Unbelievable New Minecraft World – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

I think we’re good I think we’re good this time yeah all right time to post I’m just kidding hell yeah though and have no problems I was trying to figure out what the problems were yesterday cuz I tried to stream yesterday before work and uh I kept losing frames I

Wonder what the hell was happening but it was cuz my bit rate was way too high I don’t know what the hell that was about but but Emma what’s going on CP dog live stream hell yeah okay that’s fine that’s fine whatever whatever we good okay wait where did I spawn again I

Think it was like right here I don’t know those cords hell yeah but I know you’re typing I set the latency to low so you have a smooth viewing experience all right damn maybe I shouldn’t set it to low I don’t think I can change it though never mind never

Mind it probably ain’t going to look smooth though I a even going to lie oh maybe I should change it can I even do that [ __ ] I don’t think I can damn it all right will experienced delayed uh delayed chat reading that’s right Emma you better put it in the group

Chat my hand just had a seizure Jesus is there a cave hold on I don’t think hers damn it okay yeah noce oh I just noticed the coral reef over there damn right next to spawn too it ain’t very big though lowkey and Ill it’s fine it’s okay

Hell yeah getting them groceries hell yeah see you later be careful don’t take any wooden Nickels I probably shouldn’t run okay that sheep or chicken chicken fine thank you there Chad I don’t know what I’m doing okay uh I will make a pickaxe so we can get some Stone oh well hello oh God I’m about to mine coal with a wooden pickaxe you’re out of your mind

What do you want She was asking me what I wanted to eat she’s so sweet y’all oh my Lord I love my sister uh uh uh okay oh whatever gravel gravel go ahead and well guarantee there’s going to be some up here too oh no works with me I’ll go ahead and actually where

Should I put the Torches I’ll put them right there whatever it don’t matter I’m try to look around for more food sources also if y’all hear someone hacking up along it’s my little little sister she’s in the room right beside me so if you hear her going that’s

Her I was wondering why I couldn’t make an ax I don’t got no damn sticks okay any food sources hold on oh God cook you I going to make a sword too proba a damn donkey that’s what you can give me there’s an eyelash oh my God Jesus shut

Up bro oh my God man like why I just started streaming and there’s already a freaking eyelash in my eye horse’s dick okay okay need that I’mma block this off actually that should be fine actually I don’t know I don’t know good time to mine I got a mine guys it’s in my

Blood that West Virginia blood in me you won’t oh co oh my Lord y’all we might hit the quota today should make a mod pack just West Virginia life mine coal every damn day it’s all you do damn it hold on like a Shel just one buddy okay that was weird oh

This is riving gameplay right here okay pickaxe broken it scared the [ __ ] out of me God is it night time yes it is okay uh we’ll leave that closed we will just ignore that we do not want to deal with that die right off br off brand quartz sorry my mama was

Texting me I had a text her back she made Cass roll earlier she was worried that the onions didn’t get soft so she was just asking me that oh my God just saying she so what like no Mom the onions did not get softer I’m got to say sorry damn it’s okay

Jesus i r what would love to see why did I do that I’ll just mine until this pickaxe breaks I really don’t want to mine for too long how D are we 24 whatever more coal though okay I’ll get you then we’ll head back up okay well

We’re going to have to go make a pi anyway all right we’ll go ahead and uh smel this iron too shut up cave noise what am I doing okay tripping balls right there for a second shut up zombie I don’t want to keep mining but I don’t want to stay

Here how far oh the sun’s coming up it’s fine okay it like just started to come up are you okay with me oh we should make a shield no not a helmet good Lord not yet Anyways Mr skeleton please do not shoot me I beg you you can shoot the zombie that’d be nice shut up dude oh my God indigestion bro get out of here excuse me Jesus man okay I do not like doing that hello Bunny look y’all I need food okay I need

Food can you not come close to me Enderman I’ll leave some of our junk behind it be fine make a boat actually there we go you can piss off Enderman oh oh it’s one of those like miniature monuments that’s cool it actually does look pretty dope I ain’t going to go over there

Though not going to happen yeah I’m not staying there well there’s another one that’s cool now Qui question is are there actual Ocean Monuments that would be pretty spooky I’m terrified of the ocean I hate it even in Minecraft I’m like well that answers my question one right

There two monuments while looking for a village dude that just happen Minecraft is so Random like you’ll go out it’s it’s whenever you try looking for monuments like you actually need one and it never gives you one but whenever you’re looking for other stuff like a village or something like three Ocean

Monuments right there it’s crazy well there’s one come back to that one okay okay there we go proced your yes it is it can be oh my God that’s oh my God is right dude Jesus a Jung okay a jungle get out of here game two Ocean Monuments hell yeah jungle No jungles are oh okay it was the uh the suction from the magma blocks is what scared me Jesus I like Jungles they’re pretty to look at but traveling through them mm actually speaking of traveling through them I’m not doing that oh is that a I think that’s a

Geode is that a lush cave too oh my God we’ll save that for later uh yeah I’m not traveling through this jungle I’m not settling down here terrible the best worst luck ever that’s right I’m hoping to find a a planes I know planes are like the most basic area

To set up shop but they work I’ll have to build a treehouse at least I mean you come across a jungle you got to build a tree house I don’t really like Jungles but you have to at some point and there’s a bunch of bamboo too I’ll go and grab some

Actually I wouldn’t want to have to Trek back here all the time come to me thank you that should be fine okay that’s true they really do have everything especially if you get a big old flat area build a house right there oh can I

A but yeah like I was saying you can build a house right there get out of here oh my God can I talk please dolphin move boy don’t make me get the damn 12 gauge buddy and usually with a planes they’re good to build at okay yeah there is a lush

Cave I keep getting sidetracked you can build a house there really nicely cuz it’s just a flat area and there’s usually a big ass cave underneath them too decently sized Cave System all right thank you dolphin you did your job thank you I appreciate it now leave me

Alone hello pigs I’m going to kill you now that’s that’s crazy that’s hey yo that’s crazy that’s crazy I agree that’s crazy oh God but yeah you’ll get um you’ll get a jungle and two Ocean Monuments but then you’ll get some [ __ ] like this Birch Forest did I not grab the wool I

Didn’t I don’t need the rabbit and I’ll go to grab it too okay H I don’t want to set up shopping a birch Forest you don’t like AA wood I’m right there with you buddy it’s really hard to make something look good with AA wood

Okay oh la la I really don’t like AA wood oh there’s a forest fire well damn Jesus buta wood is it’s yeah definitely does not look the best like Acacia and Birch like they they can work you can make them look good but it’s really hard

To like they really only fit in their B like actually no Smokey the Barr on speed doll [ __ ] right buddy only you can prevent forest fires I remember the advertisement that they would always put up with like the uh the matches and [ __ ] you know and they would

Like make a bunch of [ __ ] with them and then they would just leave one and the dude would be like what can you destroy with only one though I don’t I don’t know if that made any sense or if y’all know what I’m I’m talking about but Jesus a dark ass

Advertisement look Smokey what are you what are you smoking man Smokey on that smoke that made no sense at all Smokey smokes trees he smokes that dude my dude smokes broccoli Jesus I make myself laugh probably sleep crafting table come on hurry they’re coming we got to sleep guys come

On I [ __ ] with Smokey the Bear though we still have a smokey statue or not statue but like a sign you know the ones where it’s just like um chance of fires today low high you know all that crap we have one of those still right smack dab in the middle of

Town pretty cool oo o hell oh my god dude oh that dude go deep that boy going deep okay before I go to that Village I want to settle down for a second get a couple chests going there’s a holy crap man talk about sheep Jesus just going to scout the land

Here okay we got a ravine it’s cool oh I don’t remember that one like the uh the POV of an animal I don’t remember that one maybe I would maybe I did I don’t know I heard you spider oh and there’s a zombie too never mind uh we’ll just chill right here that’s

Fine uh we okay ahead and there is one used for AAA wood chest and sticks going need another one hold on okay put our junk in here here okay I need food hurry up hurry I’m starving okay I’m so sorry so there’s a lot of shape uh we’re definitely going to

You’re going to be my food source for a while after all this gets done oh an apple hold on here we go okay dude blocks of ores come in handy I’m so happy they have those like actually dude what what’s crazy too is like you can find blocks of raw iron

Like in those big ass iron deposits that is so cool to me I love that they do that I was I was mind blown when they did that like I found one I was like the hell is this this ain’t supposed to happen I wish they did that with coal do they

Do that with coal I think it’s just iron I feel like it’d make sense if they do it with coal cuz I mean you can find big ass coal deposits and [ __ ] but whatever oh dude just wait till we get Sher boxes oh my God Minecraft PL quit Okay Okay

