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GG easy weapon oh it’s a what Bund yeah you know what I found funny about Modern Warfare 3 combat they try to make it a little bit more realistic so like when you’re running it’s like your head’s like tilted sideways SP the camera angle is just weird funny but

Weird this game’s gam play is way better than monare 2 sure I’m sure the game play is better this is like wish there’s like a way you could just change it so that the camera isn’t not like tilted that okay only like game what’s up I don’t get why people are [ __ ]

On us just back at $70 feel like that’s pretty much the one I haven’t seen any review of the gameplay I’m just saying that just it just looks kind of funny when you like you’re sprinting oh hey donut boy what’s up man oh no the blue box is there on my

Screen hold on I’ll get rid of it it’s cuz the uh the chat thing didn’t re of no your monitor is not bugging out I just wish I could turn it off I just realize it just now all right he missed out on all that CS so I’m good you can fix that

Up I think it’s the chat I need to refresh all right that should fix now all right no more blue blocks welcome back Alex thanks for tuning back in I’ll switch it back to League now no no we’re not in Q anymore we’re not in Q sorry so my OBS crashed my stream

Crashed and I had to go and fix everything up I hope my computer can survive being a lot no I’m only going to be having Discord connected so we should be fine I magic so I’ll be controlling my computer remote from my laptop while I’m traveling yeah I know of course thanks

Alex does the game make sense to you at all Alex like League of Legends does it make sense like what I’m doing in here I’m just curious I I know you don’t mind watching what I play so just thought I’d ask you know I want [ __ ] oh

God okay do you have any questions let me know I’m happy to fill in uh any details that may be confusing about this game cuz I really appreciate you taking the time to even watch my uh my game play even though this is not really like your main game

SP yeah yeah that’s fine you don’t have to be super like I just don’t want this to be like super hold on got to make sure this way he’s going in I love this attack Dan this is so fun oh the new one that you were talking about

Yeah B hit fire was accurate it’s so fun dud your movement speed isn’t reduce that much compared when you’re actually spray well not not that I mean I probably to learn all these new combat stuff no it’s something just press when you’re holding um down s just press just

Tap V and what does that do melee cancel but cancel oh can you’re basically spraying is just more accurate okay it’s not the same thing as like just normal spray and so this caned uh view is default for every gun or you have to have the can not for

All guns I think not I think certain guns were able to do but not all guns okay oh sh test that out in the fireing range it’s super useful for like small Maps judgement oh [ __ ] my man musing oh [ __ ] Around no oh my God what a legend this he’s a god this is too funny man oh God first I couldn’t flash q auto attack the freaking uh trir so that was bad and then ye just comes up just runs me down the tower it’s just like okay well what

Do we do there Just sh our shoulders and move on with life that’s it wings of oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] that’s so funny the dark should oh [ __ ] I think thep is on holy [ __ ] bast For a that’s fun man why is he up here what is this game oh my gosh oh sh oh boy dude I don’t know we’ll see I don’t know I’m not worried I’ve got Alex watching my stream I’ve got everybody here life is good uh Alex is no longer watching in

The Stream Alex is Gone I smell yeah I can solo the trendir it’s just that I have to get strong enough that I can kill everybody else as Well God are to what I need should fear me this Ramis is up here all the time bro nothing I can do oh and we got a e up here too oh [ __ ] I see oh man a here’s a gift from Master ye to this guy oh dear

Lord oh I love it man yeah your Ramis keeps on roaming your dog Jesus I know I know oh God okay just got to relax I’m not going for that in the dark all is I hear the innocent [ __ ] are you uh trying the the caned thing in um multiplayer right now

Yeah I was doing yesterday too I evil looks around let’s go bro two kills and he’s back into the game let’s go light Reflector The dark should feel me The all I never used guns in the dark oh w cing where’s the yeah you win one you lose one it’s okay we’ll play it I don’t mind 45 I smell black Magics I release them from your pain C from last game what is the 45 to use or something

Fu there a conversion kit by 11 445 to l oh are you kidding me so wait is a cluster m a kill stre not kill an equipment BR what the hell is this they will be that’s what that’s what he was talking about there is cluster m still in the game

Though you it’s not no you want another cluster sure all right so all these are four oh but why is mosquito drones same T guard en should fear um with silver Okay so favor I know SL wait is that a well I’m going to go over to the other Discord moment okay

Killing her is not too difficult Ed you the poop just followed Ed you the poop oh my God dear Lord what’s up man yeah just getting our clocked clean this game we get camped a lot so but we should be fine I think we should be able to win this game their

Only focal point will be just the ye and stuff Ramis is like the only anti-cc guy worry about it’s a flash I release them from their pain just got to turn this into a fun game how can I pay attention to this game enough that I can make it a fun game beware

I hear the innocent cry out I SI the dark should fear me a the Shadows are to be feared On Wings Of Night yeah I get one more more day tomorrow or one more day today and I have to go fly over the another day I hear the innocent cry

Out no I did not yet Alex [Applause] yeah we just gave him baring well oh no why oh no what what’s wrong in the dark all is made be yeah I think their team killed the baron all unless you’re talking about art never mind uh yeah stuff like that sometimes

Happen in this game why is the Trin level 16 the hell wait hold on okay what the when am I going to sleep uh well I’m going to play some cod with Cho and then um an eny has SL and then we’ll see on WI what do you think of cod

Alex yeah please what’s your question I smell black Magics teesty what possibly cheat what in League of Legends no you can’t really cheat you can use scripts but that’s about it I hear the innocent cry out okay beware oh my God no you can’t gain levels faster the the

Only thing you can cheat in this game is like how accurate you are with your champion and so that would be with Champions like Zara is more the most common one that people know are like people script for so you know in every single game you know every single

Character has a hit box and whatnot so you can install clients that recently make it so that you Sonic it’s crazy and funny yeah you can’t really cheat in this game it’s really difficult that’s what I like about League the only thing you can cheat is by duoing with somebody

That’s better than you that’s it that’s literally the only like way that people could accuse you of cheating in this game other than that it’s like you know scripting it like we know what Champions people usually script on and scrip in itself is like complicated so to expect yeah smurfing I hate

Smurfy the dark should fear me yeah I can understand that on WI okay can you show them the thing that Tesla showed you you so that they can get you the product that you need like ask them to help you order it okay you should ask them to install

More RAM for you in SSD smell black Magics is that what Tesla recommended you to do decent Chad thundercock I just realized it the tr’s name so funny H we end the uh League of Legends night with a dub yeah the sooner we can get this account to masses the better you hate rats that are sitting

Grass and then jump on you L yay we finally moved up to Gold three took us long enough Jesus game’s really trying to keep me in plat it’s okay we’ll make it the plat then we’ll get in the emerald and then we’ll get in the diamond thanks

Alex I really wish it didn’t take me in this many games but you know it is what it is it is what it is so yo Alex what are your thoughts me playing uh Call of Duty what do you think gotcha I asked about Call of Duty right

Okay so if I play Call of Duty it’s not going to be too weird for you PC is too slow yeah no problem do whatever you want thanks you go pop it we’re just throwing grenades in there their PO is so funny they’re all just on

The on the left side just [ __ ] hiding from the ades oh there’s a guy right out I got him nice nice nice no thank you what up we got three of them or four of Yeah it’s lagging cuz there have so much uh stuff running the short 12 just followed yo what’s up Draven uh any advice let me turn down my Discord for a second uh let me not know when you guys are like finish your round I’ll be here oh

Okay okay uh okay so D sorry if you guys don’t like uh hold on let me mute my mic on stream stream for you guys real quick all right I’ll join oh there’s my bundles okay sorry about that uh Draven you still there I think the dven left he asked for

But can’t give it to if he’s gone oh he’s here will oh [ __ ] get out oh [ __ ] leave with party copy address all right so in hardcore well I added the the [ __ ] Miss U 247 in the playlist of team death match wait now I

We’re still in the game we leave guys in a game you guys are in a game oh oh God I thought I left the time never I’m I’m in the lobby already oh wait yeah rejoin when you the chance or invite you that’s one a sow fight

Mode what Jesus uh I’m trying to figure out how to join again I got you what rank are we playing at by the way dven yeah I’m joining I’m joining good all right that was Platinum 4 are you actually wait your name is Poop what the

[ __ ] for my he’s coming to ask me for advice I can’t tell if he’s trolling t-all this guy’s at 72% wi what do you mean you want advice shut up hell you’re probably Masters like me don’t talk oh muzzle got put on the kick control I am not trolling yeah my

Ass why would you ask for advice you’re doing fine on your own where’s my gun kick there it is what kind of advice would you want how can I possibly offer an advice for you to be better huh you don’t see like an actual gold player your 72% win rate tells that

You’re smurfing on a friend’s account or something like that look man I can’t give advice the players that are better than me or the same level as me that’s like stupid I use no my skin Oh I have to change the game to Call of Duty oh shoot

Hold on I’m not gonna bait you guys the new map the new map for the season Modern Warfare 3 uh call it uh Mr Ren plays Cod oh we’re in Greece all of a sudden okay there right we’re not in que anymore where’s the mini map in this

What is this oh it’s this map we’re just in it no we’re not re I don’t know what this map is guys this is a new map so fun yeah this is new to me I don’t never play this oh we can swim too I forgot about

That oh can we yeah yeah if you jump in water you could be you be a to swim oh [ __ ] oh that’s you thank god oh [ __ ] that’s a guy yeah it’s hardore yeah [ __ ] the hardcore it definitely is I just found out oh were you guys playing core before this

Yeah accidentally was in a COR Lobby where are the people F okay the hell so do we FL oh got him got their King Slayer I’m hanging out towards the back there spawn there’s one guy right here U up see where they are now oh they right here is quite

Something the oh damn dog I just jumped damn oh oh okay so that’s a different area you can go to okay I thought he was going to whoa what that worked down here see if he reps want coming this way I hear somebody where are they oh nice nice nice shot okay they’re

In spawn there see if I can go this way wait why can’t I shoot that that was really silly I have everything turned off oh yo this new hit fire thing is there is a guy camping in area where is he I love this D fire oh also you guys

If you’re if you have a second thereare as a pistol as a second there you use it in the water I can use my AR in the water or you’re submerged or above oh well above when you’re submerged you you can’t use your main weapon oh he’s front on the

Floor I couldn’t hear that Jesus oh [ __ ] how’s the audio for you guys on This oh my God my SP is so terrible there no he’s still wait how you shoot that what I no I couldn’t get him oh you almost got him I got him I finish him you decide to rep peek again I’ll go around okay I’ll push down the

Lane a I couldn’t hit his head I got to this guy where is he oh no it the same guy we killed I wish I guy again I think the guys back there Camp I’ll join you in a sec grenade yeah he is oh I love it you just press the side

Button to do the C oh actually I know wait huh I HIIT fired him too I don’t not hit that shot oh somebody got downed over here Dam oh he ran fast damn all right I got to place low there’s one guy over here in our spawn area

We flip all chance or we good should be guys Ina all some people all right they’re back there oh that was a good shot what gun was that oh that was a one shot kill I want some one shot kill guns where are they I’m actually happy to use

This button on the side for once oh [ __ ] this man’s camping this middle part or whatever it’s called God damn still wearing this stupid man oh he’s not there anymore oh there he is oh okay got him one under water I’m going oh behind the yeah oh [ __ ]

Water oh that’s a person what the hell what was that I saw a little rat peeking over like the top of the freaking thing what was that the rants are B the rants are B clock’s ticking how much time do we have no I just realiz

UAV damn oh they noticed me in the water oh wait yeah they hear you swim too be careful oh there’s a rat got me again get oh [ __ ] op Crouch okay let’s get those that’s where he was guy around my spay is off too we’re all like peppering one

Spot oh [ __ ] I’m in the water no Dam Y how can he see me I go this way this guy is camping oh I missed just by a little bit good one more game though Long Shot 82 M I’ll take it oh [ __ ] he’s still up there oh my Lord

