URGENT: Help Me Survive in Minecraft! Ep. 1

Hello and welcome welcome to uh this awful experience um if you’re not familiar my name is George berry soda and I am a part of a group called couch apps and this server is going to be for all of us we’re going to oh my goodness we’re going to be building on

This Server together building on Little Homes um and trying to survive and hopefully not die but I’m a part of the server so that’s probably going to happen so this is what I got so far you can see soda’s home um yeah it’s a nice little little house I built um I

Just kind of winged it I didn’t use a tutorial obviously like it’s not that great um and it’s not finished there’s other things I need to do and change it this island right here is sod do Island it’s mine no more on it I’m just kidding and this is my chicken

Friend oh no I’m sorry chicken friend oh gosh so that was my chicken friend but I don’t think he likes me um but anyways uh another good thing is we have pretty cool um oops oh my gosh don’t look at this uh but we have some custom weapons on this Realms server

As you can see look at this I got a pogo stick cuz I’m awesome we got like crapping grappling hooks got a Boomstick a soul launcher which I tried earlier and it didn’t do anything I was just confused um lucky blade pretty cool yeah definitely going to use these

And probably still fail and be judged but you know what I don’t care oh look at this look at this yeah isn’t that awesome hell yeah it is that’s the correct answer what do you want Mr skeleton um let me go to sleep stay out of my

House okay I’ll give you a tour in the morning here let me go to sleep real quick sleep oh no yes sleep but like I have my living room I have a storage room I have my kitchen which I don’t have food I’m

Poor um oh god oh oh my God it’s my pogo stick it’s okay I’m brave okay I’m not scared anyways that’s my kitchen um over here’s my bedroom which I have another room over here that goes upstairs to my attic um with a a big window so people

Can watch me in my house and I could be like hey get off my Island I see you chicken I see you I’m bored so I’m going to hop on and see what everyone else wants to do let’s get my dog to come with me yeah follow me I know you’re awesome

You st there so I accidentally punched my chicken what what no there was my chicken why why oh I got dinner let’s put this chicken in here let’s cook it you’ve made me do this look what you’re making me do why you falling in love with me man you hate

Chickens stay inside D my dog’s evil she killed my chicken and I ate my chicken and he fell in love with me what is this game you want to be my chicken sword of explosions oh yeah I’ll definitely not use that let’s do something dangerous let’s put it

In survival oh God I’m going to die yeah I know I’m a monster it’s okay if my dog can kill chickens I can too it’s only fair hi Mr Pig hi Mr Pig I got some mushrooms I got a sheep what are you doing yeah you want this you can have it I

Don’t want it but I don’t know what I’m doing I don’t know what I want to do I’m just going to kind of run around and see what happens what you doing a little chicken you want to be my new chicken okay come here I love you I’m taking your baby

Chicken it’s going to be mine okay anyways I got a new baby chicken pet you have a name recommendations oh God oh God run run baby chicken run God there’s a spider give me chicken come on go outside hide from the zomie peace no get your oh God Creeper Creeper

Creeper Creeper Creeper Creeper Creeper come inside please come inside come inside get your own chicken he’s mine oh God oh God oh God I’ll keep you safe upstairs it’s my attic chicken come here come upstairs please please come upstairs come on come on clim please that’s awkward oh

No I won’t eat you I promise where’d you go where’d you go don’t don’t eat my chicken I didn’t think that’s through can I attach you to my bed no oh I can’t sleep cuz there monsters oh no go away you’re not welcome but like I said my friends are

Going to be playing with me so if they’re on they can come rescue me not that I need it but they could if they wanted so many monsters and it’s storming I hate this okay Okay who wants to fight bring it on I’ll fight all of you one at a time

Yeah come on who wants to fight got a sword of explosions I’ll use oh God oh God oh God that’s a terrible weapon well I hate that damn it I thought i”d make them explode not freaking birth out TNT oh God there’s creepers everywhere creepers be creeping yo time to

