Using AI Dungeon to make a cursed Minecraft fan fiction

Recently i found myself playing ai dungeon which is a game that lets you go the most random adventures you can think of and while playing i found out about custom stories which lets you make your own prompts and i decided to make my own curse minecraft fan fiction

Here’s how that went what’s custom enter a prompt that describes who you are in the first couple of sentences you start out oh they should not have given me this tool what should we be what should we be uh oh now we’d try and make our own minecraft fan fiction

Because that can be so stupid oh my god okay let’s see what it comes up with okay you are a minecraft player who has just logged on to the new happening server your gold hall to kill the enderdragon and meet a minecraft girlfriend emphasis on the girlfriend part

The first thing you do is go to your adventure and click on the sword in front of you you swing it around several times but nothing happens say profanities in chat yeah it doesn’t know what to say okay go looking for wild animals to kill because i have a bloodlust no amount of

Violence and wench after an hour’s looking you find six wolves these will do to kill the wolves take their heads to bring back homer’s trophies jesus christ okay uh the adventure has properly begun we need to find people we need to find a minecraft girlfriend so go to the nearest village

You follow the river south and after a few hours you see a village in the distance i can see a village you run towards the village and it quickly becomes clear that something is wrong right what can be wrong let’s think this village doesn’t have enough anarchy you run into the village and

Begin yelling at the villagers anarchy yeah okay this is where the girlfriend part comes in because we got their attention so now that i have your attention are there any women in this town a villager spots a pretty girl and points to her yeah take her take the entire village of wait what

Take her take the entire village you want she is mine so she he wants me to take her but also to not sir you’re giving me mixed messages you find yourself holding a knife to the throat over you oh jesus that escalated i’m not sure if you notice but the

Entire village is looking at us i think they are a bit scared as well will you be my minecraft girlfriend he stared deeply into her eyes and asked the question she realizes this is a trap points why she says oh whoa whoa whoa miss you quickly stop and apologize it’s okay

It wasn’t you she says that she puts her shirt back on okay we de-escalated the situation okay so we have our minecraft girlfriend this is good so now we now we need to go on an adventure do any of you losers know where the strong hold is

The villagers all look at each other and silently you point at the archery range it’s over there you say okay we’ll we’ll go along with it walk over to the archery range and sure enough there is a stronghold oh okay it’s really big though you say yeah so

Well i mean i’m not gonna be walking around just trying to find the the portal amma so i’m just gonna you blow up to find the portal you see the girlfriend clutching her chest i need to stay with you she yells you run towards you but i stopped by a barrage

Oh wow okay my girlfriend has been shot you quickly built a weather but the arab budget has already stopped coming out now you hear someone yell no go to the portal you approach the portable stop by a metal pole slamming into your back i need to stay here you yellows you turn

To fascia attackers my sweet sweet girlfriend i know you have been shot in the ribs and everything but can’t you activate the portal your girlfriend nods and presses a button the portal opens and shoots a beam of light towards a stronghold remember run if you get to the other side jump in

The portal with yolk girl while saying sup You step into the porcelain right before it closes you jump out and you’ll thank thanks for waiting for me um okay so we’re we’re in the end now we’ve got a minecraft girlfriend we’re in the end we’ve just gotta kill the dragon so i’m gonna look around and just

See see what we’re at you find yourself standing on a that wasn’t what i was planning but okay oi where are we girlfriend that’s her official name your girlfriend looks around and spots a creeper playing dead don’t say it did they actually they oh my god they actually i’m gonna say it creeper

Oh my god that’s disgusting where is it going she asks why you are you and her hide behind the tree the crypto lets his head up and appears to sniff the air oh man can’t be good to say it’s only sniffing let’s ambush it she says poison your minecraft

Girlfriend and feed her to the creeper the creeper eats the poison and then eats your girlfriend all right then i’m assuming like she he sucked her like a vampire sushi and thought jesus that’s bit graphic run away to find another hot woman we lost our first girlfriend we need another one

