Yo Obama want to hop on Minecraft right now I got a few hours away from Melania sure homie let me just text Joe no stop don’t text Joe too late [ __ ] okay so who’s gonna buy the realm not me I bought the realm last time what’s a Realm oh my [ __ ] god this is what I was talking about Obama I guess I’ll have to buy the realm it’s not like it will hurt my eight billion dollar Fortune maybe this realm will help start your seventh bankruptcy shut the [ __ ] up Biden you don’t even know how to count Guys can we just load up the realm okay I bought it let’s hop in all right I’ll start mining Obama can you get us some logs to build the house sure but what will Joe do yeah I can help uh I guess you can go find us a village or Something okay I’ll start looking all right I got us a couple stacks of iron I’ll start making some armor okay I’m just finishing up the base just got to fill in one more wall guys I found the village holy [ __ ] finally you do something useful for once what are the Chords the what oh my [ __ ] god Joe hit F3 holy [ __ ] are these hieroglyphs I’m just gonna top to him no don’t we promised we wouldn’t cheat this time there’s no way he’s going to be able to find the coordinates Joe do you see the X i and Z tell us those numbers uh oh I see them the coordinates are 14 671 and 3700. all right I’m going to check it out Obama finish up the base got you homie I wonder why this Village is so small oh my [ __ ] god what he found a Witch hut and thinks it’s a village oh my God wait how is this not a village Joe do you see any [ __ ] villagers the people with the big ass nose and look like your wife yeah I saw one of them earlier no you didn’t show me yeah see He’s right here that’s a witch you dumbass oh that must be why I’m dying of poison I hope he kills you I’m going back to the base damn the base looks nice where did you learn how to build houses like this Yemen you’re not funny [ __ ] all right whatever but where are The beds I’m killing some sheep right now but they’re hard to find all right I’ll just get some food then Hey Joe I found your wife really where is she next to your mother wait how did you find them in Minecraft you’ll see you [ __ ] [ __ ] see this is why Obama and I play Roblox without you you what the [ __ ] Obama I’ve been asking you to play Roblox all day yesterday Joe you [ __ ] dumbass yes we were playing Roblox but I swear we only played for 30 minutes on the baby Tycoon nope Obama and I played For five hours last night till 3 A.M I swear to God if I become president again both of your asses are going straight to jail underneath the jail sedimentary confinement wow not cool bro yeah Obama you want to just go play more to Baby Tycoon I’m down I hate both of you Hey Joe sorry about last time do you want to hop on Minecraft yeah bro I’ll call Obama yo what’s up Joe yo Obama hop on Minecraft Trump is starting the realm back up all right give me like five minutes all right Joe come back to the base and let’s start expanding and Where’s Obama he said he’ll be on in five minutes yeah he’s definitely not getting on Michelle probably got his ass on a leash El Mal all right Joe you expand the base a bit because this one is kind of small and he’ll go mining and get us some diamond tools okay I’ll make It split so you and I can have separate chests finally you have have a smart idea for once [ __ ] you [ __ ] you’re just mad your wall never got finished oh hell now you know that [ __ ] was rigged I would have had the wall finished and a Second one built around your house so no one has to hear your dumb ass you’re really gonna call that rigged I wiped the floor with your ass [ __ ] I was beating your ass until your vote started popping out of nowhere stay mad homie let’s go I finally found diamonds nice Make us some swords now [ __ ] you I’m making myself some tools and you can have the extras if I’m going to share the Basin building you got to share the diamonds dumbass true all right I’ll make us both swords all right the base is basically finished I made two Separate spaces for us and then a middle Tower connecting it so we can share stuff that sounds pretty nice not gonna lie I’m surprised you actually know what you’re doing now yeah bro come take a look Joe do you have any idea what the [ __ ] you just built yeah it’s a base so Obama can have the house and you and I can share this Joe you just built a giant dick this video is definitely going to get demonetized [ __ ] not bad though the interior is nice but it would be even nicer if I knew I wasn’t living inside of a ball don’t worry about it Bro let’s go to the Nether and get some blaze rods to take our minds off of it sounds good to me I got some obsidian while I was down there all right let’s hop in okay I’ll start building Cobblestone around it so we don’t get stuck here all right I’ll look for Another Fortress yeah let me know the chords once you find it [ __ ] no no no this is bad what happened a gas just blew out the nether portal okay so just use a flint and steel and light it back up Joe you dumbass if I had a flint and Steel I would have used it by now we’re stuck in the nether oh my [ __ ] God I’ll get some materials to make a fire charge Joe there’s no way you’re coming up with these ideas do you have a teleprompter in your gaming setup too [ __ ] you [ __ ] it’s pretty helpful you Should get one not for playing Minecraft you dumbass if I didn’t have it we’d be stuck here forever true let’s go I found the nether fortress nice bro I finished the Cobble room what are the chords come to minus one 146.53 minus 374. all right I’m on my way where the wither skeletons At Joe there is no way you’re this goddamn stupid even your teleprompter should have told you this isn’t another Fortress the [ __ ] do you mean what else would this be it’s a giant structure in the nether Joe this is a goddamn Bastion what the [ __ ] is a bastard it’s your Mother’s family reunion because everyone here is a pig [ __ ] you [ __ ] let’s go find another Fortress then okay follow me see this is what another Fortress looks like bro stop bringing that up that was like an hour ago Joe that was a minute ago did you not take your Dementia pills my what pills oh my [ __ ] god whatever Joe just help me find some blazes yo I found Obama Obama’s not even on dumbass yes I swear he is he’s right here Elmo bro that’s too far nah bro I swear they look identical just kill him and get his Charcoal for the fire charge you’re right all right here are the blazes I’ll get us a bunch of blaze rods go look for some chests and get the stuff out of them all right I’ll go look okay I got us 10 blaze rods that should be enough All right let’s go back to the base all right wait where the [ __ ] was the base bro there’s no way you didn’t write down the chords it’s not my fault I have your dementia asked constantly in my ear distracting me you think I have dementia [ __ ] you forgot to write down the Chords that’s the first thing you do when you get in the nether [ __ ] off let’s Trace our steps and go from there I wasn’t even paying attention I’ll just follow you you were too busy looking at your teleprompter [ __ ] you just follow me dumbass finally we found the portal All right light it up um what I don’t have enough to craft a fire charge what do you mean you have charcoal and blaze powder what more do you need we got to kill a ghast for gunpowder oh mad bro stay here and I’ll go do it now Bro I can help trust me I’m a pro at this game okay but don’t get in my way all right I want okay there’s one just gotta wait for it to shoot me nah bro why wait I’m just gonna throw my sword at it what the [ __ ] do you mean throw Your sword at it watch me bro [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why did it go off the edge Joe you absolute clown I knew you were stupid but this is next level dumbass bro it’s not my fault I’m just trying to help Joe what part of Stay by the nether Portal did you not understand Oak fine kill the gas then dumbass okay I will see I killed it you couldn’t do that oh yeah go pick up the gunpowder then [ __ ] yeah dumbass we need to find a gas that’s not over lava okay here’s one you Kill it and I’ll watch I don’t even have my sword anymore yeah I know I saw you throw it off dumbass shut up okay finally we got the gunpowder let’s go back to the portal and get out of here yeah I don’t want to be stuck here with Your dumb ass anymore says the one who threw his sword into lava why you got to bring up the pass bro that was one [ __ ] minute ago Joe holy [ __ ] somebody at the White House needs to get your pills let’s just leave finally we’re back let’s agree to never go back To the nether unless absolutely necessary yeah that’s probably a good idea I’m going to hop off I got to do some more campaigning if I want to beat your ass in the next election good luck bro you’re not even going to come close nah bro I got in the bag I’ll see you Later though all right I’ll see you later hey guys sorry I took so long yo guys are you ready to beat the Ender Dragon finally yeah bro let’s beat the Ender Dragon so we can get wings Yo Mama did you see the house I built last episode no bro Michelle wanted me to Take her to dinner show me it’s behind your house come to take a look Donald did you seriously let him build this bro I was mining and when I came back up it was all already there what’s wrong with it Joe it’s literally a penis no it’s Not you’re just looking at it wrong it’s two small houses with a tower Joe how can you be this innocent you sniff babies well at least I don’t make babies cry like Donald does hey Bro [ __ ] you that baby was propaganda hired by your Administration there’s no [ __ ] way Guys let’s not argue about this what do we need to beat the Ender Dragon I already got us blaze rods we just need ender pearls now all right Joe you want to go get us some ender pearls sure what do they look like Obama’s balls oh my [ __ ] god Donald Joe when you see the Enderman kill them and collect their pearls once you have 15 come back to the base and what are you guys going to do dear Mother Donald shut up and get us some diamond armor okay but what are you gonna do your mother go [ __ ] yourself Nah but for real I got to get some gear since you guys played without me last night it’s not our fault you’re a simp yeah Obama grows some balls or take them back from the Enderman shut up you guys are just mad I’m in a healthy relationship yeah with a man don’t start Again with this [ __ ] we all know it’s true you don’t have to hide it how about you hide my foot up your ass are you sure you don’t want to use Michelle’s big ass feet instead guys come on let’s focus or we aren’t going to beat the Ender Dragon yeah Joe has a point fine I’ll start mining I’ll start making us some potions holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what Joe’s mother is trying to kill me Donald pigs aren’t aggressive no it’s a warden oh [ __ ] homie get out of there you guys are both Pricks you know that and I wish Strip mining was still a thing same bro new update is kind of whack but we got to deal with it I’m still confused as to what the [ __ ] Enderman looks like just Google Michelle Obama shut the [ __ ] up Donald and get us diamonds I am I’ve already found half of the diamonds we Need good I’m getting us a lot of potions especially for Joe fair enough all right I got us three sets of diamond armor and a sword for you Obama nice homie I got us the potions we need I got like 14 ender pearls I just need one More nah bro that’s probably enough all right I’ll head back to the base then Hey Joe can you go back inside the house and grab my sword I think I left it in my chest yeah for sure I got you oh I like your new door it’s automatic now Yeah Joe just find my sword what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh male Joe you [ __ ] dumbass how does he fall for the oldest trick in the book what the [ __ ] guys why did you tell me that someone put TNT under my house that was us you Dumbass we wanted to get rid of your dick house wow Obama bombing houses again I thought you’ve changed since Yemen hey [ __ ] you Joe all right I’ll go find the Ender Portal and I’ll tell you guys the chords once I find it I’m gonna go to the village and see if they have Any good trades I’ll work on build thanks Donald that will actually help a lot I don’t know if you like it why wouldn’t I like it uh you’ll see when you get back okay but I’m sure you’re a good Builder Donald you shouldn’t doubt yourself oh I’m definitely a good Builder I’m glad I’m the one finding the portal because Obama wouldn’t be able to what are you talking about Joe don’t worry about it all right Donald I’m coming back to the base I just finished building it you’ll love it what the [ __ ] is this I promised the American people I Would build a wall and since the election was rigged I had to do it in Minecraft shut up Donald or Matt I won stop whining Donald how are we even going to live in the wall we aren’t I just want you and Joe on the other side Of the wall oh my [ __ ] god so rather than just building your own base and tell us we can go in it you decide to build a giant [ __ ] wall deal with it [ __ ] guys I found the ender portal nice Joe what are the chords What the [ __ ] is that noise hold on guys Jill is vacuuming my room oh my God Joe tell her to get out guys actually I gotta go you [ __ ] simp yeah bro and I thought I was simping shut up I’m leaving oh my God Obama you want to go Play Roblox I’m down homie yo Obama hop on the realm all right homie I’ll call Joe don’t you dare call Joe Bro he has the chords to the Ender Portal we need him to get on that’s true Yo Joe want to hop on Minecraft I can’t right now Jill Wants to go mini golfing tonight bro you’re so lame just hop on and tell us where the ender portal is I’m not even home you bozo I hope you break your back on hole late [ __ ] [ __ ] you Joe says he can’t get on just tell him to get on for A second so he can tell us where the ender portal is tried that his [ __ ] ass is going mini golfing with Jill so Mal I bet you 10 bucks he breaks his back on that’s what I said on my own yo Obama since I built the wall The wall start working on my house bro don’t build some stupid ass [ __ ] nah bro it’s different this time I’m not going to build a dick that was Joe that built that yeah but you were there bro I told you I was mining and he built it by the Time I was done that’s major cap and you know that Donald [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you too I’m gonna look at some YouTube tutorials from my house oh now you suck at buildings nah bro I just want a big house I missed the White House same bro But at least I got two terms [ __ ] I [ __ ] you bro we both know why you won oh yeah why is that because you’re a [ __ ] wow you’re so funny whatever bro I’m gonna get the materials from my house all right I’m gonna look for a Pillager Hut so we can eventually do some raids smart idea holy [ __ ] bro this house is going to take a lot of materials stop whining and go get the materials then I am it’s just a lot of materials bro I have to find a Pillager Hut where the Hell do you find those oh never mind just found one lucky [ __ ] I’m still getting materials maybe you shouldn’t have blown Joe’s dick in the last episode whoa dude you got to rephrase that before I answer oh man my bad bro you shouldn’t have blown up Joe’s dick House in the last episode then you would still have a house and you wouldn’t have to be looking for materials true but I’m not going to live inside of a goddamn ball sack that is a good point all right I finally got enough materials I’m going to start building all right sounds good I’m coming back to the base right now okay just don’t go into the village with bad Omen so a raid doesn’t start yeah bro I’m going around it why the [ __ ] is Joe’s stuff in my chest because the guy who makes these videos has to swap out our inventories when he records each Character oh yeah I forgot about that Elmo all right I finished building homie what the [ __ ] how did you build that in 30 seconds I made Mexico pay for it bruh doesn’t it look nice it kind of looks like the White House if it was a modern Home that’s why I picked it Joe’s fat ass doesn’t deserve to be in the White House hi bro you lost fair and square nah bro I’m telling you that [ __ ] was more rigged than Super Bowl 52. okay maybe the Super Bowl was rigged but now bro stop whining and get a second term Like me you’ve said that twice already yeah because I won twice [ __ ] you’re so goddamn annoying deal with it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] when is Joe getting on there is no way his ass has been mini golfing for this long yeah bro he’s probably in the hospital after what Happened on hole eight oh mile but to be honest I think since he’s picking Jill over us we should just beat the Ender Dragon ourselves yeah let’s just do that because I’m not waiting any longer I really want to get wings why so you can fly over Villages and bomb them hey Bro [ __ ] you that was a long time ago well Mao all right so we’ll get the blaze rods and you get the ender pearls bro why do you get the easy job the [ __ ] do you mean getting the blaze rods is harder because I have to go in the Nether do you know how hard it is to find Enderman they are literally your brothers just call them up on your phone go [ __ ] yourself bro you literally set yourself up for that one I don’t know what you expected whatever bro I already found one I guess This won’t be as hard as I thought nice I’m already at the nether fortress and I’m getting us some blaze rods all right come back and help me kill some Enderman once you’re done okay I got 10 I’ll start heading back actually Wade Enderman also spawn in the nether so you Keep looking there and I’ll look here that’s actually a smart idea Donald thanks Obama yeah bro did you have one of your 50 advisors tell you that you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] I thought you could be nice for once hell no your Cheeto looking ass needs to learn some respect First go [ __ ] yourself how many ender pearls you got if I got eight right now what about you oh perfect I have seven that should definitely be enough all right I’ll come back to the base okay I’ll meet you there do you still have those strength potions from earlier yep Still got them nice will make us some bows because I hate waiting for the Ender Dragon to come down all right I’ll make us some arrows we literally have everything we need we could beat the ender dragon by ourselves easily yeah bro let’s start going to the end portal all right follow me Um Obama I don’t know if you’ll be able to make it to the Ender Portal why wouldn’t I um you’ll see a [ __ ] [ __ ] okay cross the river then all right watch me see that was easy holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s a surprise [ __ ] you yo I think this is where Biden found the Portal last night there’s just a random hole here yeah let’s check it out Yep this is definitely it now we just got to find the Portal room found it damn that was fast I guess I got pretty lucky all right I’ll put in the eyes yo guys I’m back There is no [ __ ] chance Joe you [ __ ] imbecile we just got all the materials and found the ender portal because your dumb ass wouldn’t get on yeah Joe what the [ __ ] were you doing for so long there is no way you were just mini golfing uh well we went mini Golfing and uh Jill wanted to get freaky but it literally was not coming up I got a dead earthworm down there Joe you [ __ ] [ __ ] just come to the portal room oh [ __ ] you guys are already here holy [ __ ] [ __ ] can someone at the White House get your dementia pills we Literally just said we are at the ender portal all right [ __ ] you [ __ ] I just got on I wish you didn’t true I don’t think Joe deserves to beat the Ender Dragon with us hey [ __ ] you guys I found the ender portal fair and square True but we are still mad at you all right Donald Place the eyes all right everyone let’s go in Donald we got to take out the end crystals yeah true Hey Joe how about you go up to one of those towers and break the End Crystal how do I do that just go up there and punch it damn that’s easy this boss is weak as [ __ ] this [ __ ] idiot what was that nothing all right I’ll break it what the [ __ ] you [ __ ] pricks it killed me yeah we know your [ __ ] ass was just Gonna stop us from beating it wow [ __ ] you all right Obama let’s get this done I’ll start breaking the end crystals with my bow yep same homie oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I pissed off too many Endermen [ __ ] Bro run or try and climb up somewhere [ __ ] I died bro we should have placed Beds by the portal now I’m back at the base [ __ ] now I got to do this by myself I hope you die [ __ ] nah bro I got this in the bag I’ve done this a hundred times and I just took out the last Crystal I Just got to keep shooting it and I got this Joe let’s start heading back to the Ender Portal so we can help Donald yeah smart idea let’s go I killed it we did it hey let’s go finally we beat the ender dragon all right Obama collect the Egg got you homie yep got the egg all right let’s go back to the base yeah we can put the egg in my house and have it be a trophy for the world yeah bro let’s do it all right go put the egg inside Trump I’m going inside wait Obama did You put pressure plates on my door no why would I do that you [ __ ] dumbass no what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you Joe I had to pay Mexico two billion dollars for this house eat [ __ ] dumbass this is what you get for blowing my dick are you Joe Chill Joe you sound mad homo right now whatever [ __ ] [ __ ] you in your house I’m getting off [ __ ] [ __ ] you too bruh you Donald start up the realm Joe and I are getting on we got to beat the Wither next all right bro but Joe is going to have to rebuild My house after what he did in the last episode it took me two billion dollars in Mexico’s Workforce to make that house I ain’t rebuilding your tiny house that thing is the size of the White House’s bathroom if anything I actually did you a favor Donald okay how about we make a Deal what kind of deal since we beat the Ender Dragon last episode I’ll go in the end and find us wings and you have to stay back at the base and build me a new house the exact same way that I built it uh okay but if You don’t give them to me I’ll blow your house up again okay fine it’s not like you’ll get lost like you do going up the goddamn stairs hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] it was windy you fell four times shut up you Donald if you want to get me wings too I’ll get you some netherrite how much netherite how about two pieces make it four three or No Deal idiot I would have done it for two you’re a [ __ ] you should read the art of the deal no one is reading your shitty book Donald well I’m the one getting three pieces of Netherite just go get my wings fat ass all right give me like 30 minutes because I have to find wings for all of us okay Donald I got most of the materials are you sure Joe it took me a lot longer to get the materials when I Did it you just have a skill issue I just made the longest train of TNT I’m about to find your netherite in one go yeah we all know you’re really good at bombing things you’ve improved your skills since Yemen do you have to bring That up every time shut up and get me my netherite Donald I’m starting to build the house all right I got two Wings right now just need one more after I get your netherride I’m gonna make a bunch of fireworks so we can fly constantly That is true how else are you going to fly over Villages and drop bombs oh my [ __ ] God I could say I’m going to the grocery store and you would somehow find a way to make that a Yemen joke how about instead of of going to grocery Store you find me my netherite I already did [ __ ] I just got to get back to the base and craft it all right I got all three wings I just got to find an End Portal to go through okay Donald the house is complete but I’ll meet you as Soon as you get back from the ender portal to get my wings no worries Joe we’ll just get them when I get to the base nah bro don’t worry about it I’ll come to you Joe you’re acting weird did someone forget to give you your dementia Pills again hey [ __ ] you I took them last night are you sure or did you forget you’re not funny Joe what the [ __ ] is that uh can I have my wings I said to build it the same way as my last house this is the wish.com version of my goddamn house I still Built it and you can live in it this thing is so goddamn small your wife couldn’t even fit in it hey Bro [ __ ] you this