Using Illegal Artifacts To Become A Millionaire In Minecraft

Making a million dollars in minecraft is not as easy as it looks Yeah i know we’re upgrading from rat poison to radioactive waste oh god oh god you’re a maniac you’re a maniac in order to make our lives easier we decided to add in mythical trinkets to minecraft these will help us on our looting adventures as we try to make 1

Million emc by the end of this video as a race against the clock and each other not for real you can’t trust anyone alright well we all know the drill make sure you get a million dollars to win and if you get any money you can also go

To tony hawk over here and buy some cool little baubles did you guys not tear off i already went oh okay i’m leaving it also i’m gonna give you guys a hint just because i did a little looking before we started the lucky horseshoe makes it so

You negate all fall damage and you’ll be able to jump from the top of the towers i would highly suggest getting one of those as soon as you possibly can um highly recommend not doing that that’s a stupid idea oh okay sorry i lied to you

All i’m a fraud i’m a frog as well okay oh guys i’ve already got a ten thousand frog i didn’t say it why would i ever say that said that’s terrible i literally would never say that in my life uh oh my god the night vision command

The night vision command you gotta run the night oh my god how do you how uh barbarians oh yeah they were legendary too how funny would it be if i got a million emc from this first tower that’d be stupid how would you eat how yeah how is that even possible steve

What if every chest had the hundred thousand dollar pants in it and then i got a million dollars wait wait what hundred thousand dollars well there you go there we go gold boots see now now steve’s gonna win and it’s gonna be suss the entire time yeah i

Know i steve you win this no one will believe you you can show me the footage and i’ll say it’s doctored yeah okay i’m actually getting just doctored to be fair i made off really well with this first one i might be able to buy a bunch

Of bobbles like right off the bat so that’d be pretty cool i’m gonna be able to all right i am sleeping in the game i’m leaping off the tower of liberty i apparently had enough hp that i could survive the fall from the tower of leapitude so that’s good um all right

Let’s sell all this what am i left with how much money okay whoa okay got my stuff this was the luckiest tower i think i’ve ever had all right it’s fine it’s fine like how lucky are we talking how much gold would you get

Um i will let you know in one second um let’s see here guys lethal damage destroys empty heart containers instead i don’t need that gives plus two damage a wrath pendant oh that’s pretty cool already at 119 000. what okay okay steve’s definitely i just got a diamond hammer oh

That’s 40 000 right there also guys remember you might want to get some bobbles like i have the lucky horseshoe to negate fall damage but you might want to go in to keep you alive because there’s no keep inventory so if you die in the game you die for real is pretty

Much how that works um okay let’s see ghost zombie no broken heart lethal damage destroys empty heart i mean that is i might want that one i really might want that one now it’s a tough one back off hand it over uh like i will grants immunity to slowness and plus

Seven move speed okay that’s kind of cool the oh the magic mirror teleport shooter’s spawn point yeah the the game glitched and all right all right i’ll give it back i’ll get i’ll give it back complaining the complainerson i also got my heart container bobble so let me put

This on nice and thanks for the idea steve about the mirror yeah it’s gonna be super useful i just watched someone jump out of a towel it did well i no longer take fall damage you’re gonna be seeing a lot of that coming from me but this room since there’s no keep inventory

Yeah instead just took a lot of fall damage ariel to bite his ankle what i meant oh my steve you broke the golden rule i love it is this is this happening are we just about to get super toxic in here that’s happening super duper okay okay no offense but we always super

Toxic in here oh captain somehow got more toxic you better yeah i know we’re upgrading from rat poison to radioactive waste oh my gosh Stead’s dead stead bobby boy i have nothing now i literally took everything from well now that we know that steve’s going to be doing this jazz uh we need to go ahead and uh get more magic mirrors to teleport away i’ll help you out bud oh instead yeah you can get

Yourself more iron armor out of know steve being a butt all right all right oh that’s a lot of extra strength i just got you guys want to stay away from me you don’t want this oh and a ring that gives me strength four dude my baubles are incredible watch yourself at spawn

