UNBELIEVABLE! Minecraft DISASTER in Part 7!

Time of the morning to all of you minecrafters out there i’m stuck in the middle of the ocean i got lost here i got stranded not really i am looking for sugar canes michael caine’s older brother older sexier brother mike okay there we go i need sugar canes to make good bookie books

I need to make lots of books because i need to make an enchanting table i have six bookshelves made i have i was a little sneaky i did a lot of stuff while you guys weren’t here um you guys saw that the village is over there that i rated all the potatoes from

But you guys saw my castle before but i i added a little bit to it look at my castle now oh it’s so formidable that’s a castle worthy of ireland that’s a castle worthy of the gaelic gladiator and cultural heritage name all right i’m gonna plant a bunch more sugarcanes down here

Because i can and i want to and you can’t stop me all right i still have 10 left over hell yeah i mean heck yeah frick okay this is minecraft all right uh my potato farm this is also i put in a bell for ireland ireland ireland noises intensify i also

Had to put a uh fence around this this as you can see is aptly named the netherlands because if you go in there you’re going to get killed hot for them um what else did i do i put up some fences here because haha finn barr decided he

Was i came out of my house one day and shocked lo and behold finn barr nor to be seen my little heart it do a beatty beat it go doki doki because i was scared that finbar was gone i thought he glitched and fell out into the water

Because everyone was standing on each other but now he went into the nether on his own he’s he’s a lunatic he’s a mad horse all right finn bear foley you cam down sir i know this is ireland but you need to settle down we’re going into the nether together into the

Netherlands together um but yeah this is my castle now i also have completed my potato farm as you can see this is spuds completed the irish potato farm right outside my big irish castle you might as well call this con mack knives all right i also did some stuff to the inside some

Of my windows and stuff were kind of different but i moved stuff i don’t have anything here i don’t have anything here now these are here my bed is now in here this is my bedroom is your bedroom as cool as this i don’t think so it’s almost time for bed actually

Um these ones i have to move eventually but i made like a little underground area because i like it i wanted to make a little underground area to be able to see out into the ocean Now i can see out and see all the fishies hello fish hello fishy don’t sneeze near these windows though there’s a lot of ocean pressure coming in on top of them and they’re very fragile so they’ll break immediately i don’t like this though this looks weird i don’t know what to do

About this it’s because i put down slabs instead of blocks and now it’s weird but i have like my wooden stuff over here i have my ground and earth and stone stuff over here anything that comes from the earth and then i have my bench over here and i

Have some other stuff over here whatever everything is lovely everything’s great i have lots of potatoes to bake look at that nom nom nom i can’t eat any right now because i’m full oh wait sam sam what are you doing this is not your room i also dyed his thing blue but i

Don’t want it blue i got blue dye and i was like oh i need to use it on something i want to dye it green i need to find something that allows green um let’s put meaty meat in here meaty meat for a treaty treat you want treat sam

Yes of course you do i need to make you like can i make like a bowl for sam can i make like a dog bowl there we go i can make a an item frame let’s make an item frame what can i put in the item frame can i put a um

I don’t know what to put in it oh wait how does it work oh okay that’s actually kind of cool that means i can’t put your face in it sam i’m sorry i wanted to put my dog’s face in it but i would have had to murder

Your face then to do it also i don’t like this what was i even thinking much nicer yeah that’s what you’re barking at wasn’t it you were saying that i’m a dummy dumbass all right bedtime sam okay you can come up all right sam bedtime come on come on it’s bedtime ding-ding-ding bedtime

Bedtime sam bedtime come on in good boy okay bedtime this is the best life i love this all right time to sit there i also went ahead and built myself some diamond stuff i want to make diamond armor completely i have six bookshelves i still have my enchanting table i have

To find out another place to put them oh maybe i should have done that down here i can extend i can build we can build an extension on into this i just don’t want to go too far do you like my floors as well aren’t they nice i like them a lot

I they’re polished diorite all right only rich people are allowed to have these only rich minecrafters are allowed to have polished eye right you have to stick with the smelly dum-dum diorite whatever um maybe you can extend out that way and move some of this stuff around