is affordable housing Joe your version of affordable housing is if Jeff Bezos could afford it then it’s affordable housing just give me my Goddamn Wings Obama I put yours in the chest thanks Donald I’ll leave your netherride in my chest as well Joe follow me uh okay but why are we going to the nether remember that time when we got stuck in the nether yeah that was a Pain to get out of do you remember what you did with your sword yeah I threw it in the lava yeah your wings are meeting your goddamn sword what the [ __ ] why did you throw it in the goddamn lava Joe I literally have to live inside of a Goddamn shoe box because of you [ __ ] you could have told me to redo it and then you could give me the wings later true but I think this was better not gonna lie that’s kind of funny hey [ __ ] you Obama at least I have wings [ __ ] I’m gonna go get them my dad himself I’m going to make us some fireworks so we can each have a stack while you do that I’m going to build us an enchanting room why do we need an enchanting room because if I get looting three on my Sword then I can go kill your clones and get their skulls what the [ __ ] are you talking about bro how do you not know this you need three Wither Skeleton skulls to spawn a wither [ __ ] you bro I do not look like a wither skeleton yeah You’re right you’re a bit on the shorter side [ __ ] you [ __ ] I love you too bro oh my [ __ ] god what happened I found a ship and it’s the same one you found so the wings are gone you should have just built the house right or you could Have asked your 50 advisors to do it faster hey [ __ ] you I don’t have advisors I have a teleprompter I got the skulls we need great bro let’s make a trap it underground and beat it together with all three of us it would be super easy Nah bro I gotta do it by myself there’s no way you could beat the Wither by yourself why don’t we help you so we can easily beat it because the guy who makes these videos has no idea how that would work if he can only record one character At a time oh yeah that is true I’m gonna go back to the Pillager Hut I found earlier and get bad Omen and start a raid so I can get you some totems of undying smart idea yeah and I still have to find my wings shut up Joe you would Have wings if you just listened to your teleprompter like you always do [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you dude I’ll make some potions for your fight Donald strength two and instant Health too Joe we both know you’re Googling how to make them no I’m not shut the [ __ ] up all right share Your screen then now bro my wifey isn’t working right now if I shared my screen my game would crash you and I both know that is a load of crap the White House has 10 gigabyte internet with fail safes you could share all five of your monitors and you wouldn’t drop a single Frame okay fine I’m Googling it but [ __ ] you I’ll start digging out where I’m gonna fight the Wither got to make sure it’s not in a big cave I started the raid but there’s a 50 chance that this Village gets wiped out you dumbass just Sit on top of a pillar and shoot your bow down at them how the [ __ ] do you know that are you looking at your teleprompter again [ __ ] you [ __ ] it’s still a good idea true that’s probably what I’m gonna do it’s a good thing I made a lot of arrows before the ender Dragon fight last night Joe do you still have some of the TNT you used to absolutely blow the [ __ ] out of my house yeah I have about a stack can I borrow some it’ll be useful to help me make the withered dragon fighting area [ __ ] I just got my goddamn Wings after You burn them bro you built me a goddamn birdhouse to live in that’s true I’ll leave some TNT in your chests all right I got it I’ll start brewing your potions how many strength potions do you need depends how much can your mother bench press hey [ __ ] you bro do you want the Potions or not ill Mayo make like four strength pots and ten instant Health pots all right I’ll start working on that holy [ __ ] Joe your teleprompter is a genius I already got two totems just from shooting my bow I’m telling you bro having a teleprompter is the best Purchase you can make yeah I’m definitely gonna get one you guys are both morons shut up Donald I left your totems in your chest all right I also just finished up the Wither fighting area okay let us know how the fight goes all right I’m spawning it in holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this thing is bigger than I thought it would be holy [ __ ] I gotta run them so low on health thanks for the pots Joe yeah bro I got you just don’t die okay I got it down to half Health but I’m basically out of potions now What should I do uh [ __ ] okay I’ll start making more potion [ __ ] no I died [ __ ] bro is it still deep underground uh is 20 blocks deep you only went 20 blocks down it’s going to escape [ __ ] bro I don’t even have my stuff anymore Obama You gotta kill it here Obama I put more potions in your chest okay guys I got this it’s only half health and I still have my bow oh my [ __ ] god it’s destroying everything I gotta lead it away from the base it’s so low right now I almost got it yes I killed it let’s go we killed it yes bro get the nether star we got to build a beacon for it [ __ ] we don’t even have that many resources how about we build a netherite beacon bro do you know how [ __ ] long it will take To build a netherite beacon yeah Donald that [ __ ] would take days of just constantly trying to find ancient debris nah bro cause the guy who makes these videos can just cut forward in time after we got all the ancient debris El mile bro I forgot about that yeah let’s Just wait for the time Jump finally we got all the netherite we needed yeah bro that took way too long it would have been a lot faster if Joe’s stupid ass didn’t keep falling asleep hey [ __ ] you bro we stayed up super late it was 8 PM You dumbass yeah bro I haven’t done that since College Joe we both know your dumbass failed college you want to see my degree your degree is about as real as Obama’s birth certificate hey [ __ ] you bro I still got two terms and you only got one [ __ ] whatever bro at least Now we have the beacon yeah but what effects should we put on it definitely speed and health Regeneration all right I put both you know what I’m realizing what we have a netherride beacon we beat the Ender Dragon in the Wither but we still live in these tiny houses yeah Because Joe built me a goddamn shoe box yeah but we are presidents we need big mansions and Joe needs a white house yeah that’s a good point I can get hotels built in just two months with my name in big letters I bet your houses will look like Joe’s goddamn shoe box House compared to mine nah bro I can build way better houses than you especially since I was in the white house for twice as long I’m the one who actually lives in the White House I could just copy everything I have in real life Hey Joe how about you copy the Ice cream button too so you can get heart disease and I’ll take over office hey [ __ ] you bro ice cream is good whatever bro I just know that my house is going to be better because I can get Mexico to pay for all of it bro I literally get trillions of dollars In taxes I could have my house built in five minutes you guys are both trash and my house is going to be the best all right let’s go start getting materials uh guys what Jill says I gotta go to bed it’s 10 p.m bro just stay up a bit Longer and build your house bro she’s gonna kill me if I stay up any longer I got to get off I’m out Joe you’re such a simp shut up I’m getting off all right Obama I guess I’ll see you tomorrow and then we’ll build our houses all right See you homie you Obama get on the realm we got to build our houses and I’m gonna kill the warden all right bro I’ll call Joe what if we just didn’t call Joe and then built our houses before him so he will feel like a dumbass because he Built me a goddamn birdhouse oh now bro that would be funny but I’m not trying to get the Secret Service coming to my house because I made Joe mad that’s true I forgot he was the president because all his dumbass does is play Minecraft with us every night Bro I swear to God I called him and I heard him snoring bro it is 2 p.m what the [ __ ] is he probably tired from all the work we did to get the netherright beacon not bro he can get tired of just walk into his goddamn bed all Mal true well I’m not Waiting for Joe’s sleepy ass so I’m going to go get the materials for the house I’m gonna build yeah same bro but I got to figure out what I’m building first oh Mao dumbass I stayed up in bed last night and I already found which one I wanted why because Melania wouldn’t Touch your fat ass hey [ __ ] you bro at least I am prepared for things prepare to have your house look like a homeless shelter compared to mine nah bro it’s going to be the other way around nah bro this house I found is literally going to Smoke your ass is it a goddamn White House nah bro I’m not that desperate to get back in the White House like you are hey [ __ ] you bro I’m not building a white house either I bet Joe sleepy ass is going to try and build the White House from memory he better take his dementia pills or he’s going to build another God El malbro what kind of house are you going to build I’m not telling you bro it’s better if we compare after it’s done true cause your fat ass will probably mess up the build and it won’t Look like the tutorial at all hey [ __ ] you bro just wait and see okay bro I will I already got all the materials I need for my house same bro but my house is going to be big but the base right now is covered in craters from the Wither fight last night yeah Bro let’s flatten the land out and then use that dirt to fill in all the holes you [ __ ] what are you calling me a [ __ ] for your dumb ass isn’t smart enough teleprompter bro it was worth it whatever bro just go dig and then give Me the dirt so I can fill in the holes I smart idea okay here’s some Joe sleepy ass wakes up he’s going to join the realm and think he’s on the wrong server after we’re done El Mayo true the base is already looking really nice we also got to build roads to each Other’s houses that would look really clean holy [ __ ] [ __ ] can you stop reading your teleprompter you’re a goddamn NPC nah bro this thing is amazing because I can actually read it unlike Joe oh male bro you didn’t have to do Joe dirty like that El Mao it’s Funny cause it’s true all right let’s take all the land we made and split it into thirds I’ll use some stone slabs wait why does Joe get a third he did basically nothing because I know when his fat ass gets on and he sees our houses he’s just gonna try and move into Our houses rather than building his own so I got to make it easy for him yeah that’s probably a smart idea he’s probably one of those players who doesn’t organize their chests oh my [ __ ] God I hate people like that he’s also probably one of those people who Just inventory dumps into his chest making it impossible to find [ __ ] Elmo bro that’s probably true but the main thing we got to do is once we build our houses and Joe gets on we have to supervise him and make sure he doesn’t build a dick house or shoebox again bro That dick house was actually embarrassing yeah I had to live in a goddamn ball sack for a day all right I’m going to start building my house same bro but this is going to take a while my house is probably going to take even longer mine has farms in it oh my God bro don’t tell me you’re building some shitty Log Cabin hey [ __ ] you bro it’s going to look nice once it’s done I swear LMAO bro my house is definitely going to be better than because it’s actually modern yeah and I bet it’s going to end up just like your Mar-A-Lago home hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] that’s just because I just forgot to delete some documents off my laptop come out bro I know exactly what you were doing with those at least I don’t keep them in my goddamn email like Hillary does Al Mal true she literally lost to you because of that Nah bro it’s just because she had a skill issue and a better whatever you say bro okay I finished Donald how the [ __ ] did you build that [ __ ] so goddamn fast I made Mexico pay for it again how the [ __ ] are you even in contact with Mexico this is a goddamn Minecraft realm Shut up [ __ ] I got my connections how about you contact Yemen so they can blow up your house hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’ll build it my damn self that way it actually means something to me other than your child labor ass house hey we don’t use Labor that’s only like 90 percent of it the rest of them are 18 years such a dumbass I swear just finish your house Bozo okay I just finished it yeah my house definitely looks a lot better what the [ __ ] is this old dusty Krusty and Raggedy Log Cabin doing next To my Mansion bro your Mansion literally has no soul to it that’s like the most Bland house I’ve ever seen in my entire life it has literally no value at least mine has a farm so I can actually do stuff in it bro your farm is Like three blocks big just be like me and import your food from Mexico bro what do you not get from Mexico my women oh Mayo bro true yo guys I’m on holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe it is 3 P.M did you just wake up Joe what the [ __ ] were you Doing Jill had me staying up late last night after I got off and we tried to get freaky but I swear to you I got a piece of string cheese down there like it would not work Elmo not a surprise but also Joe we built our new houses and We made a plot of land for you to build yours where is it it’s by the base where are you bro I literally do not see a base I don’t know what you’re talking about Joe share your screen okay see look there is literally no base did you Guys reset the world or what Joe there is no way you’ve been playing for the past five episodes and your dumb ass thinks you’re on Minecraft right now bro look there are literally blocks this is Minecraft Joe that’s [ __ ] Roblox you dumbass oh [ __ ] bro you’re right old man I am so tired I only got like 13 hours of sleep last night holy [ __ ] [ __ ] 13 hours you are an obese cat I swear to God hey [ __ ] you bro it’s healthy all right bro I’m gonna start getting some materials for my house I’m gonna go find an ancient city and Kill the warden Donald you [ __ ] dumbass you can kill the warden why not it’s literally a mob that can be killed bro that thing has like 42 hearts and can two shot you nah bro trust me I’m a God at this game bro I’d love to see you Try but you’re definitely gonna die and lose your stuff even if I die I could always just go back and grab my stuff why so it can kill you again little Mao nah bro don’t even worry about it all right I got all the materials I need for my house Ah [ __ ] never mind I can’t go find the warden why not remember we need to watch Joe build his house so he doesn’t build any weird [ __ ] again oh yeah bro I forgot about that I’ll meet you back at the base yeah I’m flying back over right Now why the [ __ ] do you guys need to watch me build my base Joe you have a history of building the weirdest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen in Minecraft and so Obama and I agreed to never let you do that [ __ ] again yeah Joe so if we see you Starting to build a dick house again then we’re just gonna destroy it oh so you mean if I build something like this Joe you can do that bro this video is definitely going to get demonetized okay fine I’ll start building my actual house Joe why are you digging because I’m Building an underground house why because you’re afraid of us watching I mean if he’s building an underground house it can’t be weird so I guess we don’t even have to watch him yeah that’s a good point I’m going to go back to finding the ancient city bro I swear to You you’re going to die to the warden nah bro I got this worry about what you’re doing wait what are you gonna go do hmm that’s a good question you should make a villager farm for trades like you did in Afghanistan [ __ ] you but that is A good idea I know because I came up with it holy [ __ ] your ego is higher than that Chinese spy balloon from not too long ago yeah Joe what the [ __ ] were you doing about that balloon you dumbass it probably spied on you and saw that You got a dead earthworm for a schlong hey [ __ ] you bro it’s not my fault they showed up when I was sleeping Joe there is no goddamn way it took you a week to shoot it down yeah bro cause I didn’t want to be rude Joe what the actual [ __ ] Do you mean you didn’t want to be rude it was literally a spy balloon [ __ ] you bro you’re just mad that I’m the one who gets to make all the decisions now bro you and I both know that [ __ ] was rigged stay mad homie whatever bro in 2024 I’m Gonna whoop your ass Donald do you really think his ass will live to 2024. El mile bro true Joe you look like a fossil with skin hey [ __ ] you bro I just started a new skincare routine oh yeah and what is that I have Melania come Over and hey shut the [ __ ] up and build your house I’m already done with my house there is no goddamn way Obama can you go over there and double check that he didn’t build another dick yeah bro I’ll go over and check yeah bro you’re going to be jealous knowing you Joe that House probably sucks ass Joe there is literally nothing here are these two tiny ass dirt Hills your house now bro throw an item onto that piece of grass why the [ __ ] would that make your base any better nah bro just do it trust me holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what happened this is The best goddamn base I’ve ever seen there’s no [ __ ] way you got to be lying nah bro I’m not come take a look at this [ __ ] all right I’m coming back to the base holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe there’s no way you [ __ ] built this okay I have a confession to make I [ __ ] knew it remember last night you said you were going to make Mexico pay for it yeah that’s actually what I did yeah well me and Sam bankman fried took the Ukraine money and spent it on this base El Mayo bro nice what the [ __ ] how Is that nice I did the same [ __ ] with the wall money bro Mayo I did the same [ __ ] with the Afghanistan money I’m out we have so much in common shut the [ __ ] up Joe you sound mad homo right now hey [ __ ] you I have a wife yeah well Obama Doesn’t what the [ __ ] do you mean you’ve literally met Michelle before yeah and I shook her big ass man hands too oh my [ __ ] God how do you have to bring that up literally every time guys let’s stop arguing and decide whose house is better it’s got to be my house it’s the Most modern nah bro it’s got to be my house because mine actually has a use to it and looks like a house that belongs in Minecraft hell no both of your houses are so basic mine is an actual bunker guys wait I think I have an idea of how To solve whose house is the best how because I’m not changing my mind let’s just ask the people watching to leave a comment on whose house is better oh yeah that is a good point yeah comment down below whose house is better all right guys I’m gonna hop off though let’s kill The warden tomorrow all right sounds like a plan see you homie see you guys later your Trump hop on Minecraft yeah bro let’s play uh I’m kind of busy right now bro we always play Minecraft at night what are you even doing I’m hanging out with Bill you still hang out With Bill Bill is still alive shut the [ __ ] up sleepy Joe we both know your ass is older than me hey bro only I can call him sleepy Joe bill just get on Minecraft and we can all foreplay true we could definitely use a fourth player I guess but you guys got to give me some stuff to start out with Hey Joe since you’re all about raising taxes how about you take a cut of your stuff and give it to Bill [ __ ] you Donald how about out since you have seven billion dollars you Use that money to pay for his stuff oh my [ __ ] God will do it here bill I left you some stuff in my chest wait Obama since we built houses in the last episode bill could just live in your old house oh yeah that’s true bro what the Actual [ __ ] is this it’s your house bro there is no way I am living in this goddamn closet hey [ __ ] you bro build your own house then I will and it’s going to be so good it will raise your homeless shelters property value up a mail bill I called his house the same Thing [ __ ] you both love you too bro you guys let’s go search for ancient cities I’ll go north Joe you go south and Obama you go west side why the [ __ ] did you say side don’t worry about it what about Bill Bill just build your house and try And catch up to where we are okay Donald I already found some land for my house maybe we can kick Joe’s ass out and have you move into his house how about you move into my house since yours literally got the least votes in the last video Nah bro that’s not even my fault my house is the best Minecraft house and you guys built houses that don’t even belong in Minecraft stay mad Obama you literally got like five votes shut the [ __ ] up Donald I wiped the floor with your ass my house was literally the best Nah bro it’s a skill issue uh yeah okay Donald as long as you admit it no wait that’s not what I meant all right guys I finished my house nice bill go to the end portal and find some wings they’ll message you the chords yeah that’s Probably a good idea I’ll just take some fireworks from Obama’s chest yo bro don’t take [ __ ] out of my chests bro don’t worry about it I only took like 20. do you know how hard it is to find gunpowder just make your own bro don’t Be a baby about it bill just give Obama his fireworks back yeah bro not cool to take his stuff oh my God I guess I’m playing with three losers hey bro don’t talk [ __ ] about me and my homies my bad I’ll just go find my wing yo guys holy [ __ ] I actually found one what are the cords yeah where is it come to 1660 negative 51 and negative 1748 I’ll start digging out and I’ll fly over yep same bro okay I’m at the end which way did you guys go to Find Your Wings we went North so go South all right got it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what Joe your mother is right next to me what the [ __ ] do you mean it’s the warden Elmo you [ __ ] [ __ ] when I get over there I’m gonna make so much goddamn noise next to you So my mother kills you at least you admit that the warden is your mother [ __ ] you [ __ ] right back at you all right I’m here yep same okay guys just sneak around and get chest but also watch out for Joe’s sister oh my [ __ ] god so what are we even trying to find Here we’re gonna need Echo shards for a recovery Compass so every time Joe falls asleep and he dies he can find his stuff Donald you’ve died more than me oh yeah who beat the Ender Dragon then [ __ ] [ __ ] you bro you tricked me skill issue Yo guys I found my wings maybe now you can fly to Monica’s house instead of being caught at the Oval Office wow bro you’re really going to bring that up well at least Monica is a woman bro how many [ __ ] times do I have to say that Michelle is my wife oh yeah I dare you to Google a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant it literally doesn’t exist there’s no [ __ ] way holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re right Donald Obama you are literally dating a man oh my God that’s not the reason but I’m not gonna argue And drag on the whole episode with this stupid ass joke okay I think we basically looted the whole city let’s carefully sneak past sleepy Joe’s wife and go home holy [ __ ] Donald can you come up with an original joke can you keep gas prices under seven dollars [ __ ] You [ __ ] that’s not my fault [ __ ] I dare you to Google a graph of gas prices nah bro it’s Russia’s fault bro you blame Russia for everything shut up bro isn’t your ass getting arrested today how the [ __ ] are you going to play Minecraft in jail almao true Donald why Don’t you go to Canada or some [ __ ] even if I went to jail I would be back out in five minutes I’m not gonna pardon your ass oh okay then I guess the Minecraft realm will just get deleted then because I won’t be able to pay the monthly Subscription [ __ ] yeah that’s what I thought [ __ ] what if I just gave you a computer in jail nah bro get me a computer a butler in a penthouse jail cell Donald what the [ __ ] is a penthouse jail cell I don’t know just make one or I’m deleting the realm okay fine I’ll Have my Administration take care of it bro your Administration does literally everything for you I’m surprised they don’t also play Minecraft for you all right guys I’m back at the base okay boys is what should we do next Joe’s wife