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I’m like Don Draper in the elevator I was gonna say the exact same thing [Laughter] What are we doing right now I’m waiting for you I’m the guest this is what I get on my episode Ludwig’s not here slime’s not here Nick’s naughty this is my nightmare episode of the yard I cannot believe they let me do this oh God oh God oh guys guys guys

Celebrities are captured for reasons that would shock both Democrats and Republicans alike online creators Anthony slime Bruno and Ludwig the durers agrin have been kidnapped from their Los Angeles County homes transported to none other than covet Island resemblance to Epstein island serves as a hiding place for the unknown entity a

Cabal of scientists who fell into radioactive elements and are now super weird sounds bad our sources tell us Bruno are undergoing a harrowing process called dewokification Critters and milked of the vaccine that once protected them there’s no telling how long it’ll be until you can look it out and they will be sentenced to a life of solitude and also less concerts and stuff more at 11. guys our friends have been captured I

And it’s all over the news I just thought they’re sick you hear that there’s coveted Critters and uh they’re getting milked or something this is this is not good it sounds bad they see I just heard there’s images oh my god do you think that’s a lot of we get covered

Island which I hear is uh it’s close to Epstein Island it’s like a lot in the way that it kind of is that the White House in the background oh my dude oh they’ve been kidnapped they have them they have them tied up on a is that a plane yes

Uh that’s that’s covet island in the background the bottom of slime’s face that’s not normal I didn’t make these I’m sorry I did this this is from the news oh dude literal juice I thought that was only in Harry Potter I didn’t know that they had this in the real world

And slime has a a rat in his head I never wanted that’s not from I thought they were getting that was always there guys doing woke Aiden do you know what this means that we have to do does this mean we gotta save them no no we have to replace them what

So we’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna replace uh we’re gonna replace slime and or Ludwig because Stan’s you made this part uh you are on the yard now oh congratulations you’re in um you were our wait second choice uh our first got canceled and now I feel like you’re

Yeah yeah so what’s the our friends are on an island and you can’t even say anything and we have to replace them with one of these fantastic or less fantastic options we could save them we could save it we could go again yeah you want to go to Epstein Island I wanna

It’s not it was legally disabled let’s replace two people and it’ll be we’ll bring back uh esportsman like conduct that’s what I’m talking about all right so welcome back to the yard everyone it’s uh it’s Defcon five um two of our uh uh lovely hosts as we

Normally have both are on covet Island um getting milk to the vaccine I think they both have moderna it might be part of group chat I just saw the word covid and I glazed over it and I was like oh I guess they’re sick but apparently they’re on they’re

Getting dewalified yeah they’re getting dworkified by the unknown entity the liberal sickness and the liberal vaccine that’s being that’s being milked from them you’ve been very political because when I got here you were talking about how pissed you were about djt getting indicted for the third time

Was it was I pissed yeah I came in you were throwing chairs around the other room djt that’s a Justin Timberlake what was wrong with January 6th I thought we could protest I figured I thought we could get together even democracy but you seem to love it I I just think we

Have the right to gather and and bear arms and and take and take down I don’t think I can do it you’re not even inventory that’s not you you’re not this country I I’m naturalized in a way I’m more American than you are because I had I had to fight natural eyes

Do you know how naturalization works so true do you know how naturalization works it’s basically so so when you’re under 18 you don’t have to take the citizenship tests bro are you kidding me they have you file into the office you turn in your green card and then you beat the [ __ ]

Out of all the other kids and the last kids standing gets their [ __ ] citizenship yeah Hey so uh we’ve got a Tios ahead of us hey everyone cheer this episode this is kind of what we do when Ludwig’s not here now uh because we don’t know how to do it do

The show without without loving equals tears I can’t believe you just decided that he’s on the show I don’t want to do I I can’t express how much that distance I’m talking to him right now I’m interfacing sorry but I’m here should talk about this what’s your problem with stance

