandfather granddaughter uh live stream thing and uh that never came fruition because well you know she’s popular and I am [Laughter] old I mean really that’s exactly how it works man you know she is popular I am

[Laughter] old so needless to say I am uh more diamonds let’s let’s let’s just get that one oh oh oh that’s rude sir That is rude that is just rude I was harvesting diamonds and you just came up and shot me in the butt rude

Have I beat the Ender Dragon so we have not gone to the end as of yet and the reason is because I have been obsessed with finding the ancient city of anti weo I don’t actually know if that’s the real name for the city that’s what I call it the anent city two

Three four and I have no torches because I went exploring and now I got to go get back and get torches so the answer to your question is no I have not Lord dear God I have not beat the Ender Dragon which technically would have been the end of the game

That is technical because you get the end credits and they do call it what what class they call it the end that’s right it was meant to be the end the end of all things the end of all happiness the the end of the game that

Was actually your mission was to get to the end and beat the dragon and uh that that was it that was all you had to do so Minecraft does technically have an end does anybody really stop playing at that point though am I not correct on that I mean

No one stops you know why because it’s an open-ended game that’s why did you spawn the warden in the middle of the class I freak I would be so busted if I were you and I found the warden I would a say it then do it right in the middle of

Class and then the teacher would bust me for playing Minecraft in the middle of the class which fair is fair I am playing a video game instead of learning however she knew how difficult it was to do that she would have a whole different take mayhaps if you tune her into to the

Magic Mero Channel she would have a better understanding relax teach we’re learning and look i’ fives fives it’s a it’s a crude method of marking how long uh you have uh been down here oh oh dear what did I do did I mean to do that why you why would you put that

There that seem kind of like dumb all right well it doesn’t matter so the next time your teacher uh bust your chops you know for playing Minecraft tell her hey you should check this guy out and then director to my channel and have her like comment and subscribe like they always tell

You oh was it did you really do everything see okay so I’m so fixated on finding an ancient city first off that I haven’t even I mean I ain’t done nothing I ain’t even found the um the end portal I haven’t gone to look for the end portal um I did I think

Find a um a um what is that called um the sunken city with the uh the Water Guardian um so I mean look at that 58 diamonds hold on no no no seriously 58 diamond versus um 12 iron this doesn’t seem right to me oh I’m sorry 20 iron I have double

The amount of iron dumb dumb take it easy dog all right let’s see what I got out here I need pumpkins I want some pump pie I don’t even have sugar do I have sugar I don’t even have sugar oh my God my head’s spinning when my head explodes

On screen will I get a thousand likes I don’t know however I’m sure I’m GNA make somebody’s highlight real man’s head explode while playing Minecraft I have a really old magic trick that I’m going to do for everyone at the end I’m just preparing you

Now but we got an hour and a half before that happens but it’s a really old magic trick oh let me uh let me make some stairs because I want to get some stairs on that so I thought I made some already be honest yeah I

Did yeah so needless to say this is what I do I dig and dig and dig for [Laughter] hours I mean to be fair the game is called Minecraft so you know you do have to dig a mine I just didn’t think I’d have to dig this much man come

On and I’m running out of space for all that rock you switch counts well doesn’t matter you’re still number one with me here all right so I got stairs there and now I can go up and down and now I go running all the way oh

I so stupid I swear to God it hurts swear to God it hurts how can anybody be so dumb oh my gosh OMG dot dot dot # why didn’t you bring any torches swear to God I I need to get more organized that is my biggest problem with this game is

That and it’s not the game it’s me obviously hello I hate my disorganization hate it I hate it it’s like a needle in my eye I hate it ouch don’t stick needles in my eye I hate that I mean very fair I don’t know too many people who actually like a needle

In the eye you know though there could be you know there’s some weirdos out there you’re saying some guy on the street stick a needle in your eye well bye crackie I haven’t done that today yes yes stranger please stick a needle in my eye what was

That I am have obviously angered the gods of [Laughter] Minecraft man I love yeah okay let me be honest with you out of every game I have ever played uh fortnite um uh subnotica um uh what else have I played Call of Duty I was really bad at Call of Duty oh

My God I was rfic at Call of Duty uh and the reason is is I I can’t I am not a good first person shooter apparently I can’t run and shoot I mean I got I was getting strafed by like 12 10 year olds eighty olds kid

Sit up on the hill you know 600 yards away it just takes me out you know yeah I know that Thunder went wild it was well placed though I’ll be honest with you that’s GNA make a highlight reel not gonna lie why doesn’t Coke sponsor me I drink

Enough of it actually I don’t drink of I am 50 blocks down below I am negative 54 blocks down below I’m long ways down I’m 110 blocks down below sorry now I’m higher oh I play Call of Duty zombies play Call of Duty zombies uh the last

