Uncovering Minecraft’s Sinister Secrets

breaking news a giant footprint has been discovered in Minecraft as you can see this is the brave man who took the picture of the footprints and uh he looks very terrified and which he should be because we are all going to die oh wait I’m getting uh updates right now as we speak okay mhm everybody there are currently three adventurers on route to the scene and hopefully they will save us all oh there is another update it turns out the authorities have figured out who this footprint belongs to it’s a creature that goes by the name the Sasquatch right Sasquatch it’s a monster he’s been hating every single mob here and he turns every single mob bad in the radius okay he lives even that deer over there bro even that deer over there bro if sasot gets near it it turns that mob terrible too okay bro are you kidding me right now what’s this in my hand Sasquatch detector no crypted detected so I gave you that right and that means if he’s ever close it tells you that he’s close okay I promise you I’m not lying I know it sounds like I’m lying but I promise I’m not okay I believe you so it’s like Ghost Hunters but Sasquatch Hunters I see okay okay okay cool cool cool wait sasquat isn’t that like uh the the what’s that guy called the Bigfoot bro is that guy with the Bigfoot yeah big hold on all right yo boys we need to flipping right now cuz otherwise we’re going to die bro okay at night time we will see him okay need to stick together as a team okay I promise you everyone stick close bro this deer is making so many deer noises man I’m about to kill it if we see the Bigfoot right we just have to scream at him we just got to go like ah and then maybe like a bit of a again do it again so if I hear you if I so we know if he’s near if you go what’s going on are you too insane what’s happening do you guys not hear my scream or like what no no I don’t hear it you didn’t hear that he no I can’t Donnie can you hear it no I can’t hear anything yo you’re gaslighting me you’re gaslighting me you’re gas lighting me already bro that’s crazy list if I hear if I hear this then I’ll no s okay bro chill yo please make that alien sound one time make the alien sound one time yo I didn’t hear anything what is this yo yo yo yo yo my God he foot foot oh my God oh my God wait is is that bigger than my yo that’s a huge foot bro he must be in he must be huge he got a gas light in me you see I told you look does that is my foot did I do that you thought I did that my God we’re going to die we’re going to die if his foot is that big he’s at least like four blocks tall bro why did you break it over here wor wait let let me smell the dirt the footprint just came off of what does this s like big foot oh my God what what is this what is that why am I lagging why am I lagging yo chill chill chill chill chill what is this can I break it yo yo yo yo lag help me help me oh my God oh my God it’s whenever you look at the body bro it’s whenever you look at the body I’m breaking it I’m breaking it oh yo I’m getting out of it bro it’s lagging me out it’s lagging me out I’m getting out I’m getting out I’m no no no yo boys it’s turning it’s turning night time L got it it’s turning night time yo chill we need to make a base please wait we don’t even have anything guys guys guys bro please why did it even turn dark so quick get on the I I’ll Place C people down oh that’s not a all right boom boom boom go move Mo move someone can hop in with me if they want let’s go let’s go I got the car started bro get in get in bro what was that whistling did you guys hear that I told you bro listen there’s so many monsters here bro listen there a structure there L I need you to pay attention to me okay what’s happen all right we find him we find him we trap him okay okay that’s it that’s it that’s all I want you guys to do all right but yo oh what is that what is that what is that I just saw something I just saw oh in the water in the water in the water I see the eyes what’s that what’s that thing is that him go go go did he throw water at us bro go oh my that looks menacing that looks menacing look at him bro go go go go is he going to hunt us okay okay I’m moving I’m moving chill bro he came out of nowhere jeez he’s gone okay the music stopped listen see lyx what did you say who’s lying bro who did you say is lying L we know you’re not lying after we saw the footprints bro chill we’re all in the same boat that could have been anything he just did he just say that could have be anything listen I didn’t say that no I said I said we believed you from the first time we show the footsteps you said that we killing him are we trapping him what are we doing brother we are going to trap him are you not listening bro are you not listening to Donnie we need to trap him okay Linux yes all right and there so what we can find are sleep dots you see that thing that you picked up wait sleep do yeah what you pick has a bag where’s the bag I don’t have the bag I left it you left it there oh you got it oh my God okay woo oh my God but what it’s broken it’s broken a heavy bow is broken I yeah my God so we need that but we need a fixed one so we need to go to the camps there’s also camps around here we need to find a fixed one we going to get sleep dance that is a camp let’s go let’s go let’s go move move move move move Mo move move all right so we got to we got to get the bat and then we got to put him to sleep right yep yep yep yep all right cool so who’s going to do the heavy lifting I’ll grab him oh his Footprints are here boys watch out johnie you serenade him s need we we need him to fall asleep are you sure this is a cam oh it is it is there’s there’s another body bro it gets laggy around here it’s so laggy I know I know I know oh there’s nothing in there there’s nothing in there bre it break it break it okay bro bro like oh my God I don’t like the lag I think it’s lagging us out because like the the the Bigfoot monster doesn’t want us getting like the stuff right he doesn’t want us yeah yeah that makes sense but wait why are these footsteps like did he walk like this like this way and then this way what uh what guys what I just heard something I heard movement in the for I heard I heard I just saw eyes I just saw eyes chill chill chill where where where I saw it over here are we sure we want to go oh my God no no that’s not him that’s the man that’s the man who that’s the man guy what where bro oh there’s another backpack there’s another backpack yo yo yo break it break it break it oh God it’s so laggy I know I know I know it’s a bigot it’s a big foot it’s a big foot you got it did we get it we got it we got it we got it nice okay all right let’s keep moving this way then okay but if we see him we have to run into the boats again okay okay okay no problem no problem yo stay close stay close watch out for the creeper yo creeper com out behind what it’s gone it’s right hold the Torches I don’t have a torch do you have a torch for me oh I don’t have oh yeah do I do do thank you so much I appreciate that bro you’re my brother for life got you man um what is this bro this is wait yo guys I see something I