Imagine Sans is on this tier list yeah yeah how would you rank stands well you know if if he wasn’t if he wasn’t here out with it where would you where would you put okay offload that’s not yes and you’re not you’re you can’t offload the decision to

Him you have to what do you I would put it I would if I was here uh okay I want you to remember that we’re gonna look at this list at the end and compare me to the C tiers I I actually did look at the people at all except for I saw

And I was imagining faceless summoning Saul as the guest on every episode like he’s never physically present only his voices you know when I was in uh quiet I just got back two days ago you know I pooped four times in one day it’s my it’s my record currently why

That’s your record without being like sick right not diarrhea you know he’s like a constipated guy yeah you said that before no your record the other direction how long you’ve gone since pooping is actually crazy it’s a month and a half yeah that’s feels like it

Should be impossible uh no I’m dope with it I mean it’s got to come out somewhere if food’s going in you know yeah it actually doesn’t have to come outside I’m not like sweating it out you can sweat you sweat out the poop it starts coming out like Play-Doh if you wait

Long enough if I just squeeze all my hands really hard it comes out of my pores I like where the hair is yeah yeah it comes out like uh Mr Potato head’s hair yeah yeah and then you make like fake hot dogs with it and stuff it’s great your poop’s interesting the only

Interesting poops you take uh no they used to be bad what do you mean bad like bad for you or bad poops no like I would they would be bad like sometimes it’d be hard sometimes it’d be soft sometimes they have diarrhea sometimes you get stomach that’s just normal poops no

Everyone poops or variants yeah but they shouldn’t be like painful variants or like Rush together I only had painful poops as far as I understand you are you only had huge painful poops your entire life screaming so you’re gaping I’ve never looked I mean I’m not saying

You don’t have to look today I don’t think I’ve ever looked into my butthole really ever I don’t think so wait you you said that like it you said it multiple times yeah absolutely scares me wait why more than have you listen to your bow into your butthole not at your

Butthole I’m not into your body into yeah I like to see have you ever been in the mirror all right and I hate that it’s gonna be all right but you ever look in the mirror like this right and you kind of do one of these and you’re like that’s my butthole

I know I feel like you’ve done it I I started this with I haven’t so you’re just choosing to not believe me yeah but you just gave like you just gave an example of like such a specific position I’ve done I’ve done like a little bit of

The like you’re standing in front of the mirror and you gotta what is this you can’t get a good view from there what is it it’s a tough angle I mean that brings me to an important question before we do the tier list is are you a sitting wiper or a standing wiper

Stay in it what’s well now I’m scared to respond you stand in white half squat a stand he stand a little bit yeah I would consider myself a standard but I don’t know someone I’m a standing wiper to show them what I do yeah you stand up a

Little bit so you can spread your cheeks more so you can really get clean yes sir what yeah just pull your cheek that’s a sitter mentality yeah so also I have a bidet oh so do I but when you’re wiping down oh your toilet makes you come Aiden cool we

All think that’s really cool that your toilet makes you come from what water pressure level do you put your bidet on temperature okay so it’s It’s gotta be I like it a little cold well can I be real with you because it wakes you up this is a safe space yeah yeah

Look I’m a high I’m a highest pressure highest temperature guy yes I feel like that’s the fox I’ve already explored my prostate I don’t need it today I sat down at the company bidet which is on a different it’s got a remote it’s confusing okay uh shout out Swipe a days they’re very

Confusing um and uh it was on cold and it ran cold on me I wasn’t expecting it it was kind of like I thought I was gonna drink some Sprite and it was milk right and then I was like a little bit but like about him talking about sitting like

Getting a shampoo bottle top in his ass right onto a shampoo bottle head the one that’s like this oh oh like like you push down and it comes yeah not like the fish head that you would get like a kid shampoo he was playing hooky wait the fish headed like

The No More Tears you ever seen the one that looks like a fish oh but it’s like a leaf shape it’s like that uh like flatter top yeah yeah no it’s more like uh the one that’s like literally up my finger like that yeah so it’s terrifying

