WBC’s Ultimate Christmas Pub Crawl in Minecraft 2023

Welcome to another white berum Broadcasting channel program you are watching the annual Christmas pub crew with your host Mr White let’s see where he is today ah so I’ve arrived here in Dresden uh and I haven’t seen Jamie for a little while although that man over there looks spec specifically

Suspiciously suspiciously like him Jamie Jamie oh hi oh oh hi oh hello it is you welcome found the next Pub have I well apparently according to local Legends it’s down here oh right where these people are where these people are all wandering too slowly but not moving um

And also where that that sign is I guess that’s a sign oh right yeah where what that it’s under the Church of the Holy lady um there it is the Leaky communion cup so we’ve just we’ve just well I’ve got the tram here I don’t know don’t

Know how you got here I kind of left you at the last Pub just defend walked off I was like yeah kind of rude I’m done with this um but let’s go let’s go back inside and and carry on conducting cuz obviously we’re here today to ask the

Bartender many questions about his bar to be able to write it down in this the uh the annual Christmas pub CW book which is delivered to the Lords so they can use it as toilet paper uh well you’re really committing to that I feel like you’re you’re every single time

You’re accepting it more than it’s just toilet paper well I still hav wasn’t you weren’t even saying it at the beginning and now you’re saying it every single time well we maybe they won’t use maybe they’ll read it maybe they will surprise me maybe they’ll accept you I don’t know

What does it say warning keep your nose shut okay that’s quite a command sh don’t worry about the smell of corpses or human leftovers what does human leftovers mean uh hopefully it means effluence and not pieces of human that haven’t been eaten oh what I mean okay that wasn’t what I

Was thinking oh what were you thinking like poop yeah that’s effu that’s fine that’s what we’re thinking I was thinking maybe leftovers left of the fridge good all right look at this wow this is oh oh it does it does tinkle very big Keys you can play three three notes

Three notes they all make the same sound but no this is this is a very pleasant little place yeah um there is a smell not going to lie there is a smell no I closed my nose I followed the oh you did right well I think what is that

Just another seat or is that a cage not sure there’s there’s someone in it see is that a oh I think it’s a I think it’s a sound oh dear one of those it’s one of those well already in the book then before we even get a chance to answer to

Bartender any questions there is actually a way into that t equals yes remember we what’s that you can get round into it can you here beard oh be all right we beer tasting chamber right we we’ll go find a bartender first before we oh he’s found us hello hello hello he’s got

Quite a commanding position up there he shouted oi oi hello how how is it bartender how is one you he for your toilet paper writing again oh he knows oh he knows you’ve been pre-warned what do we do no one’s ever been pre-worn before he said he knows everything oh

Well sir I’m now standing on your bar stool to tell you many things um look we’re here today then to oh you’re you’re now standing on the bar um well we’re we’re here today to uh to ask you a few questions related to the annual Christmas pub CW the magazine I write

Once a year for the Lords to use uh while doing the laundry you know doing the cooking whatever they want to do they’re just going to pick it up read it like it’s the best fictional novel they’ve ever read in their life um toilet paper toilet paper he does know he knows like

How does he know I don’t know he is a bit psychic you know what do they pipe down here to give you knowledge to power your your fors magical beer right well would you like some I would actually yes yeah we weren’t off the drink in power don’t give him that

Would you like a beer sure yeah oh oh oh no is it oh thank you we had this before I don’t know oh I can’t take it oh oh oh no is it the same not like the other one oh sir may I have some I wasn’t able to pick it

Up I’ve got one here this let me let me come down here let’s be equals in this I threw it to you oh it’s called beer oh this is not like the others oh oh this is how I felt I told you it was told you it was

Magic I feel very violently ill um oh go oh dear Jamie where are you know what’s happening oh I’m going to have to lay down sorry you need some milk I don’t know where I am oh I actually feel sick oh god oh there we go all right hey look

Help you mean help I can’t see sir drink it you’re holding milk oh it didn’t do anything you’re not doing it properly what oh right there we go no I was I just had to stand up so this here can you like walk in you get

In there that snow what is this um milk milk nice well that was horrible that was horrible do you have any other beer that isn’t quite as damaging on the mind uh oh yes I’ve got this one as well a speciality Brew it looks the same oh it’s got a different name though

Oh it’s b i e r no it’s the same just oh oh no oh oh I’m just not blind now I’m not blind yeah and I’m not oh what it’s just worse oh it’s also can we jump you jump oh god oh I’m oh no I’m