see something look look right over there right over there in the distance hey if you come on this tree you can see it bro oh look I’m good I’m good I’m good mother chill yo over there guys there’s something over there chill okay we’ll follow you we’ll follow yeah just follow me just follow me just follow me oh I’m like Tarzan right now bro hold on Yo please please please yo there’s another body another body another body on me another body on me I got the backpack oh my God wait so lagging oh I got it I got a sleep inducing Arrow I got a sleeping Arrow bro creeper behind you Donny creeper behind you watch out watch out just keep moving just keep moving follow me follow me wait if like got the bow what’s this bro who it’s lagging it’s lagging it’s lagging again watch out that means it’s good that means it’s good is that poop bro oh my God why I like what that oh my okay what did you just pick up Bigfoot poop huh I knew you see that is bigot ain’t no way it’s actually poop bro I told you I eat it I can eat it God wait oh I got a boost I got a boost haste three absorption 2 bro what hold on hold on let me test it let me test it bro look broit so much nutrients in him oh my God yo if you see the poop pick up up and eat it but yo I also have a sleep inducing Arrow here look you take this cuz you have the bow right what is that no it’s all broken wait no CH bro I saw something over there let’s go there first come come which which way this way this way this way wait so if Sasquatch poop gives you tons of like abilities do you think Sasquatch meat oh my yo imagine we kill him bro we’ll become bigf bro GG it’s over hey look this what I saw bro what is this oh it’s a camp right has to be yeah there’s a bed in there why is that skeleton wait wait wait wait wait guys help me there a skeleton I’ll kill him don’t worry about it boys I have absorption I have like four extra Hearts I’m also going to break the backpack oh my God I can break the backpack so quick bro really yeah oh cuz I have haste three for like 4 minutes bro okay come come come all right we got to keep moving we need tools guys yeah wait can we get this wait what if you add the broken heavy bow to the broken heavy bow what that noise get in I think oh yeah maybe like get in get in watch out baby zombie baby zombie oh my God kill it oh my God please boys yo please this too much we need data guys guys guys come here come here come here come here everyone come here every everyone together everyone together come got an idea I got an idea let just go out here first is this a good idea cuz last time we went into the water he appeared bro yeah but he didn’t kill us bro he was throwing things at us and I’m pretty sure if it would have hit us we would have that I’m trying to I’m trying to zoom what what’s that over there what’s the red I see that I see that I saw that right over there right there was like two red glowing eyes I see any red it’s gone now guys guys I found a book I found a book about about uh Bigfoot look where when it’s right over here cuz basically every time that what what yeah what did you say look oh my God just read it bro so this is my first time sharing my hunter experience with others in a book so we’ll start by talking about the most important thing you can find in this cold Woods the Sasquatch oh my uh-oh what is that it’s a drown underneath us bro it’s a baby drown oh my God okay many Hunters stories have been this big scary creature that roams through the forest the details are different depending on who tells a story but every Hunter agrees to one fact it’s extremely dangerous some people say that the creature is a vegetarian and won’t cause any trouble as long as you treat it with respect other say he’s praying on like humans so he’s vegetarian so we just got to like not give him meat yeah but last time we didn’t even fight him when he tried to kill us but we annoyed him maybe because bro we’ve been breaking his Footprints we didn’t do anything we’ve been breaking his Footprints bro that’s it yeah why he care about Footprints bro because he he he he obviously takes care of himself that’s why he’s poop as nutrients it say some hunters even carry a special type of arrow that is said to be really effective against the Sasquatch but the only thing we know is that the cros can break easily so you should always carry with a one piece of to repair yours however the most pre piece of I can give you is to stay V Vigilant at all times and not anger this Tas okay cool cool we just got to find string then let’s go spider spider yeah bro of wait wait can someone slap on the crafting table we need a sword bro yeah here yeah can anyone make me a stone sword somehow here oh wait is this one this one broken I think it’s it’s intact break that no it’s not oh y did you try combine them the two broken ones yeah try that you have you have them both no I don’t no it doesn’t work it doesn’t work I gave you them Str you I have one oh wait where’s the arrow where’s the tipped Arrow I gave it to you I have it I have it I have it let’s just go look for his poop before we fight him yeah that’s also smart we need to we need to like Stack Up on uh a Bigfoot poop oh my God there’s more and the arrows oh wait is this one intact it’s so laggy when you touch them okay now you can try combine it right let me try let me try give me one I already tried it doesn’t work oh okay we just need string to repair it but where are we going to find a spider bro we’ll find oh there there’s another Camp there’s another Camp boys all right oh another arrow we got another arrow nice nice nice nice bro the lag so laggy like oh I got another arrow nice okay so we have like four more Footprints yeah exactly more Footprints so where where do we find the uh stream I think there’s another Camp over here boys we can go mining oh oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m so sorry I’m so sorry yo joh run I’m going to die run run just run run run I’m so sorry I’m so sorry bro I’m so sorry guys he’s right there he’s right there just run here run here run here oh my God get out of there Donnie Donnie’s hiding Don’s hiding oh he dug down bro I should have not taken that piece of paper you took a piece of paper yes and now I have like an engage effect to use as well no but he’s right there he’s right there he’s right there he’s right there wait can we maybe use these arrows on him too we the bow doesn’t work yet bro he’s just looking at me he’s L just looking at me we have to get Donnie again how do we do that we got to get him out Donnie come here come here Donnie watch out watch out watch out watch out Donnie oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God no bro we can’t get Donnie what do we do there’s a backpack here please and useful oh torches you got to get them man interesting all right wait Linux I’ll lure the Slender Man away and you you tell Donnie to come back up okay okay Slender Man hello hey I’m over here buddy okay I’m over here buddy yep keep coming keep coming maybe I have to punch him a bit oh oh my God oh my God oh my God I can’t look at him did it work no he’s just guarding where Donnie is oh my God bro where