One I guess the last iteration uh $ 59.99 and uh I was going to continue playing and then I just I’m not I mean I didn’t really need to spend $59 to find out that I would have good at something and I guess fair is fair had I played more I

Would have been better but I don’t think I really wanted to uh vote that much energy to Call of Duty I even did uh I even bought Grand Theft Auto um and I kind of like that that was kind of fun until there was way too much griefing on

That uh I mean when I say griefing I mean I couldn’t play I’m like you know what I’m done I’m out of here and it didn’t matter what uh what server I got on it was always some kind of you know jerk that uh got on there and did something you know

Systemwide and I’m like man just got to be a better way so yeah I did uh Grand Theft Auto I’ve done Mario of course I mean you know who hasn’t um oh you play Black Ops oh my gosh yeah yeah I uh I yeah I don’t dear oh

Dear oh dear oh my goodness look at that that whoosh I’m way up in the atmosphere whoosh holy shnikies all right so where am I at at this point uh one two three five that’s one that’s two three four and five I don’t think that’s right it

Is well and I’ve played um what else have I played um um did I mention Warcraft I played Warcraft a lot when it first came out I played Warcraft um World of Warcraft you know with my friends and then it just was so repetitive I’ll tell you the one game

That I absolutely loved and hated all at the same time was a city of uh City of Heroes oh my God that was a great game that was such a great game and it just they just did it wrong man and they did they did do it wrong they you Know was a lot going on in that game they then they came out with city of villains which was the player versus player stuff and they really concentrated on that and I’m like yeah I don’t want to do player versus player because uh if I wanted to do player

Versus player you know i’ had done some other game but that City of Heroes oh my God was a superhero roleplaying game oh my God that was so good you haven’t heard of Warcraft the World of Warcraft you seriously seriously had a movie and everything I mean that was one of the

Few I mean they still got I mean they’re not as big as they were but that’s because they became repetitive so I mean it’s hard to keep a game going as long this is the only game Minecraft app that has allowed everyone to make their own content has allowed outside users to

Make mod content to make things more relevant or allows you to play the game you want to play so you could play a modded version which I would love to except for the potato PC and it does require a certain amount of uh brain power but I wouldn’t mind that um but at

The same time um you could do anything with this game and make it your own uh seriously and it was it’s great uh that’s why this game has lasting power that’s why Roblox uh perfect example Roblox another game that has lasting power because people are literally developing games within the

Game to entertain other people and Graphics are simple except for some reason my PC will not handle it for whatever reason I don’t know yeah World of Warcraft huge huge following I think they’re still got like uh somewhere to like four or five million uh subscribers paid 14.99 a

Month um on top of the $59.99 that you had to pay out for the game um and you could play with your friends um you know that was that was really nice did you back in the day well back in the day I I fancied myself to be the

Best in the house too and of course you know I was quickly uh shown up but I’ve always been into video games so I mean I I go all the way back let me tell you how far back I go you know that ancient game where you had

The ball and the two paddles and it wento this kid right here hours in front of the TV hours in front of the TV [Laughter] hours pong man that was cutting edge woo woo I can’t even believe I sat in front of that TV and played pong but I did

Hours so if you find this show riveting wait till you see my all pong retro Channel it’s okay I can’t spell either trust me spelling is [Laughter] overrated here I am counter countering everything that teachers are trying to put in yeah spelling overrated it’s just overrated math overrated which both aren vitally important

So but I will say that uh our current curriculum does not reflect what we in today Society need to be teaching our our young people now that is just one man’s opinion um certainly not anything else but we should be teaching things like we still need to be teaching handwriting I hate

To say that because that is one form that has really gone downhill fast and the reason I know that is because I don’t hand write anymore I mean I looked at my handwriting I’m like oh my God it looks like a two-year-old wrote this seriously my handwriting is the

Worst so I have taken it upon myself to actually hand write stories I mean physically with pen and paper start writing yeah I can’t spell I could I I I’m horrible I mean and that’s a skill it’s a skill like anything else man it’s like riding a bike riding a skateboard

Whatever if you don’t use it you’ll lose it that’s that’s truth right there because you’re dealing also with the original uh I mean I I am the OG of skateboarding back in the day my friend back in the day so yeah you don’t see me on no

Skateboard anymore that my f you know what would even get on a skateboard I mean if they made him out of titanium maybe maybe I’d get [Laughter] on you know what writing is a vital skill and let me tell you why writing is a vital skill because all the technology

That surrounds us will fail flat out it’s going to fail the potato PC I’m I’m playing on right now is going to fail at some point and it has um I’ve had the whole system crash on me um so I’m just telling you um but we

What will not fail is the analog a man more diamonds the analog things that we have um in our lives writing being one of the analog things that won’t f fail I mean we’ll be able to communicate I mean I know it sounds stupid but I mean look back at