shut up Donald wait a [ __ ] Minute Bill why the [ __ ] is your house on Joe’s plot of land yeah bro what the [ __ ] where is Joe’s house it was literally empty it’s a bunker behind it dumbass you live in these two tiny ass dirt Hills now bro I gotta open it see Look this is my house holy [ __ ] bro this is nice he used Ukraine money to pay for it shut up Donald do you use Mexico for yours at least I care about the American people what about this house situation though because Bill’s house is almost blocking my bunker I guess you’ll have To sneak around back is that what Monica had to do too [ __ ] you bro it was definitely worth it bro you literally got impeached over a girl well Donald it looks like you two have something in common okay but at least mine wasn’t over a girl Fair Point bill you got to Make something what do you mean well we all made a netherrite beacon beat the Ender Dragon and excavated our whole base so you got to pitch in I guess I could make an XP farm wait a minute why do we need an XP farm for some reason we We all always have the same XP levels shut up Joe don’t break the fourth wall my bad bro all right I’m going to start getting materials and I’ll make an XP farm in the end we definitely need villager trades as well I’ll start making us a villager Hall since I make Some of the best trade deals in the history of trade deals buy my book The Art of the deal Donald no one is buying your shitty book yeah bro I do fall asleep reading that [ __ ] Joe you fall asleep literally anywhere elmao true holy [ __ ] why are there no villagers Here you probably deported them shut up or not funny just go to the other Village bro that Village is like 1 000 blocks away how the hell am I going to transport them get to building some railroads I could make a very bad joke right now [ __ ] you bro I’m gonna go do Some raids for totems Joe what are you gonna do uh I’m still the president so I’m going to write some policies while you guys do stuff Joe shut the [ __ ] up don’t you dare go take a nap how the [ __ ] did you know bro you play Minecraft With us every night it’s pretty obvious your Administration does everything for you [ __ ] you bro I guess I’ll go make an iron farm Joe do you even know how to make an iron farm uh yeah you just put some beds and then put some villagers And then a zombie and it will make Iron Golems to uh get some iron and holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe is your teleprompter set to second grade reading level hey [ __ ] you bro I’m gonna get started on it speaking of teleprompters Obama do you still use yours nah bro I threw that [ __ ] away thank God bro you were so annoying using that thing bro why did you get rid of the teleprompter it’s the best invention since ice cream bro it kept glitching out and I couldn’t read [ __ ] yeah bro that happened to me also it told me to shake the hand of a guy Next to me but there was nobody there shut up Joe we both know that wasn’t your teleprompter’s fault yeah bro I swear it was how about if you shut up I’ll take you to Dairy Queen after this bro do you think I’m some child that you Can just bribe with ice cream I’ll get you a Cookie Dough Blizzard [ __ ] so do you want it nah bro [ __ ] you I can just hit my ice cream button and get some on my own [ __ ] bro I forgot you had that that’s literally a cheat code nah bro You should have just got one when you were president all male true Trump if you wanted an ice cream button you should have just won the election yeah Donald honestly major skill issue stop the cat bro wait why has Bill been so quiet wait what yeah Bill why the [ __ ] Aren’t you talking uh I’m still building the XP farm bro I already finished the Villager Hall and that’s harder yeah and I’ve done like two raids now and I already finished the iron farm shut the [ __ ] up Joe no you didn’t bro these tutorials are so ass I accidentally Watched one from a 1.12 update maybe XP Farms are just harder to build I’m not buying it yeah and Donald buys a lot of things [ __ ] you Obama Obama love you too bro Bill where are you I’m in the end [ __ ] I’m in the end and he’s not Here [ __ ] Bill what are you doing okay fine I guess I can hide it any longer what are you talking about while you guys were gone I’ve hidden a massive layer of TNT under your bases and stole your netherite beacon holy [ __ ] [ __ ] the netherite beacon is actually gone Bro what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] unless Joe gives me a full pardon for what I did with Monica I will flip this lever and blow up all of your houses Joe you got to do it bro I don’t know if I can if I do that then I won’t go for re-election Bro what matters more being the president or the Minecraft server you’re right okay Bill I hereby pardon you from absolutely [ __ ] nothing Donald kick his ass out the realm quick you [ __ ] idiots okay his kicked holy [ __ ] bro I think I hear tenant no the base is destroyed [ __ ] where is the netherite He stole he probably hit it far away so he could extort us for it back we are going to have to do a lot of building back yeah we got to build back better shut up with your stupid slogan Joan hey bro it’s better than make America great Again nah bro cause I actually did make America great and you’re eating [ __ ] ice cream shut up bro and let’s just start building holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what bro I forgot that today was my anniversary with Michelle you mean Michael hey [ __ ] you bro nah bro not Michelle it’s manchel oh my [ __ ] God I gotta go take her to dinner though I’ll see you guys later all right have fun Obama see you later I’m hopping off too I’m gonna go hang out with Jill all right see you Joe yo guys hop on Minecraft there’s no way you didn’t get arrested yesterday Joe there’s no way You’re awake right now it’s like 1pm shut up I went to bed early last night after what happened yeah we got to rebuild our base this actually looks terrible let’s make sure we don’t invite anyone else ever again your bush says he wants to join Joe did you not just hear What I said nah bro I trust Bush Joe you are such a dumbass okay if Bush does anything bad then you can kick me out of the realm deal absolute done deal I agree to the terms and conditions I Donald J Trump hereby give my consent to This formal agreement shut up [ __ ] you know you like me [ __ ] you [ __ ] YouTube yo what’s up guys hey Bush oh my God bro who invited Obama shut up [ __ ] I’ve been here since before you Bush don’t worry about it everyone is chilling Minecraft fair enough okay so what are We gonna do about this base situation yeah the bases look like a drone strike hit them [ __ ] you [ __ ] all we need is a welcome to Young just live in his house Joe I am not sharing a goddamn house with you okay so then who gets Bill’s house maybe we Should do a competition to see who wins it okay but what should we do I know what what what were you going to say we should do I wasn’t going to say anything then why the [ __ ] did you say you knew knew what holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m about to Drive down to the White House myself and give you your dementia pills [ __ ] you bro I took them like five minutes ago it takes 10 minutes to kick in how the [ __ ] would you even remember that if they haven’t kicked in don’t worry about it how about the first person to find an Enchanted gold Apple wins okay sounds like a deal all right I’m down for that bro I literally have no gear and you guys have wings that’s [ __ ] deal with it [ __ ] okay let’s start in three two one go okay I win Donald there’s no [ __ ] way how the [ __ ] I’ve had an Enchanted gold Apple ever since we went to the ancient city now this is [ __ ] let’s pick a new challenge nah bro you’re just mad I outsmarted you Donald you act like that’s hard shut up I outsmarted your ass too this is so stupid how about less complaining and Start building your house Joe maybe I can just make a policy where I tax billionaires to pay for my house don’t you [ __ ] dare too late go check the news if that [ __ ] passes I’m gonna spawn 30 Withers inside your [ __ ] house no worries I can just use your money to Build more houses you guys calm down before the realm gets destroyed okay I think we got most of the dirt filled in yeah and I finally have some gear in a plot of land I’m gonna go get the materials for my house same bro yeah my House is going to need a lot of blocks oh Mal you guys should have just found the golden apple faster shut the [ __ ] up Donald stay mad homie I’m gonna go get some netherrite okay I got all the materials for my house Elmo you already got all the materials for your house Your house must be tiny yeah Obama nobody liked your last house so you need to step up your game hey Bush maybe I should build my house out of steel beams and see if jet fuel will melt them hey [ __ ] you bro okay I got the materials For my house same bro I literally just got the materials I need as well no matter what a coincidence I got my netherite armor no one cares Donald you’re just mad this is the third house you’ve had to build if I have to build one more house I swear to God I’m Quitting the Minecraft realm okay I’m done with my house same bro Mao how did we finish getting the materials and building at the same time damn Bush it’s almost like you’re copying me I’m still building my house because it’s going to be better than both of yours bro what The [ __ ] Bush what you fat cow you literally copied my house no way no bro you copied my house oh mild did you idiots find the same YouTube tutorial [ __ ] you bro it looked good and so I wanted to build it I just clicked the First one I saw nah Joe you got to build a new house no Bush you have to rebuild your house I’ve had to rebuild Donald’s house I had to build a bunk which ended up blowing up from the inside which I’m sure you’re familiar with and now I had To build this house I barely have any materials to build another one how about both of you stop whining and just deal with it I know Joe’s dumb ass is going to forget whose house is whose and he’s going to come into my house and use my [ __ ] nah bro it’s been 10 minutes fine but don’t come near my house okay don’t come near mine okay we need to seriously progress the realm yeah if we all four do something then we can seriously get a good server going I’m going to get more Netherite for all of us to get armor I’ll go get more totems so we can all have at least two I’ll finish the iron farm I was working on are you sure you won’t need help Joe I don’t need help [ __ ] is that why you read off a teleprompter every time you build Anything shut up and just buy one bro it’s totally worth it hell now those things are definitely not worth it the reading level doesn’t go above fifth grade how the hell did you make it up to the fifth grade I’m gonna go make an XP farm oh hell nah don’t you [ __ ] dare What’s wrong with an XP farm just build literally any nothing else it can even be one of Joe’s discount houses uh okay I’ll just make some additions to my base bro these raids are so easy I can literally just shoot my bow down and win in five minutes whatever you do in Minecraft won’t make up for the villages in real life hey [ __ ] you bro if you want to save the village build a giant wall around the whole thing and you literally cannot lose okay that actually might be a smart idea ain’t no way you’re going to build a wall Obama well I might as well try it for the next raid your guys bill is calling me and he says he wants to join the Minecraft server don’t you [ __ ] dare at him why not block his ass right now and don’t text him he blew up the whole goddamn realm The last time he was here is that why you don’t want me to make an XP farm that is the exact reason yes bill says you guys killed him and took his stuff and that’s why he blew up the base Bush do not listen to a thing bill says all He wanted was a pardon from Joe or he was going to blow up our base and Joe’s dumbass thought I could kick him faster than he could place a block of TNT I’m not going to risk my re-election over the Minecraft server Joe you know you have have literally zero chance for Re-election well I beat your ass the first time now bro Trump has definitely got this next election in the bag absolutely not Joe is going to win again how the [ __ ] would Joe win again because he’s been vice president and president before okay and Trump was also president Before so there is no competition there okay but at least Joe has no controversies of course he doesn’t cause his dementia ass doesn’t know how to do anything his administration does it all bro Joe does not have dementia okay now I know you also have dementia he Literally just said he took his dementia pills 10 minutes ago I don’t know what you’re talking about Joe shut the [ __ ] up and don’t lie okay fine but I don’t have to take them that often yeah we can tell when you make your speeches dumbass Okay guys I got an absolute [ __ ] ton of netherite I’m probably carrying half of Joe’s wife in weight right now oh my God bro what if I said your wife was fat you know you do anything to be with Melania true I would definitely hit that I got Us like eight totems already so we’ll give you guys each two my base has definitely been upgraded and looks great now oh let me see uh sure there’s no [ __ ] way you’re keeping that up take that [ __ ] down right now what happened L Mal bro this is hilarious well Mayo Bush You didn’t have to do Joe dirty like that take that [ __ ] down right now nah bro I got to keep it up so you can tell whose house is whose now Bush take it down bro you don’t got to disrespect Joe like that yeah it was funny but take it Down make me [ __ ] I said take that [ __ ] down or I’ll kick your ass out the realm nah bro I’m all right Bush chill out dude we don’t want a war on the realm luckily I have my trump card because I secretly put TNT under all of your bases While you weren’t looking bro there’s no [ __ ] way Bush don’t you [ __ ] dare blow this [ __ ] up bro I’m not making a fourth goddamn house oh no I’m just kidding Bill told me that’s what he did so I wanted to scare you guys oh my [ __ ] God bro I almost had a heart Attack I think I did have a heart attack Joe chest pain doesn’t mean heart attack it means you’re old [ __ ] you bro love you too all right I took down the sign we are all good I think now we should definitely improve the base I’ll make Some Pathways to each house to make it look nice you Donald how much netherrite did you get not much can you at least make a small Beacon yeah [ __ ] we don’t have a Nether Star all right then that’s what I’ll do I’ll make a far away fighting arena underground And kill it nah bro I tried that and the Wither ended up ended up then you just have a skill issue all right but don’t say I say I didn’t warn you yo why the [ __ ] is my iron farm not working it should be fully done where’s the iron farm at it’s in Front of my house come look Joe you absolute Bozo what you literally put your iron farm right next to the Villager Hall so what my villager Hall spawns an iron golem so your iron farm won’t be able to okay so just get rid of your villager Hall hell now bro if I get Them to start trading we can get mending books for our elytras you and I both know we have flown for hours and our elyters literally don’t break I think we just have infinite elyters at this point shut up Joe don’t break the fourth wall okay I’m spawning in the Wither good Luck bro you’re gonna die and need one of us to come finish it off nah I got this I already got it down to half Health how the [ __ ] all you got to do is get in a small area and then the Wither will be showing its toes and you can Just keep hitting its toes till it dies yep I just killed it too bro that is so dumb just bring the Wither star back to the base all right I put it in your chest okay I just made the beacon however we will definitely need to make This bigger we used to have a full netherride Beacon until Bill took it and hit it somewhere okay I’m done making the pathways the houses look really nice bro the base actually looks really nice right now okay I think we should all log off before a disaster happens like last Time nah bro it’s fine we can trust Bush he hasn’t done anything yet are you sure about that bush I swear to [ __ ] God nah bro I’m just kidding all now okay I’m logging off and I’m gonna go hang out with Melania lomeo simp shut up [ __ ] go hang out with your husband [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’m getting off yo Bush want to go play something else sure but I actually wanted to talk to you about something what is that I’m sick and tired of Donald and Obama picking on us all the time nah bro it’s just jokes Don’t worry about it listen Joe how about you and I team up against them next time so you and I will have everything and they’ll quit the server hmm that does sound like a good idea yo guys get on the realm okay Joe you remember what we said last night yeah I Remember what are you guys talking about we were talking about how we had a fun time playing last night I smell [ __ ] nah bro it’s because we finally had a night where the realm didn’t explode oh now that’s true I’m actually glad that our bases are still here foreign You guys want to go to the end and loot some cities why the [ __ ] would we do that Joe yeah we already have elytraz what else would we need uh because we can get some uh dragon heads Joe who the [ __ ] wants head from a dragon Obama you [ __ ] idiot he’s talking about the actual ender dragon’s head yeah let’s go find some of those so you can wear it and be as dumb as you look Donald hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] let’s just go get some Joe you’re an absolute genius thanks Bush guys can we please just go to the End yeah let’s go I’m also going to look for some enchanted diamond armor true that would help a lot since we don’t really wear chest plates anymore I would rather die than not fly around I could make a very bad joke right now all right Ship this is so much easier now that we actually have a light to search for ships true bro I also just found one uh guys we should each get two dragon heads Joe why the [ __ ] would we need head from two dragons shut up Obama but Yeah Joe why would we need two dragon heads head uh so we can have one to wear and the other one can be a statue in your house that does seem like a fair point it will only take like one more minute to find more heads anyway [ __ ] People looting and just find as much diamond armor as we can Joe why the [ __ ] are you acting weirder than normal I’m not acting weird you’re acting weird I’m going back to the base no don’t go back to the base you need more diamond armor yeah I’m definitely Going back to the base yep me too this is very suspicious my house seems to be fine Joe why were you trying to keep us distracted I wasn’t I just really like end cities Joe you were acting really weird well now you know there’s nothing to worry about Joe have you started Doing crack with your son shut up [ __ ] that’s fake news don’t take my line [ __ ] Joe’s son is very good at taking lines LML bro that’s too far we’ve all seen his laptop I should have raised him better you should have pulled out nah Donald you know Joe’s pull-out game is Weak just look at Afghanistan well now Obama you can roast Joe but don’t burn him alive you guys are dicks don’t worry about it Joe it will all be good soon Bush why do you keep talking in these cryptic one-liners because I can [ __ ] what are you even doing right now I’m Trying to find an ocean Monument bro why are you doing the weirdest [ __ ] finding an ocelot and now an ocean Monument I need to find sponges why the [ __ ] would you need sponges so I can give you a sponge bath you old [ __ ] we are literally this the same age now you’re Two weeks older than me what [ __ ] differ shut up you’re old if anyone is old give Joe a sponge bath shut up Donald wait Joe do you actually get sponge baths uh I plead the fifth Joe there’s no [ __ ] way guys let’s focus on building stuff We need to see how far we can get before the whole world blows up again yeah with bush acting all weird I bet it’s only going to take five minutes shut up [ __ ] I’m just trying to do my own stuff I’m gonna build one of the biggest projects I’ve ever worked on Donald don’t try and act mysterious we all know you’re going to build a wall [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’m doing it anyway not because if we want to expand the base then we have to take down your wall [ __ ] that’s true I guess I’ll go get more netherite because our Beacon is tiny as [ __ ] right now oh my old true I’m going to work on a wither skeleton Farm that’s not cool bro why would you do that to your own brothers [ __ ] you [ __ ] then I’ll build a giant sign over my house saying Joe is ugly if You do that [ __ ] I’m gonna do what Bill did two nights ago Obama why don’t you ever invite Michael to play with us who the [ __ ] is Michael it’s your husband you dumbass oh my [ __ ] god this is the exact reason I don’t invite man show I mean Michelle to play with us because I know your dumb ass is going to act like this her birth name was either Michael or manshell and everyone knows that omeo manshell I forgot about that just focus on getting netherright dumbass okay but what are you gonna do I’ll Build us a highway to the Village so that way I can do my raids quicker and you can transport villagers for your villager Hall highways aren’t in Minecraft Obama I’m not calling it a [ __ ] railroad yeah and you should probably build it above ground too I’m Gonna make us some animal pins so we can get food easier Joe how could you put your own mother in a pen that’s heartless [ __ ] you [ __ ] go mine some netherite I can wait until I win the election and evict your ass Donald you know for a fact Ron has a better chance Than you do that’s [ __ ] he hasn’t even announced he’s running yet and yet he will still get more votes than you Ron and I are cool so he’s going to wait till after I win the 2024 election to run you still have no chance against Joe Dude have you been living under a rock I bet your ass is also struggling in this economy I bet your ass is going to file for another bankruptcy soon how about you file for divorce and instead get married to a real woman oh my [ __ ] God how about you get married to a real human I have a wife [ __ ] you know she’s only with your ass for your money at least my wife doesn’t ruin school lunches okay bro I take full responsibility for that I don’t know what the [ __ ] she was thinking okay I Got us an absolute [ __ ] ton of netherite definitely enough for the beacon yeah and I got us a good amount of animals we just need to breed them my highway is finished as well Bush did you find your sponges what sponges the sponges you said you were getting from the ocean Monument oh yeah those yeah I never found the ocean Monument there’s no way your ass was looking for hours and couldn’t find one bad luck I guess I smell [ __ ] also I just finished the netherite beacon and I put orange stained glass over it so you guys know That I’m the leader of the realm that’s [ __ ] there is no leader okay but I was the most recent one here to be president I’m literally the current president oh yeah what’s nine times eight uh 82. yeah that’s what I thought if anything I should be the leader since I actually served two terms yeah and so did Bush but no one is going to make him leader [ __ ] you why can I be the leader wish your presidency is like every Netflix show the first half is great and then it gets turned into absolute dog [ __ ] you’re so stupid I swear Google Your second terms ratings I dare you [ __ ] I dare you to Google your own ratings shut up Joe you dumbass what happened you forgot to label the animals why the [ __ ] would I need to label them come look you [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m taking this [ __ ] down what did they say I Labeled the cows as Joe’s mother and the pigs as his wife what about his sister he didn’t have any hoglands LML bro that’s too far Joe make a hogland farm absolutely not that’s never happening you’re so lame you’re a dick what the [ __ ] what happened oh my chests are Empty what the [ __ ] is this all my chests are empty too Bush what the [ __ ] did you do [ __ ] Bush you have some [ __ ] explaining to do nah [ __ ] you have some listening to do what’s that supposed to mean while Joe was distracting you guys in the end I took all of your gear out of your chests and hid it in a chest far away what the [ __ ] why did you take all my [ __ ] bro I literally cannot have [ __ ] on this server Bush what