WATCHING Technoblade That Time I Conquered SMP Earth For The FIRST TIME!

What up sauce gang and welcome back to the channel hot sauce beats here with another dope reaction for you well this is one that you guys have been requesting for I don’t know five six seven months that is right we’re jumping back into an oldie from technoblade and this one is that time i conquered smp earth now i’ve seen clips from this from uh technoblade clip reactions but we’ve never watched this and you guys have

Definitely let me know that is a must so i’m absolutely stoked for this but before we jump into the video please help support the channel by smashing that subscribe and like button it’s absolutely free and it really helps out the channel but enough talking let’s get

To reacting and roll that bomb ass into pretzels beets is finally here hot sauce beets is finally here eat sleep make beets eat sleep oh we win these as soon as you guys will get here we’ll begin the trial so there we were a week

After s p earth began being put on trial in front of the entire server you’re probably wondering how we got into this situation well i’ll tell you but first tell me techno youtube’s tech no youtubes tech no youtubes yeah i’ve been working with the youtubes guys to design

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A week and a half ago chad it’s not fair figurine like a like a real life thing but it’s not a big deal or anything but while we’re waiting we’ll be giving away three techno youtubes for free if you’d like a chance to win just go to technology.youtube.com link in the

Description and do steps like retweeting my tweet okay back to the video it had been a bad week we’re ready for the antarctic empire antarctica had turned out to be a barren land of almost no resources no trees no food i even spent 45 minutes transporting a chicken across

The globe only to discover that you can’t even spawn passive mobs in strongholds so a chicken farm was impossible thanks for nothing alfred but i refuse to give up on my plans for world domination having three players and the power to claim 3 000 chunks of land which wasn’t even close to enough

To claim all of antarctica much less the world but the server map had a little known feature autofill if you only claimed the perimeter of your territory the map would mark it all as your land exponentially decrease in the amount of power you need to spend according to my

Calculations if we push this feature to its absolute limit we just barely have enough but it’d have to go perfectly and so the day of reckoning began phyllis has said he was working on something i’m ready for this i’ve been putting off this reaction for a long time hypixel

Brain cannot understand there’s no sugar cane there and it’s it’s making this is witchcraft i i’m just not gonna ask glad that man’s on my side oh it’s phil i’m gonna head to africa so we can get some cobblestone i’ll meet you there he’s destroying me

I was about to say oh let’s have a race and then you just like go into you’re going to render distance in like two seconds i got flexed on I feel so fast when you’re not there question mark oh my self-confidence is back look chat i’m not that bad i’m zooming up hello the good thing about the plane you’ve got is that you have a lot of time to like type and alt tab if you

Want to because it you descend so slow and the first one you descend pretty quick this isn’t this is a flex isn’t it well you know on the bright side it takes so long to get to your destination you can really read a lot of your chat

You can really get that connection with you you really don’t get that with the fast playing cause you just instantly teleport to your location that’s why i still use the slow played from time to time if i’m going somewhere and i just need to like yeah that’s why i’m using a

Slow play now it’s because i love my viewers get in is that is that why it’s heck no all right we got this techno boat oh we’re going to ruin the server they’re going to log on today what did you guys do on a thanksgiving weekend yeah that’s why we waited until

Today because you know we wanted them to be thankful for their land before we took all of it before we took all of it it’s a black friday sale on the earth and it’s 100 off add to cart all right you’re gonna have to speed craft some doors so we

Survived oh you got a notch apple i don’t log in for like a couple 12. this is what i have on me i have 16 or maybe 26 i think in the chess uh what chat we choose good allies we choose good allies chat only the

Best is where we can uh take off for launch we’re gonna dodge iceland go under greenland and why why does ant venom need that why does he need that land so can we turn on the whole game now will it work yeah i’m gonna slash f

100 we have no land i’m glad we’re reacting all right god speed brother all right i’m good i’m getting good i’m gonna go that is not a straight line i’m i’m sorry you’re gonna have to leave we’re busy taking over the world a lot of people will declare warn you i

Can tell you that right now uh well where are they gonna live huh ever think of that we can’t break the chain at any point or our plan will fail you’re skipping chunks we’re not skipping chunks right guys you’re actually skipping chunks you’re only claiming every third chunk

Oh this is this is garbage oh phil phil we gotta go back let’s go back our plane was too fast you made it oh here we go [Laughter] uh the admin has messaged me through console if you try and claim the whole world i will literally delete frozen too

Bill we got to do it now and vince realized that his plan just backfired i’m ready to go don’t say check them out see if it works all right so chat just if if they fly around the perimeter is that how they claim it am i understanding that right that’s all they