did Donnie even go now he’s down below he just went down bro what should we do wait he’s mining away he’s mining away oh that’s smart another backpack okay more arrows Linux L I’m going to Donnie I’m going to Donnie where are you guys guys I to TV what’s happening why is slman in my face yo come over here come over here come over here come over here just run just run here here here oh yeah he’s folling what’s going on what ISO I took a piece of paper bro I took a piece of paper oh is that like one of Bigfoot things he’s chasing us that’s why yeah he summon Herobrine or not Herobrine what am I saying oh slender slender yeah hey keep running keep running I’m sorry I’m so sorry no it’s okay it’s oh there’s another backpack it’s fine how are you going to know fine it’s fine it’s fine no no no it’s so laggy I know I know I know just break it from afar bro all right come on we need to find a spider bro in a cave we need to go into a cave yeah we we could go mining yeah let’s go please be a deep cave it is Yo please stay close boys please hold the torch and off hand guys yeah yeah yeah we also need to make a shield ASAP okay iron we’re looking for iron yeah yeah find iron I’m I’m also going to get all the coal contron contron what’s called wait contron might be used against the Bigfoot no oh maybe let’s justb some why not why is my screen getting blurry mine’s not uhoh you don’t you don’t see that no is it cuz I took the piece of paper I’m pretty sure keeping Angels here bro somewhere I swear oh here okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill I’m going to go this way the outside I think oh you oh hello yeah this leads to outside this just lead to outside yeah we got to find like a deeper entrance but bro the deeper I go the more like my screen gets messy so watch out okay let us try as well can you give me uh can you place on the crafting table please so I can make myself a sword there’s nothing in here bro I don’t have a stick can you make me a sword please what do you need uh just make me a sword oh jeez this is so annoying man all we had to do was just find him we should have killed him that first time we saw him yeah but with what we didn’t have anything yeah he was giant too bro like yeah just need that one string oh yeah I just dropped you if we get that one string I feel like that point St picked it up what’s this do you have do you have a sword oh yeah thank you okay all right yo maybe wait it should be dark outside now no and then oh my God oh my God oh oh oh it’s on my screen he’s still chasing us I’m so sorry guys I need milk I need milk then cuz it’s an effect to have come here come here go follow me follow me follow me we need to get iron so I can make a bucket and then make milk so I can get rid of the effect go through go block us off block block block us off nice smart are we just trying to find a bigger cave I don’t know first of all we need to find what the milk so you get killed by Slender Man he doesn’t die then we need to find the um so do you have an effect now I have the effect Cod engaged oh and how how long is that for uh 13 hours 13 hours yeah I think it’s maybe cuz I have to find all the pages you know oh yeah you have to find the ritten logs he’s not back there anymore um no I think we lost him who broke that I hope so oh that was you me me me me come on bro please we just need string cuz the next time we see him bro we’re going to snipe him like we’re in phas Clan bro oh I’ll keep mining don’t worry about it my brother you go go do we go up yeah uh yeah go up now take this we just I think we if we get how many iron do you have I have none I zero okay we we can’t go up then maybe we find a new cave yeah but look look come here we should be able to find like an entrance to a cave in the water oh look this is where he chased us before oh yeah in the boat yeah get in the boat follow me follow me oh yeah I got I got all right we just got to find like an entrance to your cave you want to be in a boat with me bro I’d love to be in a boat with you bro I’d love to I’d love for all three of us to be in a boat you know we need to make a mod that allows three people in one boat yeah bro that’s what we need for realm are those dead people under the water what yeah you’re right oh my God let me see right there bro yeah what is that uh there’s a big there’s a there’s like a mansion over there you see that where right in front right in the way we’re facing yeah I don’t see it go go go closer I think my ROM distance is not I still don’t see it bro oh yeah I see it I see it what in the world where’s Donnie he’s coming he’s coming let’s see all right yo yo yo is that is that is that maybe where he lives bro no that can’t be it has it has a it has a flag of Sweden on it bro that’s not the SW Sweden flag it is I watch PewDiePie the flag of the flag of Sweden is Ikea I think so we need to check like come like blue and yellow bro what oh my God there’s a barrel oh more arrows and a bunch of wood bro and strings strings strings string yeah I completely missed it bro cuz there was so much stuff in there hey take the string take the string bro let’s go let’s go okay let’s see if this works oh more string and more arrows and more iron and iron oh that’s a shield for everyone this place was genius that’s huge that’s actually huge rep heavy bow yo yo yo yo repair heavy B let’s go let’s go let’s go oh my God repair them all okay here’s the plan yeah so look put iron in here we make free Shields smart okay I need to grab more wood uh oh wait there’s another one over there there’s another one over there bro hold on I’m going to go loot it bro have everything cuz I I need a bucket for milk you know okay yeah oh yeah true I forgot I’m going to grab more wood so we can make all right all right I’ll Che I’ll go check this out hopefully I don’t die I I know one’s supposed to split up but I guess we’re still doing it yolo oh this does not look like the other ones but there is still one iron though I’ll take it and more string is there anything else no doesn’t seem like it I’m going to also take this bag has food nice I think I’m going a bit too deep but I really want to find more iron yeah there’s more look there’s more bro but I’m going really far away from everyone else I don’t know if this is a good idea bro I really don’t know if this is a good idea I’m going to die I’m going to die die I’m going to die all alone come on please please just give me two more iron bro that’s all I need two more iron no iron in here oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh that’s huge that’s huge that’s huge I got to go back I got to go back oh my God it’s turning night time bro it’s turning night time please if the Bigfoot appears now I’m dead I’m literally dead there’s nothing I can do about it are they still there please tell me they are oh my God I see Donnie never would I’ve ever thought that I would be happy to see Donnie but here is here I am happy to see my best friend yo hello oh my God bro that was so sketchy I found like two more of those and then I got the iron I got four iron broing bolt thingy arrow and then I also find IR iron ax and iron shovel