We Beat Up Mr Freeze and Lose Our Minds in Minecraft Batman!

Okay I’m Batman no way I’m Batman hey get out of here I’m Batman you better you get out of here ah get out of here I’ve got it listen how Gravelly my voice is even more gravity hold on I gotta go gargle some gravel hold on hold on a second

I’m Batman I’m Batman I’m The Dark Knight yo look at you go you just fall off a cliff when I was in this menu oh you fell right on two the like button my Art’s Nemesis and I liked it uh over here in Batman Manor I mean

Wayne Manor I mean no I’m not Bruce Wayne I mean it’s hard I’ve been a superhero for eight seconds and I already gave away my secret identity if we’re trying listen let’s be real if we’re trying to to conceal our secret identity why did you put back themed door handles on our door

Those aren’t bad scissors that’s a bat symbol I’m a big fan of KFC and they’re chicken wings you know what battering Mr Wayne please make your way to the bat cave Alfred’s life is in danger good Holly can you Sprint at me real quick you look ridiculous

It looks like this is the first day you’ve ever run someone walking by hey is that Batman and Bruce Wayne’s house I should have stand by this giant window look straight forward at the door real fast okay she got goggles on if you hold shift you get back goggles see if you

Can see this back goggles okay it’s that Cape Crusader he’s so sneaky oh it’s the bat bed it’s bat nap time I need my bat Bears just a little teddy bear a little Batman imagine I can’t sleep without him watch this watch this well that Alfred’s life is in danger

Chris could turn around we gotta drop that guy man I gotta go save Alfred I’m the rich one hold on we got a grab this hook away but Chris oh I shot you you doofus whoa that hurt all right Alfred wait isn’t he down is this Alfred’s room this is sad no that’s

Too big for his room Alfred just lives in a little Shoe Closet the cave jump a jump again to Glide I don’t let go okay I’m good I’m good okay hear the punching sounds where is Alfred door in my house the door where’s the baller out oh I’ll eat room

Battery stopped on batteries spider where’s that yeah how do you like it oh those are sharp that’s right come on Robin I fell in these bushes I did it jump jump did you break the air conditioners again don’t have Alfred I pay you idiot you’re very good of this

This is the first time you dressed up as a flying rodent battery [Laughter] it comes out in the shape of a little Batman’s oh I just punched some boxes my greatest enemy box man yes truce the battering are just a very stale croissant defeat the dummies I can’t he’s right there

I wish a little more spots I’m like bam how what put him in but doing this I already made that joke oh don’t steal drugs are Batman detective Vision oh oh it looks like normal vision but tinted blue where do we go maybe towards the big question marks huh

Is it someone did a terrible job organizing these books this is a riddler it’s the drunk librarian my greatest enemy reason I’m Batman foreign look at all these computers we could play fortnite for years I hit the grandfather clock and it scared me oh no look you’ll find a

Secret entrance with it I did yeah I’m a genius out I can’t see it when it’s in front of my screen get away like I got Inked in Mario Kart back card how did you here this is the Batcave he’s like oh I just took the stairs you guys went wandering through the whole freaking building the Joker’s kidnapping Alfred he’s just been

Through that broken portal that collects information here we do with it okay all right where’s the portal where’s the portal not dinosaur I guess here oh look oh whoa whoa whoa whoa look at this oh this is this is their this is the the their evil files there we go Mr Freeze

No I want to write oh the computer hit back yes the computer you watch watch watch right there watch right there watch right there ready oh yeah hey get it oh I can punch take that Matt mobile right right where I’m at right here this

Is a broken portal turns out it was the giant portal looking thing the whole time you truly are the world’s greatest detective yeah why is it not working guys it’s broken oh Chris the villains each took a piece of the portal let’s defeat villains oh okay yep we gotta go

Beat up these jerks uh who do you want to be a first Mr Freeze let’s see who’s the first one up there he’s an ace chemical classic oh oh oh oh oh oh do we drive the map there to Ace chemical oh I got out

Oh my God there’s some the Hulk what hit him with a car oh okay it’s gonna skeletons and there’s very fashionable skeletons shooting at me can I shoot at them nope I oh I can throw batarangs at him the city is gone they really dangerous oh we gotta find the chemical