Got to do is just fly around it all right here we go here we go chat we’re doing it what does f3 plus g do it shows you the bonus of the chunks this is actually useful it also helps us prevent from drifting out of them i

Can’t wait to claim the the whole world and tell everyone to hippity-hoppity get off my property yes the admins on me apparently that’s what they’re saying from the map that’s yeah it’ll be funny josh come on buddy josh you’ll be cool josh where am i oh [ __ ] oh this is awesome

Something about texas australia and phil’s and that’s just so wholesome like i was gonna say this is not new zealand this is huge see chat i’ve planned this out all right i did the math i think we can not hit new zealand just barely scrape past it my plane disappeared apparently that’s

The admin solving the issue uh uh oh i got a boat at least i’m gonna turn off auto claim and go back to land because i’m not swimming honestly you know what we’re doing a chat f auto claim on we’re swimming the rest of the world

Let’s go admins are logging in on a panic when they start getting messages they’re realizing what we’re going to do and they instantly realize wait that’ll actually work i mean do they not know who they’re against they’re against a dude that for months farmed potatoes just to make a point

Come on he will do it in a boat a spider that works right now he’s on my claim huh what’s he doing naming it i think he’s claiming my claim arless don’t be a boomer i’m doing what the admins can’t do i’m taking you down techno plane

Harlow stop how much would it take for you to stop carlos you can join us come on don’t do this to me did you say you can join uh don’t you do you want to join well yeah sure techno blaze you invite me to your antarctic empire and i will fix

The crack i’ve made in your wall all right i i respect the mercenary side of you all this is that all it says please gave me yesterday that’s what you know that’s that’s what he pushed me over you know i gave him a thousand bits and now he’s there

Now somebody gives me two thousand bits i gotta i gotta leave again you can defect tomorrow but today world conquest come on come on it’ll be funny all right well we have a lot of power now the edmonds the admins changed their power oh they changed our power we have negative

5 000 power admin is really trying to put the stop on him we can still claim we’re claiming without power the admins are abusing and it’s not even working let’s be honest this is good can we just temporary ef dude this is going to be no they’re

Going to let this happen forever it’ll be fine can we just rename sfp earth snp technology s p techno blade all right we can churn i’m headed north i’m headed towards you phil we just have to connect oh i see the land in brazil we’ve traveled so far

We did it we connected the beams the perimeter was mostly complete and we flew back to patch the few remaining holes so that it would autofill we also took a brief detour to convince the admins that this wouldn’t actually delete everyone’s faction data because they really wanted to ban us tell me the

Coordinates of the diagram t minus 20 seconds before world domination is complete diagonal spotted uh i think this is a fly high end Yeah we got it i’m refreshing Hey everyone’s logging in the trial of the antarctic empire is happening in the north france as we speak if you wish wilbur added everybody uh oh in the yeah distance seeing i’m seeing a lot of people that seem to be in our territory right now uh hippity hoppity get off my property

Well said uh wilbur’s not in it wilbert good guy wilbur he’s not in our land good job wilbur uh everyone else got to pay tax though and so wilbur called to order what would later become known as the san malo trials did i get that pronunciation right french people did i

Did i i don’t care get out of here oh there is a lot of authority and prestige in this matter oh we can we can host a whole middle school musical here i got fallen kingdom ready to play on loop peace off wait i understand i understand that

Reference now because i well i haven’t reacted to the whole series fallen kingdom but i’ve reacted to one out of the four so i’m not to everyone that’s here i’m sure you’ve all aware of the dine map and its current form if we could all just have a look on map.snpearth.com beautiful

Antarctic empire owns quite a lot i’d say yes a good a good 70 percent of the earth’s surface now like i left a bunch of the ocean it’s fine this isn’t against any server rule this isn’t against anything at all this is completely within their rights but i’m

Happy to say it probably is a war crime how is it a war crime objection which crime has been committed you’ve just invaded every single country on the map uh it appears that they actually illegally put their countries within my borders technically uh technically would you like to begin your defense if you’d

Like to just just tell us why you think you’re not the traitorous pig that your skin suggests you are oh oh i’m feeling a bit of racial profile in here in my defense uh no rules were broken at any point therefore i’m not a criminal

And also you’re all on my land this is very rude i did not give you anything nobody get off my i’m gonna have to tax all of you to be here a couple diamonds my defense is um i was strong armed into this by technoblade he said i’m not gonna take

Iceland my residence might i add he said i’m not gonna take iceland and he did he did take iceland if you look on the map if you currently look on the map there is no transatlantic to be found on the map that’s because you disbanded it

You literally said hey can i join okay and i i was afraid that if um if if mr techno mr blade if you would want to call him that i was afraid that he was going to take my land from me so i acted irrationally and i tried to protect my country

