US Presidents Play Minecraft Demon Brain 1-2

Oh my god what is it why am I here why does it look like Five Nights with Freddy you can see all I see are two guys their pants now there are three guys oh Jesus Christ I’m not serious Joe go wash your pants I’d like to wash my ears

Too you won’t need a cleanup after you pass because there will be some very loud scrimers here and Joe could use a second supply of diapers at least I can get my size at the store although I’m sure there are special diapers for you let us out I don’t want to smell other

People’s especially Biden’s I’d love it if you two would leave me alone you’re such look Obama and you said you didn’t have a family picture lie down over there there’s a place just for you what a loud game they should have turned it down I’ve got a whole

Notebook of jokes somewhere oh I don’t need it what’s the problem with the textures never mind you better look over there whoever goes first usually dies Joe you go first I can’t do it anymore Mauricio I can’t move it move it anymore what are you staring at get the out

Of here I forgot we have to go through the map so what’s in there stares down if I die first I’ll sue you know why can we at least move together of course one man can’t fight alone I wonder what awaits us downstairs I hope it’s not my

Mother-in-law it’s such a great sound when we go down the stairs do we need to open the door no then let’s move on saying I don’t want to go there wouldn’t make sense would it right there’s a closed door too let’s think there’s a chest inside the chest is some kind of

Pepper I don’t know what it’s for let me see it’s your sketch can’t you see it it’s the same face I’m serious now give it back to me I have to burn it now we have to get out of the way stop it you’re like kids oh you opened the door

It’s probably just luck don’t push me I don’t want to go there first don’t even think about it move come on why are you standing there like a deer we believe in you and that’s why we’re coming after you uh nothing’s changed same old thing this can’t be happening look there’s a

Flower it wasn’t here last time so we have to go through again which is why you go first I just want to remember the last century I knew you were old but to remember the last century do you have an infinite memory I have enough memory in

My brain to remember that people like you are best not to be friends with now we’ve got another floor down there’s a door here too and something else over there ah idiot I was scared I thought someone else opened the door now it’s just a matter of deciding who goes first who is

The bravest Among Us asked who was the bravest and went the dumbest don’t turn around again your face is scarier than theirs I’m more intimidated by an object in my inventory that feels like it’s staring at me look Obama the flower’s gone I should have pissed on it it’s not

Too late right Joe flower later look the door’s open oh I prefer to help from afar but you go ahead you’re obviously more prepared than I am Joe tell me you did it you didn’t maybe we should go in there and why don’t we just ignore it and go down the

Stairs Joe you think so too so do I but unfortunately the door downstairs is closed and unlikely to open why are you going in there don’t leave me alone huh what’s the matter princess nothing tight in your pants I guess no just go I’m coming I’m coming just don’t push me I’m

Asking you not to push me you’re wasting our time and yours just in and out like in real life well I went in the chests don’t open there’s nothing here there’s absolutely nothing are you sure it’s nothing I think he saw something and doesn’t want us to go any further you better see

What’s in there first he looks like a Babel do you remember how do you forget something like that a horrible building in a maniac I wonder if he can hear us damn it he can hear what a horrible face you have you should get a face surgery you shouldn’t have said that I

Didn’t say it they whispered in my ear to say it they’re afraid of you please don’t kill me hmm we can just go to the exit go down the stairs right we can can’t we we could but there’s a chance he’s downstairs waiting for us to come

Down to him or maybe he just ran away and no one’s waiting for us he’s one and there’s three of us also true oh there’s a door open he’s definitely standing there if he’s standing there he’s afraid of us not us of him I said it confidently but I’m still afraid the

Last one usually dies first although we do have Obama it sounded so bad even a flower rose from the dead to smash your face in no the flower came to see which one of us would die first and if you kick me again we’ll know the

Result very soon go ahead you big ass mouth well are you happy they want to eat us is it just me or did the picture change it’s probably just me are you sure you’re okay did you remember to take your schizophrenia pills same door downstairs but now there’s some drawings

Written with blood it doesn’t look good the door doesn’t open it looks like someone didn’t make it to the bathroom I’m gonna check the situation upstairs see if anything’s opened up maybe we should find out who didn’t make it to the bathroom this is no time for jokes

Like that Donald get your ass over here and help me think can’t you think without me that’s so romantic Joey nothing against it but can you hold off on the mating games until after the map’s over the door opened but no one’s there who’s going now

There’s no one here the book’s on the floor that’s all you should take it and read it I don’t think it’s just there for the sake of it well if there’s nothing here I suggest we go back and see what’s changed would you like to hear what the book says Monday two eyes

One arm six teeth is that like a shopping list or something ew if they’re demons that explains it there was nothing useful in that book shall we move on huh why did you give me that book okay I’ll keep it as a souvenir a very nasty souvenir all right let’s go

Or not no no why do I want to you guys up oh you’re already fighting that’s because that slow didn’t want to leave and if we had left right away this wouldn’t have happened did your eyes go black too I can barely see you if I don’t look I can’t see you at

