US Presidents Play Modded Minecraft 38

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft today I want to build a pool but I’m going to need to build a portal to the nether because I want to get some quartz for the modern extension I’m putting on top of my house wait how are you going to

Build a pool it’s quite simple sleepy Joe you dig a hole and then put water in it that sounds pretty complicated of course a pool is complicated to Joe I prized if a straw confuses you well you see plastic straws are like a riddle wrapped in an enigma for me it’s like

Trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle first there’s single use but then they seem to stick around for centuries just like my attempts at coherent sentences speaking of coherent sentences it sounds like that was literally generated from chat GPT did you use that to

Literally respond to me uh no you come on Joe don’t like that sounded pretty Saucy okay okay fine I did sometimes it helps me respond to butt wipes like yourselves yeah dude that’s pretty lame yeah yeah whatever now can one of y’all tell me how to get rid of this

Black in the middle of my entrance it’s eating up the blocks around it like a very hungry Donald I don’t eat blocks why don’t you try typing in Dimensional Doors in your inventory to look up recipes hmm okay ooh maybe this Rift blade would get rid of it like a

Cobweb I just need some ender pearls so I guess I gotta go find a cave anyways today I think I’m going to try and defeat the leliation boss in the Trump Dimension which apparently requires spawning a guardian’s eye on a Graw altar but first I need orange or yellow

Spores well I know Don has plenty of orange spores on his face shut the up let’s go I finally have enough obsidian to build a new nether portal what happened to your first nether portal well it’s back at my old base that got blown up from your giant chance Cube

Prank that you don’t remember because your memory is as shitty as your career and I’m not walking all the way back there just to go to the nether ah blowing your house up with a giant chance Cube sounds like an hilariously amazing idea wish I thought of that you

Did you dumbass it’s one of the only things you actually thought of since the amount of your thoughts are as frequent as days where Michelle wakes up as a woman Jesus Christ everything has to go back to being about my goddamn wife doesn’t it you mean your husband shut

The hell up you orange clown whoa what the hell is this uh did you guys know you could craft things in your inventory like you’re using a crafting table the does that mean it means you can craft things in your inventory like you’re using a crafting table how much

More specific do you need me to get a lot more Jesus Christ oh what oh I must have ended up at Barracks nether portal since there’s random blocks here just don’t come through and do to my house I don’t want to go to your shitty house I just

Want to get Quartz and work on my own base you paranoid all right well I guess I just got to keep killing these strange creatures until I get some orange spores damn not only are these mobs the color of your face Don but they’re just and dimension you will find lots of

Creatures that look like your husband Michelle shut the up Donald and even if she was a man what is the problem with that the fact that you lie about her being womanly like bro she got a schlong the size of your mama you’re one to talk Mr two incher I

The only thing you grow is your stomach shut up Barrick oh oh why you hate the net the nether much this is annoying wait what the holy I just got three ender pearls for mining how the hell did that happen you sure you didn’t kill an Enderman thinking it was a block

Of stone okay sometimes I do get Enderman and stone mixed up but I literally saw ender pearls appear out of nowhere when I was just sitting here mining you’ll see in the footage okay then I guess I will see because my memory is actually good enough to allow

Me to remember to check back the footage check back the footage for what to see if you got ender pearls from mining stone when the did that happen gee is Christ Joe this is so annoying just get better at the game loser well at least getting better at the game is

Easier than finishing a few rounds of how to build a wall the Donald Trump simulator but if getting better at Minecraft required building walls I’m sure you’d be a pro by now but I guess even your digital Creations have a habit of collapsing faster then your business ventures don’t worry though I’ll keep

Practicing and maybe one day I’ll manage to navigate this pixelated world without tripping over my own eloquence okay I didn’t need to hear that extremely long and boring ass speech nerd I’m sorry sometimes when I hear sleepy Joe miserably try to give a public speech I get inspired to do one because I’m

Actually able to speak shut the up Barrick all right this riftblade better get rid of this strange black stuff God damn it it’s not working just like your brain shut up buttface what the hell is this oh what’s happening huh okay this Rift blade can send me to

The dimensional door Dimension that’s kind of cool I guess but I want to get rid of that black eating up my base Joe you do have two feeble old hands and an internet connection try doing research on the Dimensional Doors mod I’m not good at doing research I get

Confused easily yeah we know Joe oh nice there’s just random blocks of quartz sitting here this is wow Barrick you really suck balls today he sucks balls every day because he has Michelle shut the up you speaking of I guess we can’t really call Michelle that since she’s just a male

Dog and not female Joe do I have to come over there and throw some hands you’re going to come over here that sounds pretty gay not gonna lie Jesus Christ can we add someone else to the server sometime I’m getting real tired of having the most unintelligent conversations between an arrogant orange

And a mumbling immature buffoon I thought Don was the immature mumbling buffoon no Joe you are you took that spot a long time ago well Barrick the server can only have three people on at a time good then we can kick you and Joe off the server and invite two other