I wanted to procure my place as being alive call us are you willing to double techno’s sentence as you you’re putting all the blame onto him are you willing to double his sentence real quick chet i like how wilbur’s just like immediately calling out his bs but it could backfire for tech knows

We’ll see what happens no longer being you know no longer being on trial right now how how is that what what is this yeah okay you can you can join the journal yeah thanks thank you for throwing your allies under the bus you’re welcome but look to your right oh there he is

He’s floating how why he float [Laughter] i thought he was already so old that he ascended you fools we have the main character so jury uh i want to get some statements from the jury specifically everyone with their heads off with their heads i’m not going to act as judge jury

And executioner just judge an executioner here okay thanks what i’m thinking is technoblade i will let you off the hook if you completely disband the antarctic empire right now right here open up the entire antarctic end portal and you are not allowed to create another antarctic faction or own

Antarctica or actually any land beyond like eight chunks for i don’t know i say a week this feels a little bit one-sided what crime am i being forgiven of exactly peter i will extend that offer to you as well now nah i’d like to hear feedback on that if that’s all right

Listen listen wilbur you might be able to convince arless to betray us because he’s been in our fashion for like a good 30 minutes but the rest of us are brothers forged in blood all right see we’ve gone through everything together you can’t convince us to backstab all right this is true friendship

Can i get a yes no are you going to disband the antarctic empire no can we get just a noise vote here no uh who votes who votes that we let them off the hook as long as they unclaim one chunk no kill them no no get out of here

In favor of just of just me shooting them with a crossbow oh yeah that works awesome i wouldn’t complain about honestly they did not break any rules so i would just let them off the hook if they just unclaimed all their land exactly you’re always born

Okay but there needs to be a condition to say that they won’t do this again and that people won’t do this again may i may i say something may i say something quickly who is who’s watching family guy in the background uh the copyright trial is next watching

Big bang theory funny moments oh my god technoblade what are you willing to do what’s your compromise here all right you know i i’m a just man all right i’ll give you guys your six land continents back in exchange for some money he has roped you into this as well you

Two can now really want to distribute yourself from techno babe right now i will let you step away and and distance yourself from him honestly wilbur i am proud to stand side by side with phil and techno i’m chilling up the level of friendship to the gallery

This is a bro moment up here it may have only been open for like for like a week but with you two guys this has been the happiest week of my life that is all came to an end with us giving back the six consonants mostly because i needed

That power back to claim our actual base we didn’t actually even own the six continents we just made the website look dumb entirely worth it no regrets after the trial the members came together and agreed upon a new set of laws for the server and thus the techno blade law came to pass

Absolutely no taking over the world well i suppose there was one other thing wilbur soot has declared war on the antarctic empire okay fine i’ll come raid will brazil is declared neutrality with the antarctic empire all right quick q a techno blade wasn’t that trial kind of rigged yeah but it’s

Role-playing they’re not actually boomers don’t worry about it second question technoblade where do i find the vods of your past live streams excellent question well you see you can find them in the past live streams playlist that is a playlist that exists you can find my past livestream playlist under my creative platform

Alternatively it’s just been straight up on the front page of my channel this entire time it’s right under uploads it’s been right here how can nobody find this let’s go check oh my goodness all right hold on hold on let me bring you in here there we go

I’ll tell you what there’s nothing that warms your heart quite as much as seeing technoblade take over the whole world you know maybe he won’t do it in real life but we at least got to see him do it on a minecraft server which we’ll never see him do on dream

Snp it’s kind of against you know the whole uh government type thing maybe he’ll have a bad day someday and decide he wants to take over the whole dream smp but uh at least finally my eyes have witnessed him do it on uh smp earth this was absolutely hilarious and i love that

It was him and filzer that did it right like those two are literally brothers in arms and their content together it’s always just i mean i feel like it’s wholesome even though i don’t think most people like when they picture techno think wholesome but him and fills it together i mean they are

They’re wholesome like you hope to have friends like phil’s uh how phils and technoblade are together and it’s awesome i absolutely love this thank you everyone for the last couple of months for recommending this i promise you guys on videos like this we will get to it sooner or later i just

Don’t like rushing through all of this content i like to spread it out right it’s christmas time we get ourselves technoblade conquer and smp earth perfect timing but i hope you enjoyed this reaction and if you did please help support the channel by smashing that subscribe and like button

It’s absolutely free and a great helps out the channel but enough talking why do i keep on doing my intro and remember it’s eat sleep and make beats and as usual be kind of one another and that’s all i got boom i’m out gotta love the sauce gang peace man my memories

It is going bye-bye love you guys merry christmas