No so that’s an interesting middle area I know that little ramp thing is where a lot of people sit on too oh I was so close God damn Chris you got 20 kills now you know water oh dude you scared the hell out of me never mind oh oh my God kill him

Thank you oh he’s I like this map so far it’s really fun hey oh they got me from the water I was I was swimming in the water killed two of them and they came to look for me got him are they still in the dock

Area is that a heilo oh enemy heo in the sky ah I control my spray I don’t have anything on gun to control the recoil can I shoot at it GG boys GG why can’t I type at the end of the game let me type let me let me type let me in

Got yeah I was trying to shoot it down yeah it’s okay why you can do that it works no way you’re going to no you could if you get like a lot of people to do it it works yeah if everybody shoots it down you get like the hunter thing

You get points for killing it too got a launcher for second use it too who’s the weird freaking guy at the end of the battle pass I wonder year review steam what h no I got a year review from Steam oh get six operator kills while Crouch I got to do talking noan

Operator yeah whoever the weird uh edgy kid on the end of the battle pass is are you talking about the the golden section yeah there he is I see what you’re talking about why are you yeah right here man campaign yeah we captured him I don’t know if we did anything else

Besides that oh that was the guy that you were like picking up and carrying around yeah I want to get d that’s a Korean name op too where’s that right next to Nolan in the c0 section czopp it’s a folklore creature it’s very interesting Oh Ship Miss with the Christmas vers ship Miss

Interesting yeah it’s ship Miss it’s a Christmas theme get ready boys it’s chaotic this is where I use a oh this is shipment what yeah ship I said oh my god oh I gu my my dugs oh my Lord this is going to be absolute chaos

Yeah I want you know wait whoa you can slide hip fire what the Yeah a rifle ow I think I shot some oh my god oh it’s hard point I thought it was Hardcore team death match yeah I added this the playlist hard going to go by so fast there was

Rust I would have added this playlist too oh what was that oh it’s a grada oh I immediately spawned and died shots definitely feel a lot uh this is so chaotic oh oh I just spawned I can’t get on ah who shot me Eddie what going on did I get my

Achievement done I’m so I’m so confused these spaces are really tight yeah it’s really small the small in the game the next boss will be rust automatic shotgun let’s go I love it who wants to fight me shake it off oh all app is this attachment where is laser

Attachment huh I shot you first there’s no way ah me up I just spawned no sorry teammate cuz the haters going all right nice theen the rest of the missions oh [ __ ] oh I couldn’t get the triple damn it okay good there’s no like bonus challenge thank

God oh my God I got a quad nice yo this tax that’s so broken I just got surrounded by people who shooting me over here in the side oh [ __ ] I keep d i SP oh my God oh my God quad feed oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] a bloodthirsty I’ll take it

I just responded I just spawned in and I keep getting killed every time oh [ __ ] double killu ah no y you pulled a brid drone oh I can’t tell what is happening it’s okay you figure it out oh [ __ ] I keep a there’s so many people just turning the corner and dying immediately

Oh oh he’s from the other side my God triple oh that was a teammate sorry I was like who’s shooting at our guy I shot cuz I was surprised as well yeah I saw you shooting a guy I was like who the [ __ ] is

This oh I throw my grenade at a you that was yours damn it it’s okay no worries oh I got SE where does this go let’s drop right here eat the SE boys wait I have a cruise missile too oh [ __ ] everybody get down oh triple kill

Nice well cruise missile as well we might catch up now oh wow oh there’s a guy prone on the ground in the middle oh grenade I just somebody I forgot this is we got to actually hold the point L I was like why is your score not going UPF triple kill

Boy ah no UAV up oh they’re all in the one corner oh I tried getting no I couldn’t switch my gun whoa It’s just getting more and more hectic by the second ah he got from the container what the hell no we down you guys oh triple

Kill no ah I supposed to turn to kill that guy no why did you spawn me here G no it’s like three spawns in the same spot and I keep dying as soon as I spawn no stop game please oh my God oh my God spawned me literally on the Point again

Like four times in a row like literally where everybody’s looking and shooting like spawns is so funny my out myom this is just so funny I can’t see over the freaking oh my God why oh my God I to stay alive down actually you know what I like about

This uh this kind of gives me like the old like uh what’s it called what Call of Duty was it whichever I maybe it was Black Ops 4 but the the accuracy is so nice for the guns yo what the [ __ ] I think I unlock some

Stuff oh there’s a guy in the middle a whoops get them all out all right oh they knew I went the container why they all spawn there holy [ __ ] I’m about to put on my sh they’re all at Point killed most of them oh I shot team there’s just people

Blowing up falling over and dying yeah damn it I had to reload oh my God I ran out miss my shots oh I could jump shoot that any kills no what I sprayed the whole line of oh [ __ ] no keep get out of f freaking fat ass blocking the entire goddamn Tunnel A ah I didn’t kill you ah oh [ __ ] he spoted behind me as I what is going on up wasn’t I think right there Jesus Jesus Christ that was fun though yeah that was pretty cool D who he shoot oh was me no it’s not oh [ __ ] huh

What was that death cam we saw him die what they saw me him H it was four people getting like a ton of kills on their I would like spawn behind them and then okay s go to which one try oh yeah what’s the the chants I unlocked

For this gun that huh what happened kicked out for a second that was weird okay let me go back to editing my gun level 10 now what do I have locked I have a laser a man wait this is a 545 oh oh it’s not 5.56 oh that’s why this

Gun’s weak which one’s better oh where’s that site from like last game uh that only has okay they have it in this game is this karach or wasteline oh God I guess karach everyone’s voting for itone handling or do I want accuracy on handling huh who wait where do you see that the

They the same what the check the DJ look they both have it I see two different ones oh really yeah I see his and then I see the other one oh there is a visual glitch yeah maybe good luck have fun before I kill you

All oh you know I thought was that one map I was like oh [ __ ] L see Panda wearing a freaking skin from Diablo with the guns I have it just like what’s the map look like okay we almost reached the halfway point okay going to sweep team

Behind ah they’re up on the second floor wow okay I oh [ __ ] yeah okay isn’t this where they had Tor and [ __ ] yeah man yeah yeah yeah yeah oh that is a guy oh [ __ ] oh oh one to your left oh D really okay well I’ll use this time to learn this

Map I have no idea of my first time playing this map I have no idea what the hell is here so you can climb up onto this this man was crouching like I get somewhere [ __ ] oh you can go inside oh I Put the Gun Sight my lovely slate reflector

Hello oh there’s one guy acoss Street wow are you kidding me I missed that oh finally got him the king SL Jesus a long ass time I can go through this door where the hell oh there you are scared me that scared me I blew up like right in front of you

Is he pushing on the hallway no he’s not it’s like fighting goam Majin bu there’s a guy on the very south side I guess you call it I get him on like FL some building no the GU back up on the building fin I got him oh God I couldn’t get him double

Kill kill this map looks familiar oh he’s prono next to the car okay I know where he’s camping now did you get him Panda sorry no no I missed every shot get no died where they spawning man I hope nobody’s over here he’s on the second floor you missed

Them you thank God I saved your ass he was looking at you he’s looking his lips oh behind you he’s on the thatched roof double watch bro dude you should have saw it that guy was just eyeing you he was like I saved you this time yeah get the

Guy in the window he’s right there cross I got him I got him I got him yeah I got him I got I’m blind I don’t know what these locations are watch out watch out I’m going to go right oh can you climb this what the

Hell is this oh it’s just a trash can oh [ __ ] got him three is it three kills for UAV I thought it four all right I got to [ __ ] that bloody wanker oh never mind somebody cover me cruise missile got you [ __ ] oh I just saw one of them die

Right in front of me very no I missed I could shoot through the car a damn that car’s on a tank all right Pand I get your back checking right all right right across oh I see him got him oh nice y he’s still up there oh there’s

Two more in the back spawn damn it nice got him Ang these rats oh I see a care package from follow it damn it oh where is he that’s where he is I got him I saved your whoever’s back that was oh you hiding in the freaking dumpster alley right there

Jesus right now I know no oh second floor window and the Hotel oh what the hell did he get you too why can’t I hit him oh Jesus all right take two UAV that is a guy oh he St that carold Baskin Carol oh Carol got delivery oh no oh they have a

Turret oh yeah they put a turret on top of a rooftop I can’t get it is that a guy that’s not a go I’m so stupid [ __ ] I got put a proximity mine underneath that’s why and they really want to make sure they had rats in this

Game oh he they keep on running into the wall I see where he was now what the hell is this y oh my God yeah there’s a lefal that’s that’s basically good mini cluster mod well a lefal lethal oh lethal Gren oh he’s up on the roof behind the

AC unit all right I was like what the hell I got him you got the guy that’s camping up there nice yeah oh thank you whoever the turet Carol Bas the turret can kill the turret shoot down oh this guy’s still up here couldn’t get it you should already smacking m ah damn

It just flanked him oh wait huh okay can we all right I’m going to let you go ahead and bait that guy what that turret is so annoying I get it I’ll get this immortal guy all right we got him finally damn I have CL where to go

From missed watch out watch out there there a turret a got your little care package going to steal it from you now I think the turret thought I could be wrong [ __ ] someone else is here kill who got oh my God he spawned right for his care package what the

Heck well that’s good I could have had that for us top sh this the middle oh no whatever they have advanced UAV hey may what’s up welcome back how’s your day wait is it may or boyriend friend who who am I talking to now they share their Twitch account

So I don’t know if I’m talking to the girlfriend or to the boyfriend [ __ ] damn it I got a [ __ ] body but not a [ __ ] tracker oh huh I was reloading I pressed R and I reloaded oh well oh oh that’s that’s not that was the last kill I’m just playing uh both

The left I woke up so L how when did you go to sleep why are you up now yeah look No they head shot my ass I’m just playing cod with the [Laughter] boys like the most the it’s okay we’re learning I top fraged with the deaths top frag the death it’s funny I got a new bag attachment what was that I have one more level apparently sorry 60 [ __ ]

Rounds oh those the last attachment 48 what’s my default is 30 oh okay oh you grinding your Smurf nice more weird Jan roaming I need prepare eyes shipment L is that isn’t that sunk cost fallacy I lost so many games but I have to keep going you can stop

You can just sit and relax and just watch me and the boys just kick it and kill kids that are 18 plus by the way because you can’t obviously play this game unless you R it mature I’m T today oh really okay I know that shipment again oh we’re on oh domination

No oh my gosh I’m going bring up the going to kill everything I see bring up the rocket launcher what the a oh my [Applause] God than you what the oh I actually shot oh I think it was Willows in front of me the oh I’m

Sorry dude dude it’s way too close man too see That oh I’m sorry Jesus she [ __ ] start twerking on me fander just killed me I seriously k out with yeah I really want ah I want my attachments too God damn it what the I just spawned with all of them you leave me alone can’t even hear what you

Said they’re all oh my God eat my pistol [ __ ] I dude I had no choice oh my lord it’s too chaotic no oh God ah my shot hey hey what you do no hit me with your shots if you can hit me [ __ ] no oh I get we in position

That why did they spawn me in front of homelander they just spawned me oh you know what that’s fine I killed enough teammates that I won’t have to worry about killing teammates again what cuz I can’t tell it spawns me in front of the enemy and then it spawns me like

Behind the enemy oh my God all right so I got a what is it called oh put a tur I’ll see you when you come back man see you good luck okay put a turret down I believe you can turn that account around I believe in you thank you I’ll see you

When you get back you mother wait there’s a turret I want wait is there no ghost in this can you not get Ghost oh my God I get Fu that think yeah you think I think you did dude he just slipped right past you get him L is that a that’s not an

Enemy I love t i the rifles well [ __ ] marks rifles oh I’m so sorry I Ked you oh you’re using the Maran rifle with that caned thing have to TX that’s so funny oh my God S I don’t know how to do that okay so it’s so it’s Crouch V so

