Unleashing Minecraft Chaos: Zero Effort

The battle of the oval Throne returns at a later date guys the bad time to ask me to buy dominoes now it’s a party is the most fing wild [ __ ] hold up what’s even going on here today I’m tasked with beating the Ender Dragon in Minecraft only

Problem is every 30 seconds chat gets to absolutely destroy me with whatever random disaster pops up to absolutely murder me that they get to vote for so this is the entire highlights of that stream with little to no editing because I don’t care we put no effort into the

Content on this channel oh and if you’re wondering why I’m in a m outfit you must be new here on with the video ever to me far were we in the challenge I think I’m just going to restart the challenge cuz I pooped all right look if you poop you’re

Disqualified that’s part of the rules so no one’s missed anything the timer starts when the world opens and I move let us begin how have you guys already voted spawn killer bunny no no guys by the way I I I am making a a rule right

Now that wheel spins are a part of the stream if I have to spin the wheel that is time away from the 2-hour Mark oh yeah something of note in these streams I have a bounty wheel which is a literal physical wheel behind me you could see

It right there that has only bad punishments on it and whenever people donate I have to spin it also that timer in the top left if it gets to 2 hours I lose this challenge all right cool no no no no how fast are the killer bunnies oh

They’re slow as [ __ ] okay I thought they would have like speed a million all I have to do is win the game that that is my only goal low render distance that’s fine I’d play on a like dos computer again it’s fine who needs r a dude Herobrine’s out

There fling all entities hey I have a question do I count as an entity by the way if anyone’s just now getting here and wondering how they can participate it’s very simple there are four numbers up here with four different effects if you want to one effect to happen you

Type that number that is literally all you do that is that is it it’s very simple it’s very intuitive and everyone keeps pressing creeper and my feelings are getting hurt oh maybe it means like if lava pours it will just do it forever I’m not near lava that’s fine by me get

[ __ ] y’all I’m mining my coal all day long all right that should be enough the 1950s what does that mean what could that be what do you mean 1950s also we’re going to the music SE yo what’s up Qi oh it is sepia tone back in my day it

Was a dark and stormy night I had recently got a hot tip from a Dame on the other side of the street I’ve been tracking him for years but he always seemed to get away all I wanted to do was to find him track him down and make

Him pay for what he did to my f mom could never walk again Dad developed severe alcoholism and sister well no one’s seen or sense anyways we’re back [ __ ] me then what do you mean well that kind of fixed itself that kind of solved itself I’m okay it’s all right

We’re good chat we’re fine everything’s okay it’s not a big deal we’re getting iron right now we’re going to make iron gear we’re going to make buckets we’re going to find a giant lava source we’re going to make a [ __ ] nether portal it’s going to be wonderful okay okay all

Right heard we need as much time in the nether as possible because that’s the that’s what’s going to make or break the speedrun there’s so much xp oh it’s XP rain oh that was in a fent I didn’t even see it happen cuz I was underground look

At all this XP I don’t know why I’m grabbing it but now I have need to use it on what the [ __ ] just fell out of item rain item rain wait item rain’s amazing wait why do you guys keep voting for this one it’s like the best thing

For me soul ing get chest plate uh Blackstone pedestal kyber ho okay well that’s not that great a trident what are you Shard of uncertainty I’m certain about a lot of things uh did I just drop my entire inventory after getting my entire inventory thanks guys okay osmium axe uh

We’ll put this back on let’s just grab all of this look at all there’s a bed there I can go to sleep what is that teleport player a few meters don’t do that don’t do that guys you guys could still change the vote don’t teleport me meters there’s

Mythic you’re [ __ ] up you’re [ __ ] up it’s okay it’s okay I need those cords no I don’t I remember them what does time lapse mean oh God the rabbits oh I have half a [ __ ] heart it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine we just need to collect

Our stuff I can die again that’s fine that’s F I will literally abuse death it’s too no chat no I’m getting my [ __ ] back I am getting that iron I did not spend forever in a day to not get to have it why are there so many hoes night Prowler

[ __ ] it are you going to help me no you’re not what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I’m never spawning eggs again I’m never spawning eggs again that’s never I’m never doing that ever again in my life I’m out I’m outou e 5,000 yeah it’s upside down it’s tilted