Uh never mind my English hello I ain’t going to hurt you I want to die see if this was any other playthrough I would kill that iron goal but I won’t cuz I’m a good I’m a good person said no one I’ll take that some [ __ ] thank

You why did I not bring the crafting table my dumb oh my God actually there stone is there Stone yeah oh want to be careful I just need two PE I just need two pieces I need a hoe hell yeah okay ow oh yummy pumpkins we going to make pumpkin pie boy hell

Yeah I go for some pump pumpkin pie right now where my oh dude my aunt’s pumpkin pie god dude one of the only things I look forward to on Thanksgiving all right thank you for your resources I appreciate it I’ll come back in a couple days and use it for

Slavery oh we can throw on the uh leather crap well that one grew up cool okay so I’m going to turn you into bread and I’m going to turn you in the bread living on bread bread bread bread actually I’ll take a crafting table with me that’d be a good

Idea place you down too yeah fine okay so should Uh like this whole area kind of goes down a little bit but this whole area kind of goes down a little bit I might try to look for a more flatter area uh probably be the best move could do a beach House I don’t know we’ll look around uh is it I’ll take the bed with me that’s fine yeah oh an app Apple thank you like uh actually no I think a house on the I don’t know man in decisive as hell we’re going to be here all

Day CU like that’s the problem with planes now like they’re like yes they’re basic but they have basically everything but a problem with them is like they’re not they’re they ain’t flat you know like before planes were usually like flat but now they’re justly which is fine you know the

Terrain in real life ain’t ain’t all sunshine and rainbows but come on man I just want a flat place never mind it’d be a good excuse to get some more supplies though there’s B BB this part the part of this Forest right here is pretty flat

I might just chop down all these trees and build a house here I might just do that we going to be here a minute though go ahead and set up a chest and put the wood in there okay I might look for iron so we can make

Some iron axes and speed this whole thing up yeah we’re going to need some more iron too anyway so okay so I’m going to leave you here chest I’ll be RB another Savannah okay it just it just bleeds right into it is there NE portal Port whatever poort portal portal

Oh no iron though damn that’s fine we got coal you got coal we got coal damn they’re just hurting up over here okay hopefully does this just go straight down oh never mind it does go down but it ends we should find iron down here hopefully it’s deep enough never mind okay

Well can’t mine right here I don’t want to strip mine either because that’s just slow in this version at least right now God dude I miss strip mining for diamonds you still can but it ain’t like instant you know it’s the one thing I miss I love the new caves and stuff and

The Deep slate and all that but I guess if you’re strap mining for like you know gold which would be stupid or lapis I guess that’d be a good reason to strip mine not that’s you know not deep slate holy crap that bee scared the [ __ ] out of me dude it’s not

Funny I didn’t I didn’t bring the boat it’s make a birch boat it’s the one use it has we’ll turn the rest and the sticks hold on we’ll place you down go run along be free actually I just realized that was completely pointless we easily could have just swam over but Ooh Birch Forest does the river keep going or does it end okay I think it ends Maybe not maybe not totally yeah maybe almost okay yeah it keeps going okay here’s the rest of the Forest I think it might end up here nope okay oo is this another PLS oh my God it is um okay I mean saves durability I guess Jesus Christ the first thing you see this place looks pretty flat a lot flatter than the uh the last planes we were

In this might be a good place it’s like a little bit of a hill over there and there’s the village back air and we wouldn’t have to chop down a bunch of trees now would we no seems like a decent little planes we’ll run around see we see what we find sleep

First sleep dude sleep it’s 5:00 I might have to get off here in about a half hour cuz I got to I’m still scheduled to work but if I don’t get a text back then that basically means I’m caught off which I kind of hope doesn’t happen

Cuz I want to get some money but whatever oo there’s some iron right there and there’s a creeper oh boy my day just keeps getting better and better oh dude oh we’re good we’re fine got some iron already okay ow I think my mom’s back they had to go out to

Lowe’s think for a pipe or something or I think they were getting a hose or something oh gold okay I low are we [ __ ] there we go there’s some C418 I was trying to say earlier keeps playing L of rain tracks which I I do I do like but C418 so much better

Man okay it just keeps going just keeps getting deeper oh my god dude it’s a lot of iron ow oh get out just slide up this place dude there is so much iron what the hell I think we found one of them big ass deposits speak of the

Devil okay as soon as you attack one zombie the rest of them are after you that’s so stupid I hate that it’s so annoying now get out of here douchebag my God food food’s here I’m I’ll go get that here in a second I want to deal with

This last zombie wherever the hell he went I think he went down [Laughter] there stupid stupid idiot you you stupid dumb idiot man my God ah my is it you zombie hold on a second oh hello well hey hell yeah man raw iron what we like to see are you

Coming and not if I have anything to say about it buddy get out of here does he see me through a wall does he just sense that his buddy died or something like get out of here man like that’s impossible how do you whatever I a even going to question

It dude I swear if there’s a another eyelash in my eye I’m going lose it like it’s it’s poking me dude it’s it’s teasing me pause rewind of that hold on I I just like cancel the notification I got to text back hold on what should I say I just said

Okay okay I will collect this iron and then I’ll go grab my food got to use the bathroom too oh my God hold on you know what I’m going to do here or I’ll do this genius didn’t okay it’s fine whatever whatever whatever okay you see what I’m doing chat I made

A I did not mean to do that uh sh chat sh you didn’t see anything you didn’t see anything chat you didn’t say nothing boom Oh my God genius okay um should I just let the game play or like try to do that yeah let’s do that

Okay be right back chat and if I by the time I come back um we’ll know whether or not I’ll be able to keep streaming because I’ll probably get a text by them I like to take my time with eatting and um if the stream cuts off just know something happened so all

Right beb I’m going to be a couple more minutes I got to take out the trash I’m back I’m back I’m back I’m back I’m so that took way too long that took way too long oh my God oh my God that took way too long dude oh my God h

Jesus I used the bathroom I ate dinner I had to take out the trash I had to use the bathroom again Jesus Christ I was even worse about taking out the trash I had to wait for my damn truck to unth cuz was cold as hell outside hey Falls hey

Venom oh my god of course everyone comes in whenever I’m gone Jesus I stressing the hell out good Lord I’m back though if there’s anyone still here I’m sorry good load okay all right we’re back where were we iron yes iron okay a lot of iron okay we are back in

Business oh yeah and I got to work this evening got C off oh diamonds diamonds on my load let’s get cooking hold on I’m so sorry [ __ ] okay there we go oh that’s right I don’t got any more coal uh we can make some charcoal that’s fine just throw that in

There hold on hold on I’m going to go get some real coal it’ll be just a second Cole Cole where you at where you at [ __ ] there we go okay I think I was gone for like a good hour dude I’m Jesus I should have just stopped the

Stream and then came back good God man I don’t know why the hell I didn’t do that all right though we’re good it’s turning night time too okay oh the gold too I have to get that when we come back up shut up zombie no one loves you ow all righty all right

Okay I think the chat the chat wasn’t updating for some reason like I got back and it was like it was still the same thing but I got back and there was a lot more messages I think I fixed it now hopefully yes I think that was the only diam you suck

Game this game sucks doy man I hate this game we got a diamond okay so that should be fine I’ll go ahead and head back up actually no I’ll leave this here and I’ll make another pickaxe Here um I’ve been making a lot of chest good Lord want to try to get some armor going here I’ll collect the surrounding ores okay there’s more iron dude Jesus oh I saw you [ __ ] my dude was creeping up on me hey hey hey hey he chill think you’re funny you think you’re

Funny what an idiot what a dumbass okay hey hey hey hey hey chill the hell out I don’t know who shat in your scrambled eggs qu shooting at me [ __ ] Jesus trying to mind my own damn business I think it is updating it should be hopefully latency is on low

And I don’t know man I don’t know with these things sometimes it works sometimes it don’t okay so that should be enough for at least a chest plate and pants hell yeah got people texting me and [ __ ] okay shut up okay he’s got to be like over here okay maybe not below

It’s like right here dude is he above like I’m oh dude do you not see me okay all right all right and boots make a sword too and I got to cook food too man Jesus my hands are all sweaty can I even reach that I can reach that but not that part

Oh that is a lot of skeletons dude um okay yes fine fine fine Jesus hold on let me eat let me eat let me eat he just killed his own buddy what a douchebag skeleton spawner only one chest better have something good a Skelly spawner though that’s freaking awesome

Dude saddle cat bar Pro too it’s all right it’s all right whatever whatever man that’s freaking awesome though skeleton spawner right there hell yeah take that [ __ ] block that off just in case I doubt this will have anything dead end pretty much yep it’s fine there’s something down here at least