All but remember you’ll never be able to hide from me guys stop arguing you’re giving me a headache I think I’m gonna pass out it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay did you feel better too no as long as you’re around me I’ll always feel bad and now I

Feel worse than ever here we go again now it’s kicking me all over the place no we’re kicking you to make you feel better we feel better about kicking you two by the way I can’t believe being kicked all over the room just made the

Demon take pity on us he looked at it and thought it was hell for you so you don’t have to fear death anymore yeah sure sure but you you should be scared I’m gonna pee my pants in fear maybe one of you will go I’ve suffered enough

Nothing of the sort you go or we’ll just stand here do you agree with me Obama I always agree with you what do we have here so what are we going to do now the plan is for Joe to go down the hall or upstairs but there’s no point in going

Upstairs shut up already I’m coming I’m going look there’s the entrance to Donald’s house of course the door to my place is always open to guests I hope it doesn’t stink out here as it does it the door to the passageway closed with an iron door too plus black next to it

This door won’t open again why is everything so complicated what’s in store for us this time if my mother-in-law is standing there I’ll run out of here at the speed of light the door opened but why so easily why don’t we try to get in there first why are you

Making it so hard if it’s open why don’t we I didn’t mean to I didn’t mean to be honest please forgive me did your prayers work why is it that when I ask for something all I get is maybe because that’s all you deserve Joe go wait doesn’t anything scare you look around

You think we’re closer to the demon the only demon I know is the one zero two five horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT it’s a give a you’re going and it’s settled they even made a fire lane for you that’s the case then the long-awaited guest should be the last to

Enter oh stupid black creature holy cow God help me I’m not gonna survive this level it’s a good thing we sent you on ahead are you feeling dizzy too yeah kind of how scary it is to walk after that slender in such a narrow hallway

You don’t realize how scary it is to go and knowing there could be someone behind you too the wall realized we didn’t need you anymore so it decided to kill you that way oh yeah I don’t care what the wall thinks I decide who wants me and who doesn’t and you can decide

Not to kick me from behind or I’ll rip your head off I can’t take it anymore we’re a little behind it seems like you can’t really go up against the wall what are we going to do why don’t we use magic I love using it outside of Hogwarts calm down I’m remembering the

Name of the spell it’s a good thing I got straight A’s and remember the names of the Spells where are the kids behind the wall behind Satan behind you what the did you just say shut up I’m using a spell enjoy if it’s magic call me a spell professor I have

Any idea where to go next no matter where we go we’ll find a way out I guess because as long as we’re together we’re not going to be lost looks like you’re a graduate of the Department of combat explosives because they used to give a very short speech before every fight

Because it motivated the fighters it took place in the town of Laconia and it’s called lakenism that’s a very interesting story but why the are you telling me this I don’t care about that I don’t want to die alone that’s all I don’t like it when something comes

On so suddenly and pulls at me it’s like someone’s coming out of the TV wait he’s saying something I don’t think it makes sense what he’s saying let’s just move on and see what happens but he doesn’t seem to like it maybe we should uh okay

Never mind I don’t give a the best solution in life is to ignore others and live the way you want to live what if it was something that opened the door oh they thought it would stop me but it didn’t and the fact that it’s off

Will stop you that’s gonna stop me personally but as long as you’re around I’m not scared sounded like sarcasm or like you were parodying a character from a movie oh now that’s scary when can I start screaming you can start now but in our eyes you’ll be a little

Princess what’s wrong with your voice is there something squeezing this place God forbid someone shows up behind me who’s hitting me what’s wrong with you why are you doing this can you walk in peace how am I supposed to walk around with an alien breathing down my

Neck from behind me I think you’re right we should stand what’s the big deal just scary noises in a dark room that smells like graveyards we’re back here again what the hell this time it’s not just a door it’s a whole hallway so we have to expect something

Like you’re not going any further still doubting my magical powers what’s in there oh okay wait for you to read the spell looks like you’re about to become a master of this spell what can you do if no one knows him except me jeez this place is much bigger than the ones we’ve

Been to even has a second floor but it still feels weird that’s the anime Bill we are in the isakai so we’re already dead there’s no point to any of this okay I wanted to leave nicely you can’t or you’ll go to meet God and he’ll bring you back here

To fulfill your destiny our destiny is to fear the unknown man and walk in the unknown place I’d rather die no you can just stand there and do nothing it seems like we need to go towards sound because there’s nothing in this part we need to find a way to open up these

Boards there’s obviously a pathway to somewhere you’re so smart we wouldn’t have guessed how do I turn off this stupid ringing it’s more annoying than you that sound is heard by more people in a day than you’ll hear in a lifetime oh the bricks broke like sticks what the

Obama I think you should come over here he’s got worse problems than we do schizophrenia is a tough one am I right yeah yeah sure sure whatever you say duck Trump don’t die from sarcasm why are you standing there like a stick you want to fight say what you want I’ll set

