Minecraft: Upgrading Dream to Godhood
All right, we’re checking out the only game where you can basically hire Fiverr-style Dream to repeatedly torture you until you become the greatest Minecraft player in all the world. It’s Minecraft. No, you don’t seem to understand. I’m serious. This is going to be legitimately the most insane mod that I’ve ever played. It changes everything. The characters, the creatures, the world physics, and going through dreams, various ridiculous tests that torture my body and soul. We will eventually become the most powerful ever. How powerful? I’m literally going to rip the entire nether, shove it into a little bottle, and be able to throw it wherever I want. You’ll see. Welcome everyone, to Baby Dream. Baby Dream is getting hungry. Have you tried putting an emerald on top, and a stick on the bottom? All right, so I guess– oh, well, there you go. There’s the emerald. “You might need this soon.” This is very concerning. Okay, so stick on top, emerald on the bottom. Oh, stick on the top and the bottom. The Dream Evolver. [chuckles] Left click me to initiate the upgrade, right click me to finish the evolve to my final form. It’s like Frieza-level Dream. Before we go there though, I do wanna get enough sticks to feed the Dream. Hold on. Okay. Yeah, keep vomiting out, like, meat and emeralds and-and wood. I don’t like to work. No joke, Baby Dream is the most amazing child a parent could have. I don’t need to do anything. Okay, so feed them sticks. Here we– [Windows XP error sound] “If your dumb developers didn’t tell you, I was coded to eat sticks.” I love how they don’t have any particular expectations for me. I mean, to be fair, I don’t really have the highest IQ. Reginald does though, you’ll notice his hat got much taller. That was to fit all the room his big brain needs. All right. Okay. How many do I have to– he’s get— How many sticks do you eat? I’ve literally just been tapping sti- the hell is– Oh, damn. [laughs] Ah. You know what I love? Not having to go anywhere. I don’t need to go to the game. Dream brings the game to me. Dream’s Portable Shipwreck. Click to throw. Really? Is this- is this the thing? He ate. [chuckles] His little body slithers on the ground too, look at it. [chuckles] All right, well, give me that thick– oh my God. [music plays] Yay. Yes. Is this what it’s like to be Dream? I might- I might as well collect my fill. Uh, there we go, gold. Okay, obviously we have to get Dream evolved into the next form. I just wanna get a little bit more geared. Oh my God. Sheep, I need to test something on you, I’m sorry. Works pretty good. Dream I just thought about something, brother. Where are you getting these sticks from? [chuckles] All right, time to bring Dream to his next form. Yo, I think it’s time for a little test, I hope you’re ready for this. Ah, it’s-it’s the Dream meme. -“This is Sparta.” -Oh– [laughs] Okay, this is– hold up. [chuckles] This is the most MLG ev— [laughs] I did it. This is what it’s like to become Dream. [chuckles] -[yells] -What the hell? Now, we have Derpy Dream. What the hell? Surely this is helpful. [background noise] What is blowing up in the distance? You know what, I don’t wanna know. Thanks for the diamonds though. [gibberish] Oh my God. What did- what did you give me? What is next, Derpy Dream? What must I do? You know what, stop messing around with a boat. “Play Minecraft. Mine diamonds.” You got it. Hey, okay. You’re going to give me that thing that drops on people’s heads? Oh, he wants an anvil. Okay. Ugh, I need one more. There we go. Okay, this should work. Okay, Dream. Bestow upon me– what the hell? Oh. Bestow upon me the power. Hey, “What a fantastic–” Oh, oh, oh, he suffered an entire village. Hold on, what? He dropped this too. Portable Neither Portal. Hold on, you got a Portable Village, a Portable Nether Portal, and a Portable Ocean Monument. It’s so convinient. This is- this is how hard it is to be a YouTuber, okay? You never know. You’re going through your completely legitimate Minecraft world when all of a sudden– hold on. [chuckles] And yeet. An ocean monument. Oh yeah. Oh, give me- give me the loot. Ooh. Oh, it’s even better than the last one. Oh, yeah. There’s Blaze Powder in here? This is what it’s like, huh? This is the way Minecraft actually works. Alright, let’s keep— there’s Ender Pearls in here. Really? [laughs] Yes. Sure. You know what, why not? Sure. I don’t need this anymore, hopefully. Is the pickaxe getting stupider? It sure is. Oh yeah, I don’t- I don’t have the ridiculous sword yet, might as well grab that. You know what, more Blaze Powder, why not? So now I got to know, does the Portable Village give you, Like, you know, loot that’s just as stupid? Dream loot go. Okay. [chuckles] There’s my Portable Village. I love it. It makes an entire fricking village. Woah. The hell? Aah, Dream damn it. I’m trapped inside all your diamonds. Okay, so now that we’ve- now that we’ve seen that, I guess it’s time for the, uh, the completely convenient Ender Portal. Hold on, let me– come here sheep, let me get right next to you. You’re gonna wanna see this. Here we go. Okay. Wow. [chuckles] Man, making this thing is a real pain in the ass. Okay, so at this point, I think we’re ready for the next phase of Dreamington. All right Dream, let’s do this. “I think it’s time for your next test.” Okay. “I hope your aim is as good as mine. Only headshots will work.” [music] I’ve got bad news I so my– What the hell? I was gonna say, I’ve got bad news, I suck. That’s the whole point, you’re supposed to be- ow. You’re supposed to make me better. Ugh. Oh, it’s the Hunters. The Hunters versus the– okay. Oh wow, they’re actually little bastards. Ugh. Ah, got’em. Yeah. I-I feel kinda bad, It’s like I’m killing children. Boop. There you go, this is it. Four Hunters versus Gray. Bam. I did it. Dre-Dream is gonna evolve. Truly one of the greats. I can feel a change coming from all this excite– [music] [chuckles] I love to break stuff. You and me both, Beefcake Dream. [chuckles] Look at the pecs on this guy. Just the sounds from his footsteps. Jesus. “Try this out for size.” Try what? Did he drop something? Oh, oh, a Golden Apple. Oh, hell yes. What the hell? An enchanting table, and a– what? “This trader will help you. Dream sponsors.”