Prehistoric man who didn’t have any of that but was able to communicate their ideas of what they did by simply you know charcoal riding or whatever on a c wall and saying oh you know grun did good grunk go out kill big food uh uh the [Laughter]

Hell but it is violent and math equally as so because really not that listen zoom in for just a second here zoom in here math is super important simply because you won’t know if someone is cheating you on your taxes or your bank account unless you can do math that’s it

Now unless you’re planning to be a NASA scientist you just need good basic math skills and when I say good basic math skills I mean every year doing basic math while you’re in school because that way at least you’ll be able to balance your checking account even if it is

Online and you can look at a spreadsheet and go oh my gosh I can’t believe I’m spending that much on Netflix right there just saying oh my God I just threw my Peck can you believe swear to God yeah so writing and math right there in history learn your history

Because if you don’t learn your history you’re going to repeat your history if you don’t think we’re not repeating history look again just saying you know I ain’t a scholar or anything like that I’m a bus driver for crying out loud with a fouryear degree in music by the

Way did that net me a music job by the way no No I am driving a bus and I do magic on the side so yeah happier I do enjoy driving the bus though I will say that I enjoy driving the bus I enjoy meeting people every kid that gets on the bus man has an opinion even the bad

Ones you know the ones that just want to give me crap I I enjoy their company I mean because they don’t make the day the same flute oh and best part about the flute you already know the thing fingering for the saxophone if you want to switch over to

Tener saxophone yeah you already know the fingerings for flute from flute to sax same thing same exact inrets just one to read the other’s you know the mouthpiece that would be the difference there too it’s not automatic just to let you know it’s not automatic oh dear oh dear God freaking out all right block over this man I wind up getting pushed into the damn lava and then I’m french fried Mero and you know what goes well with French oh y Jesus a the tap Dan you bad zombie skeleton scared up you know what right out of me oh my God

I saw baby Jesus I’m old the do oh God you got it you just spawned there that so rude okay you know what but enough’s enough man come on now y’all can’t just be jumping out where you want and then thinking oh it’s okay to scare poor Mr

Merl I have some kind of heart condition right here live on the air then everyone’s going to get traumatized hey did you see that guy he died on the air literally oh my God one of the Demon Slayer songs impressive I be honest with you all right oh my God

What if I I look like a pin cushion don’t I no no nope I do I look like a pin cushion I got I got arrows running through me like a demon I didn’t want that way I want out of here I want my Wubba I want to go

Home let me go this way think go get more torches let me go get a pillow maybe get a fruit snack Juice Box something by God you know what what I need I need a sponsor of the day what the heck why is NyQuil on there sponsor of the day is nope that

Ain’t going to be working all right well that’s interesting so the sponsor of the day is not vix nwell twink sponsor the day is Reese’s snack cakes that’s right two snack cakes for the price of one you get chocolate peanut butter a fudge brownie surrounded by that real Hershey’s milk chocolate

With a truly genuine Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup inside rees’s snack cakes two for the price of one you can share if you dare and no one ever does remember reesea snack cakes and Reese’s peanut butter cups are in no way uh sponsored by the 4me studios or any of their

Subsidiaries sponsor of the day folks sponsor of the Day Reese’s snack cakes not really but I make it up anyway so it’s okay that was a sponsor of the day I was supposed to be running all us do sponsor the day sponsor the day so true

Story the other day I went to Zach be I know looking at me you go oh no but I did I went to Zach and I got their 632 gallon uh cup of iced tea you Know the iced tea the I tea this iced tea you know this much iced tea I mean there was so much iced tea you have to use both hands like a little kid holding a Slurpee that’s how much ice tea I had and uh I went to go grab it and it

Spilled I mean the entire contents all over me and my easy chair I have never been so cold and wet my my entire life I took a bath I took a tea bath I want to say something real bad and I’m not going to I don’t want I I caught myself I want

You all to acknowledge I caught myself I’m an idiot when it comes to that stuff man I’m going to get so much trouble when I say stuff I know it’s my stream but you know what things get around so and I have found that out the hard

Way I mean that but seriously I got doused in unsweet iced tea I have never been so miserable I’ve never felt so British in my entire life not that I think the Brits bathing tea but was the first thought my mind the British and their tea even though I

Think they find uh IC tea repulsive so there’s that too maybe they don’t find it repulsive they just don’t understand it I think they believe that tea should be served hot always with uh milk and sugar which that we don’t understand we never understood that what is that my virus threat

What what are you telling me I have filled up yet another chest I mean not that it’s a huge surprise to anybody but I build up yet another chest full of rocks just rocks now not saying that I’m going for a prize or anything but you know for the love of