the [ __ ] do you want with our gear I don’t need your Gear but you’re gonna have to let me move into your house and you can live in my house and I get to be the leader of the realm this is actual [ __ ] Bush why are you doing this [ __ ] because every time I talk to you guys last night You would always make fun of me and Joe Bush you sound like the quiet kid from high school who sat at the back of of the class shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] or you’re never getting your stuff back Donald I found out the realm how the [ __ ] uh okay Denny’s kicked Joe I thought you and Bush were both mad at us nah bro I know it’s just jokes but Bush took it way too far so I pretended to go along with his plan and then it turns out he left all your guys stuff in his house finally you Do something good for once hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] I could just take the gear for myself yeah but I know you wouldn’t true I’ll put the stuff back in your chests you guys want to blow up Bush’s house yeah let’s do it since his dumbass decided to copy my house Joe you both Copied the same YouTube tutorial your house was a tutorial too that’s because Bill built it and he’s a dumbass your last House was built by Mexico I’m a very resourceful person all right I’ll get the TNT okay it should be placed throughout his house wait bro the tan is Going to fly over to my house just build a wall you’re good at that tomeo true okay done all right I’m lighting it in three two one What a beautiful sight to see yeah I bet it reminds you a lot of Yemen oh my [ __ ] God you make that joke every single night it never gets old like the people in Yemen and I’m out Joe that’s too far holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m getting off I have an idea for tomorrow Though what’s that I’ll contact some of my friends from when I was Presidents and have them build a white house for us overnight and we’ll hold a competition to see who gets to be the leader of the Minecraft realm what does the leader get To do you get to live in the White House and decide what we do next but I don’t have to worry about it because I’m going to win I should just automatically win because I’m already the president shut up Joe I can just kick your ass out the Realm Fair Point all right I’ll see you guys tomorrow okay bye guys later Donald all right guys the White House is complete there’s no way you got this built in one night it’s because he called me and had me use some of the Ukraine money to build it how much Ukraine money do you even half it was 40 billion and we still have 30 billion left Jesus Christ Joe not going to lie this is actually the coolest thing I’ve seen in Minecraft you’re just saying that because you want to get back in the White House nah bro you got to admit This thing is huge compared to our regular houses I want to give you guys warning in advance I will get lost inside of it if I win of course you will Joe and that’s why you’re not going to win and I’m going to make Minecraft great again nah bro I’m going to build Back better and build more roads for the villagers Joe your slogan has asked what the [ __ ] does build back better even mean it means I’m going to kick your ass and I’m going to be the one to win you guys both have no chance keep that same Energy [ __ ] how are we going to decide who wins okay so there are going to be two challenges the first one will eliminate one of us and the second one will decide who wins the White House can we just eliminate Joe now and skip to the Second Challenge [ __ ] you I’m going To win it easily nah bro cause even if you win two Democrat candidates can run against each other [ __ ] [ __ ] this is Minecraft Anarchy rules Minecraft has really changed you Joe so whatever bro let’s get started okay so the first challenge is the last person to kill a warden gets eliminated Bro that’s not fair how is that unfair your parents house was [ __ ] let’s get started okay three two one go Joe make sure you don’t fall asleep make sure you don’t fall over fat ass make sure there’s no stairs so your old ass doesn’t fall over that was one Time yeah and you still fell four times also Obama no cheating how the [ __ ] would I cheat you could just call in a drone strike on the city and win you [ __ ] [ __ ] how about I call in a drone strike on your base doesn’t matter To me because I’m going to be the one living in the white house with you having to listen to everything I say no it’s going to be the other way around because I know your fat ass is going to get hungry and take a three-hour lunch Break well sucks for you I already ate before I got on I’m surprised you didn’t go into hibernation fat ass how about you get your husband to make you some food so you can have something to do if you get eliminated nah bro if anyone is getting eliminated here it’s definitely Joe hey [ __ ] I’m already at the ancient city I’m here too so you got to be faster than me Joe does your mother have a specific mating call I have to do so she’ll come out shut up [ __ ] and just kill the warden oh yeah I’m for sure Winning I already got it trapped how the [ __ ] do you trap the warden cobwebs [ __ ] [ __ ] that smart but I’m smarter since I brought lava Obama you you dumbass the warden is immune to Lava there’s no [ __ ] way Elma Obama you’re definitely going to lose how the [ __ ] is This thing immune to Lava this makes no sense let’s go I killed the ward and I’ll meet you losers back at the base [ __ ] it killed me this is actually the easiest thing ever you just gotta shoot it with a bow and use Health pots Joe How the [ __ ] do you have potions I Was preparing while you and Donald were roasting each other work smart not hard Joe there’s no way your dumb ass is saying work smart not hard [ __ ] you [ __ ] I just won so I was smarter than Obama this is Actual [ __ ] there is no way I just got eliminated on the first [ __ ] challenge deal with it [ __ ] what’s the next challenge okay so this is going to be a head-to-head competition between you and Joe okay so why don’t we just end the competition now then since I’m Obviously going to win you don’t even know what the challenge is yet dumbass if it’s something other than falling asleep then I’m definitely going to win you’re such a dumbass I swear Obama what’s the next challenge okay so whoever can build the most accurate statue of me will win the White House There’s no [ __ ] way I would rather live in a homeless shelter than build that [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys I was just joking there are three challenges and first person to win two challenges will win the White House oh yeah then I definitely want s Joe’s ass is going to Get lucky at least once but my skills outclass Joe every time oh yeah and what skills do you have being better than you how the [ __ ] is that a skill you wouldn’t understand guys shut up the first challenge is whoever can successfully raid an ocean monument and Bring back the sponges first wins the point maybe it’s a good thing you were eliminated first then what the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean well they don’t make submarines in Minecraft shut the [ __ ] up and get ready Donald you’re so fat you’re probably going to float in The water like a beach ball actually I’m gonna float in the water like one of my Yachts [ __ ] get it right okay guys three two one go I already know where the nearest ocean is I see Joe’s mother every time I go whale watching if you’re Such a [ __ ] I also know where the ocean is that’s nice of you visit your parents often holy [ __ ] [ __ ] shut up and let me beat your ass not gonna happen because I already outsmarted you how I’ve already found an ocean Monument before when I was looking for the ender Portal there’s no [ __ ] way deal with it [ __ ] wait you just told me where it is no I didn’t yeah you did because now now I know that the ocean Monument is on the way to the Ender Portal [ __ ] you [ __ ] how many dementia pills did you take today it’s like you have Photographic memory bro I might have overdosed on that [ __ ] not gonna lie you [ __ ] dumbass I’m already at the ocean Monument now I just gotta find the sponges fast did you even make water breathing potions Joe there’s no way you made water breathing potions I made Every potion in advance for this I’m not going to lose to you [ __ ] I’m still gonna find the sponges before you you literally get lost in a goddamn Dairy Queen keep that energy when I win [ __ ] you’re damn right I’m gonna keep that energy because I already found the Sponges and I’m using your sister to break them what does that even mean don’t worry about it because I’m already on the way back to the base because I won yeah I’m gonna have to Forfeit on this one there’s no chance I could fly back faster than you easy Dub here are The sponges Obama okay it looks like that’s a point for Donald no worries because I’m going to win the next one Joe you know you’re going to lose two to zero nah I let you win that one so I could have it come to a close call in The and sure buddy okay guys the next challenge is the first person to find Buried Treasure and bring me back the heart of the Sea Winds how the [ __ ] treasure that would take days oh yeah I’m for sure winning this one then Donald you have to find a buried Treasure map you dumbass oh yeah I forgot those existed okay three two one go okay so I gotta find a shipwreck I already know where one is [ __ ] how the [ __ ] same way you found the ocean Monument I saw it on the way to the Ender Portal nah bro that’s cheating Donald you literally did the same [ __ ] in the last challenge Fair Point yep and I already found the treasure map Joe do you even know how to read a map no but this one has pictures on it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said worry about yourself Donald Because I’m already on the way to the treasure [ __ ] I’m about halfway there right now okay I found a shipwreck I’m almost to the treasure already there’s no chance you win this one Donald only if you can stay awake that’s true I had to wake up early today to start playing With you guys Joe we got on Minecraft at 1pm I know you guys are some early birds okay I found the treasure map no chance you win Donald I’m already digging okay but do you have a god shovel what the [ __ ] is a god shovel I I have a diamond Shovel with efficiency 5 on it every block I break gets broken instantly that’s [ __ ] I still have a stone shovel Joe how the [ __ ] what’s wrong with it have you seriously still only had stone tools this entire time why the [ __ ] would I need a good shovel I didn’t Know this challenge was happening until a minute ago and yet you prepared hundreds of potions in advance shut up I already found the heart of the sea I just got to bring it back to the base yeah I got to pull a Hillary and forfeit I haven’t even started digging yet easy Wins easy wins all right looks like it’s tied then whoever wins this next challenge will win the White House okay what’s the next challenge the final challenge is whoever can build the coolest thing will win the white house so we can build anything yep anything and I’ll be the judge and decide who Wins oh I know exactly what I’m building Donald a wall isn’t cool I’m not building a wall dumbass what are you going to build I’m going to build the most American thing possible it better not be a Dairy Queen shut up [ __ ] it’s going to be better than a Dairy Queen Okay guys one hour starting now our right I finished my build yep same here Joe there’s no [ __ ] way you built an eagle bro your ego has to be massive if you think building Trump Tower is going to win you the White House Joe my tower Is like four times the size of your tiny Eagle okay but at least my Eagle symbolizes America and is detailed guys stop arguing it’s up to me to decide who’s is best so Donald why do you think your build is the best first of all Joe Is a loser so that gives me an advantage as well the building symbolizes capitalist America and that I went from a small loan of a million dollars to the billionaire I am today Donald how the [ __ ] is a million dollars a small loan compared to seven billion dollars it’s a Small loan Fair Point okay Joe why do you think your build should win you the White House well the eagle symbolizes American freedom and that’s [ __ ] weren’t you the one who said people should wear masks and get vaccine mandates Donald don’t interrupt Joe like that or else you’re disqualified fair Enough the eagle symbolizes American strength and that everyone in America can be free Joe did you just Google what the eagle symbolizes I plead the fifth oh my [ __ ] God these are both very good builds yeah but mine is better so start moving my stuff in the White House Shut up Donald let Obama think I think it has to be a tie that’s [ __ ] pick a winner yeah bro my Eagle is clearly better I do know how you can break the tie how everyone who’s watching right now leave a comment for either Trump or Biden and whoever gets more comments Will be the president of Minecraft vote for Trump [ __ ] that vote for Biden your bush hop on the Minecraft realm how bro they kicked us yeah but they didn’t ban us oh my God they didn’t ban us yep they are as stupid as my wife we got to set Up a base somewhere but it has to be hidden so they don’t know we are playing on the realm the perfect thing is there is a lot of caves underneath their houses we can live right below them and basically steal anything from them and they wouldn’t notice bro that’s genius Let’s start digging down you start digging the base and I’ll go get some supplies all right but what should we even do just hide from them here’s the plan we make our base underneath their bases but not underneath the White House why not under the white house because while They’re all sleeping we can place hundreds of TNT below it and lay a trap and once they get on the realm they’ll think one of them did it and start fighting each other bro that’s genius I bet they’re going to blame Obama first because of Yemen exactly and once they Start fighting they’ll want to stop playing Minecraft and then leave the server and you and I can just have fun wait but then the realm is going to get canceled since Trump pays for it do you really think Trump is going to pay attention to a 10 a month subscription Yeah you’re probably right all right I’ll put the chest on the left as my stuff and the ones on the right will be your stuff okay sounds good and I got the TNT for the White House we just got to dig to it wait why don’t we just blow It up now and they might blame Joe for it nah because Joe is always asleep so they wouldn’t think it was him it has to blow up once all of them are on the server okay we have to be very careful to not blow this up yeah and then once It’s all set up I’ll make a tripwire hook to blow it up because they already know about pressure plate traps that’s genius because is when it blows up then the tripwire hook will be destroyed by the TNT exactly bro okay I think that should be all of the TNT placed let’s Place the tripwire hook bro are you dumb what do you mean if we place the trip wire hook now Joe’s mother could walk onto it and activate it we got to do it as soon as we log off the server so that way no one messes with it yeah that’s Probably a smart idea I’m going to go look through their chests and see what I can take what do they have oh my God what Obama has two sponges the heart of the sea a bunch of TNT and a totem of undying holy [ __ ] Bro take all of it yep Just got it now let’s go check Trump’s chests I bet he’s got even better stuff let’s see holy [ __ ] [ __ ] is it better yes he literally has an enchanted golden apple two totems of undying and amending book there’s no way take all of it yep I got It and I’ll put some of it in my chest and some of it in yours but I get to to keep the enchanted golden apple okay bro that’s fine with me oh my God Bill guess what I just found is it government just proving it was an inside job no [ __ ] I found the dragon egg oh yeah we are dead yep I just picked it up as well but I wonder if they’ll notice it was gone how would they not notice it’s literally the dragon egg yeah but it was just sitting behind their old house like they Forgot about it that’s weird I’m sure eventually they’ll notice though all right I’m going to hop off though go place the tripwire hook okay it’s placed I’ll see you later bush see you Bill you guys get on the Minecraft realm all the votes are in for who will be the Minecraft president I knew it would be me actually it was Joe there’s no way eat that [ __ ] from the president in real life and in Minecraft they stop the count Donald we can stop the count the votes are already counted in like 70 percent voted for Joe bro this is actual [ __ ] he built a glorified pigeon and wins the White House there’s just no way [ __ ] that’s not a pigeon it’s an eagle and it beats your stupid Tower nah bro you only won because I ran out of time and couldn’t add floors bro you should have just built a smaller Tower and Added floors you should have built a statue of Obama then there wouldn’t even be a vote and you would have won yeah that’s true I was honestly hoping for you guys to both build a statue of me and the biggest one would have won Obama Shut your dumb ass up and help me move into the White House I’m not helping you move in [ __ ] do it yourself okay fine uh what’s that noise holy [ __ ] [ __ ] when the [ __ ] did someone Place TNT below the White House who the [ __ ] did this Obama did you seriously blow it up Just because you did didn’t win bro how was it me I literally just got on it wasn’t me and why the [ __ ] would Joe want to blow up his own house and you do have a lot of practice of blowing things up from Yemen [ __ ] you [ __ ] You [ __ ] swear Obama just admitted I swear on my wife that it wasn’t me yep that’s proof you’re lying how was that me lying because if you meant it then you would have said you swear on your husband oh my [ __ ] God you [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] what now Obama did you Take my stuff no I didn’t yes you did bro my apple and totems are gone bro my stuff is gone too oh yeah really smart Obama take my stuff and then your own stuff so it looks like it wasn’t you no bro I swear to you this isn’t me doing This maybe Joe took our stuff why would he take our stuff when he’s busy moving into the now destroyed White House bro I swear to you there has to be someone else that did all of this who else would be able to do anything maybe it was Bill Or bush bro we literally kicked them and they haven’t been on the server since then how else can we explain all the stuff that happened easily you’re a [ __ ] and got mad that you lost on the first Challenge and so you did all of this bro I literally just got on how Would I have all the time to prepare the TNT and take your stuff you probably did it when I got off and Joe was asleep how do you know I was asleep Joe your ass is always asleep I got off at the same time as you guys did yeah but you could have Easily just got back on right after Bill and Bush could have as well bro what reason would bill would bilch have to get back on the Minecraft server it doesn’t make any sense maybe for Revenge because we kicked them out nah that wouldn’t happen Obama can you just say You’re sorry and then it will all be fine I really don’t care that much no because it wasn’t me oh my God just admit it wait what the [ __ ] what I just found a Stairway under our bases where is it over here come look what the [ __ ] Is this a base underneath our bases this kind of looks like Joe’s underground bunker yeah until it got destroyed guys I knew I was right come over here and look the chests say Bill stuff and bushes stuff how did they even get back on the server I kicked them Donald did You kick them or did you ban them I kicked them but doesn’t that mean they leave the server oh my God Donald yes but it also means they can join back whenever they want they must have done all of this while we were gone we need To get revenge what do you think we should do first I’m going to take all of my stuff back yep I got my stuff as well then let’s put TNT under their underground base and then log off as soon as they see we got off they’re Going to get back on and try and look at the White House but then they are going to activate their own TNT sounds like a good idea yeah let’s do it Joe how are you not enraged right now oh I am because now I have to live in my tiny ass house But the dementia pills have some weird side effects that make me really calm now I gotta try your dementia pills one day all right that should be all the TNA placed put a bunch of stone pressure plates around that way it will blend in with the floor and they can’t see it Donald I swear to God there is no way you’re coming up with these ideas yes I am why else would I say them did your ass buy a teleprompter okay fine I bought one but mine actually has College reading levels so I can actually use it Oh my God you’re so [ __ ] stupid all right I’m logging off yep same when they get back on I’m gonna wait five minutes then I’ll ban them yeah we got to crush their Spirits first and then ban them Yo bush get back on the server oh my god Dude our plan worked yep look at their white house it’s totally destroyed I bet they blamed Obama and now they aren’t going to play again yeah probably I’m gonna make our base bigger yeah that’s a smart idea I’m gonna get some wood so we can decorate the base instead of having It just be Stone what the [ __ ] what happened they found our base and trapped it and now it’s blown up there is no way dude how the hell did they find the base uh did we even cover up the entrance way I thought you did no I thought you did well you Were both idiots uh hi Donald [ __ ] you guys are both idiots I knew it was you guys the whole time and you’re not going to get us to stop playing Minecraft shut the [ __ ] up Donald you dumbass you blamed me until we found their base shut Up no one asked anyways do you guys have anything to say before I ban your asses from the server I’m sorry Donald I promise I won’t do it again yeah I’m also really sorry I just wanted to have fun with you guys but I took it too far How [ __ ] stupid do you think I am [ __ ] yeah that was a lame attempt you guys need to back like Joe’s Administration LML okay both of those idiots are banned not kicked right yep I made sure to actually ban them from ever joining again what if they make new accounts nah bro they Won’t do that how the [ __ ] do you know bro there’s no way they are going to be this petty over Minecraft I guess you’re right what should we do next well we definitely got to fix the giant craters from blowing all the stuff up yeah this Looks a lot like Yemen oh my [ __ ] God I cannot take any more Yemen jokes I am leaving Obama you’re such a baby [ __ ] you bro fix the craters yourself nah I’ll just make Mexico pay for it don’t you dare done how the hell did that just Get done in one second the power of Mexico nah bro if you want something done fast you use the power of Ukraine money that is true it did build your bunker in the White House yeah don’t you still have like 30 billion dollars of that money left yeah I do but I’m saving It for a rainy day Joe what [ __ ] rainy day is going to need 30 billion dollars it’s going to have to be a category five hurricane before we fix the base it looked like a hurricane hit it yeah how about next time we use Joe’s Ukraine money to fix the world yep in Favor of that hell no I’m not doing that it’s two against one [ __ ] yeah and I veto that [ __ ] you can’t veto in Minecraft actually I can since I won the vote to be the president of Minecraft [ __ ] exactly also I’m gonna get off all this fighting makes me tired yeah I’m Getting off too all right I’ll see you guys tomorrow yo guys hop on the server we have some work to do okay I’m getting on what do we have to do actually you know what never mind I don’t want to do it do what I was gonna say we should Rebuild the White House but then your sleepy ass is just going to take a nap inside of it now [ __ ] I don’t need you to help me I’ll just call up zielinski and ask for some of that Ukraine money Joe don’t you [ __ ] dare done and it Only cost 1 billion what is with you two and having other countries do what you want in seconds shut up Obama you’re just jealous yeah Obama you could ask Yemen for help but I don’t think they like you very much shut your fat ass up wait Donald aren’t you about to go to Jail how are you playing Minecraft right now I’m playing in Trump Tower right now in the presidential suite that’s ironic shut