Steve you better are you camping spawn you sicko i’m not camping spawn you totally are the kind of guy who can’t spawn what’s the button to add skills on and skills that kills pee yeah sweet but i did find one of those really cool nether

Right uh uh towers oh oh i’ve never seen them wait what’s inside good loot a lot of loot they’re they’re huge they’re massive like humongoid yeah oh my gosh i’m gonna be so scared every time i go to teleport to spawn i’m just gonna think that steve’s waiting there

Menacingly well can you be killed while standing in spawn or do you have to step off to be viable i think hmm what do you guys want to play i i say if you’re in the circle you’re safe but as soon as you leave the circle of fortitude oh i totally killed a

Circle oh okay okay fine going forward going forward all right if you zoom on the outside i got a diamond helmet by the way that’s worth a ton okay extra gold i like that um i like that you guys just let me make up rules

As i go along thanks guys i mean what are we gonna do to stop you though yeah we can’t do anything to stop you the only person that can stop you is blade or i mean jerome could totally lay down the law but he’s not gonna that yeah lag in there

I’m glad even you realize that cause i was just like yeah yeah i get what you’re saying i’m picking up what you’re throwing down oh i see that netherride tower steve that is cool bro come over here and you’re dead is that a challenge do you want some of this you

Want the smoke you want the smoke i’m coming right no chest at the top of this uh probably because i stole it all i actually have no idea what tower requirements that i just like to cause trouble it’s fine it’s fine i’m not gonna go quickly looting as much as i can before

Jerome gets here you know what i strategy i noticed last time we played this what’s that the farther you go out the better the mob drops become too oh really so if you go farther out you can totally get like diamond pants and like stuff Good to know very good to know steve i can’t find the entrance to this nether fortress so i don’t know if this is the one you’re at or not but if it is you’re dying okay i genuinely can’t find this like i just got two clubs from killing a

Barbarian the farther out you go the better you get though what is you you said something to negate death right or something like that um i have the heart bobble and the heart bobble lethal damage destroys empty heart containers instead so i’m pretty certain that means that i don’t die

Yeah i’m pretty certain that that’s exactly yeah but up to five hearts right because it’s a five-heart container probably yeah so someone can still over kill you steve did you loot this whole thing i’m out of there you’re a jerk-a-roni sandwich yeah i just wanted to let you uh you know

Try to figure this out waste your time you know what i’m saying garbage weapons there oh a village and it’s on fire wow instead how’s it going buddy we’re in the circle we’re safe um here’s this for your troubles i’m really i dare you hey guys

I got a piece of garbage amulet with any of your names oh i nearly died from fall damage right there i was left with one heart all right cap i just got two things of loot here i need you to decide all right now for the point of this example it’s

Steven’s birthday i need to get him a gift i have the piece of garbage amulet or the basic necklace should i slam down the neck let’s go you’re basic or give him the piece of garbage now i like that one more i feel like your friendship i feel like your friendship can recover

More from your basic than your garbage i don’t know i don’t know about that i i don’t know if on my birthday you showed up and gave me a garbage amulet i’d be like we’re not friends anymore but i feel like it depends how you say i feel like if

You’re like he’s a piece of trash necklace versus like you’re genuinely a piece of trash here you go i feel i feel like it’s a big deal oh my gosh the diamond dagger that is the best weapon i look at that it does more damage than my iron sword

Does how is it even possible it’s a dagger it’s a dagger it’s made out of diamonds so think about that yeah the diamonds are [ __ ] rooney time to teleport home oh magic mirror oh wow it’s like an infinite use one too yeah super useful wow tony hawk save no

Expenses thank you tony giving us your best oh you guys so lost already yeah do you have 900 000. no no no way what it’s not kosher you’re flying no no way 12 minutes yeah i have 200 000. i was just saying i’m sorry i’m sorry

I’ve let you all down i just wanted the attention okay i’m sorry all right that said negates fall damage i think took fall damage i feel like i feel like that’ll have an interesting answer to this question instead what’s the most embarrassing thing you did for attention from your crush in high school