Wait what’s the heart do oh it’s like a little reaction thing uh hold on I’m at I broke it there we go fixed it okay sorry I was trying to do something and I broke it ignore me and it’s night time okay there we go I’m just I don’t even know what I’m

Doing okay so got down there and over there I think we have over here too a little bit some more iron that’s always good yeah oh my God more more a damn Four Diamonds now baby [ __ ] right that’s right we found all the diamonds hell yeah oh my God

A I thought it was going to be an eight vein dude I was about to flip a five vein that’s still good oh my god dude oh my God good Lord Jesus Jesus more more oh there’s that’s a lot of iron dude holy crap Jesus anyway welcome back buddy ow welcome back welcome

All I was going to say something else but I forgot dude how big is this iron deposit man Jesus oh yeah and I’m sorry if uh didn’t read your stuff from earlier it was not it wouldn’t update for some reason I I think I fixed it now hopefully I did but

Yeah should be fine hopefully hell yeah we bro there’s no way what dude dog there is no way oh thought oh my god dude still though Jesus man Cooper turns into dream I am dream what do you mean can’t you tell I’m dream I’m Dreaming disguise I’m his new Alter Ego he’s

Trying to come back from his failure I’ve actually watched his response I thought that what was that what the hell that was dodging blocks okay I should have grabbed the extra food from the furnace but speaking of the Furnace [ __ ] did I did I put wood in

It let’s just just say I did we have a furnace and uh that’s that’s where we get our heat from I I think I put wood in it maybe I did I don’t think I maybe I don’t know whatever let’s just say I did let’s go with

That Mom text well I mean if my mom texts me I’m going have to double check I don’t know what that voice crack was hell yeah lappies trying to get comfy why is copper so common I have the same question I mean it’d be kind of dumb if like you

Know it’s basically a building block oh God we’re out of torches [ __ ] no what was I going to say I was oh I was going to say it’d be kind of dumb if like since Copper’s like a building block basically be kind of stupid if it was rare

[ __ ] or even just as rare as I whatever I can’t talk you know what I mean you know what I mean man yeah I’m I’m with you man I usually talk a lot of [ __ ] about how uh common copper is but more I think about it I’m

Like kind of glad it’s common it’ be kind of annoying having to search for building blocks that are rare you know or hard or just annoying to get like obsidian like unless you have efficiency 5 Hast to it’s a pain and even then it’s kind of slow to mine

Up excuse me where are you com where are you shooting me from okay I’m not Um whatever I I ain’t going to collect that I’ll come back for it if I need it okay I’m going head back and grab some coal cuz we do need some torches and we’ll probably come back or we could go back up and uh maybe try to build a house cuz I have

A bunch of supplies like just kind of scattered all over the place so it’d be kind of good to go go get all that and set up shop CU I’m definitely going to shut uh I’m definitely going to set up shop uh below or above this cuz it’s a

Pretty flat area better than uh where we were before so if oh my God it’s it’s like it’s Christmas oh my god oh it’s only three damn damn I mean they did kind of make diamonds more common so but whatever it’s awesome to find them regardless people don’t really get freaked out

About finding diamonds anymore man I always do it’s awesome even if I have like way more than I need just cool finding diamonds okay where did we come from oh God am I lost don’t tell okay we didn’t come from up there because it’s not lit it would come from here here hold

On entire diamond armor set dude I hope we have one diamond we have one Diamond Back in the uh the chest so that’s uh 16 definitely going to make a chest plate that’s for sure okay okay this is not it but I’m just looking Christ

No it dude it it is 100% tradition to freak out about diamonds you just you can’t you can’t you can’t not freak out about diamonds hell yeah oh I think we came from up air maybe God and as soon as we come back down here we ain’t even going to find where

We were before my sense of direction is terrible I should have done what Captain Sparkles did in his old uh Series where he like put the torches on the right or the left I don’t know but that’s how he knew where to go which is smart I don’t do that

Though like whenever I try to I always forget so I’m just like I don’t know where the hell I’m going we’re just guessing cuz oh a that was it is this where we came from oh my God oh my God chat I don’t know where I’m going damn it oh wait we’re

Good and it’s not time again I’ll I’ll let it go by whatever we ain’t going back up any time soon okay so I will I’m not going to I’m not going to smelt the rest of this we can save that for later um oh uh were y’all were y’all in here

Whenever I found the skeleton spawner were yall I don’t I don’t feel like y’all were well anyway oh 16 diamonds hell yeah I’ll show youall oh dude wait where’s it at again where’s it at it’s not it’s like right over oh down here I was coming down here

To find diamonds there’s nothing down there it was a dead end but like I didn’t see this I turned to the right and I was like oh my God it’s right here holy crap joined like 10 minutes ago yeah I was like oh my God like right right

After I got out of here like right after I got done dealing with it that’s whenever y’all joined yeah y’all didn’t see it but there it is hell yeah I was excited dude all right there’s the seat if y’all want it and there’s the coordinates right there mob farm hell yeah

Exploiting the mobs exploiting the weak all right okay we should probably find coal before we go any deeper s for that still don’t know how to make one I’m right there with you man I usually just try to wing it sometimes I’ll just like have like a little setup there was

An old world I had it was a hardcore world and um it was a zombie spawner and I just set up like a little station where I would just sit there and the zombies would basically get moved towards me cuz I had like a little water bucket very super impractical setup

But I mean it it worked for what it was that’s that’s what I recommend if you don’t if you don’t really like making uh Mob uh Mob Spawners or you don’t know how to make one just do a setup like that get some uh get a water

Bucket get some water in the corner set up like a little area for you to stand so they just get pushed towards you and they spawn super slow too that’s right they just push them is there any more coal here I don’t think so just copper okay yeah just copper guys just copper

Um yeah ah wait wait witches can spawn from zombie spawners is that what you’re saying I it oh okay I was like uh what cuz we were we were talking about mob spawners I just got confused that’s my that’s my bad dude [ __ ] you got me hyped up for a second

God Dam I was like holy [ __ ] I do have I know how to make like a a regular mob spawner it’s just like a uh an industrialized deep slate building it’s it’s in a it’s in a world that I still have on my hard drive I can

Show youall here in in a second what I mean there anything in here but it’s just a big ass cube with a tube basically they just all funnel through my bad no you’re good man that was my fault I didn’t know you were talking about whatever ignore whatever whatever misunderstanding

[ __ ] I think I found a few spawners in that world I don’t think I ever did anything with them if I did then I wouldn’t know oh I’ll just use the stone it’s fine after I get this vanin I’ll show y’all my old mob spawner that I was

Talking about won’t be too long it’ll be a second I started that world a long time ago it was like when 1.18 just came out I don’t have a th days I have like almost 500 on there but I quit playing it a long time ago

So and it’s raining okay that’s fun is it a thunderstorm get out no I don’t think so it’s not dark enough yeah it’s just a regular rainstorm that’s one thing savanas have above everything else and deserts and mushroom islands it does not rain or wait does it rain it rains on musroom Islands

Right I don’t know no mobs mobs don’t spawn on mushroom islands like Monsters I think it’s I think that’s what I’m getting confused I don’t know anyway let’s head on back down ow should I okay no damn Pokey things whatever the hell they’re called dripstone spikes whatever okay so that’s enough coal that’s

Plenty uh okay mobs only Spawn from spawners on the island I figured I figured that’s what it was I forgot what that was anyway so this is the world the survival world of all time this is what this is my old world I was on here couple days ago I

Don’t know what the hell I was doing I think I was just looking around but this this is what I’m talking about it’s just a big ass Cube funnel remember when 1.9 came out I remember too dude and everyone was pissed get out yeah I have like a little safe space

Down here is where all the stuff gets into there’s a bunch of rotten flesh again I don’t I don’t play on this world anymore day 480 damn you know got a little town got a farm right there there’s a there’s a monster inside that from the Halloween update I don’t

Know what mob it is I think it’s a baby zombie we’ll leave it though we’re leaving he’s got a rest didn’t mind cuz you didn’t mind it cuz you were playing on Xbox I guess that see that’s where I was at the time like I had a

Laptop um okay I I’ll go back to the old world but yeah that’s basically what I was talking about but uh nothing spawning at the lower tiers I I guarantee it ain’t usually never does but yeah I was like we had a laptop to play Minecraft on but it was

It was a piece of [ __ ] dude it was so bad um and I I didn’t know about OptiFine at the time so yeah um but we did get on there occasionally we would usually just play Survival games on it that’s pretty much all we used it for when it came to survival we