up Joe so if you actually go to jail can I live in your house and your stuff I would rather throw all of my stuff into Back by working for it and then throw it onto a [ __ ] Cactus be you’re such a [ __ ] okay freeloader guys I’m gonna work on building us a farm just kill some pigs and cook the pork chops we don’t need a farm no I’m gonna make a sugar cane farm so we can make Some paper yeah you’re really good at making paper just look at the U.S national debt hey [ __ ] that’s not my fault it’s Russia’s fault just like gas prices yes you’re so [ __ ] stupid and you’re not the president anymore and you’re about to serve five to ten how About I serve you some ice cream so your ass gets a sugar high and crash and you fall asleep for another week only if it’s Dairy Queen oh my God guys stop arguing I’m gonna finish the Villager hall because we actually need a trading section uh what should I do then how About you finish Trump Tower so it stops looking like an empty box you know what that’s actually a good idea I’m in Trump Tower right now so I can just walk around if I forget what things look like I’m gonna need a lot of sugar cane for This Farm just go fly around and get some bro that takes forever would you rather wait for it to grow and then replant it over and over I wouldn’t have to wait what do you mean I could just take a short eight hour nap and wait for it to Grow and then replant it and rinse and repeat Joe an eight-hour nap is how long people go to sleep do you just fall into a coma every time you fall asleep I’m not answering that why the [ __ ] does Trump Tower have to be so big I wish I wasn’t as Rich so I Wouldn’t have to make this many floors Elmo that is a very good problem to have how is the villager trading Hall going I’m still digging it out it’s underground and it’s going to be a long ass hallway with villagers in different cages we are violating so many Human rights it’s not even funny yeah but they are villagers so who cares true but they still look human they don’t look anything like humans what do you mean yeah they look like Joe’s wife with their big ass noses [ __ ] you [ __ ] you’re literally dating a Barbie doll Okay but Obama is dating a man Fair Point [ __ ] you both love you too bro okay I finished the first floor I just need a hot receptionist to work the front desk I’ll call Bush and tell him to get back on I said hot receptionist And not a dude okay but maybe he could work as the receptionist and earn our trust back that is so degrading I like it all right ill invite Bush back yo guys what’s up hey Bush you want to play Minecraft again uh are you serious yeah but you have to be the receptionist At Trump Tower for a week until we trust you again [ __ ] that [ __ ] I knew he wouldn’t do it yeah but it’s kind of funny guys can you come over and look at the farm and tell me if it’s good enough all right a look okay I’m coming what The actual [ __ ] Joe this is way too big we won’t need all of this sugar cane Joe how did you find this much sugar cane I like sugar bro are you trying to make ice cream in Minecraft uh maybe Joe you can’t make ice cream in Minecraft not With that attitude I want I’m gonna go finish my tower but if I need sugar I’ll be sure to get some yeah if we need to trade sugar then we’ll be trillionaires all right I’m gonna go get more oh my [ __ ] god Joe Donald just let him do It and maybe soon he’ll realize ice cream isn’t in Minecraft Fair Point how is the Villager Hall going are some of them yemeni [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh wait they’re too busy rebuilding their own villages to work for yours oh my [ __ ] God just come look and see damn this Actually isn’t bad but it’s kind of small yeah I still have more work to do but this is going to be the layout of it looks pretty good I’m finishing some of the hotel rooms in Trump Tower wait do your hotel rooms have beds yeah why I Just realized we never go to sleep in Minecraft yeah for some reason it’s always daytime I just sleep while we play is that why you go a while without talking most of the time uh I plead the fifth holy [ __ ] it’s actually night yeah the guy who makes these videos thought He should include this for realism well now you just broke the realism by breaking the fourth wall deal with it [ __ ] I make the rules you have made the rules since 2017. I have two words for you and what’s that two terms [ __ ] that’s three words dumbass You know what I meant clearly you didn’t guys go to bed already I’ll just use one of the hotel rooms I’ll do the same if you’re going to use one of my rooms then you got to pay the nightly fee bro I just need to sleep in a bed for Literally three seconds sorry Barack it’s Hotel policy how much is it five pieces of netherite there’s no [ __ ] way I’d give you even one diamond for five seconds of sleep pay up or deal with it okay that’s fine I guess I just won’t go to sleep then okay fine you can Use the bed for free I’m not trying to build at night time yeah that’s what I thought hey guys how much sugar cane is too much sugar cane Joe you already put way too much Joe are you still planting more I really want the ice cream to Taste good holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe this is literally unfarmable how the hell do you think you can Farm all of this it’s literally out of render distance okay but imagine the flavors we could make if you seriously believe you craft ice cream then what’s the recipe uh okay so Let me try and make it I think it’s milk in the middle then sugar around it and then a steak on bottom why the [ __ ] is there a steak on bottom because it’s the closest thing to a waffle how on God’s green earth is a state close to a waffle Because when you grill a steak it leaves the same grid pattern that waffles have oh my [ __ ] god why isn’t it working because you can’t craft ice cream Joe we might be on the wrong update are we on 1.19 Joe we could be on 1.30 and it still wouldn’t work this game actually Sucks Joe how about you go do something productive instead of making a sugar farm that can feed the entire Western Hemisphere uh what should I do I don’t know that’s up for you to decide actually wait I got it I’m going to build a dock for you why for me why not For all of us well you were probably the only one who’s going to use it you’re such a [ __ ] Joe you got to chill out with the Malarkey [ __ ] you [ __ ] don’t use my line who the hell still says Malarkey Joe your vocabulary is as outdated as you are well your vocabulary Puts you in jail so you shouldn’t be talking I’m not in jail yet I’m just on the way there Donald can you give me your credit card so I can continue the realm once your ass gets arrested now because I already made the deal with Joe That I’ll get a penthouse jail cell and I’ll play inside the cell oh yeah I forgot about that and what the [ __ ] is a penthouse jail cell you wouldn’t understand yeah you’re right because I’m not going to jail like you yeah you’re just building one for all of the Villagers this is Minecraft it’s different these rooms are literally four blocks big yeah they have two blocks for a bed one block for their worker block and then another block for them to stand on you’re human rights violations are so brutal you should be the CEO of Nike do You want a villager trading hall or not yeah I guess okay so then shut up hey guys come check out the dock where’s it at the ocean behind our base bruh Joe why would we need this big ass [ __ ] I mean doc so we can get in the water Easier bro it’s literally 20 blocks off the [ __ ] ground yeah that’s in case The Tide Rises Joe if the Tide Rises this [ __ ] high we will need Noah to build his ark again we can literally just place the boat from the shore and get it without getting in the water uh Actually I was just kidding this is where we should go to launch from our elytres if we are traveling far hmm I guess it’s not that bad but we already have fireworks uh yeah this is for if we run out of fireworks then why is it so Far away from the base it would take two minutes just to walk here shut up and just be grateful Joe we both know you tried to build a dock okay let’s call it the multi-purpose High platform for variable activities whatever you say Joe I’m gonna go back to finishing Trump Tower bro you’re never going to finish it that thing is like 20 floors tall yeah but only the first three floors are going to be hotel rooms we don’t have that many people come on the server what are you going to do with the rest of the floors indoor swimming pool archery room Museum and some other ideas I have okay that actually sounds good yeah but it’ll be too netherrite for a day pass all right then I’ll need three netherrite every time you use the villager trading Hall okay I see your point okay guys what villagers should we get first we Need Librarians for enchants okay but which enchant should I go for how about Unbreaking three so Joe’s wooden pickaxe will live on forever wooden pickaxes are just fine you guys are just wasting resources on diamond pickaxes okay yeah then let’s get on breaking three so we don’t have to waste resources anymore All right I’ll start trying to get it but it might take a while while you do that I’m going to start work on my swimming pool floor Donald there is no way you can put an entire swimming pool in a hotel how about you give me some of Your Ukraine money and I can make an entire city into a swimming pool okay fair point holy [ __ ] guys I gotta get off Joe is that a [ __ ] ice cream truck I hear yeah they only come once every week and last time I missed it because I was Sleeping I’m gonna get off I’ll see you guys later bro there’s no way all right I’m gonna get off too I really don’t feel like building an entire swimming pool right now all right I’ll see you later bro yo guys what should we do next On the server I know what I’m gonna do let me guess you’re going to finish Trump Tower yep and it’s going to it’s going to look amazing and then when Joe’s term for being the president of my craft is over a win the election Donald we didn’t even set a term for being Minecraft president yeah and even if we did you’re going to have to wait four years and the server is definitely going to be blown up by then how about we run the next election in a week now I veto that [ __ ] I got four years to boss you around what if I Just quit the server then okay that’s fine then Obama and I will move into Trump Tower and use it for ourselves okay never mind then I would rather lick a cactus than let that happen wait I just realized we don’t have any horses why would we need We have a lighters and fireworks Donald if we have horses we can utter and takes a few minutes Jesus Christ Joe Don’t Go Near any horses ever again Obama do you serious good idea to get horses especially with Joe yeah I’m still going to get some Horses but first I have to make a stable you should have made a stable economy back in 2008. you dumbass I got elected in 2008 but actually was president in 2009. oh yeah then it’s probably a good idea that we kicked Bush I’m gonna go Get us some bamboo Joe that is so Random why do we need bamboo for scaffolding Joe we can fly around at 100 miles an hour why would we need to use scaffolding uh what if your elytra breaks Joe have you ever seen any of our elytra’s break uh no but I’m still gonna Make a bamboo Farm I think it’ll be cool do whatever you want but you should really be focusing on Biden Tower Biden Tower isn’t a thing dumbass well it should be every President should have a 64-story skyscraper with their name and big letters on it nah bro I think that’s Just you who’s into that okay but an Obama Tower would be really cool Barack there’s no way I’m going to build it next to Trump Tower and make it bigger good luck with that I’ll just buy all the land around me and you won’t be able to do anything Okay I’ll just buy it first you don’t even have close to my amount of money I’ll just make a higher offer bro you’re so lame holy [ __ ] guys I found a shipwreck you found your presidency shut up [ __ ] I’m gonna find the chests what’s inside wait this is the one Donald found when we were competing for presidency and I’m out well I guess I’ll just get out then Joe what the actual [ __ ] did you just say what about it when’s the last time you took your dementia pills because it sounds like your ass is still living in 1950. nah Bro I took them earlier but I’m just trying to bring back skidadle it will be the next big Trend how about you use words that aren’t from the Paleolithic Era I’ll use whatever words I want to I think it’s very Neato G Jesus Christ I’m about to end it all please give me Strength to not absolutely blow the [ __ ] out of the entire world right now okay fine I’ll stop thank God Joe have you found the jungle yet oh yeah I’ve just been getting a lot of bamboo how much are you getting a whole inventory full Jesus Christ Joe why do you need that Much I really wanted to be a big farm don’t worry about it Obama let him do his own thing and it won’t really affect us yeah I guess that’s true how is Trump Tower going I finished the second floor for the hotel rooms in the swimming pool As well now I’m just building the next floor bro how long is it going to take you to finish all of that it would only take three seconds if Joe gave me some of his Ukraine money that’s never happening yeah and that’s why I got to Build it all what would you do if someone put TNT in it and blew it up I’d probably go to jail for an extra 30 years Jesus Christ also the stable is complete now I just got to go find some horses Joe’s family usually hangs out by The village so go look over there you’re going to regret saying that and why is that you’ll see whatever Bozo I found a bunch of horses Donald do you care which one is yours yeah get me the finest stallion in all of the land what the [ __ ] does that even mean I don’t know just give me any horse I don’t care all right fair enough is there one with a pattern uh yeah there is get me that one okay sounds good I’ll just lead them back to the base and you Guys can tame them on your own uh you should probably tame them first why would I do that when it’s your horses because what if they despawn then you have to go get more oh yeah that’s true I guess I’ll do that first but I got to get some Saddles as well I Have some will bring them to you um okay all right I put them in the chest you can use them okay thanks Joe yeah no problem bro guys you have to come check out my movie theater floor and Trump Tower this is actually insane sounds cool I’ll come take a look once I Get these horses Tamed yeah I’ll come take a look soon as well I just got to finish my farm Joe where is your farm um I’ll show you in a bit but let me finish first and I’ll come look at your new floor okay I got all the horses Tamed and I just finished my farm so I’ll start coming over okay got them in the Stables I’ll label them for each of us damn Donald this actually looks really good holy [ __ ] bro we’re going to watch so many good movies in here how about we first watch a compilation of Joe stuttering during his speeches I’m down I veto that [ __ ] I get to pick the movie well Obama and I are the Senate and we have more than two-thirds to overrule your ass we are watching your stutter compilations well look I mean he has made clear that uh uh bro this Doesn’t make me look good it’s not even my fault that I was stuttering like this maybe your teleprompter was malfunctioning America is a nation that can be defined in a single word excuse me the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping Joe how the hell did you Mess that up you could have literally said any word and you would have gotten Applause [ __ ] this [ __ ] I’m leaving oh Mao okay yeah this is probably enough of Joe’s cringe compilation yeah come look at the stable what the [ __ ] is all of this well Mao Joe did you plant all of This bamboo yep and I waited for it all to grow while you were distracted holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe this is somewhat annoying and somewhat impressive Joe take all this [ __ ] down now cause Donald called my family a bunch of horses Joe why are you punishing me for just Speaking the truth you can either live with it or take it down and it’s not my problem of course you put the bamboo everywhere except your house yep which is why I don’t care what you do with the bamboo Joe are you [ __ ] insane what I’m out you put bamboo on the roof of Trump Tower yep I just thought that would be a nice touch you’re actually the worst president of Minecraft ever well I’m the only President of Minecraft which means I’m also the best so thanks for the compliment you’re such a [ __ ] Love you too Donnie Joe did you seriously get all of this bamboo just so I could take it down yep that’s what you get for calling my family a bunch of horses bro you planted an inventory full this is like 30 inventory fools now that It’s grown what are we going to do with all of this uh I don’t know but I’ll make sure to get back what I invested plus some extra bro you’re going to be able to make enough scaffolding to climb up the goddamn moon are there any villagers that will trade bamboo for Emeralds because we are about to be billionaires not necessarily but if we have a Fletcher villager you can use the bamboo and turn them into stick and then trade those sticks for emeralds oh my God how do I get a Fletcher just make a Fletching table it’s four wood and then Two flint on Top Bet I’m gonna do that and we are about to get paid okay Donald can you at least leave the bamboo on top of Trump Tower so we can remember this moment you know what Joe I have a better idea how about I take all of the bamboo You planted and then plant it around your house and that way you can always remember even when you’re sleeping bro just take it all down then yeah that’s what I was planning on Joe where did you even get all that dirt to put on Donald’s roof remember when Bush And Bill kept blowing up all of our stuff yeah I do yeah that leaves behind an absolute ton of dirt so I just kept it okay I finally got rid of all this stupid bamboo and my chests are actually overflowing with this [ __ ] okay but at Least now you can make a bunch of sticks and get emeralds from it you’re lucky that’s true because if it wasn’t I was gonna wait till your sleepy ass takes a nap and then I would take 10 inventory fools and plant it all around your house All right we have two Fletchers now that trade sticks I call dibs why do you call dibs uh no reason just give me one more minute I’m confused okay done villagers can only trade a certain amount per Minecraft day so I just took all their Trades bro at least share a bit [ __ ] I was the one who had the entire Amazon rainforest planted around my goddamn Tower you can wait you’re such a fat ass how about you just expand the villager trading Hall it’s literally underground you can make it as big as you want That’s true we’ll start working on that Joe what are you doing um I’m getting wood why do you need wood because when you reach my age it’s really hard to get wood you dumbass I’m talking about Minecraft um I’m trying to get wood so I can build A bigger house yeah that’s probably a smart idea your house right now is tiny as [ __ ] you’re the one who’s literally living in Bill’s old house that’s because he did a Barack and blew up my house bro let’s not call it that well just wait for the surprise Donald Because I’m going to seriously make you shocked yeah I doubt it hey guys is it bad that I made another bamboo Farm Barack I swear to God if it’s around Trump Tower I’m going to put all of this bamboo around your house no I mean I put It off to the side and I’m growing it here oh I see yeah that’s fine that way we can get a bunch of sticks and keep trading with the Fletchers yeah I swear to you I’m going to get us like 20 Fletchers so we can just get tons of Emeralds and then any future trades we need to make will be easy you guys I think I’m gonna hop off I got to go to sleep because I have a big rally to go to tomorrow Joe your rallies are tiny compared to mine okay but who won the Election me [ __ ] you’re so stupid I’ll beat your ass in 2024 just wait no you won’t and I’m getting off all right I’m going to get off as well I’ll see you later Donald all right see you later Barack those two are so dumb oh my God This is Beautiful Joe are you looking at a photo of me no but I have a question for you what is it where are you right now inside one of my hotel rooms okay good to know holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this is actually the Amazon rainforest Joe did You plant bamboo around my tower again uh no something even better Jesus of Christ why did you plant trees this time well as president of the world it’s my job to make sure everything is in order so I planted a bunch of trees to stop global warming Joe you and I both know You don’t believe that yeah I just wanted to make you mad for calling my family a bunch of horses well I’ll admit I called your family horses and so you did the bamboo thing but after this I have to get even uh well I’m the president so if you do anything I don’t Like then I’ll just put you in jail I’m already going to jail you can’t threaten me with that Joe you definitely [ __ ] up Donald um can we make a truce sure I will make a truce right after we get even bro it’s not that deep I am still Breaking down trees job wait really bro I swear to you I’m going to go to jail for deforestation with how many trees I have to cut down okay that’s kind of funny [ __ ] you won’t be laughing soon soon while you two fight I’m just going to work on the villager trading Hall got To get 20 Fletchers so we can get rich well I’m just going to work on improving my house and keep watch so Donald doesn’t destroy my house what if I just go someplace a bunch of TNT you dumbass I’ll easily hear you breaking dirt blocks and placing the TNT that maybe I Can use all this [ __ ] wood I’m getting to do something ask your mother you fat [ __ ] Joe you literally set him up for that one so perfectly that I would be mad if he didn’t say that shut up Barack [ __ ] you need to learn to shut up remember the cringe compilation we Watched of you last night bro that wasn’t my fault the teleprompter kept glitching just buy a new teleprompter then dumbass yeah Joe you literally have Ukraine money to rebuild the White House in seconds how come you can’t afford a teleprompter that works both of you need To shut up oh believe me I’m fine without talking all I’ll need to hear is your reaction reaction to what you’ll see [ __ ] are you underneath my goddamn house maybe holy [ __ ] I’m gonna dig to you and stop you okay do it then bro where are you you’re not underneath My house oh no I’m just messing with you I’m trying to find a jungle temple for some mossy cobblestone to make my house look better oh okay I thought you were still mad at me though nah bro it’s all just jokes wow Donald I’m actually surprised we can be friends for once Joe Don’t trust that [ __ ] nah bro Donald seems to have changed so I’m perfectly happy with it don’t say I didn’t warn you dumbass bro he’s nowhere near my house so there’s nothing he could even do if he wanted to okay bro just don’t say I didn’t warn you Hey Joe do you use The hot tub at the White House yeah bro sometimes I even take naps in that [ __ ] it feels so good what temperature do you put it to I usually put it to 102 because anything hotter and I can’t stay in it for long have you ever thought about a hot tub that’s 2 Burn alive why would I set it that high well I think you should definitely try it one time no one makes hot tubs that get that hot Joe there’s no way you don’t see this [ __ ] like I’m actually embarrassed for you see what I’m not telling you if you don’t notice Then you definitely deserve it stop trying to distract me Joe I swear to you this is the dumbest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen and you don’t even notice shut up Obama don’t ruin it ruin what give me one more second I am done outside um okay what about it just keep looking At your house why it looks the exact same yeah just keep looking at it did you put TNT under it no definitely not what the [ __ ] LML he finally notices Joe I warned your ass Donald you fat ass [ __ ] this is literally 10 times worse than What I did with the bamboo and trees I literally told you I was going to get even and you chose to ignore it so enjoy your 2 200 degree hot tub oh my [ __ ] god is that what you meant when you were saying that that’s exactly what I meant Joe I’m surprised you didn’t catch on as soon as I heard that I knew something had to be up yeah