Die oh God I see you oh God the golden zombie help this is awful okay zombie give me your stuff no breing it on people bre it on Monsters I ain’t scared I ain’t scared it on llamas oh God baby zombie help help please this is awful I need more

Alerts hell yeah okay this word’s pretty cool C Scopes has changed their skin oh God oh God please oh God I hate this come on come on come on I’m not scared of you oh God okay everything’s going wrong please help per scrubs please oh god oh where’s

My bed where’s my bed can I sleep yet no oh God oh God please I sent I sent a rescue SOS out forer scrubs to come save me cuz he’s my friend oh God please just hide just don’t move they won’t they won’t see me wait can the zombies break down my

Door yeah oh God help please puffer I am way far away from you you’re not going to help me oh gosh what the fun to me my friends if you’re not going to save me in time of need there’s like five zombies outside my door and I killed

Like five of them and there’s like 400 creepers poer scrubs to the rescue yeah puer scrubs might die on the way there please don’t perer scrubs is also going to refer himself in the third person I I’ve noticed there’s so many creepers let’s go upstairs let’s look out the window

Oh God there’s a zombie upstairs he’s outside my balcony his hands are sticking through the door go away I have a amethyst broadsword it’s actually pretty good saying um I have nothing so I’m going to come over there and just punch a bunch of zombies in the face

Well how are you supposed to save me if you have nothing cuz I’m better than you I got a baby chicken I went to take my dog for a walk and I was like hey look everyone this is my baby chicken and my dog atee my chicken actually that’s a lie my dog

Killed the chicken so I took it inside cooked my chicken and ate it in front of it because that’s what my dog forced me to do you have a dog and not a cat I was like see what you made me do and he fell in love with me there was

Hearts he’s weird go away go away oh God I opened the door wrong button oh God shut the door okay I’m good everything’s fine okay I’m going back outside I got this i got this i got this come here llamas want to protect me okay there’s two skeletons there’s a

Creeper there’s a spider there’s two explosions in the ground there’s another creeper that just spawned I saw him spawn I’m at that Village that’s by your house okay yeah there’s two Villages that’s not too far away oh whoa that was a gap that I just jumped over zombies come here yeah my friend’s

Coming to save me your friend’s bringing an army of monsters right pretty much where are you I’m out back my out out back house by the campfire oh I see you oh my goodness you like my Army hell yeah see everyone this is why he’s my best friend

And this if I was not talking bad about him before this excuse me exactly what the hell is that I will make these creepers blow up and blow up your house I keep seeing you you and I keep thinking you’re a creeper how dare you I’m only slightly

Okay go away oh God don’t blow up please don’t my fence Okay how many uses do you get with that thing unlimited look at this it’s it’s all the the dead bodies that I’ve been killing they came back to protect me shoot them I told you I’m bringing an army going to put prescript get away from my friend

Ow can’t hit me if you get in front of my skeletons they will hit you H don’t hit me y I survived where’s where’s this idiot there he is told you told you I didn’t need anyone wait wait minute you just say you don’t need anyone no I need my best friend

You Raphael also know as pepper Scrubs I see you I see you trying to be sneaky huh you I see you I didn’t do anything is it you up there you’re blind you’re blind no I’m not how’d you build a firework oh God I’m good cuz I’m

Good where is the village nearby what dire uh there’s two uh go in the direction you’re going now and and you’ll see it that’s the closest one I’m going to go rob them no why cuz I have nothing I want to Rob them at the Village oh my

Goodness you guys have enough pigs it’s pig farm oh they have carrots don’t mind if I do just I’m going to help them Farm you guys are doing a beautiful job at farming carrots or growing carrots um I’ll plant one I’ll eat I want ters is carrots all they have uh I think

So I mean they have like 20 pigs and a chicken got some horses o potatoes but it’s almost night time which is not cool crap I don’t know where my house is I don’t know where my house is it’s okay I got a broadword and I know how to use

It bring it on punks kill all of you and you oh God oh God I think I live this way oh God baby zombie I’m sorry it must be done okay I murdered a baby zombie I oh I see I see my blossom tree oh