Yeah it’s the same melee button so it has to be when you’re aiming downsides though okay huh no okay so Crouch I just flashbanged myself oh [ __ ] Crouch no I don’t know when I press v i melee no so look you got to hold down

Sight and then press it okay so so aim down sight hold down a down sight and then press it press V I’m just I don’t know okay I have to try it out some other time I don’t know why God damn it I might have it binded to Something Different yeah what’s

Your did you change your melee no my melee is V okay look I’m punching like this I punched his teammate and it killed me so did you get it to work or not I I’m pressing melee I I’m I’m aiming down sights and pressing B let me see hold on it’s got turn

What so when I hold down side and I press V or my side button okay so when you aim down so when you right click with your mouse and you press V behind whatever your other hot key is for what are you using well I have a

What’s this one oh my God I got SVA 545 what is it assault rifle it’s assault rifle Jesus watch out I’m dead yeah I threw a bomb at you okay watch him from Heaven oh I couldn’t shoot the guy on the ground whoops yeah I’m trying no one’s killed that guy yet oh

[ __ ] oh damn I head shot with the Dan oh my God that’s czy okay let me try this again right click V right click middle Mouse button maybe nope that’s me moving like don’t press it at the same time like do one thing and then okay right click so hold down right click

Right right just hold it down uhhuh and then press the be button don’t hold it just press the Buton okay still not work no it’s not doing it what the hell is killing us uh it’s the the helicopter yeah they’re getting a lot of kills from this

Out yeah don’t worry about it I’m not losing sleep over it I’ll figure it out some I got it I got it I got it thanks homie oh yeah that’s right it’s not a based on the number of kills this game oh a turret I shot RPG I don’t ah shot me in

The yeah that is trapping us my teammate got in front shooting it they blew me and them up is he just jumping behind that box that’s funny oh he’s inside the oh Justa I’ll just focus on killing you guys cap ow I can’t do this thing I’ll just be an

Old man that uses the old is such a [ __ ] I shot him in the leg and he died give me I will kill you all shut up I will kill you oh [ __ ] hey hey who what you do what is going on get off of

Me oh why can’t I hit that guy on the ground uh-oh he went into the box run he’s in the Box I got you guys PR shot why would you do that to me I Sav me oh I saved Us stop stop stop it stop oh it’s a turret oh oh where is s oh thank you for your assist come out come out oh hello a no I had to switch to my pistol remember switching to your sidearms faster than the turret got me again get him

Eddie I see Ed on his name so I’ll say ow Jesus no ow no a how’d you get up be already oh oh oh my God it’s sotic oh my God my fov just goes up how did he kill me yeah I get this other weird glitch whenever I shoot

Them they [ __ ] shoot back at me dude yeah weird glitch man I don’t know you got to report that bug to Activision I heard they uh they uh you know reduced the people that do that oo oh [ __ ] ah oh who hit me whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa not cool man stop doing

Drugs oh tur tur tur the tur’s right here oh my God I got it no I didn’t do anything I just build I just killed myself what’s the rifle full auto oh oh to freak the turret break the turret Angel nice oh I blew it up I blew it up I’m sorry

No I he hadit a teammate okay good I just killed myself oh I’m so sorry it’s okay don’t worry it’s crazy come out oh there’s one more guy [ __ ] I almost had you [ __ ] ah oh I shot his foot we love foot shots somebody shot me

In the back what the hell who who whoa who get off that box who gave you permission a oh my God I killed myself with a bomb no what level do you need me to unlock the Hilo H I don’t know we should got a soon though

I’m assuming we’re at Double XP right now cuz there’s no way we’re level this fast I hope it’s double XP I’m level 21 right now yeah we level too fast for anything I just got homelander gun oh I love that dude good job take his gun and

Use it against them whoa whoa what’s going on it’s a sniper take these guys out the points oh he was hiding outside the container oh my God no two more points behind ow GG oh my God how did we get a tie that’s crazy and it’s like the back score isn’t

It I guess wait how did somebody must have neutralized it or makes sense no I think I know how it happened so what happened was is that we had the lead somebody finished capturing the point on the enemy team it was 199 to 198 they got two points we got one point

So that’s how it went to 200 200 what [ __ ] all that all right run it back run it back all right so I Maxes l so what happens to it now oh you maxed out a weapon yeah so what happens after this you tell Chief let me take off this laser under

Barrel can I put my stuff FTE Ripper yes back from hell so wait do I give camos oh who brought me dinner who’s putting something in the microwave this this you better make sure you brought enough for everyone [ __ ] oh my heater oh that’s your heater Oh I thought it was your

Microwave I was like dude if you’re about to make Hot Pockets you better make me one I dropped my hot pocket you dropped your hot pocket ience oh no that’s going to say 5sec rule but apparently we were on two different kinds of Hot Pockets bro this heater is on its last

Leg every time it turns it rattles and shakes L what do you what kind of heater are you’re using is it like one of those like plugin to the outlet like you turn on the knob and it’s like a like a heated coil one well you plug it in and you plug it

In the the I don’t even L you don’t know how your heater works why am I running so slow probably cuz you’re not pressing shift how is this map oh it’s the map that we played before I do know is like I press this is like the first map we played together

That one night yeah this is my favorite map oh my God there’s someone up here my God what is going oh he’s hiding in the corner okay oh I got him thank you you’re welcome oh oh never mind I’m sorry Z what’s up man how you doing thank you for got him what

The he’s in the room I can’t hit him oh I’m sorry oh damn watch out for my bomb I didn’t know you finished him already so I was just firing into there don’t worry I saw I just put a claymore randomly on the floor whoever tou miss

My spray I almost had a come up this way I know you coming where you going to peek I’m ready go what the oh there’s some I got a head shot that water drip drop noise is so loud move away from it no no I know but it’s

Like it’s like so like over realistic oh oh that’s where he was waiting all the way back there oh my God you play caught in a while well it’s okay you can play it through me got you [ __ ] yo I just killed a chicken in a cage what nothing wrong eating poo Polo

Hey who killed you up here oh [ __ ] you you play War Z on DMZ DM wait hold on let me see got to pull my chat I said bot l I haven’t bought a cod in a while yeah yeah yeah there’s nothing wrong with playing the freeto play why

Not sheesh I mean these cards are expensive they’re not cheap I got a UAV cras missile all right I’m going toop guyle oh there’s all of them right there I can’t ping them but they’re all right here clustered I found them I got you double kill

Bye he’s right there right there in the window where are they he’s in this in Warehouse building oh oh they’re behind us too now I got to get there got him okay I’m on my last mag oh give me Amo damn all right I need a what is this

Oh SE get him eat him wait what one guy up theet behind uh triple kill I think I got a triple right there one guy up here he’s still up here where is he yeah he’s right there to the right to the right to the I can’t climb up

Quick I got got him I got him I got him I got there’s some boy traps behind him oh no there’s two back here [ __ ] oh my hello who back here ah long shot head shot I will take that yummy get off that roof I can see you ow whoa who got

You I’ll go this way so how does this work whoa where’d he get you from he’s uh in the middle of those buildings oh got a okay y that was bizarre we got him all right heading this way now no way I got to collat on his Jesus

Yeah I finally cut up to jjk [ __ ] Peak why jumped past this one guy he didn’t even care about his friends L wait is that enemy is that a package the level two oh [ __ ] damn I did oh this is a Counter UAV mule kind muzzle helps with this

Oh oh I missed my spray God damn it oh G ah oh oh he’s behind the hood of the car damn it I almost got him there lot oh is he up there oh my God there’s guy over there on the roof right there did you just

Empty your whole clip I did then he shot me ohy I shot a helmet where’d he go who shot me for be oh that was a good one shot what gun was that oh they climbed me back in what there’s a sniper up there oh damn got two no it’s no

The king Slayer oh pistol him oh there’s one more damn it there’s no way can we actually um no okay you can’t okay you can’t do TX St on a sniper OB wait why am I climbing get off that was that goat like a goat how the hell did he even see

Me oh cuz he use this ice I’m just kidding hello where are they I hear people get off oh there’s one guy next to me how did I not see him oh my God whoa 57 me the pistol [ __ ] get out that room oh that in the

Room yeah you saw him after I died zon glad you saw him sh that man in the knees which side are they coming from now oh oh no he’s up on the freaking roof above you guys God almost killed him who closed the door oh they’re back this

Way oh no I I should have sweeped to the right could have played that a little bit better oh I missed hey you look at my ass you’re good no I missed oh nice ah oh from the side wait where’s he dropping us from oh a mute

Himself oh no oh sorry I was mut did you say yes when you asked that question no I’m the last one no I think I was the last one no I I came down the hallway and he just sniped my legs off we’ll see we’ll see yeah this

Guy got me oh [ __ ] good n that was good what is that gun he hit me with one one round you pretty good thanks znon I did all right I could have played this one a little bit better there are a couple silly dusts that I had this m

This is like my third time playing this map so I could have played this one a little bit better oh God I got 21 death three kills you’re good man we’re learning yeah I know but there’s still a little bit more I could have learned for that round like a

Couple of angles I could have peaked a little bit better instead of just like like like the way that I was peeking Z on is I was like I was learning the map I was like what is around this corner stuck my face out got a shot off

Help ship Miss L we have no choice but to play this map why you even give us the option to vote then there’s a how these guys level 100 already Jesus I guess the game’s been out for one season already Jesus man 189 yeah that dude’s 189 I don’t know

Man oh snip on this yeah oh no is this the container one yeah 29 levels of this Tye [ __ ] dude she going is it capture the point again or just this uh what you call it oh my god oh this is the hardcore uh confirm kill

Confirm give me them tags yep got one give me them tags what is going on somebody has a grenade launcher Jesus Christ that’s crazy yo I keep dying as I spawn in dead again better one h no problem ow this a heal already yo oh oh damn oh not today aveng me

Jesus Oh I want to go pick up his tag I was baited I can’t see he’s got grenade launchers again run it’s worse than a juggernaut oh I’m [Applause] sorry I saw you running up for that tag I thought you trying to deny it triple kill all right I’m going in give

Me these tags oh I no ammo ah I spell you I smell you you dirty monkey give me ow get these TS get off the Box you ugly bastard no no denied kill let’s go oh my God stop that ow no I need to one oh

Ah oh you smacked me with the grenade launcher oh God wait why can’t I hit fire that God damn it come on I started blasting I know I started blasting hey a dude guy slid stood in front of me like a a door stop and I couldn’t get up the top the

Thingy I actually like how fast my reaction is for this game it’s really [Applause] nice oh Jesus that was a good RPG oh good slide shot oh hey a I just spawned I shot two people on our team you oh nice Phantom and uhu how do you slide oh

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I prob unlock the scope whatever what do I get can I use like red that a an [ __ ] oh enemy spotted Nani where ah he spawned right in front of me a oh my God why why they Spawn Two in front of

Me I get two point blank like what the dude the spawning is even better in this grenade launcher oh my Lord oh [ __ ] who’s blocking me ass hell yeah I collect the tags I’m the tagman I confirm God I just SP freaking charge ah it’s kind of useless GG’s G spray

Oh no did I get killed last I don’t know did you triple double baby call me Lebron double digit deaths let’s go what are you even doing tonight Zan why are you even up it’s like 1:54 a.m. oh no it’s 2:1 now got fix this got take the [ __ ] s off so

Useless all right level 22 come on gun I need three more levels gun Smithy oh god there so many different [ __ ] muscle attachments what’s good this that that’s a cool muzzle the all right I’ll go with it have you guys had G gel no [ __ ] I’ve heard about it but I

Never I don’t think i’ would try it so you said suppressors you don’t like the suppressors what you said you don’t like the suppressors just for this sniper cuz this sniper is already slow as it is so it’s not my kind of thing I might just

Put on different kind of mus dude these freaking pressors don’t add more damage for the assault rifles the hell all right well that’s interesting you see the press one for details uh oh the press one for details you just hover over it a single attachment okay is it right click or no