Would always hop on Playstation um and yeah I always I grew up on the uh the PlayStation 4 edition okay game so that’s that’s where I was Jesus I mean damn game take me out on a date why don’t you damn it hold on I’m focused now I want to

Find more diamonds give them to me ignore that voice crack give them to me diamonds I want them I want them boy you only play creative mode yeah we usually always did that too like we had we had a world that we would get

On like each of us did me and my sister but we usually only got on Creative the only amount of building we did all the building we did in survival was a dirt Hut and actually there was a world that I had it was old it’s old as hell and it

Doesn’t even exist anymore so I don’t even know why I’m saying it’s old as hell it doesn’t even exist but yeah it was like a a dirt it was basically a dirt um base I forgot the word I was going to change it to like Cobblestone or stone Bri bricks but I

Just kind of made that the whole theme of the base it was just called the dirt base cuz I was lazy and right above it this is like this was like 2016 this was like 2016 and I that’s whenever the that’s whenever Battlefield 1 came out and like

Right above the dirt base I remember vividly I was trying to build a blimp cuz I I was really into Battlefield one at the time and I wanted to build the uh the blimps from it uh [ __ ] oh God we don’t have any water damn [Applause]

It oh dude I’m scared I’m scared oh God I’m nope why would I do that why why I misclicked misclicked misclicked haa he misclicked haa shut up we got more diamonds though it’s okay it’s okay it’s fine five diamonds that’ll put us up God oh God oh God I’m scared I’m scared

Chad oh God and we didn’t bring the coal okay any more D mes I don’t think so it was a it was a sacrifice that bucket made a noble sacrifice Oh wrong hand God bless God bless it so God Dam it was such a good bucket Gerald Keith Bartholomew the

5 I loved him so much he was like a son of like well hello [ __ ] okay um this is pretty insane but I think I’m going have to go back up and get some coal cuz we didn’t bring any as per usual this is huge dude um yeah okay so I’ll

Actually never mind I can’t leave torches to signify that’s where it is um I’ll leave a sign actually yeah let’s do that I don’t have my signs but I oh but I can make one I got wood do that I I I’ll just leave the crafting table whatever we don’t need

It we don’t need to put a we don’t need a sign we ain’t stupid I don’t know how much of that statement’s not true they true yeah yeah yeah no Gerald Gerald ke damn it he was a hero make stone pillars smack him dude I mean

Damn he’s in range oh we could just come down here here oh never did a okay I think a bat just died oh God and that’s right you kill one zombie and the rest of them come after you take one out and you attract every zombie two continents

Over okay where okay just go where the light is just go where the light is okay it’s not up there maybe damn it dude this is It’s Chad Chad Chad I think no I think it was over here yes yes oh oh okay we’re good thank thank the Lord and it’s not time

So there shouldn’t be too many Monsters 21 I’ll stop I’m I’m so sorry okay so I’ll arrange this [ __ ] put you there put lapas down there get some coal ah actually that’s yeah I’ll do that and then freaking right put the rest of you in there we should get some more food we’re running low

Uh yeah I’m asleep and we’re going to go get more food cuz we got barely any [ __ ] right dude full diamond set we’re going to get it we just got to not starve though swim swim please swam okay it’s fine guys it’s Minecraft we’ll live unless we die then we will not

Be live I I don’t know I don’t know what I’m doing ignore me don’t watch that hey cows what’s up man you want to be my food unwillingly yep time to ooh hello hello my friend I don’t have any emeralds so I can’t trade but what you Got that has that is so bad oh my God that is the wor worst wandering Trader ever I’m K Jesus you deserve that one oh my God that was awful three dyes a coral block which is cool but you can literally find a coral reef Vines one one Vine for one

Emerald and then I don’t even know what the last thing he had gunpowder which wait was that sponge or is that sponge I don’t even know yellow coral sponge they have similar textures whatever coral Coral sponge Corn sporal sporal that’s a new that’s a new Minecraft item sporal it adds is both a sponge and coral block Mojang just hiring me already God damn it I mean [ __ ] you had me on the team we’d be pumping out these updates every goddamn week Boral it’s decorative and useful damn

Right like we’re we’re talking about hold on like Mojang’s over here wanting to add [ __ ] constantly to the game but what they ain’t doing is just taking advantage of what’s already there you know what I mean that that’s the problem with Minecraft nowadays man they just they don’t make anything useful

Anymore you know we got glowstone and [ __ ] and we definitely could have used that for glowing item frames but no we had to have a whole ass ink sack to do that but if you get me on the team sporal combine coral and sponge win game of the year damn right

Yeah oh we could make a shovel H never nah that’s fine that stone one’s still useful I don’t know if y’all can hear that my my little sister’s cracking her she’s cracking up up dude I don’t know what the hell she’s laughing at probably some stupid ass

[ __ ] they’re adding [ __ ] to the game every five seconds more like every five years I’m sorry am I ly though am I ly though okay so now we have that I’ll go ahead and go ahead and turn the rest of that into torches okay they’re adding [ __ ] to the

Game at the speed of GTA 6’s development that I mean you ain’t wrong on that one I’m actually I I can’t even lie I’m I’m actually kind of excited for uh 1.21 the whole like trial chamber stuff like okay I don’t know why I’m pausing the game but like that’s the thing with

Minecraft updates like they add so much cool [ __ ] in One update but we got to wait so long for it and by the time it comes out like we’ll have already played through snapshots and stuff so like it doesn’t have as much of a punch you know we have already played through

It and at the end of the day like I mean Minecraft is all about you know not really all about building like I I think it’s getting to the point where it’s it’s becoming more about more about like the world than building or at least they’re trying to

Make it more of a of a big thing than it used to be cuz like the world of Minecraft used to just be the uh the canvas and it still is but now it’s it’s becoming like a much bigger thing if that makes any sense I don’t know if that I I don’t

Know I I can’t explain [ __ ] and I still I still love Minecraft man I play it every damn day but it just it ain’t like it used to be you know where am I going it just don’t have the same feeling I guess you know that’s that’s

What I’m trying to get at there’s the crafting table I’ll go ahead and take you like you go back go back and play like 1.6 obviously like the game is no nowhere near the same as it was in 1.6 it’s still Minecraft but with way less content and

Some people like it like that you know I should have made a new bucket whatever it’s fine um yeah like some people like it like that and I guess I’m one of them but the more I play it the more I realize like there’s a lot of things in new

Minecraft that I take for granted like a lot of [ __ ] and in a way like it’s nostalgic to go back and play older versions of the game but you come back to these newer versions and so much stuff there just so much more to do got the deep dark now got the new

Nether stuff which people have their opinions on I did not mean to click y snapshots kind of suck they’re buggy exactly exactly like they ruined the experience of a new update cuz like that was one of the good things about updates back then like sure there were

Snapshots but they came out all the time and like the the updates themselves didn’t take forever it was like every four to 5 months you know maybe a little longer in some cases but they didn’t take you know it wasn’t One update a year you know Cloud by Nostalgia I

Mean in a way yeah that that is a huge reason like because if you take someone who plays Minecraft now who started in like you know like 1.20 for example say someone started in 1 20 1.18 and you and you take them back to 1.6 they’ probably be like wow this game

Sucks they’d probably be like that cuz like it just doesn’t have as much you know and they’d probably be like why would I ever play this you know like I can understand why someone would go back to Beta 1.7 and be like I could play this you know I could

Definitely play this as the main as my main version even though I started in like 1.20 you know but as it goes for the release versions I feel like it’s just better to play the newer ones it’s fun to go back and play the older ones and have that Nostalgia blast

But when it comes down to it like Minecraft gets better with each update and well better I know some people won’t agree with that statement but in terms of stuff to do and overall content it it’s getting better you know so yeah I think if you’re just someone

Who wants stuff to do then the newer versions or you’re better or like you’re better go and especially on PC there’s mods and stuff so in a way people could use that as extra content for for older versions I mean look at like you know 1.7 or

1.12 like those versions have so many mods dude like it’s ridiculous I still play 1.12 I actually go back and play 1.12 just casually like vanilla wise not all the time but I think in terms of modern Minecraft it’s like the most 1.12 is the most classic modern version if that makes sense

Um yeah I don’t know if that makes sense but that’s how I that’s how I see 1.2 get away dude I’m trying to get my diamonds man come on damn it oh God okay collect the rest there’s another creeper damn it okay yes like Alpha is really cool like

Just seeing like the beginning of Minecraft I went back and played uh 1.1 2 and my God it was a it was an experience let me tell you that like everything felt scary the game was scary back then like everything was scary zombies zombies were scary back then creepers Jesus Christ

Dude it is horrifying in Alpha one more diam one more Diamond baby one more di I choked on spit I’m sorry which version did I start playing if you’re talking um if you’re talking Java Edition I would want to say 1 six 1.6 or 1.7 I don’t know which version

