Long story short I had Co it was a real [ __ ] first I have to check out the most exciting feature by far you can get hit by cars now you ruined my moment you bag of dicks God damn it I was going to have a wholesome moment with my 800 Subscribers and you ruined it with your creepy ass laughing oh looks like they’re spying on you guys look it they got telescopes yeah you think you know a server and then they start spying on you from rooftops wow you know since I’ve needed to relax a lot recently I um took Up the most relaxing game Hypixel has murder mystery I drank tea and I don’t mean like Arnold Palmer or like the Arizona from the can I mean I drank like tea I got a [ __ ] teab bag not the emote but like the actual like item and I like dunked it in the water for like 3 4 minutes I steeped it as they call it Round of Applause for myself no one else is in the room so kind of awkward okay I hate that the color there is blue cuz I literally thought my enemy was just taking a piss In my base like I swear to God it just it just faded to Black it was just like this is um a gift from Satan and no one should ever play it okay now I got an axe so I can Patrick baitman this guy as I damn please deal with it all right Trios same thing as this but with one less person so deal with it all right like I start off the recording like hey guys how you doing and then I end it like hey everybody thanks for watching that’s that’s what it sounds like like this is worse than Krampus like if it Were between Krampus and an Elf on the Shelf I would be like Krampus take me now take me Krampus and hang me by my toes I don’t care it is time for me to face reveal my disguise is off my face is right behind this Mr Beast Burger Branded rapper it’s happening are you ready I’m doing it I am face revealing this is real here we go are you ready here we go this is me Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with a lead pipe Final Answer final answer I got you there I got you There yeah you didn’t think I’d come up with that one huh yeah I win may you may you may call me like a shameful person for just doing this okay but listen It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy all right I didn’t use creative mode Christmas magic gave Me the power of flight to assist me in killing this murderous elf that has clearly deranged all right guys I’m here to ruin Christmas hold on we’re going to kill this guy oh [ __ ] never mind guys we’re just going to well rip Bozo yeah that’s that’s It this recording is over so uh after that success I did the most intelligent thing I could have done in that situation I melted that idea dry until nobody thought it was funny anymore Joker man’s my favorite font by the way so awesome you know so you’re walking Around with a big ass blanket you’re looking like Ralphie from A Christmas Story just wrapped up in like warmth and like blankets and clothing and [ __ ] Among Us guys I just among used I just among used oh my God Among Us Among Us Among Us Among Us Among Us I just Among Us it’s called titty milk I [ __ ] you not it’s called titty milk this is like for me the Robinsons with those two twins like at the door they like they’re like ring my doorbell no ring my doorbell and don’t think will frell think like will frell after he got attacked by the Raccoon dude I’m going to go punch Santa right in his jingle balls for this [ __ ] oh my God yeah you just you just ignore my cries for help that you can’t even hear teammate you just ignore them I I’ll I’ll get out myself if any of you have an Elf on the Shelf at home I hope you burn it after seeing this video I hope you burn that [ __ ] to the ground I’ll tell you what I don’t I don’t you like I don’t know like I want to wake my parents right now shut up we’re going to the Kitchen we’re going to get some food then we’re going to get stabbed by a crazy fool he has a hat and a creepy ass pair of shoes and he’s going to shoot me in the face yeah it must be tough dude like you eat something and it just goes Like whoop just projects itself out of your stomach that must be I’m honestly afraid to answer that question and I’m just as afraid to not answer that question at the amusement park what [ __ ] amusement park mod okay I’m going to meet this absolute like CED out madman or something unless you talk [ __ ] About it it takes forever any chance this little kid has access to a gun that makes me a little uncomfortable why do the North Pole got to be the back rooms now like God damn budget cuts must have been tough oh my I can feel it Mike’s Pizza is cursed all right I’m not I literally I am serious Mike’s Pizza is cursed this is tub n lore okay Mike’s Pizza Mike’s Pizza all right every time I go near it my frames start dropping and I have like a high-end PC all right like it’s not normal something is Happening in there and it’s about time tubo Fess is up about the weird [ __ ] happening in their basement present in the shower not what you think yes I’m one of those weirdos who spends like an Unholy amount of money on Funko pops and yeah it’s it’s a it’s not a problem okay I can stop anytime I want to I got it for the first time what was that did you hear that that was [ __ ] that was [ __ ] freaky anyways uh yeah toasty the