Flying help this is horrible oh sir is there a what’s what’s this room over here the beer tasting room have some milk again clearly where your friend where’s your friend yeah look at the floating bottle please come here come here have some milk oh thank you he goes back I actually

Feel violently ill have you noticed the one of your B is in the wrong place oh or is your like jacket open no why my butons is in the wrong place that’s never been like that he’s getting rough he’s getting roughed up he’s his um he’s getting he’s losing his

Professionalism oh I know I one button in the wrong place that year in jail that’s what it was get fired from other people so can we ask you a few questions now if you want uh question number one uh what is the distance from the bar to the

Toilets oh the toilets are over here oh okay I like how you explained knowing exactly what the toilets were Max five people at a time all right yeah oh what hey do you mind um well we’re allowed in here five people at a time five people at a

Time I can you can read I take it this isn’t for reading magazine 22 the paper where did you get this from yeah where did you get this from cuz I lost it in jail I’ve not even read that uh next question that’s fair right next question

That other pile is that is that the pub CW 2021 yeah was that one it’s a bit it’s a bit it’s a bit damp did we do that one we did do that one we did finish that one yes there we go there it is well

Actually we didn’t finish it cuz s wulus finished it for us and we then killed him um yeah it’s got a little bit of a tinge to it that one um I might I might just take that for for prosper that’s not that’s not it right moving on right what you going

To rate this place uh yes so for toilets um thank you Jamie for put back on track there for toilets uh it’s okay it’s a toilet it’s uh from the bar it’s a toy why’ you say that that from the bar to the lose uh good distance definitely

Could hear it from this I reckon it’s a 6 out of 10 um but has got the magazine in it so that does lift up a little bit you reckon you could hear it from out here yeah the wall isn’t very thick is it also what’s this flower pot doing is

That like a you know there’s like 20 people in the line I can’t hold it might be oh right have you thought making more is a donations po oh oh okay that’s weird what are we donating at this point uh is it just just don’t don’t

Think about it okay it’s a bit Brown okay right um what’s this here oh oh my next question then sir is there a Celler feel like we should not go down there okay um it’s it’s fine it’s it’s fine go go go down there oh oh oh hang on maybe

We won’t go down here yet I’m already down here well that’s that’s for you I was wondering what was in the beer tasting chamber over there fine J find your way back up oh I’m being I’m being push down this hole apparently yeah um go down go on

Down okay I’ll see see the basement oh oh hey how you doing oh hey oh he’s come with us that bad no exactly yeah um if you are in the cell already it can only go upwards that’s positive that’s a positive statement if you’re a rock

Bottom the only way is up Fe that’s a bit weird bit that’s not a different different feeling time I fear chaos but sure the C is coming which C we talking about yeah there’s been quite a few it’s too late I think we’re going downhill I

Feel like the first sign was a positive one which you know going bef falling burn burn the CDP oh oh sir is this your Pub um he I mean I was going to ask if you had any cdb memorabilia um or propaganda around but you you don’t seem

To I mean that Min is yeah the words count memor how far down have we gone I’m going for a cloud oh we’re going up the church Tower yeah we’re not in we’re not in the pub anymore what is this oh free The Cult of columns it says fear oh fear sorry how

Did you get in there sir is there you about to do something magic oh um well you wer you Wen meant to okay oh well are you about to blow up the church no but maybe maybe maybe can I can I join in what you know what you want to

Do um I don’t think that works no it doesn’t we we’ve proved oh oh all the pictures have gone wow break the bar hang on what bar what you meant to do that oh you I’m going to do that what is happening oh oh hello that was an adventure wasn’t it

Anyway next question all right next next question um oh hang on hang on hang on I need to just to get my bear what happened um what do you mean happened yeah next question has there been a murder recently in the pub um no oh right well the beer tasting

Chambers seems to be open um and there is a man sitting in oh I wouldn’t pivot like that sir don’t don’t don’t worry what’s what is this like how you make it oh no wonder it’s so violent definitely not there is a smell in here as well

There is a smell of of effluence I mean have you noticed what’s leaking out of this Barrel um here ah yeah which that is oh he’s got a glowing stick you what I Jamie I think I think we need to leave like now hang I

Can I can offer you food hang wait well come hey look come over here look that I saw earlier come just come through here step in here for me just take a look in that chest and read that book God read that book oh um I’ve already left good I’m about

To leave why did you no come back how you get out of here oh quickly up the stairs oh there was um run away no we have to take them out what trid don’t do anything against people we know this no we know that now they only against snowmen they also

Don’t work against Gods oh what oh god Gods oh he’s flying no and there you have it another Pub has been toured by Mr white let’s see where he ends up again tomorrow stay tuned