Hey guys you want to play some Minecraft one chunk what is one chunk Donald Joe do you not know what a chunk is in Minecraft no I do not Barack what is it a chunk is a 16 block Square in Minecraft yeah and we are going to have To survive on only one of them oh no guys this sounds a lot like Skyblock please do not make me mine Cobblestone for a whole hour again do not worry Joe because a chunk has all of the mines and stone underneath we do not need to make A cobble gin oh thank God Barack I was really scared there for a moment that you were going to have me do all of the boring work again Joe in the simple interest of self-preservation if we can find an easy job that is impossible to Screw up then it is going to be what you are doing until the end of time oh come on Donald that is so not fair I have not screwed up on the hardcore world yet why do you think that I will here because it is what you always do Joe that is simply One of the facts about life Grass Grows birds fly Sun Shines and brother Joe screws up Minecraft worlds why do you gotta make me hate you every single Minecraft session Donald oh oh by the way we are getting close to 100 000 subscribers it’s crazy and you know what I will give one double chocolate chip ice cream to everyone that subscribes yes subscribe but Joe no one cares about your stupid ice creams you got to be more like me and say it like this subscribe to get our channel to 100 000 subs or I will build a wall around your House and nuke It Whatever Donald can we just hop in the realm yeah sure I’m loading in now oh wow this place looks so cool it is over Joe I have The High Ground hey I have The High Ground tube Barack you are right it is Over Donald we both have The High Ground that was cringe Barack just get down here before you make a bigger idiot of yourself okay Donald Look Out Below Cannonball save room for me Joe oh wow I bet that I had made a bigger Splash than you no way Barack I even Cannonball Donald come on tell us whose Splash was bigger have you two lost your damn Minds there is no splashing in Minecraft what the hell Donald why did you hit me off I have not hit you off yet Joe that is what comes now come at me Donald I’m Going to beat you here through the use of my Biden blast yeah good luck with that Joe seems to me like you’ve already lost El Bozo oh screw you Donald do not worry Joe I will avenge you there is no chance that you can avenge him Barack The gaming skills are too fast for you I’m not out of the fight yet Donald now get back here you orange ape who has The High Ground Barack this is where you meet your match Obama not a chance Donald you are so going down all right that is enough of this be Gone with you Barack off for [ __ ] sake Donald you bastard LOL Get Wrecked Noob okay then well if you are done with your 17th ego trip of the morning Donald how about we start making some progress I am just currently getting some wood for us a wooden button is a strange way Of making progress Joe what the [ __ ] are we supposed to do with that we can use it later on to power all of our awesome Redstone Machines Joe that has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever heard oh leave him alone Donald shut the [ __ ] up Barack when did I say you could come back from being dead oh for [ __ ] sake Donald I swear to God if you hit me off one more time then the drone strikes I unleash upon you will be so extreme that I will have your distant ancestors worried about it stop coping Noob just Accept that I just beat you and come back up here so that we can get to playing for real I am not sure Donald are you sure that you can resist trying to be an [ __ ] for five minutes yeah Donald of all people to complain about not Being able to take an L you do not have much of a leg to stand on I do in fact have all of the legs to stand on Joe I am probably the world’s most humble man whenever I lose I am extremely gracious with it You just do not know it because I never lose what about the election then Donald last time that I had checked you had lost that that one does not count Joe that election was [ __ ] and was rigged beyond belief if you want me to be humble when losing Then you have to not cheat against me first I did not rig that election Donald you’re just trying to hardcore cope with the fact that I had beaten you fair and square fair and square my ass Joe stop denying how rigged that election was I cannot stop denying it Donald Because the truth is that it was not rigged at all now just accept that people wanted me as the president no way Joe Trump 2024 is going to prove that the people still want me as their president your ass is going to be out of office so fast that Your head will spin you know what Joe maybe he is right after all it would be funny if he was given another opportunity to rack up even more impeachments oh yeah you are right Barack I bet you he could probably beat his previous streak now that really Would get him in the history books oh screw you guys I’m gonna get in the history books because I will be written about as the greatest president that had ever lived my legacy will be full of people cheering my name because of what a good leader I was unlike you two who will Barely even be remembered Donald you have about as much of a chance of being remembered for being a good president as you do for being remembered because of you having a good tan my tan is amazing Obama don’t you diss it your tan makes you look like a deranged Oompa Loompa Donald wrong my tan is amazing isn’t that right viewers hit that like button right now if you think that my tan makes me look amazing Donald the only way that I will believe that literally anyone thinks your tan is good is if this video manages to get all the way up to ten Thousand dollars well then you will have to believe it Barack because the people will speak the truth and that my tan is incredible and once this video inevitably Hits 10 000 likes I am going to laugh at you while you get to see my beautifully tanned face oh hey guys While we are on the subject we should ask the viewers to subscribe as well oh yeah you are right Joe okay everyone watching this make sure to hit that subscribe button we are trying to reach 100 000 subscribers oh man it would be so cool to finally reach 100K yeah Joe Just you watch everyone watching this is going to subscribe and we are going to reach that Mark before you even know it that would be really cool this is a pretty big mine for only being in one chunk though yeah Barack there is every single ore that we Need in here yeah make sure not to take all of the iron though Joe why not I want the iron no way Joe that iron would be wasted on you if anyone is going to have that iron then it is going to be me oh come on Donald why am I not allowed To have some of the iron because you will inevitably lose it Joe this is the exact same reason why you will forever be the resource [ __ ] oh come on Donald I have not lost any items of ours so far haven’t I no Joe you have Not and I’m going to keep it that way by not letting you get the chance to lose any oh that is so not cool Donald how would you feel if I stopped you from having any of the iron you would not be able to stop me Joe I am such a better