VR Brain Surgery Simulator

All right well i guess this is my life now i’m a professional surgeon that’s been called in to save the life for man by the name as i was saying i’m a medical professional that’s been called in to save the life of a man by the name of

Boob unfortunately for boob though i appear to be nothing more than a pair of disconnected hands in the late stages of parkinson’s disease but fortunately being a medical professional i am able to prescribe myself diazepam of which i take an entire jar prior to performing any surgery just

Look at that i’m ready for this i’m so not ready for this all right bob i just want you to know that you are in good hands but i got a feeling that today’s operation is going to go well it’s a heart transplant meaning that i

Need to remove the heart we can just listen very carefully i just can’t hear it very well just pop this on the old ear oh there we go hear that it sounds like it’s functioning pretty well i don’t know why i’m removing it but uh i don’t ask any questions i just

Remove rib cages and then pretend that my patient is bane i was born in the darkness batman now bob i’m just going to take these out momentarily i don’t think you’ll be needing them but i think we can probably use these to give you some

Some cute old dumbo ears look at you you look great that looks so awesome so we got that thing that thing and that’s the heart right there now i don’t know what this is oh and i guess i’m never gonna know oh i think bob just lost about 500 mils of

Blood it’s okay i’ll just be a little bit more careful this time hold on a sec bob there we go what in the world is this it’s a deflated party balloon look at that maybe i just got to blow it up all right i will just pop that right there

For now just hold on to that now even though i’ve removed the deflated balloon this pipe thing is kind of in the way so i’m just gonna see if i can there we go oh oh that’s grotty why is it boo bob this is this is gross bob

Now this heart i think this is the replacement right here let me just oh balls five second rule five five seconds uh so i don’t know what the difference is this one seems to be nice and fresh and that one’s bob you knew how it sounds like

It’s full of sand so yeah this one seems a little bit purple i guess that’s that’s why we’re removing it so i’m gonna oh that was easy that was the cleanest cut that i’ve ever done in my entire medical career i think make one more right here all right there

We go now for a man that has absolutely no heart bob appears to be doing pretty well he’s only losing uh you know one mil of two mils of blood a second you’re doing pretty good mate let me just whack this out of the field oh Oh and it was going so hold on bob died because i started beating up his i better replace this heart before oh before he dies again there we go look at that [Applause] it’s a celebration bob i’ve got good news for you the operation went well you

Got a new heart albeit you know not attached very well but you got yourself a new heart you’re missing a few other things but i’m pretty sure it’s got an eye in it you don’t need any of them so that should be that should be fine right

So bob got his new heart now it’s time to give bob a new pair of kidneys huh it’s a miracle bob not only managed to regrow the bits and pieces that i threw out the window but he’s also grown himself some intestines good job bob now before we get started just don’t

Don’t worry about the blood all over the place it’s normal it’s totally normal also the broom blocking the door it’s totally normal it’s yeah all right so to remove the uh the upper rib cage i’m going to use my lightsaber so hold tight for a second bob i’ll try not to

Completely disintegrate your insides look at that bob it’s practically melting away your ribs are like minecraft what what are we doing i’ve completely forgotten what are we replacing oh yeah two new kidneys all right that’s fine nope oh god gosh one of them disappeared bob

All that’s left to do is detach the old kidneys who really do not look to be in particularly good shape but after this bob is going to feel like a new man bob you’re going to feel like a new man look at this a whole new world don’t you dare close your eyes

Just pop one right there and the other one right there looks fine to me i’m sure i’m sure he’ll live [Laughter] i am so under qualified for this all right bob deep oh it’s fine it’s not the first time that i’ve performed open brain surgery with nothing but a flashlight all right

There’s your brain all right we got we got the brain here at least that’s good let’s just get it out on the table so it’s ready to go look at that fresh fresh brain now the biggest problem that i foresee here today bob is that we don’t oh

I was going to say we don’t have a hammer but we do have an axe and we have a saw hammer all right all right we’re good no worries bob everything’s going to be fine it’ll be okay actually this little circular saw seems to be doing a way better job than the

Hammer or the axe ever did look at that just slicing and dicing like a ginsu knife it’s really no different to cutting a pizza all right now let’s just stop that blood loss and we are uh oh now i know now i know why we’re getting

Rid of this thing it’s it’s out of control hold on oh oh come on now this is the tricky part i’m i’m meant to oh gosh i meant to detach it but i don’t know how i’m gonna do it without oh i got it i got it yes take that brain oh

Bob it looks like you’ve got a head full of skull that’s fine it’s okay it’s all right i’ll just plop this right in there there we go look at that bob look at that and we’ll just leave that on top look at you you look awesome hold on Oops Um All right on to the itran oh yeah yep all right well this yep well bob the good news is that this time around we’ve paid the bills and we’ve got electricity so you know that’s always good just pour these out here on the tray all right

Look at that we’ve got a we’ve got a nice oh we’ve got a nice collection of different eyes see lots of variety that’s what we believe around here look at this bob you got a blue one and you’ve got you got a brown one if you

Prefer a brown eye you can also get yourself a smiley face bob can you bob can you look at me please we can get a magic 8-ball eye so we won’t be able to give you any eyes until we get rid of that wonky one first it’s definitely uh

Something wrong with that one look at that what’s up bob what are you looking at over here oh this oh look at that he’s leaning into he loves it he loves it he absolutely loves it all right now this will be over quicker than you can

Say jiminy cricket all i want you to do is just don’t look this way okay great step one go for step two hold on there we go look at that and we’re just gonna jiggle these around a bit there we go look at it oh bob’s bleeding from his head how did that

Happen look at bob stop it oh all right well i may as well get the other one out as well i’m not gonna lie bob this is absolutely just you’re a disgusting man but the good news is that surgery is actually nearly successful we just gotta

Here we go look at that look at that i’m not even losing much blood honestly taking it like a champ there we go look at that all right bob if you just have a look oh all right let me pick for you i’m gonna give you this eye wow look at that you

Look great bob and i’m gonna give you this eye bob you are looking so much better than before that suits you looks really looks really good now for my final trick uh watch me replace all of bob’s teeth all right bob so today we’re going to give you a new

Mouth full of full of teeth and i can understand why it looks like you’ve been chewing rocks fortunately i’ve brought my smaller hammer which means that i’m not going to need to knock out all of your teeth at the same time i can be a little bit more precise this time around and

I guess i’ll just start by oops oops sorry bob i knocked out a couple of good ones as well now let me just have a look over here grinders choppers and terrors all right let’s go with terrors oh That was not meant to happen it’s fine all right i’ll just stuff one in there oh he swallowed it bog that was very strange bob it was very strange indeed i’m going to just give you a little whack just oh now let’s see if this time around we

Can get oh you don’t deserve new teeth anyway now that all five of those operations were a success it seems like i get the opportunity to operate on bob inside of a moving vehicle oh yeah yeah i’m moving v moving vehicle what could possibly go wrong