VTuber Learns About 40K: Every single Warhammer 40k Faction Explained | Part 1 React

Welcome back everybody I am still learning about the Warhammer 40K universe so keep the recommendations coming down in the comments below and today we’re going to be watching the Warhammer 40K every faction explained part one by bricky and if interested we have a Discord and twitch link down in

The description but without further Ado let’s get into it I am excited as someone who doesn’t necessarily serve Beyond Messiah but someone who can appreciate them you will not be getting my legs today as I’ll be replacing them with various things depending on which what is the omnisaya

I I’ve already gotten a reference that went over my head uh do they replace people’s body parts perhaps and I’ll just find it also those are some nice legs which faction we are currently talking about to add a little bit more context and possible comedy to whatever the hell I am currently doing

So hello everybody my name is bricky and this is going to be a long video and a large project that has been going on for quite some time this is I need two hands for this this is every single Warhammer 40K race in kind of a are races and factions the same thing

Are are all Races unified together like all Orcs fight don’t fight each other they don’t fight amongst each other have we gotten past that point I feel I find that hard to believe for humans weren’t humans fighting each other in that other video I watched or were those solely chaos humans which

Then count as a different race are all humans Unified I could be wrong I guess I’ll find out I should stop asking questions I guess nutshell explained a little bit of explanation a little bit of lore a little bit of talking about the tabletop but mostly lore what they’re all about

And also a little bit of background for those of you who just have no clue what Warhammer 40 000 is now you see Warhammer and Warhammer 40 000 is a universe people hear plenty of but don’t know a whole lot about they see oh there’s these dudes in big power armor

With chainsaw swords and they got these big old green Orcs And there’s some bugs over there and everyone calls these guys weaves and then there’s these spiky [ __ ] over here and I I don’t get it I don’t understand he’s literally describing me right now this is all

Going over my head right now but I’m guessing he’s going to explain also they all seem like spiky [ __ ] everyone’s got spikies except I guess the the humans they just have holy Gothic spikies where do I start well this video is particularly for you or for those of

You what the [ __ ] you can’t just dox me like that he put a picture of me on there that’s me I’m the heretical viewer who has no idea what’s going on why does his nose look like something that would be really fun to squish okay intrusive thoughts aside he has way too

Much skin who have a little bit of knowledge which are kind of curious about each of the different races and factions in Warhammer so overall the Warhammer universe is fast when it comes to lore and background and each different faction is so different with the things that they believe in uh go

Back how many how many was that that’s oh okay I was not expecting this many factions uh I guess it is a part one I was kind of thinking maybe there was going to be like eight um there’s also Space Wolves are there sentient Wolves Out in

Warhammer why have I never heard of this is if it is a thing cynthian wolves alien wolves no they must they’re probably just like something that call themselves Facebooks whatever I’m getting distracted there’s way too much here oh my God the gray nice Eldar Dark Eldar Orcs Dark Eldar

Are they like that sounds like elves are they elves there’s always elves and some are human some are trans human like where they all have all these crazy ass Electronics on them you’ve got aliens and you’ve got the chaos factions and there’s so much to entail that I decide

To embark on this project to tell you what each and every single one of them is about and what the Warhammer universe is about as well to give at least a little bit of an intro to this extremely bloated but very very enjoyable world that I and many others

Partake in enjoyable for us because as people have told me it’s a grim dark everything sucks and everybody’s some shade of bad guy so we get to have fun while everyone else has a pretty bad time so I will be explaining every single faction in the Warhammer 40K Universe at

Least all the factions you can play as and some smaller factions here and there I will not be discussing absolutely why does that guy look like uh judged red is a holy judged dread is this a Space Marine I’ve never seen one that looked like that oh they’re gonna be different variations

Everything in it because that is a little bit much and I’m not going to go too Mega deep into the lore I’m going to give you a pretty solid overview of each of the different factions and have you learn a little bit about them and we’ll

Discuss a little bit of the table top as well in case you’re God that looks expensive oh my goodness how much would that cost that’s gotta be like what hundreds of dollars if not a thousand dollars or something oh my God and I couldn’t paint that

I couldn’t paint that I’d [ __ ] that up so badly it looks like it didn’t like [ __ ] you were curious about that but for this episode entirely we are discussing the Imperium of man wait there’s enough factions within man that is going to take an entire video

I thought they were just like you know all the Space Marines for the Imperium man with the normal Troopers do they fight amongst each other uh what because that takes up a fat chunk of Warhammer lore what is Warhammer 40 000 well the Forty thousand starts off as the year forty

Thousand the 41st Millennium that’s where it takes place is in the year forty thousand forty one thousand A.D I was about to say we’re halfway there but no we’re at 2 000. we’re oh my we have like 20 times what we are right now to get to their o

That’s a really far out place at least it means we got global warming figured out you’re already more knowledgeable let me read you a quote first of many quotes in this video it is the 41st Millennium for more than a hundred years the emperor has sat immobile on The Golden Throne of

Earth he is the master of mankind by the will of the Gods and master of a million Worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies he is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology he is the carrion lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls

Are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die to be a man in such times is to be amongst Untold billions it is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable these are the tales of those times forget the power of technology and science for so much has

Been forgotten never to be relearned forget the promise of progress and understanding for in the Grim dark future there is only War there is no peace amongst the Stars only an eternity of Carnage and Slaughter and the laughter of thirsting Gods okay some questions which I hope he will answer

One so the emperor has been around for thousands of years it sounds like or at least a thousand or something like that is he a god is he literally just pretty much the version of Jesus but he didn’t die okay second he’s a rotting corpse but he’s alive on a throne okay

That’ll be explained third they’ve forgotten a bunch of technology so they have become way more religiously zealoted that makes sense from what I’ve seen and they have forgotten the technology yet they have space sparing abilities is it that they can keep up the technology but they’re really really bad at

Building more like they don’t understand the intricacies of making said technology but since they’re standing on the shoulders of giants that did build them they can make maintain them do maintenance and whatnot but they can’t make more is that the type of future we’re living in that’s kind of you know

Something in a setting for sci-fi uh what else I only know oh and there’s no yeah there’s only no war there’s no war no peace that makes sense Grim dark okay I’m following I’m following this sounds like a scary time but I guess that’s the point everything Spaceballs Spaceballs Spaceballs blue

Blue blue blue suck suck suck suck if you haven’t seen Spaceballs watch it sorry suppose and it blows [ __ ] hard Warhammer is probably the most dark and depressing universes ever in fiction or at least like like top three everything is so absurdly horrible just how big is that thing

I I’m not getting the scale here but that feels like that’s a skyscraper oh my God it’s like one of those sock and bottom robots but he’s got a huge cannon and are those planets in the background oh my God I just I love sci-fi space settings so goddamn much destructive or

Overpowered that it all kind of ends up canceling itself out it’s like DOTA War rages why was that the was that the French flag I’m gonna be making myself like a fool if that isn’t why did he build a French flag with DotA across the Galaxy Interstellar travel is

Only possible due to sacrificing a thousand Souls a day to a rotting carcass of a man who you believe to be your God does he mean a literal thousand people I’m sorry for pausing and asking questions but these are the things that are going through my mind that I’ve

Never seen this before does or does he just mean like in war a thousand people at least must die because that’s probably pretty easy right and what we’re in the galaxy and the stars and everything there’s got to be like you know billions if not a trillion people right humans love to [ __ ]

Demonic gods and just demons tear open the fabric of reality on a whim other xenos or even other humans end up killing each other in Untold billions across the Galaxy it is a time of unending War Slaughter and a bloodbath why are the Space Marines not wearing

Helmets you’re gonna get domed by a sniper my guy I’ve played Halo reach you are not gonna pull a cat on me God I hated that I there’s a weird overlap between this and Halo but I had to bring it up that cat from Halo should

Not have died the way she did I literally didn’t want that to happen I said while I was getting the game I don’t want any of these Spartans to die from getting sniped just randomly and it happened and I don’t want it to happen to these Space Marines because honestly

They seem kind of cooler than the Spartans amongst everybody planets are deemed unrecoverable and are completely destroyed on a whim everything sucks but that’s like the charm of it see everything in Warhammer is evil but being evil is kind of fun like Humanity in its own right is a xenophobic

Prejudice and religious zealot group that kill each other just as much as they kill all of their enemies but and they’re like mid mid to high tier evil wait wait evil scale were mid to high but on the top it’s my rolls okay because it’s a tabletop that guy don’t know what that

