US Presidents Play Modded Minecraft 34 (Jungle Dimension)

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft my new base is looking pretty sick but today I’m going to take a break from working on it and I’m going to go into the precasian dimension which I was going to do yesterday but sleepy Joe had to take

A stupid ice cream break like usual hey man there was no way I was going to pass up a nice ice cream cone to play this stupid now how do you go to the precasian dimension I kind of want to check it out before I fix up my house

Since Barrick decided to be an and rearrange all the blocks even though his ugly face could use a little rearranging too shut the up Joe well you need to collect all six vanilla saplings and combine it with an empty realm Stone so good luck with that sleepy head

Oh this place looks pretty cool oh man I’m too lazy to go looking around for all the damn saplings well then I guess you’re not going to see this epic jungle Dimension then loser oh well at least I got a birch sapling maybe it won’t be so hard finding all those vanilla trees

Anyways today I want to go find one of those dimensional door things because I want to test something out what do you want to test none of your damn business what was the point in telling us you’re going to try and find one of those Dimensional Doors to test something out

But then not say what you’re gonna test out because it’s a free country and I can you know these lucalis planks look like planks let me guess they’re white planks so you immediately think about that white stuff that I put inside your mama last night yeah yeah I’m literally playing with

Immature toddlers bro you just made a yo mama joke like 10 seconds ago yeah but at least I’m funny yeah I know you’re very funny looking funny looking things I can’t believe your mom is in this Dimension Barrick shut the up Donald oh wait a minute these are spruce

Trees I need one of their saplings congratulations Joe on figuring out spruce trees are in fact one of the vanilla trees in Minecraft yeah yeah whatever where the are those Dimensional Doors at I don’t want to sit here all day looking for one well then do something else Barrick no

unlike you I don’t give up so easily Barrick you do realize Joe’s got the golden trophy for not giving up on his ice cream addiction right and he also never gave up on sniffing random people too so really Joe is really good at not giving up things Ah that’s

Actually Loki true well I also never gave up on your mom’s ice cream too oh for sake Joe damn the only time I’m actually looking for a dimensional door is when I can’t find one you also can seem to find a woman I have Michelle who’s got a mustache

Bigger than your schlong shut the up Joe oh yet this mobs are strong as holy there’s one jungle tree on this tiny ass Island yeah well no one cares why the are there walking vhs’s in this mod pack I’ve seen those a while ago pretty cursed right yeah it is

I know there’s some kind of weird pyramid that spawns in this Dimension but I can’t find it maybe they’re up your ass if I could fit a pyramid up my ass then your mom could fit in there too since she’s the size of one wow Don what

A great insult I’m shaking in my boots as we speak why the are you wearing boots while playing Minecraft Barrack it’s a figure of speech you dumbass though you are to be expected to not understand a thing or two about speech anyways since you can barely read a

teleprompter yeah Joe you suck at reading end of quote shut up oh let’s go I found a Savannah Biome now I have all the saplings for the precasia dimension thingamajig what about the dark oak sapling damn it I forgot about that one well there’s a shock whoa what

The these two battle castles spawned closer to each other than Joe’s knows is to random people shut the hell up Barrick all right now all I need is a not so bright oak sapling holy your mom really Rams hard Barrick the does that mean well they added rammer

Heads into the game and who boy does this thing look like your mom actually it kind of looks like Michelle too okay referring to random mobs as my mom or wife is getting extremely repetitive you old ass sounds like someone had too much salt for breakfast yeah your mom was pretty salty

This morning oh for God’s sake Barrack holy there’s giant ass Turtles here what the hell huh okay I’m gonna have to use these for something funny in the future oh Michelle came through the portal you little shits are getting on my last nerve referring every damn mob to my

Husband I mean wife hey it’s not my fault Michelle looks very similar to this dinotherium what the hell is even that just this elephant looking from the jungle Dimension speaking of jungles I’m sure your thought process is as Tangled as a Vine in the Amazon we’ve been playing with Joe for 33

sessions if anyone has it tangled and messed up thought process it’s Joe ha that’s actually Loki true oh shut up you nerds well what the is that thing oh I found a pyramid good for you nerd if it’s anything like the pyramids of Egypt then you could use

The toilet paper from the mummies to wipe your poopy butt crack since your bowel movements are more uncontrollable than natural disasters like you were when you were born are you sure Joe being born was natural Barrick and not just a failed experiment you’re one to

Talk Mister I’m so orange I look like I jumped in a pool filled with Cheetos Shut up butt munch oh damn it this stupid went back through the portal after all that trying to kill it oh I think this is the pyramid from The More Creeps and Weirdos mod I’ve been

Trying to find one of these since we started this stupid server speaking of Creeps and Weirdos how has your family been recently Joe thankfully not as orange as you let’s go at I was never gonna find one of these damn things I wonder what’s up what’s up oh it’s some kind of weird

