“Upgrade Yourself in Minecraft” – INSANE BIONIC MOD!

Today we’re starting off as a tiny little blob and using XP we can buy our upgrades to become Minecraft’s strongest player and defeat my friends in the ultimate Deathmatch oh my gosh go go go go yo let’s do this yo yo yo chill chill

Why are you just a head and why do we have to team together wait if we’re teaming against a little head yo yo this is sus yo back up bro he’s going to I’m not a a blob I’m bunk blob I don’t like yo kick it bro for one chill don’t kick

Me listen guys you can complain all you want you guys are both team it should be easy right I’m just like a little bouncy boy go to the Village go go go go go go go go okay Gamers I just muted up dude they’re going to beat me I’m a freaking

Blob oh this is going to take forever wait what what is skidy doing what man I was just saying you look like a yoga ball that hurt my feelings I’m not a yoga ball I’m bunk blob it’s okay Gamers they have no idea that secretly I’m not

Used to being a little jelly this is really cute I have this our upgrade shop portal teleports you to the upgrade shop which is is where we can upgrade our body now are they at the Village okay yeah I can see them over there that little tuxedo bot all right yeah he is

Definitely up to something it’s red verse blue right now we got both of us but only one little bunk nah n n some ain’t right someone’s not adding up this is literally red versus blue whff and skidy versus bong and normally I don’t think I’d take both of them on but if we

Go through our oh my goodness we wait what the heck okay I just went through it again oh my goodness we made it through and we’re here at the upgrade shop oh my gosh why is this place so freaking big oh my gosh okay yeah I can actually do like a leaping headbutt

Ability and if I spam it I can go fast Wooh now we know how to get to the Village but hold up what is this yo this place is sick oh my goodness are those those are legs tank tracks 12 levels okay wait a second there’s all sorts of

Upgrade Gamers and right now I have zero levels so we need to gain XP cuz that seems to be the currency and what okay I have iron pickaxe we are ready y yo yo we got to slice his head like fruit ninja oh my gosh of course quiff the

Speedrunner is already on freaking iron dude these guys are going to sweat but we need to sweat even harder look at me every time my blob freaking sweat comes out of me okay and we’re back go go go go go go go go go hold on a second do

They see me I’m going to sneak right here oh my God this skid has no idea BK where are you he just walked past me he just walked past me oh my gosh go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

They didn’t take any of the food and we’re about to run out of saturation perfect wait what the heck oh my gosh Gamers I can’t punch like literally I’m trying to freaking butterfly click doesn’t work but if I use my headbutt ability oh my gosh we got the block wait

Quiff is here quiff is here quiff is here oh my gosh no no no no quick quick headbutt head butt no yo stop bro stop trying to take the food he’s he’s trying to steal food yeah that’s right you thought I was freaking helpless you thought I was helpless he’s trying to

Bite our ankles I’m not an ankle biter oh my God I hate you bro he’s like he’s like my grandma’s Chihuahua okay I just muted up yo this is perfect I didn’t even know we could break blocks with this but that’s oh my gosh that’s perfect now that’s how we can probably

Get perfect oh my God we can get cobblestone and we’re already level two dude this is sick okay so let’s grab some Cobblestone oh my gosh there you go bro we got 14 Cobblestone and we’re already at 16 XP okay I say 16 I meant six I’m a

Boss we literally just need a few more and wait can I not get the block above me oh bro we can only get the wood at the very bottom okay that’s fine we’re at Seven Levels Bonk head bot it’s so cute dude I love it and there we go we

Got enough wood so now we can make boom boom Oh man we’re going to have to speedrun ourselves wait why would I make a pickaxe I don’t even think I could use it right oh my gosh I literally can’t even use it guys I I think it’d be a

Good idea if we find some freaking coal cuz that’s just easy XP except oh my gosh dude oh I I see it I see it wait a second we got to be very careful okay we don’t take any fall damage thankfully I would be dead bro we have one heart oh

My gosh wait a second oh my gosh okay we got to watch out we got to watch out what if I leap an MLG onto like that coal right there okay this is going to be a little difficult I I got one I think we can do this and ye oh my gosh

Oh my gosh oh my gosh I did it perfect oh my I just fell okay I hate this you got to be kidding me bro this is so difficult wait perfect we found some coal right here easy XP baby yo come on come on there we go eight give me all

The XP I got a strong forehead bro honestly I think just breaking normal blocks is just as good yo dude we found a m shaft skidy look at my hand how did you just find that come on we’re about to reach level 12 we did it oh my gosh

We did it we did it we did it and now if we use our shot portal and Y we’re in go B go go BK go to our first upgrade finally we can grab ourselves for 12 levels can I even reach this bro oh my