Exactly but um it was around there but I watched Minecraft before that like I watched a a ton of Minecraft I played Pocket Edition like all that I I started on Pocket Edition you know um let me pause the game so I don’t get blown up you know like Pocket Edition light like

The light Pocket Edition the free one that that’s where I started that was my first ever Minecraft experience and um and when we bought the full game I think it was like 0 I think it was 0.7.0 is the update whenever we upgraded to the full one

Um and then you know there’s PlayStation 4 edition I think we played that in between pocket and Java no I don’t remember I really don’t remember I think I think we went from Pocket Edition light to full Pocket Edition then we went to Java and then we got PlayStation 4

Edition is like a little I I think I got it for Christmas or something or something like that I I don’t know it’s been a long time this is like 2013 2014 14 10 10 your Jesus Christ it’s been that long oh my God Jesus man that is

Crazy there’s so much missing in Alpha and it feels kind of creepy it does man that’s what I was saying like it’s just it’s scary dude especially when cave noises play oh oh gets me sick man a little dramatic but it’s true dude makes my stomach Churn oh okay it’s been too long it really has too long I was such a good good I was such a nice kid back in such a good I was such a good little kid I was I was a sweetheart most of the time I wasn’t as much of a little [ __ ]

Most of the time oh there’s a Geo I just noticed that but now I’m a a young adult who has no idea what the hell he wants to do oh oh oh fight to the death fight to the death yeah yeah yeah who’s going to win who’s going to win ooh

Ooh and as we see there he won but he was no match for his iron sword we have another skeleton fighter here going absolutely ape [ __ ] on the host we have a creeper here who absolutely I’m sorry I’ll quit BL your Bets right yeah you kill one zombie tracks the rest of them where where the rest of you huh it’s like Call of Duty zombies we got to train them okay I’m not I’m not about to do that no there’s an Enderman is the cave dweller here guys

Oh my God the cave dweller dude I should do that for Halloween where’s that skeleton at I heard you shoot at me mother well there you are oh I about looked at the Enderman I about is that that’s a diamond that’s a diamond oh my God I just realized I’ve been

Standing here the whole time I I haven’t even I haven’t even been trying to find a diamond Jesus oh my God guys we’re about to get a full set let’s go yeah oh my God I’m so hard I’m just kidding I’m just kidding guys I’m just

Kidding I’m not a pervert I’m sorry I’m just kidding oh God hello damn I was hugging him we had a little moment right there for a second thank you for the extra bow appreciate it oh my god oh oh oh creeper creeper please chill out chill out chill chill out dude armor time

Baby I’m have I am going to have to make an apology video and then I’m going to save I’m going to end up saving my career and then some and then some more stuff is going to come out and I’m going to have to make

Another one it’s not going to be as good but it’s still going to get all the [ __ ] off my ass and then so and then I’m sorry I won’t continue that I was thinking of the James Charles controversies and [ __ ] that’s what my mind went towards oh we made like three different

Responses deleted one of them yeah my third response I’m G to delete it that’s gonna be it and then we’re just gonna move on we’re going to move on actually I don’t think I want to compare that cuz wasn’t he talking to miners I just thought about

That better late than ever to make a movie Saga it’s a good excuse oh [ __ ] a brick okay oh sorry I don’t want to scream at the top of my lungs I don’t want to get beat if I’m ever home alone I will even though my voice will crack

Profusely got to wait for the lava to go away oh god there better be some diamonds down here here oh I don’t think there will be okay let’s collect that okay okay so we got one extra Diamond if we don’t count so if we count okay so we have enough

For full set we found an extra one so that’s one extra Diamond two extra diamonds so far Jesus man itchy some iron cool There’s okay ow and some gold get the prospector in here God damn okay and there’s the Diamonds oh wait is that a separate vein oh no it’s not okay it’s the same one I was about say holy crap oh my god dude we started off with four that was nine

Dude and we ran out of torches of course damn dude get the jackpot oh Jesus Merry Christmas Merry Christmas that’s what I was going to say Merry Christmas we’re whopping 12 months away from that but Merry Christmas did you I’m not I ain’t going to do that okay as per

Usual leave that right there head on back I’m not even going the right way uh we got to go this way that’s right okay let’s do that hurry hurry Jesus ow hell yeah Christmas was 3 weeks AO ago but Merry Christmas that’s right we Merry Christmas every

Day I was going to say something else but I yeah armor and tools right now right now anyways guys how’s your day okay so I’ll go ahead and I’m not I’m G to save the rest of these diamonds I’m going to I’ll make a pickaxe at

Least oh yeah we need to make torches that’s right I go to make this in the sticks why not indigestion please get out and no we’re and we are not going to do the speedrun nether portal we are doing it the classic way I’m a traditional

Man I don’t know I don’t know why I did that I’m okay I’ll just leave that in there is it night time it is not night time we’re buffed up we’re too buff yeah yeah oh actually looks a lot better okay so what do we want to take

Up take dirt up just in case we need it I’ll leave the rest of this down here we’ll come back take the bed to actually I’ll leave it down there well never mind we can’t make another bed cuz we don’t got wood Jesus take the iron and the sticks

Okay we should be good now it’s about try make a bucket thank you my friend you saved me from being a [ __ ] again for now swim up swim what time is it 7:05 Jesus I figur to be like 10 just feel like a lifetime little bit little bit not too much

Oh there we go I didn’t even have to do that I don’t know why whatever oh oh fresh air smell that air Jesus Christ Gerald Keith Bartholomew he’s here he’s here birol you the 6th it’s time okay so we’re definitely going to set up shop here

Uh right over here seems like a perfect spot um actually though wow certified grass cater what am I doing oh X okay can I ask you a question okay oh it’s almost not time let me sleep oh there’s a chicken I want your food boy give me

Your food boy thank you you’re so kind I appreciate it oh penis I’m a leave you there see I’m a decent human being I have morals oh [ __ ] [ __ ] a brick okay which Forest we chopping down South Forest North Forest South Forest North Forest the north is looking pretty

Uh I don’t know what the hell whatever ignore me the north I’m having a stroke okay I’m thirsty damn I’m parched or yeah parched quenched is I don’t need help right now we’re going up to North that’s right North Park man [ __ ] the south in the South Park they have Kenny

In the North Park they have Lenny Lenny is the goat Lenny’s favorite color blue he wears nothing but blue and he talks in tongues I I actually like a song it’s not C418 but it’s the uh the new guy Aaron Aaron cheriff I think that’s how he say his

Name this track is called a familiar room oh dude it’s such a good track I love it that’s not even the thing you know what I mean if you listen to it you know what I mean man it’s a good track what what do you mean man what I’m a I’m

A decent human being I’m a nice person A that’s not funny I’ll never let go I’ll never let go Birch I’ll never let go wait Birch pumpkin pumpkin that’s right my boy dude Lenny Lenny just speaks man he’s just you don’t know man you don’t you don’t mess with him you don’t mess with

Lenny he when he gets political you shut up and listen it don’t matter what he’s talking about everything Lenny says man that boy that boy got I thought I heard some sorry it’s the half deafness guys that’s making me crazy if it wasn’t already obvious Lenny

Is he’s the creator of all things let’s just put it that way he is he’s like um it’s like the Mandela catalog you [ __ ] with Lenny you get [ __ ] up he takes control of a loved one or he mimics a loved one and he does not hold back oh I I’m leaning

Back I might actually go grab a water here in a second not right now though maybe I don’t know I don’t know o indigestion it’s a beautiful thing so beautiful when the Sun starts to go down I’ll go grab a water be a good time to stretch too is it raining oh you

Better piss don’t actually don’t do that please that would be very gross I would not want you to do that oh that’s weird I’m not reading that I’m not God please stop please oh my God it’s disgusting please I don’t like it I don’t like it even he even never mind

Nothing let’s just forget this conversation even even happened man how did piss get involved Jesus don’t even want to know what Thunder it’s his it’s his wrath it’s his wrath is what it is and we don’t know what you don’t you don’t even want to know what his wrath means

Oh Lord by the Lord Jesus saved me by the Lord what am I doing it’s Forbidden Knowledge it’s the forbidden fruit of Minecraft where Thunder comes from don’t tell him please any anything but telling them oh Lord that’s the last thing we need it’s a lot of apples dude holy crap my jaw

Hurts Jesus just bumped the mic sorry want some of this chat got that dream chin actually no I don’t I don’t know if I’d want that oh Apple hey guys this tree play and tall girl that really bad movie about a tall girl they made a second one by the