Means why do people hate Tau players and then we got Orcs Eldar tier nid’s play you can’t see it but I can’t playing low tier for fun I don’t know what that means but apparently they’re not that evil playing by intent I don’t know what that means and guys who bring food okay

I get that one yeah they’re not evil if you’re gonna bring food to an event you’re okay in my book you get a you get a pass on a lot of things for gonna feed me well on the evil scale of Warhammer nobody is good no matter who you are

Everyone is at some flavor or some color of evil whoever you pick you are going to be the bad guy but that’s the fun of it because being the bad guy is badass villains are cool why is that the case villains get all the coolest stuff they

Get the best hair the best looks the best weapons the best costumes everything they always make evil people look amazing is it just be because you know oh evil it’s tempting it’s the Temptation so they have to make it look more alluring for the audience and also but it’s just fun people love

Those games you get to just be a bad guy because you know it’s something you don’t get to do IRL and you don’t want to do IRL so it’s just living out a fantasy that you don’t really want to do IRL but it’s fun to do it in fiction

Same thing with like religious zealotry and and that type of honor bound no holds bars stick to your guns belief in something that you know IRL a lot of people obviously not into that and that’s honest honestly understandable but in fiction you’re just like oh that’s so much fun to just

Being like oh [ __ ] the xenos [ __ ] this ah blood for the blood God for the emperor all that stuff it’s just fun because you get to act out something that is like Primal in us but we don’t want to do IRL at least that’s my theory they look cool they got cool outfits

They got cool weapons they got cool armies villains are cool man and when everyone is a villain everyone is pretty cool that’s what makes this so Charming is that everyone can be the bad guy so let’s start off talking about the main bad guy quote unquote the Imperium of man is here

The Imperium of man is the main Empire of the human race all of humanity is under this one flag called the Imperium and about ten thousand years ago there was a man he was the emperor the Emperor of mankind there he is oh I’m so sorry

That he’s a corpse now because I he’s got all these cool details on his armor but I keep looking at his hair I’ve honestly really jealous of that hair oh it looks so good but the detail on the armor what is he like 10 feet tall something like that he’s got a little

Projector behind him to make it look like he’s holier than that I love it it’s all about presentation if you’re an emperor so he’s got that on luck and you’re telling me he’s been alive for 10 000 years how does he keep his skin like that is he a literal God maybe that’s

Ambiguous in the universe but I’m wondering how he became the god emperor or was he just a man that just happened to just have some genetic stuff where he just lived for [ __ ] ever a kind a ten foot tall I was right psychic demi-god who led Humanity across the Stars to

Colonize tons and tons of Worlds create superhuman soldiers and really bring Humanity into a new age this man the Emperor of mankind was a psycher a psycher is like a magician of sorts in the world of 40K there is the warp the immaterium kind of like oh hang on

Okay he’s explaining the warp so I’m not gonna ask questions on that but I am noticing there are teeth within teeth within teeth and eyes within the warp I feel like I don’t want to be there and there’s lightning it’s okay this is like an extra dimensional he’s gonna

Explain let’s go hell but sort of like a Purgatory dimension of hell and a psycher is someone who can take that power and manifest it through their mind to use it to do stuff well like witchcraft stuff magicians stuff spells and lots of other things it’s kind of

Like uh the force within Star Wars that it’s all around us or it’s it’s somewhere within the universe or somewhere that’s connected to the universe and certain people can then tap into it to do you know what people would consider to be magic but it’s really

Them tapping into this force or being or energy that is around us or accessible to certain people that’s my guess things but we don’t want to get too into that the emperor Big Boy psycho top tier a plus maybe even s now the emperor created a bunch of sons yes created a

Bunch of sons known as the primarks he created 20. 18. why did he why did he start with 20. is there like some disconnect in the lore or were too disowned maybe he’ll mention it but that seems like an intentional detail he did there where he said 20 and

Then intentionally corrected himself to 18. also apparently in the top left is guts apparently guts is a son of the the emperor 18 primarks to have them lead all of the different Legions of humanity to the different stars and plans to help colonize and bring it out these primarks

Okay don’t take this the wrong way but why is he black not like that I mean he’s literally like the color of the night sky like no human has that skin tone it’s what I mean and he has red eyes I I’m getting that’s not what I mean

Don’t take me the wrong way but I’m I’m very curious like this has to be for something did they live on a volcano Planet I don’t know but whenever you’re on a volcano plane in sci-fi they give you like rockish looking skin and that’s what it makes me think of are

Basically like little versions of the emperor not all of them are cycers but a lot of them are very very powerful and they lead his special Space Marine Legions then this big cluster [ __ ] happened called the Horus heresy where the emperor’s favorite son the Primark Horus ended up joining chaos and leading

Nine other well I guess eight nine of the 18 half half of his primarks directly to Earth to fight down the emperor himself now if you want to know what chaos is remember what I mentioned earlier the warp that immaterium the hellish place in there relies the four

Chaos Gods uh I’m really glad I’m covering up one of these and for you that no Warhammer know who I’m covering up I don’t know what their name is but uh you you know what they look like uh so there’s four old gods or four Elder Gods great ones something like that kind

Of like a HP Lovecraft I’m assuming because they look very lovecraftian um and there’s one that I’m gonna make some guesses on what they are top left he’s the one about war and violence and anger and stuff like that he’s got the red ore and he’s on a throne which makes

Me think he’s he’s a leader of sorts he looks down on his his soldiers and subjects uh the bottom left I I don’t know like pestilence it looks like he’s cooking up death so it makes me think of that this is this is kind of one of those things

Within fiction where they always make it bloated and and he’s got like weird tendrils and and and emasma of death and disease so I’m gonna guess that the one that I’m blocking lust if you if you want to have a lot of fun sexy times you

Pray to this one maybe if you want to become a demon with tons of tentacles to do stuff you know with people I guess you pray to them because God damn are they they look kind of like a mermaid so uh uh a smash and top right I have

No idea the the god of snakes or the god of medicine because the snakes are rapping around itself kind of like the uh the staff for medical professionals um but he does have a mouth for a crotch so maybe he’s the god of dick eating I

Don’t I have no idea for this one imagine like Satan and three other satans the warp being kind of evil those chaos Gods that’s the reason so those chaos Gods manipulated a Horus and then Horus helped manipulate go back what is the level of detail here oh my God the artwork

Also how big is this man he’s holding up two torsos that are the size of his fist he’s got he’s like 20 feet tall and maybe those people are taller than normal oh my God he kind of reminds me of Radigan Radigan radagon the the big boy boss from Eldon ring because he’s

Even got like those two swords but to those they look like they’re butter knives for him all eight other primarks to lead this giant coup directly on the emperor on Earth and they [ __ ] up [ __ ] after this huge Civil War Oh I thought that was the

Emperor I was about to ask why is he blonde no okay that’s that’s somebody else the emperor’s right there or Horus died but not before brutally wounding the emperor and right at the end of his life they put the emperor on this large Golden Throne on Earth in which he is

Now alive just barely but slowly rotting away powering something called the astronomicon so long as he stays alive and is fed a thousand people a day yes okay they literally mean a thousand souls okay why did they have this Throne were they prepared like okay

If the god Emperor dies we need to do something or he’s about to die we need to do something we got to be ready so someone make a throne and you know what are we gonna power it with uh what about a thousand Souls a day sounds good to me

Were they just ready for this or is this like an ancient artifact did the emperor come up with it these are the questions I have astronomicon is like the North Star if you want to do Interstellar travel in 40K you need to pass through that demonic warp I mentioned earlier oh

Okay okay I I think I know what this is then it’s kind of like uh hyperspace from Star Wars where you know if you’re going to be doing sci-fi in space and you’re going to be traveling to other planets you have to have some explanation on how you get there so fast

Because light is fast it ain’t nearly fast enough for that so they always create like a pocket Dimension or something that you go through that doesn’t get you there instantly necessarily but it gets you there a lot faster kind of like uh the nether within Minecraft where it’s like I don’t know

Four blocks in the nether is one block in or or one block in another there’s four blocks in the non-nether I don’t know but you can travel a certain distance in the Nether and then come out way further way further in the real world so it’s kind kind of like that I’m