God do I need to I I gotta I got to do something I gotta Store The Rock somewhere I guess I could just throw them away I’m G to be honest with you because I don’t need this many rocks do I need this many rocks do I really need this many

Rocks I say I do not I do not need this many rocks I do not so I’m going to throw these rocks into a pool of lava all these rocks that I have on me now are going into a pool of liquid magma my decision so anyway I was telling you

About the uh te incident so I dropped that te which was you know I was pretty upset I I use ad words I mean really big vicious ugly adult words by the way and then I promptly turned around and went to bed after I had cleaned everything

Up and uh I dropped uh another cup of water on uh on the B bedroom floor it has been it was quite the night let me just say water Coca-Cola water not Coca-Cola tea needles to say unhappy and that is all there is to it in terms

Of getting rid of your excess deep deep slate Cobblestone via lava you know you really should raise the level of lava when you throw in rocks like that I’m just saying there should be a dispersement again more Minecraft physics it’s okay all right now into another massive chamber over

Here looking for the ancient city and I’m continuously digging in a straight line which way am I facing by the way am I facing Which Way I Am Facing East does it matter at that point I mean east west north south does it really matter

I’ll figure it out one day I’ll find it and when I do we will all celebrate and we’ll hold hands and sing kumb yah and all that stuff maybe we won’t hold hands and sing T by y’all but still we’ll have some sort of Celebration that’s it if I find before

The month of December if I find the ancient City to celebrate I will do another giveaway and not one of the chintzy giveaways a real giveaway maybe I’ll give away a Fire tablet that sounds like a good idea I’ll give away a Fire tablet if and when I find the ancient

City that sounds like a good plan I don’t know why that sounds like a good plan but it did to me it just came up with it on the spur of the moment actually it wasn’t the spur of the moment I was thinking about it there really that is a Monumental

Moment in my life three four and five you know so that’s what I’ll do if I find the ancient city I will do another giveaway cuz last weekend we did our Oney year anniversary where I gave away $150 in Amazon gift certificates and all you had to do was

Be present for the $25 ones and then you just had to subscribe for the $50 one and there was like 160 something names on the spin of the wheel this one I’m going to be a little more selective little more stive on a Giveway but yeah that’s what we’re going to do when I find the ancient city we’re going to have a giveaway man oh man oh man well you know what knock that out there this way if you’re in YouTube or twitch or whatever remember to leave a comment like subscribe turn on the

Notification is that what they say turn on the notification do on that notification Bell because hey yeah can’t can’t win anything unless you’re subscribed either to Twitch or YouTube Can’t Win unless you’re part of the team I found more diamonds stinking perfect man that is the story

Of my life I am a diamond finding moham how many diamonds have I found now I mean just in this one recording alone weird I mean I’m not complaining I just I find it interesting I haven’t found near this much iron one would think that I would find

Something more rare uh more common like iron or coal or copper apparently I am a diamond magnet can’t believe and I’m not excited about it CU really to be honest with you I’ve got yeah there’s three diamonds right there and full diamond gear I guess I

Really should have a shield but I have never used a shield yes I could considering that my mortal foes are indeed skeletons so disappointing it really is and I should have my dog down here but I’m afraid the dog will jump into a pool of lava and burn the death

So really what’s the point of having a dog I mean it’s not the burn to death that’s for sure I’m pretty sure that’s the point of uh having a dog is not to let her burn to death pretty sure somewhere somewhere there’s a law against burning a dog to death I’m almost 100%

Sure no I don’t even think I need to look that up I I’m I’m pretty sure that’s against the law I don’t think you’re allowed to do that I mean don’t get me wrong it’s your dog but I don’t think you’re allowed to be a jerk you know

I mean you’re allowed to be a jerk but not like burn your dog man some jerky things you can do live off a Highway 41 I can hear them racing out there on the highway which always amazes me you know because 41 is crowded wait how are you building

Up that much speed don’t get me wrong I don’t have a premium sports car like you obviously do but I mean you got to be tanking it on gas at that point pal anyway it doesn’t matter coming home last night uh I got held up because there was an accident a car had

Driven off the side of the road and into the ditch on Bell’s Ferry which I felt really bad for the guy but I felt worse for me because I had no way of turning the bus around I had to drive around it I’m like oh my

God thank God they got him unstuck so I mean you know simple matter just you know sliding them out there but I did have to wait 10 minutes and in the grand scheme of things that wasn’t that bad now was it yes hours of entertaining oh my God

This is talk about boring content I mean not even a baby zombie to fight or something I’m just constantly plowing ahead in one straight monotonous line it’s got to be something got to be something oh my God surely the gods of Minecraft could a little favor a little smile a nod a

Wink something that says hey magic Merlo you’re doing it right you’re you’re playing hard you’re doing you know you’re you’re tunneling out block is 3×3 m is it 3×3 meters it is 3×3 meters can someone look that up a block is in Minecraft considered 3×3 meters is that are we correct on that