Way the only redeeming quality about those movies the is the fact that uh the dad from Diary of a Wimpy Kid plays the Dad in that and he actually does a decent job but the rest of the Movie I don’t want it I don’t want it man okay so we ain’t done chopping down trees but I am going to head back for a second and empty the inventory it’s going to be the villain and tall girl 3 oh no why you look why do you look scary dude

Jesus skeleton please don’t come over here Oh I thought he was coming over here I was about to cry it’s the Rival to the tall girl dude don’t be giving them ideas they might actually make it they might actually do that they hell of a lot more interesting probably so let’s do

Put all of our crud in there okay you’ve done it all man you’ve done it all if I see tall girl 3 on Netflix and it’s about a and it’s about tall girl up against an even taller girl we’re fighting fist fighting all right I’ll be right back I’m going get a water

Thought my sister was wanting to fight for a second I was about to say well we’ll go ahead we’ll go hand in hand right now right here in the hallway man [ __ ] [ __ ] man hold on let me check something is everything going okay just double checking okay I think we’re good

I think we’re good okay we good we good hallway gaming that’s right the power ever goes out and the generator only reaches to the bathroom we’re bathroom gaming streaming in the bathroom that’s right anyone needs to take a shower [ __ ] it they can go shower in the lake or the

Pond whatever same thing they can bathe with the Ducks you shooting at me yeah burn [ __ ] ah ah oh we can get a dog Jesus Christ not the toilet the PewDiePie gaming toilet PewDiePie gaming toilet hell yeah he can make some money from that he should do that

Definitely be one hell of an investment but it’ work I’m telling You imagine that’s your first thought as a failed streamer like maybe you get a little bit of success but it just fails in the end and you’re like I’m going go into the toilet business that’s my thing I mean I I don’t think it do too

Bad if it’s up to Snuff and up to Quality I mean [ __ ] can make some good toilets a stream 24 turn the toilet into a battle station the toilet already is a battle station I don’t know what you’re talking about especially if you have constipation Jesus it’s a it’s a war in

Itself these These are the conversations and the questions people have at 3 in the morning it’s not 3 in the morning but it basically is and they’re all valid I don’t know if it’s just me like every time there’s a block like a grass block just randomly sticking out of the

Ground I always mine it up I have to it it pisses me off just seeing it sit there I have to mine it up I don’t know if that’s just me but good Lord I hate it did I get all the wood from oh that that’s a different tree I

Think I did maybe I don’t know whatever ignore it one block holes I’m right there with you man I feel those up too they’re easier to miss though maybe that’s just me but they’re easier to miss for me so they don’t really bother me as much but the random

Grass blocks I I I can’t do it I got to get him go bother the hell out of me if I don’t but if I ever do notice a hole a one by one hole I always mine a piece of dirt beside me and then place it there it always get you

Man okay I’ll mine mine I’m going to mine this tree I’m going chop down this tree and then we’ll head back cuz this should be enough wood for now if not we can always come back but it’s Ain going to be a wood chopping stream Lumberjack stream let’s go oh hell yeah okay

Okay I think that was it yeah we’re good it’s fine it’s all good it’s all good man tall girl tree again oh no it’s tall girl four the extra tall ones back what a [ __ ] you dummy nothing think I heard a cow I did hey buddy can I get your food hell

Yeah can I get yours too buddy yes dude the whole like whenever you have another dirt block in your inventory just one you have to get another or at least a or at least a dozen that’s pretty dude damn that’s one thing that new Minecraft kind of has over old Minecraft the

Terrain I love it it’s so much better I know people love the old terrain and how simple it was and I can agree but with how big Minecraft has gotten it just kind of makes sense for the terrain to be more grandiose you know especially with like the deep dark

And the new caves and stuff it makes sense I don’t feel like if if deep slate if the big ass caves like the ones that the one that we just came from earlier and like the new caves like the dripstone and Lush caves if all of those weren’t a thing

When the new terrain came out I don’t think people would like it I really don’t think people would cuz just like what was the point you know but now that all those thing now that since all those things are thing you know it’s good that’s just me

Though okay I’ll go ahead and make a harness actually I’ll make a smoker smoker I I made a I’ve been smoking for 45 years I’ve been smoking I don’t even got no never mind wait canot damn it hold on okay uh I am going to go grab the rest of the

Coal if we don’t have any we can always mind some I think we still have C don’t we I think we do tall girl four tall girl serves in tall girl serves life in prison for chopping down tall for chopping down tall girl tree and has to overcome adversity again I

Mean you’re just damn got a awardwinning rider right here dude I think that’s as far as my stand’s going to go yeah as far as I can lean back actually hold on there we go well now my arms are oh my God I can’t get comfortable

Jesus my stuff’s in such an awkward spot man like it’s in the corner so it’s fine but like this chair man I need I need to get a new one it’s creaky as hell anyway Netflix does need to hire you dude Ow like they underestimate the general

Public man they really just need to give them a shot you know like dead I’m telling you dead give us a shot okay we don’t have any we do not have any coal down here I will bring up our important stuff so like building blocks and such actually I’ll leave this down here

Just in case we die and we need some armor to go get our stuff that’d be smart and gunpowder I’ll take that whatever okay going to have to go get some coal cuz we used it all swim [ __ ] and I I know there’s iron here but I’ll I’ll worry about it later we

Have enough for now get up there ass what okay oh actually I want to hold on to that bow and sticks okay it should be fine so now going Throw That Beef in the smoker when we come back we can cook it I think there might be a little cave

System over here a dip yeah oh never mind some random sugar cane right there I guess oh Some Coal right there and right there it’s underwater should we mine it ah it’s too slow whatever I we’ll come back for whenever we have efficiency 5 oh yeah we saw this earlier whenever

We first got here so it’s our first time picking up Granite really wow get the oh oh yeah yeah we’ll do it here in a bit we’ll do it here in a bit we need coal we need coal we’re already here too deal with these ass hats I heard a baby

Zombie get out of here dude no one loves you okay that was mean but it’s true but the fact that you can burn in daylight now thank Christ how do we get this far without mining Granite I have the same damn question we’ve mined everything andesite diorite but not granet baloney ass looking

Block it looks like Boney if someone dropped it in gravel ow ass white oh my God get out of here Jesus Jesus Mary and Joseph my what the hell you’re stuck dummy dumb Dum there’s another baby zombie dude you are [ __ ] in the bed oh my God

Zombie sees me all the way from over there yeah that’s that’s awesome I love that I love when they added that and as soon as I kill him all of his buddies from three continents over are going to be on my ass sh you’re [ __ ] me up dude oh I mean you’re not

Lying you died in your hardcore world because of a baby zombie with an iron sword oh dude that [ __ ] hurts the last hardcore world I had I died because I wasn’t paying attention in the Nether and I jumped down and raving uh can I talk I jumped down a ravine into

Lava dude I had everything too I was on my way to get blaze rods I was about to go fight the Ender Dragon like I had it all and then death had me I know dude if I oh dude what what would be more painful though falling down a

Ravine or getting killed by a baby zombie of all things holy crap man that’s tough I mean I wouldn’t want to die period but like I’d probably take the baby zombie I Ain going to lie cuz at least have a fighting chance if you f if you fall down a ravine in

The nether into lava you’re dead like you’re done un I mean unless you have you know fire resistance but which I probably should have done now that I think about it I probably should have brought fire resistance shh shh we don’t talk about it falling down a ravine surviving and then

Getting killed by a baby zombie I mean yeah oh [ __ ] you scared the piss out of me dude don’t you do that ever again it’s not nice man it’s not cool my God it just keeps going that’s what he said or she said it could work both ways I should stop

Talking there’s bun billion creepers in here don’t hiss at me hissy yeah do a 360 Buddy ain’t going to 720 insta swap me I mean dude they they breathe through the blocks man theyy I don’t even know whatever okay so 4 four there’s some more over here that’s good why

Hello it’s about time we got up there slow son of a [ __ ] o spooky I didn’t bring any wood I don’t even oh my god dude what is wrong with me I’m I for okay and then there’s water all right man okay a oh no come here thank you no okay screw

That I mean Hello Jesus man and it’s not time I didn’t bring the bed oh God we’ll be fine it’ll be fine we’ll be okay just don’t do anything stupid swim if this was Minecraft Bedrock there would already be like at least a dozen drown in this Java players they barely know

Drowns but in Bedrock they eat sleep and breathe drowns dude it’s it’s their life I give a challenge for Bedrock players go one full Minecraft day without seeing a drown impossible possible oh oh dog dog dog come here boy yeah another one yeah there’s another one over there come on

Buckos we’re going to get you a third one hell yeah do we have enough we got nine if this ain’t enough I don’t know what is sit down second try buddy hell yeah oh we’re going to give them colors too I’ll put one I’ll give one blue come over here dummy sit