It kind of like it hit the G-Spot and that’s gonna bleed I’m not really sure where it is uh no it didn’t bleed it just gave me a little spook oh sit down far enough to depress it so that it shots shampoo up here everyone asks that really that’s I don’t feel a

Comfortable answering that’s fair duty car [ __ ] [ __ ] my shampoo bottle oh my God I got a L’Oreal pied Let’s uh let’s whip up the tier list up first on the tier list for potential new yard members is Aiden Ross in the top left we’ll go in uh alphabetic not

Alphabet chronologic what is it if list order uh yeah they’re not in alphabetics he would be and he’s bad at that I’d put him in F I like the idea of having a richer Aiden though oh oh you see a oh Aiden Ross wait you don’t like moderately wealthy Aiden no it’s boring

You’re like oh I bought like a thousand dollar shirt like he’s gonna buy stupid [ __ ] like he’s gonna be like I bought like four Lamborghinis of the joke I think it’d be kind of fun to have someone who might just send you pictures of their balls all the time on the

Podcast we have uh Anthony and Lubbock okay so having the ball’s guy covered well then maybe you no they’re gone they’re not here they’re dead Riot they are getting milk they’re being milked for their vaccine yeah so their balls are placed the ball dry they’re gonna

Have no balls left to be emptied I’m sorry do you think the liberal virus is in their balls yeah oh definitely it’s the it’s the it fills the liminal space within the balls what is the liminal space the the space between balls you know you know how when they try to

Explain how the universe expands and it’s like expanding from every point of the universe at all times sure it’s like that’s kind of what’s inside your balls it’s not you can’t you can’t and it’s wokeness yeah you can’t comprehend the scale and it’s filled with longness

Stop a question okay might be dumb yeah you know you guys remember Pangea yeah it was great we were like whoa we’re all going this way that’s crazy yeah yeah how why come we don’t go and go all the way around and hit each other again

I’m gonna blow your mind I hate him we are he knows this is the same chance you don’t know how dope Hawaii Russia is gonna be that’s gonna be the first one that’s gonna be so dope it’s like yo it’s really confusing a lot of islands but also missiles

I don’t I don’t believe him I refuse to believe him Sarah Palin her backyard will actually be Russia now if we wait if we make billion millions of years um okay but all seriousness Aiden Ross would probably be a really he wouldn’t show up on time we can’t have two people

Who do that his name’s Aiden that’s confusing I think you’re right I think we should put him in the I think besides those things he’d be great I think I think we have to be honest with ourselves I think he might be D because he manufactures clips of her business stupidity think about

The way Aiden Ross gets clipped right now right right and it’s like he his Clips make it to a new level of the masses because of her how like insane the things he says are I know what’s happening here I think I could also convince him that the Hulk is real I

Didn’t know you could I think Aiden just wants to be the one that doesn’t get made fun of and with Aiden Ross he knows that that will be the new Aiden punching bag and so I wouldn’t let him put it back down enough no no no no

I like to eat because I want to convince him the Hulk’s real you’re out voted two to one uh all right next is amaranth we got some uh people we’ve already had on our show she’s been on the Pod so she’s actually a veteran experienced I

I actually she did a pretty good job on her guest episode I thought she did a really good job I I do think hmm I think of a lot of because she’s a real person but I think a lot of the novelty of her coming on is you expect

Her to be one way but then you you meet her and she’s actually like very well spoken and very intelligent and very interesting right and I wonder if that novelty goes away as a permanent member of our show like is she is she someone who’s gonna

Mesh into our Dynamics so well that that novelty being gone is going to still make her a good guest or remember I think the bigger issue is that she’s like a landlord right like five gas stations yeah and landlords are they’re included in a cab yeah exactly controls too much Capital

She’s one of the first when The Guillotines come out she is too we’re in a yard though she could like own our like our house she might actually own the house it seems like she owns we pay our lease has been to Amber but do you think about the [ __ ] patreon perks