bro it’s huge wait careful all the mobs are coming now yeah block it off block it off our base come come come come yeah yeah there we go boom we should be pretty safe here right yeah this should be our new base our new home now we can also like have a lookout you know like this is sick Bro how much uh do we have any wool uh no I don’t have any hey let’s let’s make I made do a bucket here can you move out the way real quick oh yo guys there is actually a chest up there I didn’t know I was just breaking it to go to the roof oh oh my God yo there’s another one of those right over there bro oh my God wait does it go here okay oh that noise where that noise chill where chill right there right there my stor was right there right there right there right there shoot him shoot him shoot him I missed I missed I missed I missed somebody shoot chill I I don’t have I don’t have I I don’t have it I don’t have it l throw one throw one in this Arrow we need Arrow give me give me give me I need I need one of those take take take oh my God wait where is he where is he is he under us he’s right there he’s right there he’s right there right there in front of us shoot him shoot him shoot him oh he disappeared I fell I fell I fell I I bro are you stupid you would have died if would have disappeared disappeared there bro wait I put him to sleep right as he teleported away yes oh my God I was asleep somewhere else oh my God that was terrifying no no okay wait hold on hold on someone make ladders please okay I’ll do it I’ll do it I’ll do it yeah I make ladders and then I I say we go to the other one and then get the diamonds from there too bro this is huge okay I’m also going to make myself a bucket I’ll put the iron that I have in here here shields for everybody is there anything this no no but we can still break it so we have like a lookout tower thank you thank you thank you thank you and then I’ll put this yo thank you so much bro that’s the staircase I’m going to go get the okay wait here wait here are you sure okay wait listen listen dony wait listen so there’s a small one here and then if you keep going that direction there’ll be a bigger one so you you can just uh skip the small one okay all right good luck bro I’ll keep a lookout on you bro don’t worry oh my God there’s a weeping age right below you you’re lying I swear where oh I see I see it’s moving it’s moving it’s moving I’ll keep an eye on it bro don’t worry lenx do not take your eye off of that weeping angel otherwise our friend going to die should we look away and see who it’s chasing I don’t think it’s chasing him really all right let’s look away I don’t think anymore at least no wait oh who’s that chasing who’s that chasing there’s no way closer than oh yeah it’s chasing us it can’t get to us it’s not going to be able to navigate should I try kill it uh there’s a lot of mobs down there right now yeah maybe not maybe not you can try yeah okay I’ll kind of go at it from here oh he he found it he found the diamonds nice is he all the way over there like in the distance yeah he is all right and now just mine it right that’s all I have to do I saw oh my God lier I hear something I know I know I know I’m trying to break this bro my pickaxe is broke do you me to come down no I think I should be fine but I am on three hearts I got it I got it I got it I got it wait what unlocked weeping angel identity huh what does that mean huh what it said unlocked weeping angel identity interesting where’s Donnie is he back yet lier what jump what nothing oh there he is he’s in the ocean he’s in the ocean Donnie Donnie wait you see that in the water over there yeah that’s Donnie bro actually no no way over there I don’t I think your render distance too low there’s like a there’s like a village or something under the water yeah interesting good bro I’m getting chased by the Weeping Angel bro what you mean weeping angel where oh I’m on two and a half hearts I’m on two and a half hearts bro I’m about to die why are you God what what what is that what why did you say anything I saw it I just didn’t want to what is going on bro it just said unlocked Identity or something and then what what Donnie Donnie Donnie bro what do I do lot been going on he he killed weeping angel and then it just turned into him oh no I killed one and I did I’m fine is this because of the bigf same maybe oh my God you look how are we swiched we have to keep an eye on you you’re not I’m the one with things above my head look oh so wait why did you become one and I didn’t I didn’t either maybe because I did go out alone at one point and then I don’t know maybe that had something to do with it I don’t know sh screen I think on my share screen it did say um oh we’re good yeah what did it say what did it say it said unlocked identity so how do I bro you keep scaring me I’m sorry I’m sorry man I’m sorry okay what’s the plan we have our sheld we have iron wait maybe mine Me Maybe M Me Mine me okay you ready wait wait yeah yeah I don’t want to fall down though hold on yeah yeah do it now do it now all right is it working oh it’s doing how many you have is it wait I’m back oh I’m back you’re fine oh you’re fine you’re fine thank you so much oh my God what would I do without you guys bro that was sick that was sick okay so now we need to iron right we have iron I have diamonds yeah I I have diamonds too I have one Diamond should we maybe like tally them all together like put everything in the chest we have so I have one Diamond I have a broken thingy that I need to still fix can can someone repair it for me I don’t have one yet I don’t have any I I’ve load the string okay here we go all right dope I also 10 sleep inducing arrows let’s put all the arrows in and we split it to three okay cool cool cool cool cool there you go here’s another one and here’s another one put in all your arrows boys that’s all so that’s all then I got that string and then 15 five each okay five each all right let me take five 1 2 3 4 five there we go wait 1 2 3 4 5 there we go you just took one all right no it’s hot to get out five okay there we go okay Arrow arrow take who who should take the valuables one one person should just hold them at all times okay who’s the most trustworthy I I I’ve been just holding stuff all right all right what nobody say me take it bro why did nobody say bro cuz you disappear sometimes and like bro like you know I’ve never disappeared I’m sorry bro is annoying okay you are sus and the Sun is going up Okay cool so what’s our next objective should we go check out that underwater Village ly was talking about first of all we the cow we need that effect yeah the bucket I still got the bucket comes he’ll kill us but let me milk you oh you made one yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s not how it works let’s go let’s go let’s go all right oh my god look what oh guys get in get in guys oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God what was that what was that where is it where is it where is it it hit me get your balls ready get your balls ready I got wait why am I slowed I can’t move oh I just shot me oh what’s going on what’s going on hello oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God where did he go where did he go where did he just go also I just realized you don’t have to load this boat that’s why I accidentally shot you bro I’m so sorry no you’re good bro what was that where’s Donnie did he get taken wait use the Sasquatch detector no nothing’s here I think he got taken bro he’s gone can I milk this no doesn’t work oh watch out for the skeleton bro what should we do I have bro you’re the leader bro tell us I don’t know I mean technically right we should stay here because this is where we were last seen if it’s like one of those rules of like don’t leave where you were last seen cuz otherwise how how in the world are they going to find you you know yeah but we need to find you your cow smoke otherwise we may just die he’s saying help me bro where ask him where he is wait chat disabled due to missing public key what bro am I getting am I getting hacked by the flipping Bigfoot bro wait what why am I only getting weird stuff I I don’t know I could type okay yo chill chill let’s just go find a cow bro let’s just not think about Donnie for a bit he’ll be a your dog do you want the dog I have I have seven bones yeah yeah yeah yeah tame him oh I’ll tame him it’s all you bro all right love me love me if we find a cat I’ll take the cat nice let’s go what should we name him let’s call him Donnie yeah yeah yeah it’s like he never left Donnie it’s so nice to have you oh starting to lag a bit here there’s poop right here if you want it yeah take it take it take it you hold the valuables bro take the poop oh that’s the worst noise I’ve ever heard in my life where is it can I milk a deer maybe it’s SM bro where are these cows what is that what is that a beacon there’s a redstone torch on top isn’t that Herobrine bro how Redstone inherently mean her yeah yeah bro is it is it a beacon oh chest what’s in here oh it’s all you bro string we kind of need that take it bro a bones where’s Donnie Donnie oh that Forest is on fire and there’s a lot of lag coming from that direction why is it on fire uh what did Donnie say again he said half fora and he didn’t respond to where are you ask him again bro are you kidding me man why does this always have to happen I’ve never seen lightning like that before I know you see how many lightning bolts floor oh yeah get this wait he gave actual coordinates yeah all right um 336 over here and then 161 so like this way yeah we just got to keep going this way bro it’s it’s a long way but we got to find there yeah we got to find there’s no way we could do this without him bro there’s no chance he’s the one that knows all the facts fun facts about Bigfoot exactly how does a person even know that many facts about Bigfoot isn’t that kind of weird he h you’re right what if he invented the the big fooot oh I see him I see him I see him there there wait what that is super how did he get here so quick he was 150 blocks away hello hello hello hello oh my God finally what happened bro I started getting Smitten by lightning right it’s going bowow bow bowow bow my whole screen turns white I get teleported thousand of blocks away and I’m on half a heart bro what I swear to I swear why would I lie what I’ve been with you the whole time you saw the lightning hit me anyways oh my God so what happened with the loot did you guys take all the diamonds no yeah I have he has them on him but yo listen we need to find a cow bro need to find something that goes over here over here oh the sheep that means the cow’s going to be close right oh wait I I was I was collecting the the wool I have two now oh okay it’s going to be like oh there’s a huge Ravine I reckon there’s cows over here look come oh another dog there’s no way what happened to Donnie the dog oh yeah wait who’s Dy the dog bro he died it’s fine I’ll tame this one bro when you left we found a dog and we named him Donnie cuz we got lonely I was gone for one minute and you replaced me there he is that little rat no no that’s a new one that’s a new one no no chill chill chill no no that’s a new one I just tamed him I just tamed him leave him alone bro his name is uh Linux okay what you got call do Donny and then Linux the next one’s going to be called lier oh my guys oh poop there poop there poop take it what is that got I got it it’s the poop bro I got it I immer experience we got two poops how have we not found a single cow bro are you kidding me oh more lag this way hello wait hello you know how we’re talking in game yeah technically you can talk to the animals you can you can get like you can almost you know like a mating call where it it calls them in is that actually would you say cow that’s how it works so I just got to go like moo yeah but loud obviously they have to be able to hear it all right so I think a realistic cow doesn’t go moo it just goes like like that but loud okay a little bit more little bit more all right thanks can you stop he’s just screaming at this point There It Is What where where I saw one you’re lying he such a liar bro you’re lying Li why is he gaslighting me so much today bro what is wrong with this guy right over there look I boats for both of us bro chill out there is no way what wait you forgot me already bro I was gone for one minute and I got replaced and now you’re seeing both of us like I wasn’t meant to be here bro where is the cow is this guy gaslighting us he’s laughing I can hear him laughing bro there’s no cows there’s a cow over here he’s bsing bro how did you see a cow do the noise do the noise you shut up please what is that what that what is that what is that what is that did you see that what is that did you see that the in your little I don’t even know where you call it it’s right there right there up here let go to it where let me drive oh what is that what is that chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill I think it’s kind yo chill don’t punch it can you guys get in please bro Linux you are insane bro you are insane I I still hear sounds it’s G thing oh we’re fine we’re fine we need to kill that thing we did not need to kill it bro yeah we did was literally just chilling there yeah so going back by linux’s Logic anything that moves just kill oh okay anything that moves and goes okay okay y can I do all no you can’t do it bro no no no okay I’m sorry I’m sorry it’s more like a I don’t know how he does it so like fluently you know it’s like the second language hello hell what the flip is a toilet there’s a chest here hello hello hello random stuff oh it’s like red stone some bones one iron Donnie Donnie what I’m getting cold cold cold getting cold cold you want a hug cold I’m getting cold cold get a blanket or we snuggle you’re cold yeah I’m getting me he’s getting cold I’m getting cold cold c c cauldon called oh called C call call I don’t want to speak Carl not Carl who’s Carl Carl yo how do you say Carl yo how do you actually say Carl bro Carl Carl you okay how do you say Carl man am I going crazy bro that’s such a hard name to say Carl imag imagine you go to like a farm and then you go up to a cow and then it just goes get the backpack okay bro what is this what’s bro it’s a