Gonna be guessing for the warp oh man you have to go through where the demons are well that sucks but how do you know where you’re going well the emperor is there putting a nice little Navigator right there he helps navigate you to know where you’re going if you

Want to go from Earth to some crazy solar system across the way you need to go through that warp and then you need to know where you’re going go through there and pop your way out it’s like uh doing nether travel in I [ __ ] called

It oh dude I know too much about sci-fi I love sci-fi Minecraft so you can sure in the distance between going to areas so long as the emperor is alive and being fed a thousand people a day to stay alive you can do that the moment he dies

And there’s still our travels gone for all of humanity you’re so boned now since the Horrors why what like I get that he’s the North Star but don’t I’m assuming other races like the the I almost said goblins no they’re they’re Orcs right and the the other things I don’t know what their

Names are yet don’t they do Interstellar travel how do they do it how do they navigate the warp if they’re not I’m assuming they’re not using the Emperor or is the Emperor just like accessible to everybody that’s the North Star he him existing just makes it possible to travel

And I guess since they are not learning new technology and Humanity I guess they’re not trying to figure out how to do it without him I guess that would make sense heresy 10 000 years ago the Imperium has fallen from Grace substantially all technology has started to dwindle and

Die there is now giant fundamental religious extremists that now believe the Emperor of mankind was a deity a true Living God well I mean if he’s living for ten thousand years and he’s still alive as a [ __ ] spooky skeleton on a throne uh providing navigation through a demon dimension

I I mean you could probably convince me that he’s a God and I’d probably worship him because that sounds like a god to me which is probably the last thing the emperor would have wanted to be remembered for so now you have this thing called was he not religious

This God Emperor sounds like an honestly pretty cool dude I I gotta be honest he doesn’t seem bad it just seems that after his death people just started to go all downhill without him and I guess if you’re relying upon someone for ten thousand years when they not die but

They’re no longer really in the picture uh things are gonna go downhill because you don’t know what to do hold the ecclesiarchy which is this giant Church entirely devoted to spreading the good word of the that’s a holy [ __ ] that’s a church oh my God I thought that was just one

Normal building no those are those are refineries down there oh my God how big is that are those people down there holy [ __ ] the scale why is Gothic architecture so badass the emperor he is now the holy Emperor God the god emperor of mankind and all of the Imperium has

Taken up worshiping him to the fullest extent why are there babies why are there cyborg cherube cherub babies do they kill babies I mean they are evil but are they killing babies to turn into cyborg cherubs just to follow them around so they seem more holy well that seems [ __ ] up

And killing anything that is a Humanity in his name the Imperium has this futuristic Gothic tone to it at a hefty religious zealotry to them if you think anything against the emperor that’s heresy and you deserve to die that is called being a heretic Heretics die in 40K there is no such

Thing as freedom of religion there is no such thing as freedom of speech so what is happening to this man is he like a battery because apparently that’s a local Heritage being punished um wow that seems worse than anything we’ve ever done in humanity so far so far keyword

So long as you are against the emperor there is no such thing as any kind of Tolerance everyone is a religious zealot some more than others but no matter what you’re preach in that good word so right now everyone in humanity is trying to expand their empire across the Stars if

You are a heretic someone who doesn’t believe in the emperor you are deserving of death if you believe in the chaos Gods you are also a heretic and you deserve death if you are an alien race of any kind you are a filthy xenos and you deserve death as well as the kids

Would say based that’s a joke that’s a joke don’t be don’t be racist so long as the murder continues and Humanity expands the Imperium of man is very very happy however the largest fighting force of this Imperium is my personal favorite faction and the first faction we will

Discuss the astrum militarum or also known as the Imperial Guard Game over the Imperial Guard is the main fighting force of the Imperium and in a world of horrifying creatures Galactic monstrosities the literal demons themselves breaking through the fabric of time to kill you the Imperial Guard are Untold billions of regular men and women wearing modern day like flak armor

With a laser rifle this is the humble last gun the main weapon of the Imperial Guard it fires superheated plasma lasers at an extremely fast fire rate is reliable never oh I like the gun designs they’re simplistic but I know exactly what they are just by looking at them like the

Voss that looks like a submachine gun and the Lucius looks like a shotgun as the one behind me that you can’t see the Mars looks like a shotgun the one below that seems more long range I don’t know the size of it so it might be more like

A pistol type of thing but these are good designs you know what they are just by looking at it but they have a set style so you know they all belong to the same faction really well done for jams it can blow off limbs giant holes and concrete it is overall an extremely

Devastating weapon and I know exactly what he’s going to say because someone in the Commons talked about it it’s really overpowered today it means nothing to all the other overpowered [ __ ] in this universe not [ __ ] in a bad way but all the other stuff in the universe it’s nothing in modern day

It is one of the weakest in the 40K it’s jokingly referred to as a flash light oh well that doesn’t Inspire confidence on the battlefield holding one of those K Universe yeah a laser rifle that never jams it could blow off limbs one of the weakest weapons that’s the world we’re

In right now but who cares because the Imperial Guard has in each battle 500 000 of these men and women 30 000 large armored tanks 10 000 artillery batteries the Imperial Guard wins through sheer numbers and Firepower they kind of have this World War One World War II stylist

Yeah I can see that it kind of look like uh that uh that one Army from Germany during World War II that I won’t say the name because YouTube gets onto you for that uh and to be honest I understand because if you’re gonna do a grim dark

Future where everyone’s a bad guy makes sense secondly the style that they had looked very good they had very good style in terms of the attire so it’s something people draw a lot for making their bad guys look good just because it’s a very good looking uniform and

This unfortunately is attached to you know some of the worst people in human history but you know what are you gonna do uh and having these large numbers kind of makes sense it’s kind of like being an ant colony and ants can take on much bigger prey just through sheer numbers

Alone one bite from an ant on a giant scorpion does nothing but hundreds of ants they’ll rip it to shreds so it makes sense even if it is a non-powerful weapon compared to everything else aesthetic with Legions of Guardsmen as well as high company commanders and Generals on the field along with them

And multiple kinds of troops a normal Imperial Guard battle starts off with artillery long lines of artillery cracking the crust of the planet underneath the enemy’s feet and as this barrage continues hundreds of thousands of Guardsmen see a sea of Guardsmen surges forward firing and charging at everything possible while the planet

Rumbles as tanks roll up behind them gunships block out the Sun and tanks block out the dirt with the steps unhood Prince of millions of guardsmiths it is through numbers and sheer sundering Firepower they are the first and last line of defense for the Imperium and

Make up a huge bulk of the battles and I guess when you’re sending this many people to die in Wars all across the Galaxy sacrificing a thousand people to the god Emperor himself wasn’t that it’s probably gonna die anyways might as well sacrifice those 1 000 people why not I don’t know how

Their sacrifice could be really horrible but still seems like a pretty shitty place to be was it matter if you’d lose another thousand people who cares you lose hundreds of thousands of millions maybe in the galaxy in this universe it seems so yeah I I can see how they would

Easily just make that conclusion to just do it why not you need the the North Star like you said who cares about those 1000 people everyone dies the Imperial Guard is also made up of tons of different that one in the middle has a handle I’m sorry he has

A handle he has a handle on his head for kinds of regiments the karachin jungle Fighters live in a death world that it’s more hospitable than almost any firefight they’ll ever get into so they just have this steroid looking Giant Knife Rambo Predator looking sons of

[ __ ] I was about to say if you told me this was some concept art from Predator I believe you this looks like it could be from Predator itself like oh it’s got some space ghost but it’s got a flamethrower the guns they could just be you know

Inspired from Alien just for fun or whatever but [ __ ] that’s badass I’m not you know you know if you’re into Rippling muscles on a dude or whatnot which is where nothing is anywhere near as scary as a simple night on their home planet you have the valhallan winter

Soldiers that haven’t felt their toes in 300 years the Morty and Iron Guard who are more interested in making their shoes shine than actually fighting the battle and then of course the big one the acadians from Acadia the okay I feel like I’m missing some

Context here why why was he so sad about kadia looked like the planet was destroyed so I get that looks like you got chopped in half by a big sword uh maybe that’s what happened but why is he sad about Acadia I feel like I’m out of the loop on that

Biggest export of guards oh God he’s behind me in the entirety of the Imperium you will fire your first gun at five you will disassemble and reassemble it at 10 you will have pounding artillery Trails day in and day out at 15 and you’ll fight your first swarm