Oh you guys aren’t thinking right now we’re not thinking patreon would go crazy if we had Amber it’s like we’re starting a third show guys I think she’s of this list she’s one of my top candidates this is tough I think B I think she’s in B for sure

Oh there’s an S here oh yeah I probably also have more women on the show I’m starting to think hey I’m starting to think it’s a valuable pick I respect that we make triple or no you make way more we make we would make we do a podcast it’s not about the

Quality of the episode it’s about being rich all right well then yeah then she’s Bob stoppage here well it’s all of it it’s also the quantity it’s all it’s all about I don’t know I don’t know if she can if she just uh she’s she’d clearly unlock a pathway

Into different types of content that we don’t have access to right now or we have access to but I don’t know you could do it do you see her as more of a slime replacement or a lovely replacement she’s got to be a loved one right yeah because you’re not a wild

Card like slime but she could be the money bags she could be uh celebrity right aspirational people like I want to be amaranth you know yeah yeah has a different chest than the rest of us oh now you’re thinking um actually feels a lot I think amaranth is an a tier replacement yeah

Uh Anthony Padilla oh Smosh I think Anthony would abandon his podcast for ours he’d be he’d look at us like his podcast is bigger than ours no not really right is it wait is it are you considering his it’s a show sure but I think it’s like highly edited

There’s a lot of cards okay this is my definite I’ve defined podcast for a show before right that’s part one that’s definition two is a podcast does not or a show has a required visual element right to digest it so if you are watching a podcast that without its

Visual you don’t understand most of what’s going on you have more of a show right whereas if your podcast can rely solely on audio but has a video element too it can still be a podcast it’s like there’s a podcast his name is a show could we talk about things on the screen

All the time oh no I’m Anthony Padilla sorry his is a podcast yeah his podcast Anthony padillas yes what can you not get from his show he shows like graphics on the screen as he watches they talk about the graphics right yeah but not that much right it’s like here’s it here’s a

Question is Larry King’s interview show a podcast definitely oh yeah okay especially if it’s posted to Spotify this is just I think it is and is it yeah definitely all right I’m this is [ __ ] me up I think you don’t know what a podcast yeah um I think Anthony Padilla is actually

The like a good Ludwig replacement he carries a lot of the same like weight and confidence experience positive yeah he’s such a nice guy and it’s like so nice it’s like well what do we we already have Aiden are you the nice guy because Anthony’s because Anthony Anthony Padilla is nice but he’s

Not troubled like Aiden like Aiden freaks out he gets all crazy on us every time we Chihuahua right I’m I’m back to in a corner they I don’t know what I would do I can’t they’re like they’re like I can’t believe this guy he’s doing it I can’t believe this guy loses his

Mind they backed me to the corner with tasers every episode oh oh I can’t believe Aiden and finally cracked I feel like you’re cracking now that’s what I’m saying I am that’s what I’m saying he is uh look I think that Anthony uh he’s also another Anthony it’s fine because he’s replacing an

Anthony so I don’t actually have to learn a new name and it’s a show not a podcast and Anthony’s hot yes we have a hotter Anthony with more internet street cred uh cool tattoos probably has cool friends line holding he could probably introduce me to Freddie Wong uh which is

Cool for me I’m putting him beats here can I pitch something to you okay four Replacements have to be the same name Aiden Ross Anthony Padilla Ludwig von Beethoven the guy who has Lubbock on Twitter and um okay let’s go next asman gold I you know what yeah I respected the hustle

For so long like right like when Adam and gold stuff would come up on Twitter where it was just like yeah he’s a slob and he owns it and stuff I’d be like [ __ ] yeah like this is a dude this is a self-made millionaire in Social

Credibility right this guy is a Ledge in my eyes until the post about the teeth blood the teeth all over his walls and he just has caveman teeth blood all over his walls I was like that is Sinister I don’t know if I can get over the teeth blood really

Yeah like if he was sitting right here he was doing your body it’ll forever be the teeth black guy like it’s like oh if only if only there was like what was he like what was he was he thinking he’s thinking about his raid the next time