waffle rap part two yeah I like big taxi oh okay be like that run me over With your car um I did a lot of things actually you know I gooped all over the place I uh encountered Herobrine and almost got killed by him that was crazy I’ve got to hydrate before I die I skipped the line I’m famous I have 89 subscribers on YouTube today so yeah I’ll be uh skipping the line get out of here dumbass oh okay okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry this isn’t Blue’s Clues what the [ __ ] oh kind of is blue scho look at that look blue I found a clue the power of children screaming my number three genre number three genra Was Vocaloid duck oh oh oh my god oh dude thank you so much dude like a green shell from Mario Kart literally just went right towards my head went right into my head dude I ducked because you told me to I’m fine now oh my god dude you just saved Me from having a concussion and a very expensive hospital bill thank you man thank you guys we are back on tubet isn’t that insane like this is so exciting why why are you booing why are you booing I’m doing air quotes around punishment right now you can’t see it But I am oh Almost Got Game of Thrones style trapo into a spiky pit into a pit of spikes we were just watching the TV I wasn’t expecting it then I saw Jimmy and I was like oh my God it’s Mr Beast it’s Jimmy I know that guy as for the married Yes I am married to the Grind the YouTube grind all right that’s what I’m married to a human no sorry no stick face stab stab blood Agony this map lacks one crucial element one crucial element guns you want me to watch an advertisement that’s my reward tell me right now there’s one Viewer who says sheaths okay tell me please make me feel better about myself please how’s it going everybody this is weu welcome back to another episode of MCC Island the most popular out of all those was over 6,000 views and coincidentally the most painful very very obscenely disgusting and just vile And terrible and yeah that’s just just what Christmas is all about it’s just getting together and screaming until your lungs die and you fall on the ground and then you wake up the next day at an arbs in Oklahoma oh GG guys GG you can’t hear me the dragon is loud gg gg We popped off we popped off guys two final kills bed Broken Top tier Gamers right here Among Us saves lives every day I’m telling you this is where we’re going to burn the elf when we find it they will probably disown you slap you in the face possibly a combination of Both could kill a demon [ __ ] black magic voodoo [ __ ] thing like that if spify and puns had a love child it would be dream covid-19 ripped out my lungs and punched them in the dick the virus is like if black licorice was an illness I’m get I’m getting into my Groove I’m remembering how to press the um left click so it’s helping maybe my water was tainted taint I’m sorry I’m an immature dumbass it’s an addiction that we basically write off is acceptable okay time to die guys time to die in the basement Ulisses Delila jebadiah I only have like Maybe 10 to 12 Miku songs in my rotation the role football has in my life is I watch the Super Bowl and I watch football mindlessly in a hotel room when I have nothing to do I can have a g- fuel Shaker on my desk and my parents Won’t throw me off the roof you know what I mean c more like Carter the no wall you have no walls I’m going to be the beautiful princess off to the ball okay I I can’t be a princess but mom said I could be anything when I grow up why tuo oh you May be wondering toasty did you steal the idea to do that from a Ryan Reynolds movie the answer is no no I would never also don’t don’t double check that I was I was like going upstairs to um fill my water bottle right my parents are like Oh by the way you we have Co we just tested we have Co and I’m like well [ __ ] we’re doing it guys all right I’m cracked I’m goated you will get no presents on Christmas from Santa Claus you will get coal and toothbrushes and all the bad stuff you don’t want okay We’re actually pretty stacked which is a shame because I’m going to waste it that door’s stuck yeah okay want you stuck these nut I’m not I’m not going to finish that sentence I’m going to beat this parkour and then slap tubo in the face for not making it hard enough Run free Clementine I didn’t think anything of it because I had only gotten 12 hours of sleep over the past two nights the two games I’m the best at are the ones that people don’t play so yeah that’s great dude are you okay you’ve got like crystals stuck in your head on my phone In the middle of the road sh ah [ __ ] I got hit by a car anyways are you sure that’s not just Ed sharan I mean you can say if it’s Ed Sharon you can just tell us you don’t have to call him hooligan all right I mean I I see Through your I see through your little disguise and your little Elias Ed shearing yeah you’re giving me the Shivers over here oh man I bet you have a lot of bad habits dude I’m just saying I’m just going to throw it out there that shirt looks Perfect nah dude I see you looking at me just don’t what the dick you know I like to gas on them just shoot him in the back I’m I’m keeping all the bagels for myself I’m I’m sorry to do this to you I don’t like that