something literally was up how the hell am I even going to get rid of all of this that’s for you to figure out [ __ ] I had to get rid of all The bamboo and all of the trees earlier maybe if you’d helped I would have just dumped water on your house wait actually yeah that’s a genius idea I’m going to put out all the lava with water Joe please tell me you’re joking Obama shut up I’m not listening to you anymore Okay but don’t say I didn’t warn you again Jesus Christ Donald why did you have to do this so high up because otherwise you would have heard me placing the blocks dumbass oh yeah that’s true Joe I’m warning you one last time don’t do it shut up Obama it’s lava So if I pour water on it it will put out the fire there’s just no way you’re this dumb but I definitely do want to see this okay placing the water I am actually dying there’s no way is this goddamn stupid what the [ __ ] is happening why is it all turning to Cobblestone it’s supposed to put out the fire Joe you could have just built up to the lava and place blocks over it and then the lava would slowly go Away Joe you literally just build a giant penis in seconds how do you feel this is not Even the first time he’s made a penis by accident okay guys you got to help me take this down this is just ridiculous no I’m all right I’m going to give you as much help as you did when you put the bamboo and trees around my house bruh But this is way worse and whose fault is that and don’t say it’s rushes okay maybe it is my fault I’m going to start digging though hey Donald you want to know the funniest part about it what is that Joe still only has a wooden pickaxe Joe there is no [ __ ] way you can take all of this down with just a wooden pickaxe that will take weeks yeah you’re probably right I guess I’ll finally make some diamond tools and I’m going to use your enchanting room I don’t care if you Let me or not go ahead bro I don’t want to have this giant penis on the server for that long anyways okay now I have a diamond pickaxe with efficiency five okay Joe I feel a little bit bad so I’m going to put haste on the beacon and Hopefully that will help you break the blocks a bit quicker thanks Obama it’s the least I could do after your dumb ass wouldn’t listen to me okay guys can we come to a truce yeah we should probably do that before the whole world blows up again what should the terms of the truce Be okay no stealing each other’s stuff and no breaking any blocks on anyone else’s house yeah that sounds fair yep I agree as well and you know what Joe since you couldn’t make ice cream last time I’m going to make a gift for you and I’ll give it to You once you’re done with breaking all that Cobblestone I don’t want any more gifts from you Donald okay this time I promise it’s actually something you’ll like Obama can you go watch him get my gift are you even going to listen to me if I see him doing something bad yes This time I absolutely promise okay then okay Obama come here all I’m doing is crafting this oh that’s actually smart it’s the closest thing to ice cream how did you make something close to ice cream did you make a blizzard Joe if ice cream isn’t in Minecraft then why the [ __ ] would there be blizzards I don’t know what else could you have made you’ll see as soon as you’re done wait I just realized something what’s that why the [ __ ] is Joe breaking all that Cobblestone around his old house if he’s supposed to be moving into the White House anyways oh my [ __ ] god you’re right I’m not breaking this [ __ ] Obama you [ __ ] dumbass now who’s gonna break all that Cobble [ __ ] probably should have waited to tell him yeah you dumbass well at least now I can move all my stuff into the White House Joe you Still actually need to put stuff in the white house it’s literally just a shell right now yeah don’t worry I know a lot about interior decorating why don’t you just use your Ukraine money to do it because I like to build things Joe that is the biggest load of [ __ ] I’ve Ever heard okay maybe I might have sort of run out of the Ukraine money how in God’s green earth do you run out of 40 billion dollars well when we got the money through crypto we used a bunch on the White House and fixing all the craters that bill and Bush left and when people saw that a crypto wallet was spending billions of dollars they found out it was me and now I can’t spend any more otherwise everyone will know finally you don’t get to use Ukraine money anymore I know bro it’s actually [ __ ] did you finish The interior yet yeah I just finished um that was really fast Joe yeah come in it’s all done Joe what the actual [ __ ] is this this is not the White House this is the white room yeah bro I like open floor plans this is open floor plan this is a one big ass Room now bro trust me this is the way I like it how about we use TNT again and then it will be an open house plan Don’t You Dare [ __ ] we already made a truce do you seriously only need chests and a crafting table in this whole ass house I’ll definitely add more as I need it but for now all I need is a place to store my stuff right now why the hell did you put all your stuff in the back corner now you have to walk a mile just to get to your stuff because if I put it Near the door then you guys are just going to barge in and take my stuff Joe we literally have a truce that we each other’s stuff [ __ ] well I’m not moving all my stuff back why do you even care anyways it’s not your stuff listen Joe if you see a Homeless guy do you give him money yeah most of the time so if I see you being dumb I’m gonna give you advice you’re such a [ __ ] you’re welcome Obama what are you doing I’ve been expanding the villager trading Hall this thing is about to be massive holy [ __ ] [ __ ] How long is this I don’t know anymore all I know is that we’re going to need a lot of villagers the [ __ ] rail Road you built will crumble from the weight of the villagers we need yeah we should probably just breed the villagers we have so that way we don’t have to Transport all of them and ruin their Village that’s nice of you to turn over a new Leaf shut up [ __ ] good luck finishing this [ __ ] believe me we are going to have the biggest bamboo Farm ever with 40 Fletchers just so we can make a crap ton of emerald blocks and Then who knows maybe you can build Trump Tower out of emeralds instead of gold that does sound very enticing but I think we should instead build an Obama Tower next to Trump Tower that way you and I can both have towers and Joe can have his stupid ass pigeon statue bro How many times do I have to tell you it’s not a goddamn pigeon okay then how about you build a tower around it and the first floor will show off your glorified pigeon that actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea well you’ll actually have to build it yourself Because you won’t be able to use Ukraine money that’s so stupid deal with it [ __ ] hold on guys Jill is calling me just just sir hey cutie pie what’s up there’s no way you just called Jill cutie pie okay sweetie I’ll be there soon Jesus Christ this is more cringe than Joe’s Stuttering compilations guys I gotta go Jill wants me to take her out to dinner yeah whatever you say Joe we all know she has your ass on a leash shut up [ __ ] at least I have a wife and not a husband [ __ ] you love you too I’ll see You guys later all right see you Joe bye Joe I’m gonna hop off as well yeah same I’ll see you tomorrow yep see you tomorrow you guys get on Minecraft there’s something really special I want to do today what is it you want to do Joe if it’s to place lava on my house just know I’m not as stupid as you no bro it’s even better today I’m gonna make a cake oh Mayo Joe that’s funny why is that funny because I already made you a cake yesterday it’s just you didn’t finish mining all the Cobblestone Oh so then where is the cake Obama and I ate it because you decided to give up on breaking all this [ __ ] and move into the White House are you sure you and Obama both ate it or was it just you fat ass Shut up Joe how about you make your own Damn cake I definitely will I just got to get the sugar from my sugar cane Farm the eggs from some chickens and the milk from your mother you think you’re funny [ __ ] yeah I do because I am just make your cake you fat ass Donald did you Seriously just call Joe a fat ass yeah so what I ate one bite of that cake and you’re the fat ass who ate the rest of it I got hungry because dealing with Joe is a stressful activity is walking up the stairs also a stressful activity Shut up [ __ ] how about you go have an arm wrestle with your husband and see who’s stronger that should stress you out too knowing you’re dating a Brazilian bodybuilder whatever [ __ ] enjoy the diabetes from that cake I definitely will and I’m going to enjoy It as I work on the next floor to Trump Tower what are you going to add now you’ll just have to wait and see what are you going to work on I’m just trying to make all the rooms for the villager trading Hall we need to have 40 Fletchers like I said we are actually going to get insanely Rich it’s not even funny guys I finished my cake okay that’s cool Joe why do I care because it’s my special cake and I’m going to keep it next to my bed to have a slice Every night and you call me a fat ass [ __ ] one slice a night versus everything but one slice in one day is different Joe what are you going to do now that you have your special cake I’m going to work on a passion project of mine what the hell is a passion project It means I’m going to build something I really like but Joe you already made your cake [ __ ] I know I’m not gonna make a cake then what else could you be making it’s going to be a surprise and it’s going to be fun that’s the same thing Donald said to Stormy Daniels shut up her lawsuit ended up failing that’s [ __ ] we all know you did it and I would do it again too bruh how are you still not done with the village manager trading Hall bro do you know how much work it takes to carve out All these rooms and move in all these villagers and make a [ __ ] ton of Fletching tables I guess that’s a fair point well actually I just finished but still it took a lot of work now I’m going to expand the bamboo farm so we can actually trade with the Villagers Please don’t cover the entire [ __ ] world in bamboo I won’t do that but this [ __ ] is going to be huge same for the project I’m working on Joe are you going to keep talking in cryptic one-liners or are you going to tell us what you’re working on I promise you if I tell you it will ruin the surprise how the hell is it a surprise because it will be something we can all use and have fun with you’re so stupid oh also guys go to bed it’s turning night okay I’m in bed what the [ __ ] what Joe Someone ate all my cake oh my God Donald [ __ ] it wasn’t me I swear you fat ass [ __ ] you ate my special cake I swear to you on everything in my life I did not eat your stupid cake I didn’t even know where it was bro Obama didn’t eat that [ __ ] his ass can’t eat a full cake I don’t know if I should take that as a compliment or as an insult Joe maybe you ate it but you forgot to take your dementia pills and so you kept forgetting that you already ate a slice nah bro that’s definitely not it because I was going to eat a slice at night and this is the first night I have my cake and it’s just gone okay then an Enderman had to have took it Enderman can’t pick up cakes Donald bro I seriously don’t know how else to explain this [ __ ] okay Donald I’ll Trust you for now but I swear to you if I catch you eating my cake again I will actually put you in Minecraft jail okay good because you won’t catch me eating your cake because it wasn’t me and I don’t want your stupid cake Donald if you just admit it I won’t be mad and I won’t put you in Minecraft jail I don’t care because I didn’t need it so why would I admit to it anyways Donald it’s not that big of a deal shut up Obama you know I didn’t eat his stupid cake and I have proof how the Hell do you have proof of you not eating a cake is your proof the fact that your lips don’t have icing on them because I know your fat ass would lick your lips till all of it’s gone no dumbass come to Trump Tower what’s inside a Trump Tower Just come look holy [ __ ] bro this is nice yeah how the hell could I have time to eat Joe’s cake if I was busy making my restaurant floor easily you made the restaurant floor so you could eat my cake in it Joe you [ __ ] dumbass if I Have a whole restaurant to myself I could make 10 cakes if I wanted to you definitely do want to shut up Barack this is actual [ __ ] Donald if it wasn’t you and it wasn’t Barack and it wasn’t me then what happened to the cake I’m telling you it had to be an Enderman Donald they didn’t just randomly add in the newest update that Enderman can pick up cake so you know that’s [ __ ] okay well then we’ll call it an act of God bro you seriously don’t want to admit you ate the cake Donald if you just asked for the cake I would have given it To you I’m done arguing about this [ __ ] how about you just go finish your passion project okay fine but I still know it was you you guys come check out the bamboo Farm holy [ __ ] sugarcane farm because in comparison mine is Tiny Joe if we keep expanding All our Farms because of your ego we’ll run out of land but why does he get to have so much bamboo Joe we can use that bamboo for emeralds and your dumbass sugar cane can make over 100 cakes and you only need like one a day so deal With it what if we could make a thousand cakes Joe I’m telling you this now if you make a thousand cakes and cover the world with them I will actually ban you okay and I’m the president of Minecraft so you can’t do that okay that’s fine but I guess then the realm will Accidentally not get renewed you’re such a [ __ ] deal with it okay guys but I want to make a rule for the bamboo Farm yeah let’s agree that we can each Farm the bamboo whenever we want you just can’t Farm the whole thing and you have To leave some for us okay I’ll Farm the whole thing except for two bamboo and you and Joe can share that [ __ ] you know what I meant yeah I got it omow I need to start getting emeralds and maybe I can start trading with the Villagers To get more cake I mean it is possible to get cake trays with a farmer villager but that is so rare I doubt you’ll get it maybe I should just spend a lot of time trying to get it and then it might happen or how about this since we always Fight all the time how about I treat you guys to a five-star dinner at Trump Towers restaurant that sounds nice sure let’s do it okay come to the first floor of Trump Tower okay I’m here okay Joe follow me up the stairs you have so many floors it’s actually getting annoying Having to go up them all of the time yeah I know you don’t like stairs especially when getting on Air Force One shut up [ __ ] you’re just mad you can’t use Air Force One anymore whatever Joe just sit your ass down here and wait for your food I have to go serve other Guests first yeah I’ve been waiting down here and I’m going to leave a bad Yelp review shut up [ __ ] and walk up the stairs with me can I sit away from Joe I want to not have my appetite ruined [ __ ] you [ __ ] at least I got sad first Donald was saving the best for last that’s [ __ ] guys stop arguing okay Obama sit down here and here’s your menu why the [ __ ] did I not get a menu Joe do you want a cake yes see you don’t need a menu whatever Donald okay Joe what beverage would you Like can I get a Coke sorry we only have Pepsi oh my [ __ ] god you’re really one of those places do you want the Pepsi or not fine that’ll work okay Obama what would you like to drink well I actually care about my health so I’ll just have a water okay sounds good I’ll go get your drinks hmm Joe do you think I should get the steak or some Lobster how about you get some [ __ ] I am literally married and not to a man the first stage of anger is denial I’m not in denial whatever you say Obama but I’m always here for you I Hate you I know okay Joe here’s your Pepsi and Obama here’s your water I think I know what I want to order okay what would you like let me get the steak medium well you’re disgusting how is that disgusting the steak is on the menu every man knows that steaks are meant to Be eaten medium rare nah bro that’s just nasty whatever I’m gonna go burn your steak Joe why do you want a cake if we are at a five-star restaurant because you can get a cake at Walmart but this will be five-star cake just like you can get a steak at Walmart but You want a five-star steak that’s actually a good point oh also I just realized I still need to finish my project Joe what is the project You’re Building okay don’t tell Donald but I’m building a roller coaster to go around the entire base to show off everything we’ve built Joe I can hear you from the kitchen dumbass [ __ ] well I know you’ll still like it it’s not a bad idea but I will definitely need to make sure it works before I ride it because knowing you it violates so many different safety codes you will get the world record for most Dangerous roller coaster in America wait why do you say in America why wouldn’t I is Minecraft in America uh I think so because it’s my realm and I’m playing in America well then why did we make a vote for who will be president of Minecraft if Minecraft is in America because I’m Already the American president Joe stop making sense go back to being dumb shut up and make me my cake I’ll make sure to spit in it you’re so annoying okay Obama here is your steak burn this isn’t burn its medium well yeah that means burnt whatever bro let Me eat my food okay Joe and here’s your cake what the [ __ ] is this get your cake dumbass this looks like a cake you could get from Walmart bro I was back there cooking Obama’s steak and ordered on doordash a cake for you oh Mayo Joe that’s what you get Whatever I’ll still eat it because I’m grateful unlike someone else I am grateful [ __ ] this steak is amazing compliments to the chef thanks Obama appreciate it you’re welcome um where the hell is Joe I left [ __ ] screw no tip I’m not paying for that [ __ ] at all that was the worst cake in My life well I’m glad I could ruin your experience like you tried to ruin my tower twice whatever bro I’m gonna get back to building my roller coaster I appreciate the meal Donald how much is the bill five emeralds well here’s seven appreciate your business no problem you Guys are actually so lame you’re just mad you had a Walmart cake bro I’m getting off and I’m gonna go to Walmart and get an actual cake and that [ __ ] will taste better oh my God why does Joe have to get so mad you probably shouldn’t have given him that Walmart Cake okay but it was pretty funny yeah I will admit that was hilarious but I’m gonna get off as well and we can play again tomorrow all right sounds good bro I’ll see you tomorrow yo Obama hop on Minecraft all right I’m on where is Joe at probably sleeping nah [ __ ] him right Here I actually stayed on the server all night last night to see if you guys would steal my new cake too is your cake still there Joe yeah but now that you guys are on I bet you’re gonna eat it again Joe how many [ __ ] times do I Have to say I didn’t eat your cake I’m trying to go on a diet Donald does your diet mean you’ll go from eating 10 meals a day to nine shut up bro it wasn’t me I can’t eat that much like you can okay this is is actually Pissing me off Joe you had to have eaten the cake and just forgot about it I promise you that’s not it okay well I really don’t give a [ __ ] anymore so I’m just gonna work on Trump Tower you work on Trump Tower every day when is it Going to be finished when I reach the top dumbass I bet the server is going to blow up before you actually finish it if that happens I’m actually moving to North Korea well now well let’s hope that doesn’t happen I don’t know should I keep watching the cake or should I go Work on my roller coaster Joe your roller coaster is stupid no it’s not it’s cool see it goes through a tree and you can see the whole base what purpose does it serve it looks cool okay well while you’re busy looking cool I’m gonna go look for desert temples do you even Know where the nearest Desert is uh no that’s why I’m going to go look for them how about Afghanistan shut up Donald you’re not funny now that wasn’t a burn towards you I was actually roasting Joe oh well now [ __ ] you Donald I would [ __ ] me too okay this Coaster’s view is Actually insane you guys are gonna love it maybe I should make an observation deck on the top of trump so my view will be better okay you can do that but it definitely won’t beat the view from here we’ll see about that Joe what are you even adding to Trump Tower you’ve Already added literally everything you could need and everything you don’t need it’s going to be an archery room so you and Obama can practice why the hell would we need an archery room well I had to beat the ender dragon all by myself so my archery skills are fine but you And Joe are both terrible so I thought I’d make this room for you two to use as much as I hate you for saying that an archery room does sound pretty cool yeah maybe I’ll miss and shoot Donald shut up Joe you wouldn’t do that you love me too Much [ __ ] you fat ass I’ll make it so there’s a side for Joe to shoot aside for Obama to shoot and then one for me why do they have to be different well your target will be two feet away Obama’s ten feet and mine will be 50 Feet away because I’m just that good bro you’re so [ __ ] stupid now all three of us are going to use the same side that’s 50 feet away I’m joking you dumbass oh uh then don’t worry about it Obama did you find a desert temple yet no not Yet did you find your hairline yet shut up [ __ ] how about you find a photo of Michelle pregnant you [ __ ] dumbass I’ve told you before that’s not proof it seems pretty evident to me yeah Obama I don’t know how you can talk your way out of that It is pretty damning evidence you guys are so stupid I swear holy [ __ ] I found a woodland Mansion you found my house you’re not funny what the hell is a woodland Mansion it’s a place with a bunch of Loot and people that look like your wife except they are slightly less Angry at me I’m so confused Joe you’re always confused holy [ __ ] it’s an evoker what is an evoker it’s the wizard dude who can spawn in a bunch of flying minions Obama are you even playing Minecraft anymore what the [ __ ] are you talking about I promise you I’m still Playing Minecraft and your dumb ass just needs to do more raids and learn about this [ __ ] Joe do you know what a Pillager is you mean a villager oh my [ __ ] God okay I finally killed all of them and I got a totem as well don’t we already have Yeah but if Joe’s dumbass keeps dying then we will need more when’s the last time I died remember you were the first one to die in the ender dragon fight bro that was a long time ago oh my God I found a statue of Donald’s face not surprising everyone does love me Donald I don’t think you should be happy about this why not I’m not telling you holy [ __ ] I found a lot of pumpkins and melons grab that [ __ ] so we can make a farm yeah I’ll get all of it and then I’ll just give it to Joe because he’s Good at making oversized Farms I’m very passionate about food that’s something I thought Donald would say [ __ ] you bro okay that should be everything I’m gonna leave and look for the desert temple again wait that reminds me Obama I have a question okay what is it what the [ __ ] is your Left what do you mean if your name is Obama then what’s your I think it’s care oh yeah because of Obamacare that’s not my [ __ ] last name okay then what is it isn’t it Hussein no you dumbass that’s my middle name okay so if your name is Obama Hussein then what’s your last name it’s got to be care you guys are so [ __ ] stupid you dumbass I’m just [ __ ] with you on purpose oh well I thought you were actually being stupid for a second yeah I know your name is Obama Obama what the [ __ ] oh yeah I forgot it was Like that do you seriously think my parents were that drunk to put my last name and first name as the same [ __ ] name then what the [ __ ] is your full name my name is Barack Obama now that can’t be it yeah it just doesn’t sound Right who the [ __ ] are you guys to tell me what my own name is well Joe is the president so whatever he says goes yeah how about we get a name change and change his name to Obamacare if you do that I swear to you I’m gonna blow up The whole damn server and move to Switzerland okay fine I won’t do it Obama have you found a desert temple yet yeah I’m going down to the chest right now make sure to break the pressure plate and don’t stand on it yeah I