Oh you know what I have a a production assistant hey Alexa how big is a block in Minecraft okay so it’s one meter 1 M Square 1 by one meter sorry I’m not sure so Alexa how many feet is 300 met that’s a lot I know there’s 5,280 ft in the

Mile so it’s not a quarter of a mile but I’m about to go through my second stack of 64 torches that’s 20 ft or 1,800 wow that’s a lot and I know I’ve gone a quarter of a mile at that point a quarter of a mile of digging by

Hand and I know this thing is like super long I can count the torches on the way out and that’s what I plan on doing find out just how long this tunnel is you know why because now I’m curious so this is one two just just a straight line of

Death just I just keep hammering away you know here I am hours and hours and hours and hours and hours just away there has got to be a better way there’s just got to be I mean I keep saying that and yet here I am I keep doing it that’s what really is

I’m not going to lie it’s pissing me off a little bit it really is I’m I’m getting a little upset I mean not so much the Diamond Part I I mean that’s just you know at least it’s a small compensation for the 632 hours worth whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa something far more interesting than diamonds one nugget of gold uh iron really that’s so rude so rude I got excited over one nugget of iron what does that say That’s How rare iron is by the way when I get excited over one nugget or should I say yeah

One what do you call it one rock of iron what it’s not a nugget you I F expect something little more I mean I’m G to be honest with you all right I’m not going to waste my diamond pickaxe on that one two three four yes I really am going to count all

These 32 334 68 four five 9 6 four five six S8 9 70 71 2 three four five S 80 two three four five 6 S8 9 90 91 two three four five six S8 N9 100 one two three four five six seven eight 9 10 11 12 13

14 15 16 17 18 19 20 1 two three four five six 9 30 one 2 3345 4 41 2 four five 6 47 489 50 51 two three four five six S8 9 60 61 62 63 four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 7 170 Alexa what is 170 *

57850 so 850 M okay how many feet is 850 M Alexa how many feet is 850 M8 m is about 279 F I’ve gone half a mile half a mile my madness knows no bounds I mean just flat out wow 2,700 ft that’s a lot of digging by

Hand okay that’s all right no no no no no no no no no don’t pity me because I’m old and lonely and require this game to pacify some kind of weird gwing Sensation that I have to have but I do need to uh I need to uh make more

Torches and uh I need uh I need to get more iron and uh I don’t know what else I do know that Uh we go I do know that there’s a zombie outside my door I know that the reason I know that is I can hear him or he’s above me directly above me or he’s outside my door one of the to but either way I’m still taking a

Dirt nap so he’s he’s far enough away because he really doesn’t bother me and now he’s burning burning like the spawn of Satan he truly represents except he stopped burning and now he’s burning again oh oh there’s another one [Laughter] burning where you guys at or did you burn

Already did you burn up I’m I’m just listening to zombies burning that’s what I do apparently wow the entertainment value I get out of that by the way is immeasurable what’ you do all day oh I listen to zombies burn oh well that’s nice hey everyone’s got to have a hobby right

One two three four and five all right let’s go right there Alexa what level is iron in Minecraft what stop how you doing Bella oh my gosh what have you been up to my gosh it’s been a hot minute it has been a hot minute sit down Pull up tell me about your life story in Intimate detail for the world to see don’t tell us your live story in

Infinite detail I’ll tell you my live story in infinite detail you don’t need to subject yourself to that I am on the hunt right now for iron because I so fully lack iron does any anybody know right off the top of their heads what level iron oh you’re a volunteer at the

Salvation Army well God love you I was just over at the Salvation Army with a group of my kids and they were doing a canthon that was very nice it was a good noble cause so God love you thank you for volunteering I really do appreciate

That because maybe one day I’ll need the Salvation Army I don’t know oh you do the Christmas Kettle oh the ding ding a ding yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I appreciate that I’m hip on that the ding ding a ding by the way D dinging hold on for just a second I’m

Going to find out what level iron is on because I have my phone and apparently I’m refusing to use it h let’s see here game clever book for Minecraft iron I I’m level 16 right really okay seriously okay I’ve been pretty good um except for the fact that obviously I don’t know

Where the heck iron or spawns at anymore what level am I on uh 63 232 I don’t think I’m on the right level well there are some you don’t see every day oh I found more coal does that M matter oh well that’s horrible someone stealing stuff the well doesn’t Shock Me retail

Crime is up by I don’t remember what they said but uh yeah retail crime is way way way way way up unfortunately and I don’t know if it’s the sign of the times or what I’m going to be honest with you yeah um unfortunately this seems to be a

