UNBELIEVABLE: Unspeakable’s REACTION to INSANE Minecraft World!

What if minecraft was hundreds of dollars and you had to buy everything in the game like if you want a diamond pickaxe you have to buy it not go and find diamonds today we’re fighting the most expensive version of Minecraft this is gonna be ridiculous we start off with

$100 that’s a lot of money hundred bucks let’s see what we can get minecraft for the riches oh my god before I even get to get into a Minecraft world I actually have to buy the world so the flat flat flower field is free okay this is $15 free with

Minecraft pro I don’t have minecraft Pro $25 Oh all of these are unavailable lucky blocks this package is unavailable for purchase and minecraft basic wait so I want minecraft basic right now how do i upgrade to minecraft pro I guess let’s go for the flat tree field yeah let’s do

That now I have to buy my terrain generation Oh kidding me this is gonna be like another 22 or it could be free but if we choose a free one we only get stoned if we choose a $20 one we get coal iron and lava but however the redstone one the

Diamond one those are unavailable because I have minecraft basic right now how do I get minecraft pro maybe I have to play a little bit 20 bucks alright I kind of need iron Thank You guide thank you very much can I get out this really dark room oh yeah I’m in

Wait I’m encased in bedrock this is all I get I don’t even get a whole entire Minecraft world are you kidding me and look at the top it says Knight plus taxes and friendly Knight wait so I have to pay for night time are you serious I

Have to pay for night time okay so look my account balance right now is $65 up wait what your bank account will be decreased by $2 what I really just had to pay taxes on night time oh this is ridiculous I guess let’s try to get some wood or

Something I hope I don’t have to buy a crafting table that would be ridiculous and apparently in 28,000 seconds or whatever there’s going to be a pocalypse oh gosh night times coming in and I have to pay more taxes okay hold on hold on

Let me craft wait what is all this oh my gosh oh my gosh I can’t even use my whole entire inventory because I have minecraft basic I have to purchase minecraft pro if I want to use my Wow whoa calm down calm down there okay we

Got some seeds not bad oh my gosh I’m gonna have to pay for nighttime again here we go all right we got a crafting table taxes pay up since you’re using minecraft basic we have to punish you wait how do I get minecraft pro someone

Help me I’m so confused oh jeez oh jeez okay alright I need to get up in like one of these trees or something this is ridiculous alright let’s use a crafting table here let’s go to make some stuff at least I’m not getting charged to use a crafting table now that would be

Pretty ridiculous but so far I’ve been playing Minecraft for just a couple minutes and I’ve already spent like four dollars on taxes hello cow how are you doing I need some food if you could be so kind okay okay well we got three saplings so we can go ahead and plant

These one hmmm and three there’s the taxes I have to buy ultimate or pro minecraft and I want to figure out how to buy it and how much money it is so I can stop paying taxes every night oh wait a Pulaski me apples oh I don’t have

Enough inventory space okay apples thank you oh my gosh nighttime comes so quick flip I’m almost dead now I have to pay taxes for stitches why is it because I’m hurt and I don’t have a lot of health you know that’s not fair that’s pretty mean okay I’m just I’m just trying to

Get some food okay I’m just doing oh my gosh are you serious it appears you have tried to perform the feature that seven hundred and ninety-nine dollars a week open your inventory to purchase it legal actions would be taken what that just happen alright I’m giving myself more money the

First time I went to minecraft I didn’t have a lot of money I was getting taxed on everything and all these crazy ridiculous stuff but what happens if I go into this minecraft and I have a ton of money to spend let’s go ahead and see I currently have nine hundred ninety

Nine dollars and the apocalypse is a 900 900 I think that’s 900 seconds wait so I have more money it makes the game more difficult that doesn’t make any sense oh jeez I still have minecraft basic which is cool how do i oh unspeakable couldn’t read

Oh so apparently if I try to do something in Minecraft pro I I die makes sense alright well I really want the lucky blocks or you know remove the bedrock walls but I can’t do that I don’t know how to get minecraft Pro it’s like not a thing and

It’s apparently it’s $800 for two seconds or a week or something like that that’s ridiculous I’m not even paying that small flat pool $25.00 okay 25 bucks let’s do it of course I’m gonna buy the most expensive one the coal iron and lava and there we go thank you guys

Thank you so much okay all right so we have nine hundred and fifty four dollars left that’s pretty cool oh wait the apocalypse literally starts in like seven seconds what’s that flip what is the apocalypse I don’t even know what the apocalypse is what does that do oh

Jeez okay all right okay I got an oak log oh my gosh oh my gosh there’s a creeper that just look at the creepers they just spawn what no apocalypse has approached open your inventory if you want it to stop what is the apocalypse two taxes oh I pay taxes again Oh flip

Oh flip okay okay so apparently the apocalypse is a lot of zombies that’s cool that’s that’s that’s really cool actually stop it how do I stop it is that open my inventory right uh yeah opening my inventory is definitely not working okay okay okay how do I stop this apart

I’m gonna die if I stop trying I’m literally going to die what if I hop in the water how do i how do I stop it how do I stop it all right it’s time to do this again oh my gosh what am I even supposed to do

How do I survive honestly I basically have like 30 seconds till it apocalypse comes and basically kills me and then I’m kicked out of the game I have absolutely no idea how to get my craft Pro it’s $800 a week I can’t even find out how to buy it pocalypse is protion

Open your inventory if you want to stop it okay open my inventory I opened it what what do I do that doesn’t stop it it def it definitely does not stop it what do you mean Oh flip okay well I got some blocks how do i how do I stop it

Wait quest quest what is this these are all the optional quest okay okay what is this build a small dirt house to protect yourself for mobs get to level 3 get stone pickaxe kill 5 witches get to level 7 make a 2-story house it’s of another make full

Armored get to level 20 okay so that’s just basic quest that’s not really like how do I get minecraft pro I want to spend $700 a week actually 800 maybe I might grab pro isn’t even a fake yet maybe they’re just charging people it doesn’t even exist what am I supposed to

Do in this crazy world ah seriously what am I supposed to do this world is literally being completely destroyed from my eyes I can’t do anything about it I I’m on fire I’m on fire I’m on fire oh geez oh geez oh geez put off the fire put out

The fire don’t put out the fire as well does it go the opposite way oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god it’s ridiculous this is actually ridiculous I survived in here nope nope nope you could not survive in water that is that

That is not really work well the map is reset that’s cool my favorite youtubers Susan here hey nice alright well I have absolutely no idea how to buy Minecraft pro I figure out how to buy Minecraft pro maybe I can you know win this game I

Don’t know guys thank you so much for watching this video this was the most expensive minecraft game I’ve ever played it definitely a ton of fun and absolutely crazy thank you guys so much for watching I wish you all a safe and fantastic yesterday and I will be seeing you guys

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