VR Made Minecraft Worse

I want to be a mage i am a mage Oh what is happening what is going on ow what is darkness hello magical realm can anybody hear me hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh he’s an npc oh he was never gonna talk to me there’s a person hello person hello where you going you have a bulbous head

Can you can you understand me i am a mighty i just pulled an emerald out of your ear sir he’s hitting the chicken i’m gonna follow that man and i’m gonna bury him in in the grave of his own filth and putrid behavior i don’t know the

Button’s good how do i buttons good huh i why are they following me go away you creepy little weirdos listen i’m a mighty mage of level one fame and just because i’m level one doesn’t mean you can bully me around and oh my god stop it what is wrong with these people

Everything gives me a heart attack wow so your goal was just to open the door for me that’s nice you should get one of those automatic doors which i hate it would it stop i’m in a minecraft mmo and i don’t know what i’m doing but i’m

Here and i’m a little bit scared a little bit intimidating there’s a cow oh a very very shiny sparkle chest how am i supposed to get over there there’s nowhere to to run are you gonna help me out are you gonna help me out can i construct a bridge with your fleshy torsos

Look at you you sexy little devil with your unbuttoned shirt what does that mean to be if this is your bare skinned shirt top bit what’s that you’re a pervert oh okay that’s the thing that just happened okay this is bloody terrifying am i joining this is like horror come on big old

Shiny chest open yourself what’s in it bloody what i’ll just i’ll i guess i’ll just take that and go i’ll go out through the darkness and ah here’s a mime can he be impressed with my theatrics no he ran away what an idiot your loot is currently unidentified you can

Identify your item at the item identifier okay then merry men off to find ourselves the item identifier is that him oh there he is he’s on a purple carpet thinking he’s something special your nose looks like my friends never mind i got this big old box which looks

Considerably smaller than when it was when i had it what do i do do i drag that oh there you go so i gave him the box there and clicky yes all right then your item has been identified the magic it contains will now blossom

It gives me plus two health and plus one percent bonus something there we are now i can’t see anything if you’ve identified your item let’s head off lead the way i don’t know where i’m going though but you i i want you to stop following me yeah

They have been a help let’s look for a way across there’s got to be something we can use to get to the other side like a pogo stick why don’t we never mind oh dear i feel awful i will hit it again i’m spanking the ball get out of here little boy

Get out here little i spanked the hell out of that ball did you see it i am owning this whole world being the great mage that i am the world whatever the power rangers maybe i can knock the tree down and then the tree falls out and we run

Across the tree is that a thing that can happen oh there’s an axe on the ground okay oh bloody hell okay i have the axe i’m gonna i’m just gonna hit the tree ah that’s damn it ah okay look i’ve worked it out oh i do really good things sometimes when i’m

Using my brain i’m using my brain it’s night time though should we really be venturing into unknown lands during the night time where they’re a nasty nasty get out of me get out you don’t get to answer me without my permission well i got an axe i feel a little bit better

The thing is i’m a mage and when do i get my magic do you eat my magic i would like a chicken die fiend got it got it now i understand why that guy was hitting the chickens earlier on that makes sense what would help me is

If i turn the volume down then i wouldn’t be scared of every little noise but i’m not going to do it um everything is very loud what is this a copper mine a copper okay mining is a thing oh is it yeah we’re minecraft i should have guessed that

I’ll be honest i haven’t spent a lot of my time in minecraft mods and stuff i’ve played minecraft a lot but not like what get down off the table show some respect oh running around with you yeah big old heat is blowing in the wind and now you’re draping and sliding across

Someone’s woodworking bench that’s not the kind of wood that they desire sir oh god oh god something something’s happening again oh god they like their noises they love their noises look i’ve got a a basic wonder foolishness that seems appropriate oh yes oh yes i like my magic wand

I love it let’s go on now do we go in with adventure you may pass but be careful it’s still very dangerous i’ll be fine i’ve got a wand what could go wrong oh no there’s a dead person oh there’s another dip oh there’s another oh

There’s a lot of dead people around here i suddenly feel like this made like this whole life maybe was a mistake oh oh god he’s running at me ah do something what are you why are you not doing it like it stop it africa bugger

Oh god now you just turn up inside of me you know no boundaries you don’t know how to interact with people very well you just leave me to deal with something like that like it was at a test was it is it a test give me another test should i

Sh no no that kind of test are you hungry are you hungry i found an apple i there were apples on trees huh oh my hair vibrated the happy fingers oh i got blocked in can i move hello take the one in the front we’ll get the two in the back okay

I got it and take that you you bony but it’s gonna give me a heart attack be gone you zombie minor scum i am just coming into a possession of all my power you mean nothing to me would you stop following me you’re getting in the way we’re trying to murder things here

Trying to save our lives if you hadn’t noticed one of us has to bloody do something finally some backup help me out here would you if it wasn’t for my injuries i could just use my weapon to cast a spell on these boulders to get rid of them

I can’t do that either cast your heal spell by clicking right left right oh oh everything every sound i hate it oh was it out oh shiny some noises freaked me out you know that was one of them what stop it no tell him no

Run i don’t know how to run i don’t know i don’t die get a picon run run run run run run run run run run cheese it cheese it help shiny armor spiky vent i got it did i get it did i get it i think i got it what’s happening what

Is happening did i get it i think i got it i did i get it i got it bloody hell oh buddy that was that was just heart racing adrenaline pumping hell wasn’t it do we go we go find a castle now yeah okay let’s

Go find a castle then this must be the castle why do we have to go in the castle i’d rather be in a castle than in that bloody cave absolutely i would well well well look who has arrived the hero of this land eventually oh wow look reflection is very well done

Very well done my name is christy i am in a mage of wicked power and i i don’t know what that is your job as a soldier of wind is to stop the growth of the monsters that are ravaging the province you might want to train a little more before you

Some oh yeah okay okay i wish to write my name in legend ah bloody why we just why does everyone keep exploding things hello hello hello hec why is everyone ignoring me don’t they know who i am there’s a cake shop and there’s a shop or something else and there’s a

Shop of other things and other things again wow this place is magical oh no i hit someone that was bad wasn’t it you can do anything Are you gonna do anything at all what’s the point no one even knows who i am sad outro music Thank you very much to my patreon producers mr carey tucker matthew wilhelm dave dredegan chrissy carver xavier the green alex mayer alexandria rodriguez textual code 5 nappy 9977 melissa ferguson subjected even beard alec mcneil king coop 10 back and forth lulu booboo subtle insider victor 8s kelly hafen spencer versailles georgio

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