Growing Trend um in America where retailers are getting the brunt of uh crime so yeah that doesn’t shock me you know you get caught pull stuff I mean I don’t know what to tell you crimes of opportunity crimes of desperation I mean you just don’t have the money you

Need food or something like that or a warm blanket or I don’t know what I mean I certainly don’t know but definitely people trying to I mean it is it has gotten bad out there so I feel for them but at the same time I don’t condone it where am I at

68 well in America you don’t get in trouble either by the way it’s not just the Canadian thing in America we don’t uh we don’t NE we don’t we’re just we just want the stuff back which is sad it’s sad on so many different levels I’ll be honest with you it’s it’s very

Sad on so many simply because we’ve now gotten to the point where oh well you know so and so old but you know we really all we want is the merchandise back like wow to the point where you can basically call yeah yeah catch them M that’s what we do that’s what we

Do yeah exact same thing exact same thing where the police will get called they’ll serve you papers to be at the at the courthouse which how many people don’t show up and that’s it you know every it’s catcher mle yes absolutely yeah you got in trouble it’s just that simple

Yeah so unfortunately yes not isolated to the to Canada it is uh pandemic so yeah um unfortunately people you know Desperate Times Desperate Measures I I get it I get it I mean I do I mean you know when people are despondent and uh the rules of society

Don’t necessarily uh help them out in any way iron finally two oh my God I am unhappy yeah unfortunately um now but in Canada you guys have got a few more I mean I don’t want to say it’s better in so many ways because I mean it’s all the

Same you know bondle when it when it comes down to it um but you do have a a more unified system um in terms of uh crime rate I mean you don’t have the prime rate we have yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wanted for not showing up yeah for 20

Times yeah what a shocker right bad people are bad people and they’re just not going to you know they’re not going to show up so much for catcher mise right hell okay some kind of Ravine yes yes we are definitely a much higher population but as far as um

Crime we have the the real differences in our crime is we have more violent crime not to say our crime is any sorry here I am just falling through the Earth not to say they were’re exclusive on violent crime either but um you know our crimes tend to be much more

U much more uh violent simply because uh you know we don’t have we have higher gun rate crime there there’s there’s a good example of It Yeah we’ve got our fair share of petty crime and that that doesn’t Ru out from country to Country it’s just and I I don’t want to be I can get political and crazy and all that but I want to be honest with you you guys being so close to us

You’re probably getting spill over of our crime I know that sounds horrible to admit but it may very well be true because our population’s so big and not to say it’s easier to steal in Canada because I’m sure it isn’t but at the same time you guys are a little more

Civilized than we are is that horrible to say is that is that a horrible thing to say or admit it feels kind of bad I mean I don’t want to disourage my country but you know at the same time call it for what it is right for

I heard a I did hear a creeper I did hear a creeper oh my God I am so trained to hear those guys I hate creepers I knew I heard a creeper again horrible to admit that I can hear the creepers there we go little platform up that’s nice all

Right what level am I on Now 37 well that was scary probably shouldn’t have done that probably shouldn’t have done that but that’s okay that’s what I did yeah I dropped quite a little bit all right all this to look for freaking iron does anyone find that Ironic you know it used to be once upon a time you could find iron anywhere well I mean you know crime being commiserate to the actual value of the product how much is a Coke point is that you’re not supposed to be stealing you don’t want to give them the

Death penalty for having a Coke but at the same time you know if you habitually you know keep stealing stuff because you feel Society somehow oh see there you are right there really sir thank you don’t need your feedback your Undead feedback Undead feedback not wanted got serious stuff here

Finally I was about to say is that it I’m about to go full on PO postal if that was it full on postal if that was the only bit of iron that I got God you kidding me seriously this don’t all I want is some iron this is it this is what

I doesn’t this seem kind of pathetic that I’m just mining for iron because I am so is that a what level am I on I keep saying that what level am I on I’m at level 10 little more little more all right this is where I’m supposed to be at this level right

Here whatever spawn of Satan reason this is the level they decided iron is supposed to be at spawn of Satan level this level right here yes Mountain areas I agree and I am not near the mountain areas but I did find more iron so apparently this is the right

Level at least I’m least I’m being productive in terms of uh where is all the iron where where has all the iron gone how’s old nerd a prey doing is he fine is he also volunteering oh she’s making the Christmas dough excellent well you know got to make the

Money where you can and uh certainly don’t buul them for doing that if that’s what they want that’s what they need and by all by all means get it while you can that’s why I take all the extra field trips get the money while you can get it cuz come

Christmas I will not be uh going anywhere I don’t think this year I don’t think they’ll be needing any extra help I think we’ve got all the help we’re going to get which is kind of disappointing I’m going to be honest it’s going to be a

Boring uh Christmas break two and a half weeks of not working which is nice and I get paid but I don’t get paid near enough and I really have monster bills I mean I’ve got monster bills I mean I don’t have like monster monster bills but I mean you

