UnspeakablePlays – Whatever I Eat in Minecraft, I Eat in Real Life

Today I’m going to be playing Minecraft but any food I eat in the game the boys are gonna have to eat in real life only good food no run fresh yeah fresh this right here’s my Minecraft house I currently have four beds and no food in

My inventory so I’m gonna need some food boys what should I eat first have you guys ever eaten cat no no I’ll pass oh wait there’s a cow over here let’s start with some beef all right so now I got some raw beef but honestly I’m gonna be

Nice to you guys we’re gonna cook it thank you thank you watch this big brain bro so I’m gonna get some Cobblestone right check this out bam keep watching keep watching bam wait there’s been a village right here the whole time oh you guys are

Screwed do you know how much food is in a village in order for James and Gabe to eat the food I have to actually eat it in Minecraft so I gotta get my hunger bar down I’m so surprised that you used your pickaxe oh wait look at that hunger bar voice

It’s getting a little low there all right my first bit of food hold on let me let me cut it in half appreciate it my good stuff yeah you’re welcome I have less than 30 minutes to eat as much food as I can in the game and

Here’s the deal if y’all can eat all the food I’ll give each of y’all a thousand dollars wait wait sorry say that again I was I was busting down on some steak if you guys can eat all this food that I get in 30 minutes [Applause] yeah you really like sauteing that steak

Over there aren’t you you know what’s really good with steak watermelon watermelon’s really good with steak isn’t it isn’t it have you guys ever had watermelon with your steak can you make watermelon steak in this game come on I gotta get my Hunger down come on come on

Now I’m gonna jump off the cliff you’re dead no I’m not I’m a freaking Pro dude uh yes a nice slice of watermelon have fun with that one boys did a little snack after a good meal oh there’s so much food in here oh you guys are done you guys are absolutely

Done you guys want some water yeah can we get some water I have to craft like a bottle for that but I am gonna eat um this bread oh you’re gonna eat that bread I just ate that bread yeah oh I’m also gonna eat this apple too yeah that was tasty

Okay that’s your hat sugar cane yes yes yes yes yes yo I literally found the jackpot bro why’d you spawn in the perfect place bro I don’t even know but you guys are done all I need is some sugar and milk oh do

You want fish oh bro I got you I got you let me make a sword hold on bro this is the smallest apple I’ve ever seen oh and of course can’t forget the chicken bro why is it so hard to kill this chicken that’s gonna talk a lot

With a pickaxe dude he he deserved uh his life but I need more food what you got you haven’t even finished the bread yet come on big bro I need to get some wood all right you boys are done oh you said bring it on bro bro you don’t want me to

Bring it on you haven’t even cooked that chicken yet man yo I’m trying to I’m trying to not get you guys sick okay I’m trying to be somewhat nice [Laughter] it was a little tough because he put up a good battle but um it was good are you beating a tree with watermelon

Bro just shut up you had a pickaxe bro a pickaxe is not for a tree you knew all right take this pork chop how you like that yo that ain’t no pork chop that’s a pork chop bruh you telling me this is a pork Chopper all right you know I’m forgiveness I’m

Gonna go get so much food that you guys are just gonna you’re not gonna be able to eat it all and I’m gonna win the thousand dollars I don’t have much time left I need to find uh what what do I what am I even looking for oh wait a

Second boys can’t you oh it tastes like a oh I got something for you guys oh buddy isn’t that like scalp scalp I gotta get my Hunger board down bro I can’t eat all this food there’s literally too much food come on come on come on come on

Come on I gotta get hungry again burn some energy burn some calories let’s go let’s go I want to get gains in the gym I want to get gains in the gym let me get gains in the gym bro you manage fish worse no I tasted that fire no I’m

Trying to burn more hunger so I can eat some food I got my kelp in the furnace oh you guys are gonna love this one this one’s crunchy foreign you know I’m all down for eating your greens but bro they don’t even smell good it smells like fish yo you hit me

Up what you want me to pick it up yeah maybe it’ll taste better like oh man y’all you guys are done nice and crispy is it good do you put the sugar and is it two eggs or is it one egg and two pieces of bro you did it backwards no food flipping

Way bro yeah oh my gosh I’m a big brain yo I haven’t crafted a cake in so long oh my gosh wait you gotta eat some cake boy you only actually got Minecraft cake wait that’s legit that cope is not tasting the best of my guy you don’t