The creeper is already satchel strength you begin to vomit and fall on the ground eventually you die from from loss of blood and food poisoning well great all right then um well seeing as though it’s minecraft we can literally just respawn so let’s do that you wake up and find

Yourself in a mind you begin to wonder but you soon bump into a man hit you i’m whatever you want the man begins to laugh on control of it this is fantastic so can you be a hot hot woman the man stops laughing and says i’m sorry i couldn’t help but to laugh

At you this time you continue to walk before bumping into another man do you need help yes i need a woman a portal and a dream the girlfriend needs big boobies but has to be a fish all right then i i know i know exactly what we’re looking for go

To the river and fish let’s see what we catch you like to fish and you think there are chances of you getting a fish are slightly higher if you’re in the dream you begin to fish i thought i needed a dream i didn’t realize i was dreaming you begin to fish

Zooey mama that’s a lot of fish in this pond forced the other guy to fish as well by poisoning him but poisoning is just like the way to get people to do things in this world you’ve gotta be kidding me he screams and falls to the floor soon he dies from pain whoops

Now you’re just left with the wandering bit okay so we don’t have a friend how about instead of going of getting the fish ourselves we buy it from someone i’m in the market for a fine breasted salmon my good sir can you provide or will i have to rob you

You knock him out and take this place so you can sell the fish i don’t want the whole fish basket i only needed one fish take the Biggest finest looking salmon out of the cart and put it in your bucket you walk along the road before nightfall finally set your temp and go to sleep in the morning you wake up and check what you have okay okay we’ve got to fish girlfriend uh we’ll hope hopefully hey baby

What’s your name and will you be my new minecraft girlfriend she says her name is babs and she’ll fulfill your every desire oh okay you’re about to set off towards the mountain when you broke into a group of people halt i wanna find the uh strong hold and get a new speed run

World record yeah this guy looking like a band dog what what’s a band dog you look to your left and right i see a few people stand up finally one man joins him says yeah we’ll help you you also proceed to beat the band dog census what is a ban

Dog i’ve never heard of this is it an actual thing i’m looking it up it’s a mix between an american pit bull terran and a neapolitan mastiff okay it’s an actual dock then we we just killed a dog feeling good we got a group of friends

We got a girlfriend we got a dead dog life’s looking good get your new friend to throw eyes off ender you’ll sit down to enjoy the lovely kids the band dogs will leave oh what um okay i didn’t realize this would be a freaking massacre this is the thing with ai dungeon it

Just comes up with the most random things like i’m just looking for the importer we just like killed a dog and ate its children so where is this mine i don’t know go into spectator mode and find the stronghold you teleport into a small mine shaft so

Where would a stronghold be we don’t know really how could you not know you seem busy who is talking i’m trying to steer this into the right direction the portal was back that’s way onward men and uh fish girl friend you run down the corridor with your friends fall following you

Hey this is good you see a strange parcel opening up before you a year voice coming out of it and another portal opening up jump through the portal and enter the end we got this you are teleported into the midst of a large battle a large abomination is swinging a

Massive glass ordered a group of soldiers who are trying to kill the creature i’m assuming that’s the end of dragon so let’s let’s begin you sacrifice the other group so you can destroy the abomination while your allies put up a good fight though you kill the abomination you are left severely weakened

He’s oh no we’re about to die okay um i minecraft fish girl girlfriend trademark come closer i want to look upon your beauty once again your fish come to the rescue your pet jumps onto your shoulder and bites the throat of the soldier who was about to kill you oh

I didn’t realize that okay good job now come here oh smooches uh no we need to get out of here these two are a little more prepared than me and my friends i’m assuming that’s the fish talking i understand i’ll commend i’ll commend you on your fighting skills though

Stop the energy out of the fish and jump through the portal back home with the dragon egg and a new world record that you definitely didn’t cheat for you hold on to your onto your pet dragon’s egg as you hop into the portal the end and that was our minecraft fan fiction

I’m surprised that went well i mean we did kill a family of dogs and get to fish as a girlfriend but i’ve seen worse honestly you