gamer than you that there is literally no chance that you could stop me from doing literally anything well I stopped you from being president by beating you in the election Donald so how about that huh do not go down this route again Joe we both know That you only won that election because you had rigged it against me if the election was fair then I definitely would have won which is why I am going to be kicking you out of office so fast after Trump 2024 gives me back my rightful claim to the presidency Donald the only rights that you will be receiving in 2024 are your Miranda Rights after all of those court cases finally catch up to you no way Joe those court cases are not going to go anywhere being as Rich As I Am makes you basically immune to the legal system Nowadays is that what you had told yourself after getting impeached shut the [ __ ] up Joe I cannot be bothered to fight this with you right now I am getting diamonds and actually doing something important oh wow you are already getting diamonds yeah Barack it Was easy all that I had to do was take the water stream down and I found a bunch of them nice well you are not going to catch me complaining about getting some diamonds here look I’m going to craft myself a pickaxe right now hang on I’m going to Come and check it out oh wow that is absolutely beautiful it truly is a pickaxe that is worthy to be held by the Big D Trump but our base or rather our island is kind of looking good now this is just what I wanted to see no one Freaking asked sleepy Joe what the heck did you expect of course this looks good you have me in the entire session without me your Island would definitely look like goddamn crap oh yeah Donald did you forget about me or something screw you if you did anyways let us Gather the resources right below our Island we kind of need them I’m already on my way Barack I want to see it with my own goddamn eyes but this Waterway is really dangerous I might fall down guys this is scary I got to be careful you are probably 100 million years old right Now no one cares if an old fossil like you end up dying anyways you have lived for far too goddamn long oh shut up you orange looking clown I hope you fall from our Island because you freaking deserve it shut up sleepy Joe you are dreaming if you think that I will die Anyways I just found something precious while I was going down and I called dibs no one used that word anymore old school and just what the heck did you find Donald you better share that with us I am on my way down right now yeah I cannot seem to find you Donald just Where the heck are you goddamn digging right now keep your mouth closed sleepy Joe are you my goddamn mom or something worry about yourself this is probably why no one loves you Donald because of your damn nasty attitude just you wait I am coming down there to you right now Wait oh wow I just saw sleepy Joe doing an MLG 360 play you might become dreams friend Joe yeah of course I already had him added on Discord and we talked from time to time anyways I just found diamonds is that really true sleepy Joe how the heck do You have him as a friend on Discord what the freak did you do did you bribe him or something because I know God damn well that dream does not entertain people that much what you do not have dream added on Discord Donald I thought you guys were already friends before us Okay wow even you Barack you guys are friends why the hell did he not add me does he not know that I am the greatest and humble person alive I cannot accept this boo-woo the greatest so-called Minecraft player is not even friends with dream just how low have you gotten Donald that is just so sad yeah even I did not expect this turn off events I really thought you guys were already so close Okay [ __ ] you guys and shut up what the heck I cannot believe this this is so unfair he is friends with an old Fossil but not a beautiful looking man you mean a beautiful looking Orange no one would like to be friends with someone that can be easily found in a convenience store LMAO oh shut up you old fossil I bet the archaeologist that found you was so disappointed no one would even like to Examine you while you guys are out here fighting I will be ignoring you while I find the minerals that we need you useless kids who are supposed to act like adults okay fine let us just continue exploring this entire area guys this will definitely give us all the Supply I need what the freak Donald did you really just say I how the hell can you not consider us in this situation you selfish bastard yeah like what we are still playing this together Donald you better give us some of the supplies you get so that we can share it equally Like how our country has started shut the hell up Barack you do not get to tell me what to do since when did I have the word we and teamwork in my vocabulary huh yeah that’s right none like my care for you guys you are so lucky that you are carrying some good Materials right now Donald if we did not need that just like what Barack said I definitely have pushed it down right now yeah hold your horses sleepy Joe just mind the oars you find like this diamonds I found I will be ripped out when I finish grinding for this Oh [ __ ] there’s a huge mob spawner here guys take a look at this thing I did not know mob spawners were down here oh really Barack check the loot out first and find what is useful ah guys what the heck is this spinning thing is this dangerous that might be the mob spawner That Donald said earlier wait God damn it I’m having a hard time getting out of here don’t you go dying now Barack we need you and the minerals you have no one would care Barack just go ahead and die so that you can respawn anyways I will be continue on exploring the cave Screw you Donald but yeah please go ahead and do that while I figure out a way to get out of here this is way too difficult but at least I found some more diamonds diamonds I forgot to tell you guys that all the diamonds you find shall be donated to me I will take your offers and gladly Grant you some of the wishes you deserve are you some kind of Genie right now are you the goddamn wish granter or something no way you could do this you are just making some stuff up now to convince us into stealing our diamonds Um definitely not why would you accuse me of stealing when I was still only planning for it oh wow you got him there sleepy Joe screw you for trying to steal from us Donald you greedy [ __ ] yeah like why would you even uh um what were We talking about again I kind of forgot was I about to say something important curse you and your dementia sleepy Joe just shut up and take your goddamn dementia pills and by the way you were about to worship me don’t believe him sleepy Joe he’s just tricking you into Thinking that shut up Barack why the [ __ ] do you always interfere are you Joe’s goddamn mom now huh phew glad you told me Barack I almost fell for his stupid schemes but at least I am not that stupid to think that my friends are goddamn friends with my idol dream so You were both pranking me this whole time oh screw you for playing tricks on me is this for April fools or something when did you even have the time to plan this anyway haha got you Donald it was on