That’s worse i’ rather it be upside down oh this is the worst thing ever oh this is the worst thing ever oh I’m going to throw up I’m going to throw up I’m going to throw up I’m going to vomit I’m going to I’m going vomb I’m going to vom

Voming is happening going underwater voming I am bombing bombing this is good no I like this this is great now this is I understand everything that’s going on oh really I was shot by a skele oh it still didn’t end cool you guys you guys go from one piece of [ __ ] effect to

Another Ultra Zoom good no it’s oh no oh no it’s the night Prowler no no no no no no no no no no no no no look at it what the [ __ ] what is this what are you I won GG we win guys that’s it I win I’m the

Winner oh no no get me out of the credits they’re not legit get me out of the [ __ ] credits get me out of the [ __ ] credits it’s fine we’re getting out of here we’re just going to go get my stuff I don’t stand a chance against the night Prowler I’ve understood that

Okay I understand that I don’t stand a chance against you stop bullying me can anyone vote for anything okay cool reduced reach distance thank you chat that’s exactly what I wanted for my birthday how did you know Chad I I feel like I’m I’m past all my stuff and I’m

Very confused as to where all my [ __ ] went I have no idea where my stuff went all right we’re going to have to start over I guess but I’ve got an osmium axe uh a a stone axe uh a nuke core good good I can make a nuke one

Day and now I’m drippy drippy I’m tripping on diamonds which is drippy this is good no this is excellent it’s fine this is okay I like this no it’s good we’re at the Village we’re going to get food that is the most important thing sustenance we’re going to rob a village

Tripping on LSD that is my plan today there is an iron golem he’s iron goling like he should do oo look man it wasn’t me it wasn’t me it wasn’t me I just disaster follows wherever I go I’m like a [ __ ] Absol it wasn’t me though I

Didn’t do it why does the osmium axe suck dick all right I’ve collected bread I have a pickaxe I have enough iron I don’t know if anyone noticed that I have enough iron for a uh diamond pickaxe and a bucket which is what I’m going to go

For I have enough iron for a diamond pickaxe is that what I just said that is that is incredibly stupid all right I got a trident going uh I need a furnace no jumping allowed that’s upsetting uh EQ what dri what is the Villager cell he runs the [ __ ] away

As he just spawned a raid but what do you stagger three well see you guys later I hope you enjoyed the the the the the visit Village I’m sorry that I ruined you so terribly I’m getting as far away from the raid as possible EQ you can get

Totems yeah I’ll just be able to kill those with uh one Soul Ingot chest plate my iron pick got downgrade no you’re [ __ ] kidding me you’re [ __ ] kidding me oh come on it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s not that big a deal we’ll just get more

Iron I’m using luck right now I’m using my luck stat to mine down with no repercussions I’m going to roll for roll for luck rolling a 20 I rolled a two okay well my Luck stats not very high but maybe maybe this will work out all right we’re

Good we’re going to go this way item rain let’s go let’s go give me item rain give me item rain blindness not no give me item rain CH there’s got to be some Believers there’s got to be some Believers in chat help me out with item

Rain help me out with item rain come on come on vote for item rain number five in chat [ __ ] damn you guys all right now Arrow rain no I don’t like Arrow rain I can’t pick up the arrows they’re not good back to being a rude dude we have a

Bucket so if I find oh yeah right I did forget that that literally is the one that was winning I will literally sit here for 30 seconds if tilted camera wins there’s nothing I can do what the [ __ ] is happening did my game turn into Diablo teleport player a few meters

What a few that was so many meters and now I’m going to space a few meters I was down there for a reason he didn’t he didn’t oh there’s no way I get this I can’t see there was no [ __ ] possible way for reaction time there was no possible

Way the darkness effect made that absolutely impossible okay great we need to go down and get iron and then diamonds and then lava and then nether that’s that’s what we need in that order fake fake tele what does that mean so like I’m not actually getting teleported but I am

Actually not actually getting what all right okay [ __ ] what the I I thought we were good I thought we were good I I literally thought we were sick fake fake teleport is [ __ ] don’t teleport all entities to me guy a top down V menu wait a minute wait a minute get off the