God the hell is that sound yeah kill him it’s me it’s me okay and you’re being chased by a bunch of [ __ ] no I’m not if I don’t see them they don’t exist oh God I hear sounds and I don’t like it oh jeez there’s a bunch of zombies over

Here it’s okay kitty I’ll protect you where’d you go kitty the kitty jumped off the cliff oh God there’s a skeleton run away run do you want to go inside and sleep yep get up it’s an emergency oh god this is my bedroom get your

Own um I just had to get in here ow ow ow get inside this your army is cooking my ass get inside I’m inside sleeping through the sight we survived yay I want to tell you a secret I’ve never said this before but I’m scared of the dark in Minecraft I’m scared of

Zombies I legitimately can’t explore caves by myself oh I tamed it in one fish come here kitty come here kitty oh it was easy come here baby come on gotell little brown kitty she’s Perfect come here I got a kitty too you don’t need a leash I see you creeping

Well I want a leash don’t judge me we are Raphael don’t judge this don’t judge this okay I should kill your cat cuz you killed my dog are we about to do this we can do it if you want I have an army I mean I’m down so who you guys

Think want to win in a fight him with unlimited SK skeletons or me with unlimited amazing muscles and a poker stick yeah you sit up there baby yeah I got a PO wait it’s night time it’s scary where are you that’s right when it’s sounds

Scary it has to be fair it has to be oneon-one oh God W I just got smacked in the back do you have a bed on you oh crap oh no I’m being raided crap no time to fight friends to the death oh God oh God time to defend my Island from Raiders

Raiders scum our war has to be put on hold see look how amazing I am everyone see I’m so good I could totally take on all these every what did I just pick up single one God there’s so many there too many ow I got an ill B Banner put that

Right there actually I’m not going to do that I don’t like that go away oh God what they invading again help Why oh God oh God oh sh they got they got giant horse elephant things is this the elephant monster you’re talking C him out oh God stay away from let my skeletons fight him watch out he’s right behind you run he died there were two of them oh

There’s two of them oh I see the other one I’m not scared of you little [ __ ] oh God run away there’s three of them oh god oh there’s four of them don’t hit me please oh wait they have he coming from okay see perfectly fine come here cat

Where’s my stupid cat don’t call your cat stupid it’s not very nice where did it go did it die it didn’t say it died does it say does it say it dies yeah if if your animal dies it pops up with little notification say and it

Died oh that’s like when you murdered my dog oh it’s sitting over here for some reason that didn’t happen don’t watch beginning of the stream everyone look away you murdered my dog yeah well we’re about to fight to the death as soon as we’re done being teammates and fighting

These illers that invaded my Island thank you for helping save my Island by the way wait are you doing that yeah why oh God God I saw another one yeah you deserve it kill him what are you doing I didn’t know you could summon those things yeah what are you doing

You’re making my Island terrible you’re ruining my Island get off my Island get off my island or prepare to die nope okay where about to do this everyone I’m going to go put all my other stuff away and I’m about to kill my best friend final warning why do I feel like

You’re about to cheat no I’m literally no see people people in the chat they can see I just have my sword I have my food I have two arrows which I don’t want you can have them that’s right why am I oh that’s right I thought I was poisoned okay you

Have some kind of effect on you yeah it’s called amazingness there’s zombies behind you I don’t care you’re about to be a zombie come on ready sure okay ow oh no oh yeah oh your skeletons don’t even protect you that’s cuz they’re fighting the stupid zombies that are behind you

Die zombies take all your stuff your stuff is mine you’re just trying to get enemies here yeah oh I see him down there I’ll kill you one way or another stop no save me things that I spawned and definitely don’t want to kill me oh my God they’re all

Ow can you believe this horse can you believe what he did um so I have a problem what I have 1 2 3 4 5 six of those things on my Island Seven there’s one behind me it go down 8 rounds in the 45 it go

Down yeah 8 rounds and the 45 it go down 8 rounds in the 45 it go down yeah 8 rounds in the 45 it go down 8 rounds in the 45 it go down yeah 8 rounds in the 45 down rounds in the 45 go down