Lord at 16. and if you mention KDA you will burst into an unrelenting amount of tears and sadness like I do daily what the hell happened on Cadia I mean it looks like it got destroyed but isn’t that what happens to a lot of planets in this universe didn’t he say that they

Kind of blow up planets on a whim you quote I haven’t my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard 50 regiments including specialized drop troops stealthers mechanized formations armored companies combat engineers and mobile artillery over half a million fighting men in 30 000 tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command

Emperor show Mercy to the fool that stands against me for I shall not the Imperial Guard are my personal favorite faction in 40K they’re the Army I collect the most the ones I enjoy playing the most and the one I enjoy in the lore sense a lot there’s something

About just a regular man with a laser rifle being told to charge the horrors of this universe and willingly doing so for his God Emperor it’s just poetic I just you know people like it when they see a hero or a soldier having unwavering resolve in something against

Unbeatable odds that’s just a heroic thing we like to see in real life and within fiction and media so no I I get it I see the appeal they actually represent okay I didn’t expect them to be so cute oh look at the little zealots oh they got their little flashlight main

Imperial Guard tactics pretty well large amounts of artillery that doesn’t require a line of sight lots of Tanks tons of infantry drop troops and gunships overall they’re pretty similar to how they sound although a little bit expensive to collect unfortunately and they don’t hit a lot they have a bit of

A bad aim but you don’t really care because you’re just drowning them in shots however if you want more accurate fire and specialization we can move on to talk about spits Marines yeah the angels of death are up next Space Marines are genetically engineered super soldiers and superhumans they’re given

Extra organs their skin tissue is toughened their bones are stronger they’re taller than the average person they’re taller than the average Bear Boo-Boo sorry I don’t know why that went into my head but they sound like broken’s they’ve got tough skin and they’ve got extra organs you know just

In case you get a bullet in one of them you got a backup I like Krogan so I like Space Marines and I obviously krogans came after Space Marines they’re pretty massive people and these are these specialized super soldiers that carry out a lot of the more specific tasks for

The Imperium and there’s tons of Legions of them in fact there’s one per Primark each Primark the emperor’s son as I mentioned before oversees their Legion of Space Marines the genetic upgrade they get is based on the genes of said Primark something called a gene seed

That’s what brings them up to this like superhuman level as stated each Primark has their own Legion uh robot girly man has the ultramarines is his name actually girly man or is he insulting him for something because he I don’t know he has nice nice exfoliation and nice hair

Has the white scars a rogel Dorne has the Imperial fists corvus corax has the Raven guard there’s a whole bunch of other side sections that are also extremely interesting and have a little bit more of a Twist on the average Space Marines which we’ll discuss in a bit

Humorously enough I don’t have a whole lot to say about Space Marines they’re superhumanly fast and in fact it’s been said that nothing that large should move that quick these men watching that previous video the astartes can confirm they shouldn’t be going that fast but it’s so badass it’s so cool and power

Armor moving at blazing fast speeds their reflexes are faster their skin is tougher they are overall just extremely powerful soldiers in fact where they differ comes down to which Space Marine Legion we’re talking about for instance the ultramarines done by robot girlman dillyman are the main blue boys strong

In almost every way the Jack of all trades kind of group that are a little bit too strong and that’s a lore problem but the white Scars by Jackie Thai Khan are all about speed freaks go fast we’re talking attack bikes we’re talking land Speeders you want to go in quick you

Want to hit him hard you want them to be swarming around like buzz flies buzz buzz side Buzz saws with the speed of Buzz saws [ __ ] you Pale King salamanders love fire fire in the fort I’ve pulled it someone mentioned in the comments about like the

Salamanders and I was like oh let me guess they like fire because salamanders were once believed in folklore a long time ago that they were born of fire because when people would put damp logs that they would have and put them on a fire in fireplaces there would sometimes

Be salamanders inside of the damn blogs because they’re amphibians and they would run out because you know there’s fire so people are like oh they’re coming from the fire because you know where else would they have come from it’s not like they could have been inside of the log

Forge fire and battle flamers melta guns multi-melters just so long as something can be burning that’s big and they’re also actually some of the nicest of the Space Marines a lot of Space Marines have this kind of like holier than thou thing because of their genetic strength however the salamanders tend to put

Human lives above the lives of themselves which is actually rather rare well that’s nice at least there’s some goodness I’m still sure that they’re bad guys in their own respect but it’s nice to see that they have some compassion does the number 317 mean anything it’s weird that it’s like prominently

Displayed or may have just been a random number they pick for the artwork it’s like this is the the soldier’s number is just 317 but it’s weird that it’s prominently displayed in the artwork and when you draw something most of the time you don’t just draw something for no

Reason so I was curious they’re also all black but not like just regular black like like 2 A.M line at a White Castle black like what does that mean about White Castle I’ve never been to does he just mean it’s dark outside why can’t you just say

That huh but I don’t get it is there something about White Castle I’ve never been to one I have a charcoal dark ashy exterior and blazing red eyes apparently something about living on their home planet of Nocturne which I don’t know if that makes much sense but who cares this

Is like Fantasy Land anyway if Nocturne which it sounds like is a planet entirely in dark in terms of like real scientific stuff normally that’s not the case normally they’ll have like no pigment they’ll be translucent or very very very very very pale normally because there’s no point

In doing that because there’s nothing you need to block out out from like solar radiation and whatnot but there could be other reasons for it it could be that it’s a material that they had ingested into their their diet that gave them more of a coating of

Something on their their skin that was darker and it provides more protection as a more natural armor that could be it overall salamanders are actually my personal favorite Legions because they’re just really cool they’re fun to play as because of all their flamer weapons and they have a nice like more

Heartwarming lore as opposed to being super evil like everyone else is oh my God we’re not even a quarter of the way through the Space Marine Legions uh wait what this isn’t all right this entire video is just humans I forgot Imperial fists believe in the power of The Siege and

Defensive positions uh Raven guards master of stealth and sabotage while having burn helmets iron hands masters of machines and vehicles while being really goddamn good at being sold on eBay after one Nerf Space Wolves of Vikings and wolves and tons of wolves and all those are the Space Wolves okay

So they weren’t sentient wolves I’m kinda disappointed but I’m not surprised it makes sense and axes battle axes fur everywhere Space Wolves so angry big teeth blood angels the genetic defect to make them want to drink blood and go crazy called the red thirst they have

Cupid wings and stuff it’s a little bit strange and they are all super gay for sanguine uh I’m not gay but I can kind of see why they would be super gay for this guy I mean he’s gorgeous holy [ __ ] how’d you keep his skin so immaculate in battle

I’m jealous honestly I’m jealous and did he say that they have to drink blood are they vampires is this a Sci-Fi explanation for vampires I can’t I think that may be my favorite faction now not because of this guy just he’s a he’s a nice bonus yes Dark Angels

Are old school nights and Inner Circle theme and huh are you a heretic me no never mind death watch a fancy fancy anti-zino’s group that nobody plays because Death Watch and look cool though but no one no one plays them I don’t know about death watch they’re they’re

There though black Templars for the people who if you haven’t prayed at least three times a day you’re gonna start praying off that airlock and I’m sure there’s some other chapters I may have missed as well like Crimson fists and stuff but those are the main ones

Right here here quote from the emperor himself they shall be my finest Warriors these men who give themselves to me like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of War I shall Forge them they shall be of Iron Will and Steely sinu in great armor I shall clad them and with

The mightiest weapons shall they be armed they will be Untouched by plague or disease no sickness shall blight them they shall have such tactics strategies and machines that nofo will best them in battle they are my bulwark against the terror they are my Defenders of humanity

They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear and on the tabletop they [ __ ] oh they [ __ ] hard I I am very very impressed by the writing and that I’m guessing the entire book or books because there are multiple are written like that they know how to write some epic

Religious sounding and awe-inspiring writings I can see why people get into it I need to read more I need to read that as of making this video Space Marines are laughable what the [ __ ] is this detail oh my God I would [ __ ] this up by painting

Oh my God I want one of these but then I have to paint it I would ruin it so badly and how expensive is this it’s got to be super expensive because of the detail right I believe strong that might change at some point but overall Space Marines

Just have the it’s like a Swiss Army so expensive looking anything you need except it’s like a gold-plated Swiss army knife it is extremely strong if you are actually getting into the tabletop of Warhammer Space Marines are a great start also whatever gameplay style you have whether you want to be sit back