know that dumbass that’s the first thing Everyone learns in Minecraft yeah but you’re stupid shut up [ __ ] this coaster is actually looking insane this will show off the entire base Joe this coaster looks ridiculous where are the rails [ __ ] I’m still building it have some patience is there a weight limit on this thing no Donald your fat ass will Not break the roller coaster now I’m more worried if you or Obama invite Rosie O’Donnell and she’ll break the whole thing down with just her pinky why the hell would I invite her why the hell did we invite Bush and Bill Fair Point okay I’m coming back to the Base I got an enchanted gold Apple now Joe is the only one without it that’s not fair you guys are doing the fun stuff while I’m here making something for all of us finding a desert temple is not fun dumbass I was flying for 20 minutes doing nothing yeah and I’m Making the archery room for all of us you just have to place a few blocks without falling asleep okay but what I’m doing actually requires me to be smart to get all the good angles around the base for the perfect view Joe don’t use the word smart with me shut up Donald Don’t bring that [ __ ] up yeah I’m gonna bring it up your dumbass trying to say you graduated some of [ __ ] laude [ __ ] just admit you’re stupid at least I graduated college did your college degree get you seven billion dollars no but it didn’t put me in jail either Dumbass can you both stop arguing it’s really annoying can you stop committing war crimes nah Donald don’t worry about it he isn’t President anymore oh so you do it for him shut up [ __ ] how about you guys come to the archery room no there’s no way I’m doing that I’ll come Joe are you afraid of all the stairs to get up here okay fine I’ll come up and I’ll beat your ass okay bet I’ll take the left you take the middle and Obama can take the right side okay so what are we competing for nothing I just want you To know I’m better than you yep just shot a bullseye so did I [ __ ] this is actually rigged Elmo Obama how did you hit the wall I swear to you I sneezed and then I missed nah bro don’t lie [ __ ] this [ __ ] I’m going to go do another Raid Obama when are you going to learn to just leave Villages alone it’s [ __ ] Minecraft okay I’m actually about to blow up the whole goddamn server what happened Joe either you or Obama stole my [ __ ] cake for the second time okay Obama really bro how The [ __ ] was it me you’re the fat ass yeah you’re just taking Joe’s cake and trying to frame me it’s obvious why the [ __ ] would I do that maybe that’s why you hit the wall with your bow earlier so you could get mad and leave and take Joe’s cake what purpose does that even serve you just don’t want me to win the next election who the [ __ ] will vote based upon whether or not you took Joe’s [ __ ] fake you’d be surprised okay can one of you just admit it this is actually annoying yeah Obama admitted no Cause it wasn’t me [ __ ] okay we are not getting in another argument over this [ __ ] probably a smart idea I’m going to start hiding my cake just so you dumbasses won’t steal it go ahead bro because I’m not the one taking it so I don’t care I don’t care either okay it’s Hidden and I swear to God if it gets stolen again I’m gonna actually put the NT under both your houses till you tell me whatever you do just don’t put any under Trump Tower you won’t have to worry about it as long as you don’t take My cake okay it’s hidden anyway so Obama won’t be able to frame me Joe this roller coaster is huge when can we start to ride it I got to finish the frame of it and then I got to get some rails and then you can ride it Obama why do you Care this looks like a kitty ride at Disneyland bro this thing goes around our entire base it’s going to be a sick view yeah well we’ll see when it yeah and then I gotta invite Rosie O’Donnell to test the weight limit funny joke Joe but whatever you do don’t say Her name three times in the mirror she probably couldn’t even fit through a mirror hell I am out bro that’s too far okay I think that should be the full framework done damn Joe this actually might be fun to ride that’s the whole point dumbass I just got to place the Rails now I call dibs on the first ride nah [ __ ] I’m gonna ride it first I’m the one who built it both of you can decide who goes second but I’m going first okay we seriously need to impeach Joe I don’t like that he can just tell Us what to do yeah agreed I should be the president to be honest okay all in favor of impeaching Joe say I I [ __ ] you both you can’t do do that well we just did so now there’s no Minecraft president well my vice president will take over who the [ __ ] is your vice President uh my cake well your cake went missing twice so it’s not fit to take office yeah let’s host another election tomorrow sounds good this is actual [ __ ] I’m just gonna win again yeah we’ll see about that I’m going to get off and start planning my campaign yep Same bro I’ll see you guys tomorrow there’s no [ __ ] way that just happened okay Obama now that Joe is impeached have you been preparing your campaign yeah I got a lot of stuff ready for the debates and rallies I’m going to be holding guys this is actual [ __ ] I’m not impeached Joe two-thirds of the Senate voted to impeach you so you don’t get a choice who the [ __ ] said since I’m the president you guys automatically become the Senate deal with it bit Street rules yeah and we just don’t like you as president yeah I’d be a much Better president to be honest no you wouldn’t and you know you wouldn’t the whole base would be exploded within three seconds okay and you’re just going to deport Joe and I if you win yeah that is true so you better be glad I haven’t won yet what are you you mean yet you’re Not going to win at all yeah we’ll see about that wait but I can still run for re-election right uh yeah I guess there’s no way you win you’re dumb ass only one because your sexy pigeon was cooler than Trump Tower but now that Trump Tower is almost complete everyone Is going to vote for me now who the hell said that’s how we’re going to decide who becomes president because that’s what happened last time uh I’m not doing that [ __ ] you guys already have stuff built I would have to start from scratch yeah I also vote that we aren’t doing That [ __ ] and so majority rules then what the [ __ ] have I been building Trump Tower for bro that’s literally your house now when’s the last time you went inside Bill’s old house uh probably like a week ago exactly you know have your own huge house compared to Joe and I I Guess you’re right Obama thanks for the support bro yeah but you didn’t build that what yeah you didn’t build Trump Tower the only reason it got built was because of the government helping you and all the jobs we created back in 2009. what the actual [ __ ] are you Talking about I’m just saying that without the help from my Administration you wouldn’t be able to do that bet your Administration ended a decade ago and we started this server almost two months ago okay well then Joe’s Administration helped you [ __ ] I had to get all these Blocks by myself do you know how much [ __ ] gray wool is inside of this it’s almost like I have one thousand gray sheep hidden somewhere underground and I share them five times a day Donald stop acting selfish Obama you are actually pissing me off okay I’m actually about To blow up the whole goddamn server Joe there is no [ __ ] way it can’t be true who came in the white house and just started digging up the whole [ __ ] floor Obama there’s no way you’re going to take it this far bro I swear to you It wasn’t me you’re the only fat ass who would be hungry enough to dig up an entire floor for a cake one of you tell me who did it or both of your houses are being blown up okay that’s fine by me I don’t even use my house okay then I’ll Blow up Trump Tower [ __ ] you [ __ ] it wasn’t me Obama just admitted I worked so hard on Trump Tower don’t let Joe blow it all up bro what the [ __ ] are you asking me for you need to admit it I don’t want my house to be blown up Either you guys have five seconds before I start placing TNT Donald tell him now [ __ ] you tell them okay well I’m going to start placing and if you don’t tell me who it is then say bye to the whole base Joe sounds just like the quiet kid At the back of the class who finally snapped Elm Albert bro you got to tell Joe I’m almost done [ __ ] Donald come on you admit it dumbass you guys have five seconds before I light this wait a minute what the [ __ ] is this what happened guys I found a Bunker Donald don’t lie to me no I actually swear there is a bunker here holy [ __ ] [ __ ] could this be who I think it is oh my [ __ ] god bill came back no [ __ ] way bro this is [ __ ] how did he join back yeah Donald I wonder who thought that they might come Back bro how the [ __ ] was I supposed to know he was out for vengeance to the point he would buy an ALT account I literally told you he would wait guys do you see this there’s a slice of cake next to some blue armor oh my [ __ ] God that is literally poetic how is that poetic remember that one time something that looked like icing from a cake was on a Blue Dress El malbro nah that’s too far Joe can you go grab all the TNT you were about to use to turn the server Into Yemen and instead put it inside of here [ __ ] you Donald yeah I got you I’ll go grab it how the hell did we not see this hole in the ground though Donald who the hell walks over here that’s true usually I just fly over the base at Mac 2 yep same elmow okay I got all the TNT okay Joe put it all inside here and blow that [ __ ] up okay placing all of it wait should we just put a pressure plate so that it blows up when he gets on nah I think seeing it is more enjoyable yeah You’re probably right I always am [ __ ] says the one going to jail okay everyone keeps saying I’m gonna go to jail but has it actually happened yet no yeah I was wondering why you still haven’t been locked up yet I’m wondering why your entire party hasn’t been locked Up shut up [ __ ] all right it’s ready to be blown up okay light it up damn I love watching this I see why Bill and Bush put TNT under the White House okay now that his bunker is destroyed Joe go make another cake but this time put it inside My house until we can ban bill again wait why not just ban him now how the [ __ ] am I supposed to know what his new name is he’s on a new account remember oh yeah that’s true okay time to steal Joe’s cake again wait he didn’t make another cake that’s weird he usually Always makes another cake after I steal it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what happened to my bunker hey Bill what the [ __ ] how did you find my bunker you left a hole in the ground you dumbass oh [ __ ] I thought I covered it up well it looks like you forgot this time So um yeah I’ve been just playing by myself while you guys weren’t on [ __ ] you [ __ ] cake stealing wife beating hoe cheating [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you were stealing my cakes every time I made a new one [ __ ] I was hoping you wouldn’t find out about that And I find it funny that you put the cake next to your armor how is that funny remember the blue dress you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] don’t bring that [ __ ] up you literally got impeached over it you got impeached too yeah well you’re about to get impeached from the Server so do you have anything more you want to say yeah I just wanted to say I’m really sorry for what I did and I totally understand that you want to get rid of me again because what I did was wrong sorry my [ __ ] ass Donald banham Okay yeah he’s banned you know he can just make another alt account that’s true but now we know if any weird [ __ ] happens on the server again to always trust each other and blame it on Bill or bush yeah I’m sorry for blaming you guys Joe no you aren’t if Donald hadn’t found Bill’s bunker you would have blown up both of our houses and we’d ban your ass too okay that might be true but you have to admit I was being robbed Joe you lost three cakes it’s not that deep Bro okay well imagine if you woke up and your Bank account said forty two dollars holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I now I see how you feel yeah and imagine if Yemen wasn’t there Obama would also be mad nah he wouldn’t be mad because he already took all his anger out on them [ __ ] you both are you Obama chill bro not like that [ __ ] IDK bro you were the one who started the whole marriage thing I have a wife bro you should know by now that every time you tell me you have a wife that yeah yeah I know she’s a man oh so she is a man no dumbass I’m saying It sarcastically good thing I was recording that and I’ll just cut that part out and put it all over Twitter [ __ ] you don’t even use Twitter anymore your dumbass thought truth social was going to be the next big thing well for this I will happily go back to using Twitter just so everyone will see you finally admitted to dating a man now because if you did that then imagine what would happen to truth social people would see you changing your mind about Twitter and stop using truth social okay then I’ll just send it to Joe Joe check Your DMs okay I see it I’ll post it on Twitter just gotta download it first Joe don’t you [ __ ] dare upload that I won’t cause now I have permanent blackmail if you piss me off or take my stuff okay that’s fine because I won’t need to piss you off as long as you Don’t upload that Joe you’re such a [ __ ] shut up Donald if you want to upload it then you do it now it’s not worth it but maybe one day I’ll go back to Twitter uh guys are we just gonna leave this big ass crater in the ground I’m not Cleaning that [ __ ] up yeah after those Yemen jokes you two can deal with that [ __ ] bruh I can’t even use the Ukraine money to fix it well Joe looks like you’ll finally have to do something by yourself this is actually so lame if Bill or bush come back again I’m Actually just going to quit the server no you wouldn’t do that yo Donald I think it’s time oh yeah I almost forgot time for what time for the next election dumbass oh yeah I’m definitely gonna win you guys impeached me unfairly deal with it [ __ ] okay so I’ll go first for 30 Seconds and explain why I should be president and then Donald and then you Joe okay sounds good hello my fellow Americans I would like to First say uh I will make sure that every American Minecraft player will have the right to affordable housing and to uh help get The homeless off the streets such as uh my friend Joe and my friend Donald who had his house blown up twice already and lastly I want to mention that I have served two terms compared to my two opponents who have both only served one that was [ __ ] Okay then you go next [ __ ] hello Haley talk about my Obama sucks ass and Joe is stupid so in comparison I should win anyways but I’ll make sure we have every non-citizen Minecraft player deported immediately the greatest deportation of Minecraft history will take place soon and it Started with Bill and Bush for their crimes against Minecraft and lastly I want to say that if I become Minecraft president I will make sure Hillary goes to jail you said Hillary would go to jail last time dumbass yeah well [ __ ] happens okay Joe you’re next what’s next Your speech to say why you want to be president uh oh yeah one second Joe is that your [ __ ] keyboard I hear Joe are you googling a [ __ ] speech no I promise him not hurry up Joe for even as we celebrate tonight we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are The greatest of our lifetime I stand here knowing that my story is part of the larger American story that I owe a debt to all of those that came before me and in no other country on earth is my story even possible I am the Son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas I have brothers sisters nieces uncles nephews and cousins of every race and every Hue scattered across three continents these people are part of me and they’re part of America this country that I love and That’s why you should vote for me to be president there is no goddamn Way Joe you just put together three of my speeches into one no I didn’t that was my original speech Joe you literally said you’re the son of a black man from Kenya that’s my dad you [ __ ] dumbass Wait did I actually read that part yes you [ __ ] dumbass [ __ ] I wasn’t supposed to say that yeah Joe there is no way you win the election now well I still think I’d be the best president because under my Administration the Minecraft server has thrived like it Never has before Joe that would happen anyways that’s just because Bill and Bush are gone and I’m the one who banned them so I should be the president even after you banned them they still managed to cause trouble dumbass your lucky bill was just stealing cakes and not blowing Up the whole world again whatever [ __ ] I’m still better not cause I’m gonna win yeah we’ll see about that everyone watching this right now vote down in the comments who should be Minecraft’s next president yeah and make sure to vote for me shut up Joe guys make sure to vote For me you guys know I’m gonna win three terms [ __ ] guys I have some amazing news there’s no way how does that even happen yep I won the presidency [ __ ] I should have won nah bro my speech was the best Joe you stole Obama’s shitty speech and Obama you Stuttered more than Joe does in his speech bro whatever I’m just gonna go get some bamboo to make some emeralds now you’re not going to do that the [ __ ] do you mean I’m not going to do that you have to do what’s good for the server so instead you’re going to take those Pumpkins and melons you got from the Woodland mansion and make a farm for each of them bro who decided to put you as president the American people [ __ ] also Joe your job is to finish the roller coaster I was going to do that anyways okay well then no need to talk About it further Donald what are you going to do I would go on a break from having to run the server so perfectly but I think I’ll just add some more floors to Trump Tower Donald that’s so stupid that we have to do things for all Of us but you get to just work on your own thing okay well the president needs to be well rested in order the server properly so if I make Trump Tower better then I can get more rest and tell you guys what to do more efficiently oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] Joe lets Him Peach his ass yep all in favor to impeach Trump say I I I veto that [ __ ] doesn’t work you can’t veto an impeachment well I just did so build your stuff Obama let’s just build our stuff because we were going to do it anyway Joe there’s no way you agree with Donald Maybe it’s smart to do these things first we’re okay I’m building this farm and then as soon as I’m done I’m going to get some emeralds for myself actually I’m going to need 37 percent you are so keen on raising taxes I thought we should do the same in Minecraft so make sure when you get emeralds I get 37 what if I can’t give you exactly 37 percent well then Round Up dumbass good thing I’m poor shut up Joe hold on guys I think I’m getting a phone call I’ll be right back Obama quick before Donald gets back we need to Talk about impeaching him nah bro it didn’t work so what’s the point well I called up my boy Ron DeSantis and he’s on the phone with Donald right now stalling for us I think we need to somehow find a way to overthrow Donald how the hell are you friends with Ron DeSantis it’s a long story but we should put TNT under Trump Tower and then we can threaten Donald with it and if he doesn’t step down from office then we’ll blow it up nah bro that won’t work because as soon as you tell him he’ll Just ban us and remove the TNT what if we offer to build him the rest of his floors in Trump Tower as long as he steps down Joe your teleprompter’s ideas are [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you [ __ ] at least I actually am coming up with ideas [ __ ] That’s not you coming up with them well what are your ideas well I actually have one idea yeah what’s your idea I think we need to invite someone to play Minecraft with us and they will be so annoying to the point where Donald will have to step down okay but who do you Have in mind I’m thinking we invite Michelle you mean Michael [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’m inviting her wait until Donald gets back to invite her because if she is already on the server when he gets back then he might not notice yeah that’s probably a good point also while Donald is gone why Don’t you get some emeralds because he won’t see you stopping work on the pumpkin farm oh yeah that’s a good point Joe too bad your [ __ ] teleprompter came up with it just be grateful [ __ ] we definitely made this bamboo Farm way too [ __ ] big you only made it that Big because you wanted your farm to look normal in comparison to mine Joe do you even use this [ __ ] sugar cane Farm bro I got my cake stolen three times I use the farm probably every time we got on fair enough yo guys in back [ __ ] hey Donald what happened Ron called me and for some reason he wouldn’t shut the [ __ ] up about Disney World hmm that’s interesting oh guys hold up I’ll be right back where are you going uh Michelle wants to ask me something tell your husband he needs to stop ruining school lunches oh Donald I’m Getting close to finishing all the rails okay that’s good let me know when it’s done so I can get the first ride yo guys I’m back but um there’s also something I need to say what is it hey guys what the [ __ ] hey Donald who the [ __ ] invited Manchel I did Donald she’s going to play with us for a while make sure she doesn’t mess anything up wow Donald just because I’m a girl you think I’m going to mess everything up no Michelle believe me he does not think you’re a girl thanks Obama [ __ ] you [ __ ] okay so I’m gonna go get some materials to build my house oh guys the roller coaster is done ooh roller coaster I’m gonna ride it don’t you [ __ ] dare why not it’s fun see look how fun this is you fat whale I was supposed to get the first Ride who cares just get a cart and start riding it too now because now the whole roller coaster is Tainted Donald you can’t be serious Joe tear it all down and rebuild it I’m not doing that [ __ ] okay fine but I’m not riding that [ __ ] okay that was really fun but I’m gonna Go get the materials for my house Obamacare you are really smart why the [ __ ] did you call me Obamacare well because Michael’s last name is Obama so I have to say your full name so you know I’m talking to you just call me Barack nah bro it just doesn’t sound right Who’s Michael don’t worry about it Michelle okay Donald I finished the Farms okay let me come look at this it’s not extremely big but it’s definitely enough do you yeah this looks good okay now I’m going to go make some emeralds for myself yeah I think you earned it [ __ ] you won’t be talking soon what do you mean don’t worry about it okay I got all the materials from my house I’m gonna start building yeah no one cares manshell Donald that is no way to talk to a lady I know oh wait I guess I don’t Need to build a house since we have a hotel here [ __ ] Don’t Go Near Trump Tower Donald don’t be rude I’ll stay in a room that’s not yours I know the [ __ ] you’re not come on Donald don’t be rude yeah Donald she just got on the server Let her stay at least for a little bit okay fine Michael can stay for one night who’s Michael he’s talking about you Michelle well that’s rude deal with it [ __ ] okay this roller coaster is actually sick I’m so glad I built this oh yeah let me also Write it you guys are losers Donald if you wrote it you would have a lot of fun nah I can’t do that we need to do some serious redecorating in here don’t you [ __ ] dare touch anything well I already did but I made a lot better what The actual [ __ ] is this [ __ ] this looks like Joe’s presidency what does my presidency look like it looks like actual [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] Joe I’m being serious come look at this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this oh I mean Donald this looks good I like it how the [ __ ] can you like It Obamacare come look at this [ __ ] yeah Donald this looks great thanks Michelle for helping Donald even though he was rude to you yeah Donald you should say thank you thanks Obama but how about you leave the [ __ ] server I’m not gonna do that but I’ll leave Trump Tower for a While thank god oh wait whose houses are these oh the one with the giant Cobblestone dick is Joe’s old house and the small one here is mine and this one here is Bill’s old house what