VanossGaming – Minecraft Funny Moments – Building the Tallest Treehouse Ever!!

Hey what up how you doing man what’s up dawg another day in minecraft did you guys repair your houses we did we fixed them wildcat had to do that five times everything’s fine now everything’s peaceful and well it’s normal what was that hello my babies where’d that come from heaven evan

I think someone has brought you a present who goes there hello i am delirious i can’t see there’s too many polar bears i come far and wide what the [ __ ] is going on why are you surrounded by polar bears listen i have come from i am i am a polar bear

Salesman are you from canada i could see you play hockey and you’re friends with polar bears yeah you must be canadian would you like to buy a canadian sure these are canadians what’s the price yeah these are canadians uh canadians yeah comedians yes listen oh my god they’re out of control

They’re out of control we have to burn them oh my god welcome to minecraft what up delirious how’s it going i’m hero minecraft why are you facing the other direction we’re facing the wrong way there you go i apologize i apologize stop face me he’s in third person what are you doing

This is my sword where’s my sword wait wait a minute hilarious wait are you looking at me right now delirious hey yes wait what your sword is backwards what’s up dude wait a minute what’s up dudes delirious what are you doing wait do you not notice no i didn’t what happened to somebody

He’s an abomination he must leave guys help me okay so could you fix your damn pie i i uploaded my skin backwards so i apologize did you really [Laughter] so i have intel i’ve heard that you snuck onto this island and you started building something is that correct

Yes well i i built a base of operations so i could so i could build a massive minecraft dick minecraft dick all right we must we must go to check out this minecraft dick no no i didn’t build it oh you didn’t build it you didn’t build it yet no i didn’t

Build it i was in the process of building it and then the others found out my base and they they trolled the hell out of me they they use all my wool let me see let me see your house this is mount delirious of course it is of course it is what’s

Going on you just came here and you have a mountain look oh a beautiful one listen you can you can sleep anywhere you can just lay anywhere on the floor are you serious anywhere you want just lay down yeah look at that it’s so comfortable this is really

Clever yes this was all my idea i made a house out of beds and uh to get the beds i uh made this contraption as you can see here let me turn on the lever this looks extremely illegal uh ignore these signs ignore these signs you’ve contacted peter you will be

Arrested this is this is like wallace and grumman you remember that okay okay we’re ignoring you you’ve seen that show have you seen wallace and gromit classic as you can see this is this is a sheep barber shop i i have started a barber shop it’s a nice nice cover-up nice cover Listen sheep’s gotta get you know their hair did every once in a while don’t get their hair did as you can see they they go uh they go in this fancy or rejuvenating water uh water oh my all showers way around they eat a piece of grass and they get their their wool

Back and then they get it all over again it’s like it just keeps going you need so much water so i can build the most massive minecraft penis you have ever seen in your life yes that’s why you’re doing this dick no i was gonna i was gonna die

Though i don’t know i wanna i wanna show you my main attraction to my house oh yes look at the name so look at the names that give in my babies llama lamborghini so clever what is this one lamborghini mama what car is that based off of she’s just

She was the wife so yeah i had to give her a girl name julius can i show you my house yes you could show me your house it’s very modest so far i told you my house wasn’t really i like it i like it the tree house your house right here

No see okay so that is for zero’s house wow that’s right that’s right ain’t no bird he’s not a bird classic white male just taking up all the opportunities in this minecraft world huh just taking all the just taking all the jobs away from the minorities some [ __ ]

Oh hell’s a homer listen up listen up i checked homer simpson’s [ __ ] and i uh he does not have colon cancer come down here you piece of [ __ ] nice great news there you go dude he’s a doctor have some respect okay the man’s [ __ ] to check his colon all

Right look look look look look at this look at this see this wait a minute is this the beating traces humble beginnings humble beginnings delirious oh wow you have nothing in your inner chest well it’s because it’s your inner chest because when you look and you see

Only the stuff that you have no you said what do you think you said it was my ownership i didn’t what are you talking about what are you talking about wow wow i’m sorry outside you said it was mine so the plan is i want to make

An amazing tree house like a jungle like tree house okay we’re gonna because nogla found some some jungle sapling or whatever i did i did i did this is how we’re going to build your house this is how we do it get ready get ready step back i suggest you step back

All right okay what’s gonna happen what the hell oh wow that is amazing as a bird i approve oh you could get under it you can climb you got vines you can plant yeah exactly man we got it it’s keeping it safe from the rain water

Too all you gotta do is put four down and then bam give it some cocaine probably where that where that is so we’ll be right next to scotty’s all right listen we’re gonna we’re gonna make a big ass jungle and in the middle of that jungle