God we did it the tank tracks upgrade yo why want legs when you can be a tank that’s a good question guys boom Oh My yo hey yo what oh no yo yo yo yo yo dude I already found diamonds I already found diamonds this is insane look at me guys

I look so funny oh my goodness wait yo my wheels spin I’m actually a tank okay wait a second we’re lowkey really fast and it looks like we gained three more Health now I still can’t use a pickaxe I’m literally clicking doesn’t work but

Now oh look at that I don’t even have to jump I just like Auto go up okay wait skidy just got iron pickaxe yo this is so so sick I’m actually so fast but now that we have our tracks and we’re a tank what do tanks do guys hello Mr villager

What if I run you over oh my yo we just turned bro flat oh my wait does he still trade with me no he still trades with me oh my God they already got diamonds okay no biggie all right we have diamonds we have riches we have women yo we’re

Actually already loaded we have infinite speed and Y oh wait I just missed oh my gosh I insta killed the chicken so wait I think we now do a ton of damage every time we just run over mobs bro we’re also at level 30 he said I’m a soccer

Ball little does he know we got to watch out and make sure they don’t see us it’d be pretty bad if they just see us run over a bunch of villagers they would know instantly something’s up come on but we’re at level 41 oh my gosh 50 B 63

Wait how much do we even need there’s so many mobs here we literally can just run over every single one okay I’m thinking the first thing that I need to make is definitely a diamond chest plate boom there we go we’re already at 100 XP oh

My goodness bro we’re getting so rich I didn’t even see the next upgrade but like I I think it was in the hundreds maybe 200 correct me if I’m wrong but we can check in a second oh my God look at all those chickens come here Mr chimpin

Wait that’s so odd how come there’s no Pillager wait what the oh my gosh what is that oh my goodness oh my goodness turret Pillager upgrade I guess we aren’t the only things capable of upgrading no no no no run run run we got to defeat this turret Pillager though

Sorry chickens I need your XP let’s go through our shop again dang it the energy belly Cannon wait that actually looks so sick it’s 275 we’re almost there we just need to keep our distance from the pill Tower and run over chickens woo bro okay

All right let’s do it I’m heading in bro these guys are literally in the Nether and I told them I just haven’t even found diamonds yet it doesn’t matter though cuz we’re about to get so upgraded and we’re going to defeat both of my friends and oh my gosh one last

Chicken yes 281 okay go go go go go go go go the energy belly Cannon is now mine use your hunger to Channel A Deadly energy blast good thing I Made bread if I’m not mistaken this should be like our body like our torso so here goes nothing

3 2 1 boom oh my gosh I got taller and yo let’s go we’re starting to look like a death machine and so it said something about wait what where did my oh yeah it’s my body it’s not even armor I like tried to look at it again but I guess we

Can’t something about my Hunger I mean I guess we should give it a shot if I hold my ability key wait why is that spinning oh my goodness what is hening oh my gosh I think I just crashed the game yeah yeah yeah Qui just rejoined back we’re

The first one’s on skidy just joined oh my goodness so weird oh my God wait so if I just use this ability too much it might just crash the game dude yo what the heck and I guess it uses like our hunger oh my gosh wait we’re getting

Tons of XP from this guys this is insane look at this 100 already yo we got to take down the freaking Pillager even though he’s upgraded with what some turrets as his arm and I ain’t scared no stupid bot Burger where’s that stupid turret Squidward oh my God oh my God

Okay wait where is it it’s right there it’s right there okay okay what up nerd come on give me your best shot okay that’s a pretty good shot all right well in that case let’s use my ability did I just oh my oh I thought I killed him oh

Dude d D wait this guy’s actually pretty difficult he keeps disappearing whenever he gets like out of range and oh my God wait I might die I might die dude this is actually not easy guys even with our upgrades this freaking Pillager is crazy please tell me other mobs are not going

To upgrade okay okay okay and take this oh my goodness come on come on come on I got to eat I got to eat I got to eat the attack uses so much hunger take this you bot okay surely he died oh my God he’s

One shot oh my God so am I wait the Golem got him you can’t make that up thank you bald man and you know what I still feel like bullying you wait what the heck are these giant blocks and oh my goodness look at our XP wait what the

I think we just got all this ow hey I was kidding man good job good job we got all that XP from the upgraded turret Pillager dude that is crazy and some emeralds yoink dude are these guys trying to beat the game or something get

Back get back I got to heal I got to heal oo speaking of beinga the game okay I really want arms guys I have everything in my mouth right now we have 2,400 XP which is perfect because now wait no it’s not perfect 5,000 oh my god well Mr Golem I wanted