Know I have uh I have come to a point in my life where I have certain Life Style that I need to maintain and um I think that’s all I’m going to say about that [Laughter] I will be performing live December the 17th I should have said that um and I’m

Going to try and stream it on Discord um so if you are not a member of the Discord channel oh my gosh you know what I can put that up um let me uh let me get the Discord Channel up and running it’s I’m out of Discord oh that explains it do should

Hold on for just a second I’m gon to put the the Discord Channel invite up there I do not I don’t go anywhere for Christmas I I uh don’t go anywhere for Thanksgiving I stay here I’m I’m pretty much a homebody and the reason I don’t is because um my

Family is close by so I you know we do whatever we do um so I don’t have to travel far uh now I will say this I’m supposed to go see some cousins from Peru this Christmas they haven’t contacted me so I’m trying to figure

Out yeah I’m uh trying to get the uh Discord up on the computer so I can copy and paste uh the invite in the channel unless you can do it um but I I need everybody to because um I on the mber the 17th at uh 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard

Time that’s a Sunday I will be uh I will be performing at the red likee fa in Atlanta oh that’s not what I wanted at all and I think you know this is really stupid because I do this oh my God I just clicked out of it I’m not a smart man

I don’t want to look that up there we go we do that all the time peace if you are not a member of the Discord Channel please click on that link that will actually take you to the Discord channel that way I will be doing on the voice

Chat that sounds horrible that sounds horrible something in the background it’s trying to kill me hello hello what a lovely singing voice you do not have let’s go back we’re going back wow what a what a journey I came out here to the minds of Annie

Weok and then I did the Discord message which I keep forgetting how to do every single broadcast tells me I need to be broadcasting more let me ask uh Bella you’re you’re you’re a good candidate for this um let me ask would it be more helpful if I were to

Broadcast like on a Wednesday in the middle of uh the after like Wednesday which would be my time 6:00 p.m. which would then put like or 700 p.m. on a Wednesday but that do you think that would be a better time to you know do like a bonus stream or

Something I don’t know what to call it at that point God Dam that beet soup is good Food I did not know beets were that nutritious how much iron do I got 24 I 24 more than what I would normally have that makes me feel a little better all right me go back out here GA things up all right so I did not know that beets were that nutritious

Otherwise I’d have been eating beets a lot more apparently beets are good food dense in nutritional value Beats well you’re a busy person but I just thought that might be a better way of uh doing another stream or something you know in terms of uh is that the actual recipe all

Right all right grab another Bowl because that is nutrition dense food and finally I have a use fors oh they don’t stack oh with the good comes the bad right of course of course it doesn’t Stu yeah um well if uh I’ll see how that works out I mean

That might work out a little better in terms of even for me simply because I’ll get a chance to stream more you know in terms of uh Minecraft all right yeah I did not know that beets were as nutrient dense as they were and I have pumpkins now which means

I can have pumpkin pie do I have sugar tell me I have sugar I do not have sugar of course I don’t have sugar why would I have sugar I got pie I don’t even have eggs holy Jesus you can you have pumpkin pie without eggs and sugar

Let SP out my farm real quick sound thisand I am so Random I swear to God like Jojo the monkey boy in a tree with a banana hey Jojo look what we found that’ be me Jojo it’s a fair amount of Beats I will say that can’t beat it you know beat

It beat it worst Michael yeah um that’s another question you um jam what’s going on my friend how’s it going what’s with that the audience uh kind of stuttered there man um so yeah New Year’s Eve I was thinking maybe we should do a uh you know a New Year’s Eve countdown to

Uh you know New Year’s here on the states um and throughout the world uh well you know I didn’t do one last year but I didn’t think about it of course I think I was still streaming to no one at that point um I’ll have to go back and

Look because I do look at these that’s kind of sad oh my Gosh Oh guys it’s time for Magic and the end of the stream oh my gosh yeah that’d be fun I think that’d be a lot of fun to be honest with you I think that would be uh an incredible thing to do uh all right I’m going to do the magic

Thing now I hope you guys uh I hope you guys don’t mind a quick magic trick believe it or not the magic trick you were looking looking at right now involved a small piece of paper that we would often get hey let me turn off these lights I do that all the time

Alexa turn off Grace light okay oh yeah I love this keyboard and uh oh hey how’s it going so this is the you can’t end it gotta gotta end it at some point man but this is the trick that was taught to me by um a cart

I used to sell magic tricks at lck Square Mall um and then um at the Atlanta Hilton Towers we used to sell it to lawyers and stuff like that this was called The Disappearing napkin trick and you would take a small barroom napkin or whatever you would uh shove that napkin