With long range and heavy Weaponry go fast and run in or even just full melee all of these options are totally there for you Space Marines are super badass but unfortunately it’s time we start praying to our new God the 2011 Honda Civic so is it any Wonder people are

Afraid of technology technology the adeptus mechanicus that guy has a penis for a head sorry it literally just looks like he has a penis for a head right there but he covered it out of Shame the attentive mechanicus are a technophile cult on Mars now these people are a little bit weird because

They don’t a little bit most of their body seems to be robotic and they have a floating skull with a with the red rocket coming out of one eye with little tweezers I think they’re a little bit more than weird or actually really believe in the Emperor of mankind

And you might think oh that sounds like heresy that’s exactly what I’m thinking that sounds like heresy brother bring me my gun we’ve got some heresy to [ __ ] get rid of whoa whoa whoa Berkey that sounds like some heresy heresy a little bit they believe in the emperor

They believe in his power but they don’t pray to him that’s heresy that’s heresy there’s one thing I’ve learned that’s heresy pray to something called the omniscaya and the honest is this kind of machine God they believe permeates in all machines and if you think well wait

A minute they believe in a different God as well that sounds like super Harrison that’s heresies but they also make all your guns and they make all your tanks and they make everything that you have so you can’t really tell them to [ __ ] off well that explains how they get more

Weapons and tanks and whatnot that I was asking about good good and I guess we have to let that heresy slide at least they still believe in the emperor so it’s only semi-heresy oh they can let it slide okay because you’re not gonna win nothing if you don’t got stuff to shoot

People with see they’re on Messiah at least makes sense from their standpoint they believe it to be a deity that permeates through all machines your Honda Civic your standard bull okay what’s with the jokes with the Honda Civic that’s I think the second time he’s done it someone please explain your

Dune Strider Walker your giant mechs your huge ships the omniscayas present through all and the only reason your stuff works is because the machine’s spirit in it says it works if you want your gun to work your tank to run you must pray to it and I mean full stop you need to

Start chanting in High Gothic you need to burn incense you need to sit on your knees and pray to that car you need to rub oil on your robes and you need to go oh I’m gonna full stop if you want your damn thing to

Work if you want your gun to fire you need to do that so when I’m having audio issues when I’m trying to record this and my PC is about to explode because it’s overheating I just have to do that I’ll do it I will honestly do that if it

Can make me not have technical issues anymore so I think I found my new religion guys uh Excuse me while I go buy a red robe and some oil to lather on myself sensually what for the praying obviously for the praying they are very bizarre

And they actually have a bit of a point because it’s obviously working and if you look at them I don’t know how that works so they obviously know something about what they’re doing the most notable member of the Adidas mechanicus is Arch Megos magios whatever belisarius call look at

That look at this dude look at this dude yeah that this is the group we’re talking about these are these weirdos here the omniscion Creed the the The Credo Credo on Messiah there is no truth in flesh only betrayal there is no strength in flesh only weakness there is no

Constancy in flesh only Decay there is no certainty in flesh but death kinda sounds like the the Jedi Code or the Sith code and whatnot I like it it’s very simple it has a knife a nice Rhythm to it a nice pattern I like it flesh is weakness flesh is

Death the omnisaya is the god of the machines and if you wish to be whole if you wish to be holy if you wish to give unto him you must saw down your limbs and remove your organs and replace them with mechanical Parts because that is

What he wants and that is how you will become enlightened do I at least get anesthesia because honestly I kind of get it flesh is pretty bad compared to metal you can just repair and place that stuff really easily so I I take a robot

Body if I could do that that makes sense to me but uh please give me some anesthesia because I’m a [ __ ] wimp when it comes to pain hard technophiles mixed with religious extremism that is mechanicus now for their army side of things they are with the secretary this Qatari operate with very

Bizarre weaponry and lots of different kinds of vehicles tanks and different people in between they’re very weird but they have extremely wacky and enjoyable and in fact quite effective both in the real game and in the lore weaponry and gear overall as an Army on the tabletop

They’re very weird and have a whole bunch of different Shenanigans but if you like kind of that quirky wacky techno thing I’d give them a pickup help they’re so paranoiding I gotta keep going they got some weird tentacle [ __ ] going on I’m okay with that though I’m

Into that okay I’ll be honest tentacles that’s pretty high up on that tier list of uh of tags I’ll be honest they’re so paranoid and crazy these Dune Striders you see right here one guy was able to make them work one guy and he died and they’re so scared they’ll never work

Again that they keep them on and they never turn them off and they run around in a circle the whole time until they need them and then they Corral it and they go to battle they’re [ __ ] robot horses I love it that’s kind of me with

My laptop I never turned my laptop off and unless it forces me so I kind of understand it because that thing is old it may not turn back on I don’t want to turn that thing off yep the adeptus mechanicus now if you want to talk about faith though

Let’s talk about the sisters of battle a simp has fallen for an eagle in Lego City wait is that a goth none do we get a goth nun that overlaps two of people’s favorite types of you know adult content the sisters of Battle of the adeptus sororitos if that

And they have boob armor I’m not complaining okay I know it doesn’t make sense really to have boob armor like that uh but from an aesthetic and for appeal I get it and honestly white hair on a woman plus and this woman could probably kick

My ass I love a woman that can kick my ass that’s how I pronounce it correctly it’s an all-female group of battle sisters going through the ecclesiarchy section of the Imperium the ecclesiarchy is of course the church this is imagine a private Army of the church

Which is scary and it is the sisters are an extremely zealotist force and they take this to a full extreme they believe in three main things Faith modern and fire through the Bolter the flamer and the melta the sisters of battle are extremely potent at taking out chaos and

Heretics mainly Heretics because as they are a fighting section of the ecclesiarchy church that’s the big thing they want to kill any form of heretic will face the emperor’s Justice through those three main weapons the Bolter the flamer and the melta okay two things what is a melta I know what the other

Two are second I the problem he’s probably gonna talk about it because I bet there is something like this this sounds like there’s probably like a secret police somewhere like uh like a like the Spanish Inquisition that’s like oh no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition because you know the very religious and

Zillatress that they want to find Heretics within their own ranks so they’re gonna have something or someone that is around that can find out and then report it or arrest them and then bring them to the the sisters for some some judgment some uh some kinky time

That isn’t so fun for them and they will do so with extreme prejudice literally they are the closest things we have to nuns in space and I’m talking hardcore nuns they carry Holy Fire on their backs they have holy like books and sigils all across their armor their

Main battle tank it’s the thing I’m gonna interrupt him it’s the thing that someone told me about is this the pipe organ that’s literally shooting Rockets is a rocket launching pipe organ on the battlefield so it’s kind of like Mad Max where you have badass music and it shoots things

Uh this universe doesn’t seem that bad if I’m going to be honest if we have this [ __ ] pipe organ missile launcher they have small babies that they have like their brain capacity to make them little servant cherubs but we’ll fly around and give them ammunition and [ __ ]

Oh okay well that’s why drop churches from low orbit as many drop pods onto battles they drop churches into battles and they Blair War hymns and holy music from their frigates in low atmosphere and shower holy water across the battle holy [ __ ] that’s badass people you are dealing with and they’re [ __ ] awesome

They can literally why is religious zealotry in fiction just so goddamn badass like I’m not religious I’m sorry but this makes me kind of want to be religious in a fictional sense because if you be like hey you want to go to Sunday school no you want to go to

Sunday school that would just dropped on alien planet where we’re blasting War hymns in space and you get to fight a bunch of [ __ ] have hot nuns that fly around with literal angel wings and everything like that oh and there’s a pipe organ that shoots missiles

Uh you know I might go I might go you know I have to I’d have to ask my no I’d probably go sounds fun Stave off demons on the table top because their faith is that strong remember the warp the demons from the warp well the warp also

Manifests in your mind all of your emotions negative and positive go through the warp it’s the immaterium the place of all things so if you are that mentally fortified that mentally strong you can Stave off horrifying demons and all these girls oh not a crack

Not a crack in that mental armor now as much as a meme as they are and as much as they’re what um this is this is what she looks like after you you liked her her Tinder profile with the heavily photoshopped pictures and then you finally meet her

In real life and this is what she looks like oh my goodness why they kind of look like oh what do they look like I don’t know they just look like a grandma oh oh they look like a lunch lady that me or the lunch lady when I tell them