Because then i could build an enchanting room spooky underground enchanting room you want to hit ocean if you go that way though sometimes you got to hit some ocean to feed your dog here you go sam look i’m numb wow he’s so happy all right sit in the bed i’ll be back eventually

Maybe i should enchant stuff before i go as you can see lots of potatoes lots and lots of potatoes it’s very good i’m very happy with it the more potatoes i can have the happier an irishman i am um oh yeah sugar canes all right let’s do the enchanting thing now then because

I do want to go into the netherlands with i’m just going to conquer all of europe i want to go into the netherlands with uh finbarr soon well maybe not with finbarr he was eager to go into it on his own but i don’t actually know what’s in the nether

So i’m probably just going to go into my own and explore for the first time but i need to gear up first and i don’t want to lose my levels because if i die and have to go back and get all my stuff and everything i’ll

Just go down level so i might as well use them now to get stuff also wait a thing from the nether came through before he came through and he went down here somewhere and i got scared so i had to close up the nethers the nether regions where’d he go

Is he down here looking for diamonds God heard me minecraft god heard me excuse me are you down in my my diamond basement can i make diamond floors diamond floors would be awesome could you imagine anybody coming into my house with diamond floors thinking man this guy’s got money and lots of time so i i went ahead and i

I dug for diamonds for like four hours i managed to get like 11 diamonds i think i enough to get my helmet on my chest plate so maybe that maybe that’ll do us for now i uh ireland could have statue okay that means how are you an irish

Don’t worry guys i’ll teach you you can all be irish with me i uh i spent quite a lot of time playing this last night i started at like 2 a.m and i stayed up until 6am playing the game it’s too addicting i like minecraft leave me alone um

Books what do i use my my picture frame thing for um i could label these like that so now i know that there’s wood in that one and then i can put rocks oh yeah this is much better uh let’s do that i have a lot of leather

I don’t need leather to make a picture frame this is stupid put you there and i’ll put you in that okay that’s working out a little better i don’t like that they’re off-center though can i put a picture frame in a picture frame oh my god i can

That’s wild minecraft is crazy oh i didn’t show you either crap i almost forgot somebody made me a skin so i have a skin in the game now uh you go out look at me it’s me top of the morning to you i’m wearing a pma hoodie shirt

And they even like did the the bun at the back well they tried you can’t put a bun on somebody in minecraft really so it actually looks like me yeah i think the beard is a little lackluster i think the i think this strong gaelic gladiator bog water beard is a

Lot stronger than you’re giving me credit for in the game but you know what you made me a skin so i’m happy maybe i should make only oops sam i’m gonna leave you here okay sit in your bed and be happy dad’s got to do some work dad is heading to the netherlands

Not the actual netherlands sam that that the real netherlands is not as scary as this one i mean it kind of is a lot of crazy people in the netherlands my girlfriend’s from there i just realized i made it sound like i said my girlfriend was crazy

She’s not i feed you one last time everybody in everybody get feedy everybody get foodie there you go make all the babies thank you thank you very much all right i’ll be back pray for me i didn’t actually there we go okay let’s see what the nether has to offer all right

All right okay it’s not that scary it’s not it’s terrifying actually what’s making that noise what’s making any noises there’s a cow in here how did you get in here you’re not supposed to be in here okay just get this stuff whatever it is people say that these guys don’t attack

Me unless i attack them so let’s just leave them alone hi howdy good good to see you okay i’m turning up my brightness again there we go now we can see now we know what’s going on what what do i need to get in here what’s what’s the

Jam i’m also going to get some of these blocks in case i need to defend myself from something because i need to like board myself in or create a path or block off lava or something i realize i don’t have anything oh god this place is so eerily quiet all

You have is the sound of flames and death am i going down there what is that sound It sounds like it it either sounds like an old granny farting or someone letting the air out of a balloon is it you What are you oh No you’re dead that’s a chair i didn’t enchant anything before i came in oh well we’re here now you know what it’s fine i’m not going to die only idiots die i don’t have a way down does it build my own way down that’s stupid what do you think this is minecraft

Yeah exactly he just said minecraft that is a minecraft a heck in minecraft dude this whole area is a minecraft some some there’s some weird creepy baby following me i’m not your dad you don’t you put you can bring me on maury to prove it or jerry springer