train get a back please yo please I just want to see a cow bro please I’ve been looking for a cow for like 5 years now there’s no cows here oh it’s empty right no there’s stuff up here here oh oh oh tons of stuff full empty wait wait what no this one isn’t yeah I found one too where’s that noise I didn’t find any oh yeah here interesting I thought I heard a noise yo boys it’s getting night time we still haven’t found a cow um okay maybe we split we haven’t even seen Bigfoot actually in a long time I know that’s what’s creeping me out we haven’t seen guys we have to use our Sasquatch detector bro we haven’t been using it yeah but this is no crypted detected yeah so once we detect will detect it Don oh my God I thought you disappeared what yeah you like disappear for a second no I think you disappeared don’t just disappear for no reason okay okay yeah oh I did not make that jump what’s this keep light coming from over here yo you know what they say don’t go to unknown light sources you know what we need what what we need to Max win guys look come let’s go I need the max M stop screaming M the cows have to know yeah maybe we start a forest fire bro no that is so not team trees yeah but we’re trying to find oh no oh no oh no we got to get inside I see something I see something over there bro I see that you see that behind the tree over there the man who you see that right yep you see him right I see him I see him I see him go go go oh there’s a there’s a weing angel too bro BR we got to get inside yep yep yep yep yep you’re right right here on the left bro it’s still just looking at us what leave the man who watches then what what type of man just watches sneo don’t know that’s his name what is that come come wait wait wait what what weeping angels behind us still we need to just keep running we need to go down why is it so I’m right behind you baby keep following keep foll there’s got to be a cow bro I know bro I’ve been looking for like 5 years what happens if we see the Sasquatch do we just fight him we put him to sleep and then someone slaps him all right have your cryptic detector like out and then your torch cuz if it comes then we’ll know y wait for me bro nothing good there we’re going to find it bro this is so annoying man if this wasn’t Pakistan bro we would have found like five at least oh what is that oh it’s dead guy in my Village in Pakistan I have a cow and like I pet it how do we summon him the Bigfoot how do we summon what yeah how do you sound bigot you just got to speak your alien language like five times in a row what was that win it was a it was a fox a fox makes sound like that bro it was like a it went yeah wait do that noise it was like a or maybe it was like a it was more it was more high pitch it was like yeah wait what what did you say do it again stop stop Mak everything weird man you got weird what did you say it it was like a oh spider what did you say what’s going on said was more like a e bro I’m saying it was more like a e it was more like yeah bro what n bro n that’s too much bro that’s too much yo what do we even oh there’s a weeping angel there’s two weeping angels on one spot yo watch out they they they they shred through your like pickaxe oh my my pickaxe oh my God I’m about to die I’m about to die I’m about to die I’m about to die run run run run run this way this way boat Bo boat I don’t have a boat I don’t have a boat make a boat yeah I got boat I don’t have one oh okay that’s fine I’ll make a boat it’s fine to like get okay bro there you go all right bro it doesn’t seem to work there get a second boat here no not get in there you go to get in go all right wait wait wait we’re making it happen boys not get in we’re not like go please man like please get in I’m in I’m in go Crouch Sunny Crouch Sunny wait oh crouch crouch I’ll make a boat you guys are stupid I got one I got one I got one I got I got what do you mean oh oh my I guess we all get individual boats that is actually not a bad idea though cuz now we can all aim you know oh maybe maybe we should just like go along the coast and then once we see him we snipe him from the boat okay come follow that is not along the coast bro I’m not Coast we could do West Coast we go to the water water we find a biome where he can’t spawn right then we’re in the when we’re in that biome right CU he come he gets in the forest cuz he can’t just like um he can’t just you know like just spawn in a place where like you know like where he could be seen you know mhm he’s not going to spawn in the desert is he have you ever seen Bigfoot in the desert have you seen Bigfoot in the Arctic that’s yeah my cousin told me about it once he said he went to like uh the Sahara Forest this uh the desert I mean and then he said he found like the footprints also what is that in the water bro over here boys uh oh there’s tents Aquaman this where Aquaman lives or something I don’t know all right whatever bro Remember come let’s go down where is land we are in the middle of nowhere did you bring us out here to kill us no there we go what’s in here some good stuff fire oh I’ll take that I take that there’s a camp wait what’ you say campsites everywhere there’s a campsite under water yeah bro have you not watched SpongeBob oh yeah you’re right so if you really want me to explain it to you like fire under water is possible due to the oxygen in the air a Shore this way this way was where we came from you want to go back to the shore bro no I’m just saying which way was it oh yeah we just got to go this way yeah we need to find somewhere cuz what biome are we in now we’re inside the uh nowhere in if we were Birds we would know cuz we would have like an internal here there’s something over here what what are you talking about let’s go back guys there’s nothing here oh bro over here man what do you mean as I was saying if I was a bird I would have like an internal compass and I would know where to go you know cuz birds like they sometimes how does that help us D there’s a there’s land right here but it’s the same bi let’s go he’s talking about if he was a bird oh what is that I swen is that a crafting table where no it’s not a CRA no way this where we started no no no this is where we started bro I’m actually going to turn into a bird can we please mute him L is this just a single Island oh I’m I’m GL this is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life it’s an island guys is one bro scared of Island have you have you not seen the Mr Beast Island video islands are beautiful what he’s losing going crazy yo maybe we should be in the trees or something oh okay I don’t know but we got to take them out I think if we hello Donnie Donnie wasn’t he just here Donnie Donnie hello he’s gone he’s gone you got to Tak it again bro what do you mean he’s gone hello lier what hello he’s gone bro it still says chat disabled how I don’t know where he went oh my God L yeah what’s up oh what boom and boom put this Donnie huh where were you what do you mean you just disappeared I disappear appeared he’s trying to troll us like don’t ignore him yeah yeah he’s trying to yo he was right here all the time bro oh load of cows don’t