Presidents or about this Barrack I switched to the backup of the server to before you fixed up your house when Joe’s Giant chance Cube generated a village on top of you base okay then never mind oh a rift remover I just need a few gold to craft one that better

Be the thing that gets rid of this black well if the black thing is a rift and you’re trying to remove it then using context clues would theoretically suggest it would get rid of it okay smart alec I’m going to be in inside your mama’s Rift tonight and the only

Rift remover you can get is some nice chocolate chocolate chip ice cream to get me away first you’re not going to be with my mom tonight you and second I’m not helping you with your stupid ass ice cream Cravings fine damn that’s all I got from one

Hour of mining quartz is a lousy amount of 34. I’m just gonna have to go back home and use white concrete instead why don’t you use marble because your obsession with using nothing but marble and Birch planks in this mod pack has made me hate marble just like your

Obsession with electric vehicles has only made me like gas powered vehicles and your obsession with ice cream makes me further want anything but ice cream does that mean if I want you to be orange you’ll decide to finally stop dunking your face in gallons of orange paint every morning

Oh there’s Barrack’s mother shut up holy crap there’s so much iron up here bro what there’s more iron here than the amount of Joe’s IQ points though then again I could say the same thing even if there was just one block of iron ore maybe I’m not as smart as

You but at least I actually got all you got is ball sack on an ugly Monster yeah That’s straight up facts Michelle is one scary monster oh my God I could literally have a more intelligent conversation with a 2007 Toyota Corolla then you stupid I mean at least the Corolla

Comes with an owner’s manual that’s easier to comprehend than your economic plans but hey keep aiming for those high level conversations with inanimate objects you might just find some common ground like how the exhaust system is very comparable to the discretion of waste that comes out of your mouth isn’t

That insult more suitable as an insult towards Joe the that comes out of his mouth is similar to the that comes out of his ass after eating so much damn ice cream shut the hell up Eric all right first thing I’m going to do is put a nice quartz staircase here

you stupid Goblin I’m trying to build a goddamn pool damn that sounded like Joe’s mother the other night shut it you oversized pumpkin I wonder what a printer does it probably print things I know dumbass I’m just wondering what the functionality of a printer in Minecraft is Huh okay I’m going to have to do research on this thing sometime oh let’s try this brick design from the Chisel mod that is some god-tier bricks oh good I finally found some damn gold now I can make that Rift remover whoa what the is that thing a deep dark

Portal all it cost is some Cobblestone I guess I’ll go check out what this thing does speaking of the deep dark there last night and boy was your mom great shut the up nerd hey why the hell is there a hobo here get the out of

My house oh there’s a ghost in here too what the is going on Barrick tell your mother to stop bothering me I’m trying to build a pool how about you stop bothering me I’m trying to play modded Minecraft here all right this better work you can only use this item on a rift’s

Core the does that mean oh there we go it said it’s supposed to close soon but now I just see even more particles here maybe just stop being an impatient but it’s taken forever to close okay now I just got to build this nice concrete wall between the pool area and my

Soon-to-be bedroom you and your walls done you try having a room without walls and see how you like it after I was done banging your mama last night there were barely any walls left standing oh oh for sake Joe all right let’s see what this deep dark portal does oh something’s happening now

What the is this place huh it’s just a bunch of Stone oh Jesus Christ what’s damaging me I gotta make it back to the portal before I die this is I’m getting the hell out of this place oh Jesus what the holy there’s a mutant skeleton down here

Oh we’re levitating okay this is cursed die you I wonder if I can bring slipper into the Liliana Dimension and blow up those weird with my rocket so I can collect the spores for the boss thing God damn it I hate this game shut the up oh this is getting so

Annoying come on get in there you stupid giraffe let’s go what the hell where the is slipper I don’t see him anywhere then maybe you need glasses nerd shut the up Donald I can’t believe this I just lost my giraffe by putting him through the goddamn

Portal maybe he died from seeing so much orange that looks like Don Shut up butt munch uh let’s go I finally killed the oh I can collect that bitch’s bones well you can make a modern TV in this mod pack I gotta craft that you know I’m kind of glad Joe pulled in

Obama and blew up my old base because this one is the best base in Minecraft history yeah well no one cares anyways I’m starting to not like this diagonal wall I put here so I’m just going to make it go straight across to the other section of the house if no

One cares about my base being the best base why would anyone care about that Joe I don’t know all right now what does this TV do maybe I just type in what I want to see oh this is recorded oh that was just a joke now this room in my

House is so big I don’t know what to put in it well maybe just maybe your wife could fit in it shut the up anyways I’m getting pretty tired so I’m gonna head out God damn it Joe I didn’t even get to finish my pool well

It’s not like you can ever jump in a pool without all the water splashing out of it in real life shut up dick face Thank you foreign