So if you go to your selections like you saw my screen just hover over and press one oh you press one it show you the details all about what it changes got you got you all right I’ll take a look at that next time or maybe I can do it here

Gunsmith you do one nah yeah not here again yeah it’s my favorite I just wanted to SN dude you know to be honest this shipment uh what’s it called we get to level up faster so there you go there your positive for today the voices the

Voices all right all right got a kill confirmed I missed y tag him and bag him ow oh oh no let me to shoot t a Jesus why’ you kill them sorry teammate what the oh my God sorry teammate it’s okay I need to kill enough

Of you if you don’t get out of the way I’m going to kill you oh sh I saw somebody else no come back there we go baby oh I shot it’s okay I thought I shot something I was like what you definitely shot something oh [ __ ] sh okay I killed enough teammates good

Oh D now I can spray like there’s no tomorrow die you bastards oh Hilo careful you see OverWatch yeah it’s their enemies OverWatch oh I know should have killed me I lock ammo like the whole [ __ ] team spawned when I was going tag I green help

Oh oh he came up behind you and killed you [ __ ] Bro there explosive rounds for this I’m [ __ ] done I’m coming explosive rounds for my sniper taking out the helicopter the sniper explosive no I want to pick up the tags you uglies oh whoops sorry good thing it killed me only fire on

That a but that guy was not friendly he’s the opposite what the [ __ ] oh I’m alive what furry kill oh that’s St damn dude hey no he’s running right past you guys ah oh and a head shot oh [ __ ] n me n Me oh there’s a guy prone in there I KN once yo there’s a shot somebody oh [ __ ] the tens turret oh the Sentry CH just went after me are you sniping it yeah I’m shooting the explosive round L apparently it spawned me from a guy that was inside of our little tunnel and

Then somebody blew him the [ __ ] up oh it’s you Jesus Christ oh my God e what is this oh supped like oh my point bled his ass explosive round why did I pick up some of these gun behind Kiding it’s to 113 right oh [ __ ] oh they flipp behind me the hell oh [ __ ] thank youus no watch out for my C oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no choice use the pistol GG’s nice it’s none of me She damn what do we wait no that definitely is a cup of ice not nuts this time it’s nuts it is oh my God all right let me try this out weapon gunsmith one no it saves I don’t want to save it you stupid oh you my favorite I love these

Numbers ooh it tells you everything mono oh wow huh what’s gun screen oh my the talking cat Jesus Christ talking cat one battle buddy uh yep I have that little cat better not put on that red laser otherwise you might not see me for the rest of the match

Remember that stupid line let me get water while we’re loading into game wait what the hell is that disco looking at probably the four time what was this hangover oh is this the Christmas version of what is this oh he [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uhoh not this one oh

[ __ ] I was stuck at the window payback Buster what the hell wait isn’t this that map from that one game that you played on that old map or old highrise bro show yourself oh [ __ ] just a Christmas version of it sorry that’s my fault that’s my grenade ow no

Move how did they get on the cranes you could jumped there yeah before yeah it was like it used to be a glitch back there but now since you’re able to B with [ __ ] it’s actually buyable oh [ __ ] this way ah what the hell what are you shooting

At oh [ __ ] underneath guys he’s coming he’s under his spawn can you make it off to the roof got him ow Sonic all right can use here we go this gu on the cran I’ll get him got you [ __ ] that’s so funny can’t stop me from coming from the

Sky just kills only the people all the on the CR that’s it I see you back there he’s hiding me on Deployable Shield you said over oh oh freaking oh I quick scoped his ass oh eat it buddy oh there’s someone Behind the B Yeah in

Our spawn area can you go back here oh it’s just an elevator damn oh [ __ ] this man was waiting for somebody to come oh that’s still oh thank you Jesus oh never I’ll take that triple they all just lined up for me thank

You give up is he in the bar area oh he went this way he’s in this room got him blood thirsty is he still around here is he come here did I oh sorry my bad all right another cruise missile go Dam are you going to find me don’t find

Me I I’m not real I’m Santa Claus oh thank you teammate shot him I’m going oh get him off of me e oh he’s in the door or whatever that is see behind you he’s coming through the door oh was at this moment killed you guys in the oh

[ __ ] this area is too open I’m scared help me oh I see you come here come here where you going you little rat bastard hey what you do stop that King Slayer is now dead whoa oh [ __ ] there’s some guy in there are we the [ __ ] oh yeah Jesus

Jesus he M his M been muted that whole time oh you had your mic muted I was to say I was saying stuff riperino what were you say you do MAA is competitive now oh oh my shoulder I only had four kills damn creat Dr what is that weird unlock

Noise it’s not that cool they tried to make it sound too cool he was like like okay oh Jesus come on let me edit my stuff why why is this glitched oh my God yeah no wonder they sold as a DLC I can’t even change my weapons or my

[ __ ] I have to sit here and stare and wait until he ends the game hopefully next Lobby doesn’t do that oh yeah I been playing music oh yeah you can’t play music on stream well no duh I’m playing it for myself you’re playing with yourself yeah yeah yeah that’s exactly what I

Said oh my gosh oh my Lord oh [ __ ] oh my Lord Lord oh I believe this got Shield oh this is just kills yeah just team death match oh that guy was prone oh my Lord got the one shot kill oh some beat me with the oh he’s in the

Container get out the way that’s what I was trying to do Mele like both of you blocked the door like I can’t move I was trying to move too it wasn’t no I know I know I know I know I cleared the way that’s

All oh what the hell it was you who kill me there you go what the [ __ ] I just turned Corner nice this was pretty good one all right give up let’s go oh he’s on the floor ow he did the sliding T ah die oh wa oh nice shot ah why would you

Sp here what is that it’s a sentry gun yo is there a turret yeah right here it’s in our spawn it’s to tur dead will oh get Qui scope buddy I apolog oh [ __ ] there’s of oh they’re oh my God somebody threw a th grenade turn [ __ ] D just SP I hit

Him what bro I’m sped just killing us it’s crazy oh man damn it grite pass unlock the [ __ ] is that no I couldn’t get him oh shitu oh my gosh huh oh I got St oh shoot oh he’s [ __ ] there no [Laughter] Jesus the fall was so dramatic oh God it’s level five still God on what’s next a level n Next grp Level 12 no five by five no be better optics oh yeah my gosh it’s both chip Miss mhm if we have a choice to vote oh my

God I can finally Al change my freaking weapons mosquito jome nope overwat chilo where’s my V at complete a eight daily challenges to unlock vetal Jet what wait why did know the daily challenges that I did recently count I did three of them today what oh yeah my

Packag let’s go to what was your address again it was your yeah man uh Stupid Pennsylvania Avenue oh I I missed damn got the fire shotgun out he’s got the river damn this guy got the river of blood the river blood oh I almost got a [ __ ] kill streak oh he

Pro I got him oh no two more show up oh damn it damn it what is going on oh my God that man showed up like nowhere one of our people might be AFK a probing a see damn D did you [ __ ] just kill Chris did I I don’t think so yeah you

Did it said goo oh IED to shoot him oh he’s on the ground it says one shot one kill but I shoot my oh I almost colled him holy [ __ ] oh my God it spawns you right across from the turret dear Lord hold on I got a I got a rocket

Launcher where is it that was not a turret but it was a person God Chris cover me I’m Cru missile Cruis takes so long the fire especially in this map ah shotguns are really good in this oh yeah espe shotgun are the best all right dropping in the back of the spawn

Don’t move back there get 10 oper kills that dying I killed the guy IED a friend what a trick shot [ __ ] grenade one of each kind should be the achievement that’s the both for oh he’s on the ground a this is hardcore uh whatever it’s called hardpoint

Whatever how is it three oh yep CU I’m not playing for the point I’m playing the kill I’m going to kill all of You oh that guy like freaking he’s like inchworming on the ground oh my God what’s in your head I can’t see cuz of the SL grenade no oh I will point this time damn it that’s cuz I sat on the point for like 5 seconds and got the lead hey no stop I’m

Sorry I got three class really oh I didn’t even notice a teamate guys have a shot gun or something grenade grenade there’s a guy camping in the corner thanks for telling us d oh he went prone oh reloading F oh [ __ ] I love my

Gun d i suot oh I missed all my shots no scope his ass I thought that was [ __ ] I was stunned in the main I was like oh [ __ ] oh I killed somebody what oh no oh he’s prone I just saw a guy turn the corner and he [ __ ] flipped

Around he did a whole back flip oh no I just Spa come on no I just spawn a I couldn’t hit him oh she died me that was crazy I got I was [ __ ] hit them pistol shots I got so many kills with the pistol oh it’s me [ __ ]

Damn those shotgun kills are violent I saw hope gu just do a [ __ ] back flip cuz he got shot in the legs I love the rag dolls in this game so realistic you ever shot yourself in the in the leg before than a shotgun I’m just imagining like they’re

Like in the game studios like you know we got to test how far is the body actually going to fly if we shoot at one meter range who wants to volunteer you’ll get increased pay rag doll no just get one of those crash dummies that they have for the cars like the airbags

Yeah wait why am I living up the best that I was using sniper stock W oh nice ship Miss again I still have the rubies Cube I love picking ship Miss look ship miss one and ship miss two I wonder where they going to put out ship Miss

Three dude do you have the Rubik’s Cube still oh no way no you don’t you [ __ ] broke it you destroyed it you took it apart and then you told osar that you did it and he’s like oh yeah I can fix it and I’m like oh well I already threw it out that’s

Funny wait I finished maxing out this gun oh what other guns he use okay the MTZ what is this yo Chris you think you could get me that drink I the what the drink I sent you s me a drink yeah drink yo are these guys a team why same skin

Almost oh I’m sorry I’m sorry I got all these kill stuff got a flamethrower oh my God that’s all my God watch out she’s oh that plastic with the plastic oh there guy the FL yo oh my God Barrel crazy I’m glad damn just kiding oh this a good sign

Grenade oh they’re all in one corner over here oh damn they [ __ ] jumped on the wall right in the cooch just Kidd I shot about thighs again ah oh no dude there’s like three gages running over there Jesus I see one two there’s two of these [ __ ] they’re ugly as [ __ ] oh

Man a wall bang her damn oh my God what is that I’m alive oh my God I got to CL my killing will what CL is the vi enemy oh sorry the [ __ ] funniest [ __ ] well the game decided to spawn you in front of me like what can I

Say like they literally smacked you like facing my Direction with you oh she was prone okay oh [ __ ] she’s PR Dam it give me Nicky Minaj again give me that oh my Lord damn it I got him oh good [ __ ] oh damn it I got the triple freaking Nicki

Mines that’s probably two the the other chick has like white hair I think you got the triplets triet oh they got oh I wall got some Barrel oh I’m sorry I know you to shoot barel once oh I oh they’re all in the container oh oh I couldn’t I SW too

Slow oh my God they all [ __ ] spawn oh [ __ ] hey what the [ __ ] is this you’re going to run into them uh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Cruis us time where are you all spawning I’m Coming For That Ass not a sry turret is it ours oh we we have our own s turret amazing

Finally oh they all just spawned L I killed two of them at least Jesus they all came out like a whole Army oh my my Lord don’t run ah Nikki Nicki [ __ ] oh I got two I got her sh oh man oh they’re all [ __ ] camping in the corner on man and Explosion just see Nicki Nicki Minaj just do [ __ ] back Nicki Minaj yo she just did a jump shot on me seeing the bodies raged allll his oh should have missed oh my God so lucky he almost killed you our teammate shot me I don’t know yes oh [ __ ]

Oh oh nice shote oh I ran out of rounds God damn it yo I spawned in and B no [ __ ] ah whoa a all they said you SE switching in shotguns let’s go I’ll take the challenge thanks for the triple kill idiots level five oh F SC this gun at number five oh