Plants we’ve got a map we should use it boy oh criminals wait a minute I think I found it hold on I gotta fight these idiots take this skeleton keep missing ah too many of them to the Batmobile I’m driving in somebody’s house this way Batman I don’t know what gave

It away but I’m pretty sure this is it like this ice everywhere I don’t know that Chris that’s profiling because this could be anyone’s piles of ice look in there let’s go get him he’s walking around oh my God he said Dora Laura where’s he going get back here

Get back I’m down here fighting you turd hey hey That’s supposed to work together Chris oh you’re right you’re right you’re right okay water is electrified good to know oh can I make this jump blind Batman yes yes almost almost didn’t make that oh oh I hit it you’re a genius I did it you must be a pretty smart fella oh

Scientist punch them that’s the scientists stop doing science they’re throwing beakers at us that is a misuse of scientific equipment I word good oh there’s one right there careful they’ve got science and beakers and wait a minute Earl glasses oh the Zombies Ate that one okay are they on our teams

They keep giggling at us too stop laughing at me oh they poisoned me Chris but they’re science with science you know that one’s not hurting nobody we can just leave him alone tell the others tell them that Gotham’s protected by two morons and a Chris later

Um yes that one was confusing wasn’t it ah it’s not the third science at me you’re the riddle Batman was that freeze freeze if as I live in free I don’t think it’s freeze I don’t know what that was it’s like a dolphin in a mech suit

Is that what’s going on Beat It Up kill it now we can cross this oh this is getting tricky there oh even though we turned that again aha [Applause] uh do we need to turn this one there we go oh hot hot we are geniuses fly ah what are those this is like

Christmas butt cheeks don’t ask me how I know that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you heard me take this all right I got ink just like my [ __ ] suit oh God nobody needs that image fly I’m getting Frozen by that thing it’s shooting stuff at me what is that what is this

Ignore the thing that was shooting at you yeah so play crate ah is that a thing like that Mr Freeze put a dolphin a mech suit I don’t remember that episode super confusing aha we made it in the main building we were there now we’re here yeah

That turn it melt it forget about it don’t stop drinking the water I can’t help it how’s it supposed to go away we don’t get electrocuted if I drink all the water genius Chris that’s why they call you Boy Wonder Boy I wonder how he hasn’t drowned in his soup yet no puzzle

Piece found hey wait a second hey wait a second puzzles hey I was drinking soup yeah I saw you get electrocuted your butt and dragged into the water and you got the zap oh dang you’d be so mad if I hit you up oh I thought about as soon as I put my

Back here I was like well this is it this is how I die it’s a freeze there’s a free face one [Applause] I think this freezer he keeps throwing down ow watch him he’s hosing me off I feel like a hippie yeah get him he’s distract him by

Dancing Batman used to dance yes yes it’s working Chris it’s working he’s distracted he just stabbed me with an icicle I’m running away baby running away he’s down hit that thing what an idiot it I heard you like girders he’s Invincible right now he’s been generating don’t stop that oh wait

These are what it’s regenerating over here how do we destroy that thing okay I broke this one did you break one on the other side yeah I did a dolphin okay got the last regenerator oh there’s a lot of dudes in here Chris died where you going where you going we can

Run away from bat top Final Phase cheerleading me where’d you go it might have been an incident he’s a rat he likes to dress as a bat it’s true is he staring at you yeah it’s distract him with their fan dance Kick him in the knee frog kick him in the other knee big heavy exploded you idiot you bouncing the ice out here I didn’t do that he did that hey that’s pretty fun ice launcher can you get the thing over there how am I supposed to get to you now man like this

Oh oh nice to meet you hey where’d you get one from that’s not fair let me get it not use I’m You From Another Dimension I’m exactly like you in every way except I think the Earth is flat look at that cave what’s up in the gadget machine too and

We can get gadgets there’s a big old Penny over there but we’re looking for a Penny’s word it’s good stuff man it’s good stuff leave it like you guys enjoy wanna see this play for Minecraft Batman if you want us to fight the rest of the

Villains let me know leave a like leave a comment leave something why the Earth has a dome over it oh my God I love you Flat Earth Batman just like my butt cheeks do oh God nobody needs that image the leather really seals in the flavor