kill don’t kill him oh milk wait okay I still have the engage now it’s gone oh my god let’s go finally oh my God no more slend w w WB WC WB a but yo bro Donnie was here all the time Linux I don’t know what you’re saying bro you’re tripping out bro you need to go to a therapist get get the cow inside the boat what why you killed him there was another cow here yeah here’s one here’s one I’ll do it I have a light touch wait I have an idea guys guys please wait there’s one one more look I’m sorry I’m sorry the last one don’t like don’t oh look and then you just go and then hit it oh wow don’t hit it real America thinking huh just take it from the land and then Escape yeah yeah yeah just take our resources home yeah take our resources it’s basically free what’s going on bro I feel like the big is robbing off on me bro let’s see let’s see if the C good B oh man let’s hear it let’s hear it come on Cal talk to us make it sound yeah that was you that wasn’t me bro what that was all right yo we’re getting we’re getting distracted bro we need to find the Bigfoot we actually have to find Bigfoot by the way I know I know I found another one all right let’s get in the boat let’s go back let’s go meet us around the back yeah go on L come out front all right yo boys I’m in the boat what did you say Tokyo Drift did you just say Tokyo Drift I’m Tokyo drifting with this C bro hold on hold on hold on hold on all right lier so don’t maybe don’t take any some random papers that you see you know maybe this time actually have a brain you know maybe I don’t know maybe you know what do you think L he’s going to take a paper and we’re going to die again I like papers yeah bro guys can we name our cow I can I name what the cow’s name mhm also where’s my dog wait wait wait my dogs have been disappearing what island there’s no Island over there there was something over there I swear bro this guy has some like render distance 50,000 bro bro has some n computer bro what is what do you mean Linux what do you see I saw a person you saw a person okay bro lost it bro lost it on what island bro bro lost it Island we came from no near it like that little you see that block that’s sticking out of the out of the water oh yeah oh yeah there was a person standing on top of it all right L stand up that is the biggest P of baloney I’ve heard in my life we going test our bow L you ready yeah oh okay I can’t I can kind of swim I have slowness 6 for 6 seconds so we literally have 6 seconds to do 6 seconds to kill him no no no listen we’re going to come we’re going to we’re going to we’re going to compound it right so 6 seconds from me 6 seconds from you and six seconds from Linux that’s like 6 plus 6 plus 6 is like 14 I think okay good all right let’s 12 14 – 4 8 + 3 is 6 22 no 18 17 chill chill wait for me y yo I’m coming I’m coming chill chill chill okay okay okay wait so what’s the cow’s name liger Donnie says hi hey hey Donnie what’s going on what he say he said dude you’re the worst say say to Donnie I said that I said that I I I I like his uh uh eyes uh liger said that he hates you Donnie or lier Donnie said that he hates Germany tell Donnie that I I like I I love uh England where he is Germany what did you say liger I said I tell him I love England he said that he hates England what he said beans and toast ew iy is heaning he’s clearly not right of mind if he said be toast then Donny said he hates everybody that lives in Germany what is completely messed up that’s just completely messed up bro he’s lying like oh my dog’s back bro he was he was gone for like 50 hours bro okay what’s the cow’s name are we leaving him here wait is the hold on wait it said unlock cow identity said we call the cow call the cow what bety why are you hold on wait what what bro chill why are you a cow chill what just happened oh my God yo someone milk me someone milk me please someone milk me milk me milk me milk me me the milk me okay okay what who killed beny no I’ll hit you I okay I wonder you byy no oh oh oh God why’ you hit me like that trying to kill us now dog down I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good yo doggy doggy chill doggy chill I’m doing this alone chill oh there we go there we go he’s good he’s good alone he’s good you good now dog okay hello are you guys talking bad about me what lagger lagger what lagger don’t ever see again what this that’s a big hole wa hold on ow ah oh my God I died oh my God I need died I’m kill me okay I’ll kill it I’m sorry I’ll kill it I’ll put it down myself I want to kill you miss it said unlocked wolf identity am I wolf now no I’m not no no you’re not no you’re not there you go look you see oh we can get oh we can get armor guys wait guys wait we can fight him in this hole I think this is perfect yeah but how do we sorry how do we get him okay so look we we all stand in the middle right I look this way someone looks that way so we cover like all distances and then like you know where wherever he comes from we just shoot him okay but then how do we get him to get here just make a lot of noise what makes B Bigfoot annoyed you you you you know the what he like the log file right you have it yeah so what makes him annoy it says it says says um what was it um here it says many H some people say the creature is vegetarian what C he tells a story somehow is Car special to we could figure out if he’s I mean we we could do one side with a bunch of veggies the other side with us it don’t break his Footprints wait every dead body we found had what in it steak and me meat meat yeah and he’s vegetarian so maybe we just eat like a bunch of meat throw it around and maybe he’ll pop up bro and break his Footprints let’s go break his Footprints yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s what we did before too okay cool cool cool cool and if he chases us down we just go back to this hole okay so we have like a clear line of fire bro let’s go man team logon coming up with a sick plan Lo oon what is that no I said L logot got I I don’t even know bro give give what’s our name bro I don’t even know I thought we call ourselves so we so we take the that we take the L from Linux right and we take the I from Don right then we take the G from lier and then we take the e e from lier all right and then we take the r from oh my God they’re so cool lier and then we call group liger hey yo my liers oh no my liers oh no that what name the LI I broke two Sasquatch Footprints by the way wait I have a broken any sorry um okay guys how much iron do you have I have uh one six eight you have six L mm L want to be Who Wants to Be Who Wants to be full iron guy I think it should be Linux want the Die With The Lion Okay cool that makes sense that makes perfect sense per to protect me the most Lin will protect prot you mhm okay maybe we should just do a democratic vote right now and then see who becomes president okay fine all right whoever wins the Democratic V you can’t vote for yourself and on the count of the three we say who we want to vote for okay all right one say it out loud yeah we say it out loud bro all right one two 3 Linux lier no you can’t vote for yourself bro it’s a freeway