Sh no [ __ ] [ __ ] him up Jesus [ __ ] him up oh I didn’t realize oh they got a oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that running around what the [ __ ] is that got [ __ ] bashing I’m just it’s just [ __ ] barely through US Mo so fast fire will not I couldn’t get it [ __ ] a

[ __ ] [ __ ] what don’t know what’s happening so L big ey small face I like what no you have big face you know you have big eyes my face I like oh my God that scared the hell out of me I I got to reload every time I SP in

Jeez boy what we lost yeah oh T Eradicator [ __ ] damn I died 5050 times I D 59 oh my [ __ ] control Dro anything is that not what I’m using not my eyes are going blurry what’s the map now time going is this my again m i starting feel

It what starting to feel myself nodding off C’s putting me to sleep again dude I was like falling asleep like half asleep last match I don’t know like all the excited screaming and killing like put me to sleep oh I quick this dumb ass oh [ __ ] was worth Y what happens if I

Fall uh you’ll die you die can I fall yeah test it out you jump off the side no scope I jump no death we flip the other on the right on the left on the left yeah I got him I got him it’s a dance floor there is a [ __ ] guy scoping down

There oh [ __ ] he got me wow not going to be this dumbass has a red laser sight and he’s hiding in the corner and I just saw it he was [ __ ] so obvious oh my God all right I change my laser nice where are yo I’m about to do all my Christmas shopping

Tomorrow that is the worst idea well we don’t have another yes Christmas what one is going around nice all right oh [ __ ] where oh [ __ ] shoot you from oh [ __ ] oh my God he got him ni I got him oh oh [ __ ] what was that oh J the

Stairs I jumped off the edge God damn it yo what the [ __ ] I unlocked the gun for doing it though hello Jesus behind you where I got him I’m at their spawn oh oh how oh you the game put me at their spawn yeah that happens every got him thank

You oh both of them [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh the oh we’re on this side now there’s a guy on the crane oh my god oh you got him you got nice his name is Jesse Senpai oh god oh on the crane watch out got him thank God yo what’s what’s the

Weirdest person High School like that you remember who anybody who me or Chris just I’m talking to all of yall I’m be swear to God if you say me Ang uh maybe my axe oh yeah she did like to get around other I was talking about the her obsession with like

Kids what the [ __ ] hey what yeah didn’t I tell you already tell me she she was like insanely obsessed yeah she wanted to have no I told you she wanted to have a baby with Brian Jesus Christ but he he [ __ ] realized how insane so he

[ __ ] broke it off with it yeah the Brian we know he [ __ ] he’s like yeah she’s [ __ ] insane she’s a teacher now so just makes it weird there are two of them in the [ __ ] I didn’t even realize well what what I didn’t realize will damn how about you Chris was

Uh there’s a chick who got her like she got a lot of pieres and like dyed her hair a lot of times the one time though she’s like s a nude around the whole school and like found out somehow uh just like should pierc go her likeing breast I was like oh

What damn that’s hot as hell that’s hot as hell got caught broid oh top right on the tank oh never mind he’s dead he [ __ ] the gas tank on the top on the right it blew up oh he’s still alive yeah I got somebody 99 meters holy [ __ ] damn [ __ ] that’s long

Shot got him there’s a guy at our spawn my killed oh Ohad topad I got him nice never mind somebody else all right oh they got me man I really hope I’m not the last that’s crazy no no you were the last nice oh he’s oh someone was about k

Damn Chuck norish got 4kd got 575 what will go oh yeah he is as whatever F on Thanksgiving that we didn’t have any boo what when we went to Kevin’s house yeah so apparently Karen’s sells alcohol the [ __ ] but he doesn’t have Al he keeps cutting off from me yeah you

Are kind of cutting off though Angel dead ass yeah that ass oh this thing’s only $6 oh [ __ ] strawberry Soldier oh so is good it’s like the only thing like Curry’s drink oh if you watch any K Dr you’re see Soldier anywhere that’s that’s the

Funny part can you get it for me you just buy a wh Spirit [ __ ] I can’t I know joking oh yeah you can order alcohol off of um Amazon are you serious yeah you can buy wine and [ __ ] oh that’s so funny wait oh oh it’s this map I got to

Get the other load yo just a one shot kill I don’t I don’t know how yo your character has beeno equip a Shot For You ch oh is this not hardcore it is I just got a triple yes it definitely is I I got [ __ ] damn this guy hit us with two

Shots someone hasn’t don’t like that what oh I just lagged that was so weird oh I just got four kills oh [ __ ] no I a bro oh good [ __ ] fellas [ __ ] no oh oh [ __ ] oh I shot Angel [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ] was an last second oh [ __ ] what the

Hell [ __ ] D you killed me twice in the literally after I resp you killed me and then immediately after I respawn you killed me again you you literally turned the corner and did it again oh [ __ ] off enemies at bro right behind me oh [ __ ] they were ah

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Out I’m just trying to step buddy God damn a shut up this who oh I shot T by accident K me wow oh I accidentally shot our teammate so funny oh I crouch shot him oh another day another victory for the OG’s oh [ __ ] I just SP God damn who is

That guy he’s [ __ ] I saw that watch your backage you oh he’s on the [ __ ] container oh God they’re all over there oh they were oh I almost got the third one God [ __ ] off teammates I kill somebody how long did I pass out [ __ ] um 20 minutes

Maybe oh my God you were on the call the whole time L I just woke up Jesus I can’t remember when I blocked holy [ __ ] I got it I got it I got the last kill me one I died immediately afterwards hey let’s go yeah let’s go this to your mom just

Shot mom get the camera he got his first kill cam damn he got 55 confirmed kills I get a level 10 what is this wonder what I got for my Gun gun kick control that nice oh I almost made it to level 23 nice do the BS holy [ __ ] my gun is leveling up like crazy I up to no from five to n damn Cali mon that good old Team Deathmatch sh it’s our favorite map guys I guess that’s why I fell

Asleep too much killing no just too much shipment too much Shi myself to sleep well turn off it’s too it’s too consistent at this point it’s like oh y sh come on open up the other containers up top come on we got to go to the second floor BR if this was Vanguard

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Behind us behind the Left Behind oh [ __ ] shot me ass see I recharge my batteries I’m ready to go now and I get shot in the face in the process UAV I use it oh [ __ ] no no I was reloading just I got the guy on

The oh he’s got in the Box [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my teammate oh you know oh so if you’re slide and you’re shooting then you can’t okay oh I TR to T me oh I turn the corner and immediately [ __ ] B you got like lost like [ __ ] oh

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Though yo who is crazy person dude oh yeah vet that is vet oh my God there’s finally a vetle in the game I see one of those in ages ah oh I SC over his head I keep forgetting I’m ATT in this gun now should use it at some point

[ __ ] what I head shot did I head shot him I did oh [ __ ] stupid oh wait huh no just kidding she’s just camping on all right fellas I’m going go to bed now all right oh I got the most kills nice all that’s fun all right guys good night good night power pointed

M scavenger gloves all right let’s get out this playist turn it back to normal La wait huh why were we wait mind you want it no no no I was just wondering like wait hold on why why are we doing this now I said after that game I was going

Oh oh oh are you sleeping again will was I asleep when you said that or was I awake no you’re awake sight hell’s the regular one the [ __ ] I get rid of it oh under pass oh okay it’s this map again huh all right let’s do

It I didn’t edit my gun oh well I’ll use iron sights or maybe I can attach something let’s see spawn whoa gun so fast oh I missed 150 damage five hits really oh fing F them yeah oh I don’t like the spray on this

The hell how do I make this go back to normal now oh should have was coming oh he’s up on the roof okay damn it how are you not dying with the first couple of shots oh he came behind me no I lost The oh oh I need to set this gun back to theault just sucks keep the Ripper on though he’s in the building the hell oh my God man this guy doesn’t one shot kill there’s lots of people behind us oh man thank you thank you for thank

You oh my God they don’t die what the heck oh is it because we’re playing core oh [ __ ] just realized that we are playing core I was to say like why are they not dying I was like I saw the mini map in the court I like that’s not

Normal that’s all right I was just wondering I was like I shot that guy like I’m pretty sure like oh my God I hate that oh [ __ ] like goddamn assault oh my God it took so long damn it oh man oh [ __ ] wor sh friend UAV oh my God nice good stun a

Grenade oh [ __ ] a damn I’m reloading oh [ __ ] wasn’t me damn oh No I change this there we go okay and then oh I got it right oh it is which one oh now this is more like it was faster I think [ __ ] wow oh it’s a scrap here what spawning on this side side where every Deployable Shields oh he was prone on the floor

What good camping spot okay King Slayer Revenge I’ll take it who tossed a flash grenade oh [ __ ] oh my God from Southwest lines can’t see anything with the lag man oh nice Shoto up dude we’re all just holding this one spot it’s crazy oh they finally got me it’s all

Right I K cruise missile here can I shoot it through the roof it’s class baby there we go thanks glad that you can actually shoot it through a glass roof this time oh there he is he’s on that container thingy I think this is the second time

We’ve gotten or at least I’ve gotten to play on the shipment where you where’ you snipe from oh it’s your teammate oh he’s still br oh that’s Pro guy a I had a UAV active that’s why UAV all right I’ll back there huh where is that is I missed

No a I was hiding in the shoe shop ugly [ __ ] oh nice shot oh there they are okay had a pretty good angle there’s no no way why did the game lag right then there oh I didn’t kill him on that shot got the assist can’t jump on that kind of silly

The there we go to change this to no oh there’s a guy in the burger shop thing whoa what he has angle me but oh I shot over his head whoops got the assist though let uhoh standing where there’s no glass oh I ran out of Mag was dry up again oh

All right bro it’s dead there’s a lot of people in the kitchen oh I got double I can’t see anything above you above you oh I got like triple flashed OverWatch heilo heal is really good I got [Applause] itad incoming so many grenade launcher can’t see UAV oh oh that corner

Okay this don’t true can’t edit my weapon how did I get this before this though uh the Armory challenge Armory unlock okay interesting oh we’re fing playing this map oh my God what map is this it’s Afghan was actually in the last game’s

Um war zone map it was a it was a part of a War Z game you’ll know it when you get in finally after so long bunker a big old crash let’s see this map wow so much better wait this is the bunker area from uh yeah

Yep this pretty it up that’s good it looks nice damn’s in there UAV oh I see people they shooting at me you really like there’s spots inside the bunkers does this map have the underground portion I wonder no the originales doesn’t have different letter like that it’s a cave though

Oh yeah I think this is okay to ask you don’t mind giving me a ride tomorrow do you sure I’ll give thank you oh we flip I think we did F man there a spot everyone oh top of plane back at the plane oh I he died no I shot him yeah he

Was sniping me I was like what the hell oh look at you guys you behind me oh I see him I see him I got both of them man they keep on spawning as oh they finally shot me in the back damn it how do I not shoot him through the stairs okay

Interesting friend UAV UAV fuel at this time oh you fired RPG at me okay oh I keep forgetting that iuav oh somebody got a smoke grenade that’s what I like can I get one of those yet stun grenade smoke grenade there we go oh my

God I don’t have SX yet do I no just clay more oh you shot me in the back oh my God a grenade Launcher oh I got him F UAV oh he’s at the bottom of the hill okay oh thank you who shot him a thought I hit him cently looks be on the tail end of the plane a I can’t hit that shot all I wonder if that one scope is available let me

See oh I jump shot him yo let’s go if I we get climbed this is crazy the [ __ ] who’s doing that grenade launcher again I’m back I’m not going this way oh I fell off the map [ __ ] I K him oh he’s behind us what’s his name homelander Highlander oh [ __ ] I get

The said your turn on the wing of the dead glitch that’s a oh that’s good found where I was going the hell oh [ __ ] think where does he all right if I was the last death where was he hiding that was me he killed me and then who you yeah me