the spot too glad we managed to pull It off Joe haha yeah Barack nice cover I did not even expect you to cover for me God damn it you got me there just wait till I get back at you guys for doing this screw both of you but that just proves my point oh I am so relieved Right now yeah yeah we all know you love dreams so much so we wanted to tease you a bit anyways have you guys found enough minerals yet yeah of course I have I might get enough diamonds right now if I take some away from you guys and Possibly build a whole set of diamond armor no way in hell will I be willing to give you some Donald I would rather die than give you my Diamonds oh yeah not till I end up destroying all the ice cream suppliers you have in your entire neighborhood Barack think again before You say something like that oh no not the ice cream trucks and shops don’t you dare lay a goddamn finger on them or I will use my Biden blast Powers with at least 0.3 percent to destroy the entire region you live in calm down both of you Let us just focus on Gathering resources and making our Island more sustainable guys yeah Barack I agree I’m just finished making a semi-farm for now at least some wheat will start growing here how about you Donald are you even helping of course I am sleepy Joe since When did I fail to do something good huh shut up and focus on yourself chill out Donald anyways Joe have you seen the videos that I sent over to you last time uh What video videos let me try and remember just wait for a while I bet He’s trying to drink his dementia pills right now just to remember are we talking about the top 50 Trump memes you sent to me Barack or something else that is new no sleepy Joe not those what I mean is the new ones why haven’t you Checked it out yet I checked on my phone Barack but it did not even pop up God damn it what the [ __ ] sleepy Joe are you still using your goddamn old phone right now the Nokia one use the damn new iPhones that phone is as old as you are Oh is that why you haven’t been able to respond to our group chat lately I’m even more concerned Why you do not have a new phone ah just what the heck is wrong with my phone didn’t you say you can afford like dozens of ice cream stores and vending machines sleepy Joe I bet you have millions of dollars but you cannot even afford a new phone shut up you orange looking clown no one cares if I have a new phone or not it is not like I will die from not having a new one I’ll just send you a New one Joe just be sure to use it thanks Barack I will be sure to use it this time properly if I were Barack I would never spend a goddamn coin on you sleepy Joe just shut up and keep tending on the farm okay fine I will don’t you Dare come near here it’s not like I want to be next to you Joe have fun with your boyfriend Obama he is not my boyfriend or are you do you want to be I would like to be yours what type of [ __ ] is that Joe just keep working on the island and stop Being a suss Ibaka anyways get this bone and make some bone meal to grow the farm sure thing new boyfriend enjoy your time with Mrs Joe Biden it’s not like it’s your first time having a husband stop implying that Michelle is a man I will destroy your reputation with The leaked footage I got of you and stormy you orange head okay okay normally I would say leak it because I’m Godly in bed but I got a lawsuit going on so please don’t anyways I think we should do the farm somewhere else and not here yeah that I can Stop I will actually someone is scared of words I was gonna eat this carrot but it’s better for me to make a carrot business by growing it so don’t touch my carrots yeah Donald you are not that good but we still love you don’t worry who said I Need Your Love huh everyone already loves me you old hag that is factually wrong Donald and you know it no it’s not I will prove it to you guys by making everyone subscribe and get the channel to 100 000 Subs unlike YouTube Slackers you don’t even do anything other than Saying some [ __ ] and playing Minecraft all day Donald Joe does the editing himself all the time and I do the thumbnails what do you do huh you think Joe does the editing while he can’t even stay awake for 20 minutes straight while playing the game You are out of your mind Barack he uses a teleprompter to play the game and you think he does the editing Jesus I thought you were smart he probably has some Zoomer editing the videos on a payroll no I don’t that’s cap oh guys look I’m breeding Donald with Donald it Was me who did that you dumbass ah look the pig shot another Pig poggers oh my God it’s so cute let’s make one more kid I would not recommend that bringing even a single child next to Biden should be a crime in itself I sadly have to agree With that why would that be a crime I love children and they love me as well that’s exactly why Jesus [ __ ] you both anyways Joe I’m building this platform just for you so that you can build your shitty Farm here it’s probably going to look bad because you’ll be making it but It’s just how it is and also since I built the main platform I’ll be taking 80 percent of all profits thanks what the [ __ ] I’m not giving you jack [ __ ] Donald I will sell all the food that I farm to buy ice cream Joe for the 58th time there is no ice cream In Minecraft at it with a mod then that’s what the people in the comments said they said I can add it with a mod blah blah blah why are you looking at the comments Joe they always lie but you know what since I’m so great if this Video does get like a million likes I will make a special ice cream mod with my own hands and add it but that will never happen elmow that’s so Out Of Reach Donald and you know it you know what Joe I will add it when we play modded Minecraft just for you if The video gets to 10 000 likes really you would do that for me Barack my beautiful husband why am I even helping this guy Joe you are amazing continue saying that to Barack and I will like you one day oh [ __ ] there is a zombie here and what in The freaking [ __ ] is the pig doing here what the dog doing Joe what is it with you in Dead memes you did the same thing with Waffle House weeks ago what’s wrong with you because I’m the new host of Waffle House and I love Nyan Cat help me Stop Standing There [ __ ] Jesus that was so close freaking idiot why are you just standing there while I’m having a life and death battle over here you [ __ ] and what the [ __ ] do you mean by you like Nyan Cat that memes is older than my [ __ ] great great grandpa yeah Joe that name is literally Screw you both you were the president while it was the greatest meme ever baracked that makes you a fossil as well I still have the best hairline compared to you baldi’s so that means that I’m the youngest oh [ __ ] off Barack I have a perfect hairline cap Why are you trying to hide it by making your hair look like a [ __ ] mop if that’s the case first of all it doesn’t look like a mob second my hair is perfect third everyone literally loves my hair because it looks Majestic fourth [ __ ] you ha ha Ha he thinks his orange ass looking head looks great Nomo oh my God help me what the [ __ ] is a creeper doing here ah don’t come near me [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going down