Down okay we’ll give one blue there and then one silver white if I give him a white collar it you you won’t even be able to tell there’s a collar there so light gray good enough it’s basically white red white and blue red white and blue America hell yeah what should we name

Him one time in javo got killed by a drown with a Trent oh dude try to get my stuff oh man oh yeah drowns with Trident man they don’t [ __ ] around they really don’t what should we name the doggos we’ll leave this up to discussion we got business to take care of

Oh we need to build a house come on guys you know better than me remind guys need to tell me this stuff man come on God call one of them Gerald after the bucket we’ll name one of them Gerald V the v stands for five you’re Gerald V

The red one is Gerald actually no the silver white gray one you’re the same color you’ll be Gerald V so we got Gerald V right here I’ll go ahead and leave a sign so we don’t we don’t forget so Gerald V there we go Gerald V these two

Guys screw them no I’m just kidding we’ll come up with names I was thinking we call the blue one blue but that’s too basic man that’s basic like we can’t do that we could there’s a fourth one do I have my oh I do yes yes come with me you’re going to

Be um you’re going to be yellow you’re going to be piss yellow should we call him piss oh one of them cat we’ll call the blue one cat no oh wait no we should get greay die and then name um and then name that one cat cuz cat the the music disc is

Green so you know huh huh okay how do we can we make green da with like hold on can you only get green dye from Cactus okay well that’s orange I don’t know know why I thought that would work I think you can only get green Dy from okay that’s purple all

Whatever Cactus yeah I figured that was the only way to get it but I wanted to be sure I don’t know if there were other ways okay we’ll we’ll name we’ll give this one yellow for now and then once we find Cactus we’ll deal with

All that and find a dog and name him cap so yeah we got Gerald V and piss and then piss yeah all right oh god there just my mom my mama was texting me uh we need torches yes and we need to build a house why am I running away Jesus Christ

Okay it’s building time building time hell yeah all right we’re probably going to go to we’re probably going to need to go get some Cobblestone but it’s fine it’s all good it’s all good so I think I’ll do it right here wait is the mine over this way I want the house to

Face the mine yeah okay so we’ll face it this way trying to think of what to do thinking names hell yeah that’s what we like to hear buzz buzz horse there’s a lot of horses Jesus oh we have a saddle oh but we don’t got no leads

Though I’ll wait till we get a lead I’m surprised that uh wandering Trader didn’t have any uh llamas kind of wonder what the hell happened to him so what do I want to do thinking let’s look up fancy house designs Minecraft starter house oh actually I have a pretty decent

Idea so I’m going to start actually let me get a lay of the land here let’s see so start right here one two okay that’ll be all right it’ll be all right oh actually I don’t dude oh my God fancy house designs Jesus for Minecraft Minecraft house

Designs it’s just showing me like modern house designs I don’t want that Minecraft house design what do something like that sure I’ll do this I’m I’m just winging this [ __ ] I don’t even know I’m I yeah it don’t have to be fancy but I want to make it

Fancy cuz I might stay here I I don’t really want to leave name the red ones Jesus Christ I mean hey that’s a name you’re the first one to come with with a name so sius it is we’ll do uh actually it’s his first name is s and his middle name is Phyllis

Think I’ll do corner maybe I don’t know oh my God [ __ ] I don’t really want to do a wood house though I know we chopped all that wood down but I don’t know man I don’t know what to do I’ll build I’ll build a small little Hut so we can at least

Uh put our crap up and then we’ll start working on a big ass house at some point we just got to know what the hell we’re building hell yeah man he’s just the O he’s just the Ohad delivery guy is that where you are that’s a yes that’s a

Yes all right so I’ll build a Hut over here just a small one and then we’ll start on a big house at some point I just want to roof over my head man just a simple little house this is a little Hut design that I do all the

Time I got this design from Mr QB I don’t know if y’all know who that YouTuber is but I always use this design if I need a hut there we go need a door there we go hell yeah oh we need a Fences for the windows I need quite a bit of stairs and slabs too let make all that that in the slabs why not what am I doing there we go awesome wait oh yeah okay I was confused for a second I was like H oh no I messed up I think it’s

Yeah Breck and rat done it’s small as hell but gets the job done oh we need a uh a farm too just remember that where’s her oh there it is I was like what happened to her bucket guys oh no it disappeared do we not have our uh oh I guess not whatever

Screw that hoe man we don’t like that hoe well like this one is new brand new and we’ll get the achievement or advancement sorry it’s achievement voila that’s right it has a great personality and the tumor a nutritious tumor that’s just that’s gross let’s move on in man hell yeah actually I’ll leave

Uh our smoker and stuff out here cuz it’s going to be way too crowded so I’ll just leave our stuff out there we could dig underneath and build like a little storage area which actually wouldn’t be too bad of an idea we wait a minute what was that going to do oh

Yeah there we go okay we’ll put all of Our valuable sh this one build building blocks miscellaneous mob drops miscellaneous same thing and then tools and such tools and food let’s go with that hell yeah man ADV actually actually it’s called an advancement actually sorry a little too crowded for my liking there we go oh yeah and we can do

Like a little underground area right there hell yeah move this to the middle looks a lot better hold on I’m going to make one more chest there we go that looks better all right no don’t sleep might not have to doggos I’m sorry you’re going to have to sleep outside

The not I know I know I know I know but it’s just too darn crowded I’m sorry Phyllis Phyllis you take care of him Gerald Gerald V you be a good dude don’t fall into lava and piss don’t piss at least not around the house and you I

Don’t got a name for her yet yeah uh oh man oh God how’s that how them crops doing yeah I don’t need to sleep uh it’s it’s already day 14 I don’t really want to sleep too much we don’t want to rush to day 100 y’all we got

A got to take our time yeah that’s right take our precious sweet time it it it also be a good excuse to work on the Underground part so I did not have to make that many ladders but whatever actually hold on uh we’ll do four block

High yeah for now if we if we need to raise it we can as actually I’m going to go ahead and collect that copper cuz I know it’s going to bother me if I don’t and there’s coal okay well there you go chat I was about to say we need to get that

Shield out of the way Jesus I need to get that resource pack that kind of like cuts the shield in half you know what I mean that’d be way better I don’t know why I didn’t install that yet do I even have any resource packs right now no I

Don’t I mean there’s fabric but whatever keep being generic blue dog we love you we love you for who you are you and your outstanding personality oh boy okay balone Stone going to need a shovel oh wait yeah I’ll make two boom it’s way faster holy crap whoa

Whoa actually I don’t know if I want to do four block high or at least right here because we’re going to run into the house so well here I’ll um I’ll go ahead and mine out all we want like the area of what we want and then we’ll worry about digging one level

Down so so far we have a 4X two or a 2×4 whatever I passed geometry class barely so if I do this it should be nine across no no no no no no no no no okay yeah we’re definitely going to have to we’re definitely going to have to dig down

One it’s definitely going to have to be the case yep so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 this will be six we’ll do a 9 by9 how about that we’ll do 9 by9 two three four five 6 7 8 9 there we go uh what

Excuse you calm down breathe Jesus more cold Jesus man I mean hell yeah good Lord take all the coal I can get and this should be N9 by9 but I’ll double check okay so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight n okay

Yeah 9 by9 what would like to see ow sip hell yeah okay so because of that block uh I mean we wouldn’t have to I mean we’re going to have to dig down at least one to begin with because of that we can’t change all that because it’ll expose the outside

So yeah let’s go ahead and do this oh my bad there we go okay okay could do the roof out of uh or the ceiling out of one of these Stones just get them out of the way save up save up some room granite or di right though I think I’ll do Granite

Yeah I’ll never forget one of my uh I was playing Minecraft at school one day on my school computer and I was bu building I was playing on 1.12 cuz it was a it was a bad laptop it could only run 1.12 or up to at least and

Uh the old Granite texture the the smooth one without a doubt looks like baloney and so uh yeah she was just like that looks like baloney man I’m like oh God so yeah baloney s I feel like this will look better with wood anyway cuz I want to make the rest

Of it out of wood so and we’re going to have to dig this up too burrito craft what the hell what is that I’ve never heard of that Jesus there were a lot of shady websites so probably just one of many I haven’t heard of oh need to get that one there we

Go hopefully this will be enough yeah all right go and collect the coal it’s just free 1.8 I mean hey you’re wanting to play PVP that is the version for classic PVP I mean I would say 1.7 cuz that was before they fixed the whole

Like uh block hit [ __ ] if if you know what I’m talking about but whatever who cares about 1.7 it doesn’t have Granite it doesn’t have diorite we can’t live without that can we no okay so now I’ll just go ahead and turn that into planks get get going on the wall