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D I’m the [ __ ] he he I M H H I Hey Remy good morning I just woke up let go you have this early L good morning your cat is the reason why you’re early this morning Morning sorry I literally just woke up so if I sound like you know I’m like dead on the Inside that’s catch children for you I guess She’s not going to let you get away with sleeping she wants your attention she wants it now do you drink coffee or anything no not Really I try to usually stay up awake naturally I drink coffee when I was younger when I uh worked security job couple of my security jobs I worked overnight so but uh yeah I don’t know just tea takes time to prepare like I know but it’s just

Like yeah I like hot tea hot tea cold tea nothing wrong with either kind of te Yeah I think we all are hardwired in our brains to really like fat sugars and sweets a little bit too much but sugary drinks I mean I like it like I remember when I used to go to Philly and have this uh this young coconut juice it’s pretty good I like It yeah I used to live in Philly so SoDo is like a staple in everyone’s household you know they charge you a sugar tax in the city of Philadelphia just for having that stuff who me I am a sleepy head yeah so like yeah I don’t know

Man taxes are always such a weird thing it’s just like look I get it right like some people are lazy to the point where like they wouldn’t want to pay money out of their own pocket to like fix the streets and stuff like that so the

Reason why the United States is able to get away with like building up taxes again you have to remember World War I was where it all started and so it’s just like dude I don’t know and then once the government got a taste for money like they start like I don’t think

We’ve I’ve seen us pay less taxes and I think that’s honestly a bad direction to go with their country which used to not have that much taxes especially like with our debt Clock we never used to be in like $31 trillion of debt But Here we are

Now this is I don’t know man people are just really really bad with money and politicians are even worse with money because they don’t even understand how people make money like you’ve got the one side of the spectrum that supports like businesses free health care yeah okay

Well that comes at a cost it’s not going to be it’s not free I I really hate when people say like it’s free it’s like according to who you know and I’m not saying this against you I mean don’t worry like I this is how they get you with propaganda

Bro it’s like it okay the money is coming from somewhere it’s not like you’re going to it’s not like you can show up at a hospital get full surgery done and it comes at the cost of nothing like somewhere down the line like some cost is being paid but the

Question is not like you know whether it’s being paid or not it’s by who no I know but it that’s where it’s coming from like there’s no there’s no like Limitless or infinite pool of money that supplies like everything and everyone and for the most part especially with how America operates

They try to teach people to buy with like going into debt like it’s like bro that’s not like I remember when I went to college the first time right I went to University of the sciences and their tuition was super [ __ ] High yeah there’s something wrong with not having Insurance especially if you take good care of your own health some people would be like oh my God you don’t have insurance it’s like bro some people was not worth it tell it’s too expens the premium is just too expensive especially if you don’t ever

Get sick you end up pay you end up making the insurance company like aund times more than you actually get value out of it if you live a normal and healthy life oh then you probably have a terrible insurance or uh or whatever sorry but if you have personal

Medical needs and they can’t like meet you on that it’s like I think that’s kind of silly yeah of course I try my best in not needed doctor either that’s why I eat healthy every single day you know how they say an apple a day keeps the

Doctor away yeah I like do that almost Religiously ooh yeah so for whoa May and Remy look at that okay so Remy meet May I’ve met both of you recently so we’ve got Remy and may wow okay so may meet Remy Remy part-time streams uh she’s pretty cool and we met recently and uh and Remy meet may may is

Somebody that I met uh in Solo Cube playing on one of my ALT accounts and May’s pretty chill and pretty cool I like how I like how both of you guys sub to my CH you guys are so funny wait so may what brought you back Little

M was it because I was awake and moving and I no longer was asleep on my stream oh just I I think I already told uh Remy this but may I stream 247 so I’m trying to milk as much money as I can from Bezos because that’s what’s going to

Make me uh my first uh my first uh million oh we going to check in a that makes me so happy really aw that actually makes me feel really happy that you’d be willing to do something like that wait so how are your games going then May

Yeah dude Remy I’ve been I’ve been really shocked at like the amount of people that stopped bying stay Emerald is really hard easy to climb got you so so you but yeah I think Emerald’s just the new uh what’s it called Platinum right like it’s just nothing CH this is why I hate

L of like Legends MMR system or sorry uh ranked system it’s not the rank system like so I play and again here’s the counter argument to this right I play hearstone Battlegrounds right or at least I played a little bit of it right I miss the number system so back in

Season 2 when League of Legends was around there used to just be an MMR score that you could just see yeah yeah dude it’s always dude Platinum is always the hurdle like I listen to so many people that that Smurf account through like ranked and they always say

Like Platinum now it’s Emerald Emerald is always the freaking like you know it’s always the the cess pool like right now I’m on like so I have two separate alt accounts that I played on right let me show you the win rates on these right so here here’s my

Account that I’m doing in Iron I’m doing a challenge where I’m going from Iron to uh what’s it called iron to Masters on this one right so this account started iron one 74% win rate we’re kind of we’re we’re kind of getting some like I had like three shitty games two shitty

Games so you know a lot of people be like oh my god look Willie Ren’s losing like gold players even though like I’m playing it Platinum MMR and then take a look at this I play with my buddy Tesla I’m already Platinum 2

In like 14 games so by the way uh what I do is that I have these accounts in Cold Storage that I don’t touch bro look at the difference I spent 37 games and I’m like gold three right starting from Iron this you know what he

You know what we did we played five normal games cuz he’s like dude I dude I know these uh these guys that like what’s it called the the uh play an all accounts blah blah blah whatever it is you have to win like five normal Games

First one two three four five we won five normal games I go into my first rank game and we’re already like what’s it called the first five games get me into uh you know plat four one LP so first five get me in the plat four

Uh one LP and then from there we just played like what uh how many is that I can’t count I forget how to count how do you count the again one two three four five 6 7 8 nine was it nine yeah so I guess we did

Nine we did nine solo Q games so far I’m already Platinum 2 you see how stupid that is literally in like another maybe n9ine or so games I’ll be an emerald and then maybe in another like 20 I should be through Emerald to Diamond and then so that be 40 games I

Guess from Diamond to Ms I don’t know Emerald is so hard oh yeah that’s what I wanted to say you know you keep on saying the emerald is so hard back when I was in school I had a chemistry teacher that was like uh what’s it called

He was always such a he so silly everybody’s like oh my God this is so hard and it’s like you know the word you’re not you know hard is like you know like a physical description word the correct word to use is difficult and so the the thing you would always do to

Try to help people get better with their English or whatever it is he’ be like no the word you’re looking for is difficult and he takes like this piece of wood and he’s like wood is hard but I took when I was younger I was I

Took it another step further where I was a little bit more inappropriate and so I was just like I would just point down i’ be like yeah this is hard I can still be a little bit mature like that sometimes well you know it feels even

More sillier for me saying it and like yeah I’ve got like a a you know somebody that I assume is female watching my stream I hate zerath I hate him LW oh oh Remy Remy you know what cool Remy and may both of you guys are like mentally like

Good like it’s so rare for me to meet like women that again like they’re chill you know they’ve got their you know thing where they you they’ve got their like boyfriend situation to worded out and they’re not like you know psychologically like uh what’s it called brainwashed by

Social media or the news or whatever it is you guys are just like chill both of you guys are like chill I’ve had talks about politics with both of you guys and I didn’t have my head chewed off so we’re normal yes you guys are close to what

Are described in the men Community as unicorns so you know we would like to capture you so we could learn how to replicate you guys okay if we we we’ve been told that we if we find a unicorn we must capture it safely so that we can

Take it to a lab and learn how to replicate it so we can make more of you guys okay cut me open and study my brain yeah cuz I to say like something about like gay and stuff like that and so I like I took like a second to check

And I was like I was like no but these guys are cool they like we had the kind I tested the water the other day to see if they’re like cool or not yeah just crazy man like here’s my thing like I’ve got nothing against

People that want to be like you know uh gay homosexual you know whatever it is cuz you know like for example I like anime and so like I grew up watching a lot of one piece and I think they did a good job with the okama people like dude if

If the person that is like gay homosexual again at the end of the day they are a human being right like as long as they’re not like being a prick and they’re not not trying to touch kids I don’t give a [ __ ] yeah of course yeah like for me you know I already

Showed you Mafia all sorry may wait Remy did I ever show you the the weird questions that I’ve been asked by like horny dudes on the internet like the reason why I can like you know I can understand why like girls feel weird when guys ask them for nuds

It’s like yeah like no okay Remy let me show you some let me show you so I document a lot of this [ __ ] because you know I have like a testimonial folder where I keep it and take you know so I know how to improve my stream but on the

Other end of that I’ve got the weirdo collection and so you know let let me share with you some uh interesting uh stuff I’ve caught on this stream cuz you know sometimes you get some weird people like they’ll watch My Stream and they’ll say some weird

[ __ ] yeah I don’t know man it’s like you know like help me help me turn my [ __ ] on please I watch a couple making love live she sucks my sucks her boyfriend and she sucks sucks dream that you make love that you got sucked I don’t know man I like

YouTube’s weird I don’t know people on YouTube are weird um that’s why I try to get everybody to type in twitch cuz it’s easier for me to just like you know ban remove now here’s an even weirder thing okay there’s two other stories I’ll share with you so there’s I don’t know

If you know Spanish Remy but uh there was like some dude that showed up coming by he was like you know blah blah right I’m assuming you don’t know any Spanish right apparently May knows Spanish that was actually surprising uh she actually understood what the [ __ ] this was going

On even though a funny backstory I don’t know if May cares but may is not actually Latino surprisingly enough she’s more a cut from uh something closer to my kind but anyway translation being hello how are you what a great body you have do you suppose to see those muscles and

That lump that has appeared between the legs very big it’s seems a pleasure to see you and I get it okay so you know like if you’re a girl and you walk down the street wearing booty shorts of course guys are going to sexualize you

Everyone of only fans you could no no no there’s a guy that literally paid for for sub because I work out shirtless who was it I I I have have him in here I promise you I just can’t remember his name off the top of my head

Oh you know what I can look at my sub list watch this I love twitch for this okay so we’re going to we’re going to look for the subscriber right now uh subcribe not yaldo not zelon not build mat luckily I have like little enough subscribers that it’s pretty easy for me

To figure out who it is not Nova not Dan’s gamertag not future not Supra no no no no no no there we go subscribed okay Mafia not z n i i I’ll show you right here literally oh oh Remy as we’re going looking for this I forgot to share with

You another one dude dude some dude stopped by my stream saw me working out shirtless right and again I like working out shirtless Remy here’s the reason why because again one I can’t do that at a gym I used to do like basketball live streams where I’d go to like a gym and

Like do my favorite kinds of workouts so like again like you know I love working out I don’t mind working out and so but the problem is is that you know I would have to pay money wait hold on how long ago is this dear Lord

This is like almost 5 years ago Dude in another month this is going to be 5 years Jesus oh look at me a I miss basketball I want to have my own gem so I can do more of oh clean shot damn I’m working on my free

Throws yeah look at that all net you saw that shees kind of reminds me of my Instagram dude I love basketball so much but it’s just I have to pay money to record in live stream here it’s like all right fine I’ll wait until I own my own gym

And do that right and so and again like for me like working out is like pretty simple it’s like I like working out because uh what’s it called like it and and you know I get so many people that like stop by like let me show you for

Example right you know I get people that stop by that ask me for advice on like how to lose weight like look at look at Zach over here Zach Morley he’s like you know hello willin I normally don’t watch the stream I just drop by and give them a like l i was

Recommended to me one time you know I do enjoy all the different kinds of content you do I think is very unique PS do you have any weight loss tips I see you do workout streams and I’m wondering if you have any tips like bro like like this

Is I’m so happy that people are like would like to ask me for workout tips like I try not like get to my head but you know the biggest thing that I think about every single time I get messages like that from people it’s like dude I

Have a duty to be a good role model for these people that watch My Stream like I can’t be a piece of [ __ ] like I have to be somebody that people can like you know respect I got to message in Discord but yeah uh so are you guys just