Wanted to save you but how tough is this Golem guys what wao honestly I’m not complaining cuz the more damage I think we’re just getting a ton of XP for it take this okay finally we killed him we’re already at 3,200 now and so in order to get to 5,000 XP I

Think you guys know what time it is hey it’s Grind Time Grind Time Grind Time Grind Time let’s go diamonds we’re so close to 5,000 levels oh no actually I should be saying oh yes it’s skull guys it drops ton of XP this might actually

Be the XP gold mine I just have a very bad feeling last time we were at a structure Gamers oh my oh wait this is beautiful this is beautiful 5,000 we did it belly Cannon woo oh dude this is sick belly Kennon okay we can lit what was

That oh my God what is going on with my screen all seeing Warden well where is it I don’t see it oh my gosh wait there it is is that the all sing Warden I’m so confused though why is it called oh my my goodness it has an eyeball does that

Mean it’s no longer blind it doesn’t look like it does anything to me oh my God okay just stand still it won’t be able to smell me right it won’t know right right oh my oh my God it sees me it sees me it doesn’t e to smell anymore

Yo yo yo yo what the oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m actually dead wait this Warden is crazy this Warden is actually crazy this warden’s actually crazy it’s faster than me oh I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead oh my God oh

My God oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead oh my God to the shop to the shop to the shop go go go bro I didn’t even get a chance to use my belly Cannon it’s fine it’s fine we

Can get the drill if we aren’t fast enough with our tank tracks maybe our killer driller will be enough to take this thing down yo okay I mean I hope so I just spent all my XP on Let It Rip wait what like a Beyblade is

That a Beyblade reference I used to love Beyblades as a kid Gamers okay let’s go through I can hear it but I can’t see it oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay okay okay let’s go ahead and use our killer driller upgrade boom okay we did

It hello head I have a new head and it’s spinning oh my gosh all right you know what we got this we got this we got this still good I’m hiding right behind here I don’t know where he is I go and use my ability wo what the heck oh my gosh oh

My gosh yo wait I think we’re under him where ow oh there he is there he is there he is all right you little rat you want to fight yeah you can’t keep up with me wait what they both got sneak 100 I didn’t quick leave the game

Something Su is happening oh no he knows dude there’s diamonds right there okay but we can continue to use the drill as movement where did he go I hear him I hear him somewhere where are you oh my gosh okay there he is there he is let’s

Go up here using our drill there you go and take this you bot oh my gosh no no no no no oh I dude I just avoided his attack I avoided his attack belly Cannon oh my gosh wait I did a lot of good damage to him dude dude dude get away

Get away get away get away oh my gosh dude he’s like right there he’s right there bro bro it’s crazy wait be careful what are we looking at yo what oh my God oh my goodness oh wait what the Qui is there I got to shift I got to shift I

Got to shift no he’s coming after me oh my gosh no no no no no no no no no no oh my God oh my God I got to get away I got to get away I got to get away bro these guys are around quiff is here quiff and

And skidy are here he doesn’t know I’m here he doesn’t know I’m here belly Cannon come on dud we’re making so so much money though at the same time die nerd come on come on really quick if you’re thinking about the XP right now we’re literally looking at some sort of

Like robot he literally turned into RoboCop I told you this was so I knew he was going to stop with just the head he’s literally almost dead come on yes we killed him with the drill and oh my goodness dude dude dude dude no no this

Is this is scary this is scary this is scary yo I see them I see them are they going to come are they going to come they’re they’re pushing they’re pushing oh my gosh oh my gosh wait they’re getting my XP they’re getting my XP oh my God they have no

Idea actually oh oh go go go go oh my god dude what the heck where’s he at bro where’s he at Escape Escape Gamers oh my gosh I made it out though we got to get to the surface Gamers oh my gosh we made it

Dude we got to be careful man those guys are nearby I didn’t even freaking realiz sentient desert pyramid huh um I don’t get it there’s two pyramids right there wait sentient means alive is it saying that one of these pyramids are alive is it that one is it that one I

Didn’t see that one at first I mean we can just drill through this one just to check oh wait yeah no this thing is not alive at all so wait oh my gosh did you just shoot TNT at me n hold on you little rat you’re telling me that this

Structure is alive right now and throws T I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead oh my that thing is not a joke bro why I I don’t even know what’s going on guys but I guess the XP is like upgrading other things even structures

Now we can buy the final cyber chainsaw I think these should be our arms finally it’s so funny bro our arms are the final thing we’re getting 3 2 1 boom Oh my gosh we got them say goodbye to fingers and hello to chainsaws I’m about to