there Joe are you really scared of a stupid creeper you would be As well if you saw a creeper in a tight space like this ah oh no please don’t come please that’s what she said and don’t worry your mom had a very explosive tight space so I know how it feels like I wasn’t scared at all oh Jesus isn’t that going too far Donald no not at all just like how Yemen wasn’t too far for you anyways I’m putting Cobble under the grass so that we can do a farm properly and don’t see random water sources flowing down the island since this is not the [ __ ] Island From Avatar the movie you mean the kid that can control wind Flames blue slimes and boulders what the [ __ ] are you on Joe it’s air fire water and Earth how stupid are you if you mock avatar The Last Airbender again I will actually hang you on top of the White House That Animated series is the Pinnacle of masterpieces literally the same thing and I’m never wrong because I’m the president you think you are never wrong because you have a teleprompter in your ears but I think he trolls you every now and then and has some fun I like him Honestly what no oh my God we are [ __ ] ah Barack pushed that [ __ ] off what the [ __ ] Barack uh guys we got a problem yeah a lot of [ __ ] grass just fell off the map just because of you Barack you could have helped me you lazy scared Old geezer your ego shot high up ever since you became the president you weren’t like this when you were my underling wait you two [ __ ] my amazing farming land get me enough dirt to fix that place ah it’s all gone what the [ __ ] did you guys do uh nothing Donald It’s just life happens I hate you both you will pay for this when the time comes and I will make you both pay with 100 interest because I’m such a great guy I’m not paying Jack’s [ __ ] to you Donald you are already rich enough yeah I’m not paying anything either and I Gotta go for now let’s continue tomorrow yeah I want to go eat some ice cream I’m so hungry I have no words for both of you Jesus okay let’s continue tomorrow make sure to be there hey guys are you ready for some more Minecraft one chunk today yeah Donald I have been excited For this all day okay cool let’s try and see how long you two can go without destroying my Farmland this time it is not my fault that there was a creeper Donald keep coping it was your fault that it exploded my Farmland though Barack it was definitely not Donald You are just looking for someone to blame because you are full-blown coping I’m not coping Barack you just need to learn how to hit a creeper off of the map apparently and you need to learn how to apply spray tan properly Donald C we all have things That we need to learn I do not have anything that I need to learn Barack I’m already perfect at everything that I do it is only you that needs to do more learning Donald if you were perfect at everything then you would still be the president just you watch Joe Trump 2024 Is going to be my amazing return to office not say about it Donald yeah yeah whatever you say old man anyway are we all ready to hop under the realm now yeah Donald I am hopping onto the realm right now okay so now that we are back I can finally Get started on repairing all of the damage that YouTube bozos did to my Farmland Donald stop whining so much before I decide that I do not want to mine all of this dirt for your orange ass mining that dirt for me is the most useful thing that you have done since you first Became the President Obama are you really going to try and pull that card with me the only notable things that happen during your presidency was net neutrality being destroyed and you getting clowned on by Kim Jong-un I did not get clowned on by Kim Jong and Obama In fact I had actually clowned on Kim Jong-un myself get your facts straight Obama and stop spreading fake news you did not clown on Kim Jong-un Donald you got baited and spanked by him stop lying Obama that is so not what happened LOL he is in denial Now Obama I am not in denial joke I am just defending myself from all of the fake news that you and Barack are spreading we are not spreading fake news Donald hey guys hit that subscribe button if you think that Donald is Hardcore coping Right now oh well if you want to play it that way then how about you guys subscribe if you think that I am not coping right now ha I have got you there Barack Donald the only thing that you have got is probably an STI of some kind No way Joe I am so squeaky clean that I could be in a Mr Clean commercial despite my immense amount of [ __ ] stop lying Donald we both know that you get no [ __ ] and no hoes that is simply not true Joe I get so many [ __ ] that they actually named Riz After me because for your information my full name is Donald Riz Trump that is complete [ __ ] Donald your middle name is John we all know that that is some fake news right there Joe my middle name is Riz and it has always been Riz you just cannot remember Because you are riddled with dementia you old fart Donald stop trying to confuse Joe your middle name is John now stop trying to make it seem like you have any amount of Riz whatsoever I do in fact have all of the RIS Barack for my name is Donald Riz Trump wait so is his middle name John or is it rizz it is John Joe he’s just trying to mess with you no I am not Joe my middle name is rizz Barack is just trying to deny it because he does not want to admit that I am the Apex rizzler and therefore get far more [ __ ] than he ever does wait what oh I’m so confused now do not worry Joe it is simple the fact is that my middle name is Riz and that I get so many [ __ ] that I had lost count several decades ago stop lying You cannot even keep Melania around there is no way that you can get any [ __ ] whatsoever looking like the Oompa Loompa that got a mop glued to his head shut the [ __ ] up Barack I do not look like that at all I am in fact with the peak male physique looks Like and I get complimented on how good I look all of the time I am actually the trendsetter for new beauty standards every single time I change my wardrobe Barack Donald setting trends for fashion within the clown industry does not mean that you are beautiful shut up Joe You of all people definitely cannot go around calling other people clowns you are a man that thinks he has superpowers and that can barely stay awake for an hour at a time Donald if you knew the full extent of my Biden blast power then you would not be Calling me a clown for it worlds have been ended through the use of this power Donald and in the wrong hands its power could far surpass anything that we mere mortals have made whatever Joe ugh oh my god oh for [ __ ] sake I cannot [ __ ] believe that I Just died in lava down there Donald oh my [ __ ] god did you seriously just lose us all of our diamonds do not [ __ ] start this with me Joe for all of the cock-ups that you make every single time we play if I got this angry at you for them then you would simply Never be able to play because I would always be killing you do get this angry with me Donald you have even made me the permanent resource [ __ ] because of them you are the resource [ __ ] because every single time you’re given items you lose them Joe oh Yeah well I wonder if you could be the resource [ __ ] now that you have lost all of our diamonds oh my God Donald [ __ ] off oh I’m not done with you yet sleepy Joe you get your ass back here oh would you just go away already Donald no way Joe you are Going to feel the wrath of the Big D Trump right here this will teach you for thinking that you can push me off of the ledge you prehistoric [ __ ] oh screw you Donald it is not my fault that you had died like an idiot and had lost all of Our diamonds I did not lose all of our diamonds Joe we still have 14 diamonds in our chest I had only lost the diamonds that I had gathered that is still a lot of diamonds Donald a [ __ ] up of that size might just put you as the new resource [ __ ] [ __ ] you Barack I will never be the resource [ __ ] ever this whole thing was probably Joe’s fault in some way anyway hey what the [ __ ] Donald you [ __ ] I could have just died and lost all of my stuff right there oh you are definitely going to lose all of your stuff right now Obama Now talk [ __ ] again about me being the new resource [ __ ] Jesus Christ Donald you have to be one of the biggest [ __ ] that I have ever seen haters are going to hate Obama that is a quote from the top G Taylor Swift herself what the [ __ ] Donald you listen to Taylor Swift of course I do Obama how else am I going to party like we are 22. Donald that has to probably be the most surprising thing that I’ve ever heard you say I honestly expected you to listen to [ __ ] like Metallica or neffex no way Joe The Big D Trump loves a good bit of the Swifty T nah man Taylor Swift is just generic 2010’s music you take that back right now Obama upper fucksake are you actually sis right now that is what you get for talking bad about the Swifty Obama how about you Swift these Nuts Donald are you sure that is what you want to say Barack surely a round three of falling into the void must get pretty repetitive Donald you are such a [ __ ] nerd whatever Barack you are just coping because of how much of a better gamer I am than you There is a reason why I have been able to kill you so many times but you have barely even been able to touch me Donald if I want much of an [ __ ] as you are then I can assure you I would say on your ass not a chance Barack you Could never stand up to my intense gaming prowess keep thinking that Donald while you have been busy losing our diamonds and having an ego trip me and Joe have been making a farm and actually doing something that is useful we I am pretty sure that it has been just Me that has been making this Farm Barack I have still done more to help than this egotistical annoying orange looking [ __ ] don’t you go talking too much [ __ ] there Barack do not make me have to give you a third round trip to the void fine Donald whatever and look at that Despite you saying how useless I am here is me depositing all of the cool items that I fought off waves of mobs for I bet you never could have done that whatever Donald why don’t you just go back to fighting all of your mobs already so that I do not have to deal With you hey Donald you look goofy ass right now look at your character ha ha what the heck do you mean oh yeah I look goofy now take this dumbass ah what the [ __ ] Donald YouTuber Rock screw you and go hug that creeper right now ah what The hell are you hitting me for Donald what the freak is wrong with you God damn it Barack I think Donald is mad because I called him goofy ass looking what a kid and by the way it was not my fault that you had an arrow on your Goddamn head oh yeah is that the only reason for goddamn hitting me off just you wait till I get back up there oh no I’m so scared now boohoo you and Joe would not even be enough to take me on dumbass where are you at Barack let me Beat you up here I am [ __ ] screw you yippee go and wreck in Barack oh yeah sleepy Joe we are taking sides now huh let me beat your ass up wait be careful Barack just got caught up in the explosion but yeah Donald I did not say Something like that shut up Joe and I do not care come back here Donald I am back for my revenge let me beat the goddamn [ __ ] out of you oh crap I fell haha dumbass you cannot even hit me right is this a former president is capable of I Bet you were just making that small insult as an excuse to start a fight between us Donald is your jealousy of us being the president once in the country making you crazy come back here Donald let me wake some Senses Into you [ __ ] just you God damn wait sleepy Joe and screw you Barack you look so ugly so do not show yourself to me ever again that is it I have had enough of your [ __ ] just you wait till I lay my goddamn hands on you you did not even manage to kill me haha oh so you were Alive huh just you wait I’m on my way to beat you to pieces to the point that even your husband cannot recognize you anymore take my goddamn wife’s name out of your goddamn mouth I cannot wait to beat you up right now that is it Barack Come on let us Team Up and Kill Donald I have had enough of him too just help me if you want sleepy Joe I am just so mad at him that I want to send a drone strike towards his goddamn household you and Joe are not even Enough to kill me it would take an entire Army to stop me how little do you take me for huh just you guys try oh yeah eat this [ __ ] and give me that goddamn Diamond chest armor right now screw you both and Joe you better come Back here give me back my diamond armor God damn it shut up and die Donald you think I would let you do that to Sleepy Joe this is our Island now screw you this is my goddamn Island go away from here go ahead and make me dumbass that Is what you get you orange looking clown and get the freak away from me right now I will just kill Barack first then and then I will kill you myself sleepy Joe just you wait till I get back up there I would literally toss you off the goddamn Island and let you suffer in the deep dark abyss stop acting like you can actually take both of us Donald just say you are sorry and we will call it quits screw you Barack I know goddamn well that I would rather die than say sorry To any of you with my mouth stop saying nonsense and I will let you both worship me ah God damn it stop killing us you ugly looking clown just you wait till we get our revenge on you you are next in line sleepy Joe this is for calling me Goofy ass ah Donald stop this now or I will definitely send a drone strike to you ASAP come here Barack help me kill this dumb ass just go ahead and try I will even reward you both a service and War award for trying to kill me because Of your dumbass Donald we were forced to start all over again and redo the entire series just chill out when we play so we do not go ahead and destroy our Island again got that yeah yeah you do not get to tell me what to do Barack I will only Listen if sleepy Joe here does not provoke me in any way possible did not know you were such hot-headed this day’s Donald that all it takes is for me to call you goofy ass to lose your cute composure take some ice cream or something to cool yourself off do not get me started Sleepy Joe before I take your goddamn life to cool myself off got that huh wait before you say another word sleepy Joe just chill out both of you so we can play the freaking