Um honestly i wasn’t like that so i i don’t have what you never had a crush i i never like you know i never like would go out of my way to impress someone i dressed up as a mcdonald’s french fry like just one french fry or a cardboard the little

Container thing that’s in okay okay just one french fry could be a little bit awkward like because i’m just saying how do they know you’re a french fry no like their their little sibling had like a uh after-school fundraiser thing whatever they needed somebody to dress up and like

Just hand out balloons or whatever and their thing was apparently to be a french fry from mcdonald’s okay like hey i’ll do it you i forgot who i was talking to it was one of my friends it might even be someone in this i might have been steve i don’t know but someone

Was telling me one time when they were younger where they they would it wasn’t like they did this on purpose they just weren’t paying attention which you should never do during science lab experiments and they just like leaned up like i guess this wasn’t impressive they’re just like sitting on the table

You know kind of like leaning back acting all cool and the bunsen burner was on behind them and they lit they lit their pants on fire luckily they were not hurt was not me okay luckily they were not hurt but i’m not making this up like a really good friend of mine i

Can’t remember who it was but that is a true story so be safe don’t mess with bunsen burners i remember one time not to oppress a person but to impress an entire group of people a live stream one time i decided to show everyone that i could do a

Handstand on a skateboard also don’t you and um i ended up ripping my pants doing the handstand on live stream in front of thousands it was funny it was terrible my favorite stories it was funny yeah well i have never done a handstand on a skateboard ever

Again that’s probably a good thing i don’t believe that you can do it do it right now steve i’m not even i’m not falling for it steve i’m an adult now i’m an adult now i’m not falling for it i just i don’t believe it jerome yeah

Remember that story i told you about the joke i told in church oh gosh um how do you set your stat points again p aggressive pp aggressive i don’t want to be aggressive i mean so you’re going stealth mode then yeah that’s the only way to go isn’t it i

Can’t tell uh do some of you guys absolutely like do some of you guys like half a loot and leave like no never mind okay this is crazy wait there’s a legendary chess play seven point two and it’s an iron oh bro i’m not taking any damage anymore

If i see steve he’s going down oh yeah it’s a likely story i feel bad for you steve i really do i better not catch you at spawn you’re gonna get clapped i can’t in fact you know what steve you want a wager 10 diamonds each me that

Spawn in a minute okay you know what yeah i’m fine with that okay all right i want to finish my tower that i’m in because that’s only fair okay okay oh steve’s going way down what uh what what a character that guy is what is your character yeah we should

Hammer your character doris if i’m almost done with my tower here as well and then i’ll be able to cross him like you know whenever you’re done with yours i’m obviously just running come on tap i’m just running out of the abyss oh that’s a big golem yeah 10 dime is

Not cheap that’s that’s about 80 000 emc yeah oh i got the basic cap my other gift to give to steve oh so now i’m basic yeah i thought you already were all right i’m coming home steve i’m using my magic mirror i can’t really put all this

Away and i’m like really close to the top of this tower dude if you get this killing me you’ll be lucky because my chest plate is also really good you’re gonna get a lot of money from this oh so is it 80 000 and whatever our armor is and what not

It’s up to you if you don’t want to bring good armor you’re just gonna lose your eight diamonds or ten diamonds was it ten diamonds you’re literally just gonna lose your ten diamonds so it’s entirely up to you i’m bringing my best gear i came to play steve i came to win

Um oh i almost ran slash kill before that would have been an auto win that would have been really sad all right whenever you’re ready steve we just do it here at mid then we have an arrangement oh captain’s out of bounds cap he’s out of bounds

Okay he’s too fast did you put stuff into agility no my armor just randomly gave it to me oh nice cool yeah all right steve steven yeah i need i’m i’m chucking all my stuff into the uh emc table that i don’t want or that i don’t want to lose oh

That’s a nice diamond knife 10 diamonds 10 whole diamonds man that still puts me down at five hundred thousand emc um i want nobody is to pick up this mirror we don’t have chests all right you ready nope you’re wasting so i could have gotten ten diamonds okay three two one go

Making me wait so long i could have gotten ten diamonds oh god oh god you’re a maniac you’re a maniac where did you where did you were you a mole person steve where did you go yeah i i fell under the map do you want to come back up here