Like you know those videos on YouTube where like you put a banana in a room for like like two years but then you speed it up time lapse we kind of turned the yard into that with him like we could all just kind of look at him when

He’s here yeah see what he does and to see what happens right and then we can clock up we can clock out go home uh so I’m thinking actually D tier is actually too wrong um he is a podcaster so he has chops he could he could bring his opinions too

Very strong he’s a streamer right so he can talk for a long time anyway like I just kicked in good conscience put him in the same tear as Aid Ross all right next is our boy Caleb Pitts I don’t think you know Caleb I don’t know Caleb unfortunately Caleb was Caleb’s from pot

About list he’s uh he’s been on our show I’ve been on their show uh Kale’s one of the funniest people I know but he’s bald so there’s a couple things to consider here he’s bald and he he’s a good cop so he falls into a cab right um and I think

If you’re bald you also fall into a cab I don’t know do you know the rules you should I think it kind of so he has double a cab which might cancel out might be like a PEMDAS situation right uh it’s a good replacement we have a bald placement I do think we

Have all the bald sort of pent up like need to get rid of that energy that he would fulfill he’s someone that we could well there’s two types of bald people and I don’t know this man my choice in my life uh well the neighborhood Choice uh there’s the Angry Ball people and

Happy ball people right there’s like ones that are at peace who are all villains he’s at peace well who’s a piece fine peace he’s at peace have you seen the opening like the opening cut scene in Diablo it’s like to find the truth you have to donate you

Got to donate a little blood you know right that’s what Jasmine gold truth that’s maybe eight here because he brings nothing but amazing bands but he brings no he brings no patreon money patreon opportunities like Tony Tony Hawk stat sheet is it a landlord which I think you know

So he’s not bringing that prize I mean we have beef does that matter oh maybe that’s interesting beef for the show dude because like we hate because West coasters West Coast right and New Yorkers hate West coasters a little bit more than Western yeah or they say yeah East Coasters but

Like kind of specifically New Yorkers really yeah it is do you think they hate us more yeah 100 right I don’t think we I I I’m like Don Draper in the elevator I was gonna say the exact same thing think about you at all and the New Yorkers like [ __ ] [Laughter]

You know the pizza is good in Italy too I went there I don’t know we take the pizza and we fold it and we eat it that’s the whole thing okay well I don’t think any of that matters I think that we can move on I think whatever you like I think Caleb’s

A I think I think he is one of our best episodes yeah uh and we can we can go on speaking of one of our best episodes Connor Connor dog voice actor.com.jp actually forward slash uh healthy boner uh for a chance to win for a chance to win

On fans new sponsor for the show Connor uh famously from trash chase the anime podcast that can’t lose it would be so disingenuous to put him in anything but s oh yeah he’s great after he’s handsome too after they said do you know that we

Have two okay so we have three how funny Would it be we have three videos that have hit a million views and Connor is in two of them what’s the third the third one is our identifing episode ah yeah classic so foreign episodes trash station is a cheat code

It’s really crazy yeah yeah um he’s one of my favorite people he’s I don’t want to say it no he’s not sorry it’s fine it’s fine he’s Welsh it’s chill oh okay he’s well like the stuff you put on hot dogs right exactly like that he showed me and my

Wife around Japan booked everything for us uh spoke to everyone it was actually the nicest thing people have done nice I hate it yeah he’s actually so nice like to uh to a degree at fault do you remember do you remember who else was on the trip

With you who else was there uh yeah well I wasn’t gonna mention you and Ludwig the whole thing I was there for all of it our friend Lotto was there now he’s dead he’s right there what are you talking about that’s what I’m saying yeah so is Ludwig should you and your

Wife around well I sorry Connor dog showed me and Aiden and my wife and Ludwig around I feel like I did a lot of the tour guide and I feel like none of the tour guide like we’ll teach you how to ski and then you immediately left us that’s not true yeah