That my chicken nuggies are not fully cooked and I would like some new ones they’re like what the [ __ ] are you insulting my cooking the malls look a lot like on go oh that looks like I’ll go okay yeah which I can’t unsee I look

Like I gotta say I look like I love their design I think they’re extremely cool they’re another Army that I’m currently collecting they just released a whole new line of figures very recently and they look wonderful everything from Celestine the living literally undying Saints from the Triumph of Saint Catherine which is

Literally a funeral procession that they bring a funeral to the battle do they have caskets with guns on them oh it reminds me of that one meme Nation as a model those organ tanks I mentioned earlier this [ __ ] is the most over-the-top badassery in a lot of the

Warhammer universe and God damn it is it over the top but sisters of battle are so cool while I’m a Guardsman at heart oh this is such a cool faction by Bolter shell flamer burst and melta blast the mutant the heretic and the traitor alike are cleansed of their sin of existence

So it has been for five Millennia so shall it be until the end of time and speaking of burning demons put down in the comments down below if you know what that’s from because I know and I’m not gonna say it I want to see how many people actually know what that

Uh that audio clip that he just played is from the gray Knights are the first Army I actually collected back in seventh edition the grenades are a super secretive and much more old-school look at power armor knights except they are all psychers all of them have that crazy

Space magician [ __ ] for every 100 000 yards [ __ ] there’s one gray Knight for every ten thousand sisters of battle there’s one gray Knight for every thousand Space Marines there’s one gray Knight Gray Knights are the strongest of the strong both in mental will and absolute just strength these are Space

Marines that are all high level psychers all of them oh I want this I want that big Mech oh I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] for mix oh I like I think this I think I may have found my faction guys able to specifically do one goal and that is

Kill demons the emperor believed that the Demons of chaos were the number one threats to the Imperium and he probably is right however this group is entirely based on doing that through a myriad of tactics coming from the planet or I guess the moon of Titan in the soul

System the gray Knights are thrown through extremely rigorous training and are as clear of mine and soul as they possibly can be since the Demons of the wharf are the warp and your mind projects to the warp people can go insane very fast especially lower level psychers these gray Knights need to be

Able to harness the warp in the presence of demons is that a shotgun wrist rocket oh my God every single goddamn weapon that they have in this universe is badass and deadly and scary and I want it IRL military get on that you like making weapons and stay perfectly same one of their

Characters one of my favorite characters is named castle and Crowe he has a demon Blade the Black Blade of mahamahama and he has to have it on him because it tempts everyone nearby constantly beckoning them use my power use my strength suck my penis whatever the

Possibility and so he has to keep it on him all the time as this thing Whispers to him consistently and he has to Stave it off forever being alone in his Chambers or on the battlefield because anyone who gets too close to it might be tempted a little too hard he is

That pure of heart and mind and all the characters in The Gray Knights are basically like that the only issue is that um gray Knights have a scorched Earth policy you know more ways than one if they’re fighting demons demons corrupt and make people crazy so if I’m

A Guardsman and I’m fighting demons don’t look that up don’t I’m covering it I’m covering it don’t look that up don’t look it up it’s not a normal anime not that I would know no I mean I don’t know what that is interview species reviewer I have no idea what that’s that’s about

I’m sure they’re all lovely ladies don’t look that up unless you’re into a lot of monster girls survive and they kill all the demons I’m a risk and so guess who’s not making it out of there on the table top they’re very strike fast strike hard kind of people

They teleport all around the place they are fast strike groups small amounts of models because they’re so dang strong you only have so many characters but with it you get in there you’re very tough very tanky you hit really hard and you try to bounce around the battlefield

Quickly but you don’t have numbers and so every dead gray night is that Medusa’s head are there Gorgons in this universe God damn they’ve got demon swords and they have Gorgons oh now they can just turn them to Stone and get their PP sucked because they

Have a sword what hates really damn hard they’re fun though if you like that kind of uh fast striking kind of army oh and also uh Caldor Drago is a thing or I get into Caldor Drake oh yeah we’re not gonna get into Caldor Drago even I know

About calidor Drago who’s Caldor Drago who is that I have no idea it kind of looks like it looks like he walked in on his kids masturbating he’s got that thousand yard stair he’s like oh [ __ ] I’m just gonna just gonna close the door and back out right now

All right that is uh oh my goodness gracious I am the hammer I am the male about his fist I am the spear in his hand though we are lost I am the shield on his arm I am the flight of his arrows

I am the hammer I am the sword I am the shield I am a soldier at the battle at the end of time great nights are pretty hardcore they are as holy as you can get for a space Marina if you like Space Marines and you want to you know that they’re holy

Enough you want to be a Holier gray nights now if you want to be Holier and big let’s talk Imperial Knights do you like gigantic Walkers the size of homes or medium-sized buildings do you want to kill Heretics but you want to kill like 40 of them per turn yes a

Gigantic old-school night Noble house style of Walkers with giant chainsaw arms then you got it yes Imperial Knights it’s not a whole lot to talk about them never mind I think I found my new new faction it’s these guys what were they called again because they’re just gigantic walkers but they have this

Old school like house feel to them like literally like there are houses each imperial knight comes from a house and each of them act in their own special way these Behemoth of Walkers also destroy almost everything in their path killing full swaths of holy [ __ ] a couple shots stepping on Legions of

Troops we need a movie these things do not mess around we need a Warhammer movie so cool Imperial Knights and Chaos nights actually for that matter don’t have a whole lot to discuss they’re just super big heavy Walkers and they look different depending on your house or chaos God you currently

Are they powered by one person is is it kind of like a Gundam situation or is it like a bunch of people inside of it because they’re that big kind of moving all the parts together or is it controlled by uh psycher if that’s a thing I don’t know if that’s the thing

Psychers do but I mean it has some very fluid movement so I I would assume it’s by like one person right I believe in and overall these things are just really cool if you want to murder everything in your path with a big scary big unit of

Warhammer and if you want to collect them go to town they make for a great painting project too game are back down to earth let’s talk something about a little bit a little bit different a little more gold if Guardsmen are regular soldiers Space Marines are super soldiers gray Knights

Are super super soldiers the adeptus custodians are super soldiers cubed the Adidas custodies are the third major Army I own I know three armies I know I I got carried away okay but that’s all I only have three okay oh that sounds expensive they are our final brand of Space Marines but these

Ones are super special okay if a Guardsman is six foot a Space Marine is seven feet a custodian is eight feet these are the giant Defenders of holy Terra which is also Earth Earth is Terror Earth Terra themselves these are the people that literally guard the emperor’s Throne Room hence custodies these boys

Okay I was about to ask why they’re called like custodies because it makes me think of janitors but I guess that’s custodians guess it’s different but I kind of like their design I’m not they’re not my favorite so far I think I like the the previous ones more so uh

But hey points for presentation the one on the left kind of looks like he has a gut but I’m sure he could [ __ ] suplex me into Oblivion with a finger protect the emperor’s throne room at all times and are literally like hand crafted people they’re not humans brought up by

A gene seriously these are all hand crafted super soldiers I think from a tube these behemoths of men are like it looks like he’s on the top emotionally Immortal they stand still spear at hand for hundreds of years without the need to sleep and barely even the need to eat watching over the

Throne room and every other area of holy Terror for their entire purpose in life and oh my Lord are they terrifying these custodians put Space Marines to shame if you liked your super soldiers it’s your super mega soldiers one of these men can take on probably three Space Marines and

Most likely win groups of custodians as well like the solar watch or there’s also one of my personal favorite the equivalent Shield the equivalent Shield go out to seemingly unimportant individuals and protect them because they believe that they are going to be doing something very important in their

Lives for instance let’s say a regular Guardsman gets the protection of this giant eight and a half foot tall Golden God because that Guardsman will end up becoming a general one day or something of that nature how do they know that he’s like gonna become one do they have

Like oracles can they see the future or is it more so of like knowing that the person is born into a family that he probably will become a general or is it is it just something that is already planned but it hasn’t gone through yet

I’m I’m curious how do they know that an individual will become important custodians work in mysterious ways and are almost always outnumbered but never outmatched these people are pretty horrifying both on the tabletop is that a walker in the background there was a city however and there’s actually

Extremely small amount of them but that’s kind of the point there’s only so many of these people that can have War gear this strong weapons this powerful and training this good and the custodians have all three of it for 100 years I stood my watch amidst the somber