You up with a Fight Club I think schizophrenia is Airborne you don’t want to listen to me then listen to your ghost friend now this ghostly friend has a better sense of humor than your weird place uh why are there some weird blocks here like they haven’t uploaded are you

Even listening to me here’s the situation we’re standing at the ready and you’re talking but there are more and more strange blocks and all the blocks are like this what’s this all about error error blocks error blocks there’s nothing else but these blocks maybe we shouldn’t have gone ahead so

Boldly and dumbly so in the end there’s nothing here are we going back we don’t have any other choice we’re going backwards where’s the exit weren’t we going backwards God damn it now we’re stuck here hello is anyone there I think that was the answer to your

Question what’s going on why am I shaking and there’s an error everywhere it’s like I’m being erased from the world I think it’s over goodbye Brothers there’s definitely no way out now if there’s no way out you’ve annoyed me but you’re still my brothers so what happened in the end we didn’t disappear

From the world and Trump turned out to be a not a but a very honest man who chose to share a piece of his soul unlike you you scarecrow turn around you’re scary to look at and you’re a crow afraid to come near me go eat seeds from the grandmothers in the

Square okay guys let’s look at the situation there’s a lot of obscure rooms let’s try to open some doors see if we can get something of course some of them are closed why open there when you can open here jackpot although it’s hardly what you call a jackpot we need to find

An exit map or at least turn off the damn siren I feel sorry for this resident and he could have been a good Merchant but he’s become a guinea pig I thought you were laughing at him and you’re sorry sad but our job is to get

Out of here and not become guinea pig it’s like you’re retelling history you should have been a writer not a president so I’m not a good president you mean you man I’d be good as both president and writer Don’t Look Down Don’t Look Down oh why can’t I move it was a trap

You’re such an you acted like a rat that’s a very bad thing to do I hope they send you to Africa you’ll be punished there the company rot brains asks for more adrenaline substances to transform renewable energy before the fourth world war we had more energy sources but now

In 2861 the energy is scarce always you wanted go ahead of us you defraud us you betray us but you had to trust in us for your safety for your family but who are you and why did we have to suffer so much for it you won’t answer that will you

Is this the real end really go to hell where are we now what the hell is going on here it was just the end are we back in this room I’m not sure but I think we’re at the bottom of the ladder again but we’ve just seen the end the real end

Then why were we listening to all this we don’t know what the hell is going on I guess we’ll get answers when we get upstairs there will definitely be answers here we what is it what did you do oh I’m out of here come on Donald

Let’s do the spell and you’re sure you want to see it it’s not scary but it’s really gross I don’t want to go I have a feeling he’s going to jump someone just someone closer to him he’s done he’s not going anywhere what where did you

Disappear to guys he’s gone well let him get the hell out of here there are enough problems without him what are we even looking for we’re looking for Clues to the exit maybe we should go back there’s nothing here the only thing we notice is that this creature disappeared that’s it yeah

That’s it there’s really nothing here it’s so weird I think we should start thinking what do you think about that nothing there’s another passage opened up just go that way but I don’t like that we’re walking around like dumb sheep either there’s a stairway up here so there must

Be an exit and this must be Donald’s room as many beds to fit every wig he’s ever worn there’s exactly as many beds as you have fathers and apparently your fathers are the children of one crazy man who’s trying to kill us come here there’s another room what’s this all

About holy I saw it too we gotta hide God help me why now now we can’t even get out of here because there’s a monster out there waiting for us maybe this book will help us in this situation come on read faster he might be standing around waiting for the

Moment when I read that I realized two things one his handwriting is terrible and two we’re gonna die just like that you said we’re gonna die what do we have to do to not die can we collect all the books and then they’ll somehow magically exercise this demon sounds too good to

Be true hope will help us a lot right now I guess we have no other choice huh wait why am I going first I’ll remember your faces before I die as long as we’re around you won’t die oh a passageway to somewhere that looks like the entrance

To Heaven I guess that’s where we need to go huh yeah yeah let’s go sure it’s not good to be the first to die it doesn’t look like a room it’s someplace in the woods what are you looking at look ahead and don’t get your ass kicked

Where he is hell what the hell are you killer children stay away from me where is my son what the is you’re telling the truth where are we why I have such a bad headache can you see anything I can’t see anything at all I think I’m

Losing my eyesight we’re in the crib why are we in the crib what did he do to us he probably thinks we killed his son and wants to make a new son out of us but we didn’t do anything to his son did we of course not but being here means we’re involved

Monster I swear we didn’t do anything your prayers won’t work on him if he listened to us he wouldn’t have brought us here what’s wrong why do I feel like something’s wrong it’s probably the end of our story we’re not getting out don’t talk like that we’ll figure something

Out okay he’s already here what can you do that’s all a very strange way to die I’m glad we knew each other we’re dying in the same bed it’s so stupid and that’s the end of the story