In queue waiting for a game or you guys just chilling out what’s what’s the what’s the plan what you guys up to and I appreciate it I’m glad that this stream is like chill enough for you guys please let me know if the music selection is fine so I put together a

Music playlist that’s like uh Masters plus Duo okay I’m going to game pulling up my hair ah you know no no no no no here’s here’s a way to reframe it if you’re playing against J in zerath just think of that you’re playing Dance Dance Revolution but in uh League of Legends

You know you got a you got a beat match you got to like dance you got to make sure you hit all the the Dodge to the left Dodge to the right Dodge up Dodge down Dodge anywhere like Jin walk super fast cuz he’s gonna like walk up and forth shot

You and Zar is like I’m going to slow you and then hit you with my combo and then we’re going to pray that you know you don’t don’t know that I’m scripting 22 days ago oh my God my third subscriber that’s female what’s up Alex yeah you know

What’s so weird it’s like you know like people on the internet like I’m a girl it’s like okay well like how can we verify that right and so it’s like you know it reminds me of this old Dunkey video where like apparently everyone that watches me is a girl he’s a ladies man

L dude that’s so funny F oh man I don’t know I I just think I just get very lucky that in the sense that you know I actually have people that you know it’s not a sausage fest on this stream it’s actually pretty balanced you know give give or take the

Fact that majority of the people that use twitch are men it’s like you know the fact that I even have some women that show up in in this you know small sliver or corner of the internet like kind of like I mean it makes me happy are you a slay

Queen oh uh and Alex please meet uh May who’s mafioso and then you’ve got Remy who’s also uh one of the newer viewers oh my God [ __ ] pop girl ball ew well maybe I’m getting older like I’m 24 now so like when I hear hear like a

Girl talking about like wanting the pop [ __ ] or something like that gives me like Nicki Minaj or like what’s her name cardi B Vibes where they want to like [ __ ] all over the place I mean look dude I’ve got nothing DOA cat I don’t know man I I

Just dude I just think the quality of women has gone down a lot dude W all over the place yeah well I mean dude dude you know what you know okay here’s another story that I’ll share with you guys so one time I was playing uh solo que right

And and yo okay so so by the way uh May is a grand Master’s Janice player okay so so she knows how to play Jan at like a very high level okay and and so she’ll understand this a little bit more so I was playing solo qu you know I was

Trying to get to Masters right and I ran into this very interesting person in my game and I and I recorded again I live stream record every single one of my league rank games because I don’t want people saying that I got boosted or any

Of this other stuff I I know I let people live R fruit in my head in the sense that like you know I care all these terrible Reddit posts about me on the internet say right no no but to to there’s a there’s a reason for that I’ll

Get to that later but anyway so I’m on my I’m on my climb right and so you know I’m Diamond one in valerant is that valuable oh no that’s good that’s good good job Alex really good job oh by the way you guys I say you know your Discord kitten their name is

Alex and yes they are actually female I verified on my own again May and Remy could just be dudes with twigs and berries but I highly doubt it based on our conversations that we’ve had up to this point but again I could be wrong I didn’t verify them I know I I’m going

Based on their word that they’re female but Alex I know is female because of what I’ve already like uh so Alex has been here for two months so again happy two Monon anniversary for being on my stream Alex but verify to yourself well again I don’t want weirdos

In my chat so I got to verify you know do people lie about their gender I mean come on May we live in 2023 do people lie about their genders um well you see I wasn’t born yesterday but okay well there’s Alex confessing right there and that was like you know that’s

A genuine I like on Twitch and stuff people Li for their gender uh yeah well no people don’t lie about their gender they like try to pretend like so you know people will make fake girl dude I I was weird no if I get people want to be a boy girl blah blah

Blah trans yeah I know I know no no no like I’m saying dude Val cuz is awful yeah I know yeah the treatment that you get oh dude that’s like women in video games all the time like they’ll tell you to go to the kitchen right hello Yeah never use VC dude yeah dude like you have to understand men are horny okay and so if you bring a piece of fresh meat to like a cage full of like hungry Lions they’re going to tear you apart like I I don’t know how to explain

That one to you guys like it’s different right cuz it’s honestly yeah I know and women mock you too it’s like okay so so guys will make fun of you and then women will like punch up like Val aition slay slay oh God would be making fun of my voice

Law yeah but that’s what I find so weird about women dude it’s like so okay I studied a lot of female psychology right it’s like this is really good book called uh dude it’s so weird women are so silly man oh okay see you man dude I think

This is like rare the stars align and all three of my femal viewers are like hanging out in like one chat well guys it’s okay I’m a gal too don’t worry about it no worries no I know she’s saying that to the the the the girls oh

Man girl boss Willie oh my god dude I wish zachi was here then this whole chat would be complete oh man man yeah you guys are funny I love you guys dude streaming is just so much fun being able to come back to you guys every single

Day so I’m going to try a thing where I’m going to be streaming remote I’m going to try a remote stream where I’m going to stream via Discord through my laptop and then we’re going to see how it goes but I think we should be all right wait so I I learned what

Uh uh May was doing but Remy you’re up to what again I got so caught up in the conversation that okay so you’re playing a game right now against jyn and zerath okay and you’re pulling your hair out okay okay okay so you’re in a game are you playing ranked are you playing

Normals what are you playing are you playing aam oh congrats good job winning your rank game nice we love the Vlad carry I’m just trying to make sure that all three sides of my build are uh accurate I’m about to build this in the actual

Server so I need to just make sure that I’m I’m just crossing eyes close to Plat l look I wish I could do it with you but I’m too busy playing Minecraft dude I think I’m just going to cheap out on my video and I’m just going to make a a really quick

Uh I’m just I’m going to make a really quick uh what’s it called wait do I put anything on the inside no yeah I think we just yeah I don’t think we build something here yeah I think we just close this off what OMG what who’s your

God no Rich broke the female only time no you P The Kills vars oh good job Yo Rich you missed it dude we had like dude we had like a girls only uh twitch chat for a bit only females allowed technically I’m the streamer so I’m allowed to engage in the conversation I had special permission granted or actually we could say I

Became female for a little bit okay I also hate anyone I can support cuz I have trust that she dude same I know exactly how you Feel girls gym only honestly as long as they’re not lesbian I think that could actually work but the problem is is that if you have a female only or girls only gymm SL I will girly pop oh my Lord please help me why is Alex saying words like

That what have I done to raise you like that they turn on each other yeah girls are vicious but it’s like they’re vicious because of like how their brains are wired though you you know it’s not like women aren’t vicious because they like want to be vicious right it’s just their

Like their their natural like uh it’s like again it’s like you know how guys are vicious I think in the same way that how females are vicious guys are vicious in the same way because at the end of the day we’re fighting to basically Pro uh procreate you know like we’re

Fighting to get the the females to notice us you know and it’s just like like I mean come On no I know I know no but that’s because you practice self-control some women don’t and so it’s just like you know I don’t know man I I feel like that just sounds like a uh a woman culture thing that’s going on it’s like

You know I I’m not an expert on it I can’t speak on it all I can do is study female psychology and then come back talk to you guys that’s it you know what screw this I’m just going to use Redstone Block to make this easy yeah definitely media has a huge

Part in it but I think our uh Role Models like cardi B and stuff also uh what’s it called I think uh you know uh the new female role models are uh yeah they’re kind of questionable and so you know I wouldn’t want to marry a cardi B or

Something like that oh you know I never got to finish my story a I wanted May to Fig learn about it too about the beef I’ve had with some yeah dude dude I swear like the younger generation is going to get so much worse like dude women are just becoming

Less high quality now like you guys are like the rare select few that show up in my stream that actually like again you guys are you know you guys are nice to talk to you guys are Pleasant to talk to you don’t give people headaches you’re not like

Demanding or like you know entitled or privileged you guys are just normal you guys like I can at least not get a headache having a conversation with you guys you guys are Pleasant to talk to like you have no idea and you know that’s a high high

Quality thing and who knows maybe cuz I don’t live in the same house as you like I don’t know your actual personal habits that I can’t make this judgment call but for the most part you know I’m I’m pretty good about who I let into my life

That I like get along and actually like and would like to be friends with and you know Remy Alex even may all three of you guys really hit that on the nail on the head like you guys are people like I don’t care if you have a boyfriend

Whatever is I’m just glad we get to be friends if he gets a headache well yeah one day yeah what do you mean one day get him to watch the stream who knows maybe I get a new viewer because of him but you know I but I hope it doesn’t

Come from the angle like oh this is my girlfriend she washes this guy you know like I hope he’s like oh this guy’s pretty cool that’s what I’m hoping for but you know I I can’t speak for other dude so I don’t know it’s a hit or miss

Especially when I meet if I meet the girl if I meet the guy because I know his girlfriend like I I still need more of those experiences but it’s I think your boyfriend’s going to be chill I have a pretty I have a pretty good feeling okay L Maybe

Yeah yeah yeah no yeah that’s a good thing that you’re doing as a girlfriend yeah no it’s good you have to make him feel secure but yeah yeah that’s like the biggest thing that I also feel that is really bad about women nowadays they they act

Like they’re so entitled to uh what’s it called they act like they’re so entitled to like having a boyfriend that’s like all of this but they’re not willing to provide anything on their end to maintain that relationship you know it’s like it’s all about them but it’s not

About their partner and so it’s like it’s really sad L yeah but that’s good you know the vtuber route can help you if you ever run into a situation like that I just for me personally like I just can’t do it because you know I have

All of my viewers that I care about and you know I want to create you know why is it not spawning hold on I spent most of the night here did over my live stream while I slept did Iron Golems like spawn like this is giving me the trading

Hall and I want to make sure it works and we’re actually generating iron yeah cheating is is really bad what the hell I think one of the villagers glitched out are you telling me that this entire time we could have had more is it two it look like one like

Despawn oh no they’re there now so am I getting Golems now I am okay so one of the villagers magically disappeared in the middle of the night wait what is that there items over oh no cuz the Iron Golem just died okay yeah okay so I was wondering why they’re not

Spawning okay so this should be working now right let me observe oh I have a hole right here too oh whoopsies right let me cap this off all right Iron Golem should be spawning here every 30 seconds down so we’re going to do like a one minute test I’m

Going to sit here and watch there we go okay okay perfect look man I’m trying to make sure I do this right I got you see have fun Remy you have fun okay enjoy your rank game and I can’t wait till you when you come back

Okay and Remy if you ever catch me out of character and not being somebody that you want to see a wholesome content creator please keep me in place I love you Remy thanks for stopping by okay I really appreciate you hanging out here with us I hope to see you soon no

You’re L damn shees know your place dear Lord if I had a girl tell me that that I’d like straighten up like what I’d be like what what you say to me straighten up know your place we got a fire RIS going on So I guess in this inner ring we’re going to use uh we’re going to use half slabs because water can’t go through those all right but the Iron Golem should still spawn under that half slab so I think this should be okay Okay I think we’re Good now the thing we’re going to have to figure out is that how are we going to load up the villagers into here and that’s going to be the very interesting part so what I’m thinking is that I think I’m just going to do it through like a cart system I

Was thinking about doing a hole in the roof and just feeding him through that system but I think this should be fine I don’t think I need them to go any higher than this like let me think here right like so this will be the roof it will be two blocks

Thick let me let’s test okay see how this is going to go so we’re going to feed them into this one right here so this is the one that we’re going to try to fill by the way Rich do you like my music selection how do you like the music

Going on the stream so far okay okay so have a little Minecart system that takes them up here here dude they’re all like about to die so I won’t take one of these guys but I’ll take one of these guys you have enough you

Oh my God okay now I need you get inside that okay then we’re going to go ahead and slash game mode survival no [ __ ] no he glitched out out no no my design messed up oh no okay hold on maybe there’s a workaround with this there’s got to be a