Horse it’s not horse riding time anymore I’m done horse riding oh my god this is my [ __ ] this is my [ __ ] translucent sword sure is that netherite it is let’s go helmet let’s go metallium that’s [ __ ] clutch oh my God I thr my old stuff from the horse More Boots pants

Pants pants come on yeah I can’t see my victory but I know I achieved it I have full diamond gear or something full something gear we just need a good pick uh pickaxe did I get it no I didn’t find a good pickaxe quadrilla what this Snoop

Dog the dog excuse me what the dog doing what does he do he does nothing he does nothing he does [ __ ] I found Snoop Dog xray wish I had a good pickaxe I would go straight down for diamond what X-ray is being a problem MLG water

Bucket oh oh no that might actually have to happen yeah hello my God stoop dog save me what the [ __ ] is this thing it’s not even hitable all right chat we need to find out whatever 100 days video where I kill that thing cuz I need to figure out

How to fight that thing it looks awesome I’m going down I’m going down what do you [ __ ] mean oh this is gross this is what my head sounds like at 3:00 a.m. I know right this is [ __ ] awful oh that one actually is a creeper I like

That they throw in actual creepers so you never know if you’re just being paranoid back in 1950 whenever Grandma stole my dog the entire town went on a search they never found him and after that day I learned that the only thing that you can’t trust

Is those closest to you and the stock market and gas prices and inflation and the government and you’re dentist you really just you can’t trust jack [ __ ] in these worlds Beyblades okay cool the world’s Beyblades now the world let it rip let’s fight in an epic battle I

Don’t have enough pickaxe to break that it’s good this is good now this is great diamonds can I break them looks like it yes sorry my bad Diamond you guys are [ __ ] I just want Flint to make a flint and steel is it that [ __ ] hard

To ask for okay I got my Flint I just need to smelt the iron meaning I need wood meaning I don’t have wood I might die I might die for it that might be kind of worth it uh this is an iron pickaxe technically in all technicality

So that is fine I’m just going to die real quick I told you I I’m abusing every chance I got we’re going to get wood we’re going to make a flint and steel thing and then we’re going to go find a way to make a portal

God Zeus Zeus that’s a little [ __ ] up don’t you think ow stop it ready her Boop and Boop believe believe believe that I won’t die believe that I won’t die trust it trust it trusting it trust no longer trusting that leaving now okay we’ve got all the damn gear in

The world thank you we got all the damn gear in the world all we need to [ __ ] do no horsey is find lava we need to find a lava pool that’s probably the easiest way to do it find lava pool and then we’ll get ender pearls and Zeus

With a $3 donation quite appropriate I may say not at all left up quite appropriate I might say Okay celestium inot promethium celestium helmet is nice promethium pickaxe that is better than my pickaxe I know that for a [ __ ] fact all right this is the most opportune worst time I’m I’m just going

To sit in the [ __ ] floor with these on Welcome to the chair stream folks just looking for a lava pool just they have to exist in this game void site oh [ __ ] I think it’s [ __ ] that I’ve not found time to fly uh create a flight I don’t get that lucky right what

Are the rules keep inventory on uh you guys just type and stuff happens it is it is is Crea a flight let’s [ __ ] go I don’t trust you guys at all I’m mining this randomize armor [ __ ] no what the dog doing teleport player a few meters that’s fine where

You at [ __ ] why are there frogs ah no pearls teleport to spawn I’m drowning myself oh oh oh we’re good that’s fine we’re good thank God we got Snoop Dog I don’t know what I would have done if we didn’t find Snoop Dogg in this live

Stream stop I’m fine then I’ll die to this thing who is currently grabbing me can I hit you I hit you twice and it did nothing it’s fine I need yes night vision what a great idea use night vision can this pickaxe even break obsidian who [ __ ]

Knows you can all right we need 10 just believe seven seven seven give random mineral oh wow I wonder what that’s going to be no no no way how’d that happen that is not what you guys chose you did not switch it at the last second fear fear far