game again okay fine Barack anyways who will be in charge of mining again is it you again Donald no One else can do that but me sleepy Joe that is quite obvious can’t you realize that already just how stupid are you just go build a farm or something for us again shut up Donald you know that you can say it in a much more nicer way when This Farm is finished there is no way that I will let you eat from it yeah Donald learn to be more considerate and be more soft-spoken sometime would you really die if you give it a try Donald there is no way in hell that I would do That for someone else being with you guys is enough to make the greatest humble man alive die just focus on Gathering materials Because I Said So as usual you egotistical bastard this is why Melania would not even dare to hold hands with with you when both of you are Out in the public shut up at least I did not even try to manipulate Jill into becoming my wife what a desperate [ __ ] you were nine years older than Jill this is just proof that you like women who are younger than you am I right huh Um uh what the heck are you talking about that is so not true those are just baseless evidence you have no way can that prove something like that or wait can it really yes of course it can I can just sue you and have a lawsuit prove That you are guilty because I am the most powerful person alive oh no please don’t anything but that do not worry sleepy Joe Donald is just messing with you but yeah I did not even know that you are nine year older than your wife of course you Couldn’t have known we are low-key as always yeah right Loki my goddamn ass no one could have known Barack because his wife looks older than him I guess you can be called Biden fossils haha I am so funny the only thing that is funny Donald is when I call all of my agents And the nukes I have and even use my Biden blast power Kaboom with 10 output on your goddamn clown looking ass that might be going too far Donald just hold your horses and chill out no one else has to get involved in this shut up Joe’s stepmom did you even Listen to us Barack he was the one who started it not me oh my freaking God how I hate talking to dumb people you better take that back Donald I’m not dumb like you do not provoke me before I end up destroying the stairs I built for us Yeah thanks Barack like I need them to get back up are you forgetting who you are goddamn talking to you cannot out do the doer here just take this and make something useful since you are the doer of something oh wow thanks for the offering you made huh I guess you really Do want to worship me sleepy Joe why would I even want to worship an orange looking clown that does not even make sense let us be factual here Donald no one would ever want to worship you got that we all know people worship me just look at how many Followers I have on Twitter all of them would love to do what I want them to do does Bots count Donald we do not even know if they are real people or not and also there is no way they would want to worship you they might have just misclicked your Follow icon or something yeah like maybe you hired some hackers and paid them a huge amount of money just to make your profile have millions of followers I get that I am much more famous and Rich than you guys that this is making you both insecure right now but I reassure you That these are not Bots these are the people who wanted me to become the president then why the hell did you lose to me huh uh um of course because it was goddamn rigged no one would win in a cooking show how else would you explain The way that I lost huh I keep saying this Donald but it was not even rigged anyways just focus on Gathering materials or we will not make any progress whatsoever uh what was I doing again what the heck why am I here where am I how many times do I have to tell You that you must prioritize drinking your goddamn dementia pills not your freaking daily consumption of ice creams your dementia is more and more becoming like Amnesia or Alzheimer’s did you just say ice creams speaking of which I haven’t had an ice cream in a minute or So what the [ __ ] sleepy Joe do you eat ice creams like they are goddamn water or something of course I need at least 100 liters of ice cream per day for me to function gotta get them ice creams let us continue this next time Donald gotta check on sleepy Joe before he die With over consumption of ice creams okay Barack do it before he dies Thrice in his life hey guys do you want to play some more one block yeah Donald I have been wanting to play some Minecraft all day Joe are you ready to play yeah Donald I’m loading in right now okay me Too okay then back to mining it is for me yeah me too Barack I am just expanding our Island at the moment it feels nice not being the one that has to mine resources for you two for once you not get used to it Joe once we get a Cobble gen going you are going to be its only user hey Donald do you think that we should start singing some mining songs Barack that is cringe’s help what on Earth would we even sing for you Donald I am pretty sure a pretty fitting song would be I am A dwarf and I’m digging a hole hey shut up Joe Diggy Diggy Hole I’m digging a hole hey you are right Joe it does suit him pretty well no it does not Barack stop lying there is no mining song that suits me because to my knowledge there are no Mining songs about how awesome intelligent and strong that they are if you can find any that are like that then that will be the song that suits me most that is such a hard cope Donald how about you cope with these nuts Joe I’m still just out here vibing now that Diggy Hole is playing in my head Diggy Hole is actually a top tier song underrated as hell for real whatever guys well it definitely cannot be my mining song anyway since Joe has gone back to his rightful spot as my resource [ __ ] again well since you were too much of a Scaredy cat to keep mining after a little bit of campfire music the big boys had to take over for your information Joe I am not scared of anything I’ve actually personally met the Slender Man and he was in fact scared of me the Slenderman is nothing Donald my alter egoed friend has had Just about every horror icon that you can think of Running Scared alter egoed friend what are you on about Joe he is the personification of my Biden blast Barack he is someone that I turned to only when absolutely necessary Joe that is a bunch of [ __ ] you do not have any Alter Ego I do Donald and you should pray that you never have to meet him oh yeah bring him out then Joe I bet you that I can handle this guy no problem oh no [ __ ] is about to go down okay fine Donald but know that you have brought this on yourself I have been summoned where is the Malarkey Joe what the [ __ ] are you even doing Joe is not here right now Donald there is only dark Brandon Joe a dumbass voice changer is not going to be enough to get you out of being the resource [ __ ] I am the [ __ ] of no one you [ __ ] orangutan how on Earth did a fat little Tangerine with a wig come to treat a being of such power with such disrespect oh shut up Joe you old fart do you really think that you are going to be threatening now That you downloaded a voice mod there is no