You also lied to us about which Hill was the Bunny Hill and took us on way too hard no way I want to move on to the next one I’d love for you guys to do an entire episode of Seinfeld right now one of the most mean comments I’ve read

On our show is someone says Nick looks like Clint Stevens if you left him in a washing machine oh that is mean so I don’t know if I can have another Me Maybe Clint is like so handsome though that it doesn’t matter you know maybe

It’s still a compliment are you a team I feel like you could be you could either be Clint Stevens is really handsome or Clint Stevens looks like every little brother I’ve ever met let’s see if it’s just say it so you’re Quinn Stevens is handsome guy and a pedophile

Well I did not say he was pedophile Phil Stevens is famously 17. that’s not true that’s not true that’s not true ah it doesn’t know damn dude you’re being real weird eh dude he’s dead that’s crazy they’re chasing me again that’s crazy [Laughter] oh my God

Okay I I I have a clean Stevens confession though I he he’s everybody’s like favorite he’s always in the list of like best streamers favorite streamer streamers your streamer streamer type of thing dude I know nothing about this guy I’ve never watched him spent more time playing Super Mario 64

With Clint Stevens that I have watching Clinton being clear cool he’s great he’s a cool guy very funny uh chill Knows My Name yeah yeah that’s it uh Clint disappears though right that’s his thing yeah yeah like very frequently that knocks him down but I do think it would give our podcast

Some sort of Allure like he’s one of those beloved streamers that like yeah I don’t think anyone hate watches him no he’s also mysterious which is cool which is pretty cool yeah what’s he doing when he goes off no you have to be vulnerable on a podcast eventually don’t you have

To show some of yourself well that’s the whole goal that’s why people watch it I don’t think he’d ever open up never I don’t think he’d ever open up I think if we were like Clint what makes you tick like what if what would you die about

And he would just be like Mario and he cries no he wouldn’t cry you don’t think he would cry no and then he wouldn’t show up for 10 episodes wow these two two mysterious who wouldn’t show up enough and he’s and I’m kind of the token redhead but he’s below asthma

Gold I like him in asthma gold tier actually he’s been alone but he’s below teeth blood uh sorry does left to right matter are we saying that are we going one deep in this uh it will into a moment where we get bored and then we’ll stop making it

Matter but for now it matters today’s podcast is brought to you by cash app it’s got tools for saving spending and sending it’s an all-in-one way to control and grow your money you know Aiden you know I went do you ever go to your bank you find yourself going to

Your bank uh yeah you go to your bank and it’s like you’re waiting in some long line I had to go to my bank recently Aiden my lovely my rose and I I went for a all I needed to do was talk to a banker what you expect at a bank

They would have those uh no I’ve had this problem and I go to the bank and I go and they’re like sorry there’s no Bankers in it’s like if I went to In and Out and they’re like we don’t have Burgers sorry no bankers and so I’m like

Okay fine I’ll go to the nearest bank which is like eight miles away I drive to that bank they also didn’t have bankers and I’m like what is happening do I not know something am I dumb I go to the Third Bank they finally have a

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Um all right courage JD s now explain your work I love courage JD wow and I used to love courage JD and you were a sales guy this kind of checks out ironically like he’s so silly Avengers Assemble and then you know what I’m talking about the Tweet Avengers

Assemble never gets old uh like this post I’ll smoke you out um he tweets funny stuff like that and I would make fun of him and then I started watching when he actually just seems like a really nice genuine dude who’s just kind of a nerd you don’t go with

The route like I’d love to play around and golf with him don’t do that that he’s great to play golf I would love to do a podcast with him is all I’m saying I think oh yeah you guys could talk about like finance and streamers he’d be a good hang is awesome

Oh I feel I feel the spirit entering me I feel feel Anthony Bruno spirited me put him in F put him in F Well you know it’s cool that him being on our show is that um we could actually probably fit 40 hundred more ads yes into the episode

Is the Tostitos this is money that’s what he does he would just say a word and it would play an ad and you’d have to go through an ad per word actually we might have to pay him per word actually I think it’s way so I feel I feel bad