Shadows of the sanctum imperialis I was still as a statue but always ready always attuned to dangers unseen days months years passed by in a frenzied blur Beyond those walls yet within little moved and nothing changed for 100 years I did not but wait yet had any

Threat appeared I would have struck it down in a heartbeat for 100 years I stood my watch and as it ends I can tell you this patience is a weapon the custodians are the top dogs of the Imperium and they hurt just that same way though I do want to discuss a little

Bit about the sisters of Silence before we get out of here because the sisters of Silence I also have a few of and they’re really fun but they don’t get enough attention these kind of okay before he gets into it why do they have like one ponytail with everything else is shaped off

Like if you’re gonna shorten your hair or shave off your hair because you know you don’t want to be grabbed by battle or by an enemy which is a you know a thing in real life that people do why would you have a big ponytail because

Then they can just kind of grab that and it might get in the way it might get in your eyes and stuff like that is it just a style that just kind of like it kind of bald plume kind of ladies are a whole group of pariahs are also known as

Blanks we’ll be referring to them as blanks from now on so as every mind is somewhat connected to the warp these blanks are a genetic mutation that is hasn’t suppressed heavily because of that mind suppression normal people feel this weird like uncomfortable nature went around them when a sister of

Silence walks past them you feel ill you feel just uncomfortable and strange so most of them don’t actually live past childhood [ __ ] because once they are birthed they’re well you know killed I mean maybe it’s the way that they look I mean it’s kind of scary I’m gonna be

Honest with you one of them in the middle there kind of has the Harley Quinn look going on so I’m it’s scary maybe if they you know didn’t dress like someone who feels like they’re gonna put my head on a pike they wouldn’t feel uneasy or something at a very young age because

They just omit a horrifying Aura these ladies however are Guardians of the throne as well for more psychic threats see none of the custodians are psychers they have a difficult time dealing with major demons and other kinds of psychic phenomena these sisters are extremely specialized in it all of them taking a

Vow of silence as they don’t speak hence the terms such as the silence but they communicate through hand gestures and things of that nature but if there’s a demon issue if there’s any kind of warp based problem the sisters are extremely Adept at dealing with them thanks to

Their blank gene they normally work a lot of time with the custodians because they have to deal with both kinds of threats but they’re not presented that went on the table top in fact they only have like one real model form which is very unfortunate I hope they’ll get

Something new soon because I think they should really be working together as it is that way in the lore but wait if they’re a vowel of silence and to do hand gestures what if you you need to get someone’s attention from really far away like oh there’s a demon he’s

Sneaking in and I need to call for backup and whatnot how do you call for backup you just start [ __ ] hand gesturing violently and the the wind from your hand gestures going so fast and violently kind of just emanate some people here like that sounds like a

Flapping of the hands for help and then all the other Guardsmen show up but hopefully we’ll get there soon but if we’re talking about blanks let’s talk assassins what the [ __ ] it’s been a long video we’re about to round it out we got this and one more

Human oh my God the Assassins though the officio assassinorum oh boy these people are deadly they’re called assassins they should be but oh man these people will mess you up so these are from the officio assassinorum a very special organization and they are hand-picked by the Grand Master of the

Officiosassa norm from the [ __ ] what was it called scholar progenium okay he just looked that up because he had to remember dude does he just know all this stuff off the top of his head and I’m sure he wrote a script and everything but does he just know

These names like he just had to write it down and this is the first time he’s like oh [ __ ] I actually forgot the name I need to look it up because I I’m having trouble just remembering the official names of things that he’s talked about like five minutes ago I’m

Absorbing like what they are I now know what they are and and what they do and the different uh ranks and tears but specific names I’m still going to be having some trouble with them for for a little bit I’m I suck at names but there’s so much this is so dense and

This is part one it’s basically an orphan school your parents got murdered by demons or something you get sent to this and you get trained to be whatever there’s probably a lot of Orphans in this universe I had to guess uh 10 past this drop troop an Inquisitor maybe even

Uh maybe you get a blank Gene and you get thrown into the sister’s silence or sometimes you just disappear when you are taken however you go to one of four temples because the assassinorm works in the temple style of things these temples are the vindicare colluxus caledus and

Eversour temples let’s start with the vindicare I’m far away I’ve been sitting here for three weeks poof the vindicare temple is the main sniper based Temple gigantic sniper rifles for all these assassins their whole point is to be able to be in a spot and sit there eye in scope for

Weeks waiting for their perfect Target taking people out from literal miles away after extremely long time periods the vindicare temple is about precise perfect aim there have been reports of vindicares being able to single out particular body parts from over two three miles away temples in the head the

Jugular and is this with their natural eye are they genetically modified for that are they using technology or is it training is it just that they’re that good on top of it I gotta know because miles I don’t I don’t know how snipers actually work but miles

Seems like something we can’t do today so that’s [ __ ] badass for instance and been sitting there after weeks and when they’re ready take that shot boom time is done packs them up but can they do uh uh what was it gonna say been distracted by something on the screen here

Um but can they do a 360 no scope that’s the question uh this was a very nice time to pause uh hello there wow um I I have nothing to say but nice sorry she’s very well drawn like how this Temple however is a lot more about shape-shifting and deviantART it’s

Mostly a male based one or at least it seems to be and this allows wait wait she shape shifts are you tell me that those two babies are not natural and I’m not talking about her boobs you purple I’m talking about the eyes they look wonderful and lovely I know I can’t see

Them but I’m gonna stick to my excuse a lot of body augmentation for certain individuals again body augmentation you tell me those tactiles aren’t real damn you’re killing me Smalls and actually you know real fake still everybody enjoys them small medium large boobs or boobs boobs or boobs and you know I’m

Into the muscles I’m into the muscles I’m into the the fit tomboy GFS you know I could see this happening uh she probably wouldn’t date me and she’d probably snipe me and assassinate me and I don’t know feed my entrails to I don’t know a dog or something because I’d be

Seen as a heretic since I don’t pray enough for something like that visuals to be able to kind of trans morph themselves and of infiltrate areas that are problems I’m very glad I ended up taking missions that take them years two three years to infiltrate a heretical

Group and slowly work their way up just to get enough time to put a bullet into the main Target’s head and then Escape unharmed or become the main target and sabotage it from within these are all completely about deception Mind Tricks polymorphing and everything in between

And lots of drawings lots of drawings I wonder why just kind of disturbing one the eversource temple is that’s literally Skeletor you can’t convince me otherwise that’s Skeletor it’s me a skeleton sorry it’s about when you don’t want anything to come back alive Friend or

Foe you want it all dead and eversore is psychogenically conditioned with just Psychotherapy and psychological torture to only feel violence hatred and anger it does the Clockwork Orange style of thing of just making you forced to watch never-ending pain and misery and and psycho sounds like a Twitter user or wait no

It’s called X now it’s not Twitter anymore they made it X conditioning I guess is the term and then they pump you full of tons of psychedelic drugs and they cryo-freeze you and then they drop you in an area where they just want to make sure everything is dead and then you defrost

Full of just all this insane mind-boggling Psychotherapy and and psychedelic drugs and you just go to town he sounds like the Winter Soldier it’s uh is the Warhammer 40K version of having a bunch of winter soldiers but even more deadly and more powerful and more crazy and more angry but same thing

You know they froze him they freeze these guys yeah if you you don’t care if anyone comes back alive you’re like all right Lost Cause send a meme finally there’s the most bizarre Temple the calexis temple the Colossus assassins are feared even among the other temples

So that blank Gene the people will go to the colluxus temple with this as well and this is where they can harness that to be massively anti-psycho or even just anti-regular people they are seen with extreme fear and distrust among many many people they are described by the

Eldar by quote as being pure evil imagine that uncomfortable feeling from that blank Gene I mentioned and then imagine them being taught and given equipment to amplify it by a hundred if it kind of looks like uh like the guy in the the Pope in the background

Doesn’t seem like he’s disturbed by this at all everybody else is all having a panic attack and everything that one guy in the back’s trying to get to the pope tell him to take cover or something uh he’s just sitting there saying like God damn it I was just two weeks away from

Retirement this [ __ ] happens [ __ ] me second question that’s not even a question but the question I’m guessing they’re not stealthy because if they make you literally want to just be dead or you’re afraid of everything because of them aren’t you gonna kind of get some warning that they’re around of like hey Jim