Like the kelp should I get some more kelp no please no it was the best ever actually James did you say you won another melon yeah yeah oh I got you bro hold on hold on let me just get my Hunger down a little bit all right okay slurp up that mountain

All right boys now here’s the deal I need to find out how to get a golden apple okay I need to find a Cave System I gotta get gold bro because I have apples I just need to go how do I bet the fork see if you had a

Bigger piece like me and don’t really have that but what you trying to say because what you got on me bro oh yeah baby oh yeah give me the oh yeah oh we got boys look what I got some raw salmon I ain’t even gonna cook it I’m just

Gonna eat it straight Oh So Sushi overall salmon good luck boys okay all right not not this side though what do you want from me is this the piece you want sure yo boys guess what I found I found a Cave System I’m just looking for gold bro oh

Y’all are done y’all are done wait don’t I need an iron pickaxe I’m literally so bad at Minecraft I’ve never seen anyone cut a watermelon like that oh speaking of watermelon I’m gonna eat some more and you guys should too all right that’s two slices three slices four slices five

Slices six slices yo give them all the Watermelons we got well I got a half a watermelon over here what you thinking others eat this cake while you’re doing that all right boys golden apples coming up yo you should you guys should be calling me the chef honestly like I’m

I’m chefing it up for y’all I already got your head dude that’s a clean cut yo we have enough gold let’s go I wonder what happens if I kill a zombie and eat rotten flesh wait what huh I didn’t say anything yo your Gold’s almost done you guys about

To eat some gold oh wait speaking of rotten flesh boys I found a zombie brother no why yeah we did it oh it didn’t get an Iran flat well you can’t even eat gold in real life I don’t know we’re about to find out all right I’m

Eating it I’m eating it let’s go what is that uh I don’t know you made it should I cut it cut it is that cuttable so this one has to have rotten flesh come on come on oh let’s go boys I mean Rod flesh I’m doing it all right I’m

Eating Ron flush no oh what is that wait wait so is this like human let me know what it tastes like nose goes I ate it you want to play this game I got something that you guys will love to eat don’t worry I just gotta find the

Right ingredients you guys are dead check this out you’re gonna love this one watch this a bowl a flower okay a brown mushroom and the red mushroom I get suspicious stew some stew some sauce stew you know what suspicious stewies in real life yeah good luck with that one

Boys oh what is what is in that let’s go baby they’re losing this challenge absolutely not and you guys so you still gotta finish that watermelon by the way we’re working on it all right all right all right all right let’s just get this over with don’t let me heat it up

That was okay it smells like stew it doesn’t look like stew no this really sucks did you go for it no not yet it was all right let’s do it who should have heated it up wait is it actually good it’s suspicious let me know how this next one tastes boy I

Think you’re really gonna like this one beetroot you guys ever eaten a beetroot bring the meat in oh they brought the beat yeah that came straight out of the earth dude it smells like Earth so bad wait maybe you turn it wait what if you turn it into nuggets bro I

Haven’t made it go oh oh I did it I did it I did it golden carrots yo boys I got something for you uh I’m gonna eat a carrot but I got something else for you guys after you eat that carrot because I just crafted a golden carrot

Yo this looks like a banana better than that carrot better than that carrot sure I need to find a potato potato oh speaking of potatoes I’m also gonna take some honey oh they’re mad oh they’re mad they don’t like when I take their honey I’m gonna give you guys a

Poisonous potato you want to poison us yo it’s a 50 50 chance one of us could die and one of us could survive let’s just take the poisonous potato let’s dip it in the gold okay now cut it up cleanse it you know I was like on my eye no

Um no never what if I make you guys a pie you guys like pie pie is pretty easy to make I just need to find a pumpkin pumpkin pie baby let’s get on top of this mountain and look over my land oh I see pumpkin let’s go okay I’m pretty

Sure it’s something like this yeah buddy let’s go pumpkin pie you boys ever eaten some sheep I’m gonna use some of my wood to cook this ah yes I got some cooked mutton I’m just gonna have to Sprint and get some energy that’s some mutton boys unfortunately I believe

You have failed the challenge my friend they had an inventory you made it yet it actually has the timer is up well we went no that actually means you lose so unfortunately they have lost a challenge which means I get to keep my thousands of dollars now if

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