Speedy I’m I’m dream oh there we go I might put uh I don’t know we’ll figure it out I was going to do something but we still got to just get the rest of the wall down and yeah dirt 1.7 doesn’t have bogna I Need My Bologna my

Baloney it’s like SpongeBob in that episode where he goes and visits Sandy water baloney I need Baloney oh I can’t reach that whatever horse’s ass ow ooh oh I forgot some copper copper copper okay we got the copper I need it I need it now it’s my money and I need it now it’s my money Bobby God damn it okay there’s the wall as it goes for

The floor I’ll probably just do wood still it’s going to be mostly wood except for the ceiling obviously but whatever whatever hold on place these torches back down Place one over here too we don’t need to but peace of mind like ever since 1.18 like whenever

They made it to where Hostile Mobs only spawn in complete darkness I still put torches everywhere I don’t care it’s just it’s I don’t trust this game sometimes dude this game is ballsy or it can be ballsy just throw a curveball at you for no reason like thank you Game I appreciate

It I appreciate you not working as intended I kind of actually do though the whole quasi connectivity thing wouldn’t exist without it or red Stoners wood it’s like the back rooms dude Kane pixels is after me okay but what I wanted to do was kind of have like like leaves or something right here and then like behind it have like amethyst or something cuz there were amethyst geodes so we could go grab some

Amethysts from that which would actually look pretty cool to kind of like Or what’s hold on thinking how I’m going to do this so this is the middle have one right here have one right here well I don’t know man well let’s do this okay then we’ll do that do another one right here Kan pixel’s got beef with me he does dude oh God

He’s going to send me to the back rooms please don’t Kane whatever you do please please don’t send me no he’s going to send me to the uh the mall that one mall with the big ass uh statue thing that moves around that shit’s creepy I hate it

Or actually I might do it in the center like right here then have the amethyst go right in the center I think that’ look pretty cool yeah sure let’s do that do this just got to get amethyst first did I just mine up a piece of dirt with my pickaxe yes I

Did and now I’m on the verge of tears actually no I can’t put the wood in my off hand because if I do I’m going to end up stripping it which I don’t want to do I feel like this would look better with Spruce Wood like Spruce logs but we

Don’t have it yet so just working with what I got and of course we can always replace it later but whatever whatever Bobby you do your thing man you dip [ __ ] I was about to say my a is B yeah b b b b hell yeah all we need now are leaves and

Amethyst I’ll go ahead and sleep for that one we need shears oh shears Jesus okay all righty I won’t go Shear that tree because that’s where the Beehive is I’m a decent human B Jesus or should we do Birch leaves ah no chop that sucker down and that’s that’s definitely enough yeah

Um and now amethyst amethyst amethyst amethyst amethyst amethyst amethyst going throw y’all in there okay and we already know where an amethyst is let’s head on over there am I even going the right way yes I am should probably make a new sword I look at my tools the last damn

Second like oh hey I should probably replace that and that’d be a good idea make a new there we go okay we’re on our way all right let’s go let’s go let’s go all right let’s go we already know where this son [ __ ] is we just got to take care of the

Surrounded mobs cuz oh that’s that’s awesome not really okay block that off and uh this too all right we’re good to go shut up zombie damn oh all right oh okay amethyst amethyst amethyst where are you over here over here over here over here oh my God it’s just open

Ow oh my God it’s so party it’s so party Chad it’s so party oh my Lord I love the little Jingles too oh my God guys we can make a spy glass it really don’t have a use but it is party okay that should be good a whole stack

Yeah oh my God the shards sound so cool when you get them that should be it that’s like all the fully grown ones there’s one up there but I don’t feel like getting it uh we should install a ladder let’s do that so that should be fine I’ll put like right here

O I hope to find users when they hear about spy glasses I use sodium I’m sorry only because sodium actually is up to date and optify a OptiFine shade let’s go is there a way to use OptiFine on like the very latest version even if there’s not an official one made for it

Or can you not cuz I’m using sodium I kind of prefer sodium just because it runs better than OptiFine but uh I don’t know that’s just me I don’t think spy glass SP whatever ignore my English you don’t use OptiFine yeah I don’t blame you cuz like when you have to wait for

It to update and it takes quite a while you know it’s just like you know just use sodium at that point you know swam swam please wh oh my God okay I just I I had the urge to save the world real quick I always do we’ve been playing for about four and

A half hours and I haven’t done it yet okay so now let’s get the leaves you can barely see it but it still looks cool if you get close up to it you can kind of see it a little bit and a familiar rooms plan hell

Yeah kind of kind of kind of looks nice to look at it looked better in my head but again I’m not really one who builds so this is good as it it’s really going to get think uh I don’t know what to do for the floor I want to make the floor into Something maybe stripped planks or here let’s uh let’s see let’s say something I’ll give Birchwood a shot I’ll give Birch but yeah I’ll give Birch a shot here maybe it’ll surprise me looks pretty good you think so I hope so it looks okay to

Me uh there was a realm world that I had with my buddies in high school and uh our little bedroom I made it it’s it’s very similar to this like the wall anyway but I’ll have to show y’all one day I don’t think I have the world maybe I do I don’t

Know I’ll show yall before uh my I’ll show youall before I end the stream I don’t know when that’ll be probably soon though cuz we’ve been streaming for a while this actually doesn’t look too bad I even going to lie looks okay I think it’s just because

It’s Oak since Oak is a lad uh as a lighter tone than Spruce which is what I did for the the realm bedroom yeah this looks a this looks pretty good looks pretty okay not perfect but looks okay B yeah this will definitely be like the storage

Area um I have chests up here but these are just temporary and it’s night time y’all be good now you ha um hum Red Robin yum please don’t copyright me please zombie get out of here I didn’t mean to do that shut up okay that is I’m just going to go under

Here um but yeah here’s the underground I’ll show yall what I was talking about just now I’ll hop on Minecraft Bedrock here it’s on Bedrock I know Bedrock but I don’t even think I I think I have to change this here do that real quick I got to do capture specific window

Because doesn’t for some reason it doesn’t this this version of Minecraft doesn’t respond to capture a full screen so load up okay so the mcboy this is the world our little like group chat was called the mcboy I know it’s it’s cringe but why the hell am

I what was I doing in the nether the hell was I doing I don’t even know oh God we’re going to have to run all the way back jesz I think no I think I was looking for glowstone cuz I was extending the road cuz we had a little fishing Hut like all

On the other side of the the forest that we live in and I was looking for glowstone cuz we didn’t have anymore cuz it was cuz I afked and when I came back I died and I was outside so good job me good a gold helmet yeah okay oh God I

I forgot Bedrock is vsync so it just feels so weird you can’t turn off vsync for Bedrock either so oh please let me in a Blasphemous amount of ranch oh God I mean [ __ ] at least you don’t at least you won’t run out of ranch I say hell yeah see yeah this is

Like the little spawn area of the uh the realm there’s the mine there’s the house over here um you know yeah uh we got Ben and Jerry more than we could before it spoil yeah I imagine yeah so this is the bedroom you can kind of see what I was trying to do

Like with the leaves and the uh the amethyst behind it but yeah that’s um that’s what I was trying to do and uh same thing with I was going to do something similar with the floor I was imagining something I could do hold on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 so we we could but how 1 two 3 four five 6 7 8 9 10 so it’s a 9 by 10 instead of a a 9 by9 so if we wanted to do this we would have to extend it out one more but I don’t know we could but I I kind

Of like how it looks so and I don’t really want to copy uh so yeah especially since I’m just going to be using it as a uh a storage room I ain’t really going to be doing anything else too special with it a ton of cat dude

Jesus yeah it’s pretty good I think so got the little lanterns and the well these are lanterns Redstone lamps my bad got the armor stands got a little cat hell yeah looks pretty good to me oh ow my back popped gas gasp oh oh wait it’s it’s covering the splash text

My face cam but uh whatever what is man bring the chat over this rustic bedroom with a cat I I know man it’s just it’s perfect it’s perfect it’s magnificent but uh yeah I appreciate you coming man and if there’s anyone else in the Stream thank you for coming I’m going to go

Ahead and end it I’m a little tired and I got to get ready for bed cuz I have a sleep schedule I ain’t breaking that again hell no uh next stream I don’t I don’t know if y’all didn’t mind the lack of music I don’t really like to play You Know music

Whenever I’m playing Minecraft I just let the background music play but uh yeah I’ll have some background music ready in the case some people want it so yeah uh yeah thank y’all for coming hope yall enjoyed the stream y’all have a good day y’all stay safe and I’ll see y’all later