No because you’re just going to hit me how did you hit through my [ __ ] three times give me this dog created by a lightning bolt steve you have me at one heart oh no cap is here to try clean up blue i tried he couldn’t

Oh my god that was so close good thing i didn’t show up there cap you terrified me steve no did you just give me a diamond sword again steve yeah good i’m getting out of the pic did you you know what magic mirror huh safety

Foul on the play that’s what you all do there’s no foul you all deserve that all i’m not giving back any of this stuff i got magic mirrors now i’ve got three magic mirrors glad i didn’t show up nah you want to give me some too instead no

How much emc you got bud yeah uh 600 000 now lead steve you had me at one hp by the way at one point and then when you fell in that pit i had enough time to regen all my health that is such a shame yep you had me dead to rights

Camp you terrified me by the way yeah i was trying i didn’t have any good gear on me though it is a far waddle to get to these towers now kind of looted all the basic ones the waddle the long waddle oh this one i know no one went to because the

Entryway is up in the air and no one built a little staircase to it so i’m going in the right direction away from it hey steve remember the time when we battled at mid for all those diamonds and that one that was cool and you won due to technicality because i fell into

A hole a tactic you need to watch where you walk what does that even mean a technicality locality yeah technically you sucked at walking so jerome won yeah exactly i’m with cap on this one technicality go ladder check and then you tried coming in with a diamond sword after all that

Steve that was also technicality that that was my fight-or-flight uh instincts kicking in i thought you didn’t have that i thought it was just fight always fighty buddy i thought that’s what it was yeah sorry i mispronounced that it was fight or fight you’re right yeah he’s got a lisp guys

Don’t be mean wait what was that thing called is that called the zappy hammer that is the zappy hammer it doesn’t do enough damage though this i don’t think i’m gonna get a better weapon than this diamond diamond uh dagger and by the way i just got a four

Chest thingy up here at the top oh my god have anything in it um one thing had a diamond helmet and then the rest was kind of bad but i’ll take the diamond helmet that’s 40 000 emc that’s no joke yeah that is no joke see like i just got

A gold sword from one of these barbarians in this level two tower nice dude ooh diamond helmet huge the plate of power guys the plate of power it it’s slightly worse than mine but it’s a very good alternative for when that breaks i keep finding legendary iron chest plates

That give you more protection than diamond and custom enchants i had a legendary chess piece on as well oh is that one of the ones that i sold to the uh emc tape probably yep yep yep yep more than likely hmm steve hmm it’s unfortunate i forgot that i lost my um

Does anyone know what sinful does not a clue but i did just add a little agility to myself so now oh man you there’s a noticeable difference with even a couple levels added to agility y’all because i was throwing it all in strength but i kept one hitting

Everything and i’m like this is kind of pointless at some point yep i i dumped all my points into uh strength because that fight that’s what i was doing you have right now during the fight weirdly i had more than i have now i have 45

Backs but during the fight i had 71. during the fight i had 92. so you permanently lowered my is that what it meant by the heart canister thing the bobble i had did you permanently lower my hearts i don’t know because i didn’t have that

But yet i’m also down on i don’t know then i uh i’ve seen better days all right i need to make room so i just one of you might get lucky at the top of one of these towers guys you’ll find oh my gosh that is another plate of power but at

The top of these towers you’ll find all your bobbles that you uh donated because i’m playing a whole different game i found a village nice i might be the one i’ve already been to is it on fire acacia wood nope no no i didn’t find that one

Oh what what dagger are you using jerome uh the dagger of dagger etude the dagger if i wanna tune one million twelve thousand i didn’t think i had that much what gg fellas see how close i am steve i think what happened was uh you know had

A little duel remember that another duel remember the duel remember the rules 80 000 did not make that much of a difference i mean consider only 12 000 it did remember that yeah but who was who was the next closest because i was at 6 18 which isn’t even remotely cool

No what makes it worse steve it wasn’t even the duel it was the fact that you came to me for round two with that diamond sword that’s sixteen thousand oh That is painful gg