What’s the cool one now what do people go on i don’t know if i want to i don’t know if i want to eat dutch mushrooms let’s play this entire play this is exactly what the netherlands looks like although no the netherlands is more flat and there’s a lot less bikes in here

What am i supposed to be doing where am i supposed to be going what’s that over there i have a lot of questions kind of want to go over there is this am i in heck is that what this is i’m actually going to go lower because in regular

Crafters of mines going lower yields better things oh the music’s kinda now though wait i can’t sprint down here what is this soul sand do i need soul sand for anything i’m just oh i can hear two creepy baby voices oh god this is some dark soul stuff dude holy freaker

Okay well it’s time to start putting blocks down nether blocks oh oh crap crap crap crap crap i got too close i got too close i’m sorry am i actually just gonna die now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh god oh god minecraft dude on second thoughts i probably should have brought some water with me easy peasy easy pizzy just build a little bridge i’m afraid to go too far out because i’m gonna i’m gonna get scorched again oh we’re almost there

Oh god i knew it i knew it i knew it ow No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don’t die don’t die don’t die don’t die don’t die please please please i beg you i beg you i beg you i beg you don’t die

Damn it i need to get my stuff back i need to get my stuff back i had so much stuff i’m not losing that diamond what the hell is that that was making that noise is that what was chasing me all the time are you the weird freaky baby that i keep hearing

Oh god i have nothing i have nothing i have nothing i’ve ah this is stupid i thought i was prepared but i’m still unprepared okay have a bucket of water with me this time at least i don’t know how that helps can that quench me if i oh where did i go where

The where’s anything it was down there oh i see my stuff i see my stuff i need to get my levels back as well how did i get down oh stop it music oh god there’s a thing there’s a thing over there there’s a thing a purple man an enderman is that it

Ah michael ankles okay i think this is how i got down yes I want my mom oh jumping is the key jumping is the ticket jumping is the secret i didn’t i forgot how much i was actually gonna lose by dying here i’m down to level seven oh minecraft dude that hurts that really hurts why why do people allow me to have things

Why do people allow me to have nice things all i do is ruin them and take them for granted oh you go up a lot of levels actually here oh kill him kill him oh that’s a boinker you little pig man i heard that buddy because i like this

Strategy of building but you can’t use that when you’re on the lava i know epic music okay back on top baby all right all right this is fine this is fine just don’t be a dumb from now on am i kidding that’s my default standard i’m not seeing like anything to get in

Here though my god everywhere here is death i keep looking around to try and see if i see anything new and it’s just fire and brimstone everywhere oh i’m taking a lot of risks by not building around me before i go anywhere there’s the baby again

Oh this is not the place to fall down the wrong hole okay just climb up I don’t know what i’m looking for what are you oh glowstone dust i like the sound of it it sounds like something bad is happening universally that’s accepted as a bad sound because it usually means you’re breaking something he’s an enchanted sword oh should i kill him

I don’t know how hard it is to kill them and i don’t know if i attack one with the all attack okay let’s save and quit i don’t know what that does but i want your sword i want your sword Oh god oh god piggy piggy no doesn’t even give me a sword oh man i wanted that guys i’m just going to go out and say it i’m sorry if this is an unpopular opinion or a hot take this place sucks i don’t know what i’m looking for i

Don’t know where i am i think i know how to get back oh lordy lordy lordy oh every step is one step closer to death you have a gold sword you guys all have cool stuff can i haz the worst part is now if i do find where i’m supposed to be going

I have to go all the way back to get out oh god i was gonna jump that and then i was like nope that is not worth losing everything potentially again wonder if i could can i create another nether portal in the nether like if i get to a certain distance away

And i find the stuff because right now i’m afraid to go too far in case i i lose my way so i’m going back to my thing now if i get enough obsidian and come back in here can i craft another nether portal in here and then go back out to the real

World Today on mythbusters minecraft mythbusters craft busters or jacksepticeye i don’t know but i’m heading back because i feel underprepared and lost i’m scared mainly the scared one i found it i found my way back oh mama okay show me sunshine show me rainbows ah guys i’m back did you miss me

I missed me i need to put a gate here okay hi yes i’m back hi hello oh it feels good okay i made this because i poured out my lava so i actually need this i need to go get more obsidian actually i think you can build the nether portal without