voice mod involved here Donald now I would advise you to stop talking to me like this before something bad happens to you and believe me I am being merciful by giving you this option Joe there is no way that you can expect us To believe what you are saying you would be better off to believe it Obama the longer you go trying to deny me the more and more it will anger me trust me you do not want to make me angry Barack Are you seriously going to believe this [ __ ] I do not know Donald he does sound unusually intimidating as long as you stay out of my way Obama then you have no reason to be intimidated fine prove it Bozo prove that you are indeed dark Brandon and not just Joe with a voice changer Donald if proof is what You truly want then I may use some of my vast power to give you a mere taste of what I can do ow what the hell my mouse just gave me an electric shock you may now Pledge Your Allegiance to me Donald John Trump oh hell no my allegiance only Goes to the greatest man to ever exist and that man is me you have been an annoyance to me for long enough now Donald John Trump today will be the last that you will ever oh hey guys what just happened Joe what the [ __ ] was that what was what Donald I Do not even remember hopping on call with you guys the dark Brandon [ __ ] your voice changed and you threatened me oh no he got out Donald made you take him out he did not believe that it was real hey shut the [ __ ] up Barack you did Not believe him either oh you fool I keep him hid away for a reason he wishes to use the Biden Blast for Conquest he cannot be allowed to roam free I understand that now Joe honestly I am surprised that all of that stuff that you were saying about the Biden blast is real it is not real Barack Are you seriously going to say that you believe in superpowers now just because Joe used a voice changer Donald you saw that he had shocked you how can you still deny it that was just a coincidence Barack you are stupid if you Think that it is anything else Donald I would be careful saying things like that if he ever shows up again he is very short-tempered and is capable of doing far more than you could possibly imagine whatever Joe I do not care how powerful he is I am far too Rich for him to be able to do anything against me what does he have against the overwhelming power of money your vanity will be your end if he finds you again Donald let’s hope that never happens it will never happen Joe because I could never Lose in any way to the person that has had to accept his role as my resource [ __ ] Donald is it at all possible for you to drop your ego for even just five seconds I do not have an ego Barack I actually have so little of an ego that People around me start to develop a lesser ego because of me I am by far the most egoless person that you could ever possibly meet whatever Donald I do not even care anymore I’m just going to go back to building out the island and I’m just making some torches right now Hopefully this should stop there from being so many damn mobs everywhere that would be nice Barack the skeletons in this map are downright terrifying I am more afraid of the creepers personally there is not much space to run from them you can just hit the creepers though Joe They really are not that threatening on this map oh no Donald I do not want to touch them they are scaly and gross as hell what the [ __ ] are you talking about Joe how can they be scaly they are literally just mobs in Minecraft they do Not even have any kind of scales just look at them Donald it is so obvious that they are all scaly they are gross as hell if they are scaly then it is not as obvious as you seem to think it is Joe to me they just look like blocky Monsters that have a pension for Game ending themselves no Donald they are definitely scaly let’s ask the viewers what they think fine Joe but I will only say that creepers are scaly if this video can get all of the way to 10 000 likes any less than that And I will still just think that you are an idiot while you guys are at it I think it would be a good idea to talk about the fact that we are trying to reach 100 000 subscribers yeah Barack I’d almost forgotten yeah guys make sure to hit that subscribe button right now So that we can hit 100 000 subscribers everyone who subscribes right now will get a cookie made straight from Obama’s beans on the SkyBlock World wait hang on Donald stay away from my beans for as much as I love the viewers I love my beans even more Barack you will either Hand your beans over to the viewers or I will take them from you myself I will be like the Robin Hood of cookies no way Donald you cannot just take my beans from me like that Barack we are the leaders of the United States taking things from other people might just be The thing that we are better than everyone else at he has kind of got you there Barack okay fine you can give my beans to the viewers you guys better subscribe though if I’m going to have to give away my beans you guys had better make it worth it what Are you even doing at the moment Barack I’m just mining for some Cobblestone at the moment Donald maybe I will even get lucky and find us some more diamonds oh wow I have just found a zombie dungeon it even has a golden apple in it oh wow Donald that Sounds cool as hell sleepy Joe you better be not asleep or slacking off with your goddamn job as a resource [ __ ] right now or else what the hell do you think I’ve been doing these past few minutes playing with you dumbass and I want to stop doing this because it Is too boring yeah yeah keep your opinion to yourself if you let me become the president then maybe I would reconsider listening and helping you solve your problem you do know that the people chose sleepy Joe Donald just continue mining and sleepy Joe the reason we put you there is because we Cannot trust you with doing anything else oh come on now Barack have some little faith in me I am the President and that should be enough to let you know that I am more than capable than anyone else more than a certain orange-looking clown okay you know what Sleepy Joe the best revenge for me is to God damn ignore you in the entire session I’ve had enough of listening to you yeah I would love to see you do that Donald yeah go ahead and try you ugly ass dumbass okay screw you I tried to Ignore you hitting me in the insult you said but that is it no one goddamn touches the most humble person alive you deserve that and you goddamn know it boohoo that just shows how childish you are Donald you cannot even keep the word you said what a pitiful man or rather an Orange okay sleepy Joe stop adding fuel to the fire or we will end up fighting each other again and goddamn restarting our whole progress just shut up both of you fine what the heck have you been doing this time anyway I have been Gathering supplies by mining dumbass and Speaking of which I just found a diamond ore I hope there is more I can find did you just say diamonds Barack you better give all of that to me or else I would not give all of it to you Donald as I have said we should share the minerals We get in the community chest on the island so we can progress more shut up Barack I did not ask for your goddamn opinion I commanded you