Wherever you are that Enderman is having a bad day why are they fighting me the Phantom Squad needs to [ __ ] off he dropped TNT that’s a little [ __ ] I didn’t want Phantom [ __ ] bombers fine it keeps taking away my extra heart that I’m supposed to have drop multiplier

Guys we would make this speed up so much faster and there’d be so much more fun content if you did drop multiplier right now suit up downgrade random gear I hate you chat invert gravity don’t do that we don’t need that we don’t need gravity inverted I think this might be working

On a proportion system I think I know how to fix that but I think it’s working on a proportion system where all of them have a chance but obviously if you vote for one has way more of a chance than the other I kind of like that what does

One punch mean do I One-Shot things or do they oneshot me am I one punched man or are they one punched Jack don’t randomize my [ __ ] Armor stop let me have it curse random gear curse it ah cool the pickaxe vanishes when I die that’s fine that’s okay don’t teleport

Me to Heaven don’t teleport me to Heaven I don’t want to go to heaven I don’t want to go to heaven chat I don’t want to go to heaven chat Chad I don’t want to go to heaven Chad I didn’t want to go to heaven I got placed it anyway and still died

What part of that’s fair Chad I had a dream last night it was not a good dream by any means I have a horse that was not the dream uh the dream was that I was on Gordon Ramsay’s [ __ ] I was on Gordon Ramsay’s um showell’s kitchen and I gave someone

Food poisoning and almost killed them that was that was my dream dream last night Chad Not only was Gordon pissed like I almost I almost murdered a person because I cooked chicken so raw that was my dream it looked like the chicken wasn’t even like not even like oh it was

Underdone and and raw in the middle it looks like it like it would just had a nice crisp like a beautiful chicken should and then the entire like like that was just the shell of the chicken everything inside was completely raw like it had just came out of the [ __ ]

Pantry I can cook I can cook pretty good I just apparently in my dream I’m afraid of giving someone salm monilla in front of Gordon Ramsey specifically I I I I have no idea man it was it was some weird [ __ ] oh credits if if it’s not actually rolling credits

It’s just taking so much time off me come on Minecraft oh really what game am I playing I didn’t realize oh cool we could speed through it at least okay uh there we go okay we can head to the nether now we can head to the nether I

Need as many Ender as possible I’m I’m going for them dude why are no one dropping pearls I got have four pearls right now I have [ __ ] two one of my random gears is cursed curse of binding that great my iron boots won’t be taken

Off to the Moon you know what do it do it you [ __ ] won’t [ __ ] e Lighty can’t cook ask everyone that I went to AWA with I can they can cook and oh damn I missed it oh no I didn’t get the bucket clutch go into The

Nether okay uh uh uh gold gold one heart [ __ ] stupid stupid game stupid game with even stupider viewers I hate all of you fix player items a thank you we have to find a for Fortress chat dude time to fly me right now time to fly me right

Now come on come on time to fly me come on time to fly me right now there’s a 26% chance of it happening don’t roll the credits come on oh come on least I got to watch the [ __ ] credits no come on this is some [ __ ] always jumping

Good I thought we were going to get no jumping instead we got only jump who is the red guy over here who’s the Red glowy Man of Doom force field I like force fields hey I’m one punch man now I think let’s go up to this dude see

What’s going on he’s got a big sword and I don’t mean his penis he’s a husk I did genuinely one tap the guy inverted gravity is so bad dude there’s no Fortress for like a thousand years oh great yeah monitor downgrade we we’ve downgraded to a CRT you can’t see

Anything I’m placing blocks they look the exact same as just the gray there’s nothing there’s nothing Chad I can’t I I can’t see a damn thing I have no vision I have no eyeballs I have no balls there’s no balls I need a drink make one chat next wheel spin I’m

Making a drink oh Jo’s day oh cool you know what Snoop Dog’s on my feet we’re going to we’re going to keep that that’s okay with me Snoop Dog can stay right there Snoop Dog can stay right on my feet with the power of Snoop

Shoes we will do this quick sand no no no stop no I’m in the [ __ ] nether stop that this is a Bastion really I found a [ __ ] I I have Quicks sand wait can we just go down hold up clutch moment chat I got lot I got water in the nether