Become chainsaw man baby dude wait what is this yo this is so sick so my hands are now chainsaws and if I hold my ability oh my goodness wait just how strong are these chainsaws bro this looks so sick oh my God we got 5 minutes

Left I have a th9 levels there’s no way Bon’s playing legit right now and you know what he’s an idiot look at me wait what what he never deal yo what wait I’m flying hello you stupid structure you should have never been alive the XP in

This video was way too magical ow okay okay okay we got this we’re literally full Terminator man if I can just get up close I can slice this thing into bits and I know exactly what to do go go go go go and oh my gosh get out get out

This thing does so much damage okay we did a little bit of damage we got to go again for round two take this you bot and that did nothing are you kidding me underground underground underground and then chainsaw from within yo come on

Come on we killed it oh my God we did it guys guys we did it we actually did it we killed it and holy XP this is all XP bro we gained so freaking much from killing it wait but we got to hurry guys Death Match is literally any second now

And wait what why is there no loot what the oh wait oh I just found it Golden Apple okay honestly I’ll take all of this stuff we definitely got to grab the food yo I just realized how Derpy it looks when you have a pickaxe and the

Chainsaw hand why would you want a pickaxe when you got the chainsaw hands I can’t wait to see the boys’ reaction and they’re going down let’s do this y yo why is there flat villager bro okay so they haven’t seen me yet okay it

Started go go go go go go go go go go oh my gosh yo yo yo yo we have to do this bro we have to take them down we got to be careful yo I see are they up there I don’t know where they are maybe The High

Ground might be the wave guys I just realized by the way I have no like actual armor I just have double Health but they probably don’t have that good stuff what the hey yo wait what the oh my gosh that does so much damage okay

This is not going to be that easy yo wait he just said it’s not going to be that easy I think we can agree on that come here boy n yo chill what go to the ground go to Holy Cow yes oh my gosh perfect and I could

Just step up with the tank tracks yeah you guys might have bows but what they don’t realize is I have belly Cannon oh my goodness go yo what I had a pro right into it n don’t hide oh wait I need more food dang it dang it dang it dang it oh

My gosh quick you little rat you B man yo red gang up red gang up y screw red gang I’m up get it close get it close Okay I’m going to go and mute up guys got it oh oh my gosh what the heck no no no get

Out get out get out get out get out holy crap that powder snow actually just almost ruined me okay hold on maybe if I can like get on top of one hey yo no no no wait we can actually maybe sneak attack we can maybe sneak attack and we

Can use our chainsaw ability they don’t see me they don’t see me they know to stick together okay maybe if I shoot more of my belly Cannon then we can go ahead and get them to split up yo he’s definitely going to strike at any second

Bro I know this man yeah I knew it I knew it and take this you boss okay and now hide again hide again where’d he go where’d he go wait sk’s a little far skid a little far skidy here ow ow ow oh he’s on me get

Chainsaw wo come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh my gosh oh my gosh he’s going in for the kill yo what do I do yes we got him with the freaking we broke a totem I

Got him I killed him he dropped the totem oh I’m dead oh my gosh oh my gosh did Qui just crash wait what Qui just long off oh we got the totem okay wait where do oh my God Qui is on me behind

You oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh yo Qui chill bro chill chill chill chill chill it’s all for you gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh dude you did so much damage what get back here no I got to go I got to go oh my goodness thank goodness for

The drill okay wait I got a totem I got a totem now yo how many totems do you guys have Sky how did you give him to oh my oh my gosh get squished nerd yo get out get out get out go oh my’s no way

There’s no way what even what is wrong with me so whenever I hold my totem I can’t use my chainsaw oh dude this is going to be tricky why can’t I hear you but I can’t see you oh my gosh no you

Mess up no no no no no no no oh my God oh my God I got to get more food to charge up the belly Cannon die you know what I don’t care if your little flat pan come here you little stupid flat panc holy damage no come on come on no

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goodness oh oh oh oh oh my gosh half a heart half a heart no this is not going to be good this is not good Gamers I don’t know if I could do this quiff is

Way too powerful bro why is he so op bro yeah there you go there you go come on come on oh my gosh no no no no oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh dude he’s way too overpowered half a heart again oh my

Gosh no no no no no no no no I’m out I’m out I’m out oh this is not good this is not good this is not good okay I think I might need to just honestly I’m going to go ahead and act like I’m running way

Gamers and then watch this watch this 3 2 1 go go go go go go chainsaw chainsaw yes yes come on come on come on what in the come on come on come on oh my gosh I’m dude I’m just get I’m just to stick

It I’m going to stick it I’m going to stick it if we pop the totem we win if we pop the totem we win no oh my God we lost to a pancake and overpowered pancake I hate you you stupid pancake subscribe