do you mean by Bill’s Old House yeah we had to Kick him off the server because he tried to blow up the world too many times oh okay then I guess I’ll just move into this house then no need to build my own been [ __ ] you are not moving into my Demus was Bill’s old house yeah but I Claimed it after we kicked his ass don’t you live in Trump Tower now yeah but that house is mine too whatever Donald don’t be selfish I won’t ruin it I promise I’ll just redecorate a bit no don’t you [ __ ] dare redecorate my house I already did what do you think Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this is actually the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life don’t lie Donald I know you love it why the [ __ ] is the pool now lava because I thought it would look cooler and now instead of a cold pool you have a hot tub [ __ ] that would burn Me into Ash in two seconds like I did to Joe’s house not too long ago I’m still mad about that well now you have the White House [ __ ] so don’t worry about it okay guys what should I do next now that I have my own house nothing get the Hell off the server Michelle how about you help me make some emeralds yes please do that [ __ ] and stop messing with my stuff okay I’ll come over thank God okay Michelle just Harvest all this bamboo and then turn it into sticks and put it in these chests okay got it Thanks Obama care for getting her ass to do something other than piss me off [ __ ] stop calling me Obamacare your next job is to help me finish the next floor of Trump Tower I am not doing that [ __ ] it’s not that hard I have the gray Wolf for you already hey guys I finished harvesting all of it what the [ __ ] how did you do it that fast it was easy look it’s all gone holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Michelle You Were Meant to cut the bamboo on the second block not the first you destroyed The whole Farm oh my [ __ ] God please make this stop Donald if you want to relinquish your presidential control then we can perhaps find a solution to this problem Joe what the [ __ ] did did your teleprompter get set to College reading level yeah I have no idea what The [ __ ] I just said please just get rid of Michelle I can deal with this [ __ ] anymore will you give up the presidency for it yes I will do literally anything okay Michelle that’s enough okay I’m getting off what the [ __ ] it was that easy Yeah we actually got her to do all Of that stuff on purpose just so you would stop bossing us around that’s [ __ ] you can’t do that I’m still the president nope I have a recording of you on my phone saying you give up [ __ ] no you don’t yeah so can we just go back to how things were without having a Leader yes as long as you idiots don’t invite Michael back [ __ ] caller Michelle or I’m telling her to get back on okay as long as you idiots don’t invite manchel back you [ __ ] [ __ ] me personally I’m just gonna call her Serena Williams yeah she does give off That Vibe no the [ __ ] she doesn’t you guys are idiots come on Obama you have to admit it they are pretty similar no they aren’t that’s like if I compared you to expired milk okay why the [ __ ] is that so accurate [ __ ] you Obama hold on Guys Michelle wants to go out for dinner I gotta go yeah I bet her [ __ ] up the entire server used up a lot of energy I’m gonna have to spend so much time fixing this [ __ ] you brought it upon yourself no you guys are just annoying okay I’ll see you guys later See ya I hate both of you you guys hop on the server we have a lot of fixing to do yeah maybe we shouldn’t have invited manchel last night nah it was definitely worth it shut up Obama you know I was the best Minecraft president bro you were president for five [ __ ] minutes Still better than Joe in those five minutes Joe can’t even stay awake for five minutes you guys are both [ __ ] I’m gonna fix my house because this actually is the color I’ve ever seen uh I guess I’ll fix the crater I made when I blew up Bill’s bunker I’m going to Replant the bamboo Farm how are you going to do that if Michael already broke all of it because she put them in the chests and her name isn’t [ __ ] Michael it’s manchel I mean Michelle he literally made the pool into lava the only purpose this serves is now Joe Doesn’t have to go to the nether to throw his sword into the lava [ __ ] you [ __ ] I thought you forgot about that nah bro I remember everything just like the time you made me live inside of a ball for two days maybe if you didn’t blow it up we could have expanded that House and made it better Joe I’m not going to live in a fancy dick you’re just looking at it wrong Joe you also need to take down the giant Cobblestone dick around your house why would I do that when I live in the White House because you’re not the president Anymore dumbass oh [ __ ] uh well I still need some time to move out Joe don’t lie your ass barely has anything inside of there now bro I got like five chests I bet most of them are empty shut up Obama let me live in peace nah [ __ ] if you Get to live in the White House then I’m moving in too don’t you [ __ ] dare you can’t tell me what to do this would be perfect for reality TV shut up Donald I know you want to move in too hell no I don’t I’m gonna finish fixing my house And then build a penthouse at the top of Trump Tower I’d rather be homeless than have to live with you and hear Joe snoring all the time shut up [ __ ] I don’t snore yeah you just go into a coma for 72 hours while the country runs Itself okay I think the bamboo Farm is at a good size now yeah I’m almost done with the crater as well my house is finally normal again okay I’m going to start moving my stuff in don’t you [ __ ] dare well you can’t stop me you still have to finish filling out the Crater well I’m done now so your ass is not moving in the White House well too late because I’m dividing it in half right now we’re not going to live like a divorced couple you guys already act like it shut up [ __ ] okay Joe don’t take any of my stuff and definitely Don’t sleep in my bed why the hell would I sleep in your bed your dementia ass will sleep anywhere shut up [ __ ] that’s not true okay then how about we go to Donald’s movie theater and search up Joe Biden falling asleep I bet there is a one hour long Compilation yeah let’s do it [ __ ] you both Joe your side is actually so ass I’m going to add things to my side now bro it’s just a minimalist lifestyle Joe just admit you have no idea how the [ __ ] to build a house without a tutorial shut up Donald Okay time to build my penthouse Donald you still have so much room for more floors who says the penthouse is only going to be one floor oh I see I like the way you think no you don’t that’s the whole [ __ ] point of having Democrats and Republicans yeah that’s True well you two argue I’m going to take another roller coaster ride Joe you’re so [ __ ] lazy shut up and finish your half of the White House I am dumbass it’s going to look weird having my good half and your terrible half shut up Obama Let Me Ride the roller coaster In peace while I eat my cake you can’t eat a cake while you’re in a mine cart dumbass sure you can [ __ ] [ __ ] no Joe did you [ __ ] drop your cake Brew my cake fell you’re such a dumbass joke it fell in the water now it’s ruined just Make another cake I can’t just make another cake that one was special Joe you’ve had three cakes go missing they aren’t special anymore I’m gonna make sure that [ __ ] never happens again just don’t bring cakes on the coaster then what’s the point of it to look at the World you [ __ ] dumbass nah bro I’m gonna add glass all around it Joe you need all the sand in the Sahara Desert to get that much glass well it looks like I’m headed to the Sahara then Obama where was that desert temple you found uh you remember where the Pillager Hut Was yeah I think I do yeah just go that way and keep going and you’ll see it okay I’m going Obama why are you helping him because the more time he’s spending on dumb things then I have more time to make my half look better how the hell Are you still not done with your half because I’m adding multiple floors to a dumbass oh yeah that [ __ ] literally was the White Room shut up Donald it’s a simplistic design that’s useful is that why you didn’t even have any Brewing stands anvils or even a [ __ ] enchanting table I said useful not All-encompassing Joe give me the [ __ ] definition of all-encompassing uh when you have uh or maybe when something is uh okay shut up [ __ ] my teleprompter wrote it did you find the but I just realized I’m not going to fly to the desert back and forth with only An inventory full at a time just get shulker boxes yeah that’s what I was thinking but um where the [ __ ] is the end portal I don’t even remember we haven’t been there in forever just go to your oversized dock look left and keep flying oh yeah I remember it somewhere in that Direction Joe how about you get enough shells for all of us how about you get up off your fat ass and do it yourself Joe I got your [ __ ] lighter so you can get me some shulker shells okay fine but you’re getting two 10 or No Deal [ __ ] 10 I’ll get you six Idiot I would have been fine with four you’re so [ __ ] annoying it’s the art of the deal Donald your art of the deal is just shitty negotiation okay but does it work though sometimes all the time read my book oh wait your dumbass didn’t read [ __ ] dumbass I’ve written my own book Okay then Joe you should read it uh do you have an audiobook version no but how about I read it to you as a bedtime story shut up [ __ ] only Nancy is allowed to do that Joe there is no [ __ ] way shut up [ __ ] also I made it To an end City don’t forget my shells is it still forgetting if I forget on purpose is that another way of you explaining you have dementia shut up bro I’m coming back with the shells okay guys the White House is done being renovated what the hell did you change it Just my side dumbass let me see this damn Obama this actually looks good yep and I took inspiration from Trump Towers pool and added a hot tub yeah but you didn’t build that shut up [ __ ] yes I did so you see my point okay maybe this is actually nice though I’m going to include this in my penthouse bro why did you do exactly half of the White House why didn’t you also add some to my side Joe just use your Ukraine money oh wait you’re such a [ __ ] Joe you can always move out and make your giant Cobblestone dick into a Tower you can live in hmm maybe I could it’s not a bad idea you know what I’m actually going to do that whatever you do though do not add balls to it keep it as a tower okay I promise I won’t does this mean I can use all of the White House now Yeah fine go ahead you [ __ ] [ __ ] I built it specifically so everything I need is in one half just make everything twice as big like your forehead [ __ ] you Donald you wish you could this is actually going to take some renovation wait Joe didn’t you want to finish your roller coasters guard rails [ __ ] uh which do you think is more important definitely your house I want to see you live in that [ __ ] nah Joe do the roller coaster because you love cakes and ice cream yeah but I guess now I’m homeless so my house matters more actually wait yeah do that because I Don’t want your ass living in the White House any longer yes you do Obama I’d be surprised if you and Joe didn’t sleep in the same bed the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean well if you can’t sleep with Michael then you obviously need another Guy I hate you I know this house is actually about to be really cool it’s going to have a spiral staircase going all the way up that’s really cool Joe how about you turn that into Biden Tower hmm I guess I could put Biden at the top If you do that [ __ ] I’m writing Obama above the White House doesn’t matter since my name will be higher than all of yours okay I’ll do it then okay and see how long it lasts bro where am I going to put my name how about you write it in Dirt above your [ __ ] teepee here it’s not a teepee it’s just a small home bro this is literally the size of my dog house what [ __ ] dog do you have her name is Hillary oh mile that’s too far Donald I’m not wrong though okay maybe I actually need to build something why do You need to build anything just wait for Biden’s Administration to build it because Biden won’t build it for me oh so then it’s not it’s not shut up Donald you’re just mad because I’m well what should I build then Obama Tower that’s the stupidest [ __ ] thing ever Obama Tower would be cool Build something actually cool like a really big mansion towers are for losers Joe tell me how many skyscrapers you have with your name on it who’s the president [ __ ] I still was in office longer than you and I’m the one still in office so suck it suck what you know it Doesn’t work oh can you guys stop arguing for a second and just help me decide what I should build because I’m not about to live in your dog’s house when you live in Trump Tower and Joe’s building a twin tower if Bush was here he’d be very mad Elma Obama you got to Chill with that my battle now wait I have a good idea what just ask the people watching true let me know down in the comments what you guys think I should build and I’ll build the most liked comment what if they tell you to build another white house then it will Be the black house you guys get on the server did you figure out what you’re going to build yet yeah but there’s a choice between building a hospital that says Obamacare on it that actually sounds pretty good and also building a giant ass dementia pill for Joe don’t You [ __ ] dare please tell me you’re going to build the dementia pill well I said I would build the most liked comment please God let it be the dementia pill yep it was the dementia pill holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I love everyone there’s no [ __ ] way a giant [ __ ] pill beat Out an actual building I love democracy shut the [ __ ] up Donald you’re the same [ __ ] who tried to reject the election results you’re telling me you got more votes than Obama [ __ ] guys stop arguing and help me build my pill absolutely [ __ ] not I would rather build Donald’s floors for Trump Tower Okay Joe there’s a chest up there with all the materials you’ll need I’m not doing that either [ __ ] okay Obama I’ll help you where do you want to build it uh that’s the thing if this pill is going to be giant should we have it float above Joe’s Eagle horizontally or Should we put it as its own statue vertically let’s put it above put it above my Eagle I’m blowing that [ __ ] up okay but then it’s going to hit your Eagle statue I couldn’t give less of a [ __ ] Donald okay fine Obama let’s put it as its own statue uh we don’t Even have the land for that bro just make the land how the hell do you do that what did you use to flatten Yemen I hate you I’m just smart Joe do you still have more TNT from when you were going to destroy my house Yeah I think so can I borrow it the [ __ ] do you mean borrow it Obama are you just going to place the TNT and then give it back okay fine Joe can I have it why the hell would I give it to you if you’re Going to use it just to build a dementia pill to make fun of me he does have a point Obama Joe just give me the TNT or I’ll build it above your eagle okay fine but you’re still a [ __ ] yeah whatever Obama I have a question what [ __ ] how do you spell your name the [ __ ] do you mean yeah is it Obama or oboa or Yemen listen here [ __ ] do you want me to change my build to be a Viagra above Trump Tower [ __ ] you you can do that if you want to [ __ ] around and find Out okay fine just start placing the TNT okay but this is going to take a while so you might as well go do something else uh I’ll go and do things in Trump Tower what do you mean by things bro I have eight floors I can’t just decide Right away just build your Penthouse that you said you would build last night I was building it but you guys distracted me whatever bro just go do something you can’t tell me what to do bruh okay don’t do anything okay I’m gonna go work on my penthouse Donald You’re so [ __ ] stupid Joe your ass can’t talk shut up Obama okay Joe mencha that’s not even my [ __ ] name how would you know if you forget it every five minutes damn Joe you can’t come back from that one how about you both go Suck off a cow your wife and I aren’t on the best term so I can’t Jesus Christ Donald don’t burn this man alive sorry bro I had to should I add Windows to my tower should I keep it dark with Glowstone Joe your ass is so [ __ ] White you need all the sun you can get [ __ ] you’re literally Orange yeah and that’s what makes me look so good you look like if a Cheeto was a human nah not a Cheeto more like a rotten orange you both look like war criminals bruh okay I’m adding the windows Joe you’re Not even going to try and deny it now a game recognizes game shut up Joe wait guys what happens if all this TNT crashes the server good then I can stop hanging out with you two [ __ ] idiots shut up Donald you know you love me I hope your house catches fire okay but For real though uh I don’t know it won’t crash the server it’s not even that much TNT uh I wouldn’t be so sure about that what do you mean I just finished placing it all come look what the actual [ __ ] is this how big is this dementia pill going To be big enough this actually might crash the server don’t blow this up yet uh so don’t flip this lever don’t you [ __ ] dare touch it too late holy [ __ ] my computer is having a heart attack don’t worry about it they go away pretty fast of course you would know about that Joe shut up Donald okay finally this is all blown up but you still have to make it flat yeah this is going to take forever just pick up all the dirt from the explosion and get to placing bro you gotta at least help me out I said I’d Help you build the pill because it was funny this is not funny you’re such a [ __ ] now I’m just a good businessman this isn’t business which is exactly why I don’t want to help you oh my god well back to building my three-story Penthouse bro I could be building Obama Tower right now and have the whole thing be my penthouse but no I have to build this stupid ass pill you’re the one who decided it would be a good idea to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet what to do next yeah well I got to do it Anyway yeah Donald you and I are going to be the only ones with Towers Joe your Tower is like three blocks wide and was made in two seconds okay but it’s still better than Obama’s house Joe when are you going to destroy your old house if You’re going to live in the tower they are like siamese twins uh I can have them both am I the only one on the server with a brain shut up Donald you fell for our trick with Michelle that wasn’t a trick that was actual torture Yeah well you still fell for it I have the utmost respect for your patience what does that mean I couldn’t deal with manchel for five minutes and you actually have to live with him she’s not like that all the time sure bro how about you take that leash off of your Neck and then we’ll talk [ __ ] you I’m not on a leash oh yeah then call her in here what why just do it bro I’m not doing that see you are on a leash okay fine hey guys what’s up Jesus Christ your voice is so [ __ ] annoying shut Up Donald you sound like your three chins are giving you a speech impediment [ __ ] you man chill okay orange Cheeto looking ass guys calm down Donald what did you want notice how you said guys shut up [ __ ] guys is a genderless term oh now you want to talk about the gender Debate Donald I’m going to blow up Trump Towers okay fine manchel I have a question for you what do you want is Barack on a leash yes I [ __ ] knew it okay that’s it by manshell bye Donald so you do know my name is Barack [ __ ] Donald you dumbass that joke was Supposed to go on for the next week [ __ ] you Joe your dementia ass probably forgot about it until I said his name there’s no way yeah we were going to call you Obamacare for a week just to see if if you’d quit the server bro well I’m not quitting [ __ ] Donald look what You did shut up Joe okay I think I finally have it all flattened out oh wait I just realized you didn’t even flatten Yemen out you just left them with a bunch of craters [ __ ] you bring up Yemen one more time and I’ll flatten Trump Tower chill Obama do you want help Or not sure you build the bottom and I’ll build the top are you sure you don’t want the bottom I mean you are dating a man what are you talking about you know you fat [ __ ] just get the building okay bro just had to ask to Make sure you were good with it guys wait before you start come check out the tower Joe nobody gives a [ __ ] nah bro you’re gonna like it come take a look okay Joe you really need to break your old house this is stupid yeah this looks So Random not bro because I can still go inside my old house and use it as normal imagine buying a Lamborghini and putting a Honda Civic rear bumper on it that’s this [ __ ] Donald are you calling his Tower a Lamborghini wait let me rephrase that imagine buying a 2023 Honda Civic And putting a 1999 Honda Civic rear bumper on it you’re such a [ __ ] I speak the truth what I say is Gospel what you say is [ __ ] [ __ ] you love you too Donnie you don’t call me Donnie I think it’s a cute name I’m gonna throw up why Is there no roof on top oh yeah I haven’t put that in yet I hope it rains in your whole Tower floods shut up Donnie Joe why is there nothing inside of the tower because I already have a house so then what the [ __ ] was the Point of this whole Tower it’s like an observatory what the [ __ ] are you gonna observe well if your mother comes on the server I need to be up high to see Oliver if your mother comes on the server it’ll crash guys are you five years old Joe definitely is in his old Ass won’t make it till 2024. [ __ ] you [ __ ] you know what just for that Joe Obama let’s go finish the dementia pill okay let’s do it I hate you both we know while you do that I’m going to add the roof to my tower that’s lame okay Donald Will build the frame real quick and then you can help me build the blocks okay bro but how big is this going to be this big holy [ __ ] we got to start placing or we’ll be here all night yeah and don’t ask how I got this concrete how did you Get the concrete is it from Yemen okay how many [ __ ] Yemen jokes have been made today at least 20 but it will never be enough just keep placing if I am [ __ ] okay good wow this actually looks like something Joe would shove up his ass there are pills not suppositories Joe if you could fit this in either hole I’d give you my entire net worth it can’t be that big that’s what she said shut up Obama Joe come look holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you idiots spend hours building this I don’t regret a single second time well spent bro every time I’m in my Tower I’ll see this [ __ ] good that was the point it’s a constant reminder that you’re a dumbass guys I still have the same problem from last night though I built something but I’m not living in Joe’s suppository just build the Obamacare hospital and live in that how The hell am I going to live in a hospital Joe lives in a massive Cobblestone dick and I live in a hotel just designed the inside to be your house hmm that does sound like a good idea I always have good ideas like how it’s a good idea to eat steak well done With ketchup how the hell did you find out about that that steak you made me a while ago had a bit of ketchup on it [ __ ] well it tastes good no the [ __ ] it doesn’t that is the worst tasting food on planet Earth well Elon Musk is going To take us to Mars soon then it will be a shittiest food in the solar system don’t knock it till you try it how about you don’t knock putting Joe’s suppository up your ass until you try it okay that’s different how the hell is it different guys stop arguing my tower is Finally complete oh my God what Joe you just built a giant dick Video Information
This video, titled ‘US Presidents Play Minecraft 1-20’, was uploaded by Presidents Play on 2023-06-10 22:19:25. It has garnered 1607455 views and 19815 likes. The duration of the video is 02:53:39 or 10419 seconds.
The US Presidents play Minecraft, Donald Trump Joe Biden and Barack Obama start their own Minecraft server and mess around
This video in its entirety is satire and is simply to entertain and for laughs. I am in no way trying to offend anyone nor trying to create false information. Neither figure in this video is real and what you can see and hear is made by an A.I. tool that allows the user to recreate and synthesize voices, more famously known by its name; Eleven Labs.