Ancient debris we’re going to find neite godam it’s okay I’ll take gold I will take gold it’s not the plan but it might work we have to be versatile in a in a run such as this oh good yeah versatile holy [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m I’m [ __ ]

Goated I’m F I’m a God ah not a god anymore that’s fine take my gold and run still have to deal with this that sucks fine take my golden run you can’t see anything at the like start of this angry bees okay uh going this way I guess I I

Need to find a [ __ ] uh stronghold Nether Fortress I can’t find one random enchant let me enchant like a shoe or something let me enchant the dog okay Chad I’m literally going to lose cuz I can’t find a Bast or a stronghold because my run sucks my world

Seed is going to [ __ ] me over Jason B up [ __ ] yeah Jason B thank you for the $5 this run this death or lack of death is dedicated to you Jason I got my pickaxe hold on I need to get blocks vertical screen are we going to make this into a Tik Tok

[ __ ] it made it worse all right someone quick do a Reddit voice over a funny Reddit memes uh talk about divorce or losing a girlfriend that one always seems to be funny and get a lot of views that was clutch didn’t drop inventory damage player items it’s fine

Oh your ax is almost dead he’s useless it’s fine he’s a weak Soul the [ __ ] I even managed the place I even managed the placing of the block that’s some [ __ ] Chad I don’t know what to do I’ve ran a th000 blocks every which way and I can’t find a uh a

Fortress that makes this so [ __ ] am I allowed to locate a fortress is that allowed can we can you not approach me holy [ __ ] I have reduced rest distance I can’t block jump anymore damn it I mean there’s like there’s nothing I can do I can’t find

One uh okay locate one all right let’s let’s see what our seed is giving me 622 blocks away it is 622 blocks away that is so far it is just in this direction 600 blocks in this direction is so [ __ ] for a speedrun it’s not that bad I’m sure you’ve got it

It does not seem nice especially because there’s no can someone make me fireproof I don’t know how you would do that but just just do your best this is the worst this is the worst nether spawn ever but the fire looks awesome live live I want to look

At the fire more no this is the worst nether spawn ever I literally think I can’t win because of this spun this is helpful chat item R me item ra me item ra me right now not the 1950s item R me okay I appreciate the item rain but I’m

Going to have to come back to reap its benefits no you [ __ ] God I hate you chat I [ __ ] hate you I’m drowning myself we’re going to sit here it’s on the Roof oh you’re right you’re right that would be on the roof a that’s so UPS setting I

Don’t know if I can win chat like I I don’t think I can win I think I’ve been beaten by nether spawn infinite lava great Shuffle inventory man [ __ ] when did I get Frost M I like the Anvil on my head but I need defense Frost M sick as [ __ ]

Though but without 600 blocks to go in the nether nothing I can really do I play seven days you think I’m not used to playing at low FPS tough Blaze technically check at if I were to get a bajillion tough blazes we could use all of them to drop fortune or

To drop stuff and that would work but instead I get hyper slow which is just the pickles Peach I think I think it’s jover chat I think it’s literally jover my Fortress is 600 700 blocks that way teleport to Heaven what would that do what would that do hold on getting

Teleported to Heaven is this the ceiling haunted chests why am I not allowed anything good make the portal at spawn I’d have to get back to spawn you guys took me from Spawn time to fly oh my God oh my God come on chat going going we’re

Going oh God the timer’s going so fast time to fight it’s over well we tried it’s there’s nothing you can do I my [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks a get out of here I I can’t it’s not possible that’s so [ __ ] this is dumb past me past me is right there was nothing

Else I could do to beat this in the 2hour time frame I got a really shitty spawn and there was no way with all of the effects going on that I was going to be able to make it across 600 blocks of ocean of lava so that’s actually where

It ends but I had a lot of fun with this and I want to know if you guys want to see it again I want to actually win this challenge 2 hours to beat the Ender Dragon seems really possible but I need to know if you guys want to see it so if

You do like this make sure to hit that like button subscribe all that dumb [ __ ] leave a comment for the algorithm gods and let’s push no efforts influence all across the algorithm so everyone sees how much I don’t give a [ __ ] all right thank you all for watching go [ __ ] yourself