to give it to me dumbass oh wow I can finally see the reason why Melania always wanted some time of off your Donald you are too Toxic to be with took you long enough to notice Barack that is why all his relationship failed no one loves you Donald of course everyone loves me can’t you see the amount of followers I have on Twitter they all worship me and speaking of noticing have you noticed That Michelle was Michael all this goddamn time Barack what the [ __ ] don’t you dare use my wife’s name again for any stupid reasons you may think of Donald how about you notice that you don’t even have a hairline oh wow you got him there Barack nothing sucks more Than that haha boohoo go hide yourself and cry on the corner Donald at least I have a beautiful woman who’s a beautiful wife Barack sucks to be you we do not even know who the man of the house is anymore haha I am tired of our arguing With you Donald just shut up and mine God damn it I do not have enough time to play with your goddamn game I guess that means I won everyone can see when a man has lost all his words and will to fight against the most Superior human being since when did An orange become Superior you cannot be even called a human anymore with your alien looking ass Shut up sleepy Joe at least my wife recognizes me when she wakes me up in bed what about you huh no one would realize that they are talking to a human or a living fossil since Ancient time say anything more or else you will find yourself unable to join since we possibly have kicked you out by then [ __ ] oh yeah if you have not forgotten I am the one who makes payments in all the Realms and servers we hop into just you goddamn try sleepy Joe no one cares we would just make another world to play on just me and Barack yeah I understand how you feel sleepy Joe but I live with the motto the more the merrier so just deal with it and make the best out of it how can I Make the most out of it when all I see is this goddamn ugly looking ass every time I play take that back sleepy Joe consider yourself blessed to see me every day not everyone gets the chance to do so no thanks Donald I’m just merely saying the truth here is I have Pledged when I became the president and what is up with you complaining on how you make all the payments you insisted on paying dumbass yeah of course since I know how poor both of you are like it would affect my eight billion dollars worth of Fortune shut up Donald we are More or less on par with you in terms of Fortune that is nearly an impossible statement you made I can even pay for all the bills you have [ __ ] yeah what the hell just how low do you goddamn think of us I hope this will be One of the reasons for you to start your bankruptcy shut your mouth Joe we all know your goddamn diploma is fake as hell we all know you cannot even count even the least solve a mathematical problem for your information I can solve the most hardest problem you can Possibly ever give me I graduated as a summa [ __ ] laude so shut the hell up before I slap my goddamn diploma across your ugly ass face stop with the fake news sleepy Joe you were even afraid to do such a small cognitive test because you were afraid that people would find Out how dumb you are I mean we cannot argue with that Joe you should have taken the cognitive test to prove us wrong or something because even I thought that you were dumb and afraid I mean it is true not you too Barack okay that is it I will be Focusing on the farm now and don’t even think about touching it and I mean both of you uh guys I found a zombie spawner what the [ __ ] it is already looted God damn it haha that might have been me Barack and there is definitely no problem with That because all of the rich item drop belongs to me and to me only you greedy dumbass why can’t you just share some of the items you have will you goddamn die when you do or something huh of course I would die sleepy Joe don’t you know what Kills the most greatest person alive in the world can’t you even understand what is the deadly poison we all have oh shut the hell up Donald this is what you get for reading all the e-books you found in the internet stop making stuff up right now stay mad Barack you uncultured swine Just go ahead and ask me what is it that would end up killing me sleepy Joe so that Barack would also realize that I am not making stuff up okay fine I will just play along enlighten me Donald what is this magical thing that will kill you And whatever it is I just wish it would already it is goddamn called Pride Joe Pride God damn it oh yeah that explains stuff how the hell did I not know that because you are dumb and your whole educational background is goddamn fake as [ __ ] I bet you cannot even write or read the alphabet that might be going a bit too far now Donald hold your horses before we do the same old again let us focus on making progress I cannot take that insult Barack shut up Donald what the hell do you Think of me I even sent you a picture of my personal handwriting last time you cannot call that a handwriting Joe since when did the aeroglyphs become the new alphabet as expected of you you goddamn ancient fossil haha that is way too funny Donald how the hell did you even Come up with this stuff it might just be because I am the greatest person alive anyways I got myself a bucket of lava and I am about to make a cobble generator right now so Joe you better come back here again and be our resource [ __ ] ah God damn it just when I thought I finally escaped that work can someone else do it now I am way too tired of doing that yeah Donald you should let yourself do the mining for now Joe might end up sleeping if he does repetitive work all the time do not tell Me what to freaking do Barack I will do it because I want to not because you told me to got that besides I do not want filthy Joe’s hand on my diamond pickaxe keep that [ __ ] Donald not that I want anything to do with an orange clown alien looking pickaxe I’m currently Mining now so just wait till I make myself one I would be surprised if you were able to make one sleepy Joe you do not even know the importance of a stone pickaxe and an iron one shut up Barack of course I know the difference Of oh what what am I doing where am I there goes sleepy Joe’s dementia again the ice cream is taking over your body speaking of ice cream I might go get some since all of you talking made me goddamn tired you mean hungry dumbass I bet the ice cream is taking over your Entire body anyway let us continue next time Barack yeah I guess so sleepy Joe has gone instantly when we talk about ice creams goodbye Bud make sure to subscribe to our Channel president Multiverse or I will build a [ __ ] wall around your house as well thanks Donald are you threatening people again Shut up or I will do cue as well Video Information
This video, titled ‘US Presidents Play Minecraft One Chunk 1-3’, was uploaded by Presidents Universe on 2023-05-15 17:00:19. It has garnered 338722 views and 9982 likes. The duration of the video is 00:55:10 or 3310 seconds.
US Presidents Play Minecraft One Chunk What if Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Barack Obama plays Minecraft One Chunk.
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