vote then there a freeway tie no you can’t vote for yourself and you vote for Linux why is nobody voting for me what’s wrong with that what’s wrong with that is I’m different than you too different no one said that you literally are like what you’re human you respond I’m just realized you know I just realized he’s jealous cuz you wanted to be a bird but he’s a bird and he doesn’t want you to be the second bird he want oh I was always wondering about that is is he an owl no he’s a bird really hope bigfoots ease you both okay I hope one by one you guys are screaming in pain as you watch the other person get eaten by Bigfoot that is what I wish on YouTube chill see is I’m the one that gets to make the Democratic vote I vote I made the decided vote cuz you voted Lia I vot you voted Linux right yeah so I make the the decid of vote I vote for me so I’m the leader that makes a lot of sense oh my oh let’s go where’s Donny’s oh my god oh that’s here you go my the worst thing that you’ve ever done to no take your stupid Diamond trash bro nobody wants to touch that look I can’t even pick up allergic to trash garbage bro these are some rebor diamonds they’re not even real some fake VVS diamonds bro I don’t want that I want real diamonds bro this guy he’s not giving diamond boots bro you you how expensive doing diamond boots there tell you Walker you can be shreding diamonds you can be Shing money as you’re walking okay I hope that everywhere you walk gets filled with dog do do dog bro oh oh oh oh oh oh oh where’s that noise oh I don’t know I think that’s Bigfoot yo come back into the hole very wrong the hold the detector hold the detector I’m holding oh it says run it says run okay okay okay okay shoot at him shoot at him shoot at him he’s there he’s there shoot at him I hit him I hit him I hit him he stood still go go go attack attack attack attack guys guys guys come here come here come attack attack I need I need Diamond arm I can get you armor oh my God he just disappeared yo you guys are a bunch of wussies here we could have killed him I needed I have boots and he bro he stood still and I’m getting his poop right now too bro hurry up it’s lagging so much hurry up bro I know man he was Stood Still guys we don’t need armor I hit him with like three bullets and I’m out of bullets okay okay let’s uh you need more bullets yeah need more bullets I need more bullets let’s break I think we piss him off when uh we break his uh his tracks okay this is the dumbest thing I haven’t seen his tracks in a good minute they’re usually at the sights oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God these zombies are trying to kill me oh I I found oh wait that’s poop oh it’s too laggy I’m not going to break it what I know I know chill chill chill chill chill chill do you think these arrows will work against him too oh guys the man who watches watch the man watches what is that oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m going to die I see I’m going to die I’m going to die he’s he’s at the B he’s at the B oh my God oh my God help me help me I’m about to die I’m about to die oh my God oh my God I’m so low oh my God I’m so low guys he’s down there I know I know I know what what do you want me to do about that bro oh my God please get me out please get me out oh what just exploded bro he’s stuck in there look he’s an idiot let me hit him with the bow I missed no don’t don’t waste your bullets again don’t waste your bullets did you just use all your bullets on him yeah oh he’s gone oh he gone oh he’s gone he’s going he’s going okay okay that was terrifying um I broke I broke another Sasquatch thing what is that oh what is that I know something’s coming again I want you guys to know if we do see SC Sasquatch it’s been a pleasure working with you guys you know something goes wrong it’s been a pleasure as well it’s been a pleasure it really has been yeah hit you both with a passion with a burning passion all of us with our Boots the matching boots I love all of you guys with I love all of you with my burning passion yeah and I hate you both I hate you both I wish there was a way I could describe my burning passion in a physical form with you guys I wish I could bond with you you can bond with him all you want he’s right there go ahead I want watch anyways why are you looking this way he keeps saying anyway oh this guy just stop tell us something we don’t know stop just saying random nonsense lyx this is the person you trust I’m trying to help you I’m your friend this guy is mental okay L stay away from him someone’s having a mental breakdown got stay as a group we got to stay as a group bro saying nons Lin I’m the smart one Lin he’s follow him let’s keep going what was that light there’s a light over here go towards the light bro that’s what you’re supposed to do right you should always go towards the light Donnie Donnie Donnie bro what is he doing Donnie hello Army oh hi what are you doing what did you say arm of what I was talking to um that was like Bigfoot he like so like he like when like he like oh my God anyways them go ony what are you making I’m coming make an armor for myself sasquash detector there’s nothing here bro look at that look at my armor cool what you guys got one B armor with your diamond boots it’s actually one and a half I don’t care one half these nuts bro listen I don’t care look look what I’m rocking I’m rocking the F what’s that noise bro can’t even finish this sentence you’re dropping stuff okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m actually sorry I’m actually sorry I love you no yeah what is this what is you drop conton Ingot I don’t want it anymore all right yo boys can we please kill the big the big F how we just need to find him I can break stuff so quick don’t leave me alone please don’t leave me alone don’t leave me alone guys guys watch out there’s a lot of mobs following you oh my God I need help break the footprints break them how many Footprints do we have to break I’m not seeing anything I’m not seeing anything either bro oh my God Donnie did he just disappear again bro I I don’t know Donnie keep eating your meat oh my God kill the skeleton oh my God oh my God that n killed BR sorry I didn’t know you running that way oh my God oh my God I’m on two and a half hearts I’m on two and a half hearts place a boat down please I didn’t know you’re I don’t uh I don’t have a boat I don’t have a boat okay I’m going into the ocean yo help oh he’s there he’s there he’s there he’s there shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him I don’t have a bullet I don’t have a bullet someone shoot him I shot him he’s asleep he’s asleep I shoot him I shot him again go go go go go now chance that was a chance kill him kill him kill him attack attack attack attack attack go oh my God how is he got climbing these trees where is he oh my God I I feel the flipping Le what in the world my game just flipping closed oh my God I’m taking so much damage I’m going turn off for it l is died Li is kill him I’m about to die from the flipping skeletons I’m on two half hearts I slipped him I I’m I’m trying I’m trying I’m trying get me get me I’m dead