The corners on it i don’t think you need these that weirdly kind of looks more intimidating like that it looks like a person with like big block arms like a minecraft person okay ireland ireland you just need to do that every now and then so people can hear i have my

Freaking door open sam’s okay thank god sam i thought i lost you there buddy oh good sam is a little too close oh all over my face spectral arrows Are those things i want i need to go get more obsidian then and then i can make when i go into the nether then i can make another nether portal oh i need to make my enchanting stuff as well I should actually have plenty more paper to make more books yeah i’m sorry i need your leather blood for the blood god thank you this is working out for me all right though it’s over okay nice nice what happens if i do this again ah i turn it into cobblestone

I don’t want that i want obsidian obsidian’s dope it’s cool and it lets me build portals to scary regions that i don’t know much about damn i lost that one no would make minecraft more epic if you had bombs i mean you do have tnt that you can make

That’s what i’m talking about i’m talking about bombs that you can actually like place and blow up obsidian with i could get a lot faster then instead of bang bang bang bang bang with my hand though it’s making a very light it’s taking a very length i’m getting there though

I’m gonna drain this pool dry monsters nearby i didn’t show you guys some of the best parts about my castle i have a ladder right here ah i knew it you’re trying to store my castle [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa there buddy whoa epic underwater battle okay got him

There’s my little window into my my base it’s cool right i’m gonna i’m gonna do that up a lot more soon i added all these walls for fortifications i know people can’t i mean you can probably just stick your back and feet to this and climb all the way up but

You come around here there’s some some siege towers that you can like stare out and you can take cover just in case somebody’s trying to get me hey creepers leave my sugar canes alone whatever they don’t really listen ever we have another ladder then that brings

You all the way up to the tippy top oh hello roon you get up onto the top and there’s more battlements up here now isn’t this epic so stuff can’t just climb in it can’t anyway because it’s minecraft but siege tactics are there okay my brain is

Thinking smarter than the people in the finale of game of thrones then if you want to be super cool epic person you can jump off the edge dope let’s break it all down we have to build an enchanting table and an enchanting area i think water

Will just start floating in once i start digging away some of this but that’s okay sometimes a little water comes in and tries to rain on your parade but i’m not going to let that happen look everything’s fine you have to trust and believe

Do you trust in me do you believe in me answer back answer no please say psych i’d ideally like to make one of these like make this the enchantment area but i can’t because there’s not enough space you put the thing here and i need a block in between

If i put it here i get the block in between that way but i’d need to extend my wall out i don’t know if i can do that or can i do it oh this might actually work it’s off center though that bothers me i could center everything technically

If this whole area was just like one block wider then i could have two two wooden squares either side but i’d have to tear down an entire wall just to do that so i’m not going to because that’s just too much of a pain

In the ass i could put it here but it’s not perfect either this kind of looks a little cooler now though it’s actually kind of looks like a room maybe i should make my bed up here if this was centered what is wrong with me why did i build it like this

Why am i why am i stupid i could build it here and build up the walls all around it builds like a little oh let’s do that because i also want my castle to have like multiple kind of levels to it so i want like another little like tower here oh goody

Goody goody i need a door down there somehow though can i build a door through the water and have it not mess anything up all right let’s take my enchanting table and my bookshelves let’s take it outside let’s bring it on up to the top uh this goes here i guess

And then you guys are gonna have to go all the way around is this actually gonna work like this right right i don’t know if that worked we let’s see this might not work at all actually now that i’m thinking about it because i i wanted to go around this

Build like another tower out of it but then also be able to go through it i can build a tower around it no problem but then it kind of makes this part of the castle kind of pointless unless i put another ladder over here somewhere

Yeah let’s do that oh yeah you can see all the stuff going into it oh that’s awesome oh it’s freaking neato there we go it’s part of a tower now i just need to add the the castley bits if you know what i mean because these are for sieges if somebody comes to

Attack you you need some sort of fortification some sort of defense to make it look like a castle i forgot i’m at the wrong part of the castle right now oh yeah oh yeah now that’s starting to look like a castle except this part that’s not perfectly symmetrical