they bend over please Don’t skip to the surprise just watch the whole video please please be nice please blocks right right yep I have a brain I use it all the time give me your chest plate haha haha I’m wearing your garments okay that sounded so [ __ ] bad out of context but I swear to God oh I thought that was a gun I got so excited Frosty no he melted away that’s his spine seems singing a special little song Do you hear that that’s so adorable it’s so special nobody ever told me I was special those who know me would be surprised because [ __ ] he he clowned me He played me like a goddamn [ __ ] fiddle that was embarrassing I will never see Christmas the same way again for the next 5 seconds after I play this map then I’ll probably forget but still I ve been talking so much I feel like my throat is like starting to like invert Itself every single time I say something or make a sound it’s like my throat is trying to escape my body oh a bit of vandalism I like to endorse that guys you saw that I could have gotten second I I did get second I I could have gotten First get out of here you boob die die die [ __ ] die [ __ ] die [ __ ] die [ __ ] you you refrigerator looking [ __ ] you look like the [ __ ] Xbox series X mini fridge you’re not getting away no I’m just trying to play Minecraft no you’re not you’re not getting away as a matter of fact Batman it was me all along it was me all along Batman really what did you do I’m not the Ridler Batman I’m the Joker like that guy absolute Chad for like a full week I couldn’t really talk all I could say is like yes no Dino nuggies that’s Pretty much it it’s just like oh are you thirsty yes how you feeling today Dino nuggies best part of it I’m going to say right now was [ __ ] no there was no [ __ ] um involved in the Super Bowl not that I saw on TV that’s a good dish that’s a Good dish that’s my favorite thing to eat I eat it like literally 24/7 I’m not even kidding Let’s watch TV kids what’s on the Saturday morning cartoons telling you GTA and Minecraft tuo’s doing great things Alexa what is five 5 + 663 5 663 is 668 668 2 minutes 25 seconds is that a record it probably is cuz I’m really cool so basically you’re like life I’m doing great you’re awesome and then life is like great let me take these lemons and shove them down your eye sockets I hate ATMs that like don’t let you steal From them like why don’t they just let you steal like what’s so wrong with stealing listen there’s a few songs Miku has that are [ __ ] bangers Mike’s Pizza the evil people they are going they’re expanding dude they’re expanding okay Mike’s Pizza is evil okay they’re evil they should add parkour Warrior Back to MCC then invite me so I can get my ass kicked all right let’s check out these apartments though I’ve been leaning a place to stay dude why can’t I just break into someone’s house what kind of world is this like damn can I ask you a question So you may be wondering how me of all people hit 1,000 subscribers in only four 4 months well let’s start from the beginning that was that was the most cringe thing I’ve ever said in my life please please don’t click off the video please oh my God ding dong [ __ ] Time for some ho ho homicide let’s go we’re going to kill Santa Claus take his place and turn all the elves into Among Us characters also I’ve recently been made self-conscious that I say sheaths weird okay be like that damn I’m thinking thinking about you Muffin when I wake up I’m thinking thinking about your muffin you know I love was 10 times sweeter than candy 10 times sweeter than cake yeah I just wanted to talk about how I made Co my [ __ ] oh and when I say that I’m lying Co kicked my ass it was terrible hello Darkness my old friend for to work tip you can only hide in vents like the hit game Among Us and these a Nar I thought narwhals were bald AF a lot of panic Googling happens okay long story short who drinks water out of a mug like that’s only something you that’s Permittable when you have no dishes left over and it’s all just like 50 mugs there has to be someone else who like it’s always in their house like they’ll run out of cups but there will be like 50 mugs in the Cabinet Video Information
This video, titled ‘DO NOT watch my Minecraft videos out of context…’, was uploaded by ToastyTheWaffle on 2023-12-30 15:19:46. It has garnered 81 views and 3 likes. The duration of the video is 00:16:19 or 979 seconds.
linktr.ee/toastythewaffle In this video I share some of my funniest out-of-context moments from a bunch of my videos in the form of a compilation. There are a lot of moments on my channel that are very funny when taken out of context, so I put them here back-to-back. The last time I did this my audience seemed to enjoy it, so I did it again. It was very funny and you should watch until the end. POGCHAMP!
Hey gamers! My name is ToastyTheWaffle and I play Minecraft most of the time, but I like to do other stuff as well. I play on Hypixel, MCC Island, TubNet, and Hoplite, among other servers. I also like to do commentary videos, Minecraft mod challenges, and horror maps. I have even made parody songs. Overall, I like to do stuff on my channel that will be very funny and that my viewers and I will enjoy. Like, subscribe, and keep vibin’!