Spawner die you stupid oh God this stupid maze is going to give me a headache God damn it that’s where I just came from all right now I just got to go to that creepy limbo place let’s go God damn it oh Barrack’s mom came through the

Portal again how about I make your mom come through her panties Don whoa dude you must really hate getting ads huh wait Barrack has AIDS no you dumbass the orange clown said adds as an advertisements on the videos not AIDS why the would advertisers want to

Put ads on these stupid videos of you clowns playing this stupid because it’s hilarious when you suck at Minecraft sleepy Joe says the dude that keeps dying from mobs in that jungle dimension all right when you get here have fun dying a ton more times than me since you’re so confident

That I won’t die there how about you buy me some Dairy Queen if I don’t I’m not helping you with your stupid ice cream Cravings you nerd damn it all right let’s see if this works let’s go Jesus Christ there’s so many damn mummies well what the is that thing

Oh a diamond killing these stupid weird Birds is almost therapeutic the just happened wait I’m confused were these walls always made out of sandstone I thought it was made out of bedrock holy this room is filled with Michelle look-alikes and whenever I see a toilet filled with turds I can say

They’re filled with Joe look-alikes now stop referring every goddamn mob to either my mom or my wife or I’m going to refer your ass to my foot whoa dude you want to put your foot up my ass that sounds pretty gay not gonna lie okay I

Know for a fact that Temple spawns in this Dimension now where the is one I’m running out of time since Joe will probably fall the asleep in 30 minutes and fall off his chair and his pants I’m surprised you never fall off your chair since they don’t make chairs strong enough to

Endure all that weight being put on it shut the up oh good now I can finally get out of this place and really find out if my funny plan will work or not oh okay this is cursed this is literally the only way to kill any in this dimension

Let’s go I finally killed all those wait was that it so you kidding me all I got from that was a diamond and some fish well where the did I spawn holy crap these flowers are almost as big as Donald shut up Barrick let’s go I finally got the last sapling

I needed for this supposed jungle precasia Dimension wow Joe you sounded pretty tired there well I have been awake for an hour good thing I have a silk touch pick because these red flower petals would look great for a red carpet design okay cool no one asked damn I

Can’t find anything else new in this Dimension then get glasses nerd says the guy that can’t even read a teleprompter I can read a teleprompter I’m just not good at reading and talking at the same time I bet you can chew gum and walk at the same time too right who the can

Do that someone would need to do witchcraft or some to actually chew gum and walk at the same time I would never be able to do that yeah we know Joe let’s go I finally made the precasia realm Stone good for you nerd all right let’s see here

Oh what the is this oh it’s just Barracks Mom oh for sake well this place definitely looks like a jungle wow Joe congratulations on knowing what a jungle looks like well what’s this Rod of elevation holy this thing is epic well what the hell is that floating

Thing wait is that that what you were looking for Don some weird pyramid that looks like your face yeah how the hell did you find it I don’t know okay here’s the real test to see if whether or not this will work God damn it well there goes that plan what was

Your plan well since it didn’t work I might as well tell you I was going to put one of those weird black cubes from the limbo dimension in your house because when they look at you long enough they send you to the top of the limbo place but it didn’t work bro what

You already pranked me last time by rearranging every goddamn Block in my house wow Joe you actually remembered who did what prank all right I guess I should finally put some window my house now and speaking of Windows kids should always keep their curtains closed because a creepy joke could be lurking

At random people’s windows snatching your ice cream up hey I’ve only watched someone eat ice cream through their window without them knowing three times oh this pyramid is booby trapped your mom had me booby trapped too last night oh for sake done okay now I’m gonna try going back to the Trump

Dimension since last time my silk touch pick wasn’t picking up those inverted grass blocks which I want because I want to have that upside down grass around the perimeter of my ceiling if your silk touch pick wasn’t picking up the grass blocks before why would it work this

Time I don’t know isn’t doing the same thing over and expecting a different result the definition of insanity no the definition of insanity is Joe Biden hey let’s go it actually dropped the inverted grass block I wonder why it didn’t work the first time okay what the is actually in this Temple

Whoa what the is this area oh what the hell I’m now allowed to kill this son of a because I’m not a level 1700. this is oh wow you’re not allowed to kill those mobs in the temple now I’m kind of glad you found one first because I decided to

Just go back home instead of wasting time trying to find one of those temples so basically you’re just glad I wasted my time instead of you wasting your time yeah all right now I just got to snatch up these weeds okay I guess for now I should try fixing this Barrick

Decided to pull on my God to your house it’s not that God tear anymore now that I rearranged all the blocks yeah yeah whatever oh now that’s a fancy ass entrance to a Minecraft kitchen if I’ve ever seen one only you would have a fancy entrance to a kitchen since

Evidently you love food a little too much you love ice cream Trump grass design yeah well no one cares oh Michelle just got home and I got to tell her how womanly she is or else she’ll get pissed so I’ll see you nerds tomorrow wow dude you should stop

Lying to Michelle like that Foreign