Into your fist like this okay and you’d shove it in there good and tight and then you could wave your hand hand and show your hands completely empty now I know you would wonder what happened to the napkin it’ be right there right there the napin disappearing napkin trick

The trick at Magic Masters the trick that got my start right there there you go the disappearing napkin trick it’s pretty basic but you know it’s a good trick I know right it’s a good trick you want me to repeat it hold on I can

Repeat that one I that one of the few tricks I can repeat it I can repeat this magic trick all right so one last time all right so pay attention because it does have happen fast all right you take the napkin you place it into your fist like this okay

Doesn’t have to be big deal just you know pop it in there just wave your hands like that it’s just that simple you can show your hands completely empty snap your fingers and have it come right back out the disappearing napkin trick any anybody can do this anybody can do this

Anybody can do this The Disappearing napkin trick anybody can do it you can do it a great bit I love that that’s the one I can do just over and over and over again that’s so much fun plus I can do disappearing I mean I can do a lot with [Laughter] it

Anyway thank you so much um for those who goty came in a little late I’m sorry but I I you know what I do have a set rule two hours otherwise I turn into a giant potato just like my PC um and because I did I tried

Streaming one time I seem to remember uh I got to the thre hour mark and I did I just I’m so old I can’t sit still so I got to get up um which is understandable isn’t it but I am I’m going to try and do a w this coming up Wednesday

Stream Mark that date on the calendars December the 7th I’m sorry December the 17th Sunday at 8:00 pm Sunday 8:00 pm I will be I’m going to set up the live mobile uh prism stream uh to uh show to do my showcase so uh I don’t know how that’s

Going to turn out it’ll be off the phone um but you’ll be able to see me perform live at the re at the uh at the uh red light Cafe in Atlanta Billy thank you so much for showing up it has just been way too long and you know I could

Spend hours just catching up with you um and uh Ka I I appreciate you showing up and Jay I want to call him by his real name JM uh I want to call you by your real name but I’m not going to do that give you the anonymity here so guys

Thanks for showing up uh tell everybody you know that we are going to do some more giveaways here um and I’m thinking about doing a uh a countdown a countdown stream so uh we may do a New Year’s Eve stream which will be kind of fun I think it’ll be a

Lot of fun and who knows maybe by then I’ll have figured out how to make a real PC and uh we could be doing some real PC stuff either way Wednesday Wednesday Keep keep a good thought out Wednesday at uh 7 at six o’clock I do believe make doubly sure

Here I don’t want to like that’s the wrong wrong screen that’s a wrong screen Wednesday yeah I’m I’m clear on the 6th I’m clear so we’re going to go ahead and I’m going pencil everybody in we’re streaming 6: p.m. um might only be for an hour could be for the full too oh

Thank you for asking uh Bella my birthday was Superior um I celebrated an entire week I mean and I’m serious when I say a whole week I mean lunch on I think it was like Tuesday um dinner out at a beautiful Chop House here in at Marietta um on Wednesday with my family

Um then it’s just you know on what was it Friday I think we went to a barbecue joint and it was just celebration after celebration after celebration um for my 60th I couldn’t have asked for better better company better friends it was amazing it really was um and then I went

To a magic club meeting and of course we all celebrated there as well so I mean come On um I am not going to be streaming next Saturday again because next Saturday is our Sam meeting our society of America magicians meeting and I am competing on that day um so I’m going to uh I’ll either live stream and if I can’t live stream I will video my performance only

Um so I’m just letting you guys know next Saturday on the 9th from 1 to 3:00 I’m in competition enough said right there all right um I don’t want to necessarily jinx anything but I’m going to do my bus stuff um and uh with that I got a lot

Coming up A lot’s coming up a lot coming up so Wednesday going to have a bonus stream if you’re there you’re there and if you’re not hey that’s cool too we’re going to just try it out for for Grins and Giggles um you got the uh New Year’s Eve uh New

Year’s Eve December 31st on a Sunday we’re going to do the uh the stream the Chris uh the the New Year’s Eve stream um we’ve got the 17th live um and then we’ve got the ninth Which is my my competition so that’s going to be live as well so man I

Got a lot going on and I want I want to I want to share that with you and uh that’s what it’s about so guys tune in set those alerts follow like somewhere in that chat is the Discord I bet you I can put the Discord

Thing right up here again hold on past oh I can look at that see I even put it up there again just in case you didn’t get a chance to follow me on Discord there’s the Discord invite in the chat go ahead and click on that link follow me in

Discord that way you can see live magic because I’m going to do it on the Discord more than likely um but whatever however it all works out however it all pans out maybe I’ll just you know twitch and stream it I don’t know I don’t know how it all works out

But I’ll get there I’ll get there just get on the Discord you’ll find out more anyway with that don’t be rude don’t be inconsiderate least others judge you my name is Magic Mero you guys are really my magic peace Out A