I think there might be one of whatever this guy’s name is around here oh why do you think that uh I have unrelenting fear going through my entire body for some reason oh yeah probably around here somewhere or is that or as soon as you feel it you just can’t do [ __ ] if

Normally regular people feel uncomfortable now they are basically akin to being a siren wailing directly in your ear and if you’re a psycher oh no the sheer presence of a cluck’s assassin is enough for you to tear your skin off you will rather gouge your eyes

Out and rip your nails off than even being near this person the collected assassin is when you want psychers to literally lose their minds and they will go on their knees and ask you to gun them down because it is a suitable Choice over being anywhere near you God damn

Okay another question how far of a range does this have I guess they have to be in like Close Quarters they’re probably better on an internal field than out on the battlefield because if they have not that long of range they could just be sniped or shot from afar before they’re

Close enough to have any effect on them but internally it seems like you’re just [ __ ] because as soon as you can see them they’re probably in range for you to just claw your own eyes out or just be paralyzed with fear if you’re not a psycher they seem [ __ ] overpowered and I love

It motto of that Temple is that which is unknown and unseen commands the greatest fear now for the tabletop that’s true that’s true for horror films and everything the scariest thing that any any VHS VHS VFX artist or or concept artists can create is never going to be as scary as

Having an unseen monster because every individual in the audience can then craft their own personal scary monster you feed them the breadcrumbs on what the Monster can do maybe a little bit about what it looks like but they never see it you give them you see the

Aftermath of the monster and then you just let the audience’s brains craft the scariest thing for them the Unseen is always scarier than anything you can see because your brain wants you to think of the scariest possible thing so that you are as prepared as possible for whatever

That thing is if you come face to face with it it is mentally preparing you for that monster and then when you see it it’s always that that moment of like oh it’s not as scary as I thought of it it would be because of that effect your

Brain prepares you for it so it’s the opposite of show don’t tell it’s tell and miss not mislead a Allure to it but don’t show it until at least the very end and completely unrelated to that why does the Skeletor dude look like he he just shed his pants

Top assassins aren’t that special you can call them in no matter what Imperium faction you are and they do a lot of work for themselves but at the same time they’re very specialized and require a lot of finesse and they work the way you generally want them to though you want

To cause some Distortion and weird stuff you take a cat with this you want to just murder swaths of infantry and then blow up eversore you want to kill that one guy vindic Karen if you have a lot of psychers collects us it’s a nice little like Jack of all trades if you

Have a specific thing you want to kill and you get to choose which which is really fun but now let’s talk about the last human faction we can round this video out before we do part two the Inquisition and we have a lot to talk about with that I called it there’s a

Secret police it’s the Spanish Inquisition but in space oh boy where do I even begin with the Inquisition take every secret police you can think of uh the KGB the Gestapo the CIA FBI any of these kinds of people and then Mark It Up by about 10. they kind of

Look like pilgrims I’m not gonna lie but I like the aesthetic especially the giant [ __ ] skull for a shoulder pad damn and give them the most is that a crossbow in the entire Imperium no you know what about this this this right here it’s not just a quote this is the Imperial motto

The motto of the Inquisition I apologize for my bad pronunciation inocencia nihil robot innocence proves nothing the most powerful organization in the Imperium the secret police their number one motto is innocence proves nothing well sounds like you’re [ __ ] if they think you’re guilty of something because you can’t

Prove your innocence or even if you can innocence proves nothing if they think you’re a heretic uh you’re just dead aren’t you the Inquisition goes around like the secret police or like detective that’s a bloodborne oh my God this is such a weird shift in in a tire

And art style but I dig it I like it oh oh I like it it’s a slim look but it calls back to a a more medievalish time I guess you could say actives to find issues in the Imperium and they had different orders depending on which one

We’re talking about the Ordo hereticus the Ordo zenos uh the Ordo malleus for instance and a whole bunch of other ones hereticus is obvious they deal with Heretics genos tries to find alien threats and mallius as demons they all have different specializations in what they’re trying to go for as this

Inquisitor and that’s what they’re called inquisitors each of them as an Inquisitor has their own free reign to do as they wish they may have a ship and a crew and they go out to find problems and interrogate people a lot they are above the law in every Department

Over Space Marines now the Space Marines might argue against them and stuff and there might be a lot of blowback but technically they are above them as inquisitors they are looking to to investigate and figure out coups and Cults and demonic incursions and possible xenos they just look like

Regular people wearing you know more normal looking clothing at least compared to everybody else and I dig it and they’re that the top of the top hell yeah what’s in that book by the way why you got chains around it it’s issues like Gene Steelers or a new uh threat

Coming into an area they’re about learning that stuff and actually doing detective work and memes aside they’re pretty good at it the Inquisition of having all of this power does make them a little bit power hungry and frantic sometimes and yes it is still a bad

Thing but most of them are pretty good at their job and they spend okay uh Marie Antoinette called wants her hair back literally that looks like the queen of France right am I the only one who sees that I guess she’s not wearing a helmet because she ain’t getting that hair through it

Uh I I don’t know what to say about that hair I’m sorry it’s it struck me as is odd I mean she pulls it off she pulls it off uh but even more of a a change in design that this I expected most of this just to be like sci-fi space stuff but

Now at the very end they’re showing us these assassin looking things with in and whatnot they still have the skull aspects and even these have it but now they’re doing a more even old in time outside of just Knights and I like it spent a lot of time being very diligent

To make sure that all of these leads they follow are proper and correct they’re basically space detectives with just enormous power and sometimes a bit of a power complex and we haven’t even talked about exterminatus yet exterminatus exterminatus is deeming a planet unfit to be saved I deemed that this planet is

Demon infested and taking it back will cause too many resources and is not worth it I have now committed exterminatus on this planet I will now sign the death warrant of an entire Imperium planets as it is unfit to take and better to be destroyed than allow

The enemy to hold it this can mean saturation bombardments this can mean cracking the planet’s core and breaking it apart doesn’t matter render this planet inhospitable to all life yes the Innocence proves nothing people are the only people who can choose this planet must die in its entirety

Yeah you’re playing the villain now it is I mean it’s pretty badass I’m gonna guess they don’t even evacuate people maybe they try but that’s probably not their top priority it’s like okay nope blow it up but sir we still have troops on the ground [ __ ] did I stutter exterminate them

And this kind of reminds me of I know again Halo came after this but this kind of reminds me of covenants blasting the planets this really reminds me of reach where they’re just glassing all the different parts of the planet rendering it uninhabitable just from high or low

Orbit or wherever they are God damn this is beautiful and destructive all at the same time meme a lot but most inquisitors are very rare to do exterminatus exterminos is a very crazy thing there’s only so many worlds that you don’t want to destroy all of them

Now naturally with the memes aside there are some people who are a little bit rough on this one but most inquisitors generally don’t like to do extermination but it is an option they have and it’s a crazy option when you think about it secret police Inquisition are unfortunately not

Represented on the tabletop very much you generally kind of put one in your arm if you feel like it you have a couple special options there and some side content but they’re not really fleshed out very well and personally they need a lot more stuff put in there

And they really need a lot more effort put it well it kind of makes sense if they’re they’re a secret police I’m sure their badass is super strong but they don’t sound like they’re a force in it of themselves versus a bunch of secret police are in the battlefield that

Doesn’t sound like role so it kind of makes sense I guess for them to just like oh yeah you’ll add one for whatever it is I don’t know much about the tabletop but whatever buff or whatever utility it provides it makes sense that you just want to add like one to it

Because that sounds kind of like what they do they go around and they they go to places solo maybe I don’t know maybe multiple of them but they don’t sound like a a squad for for killing a bunch of other people into them and they’re not quite where I want them to be

Overall the Inquisition makes for a lot of the best storytelling as well because it’s a little bit hard to talk about a big story of a whole bunch of Space Marines killing something right it’s just a big battle story it’s not as interesting having that Intrigue and that moral dilemma that an Inquisitor

Has makes for a lot better media and honestly the more people do it I think it’s better because they should make a movie more Humanity make a movie Hammer horrible horrible Grim darkness and wow we just finished the humans all right come back for part two when we talk

About chaos and xenos because we got to talk about for chaos Gods chaos Marine Legions and the Tau and the necrons and the Orcs And oh boy we got a lot I’ll see in part two all right and yeah and I’ll see you in part two I’ll try to get that out soon

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