Damn it all i mean i’ve made the best of what i can out of it but now the edge the the middle of the castle is like the edge of this and oh curse this ocd symmetrical well i guess that actually kind of looks cool you shut up whatever you are it’s predator

And of course to get into any sort of castle room you’re going to need a castle type of oh god come back i spawn in here already oh that would have been the badness um and i can i can actually shave out this now because it looks cool on top

But to just open up the room a bit more in here now doesn’t matter you feel me hombre thanks sam i was counting you um yes this is this is actually kind of cool now it’s like a spooky little witch’s room i made it very tall only because i

Wanted to and i could which is actually far more important than wanting to and a castle room needs a castle door oh yes big iron door wait Hello oh could i put a pressure plate i have some pressure plates Ah i’ve never used pressure plates in this game before that’s so cool oh oh i feel like a wizard oh going into the wizard room people be like whoa how is he doing that and i’d be like you know what magic baby it really is kind of bothering me this

Room is offset though um i wonder hurry move you around oh god the bookshelves just turned into books again they didn’t actually turn into oh oh oh oh can you just turn it into bookshelves again instead of having to go out and get the wood silly billy

I just need to make a way i am going to i’m going to hit something before this day is over not you sam don’t worry nervous dogs dog barks haha look at this wait one two three four five six seven maybe 14 up top okay should i just enchant something now

Uh i want to enchant my pickaxe what i put in here i need level 20. dang it okay i stopped by i stopped by netherlands real quick and i just take some of these this is an absolute disaster waiting to happen do not let go of crouch

For the love of god should i just enchant my pickaxe i think so because i do not want my pickaxe to break i do want to want to have to remake it it’s the only one i have left and i don’t have any diamonds left to make a new one so

We’re going to enchant this first i think i need lapis lapis lazulus let’s bring as many as we can that’s the wrong way i don’t know where i’m going maybe i should make like a little tunnel up here and a ladder indoors so i don’t actually have to come

Out and do this every time is that smart no okay cool um let’s put you in there and then you in there and on breaking three fortune one Whoa i’m an enchanter guys oh i did it oh wait oh i need level 20 but i don’t use 20 levels to do it oh can i enchant my armor put in this oh level 22 fire protection too oh i really want that oh that’s awesome oh we need to do that

So i have unbreaking three and efficiency three when in main hand 1.2 attack speed 5 attack damage wait the axe does more damage than my sword i have been sticking everything with bloody oh wait i have blue dye already what did i do that for stupid i haven’t been attacking everybody with

A sword then and not my axe i could have been killing things much faster yes sam i could all right we’re gonna we’re gonna sleep it’s time to head back into the netherlands because i need to i need to go up levels i probably could have fought stuff

Actually out here but the nether seems like the fastest way of doing this why yes i did come in here with all my items on me how how nice of you to notice and how dumb of me to do that’s okay though i i just need these

I just need to get to level 22. oh my god look how fast this is holy fricker guys oh my god are you serious that’s how fast i can mine with this freaking thing now good lord that’s too much power i need to go mining for diamonds like now whoops they’re kissing

I walked in on something i shouldn’t have i’m sorry i’m sorry just keep kissing each other you do you live whatever you want whatever whatever happens in the netherlands stays in the netherlands oh don’t dig straight down dumbass oh why didn’t i do that i could have died and lost at all oh

I could have been rolling in the deep with adele jesus my heart left out through my [ __ ] mouth excuse me give me sir i need to get to the to this stuff to the nether quartz you having a good day lovely weather we’re having right i am

Going to fall into a hole if i’m not careful i i did that i did that i did it i did it i did it i did it oh god oh my god oh god it’s all lost oh all my items i just got that now i’m gonna enchant you guys

File protection too Did i just lose everything where did i fall down oh god oh god i lost it all it’s all got into lava i just enchanted that i just enchanted that i had diamond armor oh oh this is the saddest moment this [ __ ] sucks oh i really really really am upset right now no

My diamond armor my diamond helmet my diamond enchanted pickaxe all i needed was two levels i got so [ __ ] greedy oh my god i had all the obsidian on me as well i’m gonna cry i’m legitimately gonna cry this [ __ ] sucks i have to i have to do it all again

I have to do so much oh my god i want to vomit right now Oh my god i’m legitimately gonna cry right now You