[Vtuber] Minecraft Vampirisim and Farmer’s Delight 1

Been over this way like i stayed when i was uh street mining i stayed mostly in places that we had already been to look at that what is this what’s this beetroot black but i’ll take it what’s this cabbages it’s not what i was initially looking for but i will take it

I will take it indeed my cabbages oh what oh please don’t be like a thunderstorm no please no please i don’t want to get struck by lightning we just made we just made i just made i just made like diamond armor please don’t strike me oh god i’m scared oh there’s vampires

And stuff out now why is it dark it got dark fast what the hell how many i think i see my house let’s not fall in the hole cabbages oh oh oh please i’m gonna have some more energy drink maybe it’ll make me feel better fill the depresso with caffeine

So i guess i can just put this in these in storage for now oh my god that’s a lot of garlic hmm an italian’s dream was that a bone maybe we can get a doggy yes it’s a bone let’s try where’d they go where’d they go they were there

Let’s get one i want a doggy hello hello oh you murdered sheep i got one hi you’re my bestest friend oh my god i love you come ah my my my model broke my model has broken um it was breaking so i i put her away i’m gonna troubleshoot her tomorrow

I’m telling the story of how my friends sometimes they ask me as a joke if i was dropped on my head as a baby and the answer is well no but actually yes but no but let me explain no i was not dropped on my head but i can do you one better

So um i was a smarter than average baby and this is like around when i was like one years old like i could put two and two together and figure stuff out really quickly so at night sometimes i would have a habit of waking up in the middle of the night

And that’s and like that sucked because i wasn’t able to get like i wasn’t able to play in my crib because flying in my crib was boring i only had two teddy bears and like my blankets and stuff and i was very imaginative child i needed more

Than just like two toys i needed like a whole army of toys like i could make i can even make my own toys that is out of stuff which i did quite frequently um but i i i i gotta get the the thing so i can there’s enough space yeah do a little

Bit more uh anyway so i ended up uh waking up in the middle of the night sometimes and because my brain has the constant zoomies even now my brain has the zoomies um i would have a hard time falling asleep again but i knew that if i

Slept it would feel like time passed faster so i knew that going to sleep was probably the best course of action in order for me to finally have some fun and play so like i said i used to put two and two together so i knew that sleep made time feel like

It fasted like passed faster so i would i used to climb out of my crib and this is where the two and two thing comes into play i used to climb out of my crib because the bars on my crib are barbed and that sounds weird when i say it like

They have like engravings it was a very decorative crib like it had engravings and stuff all over it and it was like it looked really nice i don’t know where my mother got it from but it looked nice i remember it still uh so i so the last time i remembered that the

Last time i climbed out of my crib it didn’t feel so good because i missed the final step like like the the crib was barbed so i used to be able to climb it like a ladder because it had like pieces on the bars that stuck out i used to be able to

Climb it like a ladder um yeah so the last time i did it i missed the final step and i fell out of my crib onto my face and i knocked myself out now that’s like a fall from that height isn’t like too bad but the crib wasn’t too high up off the

Ground um but oh my but i put two or two together i said hey i hit my head and then i fell asleep i i fell on my head so that i knocked myself i i hit myself on the head i took i hit i got hit on my head really

Hard and i fell asleep so obviously this is a viable way of going to bed right so so oh my god so what i used to do in order to fall asleep to make time pass faster was i used to i didn’t want to climb out of the crib

Because the odds were that i wasn’t going to land on my head again and sleeping on the floor it wasn’t very comfortable i remember i said it was that the bars were barbed so like they had uh parts sticking out this is probably why you shouldn’t buy this kind of crib um hi I would i would i would bang my head into the bars and i wouldn’t just bang my head don’t do this i swear to god nobody take my advice um this is a disclaimer don’t do this i would bang my head into the bars and i wouldn’t just like bang my head on

The farm i wouldn’t just bang my head on the farm i would not only bang my head on the bars i would rake my forehead against them so it was like getting multi hit get the out of my chat you bite um mods please get this out of my

Okay my model bro everything is bad i can’t tell story my model broke everything is bad i’m just gonna it’s gonna stay in this corner i’m just gonna stay in this corner everything is checked no no no that’s not what i mean that’s not what i mean that’s not what i mean

Okay i gotta finish the story oh my god so i would i wouldn’t just bang my head on the bars once i would bang my head and then i would rake it across the bar so it kind of sits and my initial thought when i was doing this was this felt weird

Right my first thought was the spot where my and my second thought wasn’t huh i should stop my second thought was my skull on these bars kind of sound like a xylophone like i would just like you know i would put my head like this and then i would just back and forth

Across the bars like this until i passed and knocked myself the out and uh this is so stupid but my mom woke up in the middle of the night one time and she was like what the that sound there’s a little sound and i’ll come kissing him and begging my

My mom is like no stop what the are you doing i’m just like i don’t get it what’s wrong but really so that’s the answer to was i dropped on my head as a child no but i did smash my head against the bars of my crib until i’ve had a

Concussion and passed out so don’t take my advice my face is back my face is yeah it’s working now oh my god what the heck happened earlier that was so weird that was seriously weird yes okay okay back to business as usual what’s that is that a village ah is that a village

Oh yeah buddy it is a village nice there could be potatoes and carrots maybe this garlic pumpkins we need pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins we need pumpkins i need to clear so much more farmland Oh i can’t even look oh you son of a oh you want to try me huh yeah where’s the moon oh it’s only half the night i mean he really said smack is oh there’s a vampire vampire just spawned oh oh oh he sees something what is he doing where’s he going oh

What’s he doing what does he detect that villager oh there’s another vampire over there getting kind of close to the hunters hey i don’t think he can get in he’s just gonna stare huh kind of creepy oh my god imagine imagine trying to sleep but you just see that outside your door that

You don’t sir you might want to like do something about it you know take that wooden stake in your hand and just kind of solve the problem that they’re having you know just down the road or not you can stay in here and i help them that’s an option too i guess

What the oh you’ve got to be joking you have got to be that’s the worst thing ever so yeah i stream weekends weekends same time like five o’clock work uh 4pm east est and yeah i will see everybody tomorrow hopefully so bye bye