We’re gonna make a big ass tree a tree that goes all the way to the sky we’re going to do that by planting a tree on a tree on another tree on a tree on a tree there’s going to be more than tree trees there’s going to be like turtle tree trees

You know how high the sky is look at this oh god You got a good one this is this is dangerous work this is really dangerous we don’t have insurance for this you’re not even paying us we talking about man we’re not getting paid he’s not paying i’m paying you in exposure exposure just like all the rest of the

Youtube channels up there i’m paying you in exposure oh look at this look at this view yeah four dart four dart voice wait jungle sapling oh no this is too crazy here we go boys all right you ready yeah oh i’m ready to go i brought kadabra i broke a jabber room

Oh my god it is snowing this is beautiful it’s beautiful this is [ __ ] awesome this is actually unreal and us everything everything that the light touches will be yours one day oh yeah delirious are you pregnant i i’m not pregnant why are you oh my goodness what about the sun

We’re in space guys guys guys little earth is flat we knew it we knew i knew it we knew it wow we don’t even look like we’re on the map anymore guys guys we can’t build any more higher like two too much higher but we might still build trees very serious

Oh kazam i put a lot of cocaine turkey tree oh it’s not working it’s not working it’s not working i’ve given them so much cocaine what we are we finally we finally made it to the top of your treehouse but you’re going to need some company you need some company

In your home yes you you need friends so let’s let’s create you some canadians oh i don’t know where this is going god damn there we go there we go and then there we go canadian look how happy he’s so happy here i’m going to give him a friend

You know one canadian should never be alone Wow wow delirious i’m so happy i’m so happy you gave me friends they they look happy look they’re smiling they oh no it’s gonna change oh my god covering up inner pain all right okay boys spent all night doing this all night as you can tell it’s there he

Did it this tree looks crazy absolutely crazy like a 4-0 over there look at that look at that look at that bitch-ass tree house over there oh yeah he’s he’s he’s jealous he’s jealous he was looking all really it’s okay four zero we’ll make you a

Room we’ll make a room in the new treehouse all right boys we did it we got it finished it and this is the test damn look at that so this is the main way we’re gonna come up okay we’re gonna test it going down and up but

Usually going down we could just either jump into the pool or we could take a boat i’m all about that are you guys ready i’m ready look at me got her cookie you got her cookie yeah i got the cookie we’re go with their person

This is still going to take a long time to get back up but it’s better than scaffolding i’m gonna have to do this every time i order food to my house yeah we’re gonna connect the tree houses yeah oh yeah i’m gonna get my revenge really yeah really 4-0 huh you did it

You coming to my turf this this is my turf this is my listen i’m a bird okay so this neighborhood is mine okay all of these trees mine you want me to you want me to let me fly down there yeah okay could you break that thing too i

Need a little more space got you there you go we’re gonna be lots of space that’s right you’re not a bird you ain’t no bird trust you it did trust you evan all right fine all right fine here we could go down together we could fly as birds

Okay okay get in here get in here get in there oh i didn’t know two people could get it yeah you got it love birds Oh [ __ ] i don’t want to get your stuff oh come on panda what do you what do you think panda you want to go on the mine cart yeah take me there there you go is that for me no no almost there That was a really fun ride all right here we go take two guys go forward you gotta go forward you gotta go forward for multiple oh it’s pushing me back down going back down because he’s so loud oh i’m going back down [ __ ] i haven’t got through the [ __ ] hilarious i just

To fix this problem we’re going to have to make the rail way longer at the top yeah that way it doesn’t bounce back there’s still your slurs yeah i’m good you make it to the top i’m doing about a half hour an hour here we go now we’re

Picking up some speed yeah yeah it’s a bit of a struggle around some corners oh we see you guys we see you yeah yeah you’re making it you did it he jumped out of the minecart oh panda was smart enough i [ __ ] you look at him look at this time i sure

Hope my friends won’t mess with me no no we’re not we’re so there’s two ways down you can you can well three ways you can take a cart down you can jump in the pool or take a boat are we ready to go fine go ahead yeah all right we’re gonna be right

Behind you guys don’t worry don’t worry land on homer’s head land now you go forward now you you know you keep going down oh hey no it looked like you flew down like you were flying yeah that’s oh hold on i’m glitched that’s the safest way back down Yeah all right thank you guys thank you thank you for going on the treehouse tour that was really fun that would be 30 diamonds each okay we’ll see you guys later go find bryan’s again I know that sounds cheap but that’s how i stayed