Workaround hold on I need lava you’re going to die sorry man I can’t have you here you’re not supposed to be here I’m sorry Milton it wasn’t supposed to be like this okay hold on we’re going to try this again I we got it this time boys I know this is

Going to work I know this is going to work I’ve been working really hard to make sure this works okay take two hiya all right I’m going to need you to work this time okay baby all right here we go here we go here we go

IO okay you’re inside the hole push you a little bit further in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay survival you don’t glitch out one two 3 4 5 6 7 no you’re not supposed to be here girl you’re not supposed to be here I know what I’m going to do I know what

I’m going to do this time I got this okay so we’re going to do so we’re going to test with glass blocks now okay okay let’s do this we need to get your Mur and lineing going all right temporary block all right now how do we get you out of your

Cart oh wait maybe you go this way okay creative or survival here we go he’s in okay so now creative break that break that nice and now we’re going to float him up with some water actually let’s do this so he doesn’t slip out Nice okay nice okay now let’s extend the rail a little bit all right so this is going to be the process right so we’re going to fill every single one of these up with a job D we’re going to give these dudes jobs okay yeah that sounds like a good idea rich I

Don’t think that’d be a bad idea at all be a household name look at you trying to get me in the whole clothing thing I appreciate it though we’re just trying to make sure that I can feed my family a he’s trying to make me the next

Uh what’s it called whatever name ran close we want to talk about I think instead of the trapo first put glass first Gail all right Gail for it works he’s in armor oh my God oh my God look at that they give you a full set of armor that’s so

Cool dude this is so cool oh yeah oh yes oh yes look at my trading Hall it’s working and all these guys will have water in them dude this is so cool and then I’m going to fill up each and every single one of these guys with

Armors yes yes the BL is coming together Yes I will have the ultimate AFK SP de yes maybe I can build this last area out of glass let me see sure’s like a glass laab kind of want to make like a cool maintenance area for yeah I don’t think there’s any need to

Open up a hole in the roof I think we just patch that up and we’re good to go so we’re going to have a 2X two layer roof and then we should be good to go all right and I think this should be good and keep practicing

This so the number of villagers that I have is give me a factor this is going to have a ton of villagers so we should be good I think one of these areas should be sufficient alone and this is my little AFK iron farm Corner trade with every single villager for everything you

Need anything you need all in one place Will’s uh Trader Emporium watch the live killing of uh Iron Golems from right here you can see the magic all happen live here Just do whatever I feel like doing today say I get the opportunity to try and stream remote for the next seven days where I’ll be controlling my PC remote 247 live stream from another state when I’m traveling this counts my main PC stream my Discord use a second PC

Slaptop to game and stream it on Discord to my main PC that way um I use minimal internet to live stream and feed is sent to my Restream I for For Yeah this should be fine That’s cool the rest some block like glows it’s pretty cool weapon Smith so what’s the the tool thing for the weapon Smith no he only the grindstone I think it’s pretty simple to load these villagers in yep so we just send them up this way pretty simple track

Yep and then we just uh put up the wall on the 49th block yeah so we’ll do like an extra perimeter so yeah that seems pretty good so just a 49 barrier around that’s what we’re going to do yeah I think that’s Good for yeah so we’re going to go ahead and build the area first it’s going to be 40 so I guess in this case it’s going to be instead of 24 it’s going to be 25 so 24 25 Look all right it Works For He Perfect it’s just four so we’re good to go For For For for W War For for for Hey he hey hey he he hey hey hey hey he he he I just ni saacks of dirt it’s not bad I love country Amer actually use my live shes all the time Bye For already have like the entire area hauled out here falling in there for for For actually know I don’t I don’t think this should matter you should be all right yeah we just need the floor see Covering up with dirt and leaves we going to do my wood block Co is that who I think it is For For If you want it to be Tommy and good morning Tommy hope you’re doing well Man uh so remember how yesterday you’re asking what I’m doing so later today uh I’m actually going to be going out to spend time with Cho and a friend of ours so I didn’t want to answer you specifically at that time CU I felt like trolls were watching

But now that not any not many people are watching right now I think I can share it with you without any worries yeah Tommy I hope you understand like why selectively like I say certain things at certain times and why I don’t say certain things at certain times yeah something like that H For For Good morning Nea can you hear me now NBA okay knob knob I’m on the Minecraft server for a little Bit welcome back Alex yeah so niba Alex everybody listening right now I’m going I’m actually going to be traveling for the holidays so tomorrow Thursday I’m going to be leaving but I’m going to be streaming remote so I’m going to try a remote stream I’ll be gone until Wednesday so about a Week L don’t worry like I said I’ll be streaming Remote thank you Nim Knob I’m guys I’m telling you I’m streaming remote you guys will have me it’s just that this is a good attempt for me to try to stream remote so what’s going to happen is that um because I obviously won’t be physically in front of my computer what I’ll be doing is

That I’m going to use my second Discord account and so what I’m basically going to be doing is that I’ll be on stream with you guys I just won’t be physically in front of my computer but I will be here like you will get to see me

You will get to see and hear me but I just won’t be physically at my computer so maybe I should have just said I won’t be going anywhere I’ll stream everything that allows me to be by myself if I’m not with other people then you know obviously I won’t do it

Nope sorry Tommy no hear Stones nope no Tommy ah I love saying no the Tommy it feels so like empowering I used to be that person that would just cave in people’s demands because you know I care about them too much but now like it gets

To the point where like I get to practice no on a daily basis because Tommy always ask me to play hearth stones so all I have to do is just say no see here’s the thing you should learn Alex and [ __ ] and everybody else practice the art of saying

No cuz the way you got to look at is that what’s more painful saying no or saying yes if I say yes I have to go open up hearth stones I have to play hearth stones and guess what I don’t get to do what I want to do I only get to do

What Tommy wants me to do so therefore I’d much rather go through the pain of saying no than through the pain of saying yes thanks Alex see now Alex is the type of I want Tommy always asking me to play HS I used to used to Cave into people’s demands but over

Time I built my no muscle It Feels So empowering yeah I’m just brainstorming ideas of what I want to talk about topics that I want to talk about in my video I think the way I’m going to look at is that you know the way I’m going to frame is that

I’m going to die in 20 in 20 minutes so what can I teach you in 20 minutes before I die so that’s the way we’re going to enter the uh the conversation that’s how we’re going to enter the frame of the conversation I have 20 minutes left to

Live and uh what’s it called and that’s all I’ve got after that I’m gone I’m not allowed to talk anymore so if I only have 20 minutes left of my life to live what would I want to say to convey to you guys so that’s the way I have to frame the uh

The video and I think it’s a good prompt because it makes it forces me to think like you know how can I provide the most value uh to my viewers because you know I love each and every single one of you guys and I don’t say that lightly I think some people say

It and it’s like cringe but to me it’s like you know when I say it it feels extremely empowering to me because again it’s like I love you guys I don’t know how else to say it like I care about each and every single one of you guys and I you know I

I wouldn’t be here without you guys like my life has been so much better because I’ve had you guys all come in Tommy Alex all of you guys each of you guys contribute so much to making this stream a wonderful experience for me and I couldn’t you know I I wouldn’t

Trade anything in the world for what I have here you can give me a million dollar a billion dollars doesn’t matter I wouldn’t trade Tommy I wouldn’t trade Alex nope I wouldn’t trade niba wouldn’t trade any of that cuz you know why you only ever get

One of these people in your life ever so obviously I wouldn’t mind having valuable people in my life too more valuable people that’s not too much that’s not an issue for me but you know sometimes we take the people that we have in our lives you’re granted and I

Don’t want to make that Mistake happy holidays tomies W You know what we can do we can do a layer of cobblestone and we can do a layer of uh dirt cuz now that we have all the stuff filled in we can just do uh Cobblestone now our Stone chest is really empty but I should have stacks of

Cobblestone so that should be fine I some people don’t like Cobblestone I don’t like Cobblestone oh Cobblestone brick stairs ooh that’s cool Cobblestone bricks oh it’s Twigs oh that’s fine I just use Cobblestone for now Forgot to put these in the composter Yeah value your friends you may only get one of them Ever this might be the last time I ever get to see You For Right Is Right this is how a brainstorm I just put it play some Minecraft and then all this stuff together I should get everything everything installed on my laptop so that tomorrow when I leave I have no Issues spend my time I seebe even more time you trying to give me advice In for he he he he he I think even filling the through now I just need to fill up this For for for we finished putting together the wall so that’s perfect and I think now we just start working on building the Stalls that’s it use a whole bunch of dirt and Cobblestone so doesn’t that to look that pretty I have a lot of stone so I guess I’ll just have to be

Cobblestone you know what let’s use some Cobblestone bricks why not Cobblestone bricks we’ll use Cobble stone bricks and dirt Cobblestone bricks and dirt it um I’m feeling good uh in between my little sessions of Minecraft I’m like putting in notes for what I want to do for this

Video if I spend an entire week I don’t think I’ll have any time to do let’s see I won’t be back until Hav’t you Nia how are you feeling sorry I almost fell asleep there That’s good I’ve been up since like 3 almost 3: 4:00 a.m. yeah I know but it’s all right I love you Nia thanks for being here in my life niba I may die tomorrow but if I do die

Tomorrow I at least got to make a friend with somebody like You Okay n n Is it just me or is it that I miscount all right 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 this is the central chunk right In For Oh perfect For For that’s an Excuse see the beauty is that once you identify where those scripts come from you can change it For for for Welcome Back N knob did you get yourself something to eat what are we eating today never eating French roast Oh yummy I don’t think you eat enough to make yourself super fat niba so I think you’re fine I got to get skid outling in about two hours so I’m just going to spend time working on my video and whatnot I don’t know if I should set up

My laptop now or if I should set it up later Cuz the thing is uh need batch my my tasks so preparing for the trip coming back on Wednesday uh let’s see My response to uh what n oh from last night oh yeah you were asking if I had a good dinner and I said yeah I had chicken drumsticks and uh some other stuff but I didn’t hear uh you give me or I didn’t see that you giving your response

Back but that’s okay I was just you know I just uh what’s it called wanted to make sure that you heard my response yeah you’re fine Neva don’t worry about it I passed out while playing cod with Cho again last night cuz we’re always up so

Late I woke up in the middle of them playing and then uh I came back to kill trying to think how much clothes I should wear Oh Thursday night you got Friday Night maybe I should do some laundry today it’s be kind of early but The 30 minute video I’m making is what I’ve been talking about this entire time if I were to die 20 minutes from now what would I want to talk to people about I’m only allowed to talk that’s it I’m only allowed to leave one video that’s it 20 minutes

Left and that’s all that matters so okay it’s okay Tommy I n yeah that He I he Sh oh hey humble I knowledge that I see what you’re typing for now but if things go the way that I think they may go then I might stop right now I’m just focusing on planning my trip because I’m going out for Christmas going to go spend time with

Some people because uh it’s the holiday season and I might be dead tomorrow so who knows for I don’t have to pack this microphone I can just pack this microphone right here that’s the beauty of it I can just pack this tiny little microphone doesn’t take that much resources either I need The like I got Prove to The it’s a black purple blue and white I think those are the colors I’m want to wear I pack my mouse along that’s probably what we’re going to do Yeah it’ll work on the video shotcut audacity those are probably the only two things I’ll need how space laptop Minecraft Call of Duty League of Legends for No Y Cod league and MC like the three main games that I play yeah every Got Every every o N and he and yeah For E enough l Black Creation live think The Happ H how we keep things Organized H H for he it’s not really that difficult if you get down to his constitu you’ll be fine he he I for that For For For Oh Lo me my get it right now I’m losing it theose shid you choose to live I choose to dip you choose to fight I lose your grip and lose a issues I a to with just get tisue that’s we don’t need that many Cobble slabs but let’s go make

Some oh we have some I’ll use these yeah may not be the prettiest but I guess the job done everybody will appreciate me for the kindness of my heart may not look pretty but it’s from the heart for For for Fore E around they don’t see things the same the don’t the the