Because I I I actually think courage would be a good static podcast host that’s what I’m saying I actually do think that but Anthony used it last time we did a tier list Anthony used his so did you ever see our guy tier list yeah I saw that I didn’t watch the episode

But I saw the tier list I see how only two people on the entire thing were like actual people there was a Wrangler and then there was courage JD right because the rest were like the guy yeah and everybody every each one of us had a one

Ton to put one guy anyway you could you could go over anyone’s vote and Anthony used his one time to put courage in in death penalty it was in jail it was in jail I thought it was when we kill him so we put courage there and I think it

Is way way funnier if courage sees this and sees himself in Africa it’s so I just want Curry to find out why I wonder how many he’s already watched right before this segment right before this segment it’s like the [ __ ] native deodorant hell yeah dude [ __ ] yeah uh okay

Um daily dose of Internet oh that’s a yes actually I’m blind that is an interesting person to have on here so he would probably be a like a he’s got so many little fun little people no every segment would be like like this

Video so I would be like I want to put a bullet in the head of ex-celebrity and then he’d be like you guys seen that video of the rat eating the snake like you’d have so many little right Bailey doses right to trim feed you during the podcast yeah if you ever get

A little bored you take a little sidebar baby I think my like my blood boy yeah hello everyone is that pretty good it was not bad it would get old wouldn’t it get old on well I don’t know I don’t know anything about him this is never the

Problem I know nothing and you’ve seen some of the compilations right yeah I can only base his performance based off of his but look podcasting is a shorts based Market oh and you think he could conquer the shorts I think that if we if we so we have him right which means that

We have the rights that he has to post the clips that he has the rights to post right because he works with all the networks that own the most viral videos right right he does he does pay for the clips right that’s his thing uh yeah yeah that’s cool well he works like

There’s like basically like conglomerates that oh that own viral videos there’s like seven of them right who instantly buy viral videos right something goes on they message them like they’ll pay you for pay you for it they own the rights to it and then they sell

It to other people or strike them for uploading it uh and so imagine we have that guy on our team right so it’s like imagine like every five seconds of the yard this is a fun little clip of a bear or it could be like the most viral clip yeah

He’s just getting he’s just getting us the best I feel like our attention would be crazy all right our money would be out of the out of the roof okay here’s an idea for Clips daily dose is now a host you just do Subway Surfer Style

Constant viral Clips at the top the yard at the bottom this is why we got him this is why we got him and not another someone like you this is why we got him content brand business always thinking about retention attention and detention okay too eight no no no no no no uh

Definitely not age here honestly well we all disagree wow here oh yeah oh wait what do you think daily dose is oh I think he’s uh I’m good with B okay uh you would be right and we’re gonna be going into Dr K which is also a letter

Uh Dr K do you think that uh what you don’t like that the thing is I loved it but I didn’t think it was the style of Comedy that I would be bombarded with on this podcast because that’s like my favorite joke yeah my favorite type of

Rap is when rappers do the whole alphabet yeah when they’re like uh I’m a badass cool you want to do the whole thing it’s like it’s a Trope that white people love when other people spell things Mac Lethal does the alphabet as fast as humanly possible oh I I I’ve seen this okay

I literally thought this was a thing you were making up no this is a real Trope yeah this is like a bunch of rappers will do like the whole alphabet I think baby Tron even did it yeah it’s it’s transcended Generations it goes back to uh

What’s the and we can have the old clip of Daniel Radcliffe wrapping the alphabet I’ve never seen it oh that’s oldie decent oh God this is your humor you’re supposed to latch on I’m sorry I apologize I’ve done impressions of you and how I’ve never done one to you oh

Yeah you did one to me because one time we went to a donut shop at like midnight and it was me uh it was me Mr donut you and slime and the whole time you were like Hey we’re stands in atriak hey truck I don’t think we should do this

Man that was the whole that was you did like an hour straight that’s so cool it was we’re so I miss him can you tell me the flowers actually oh yeah oh no funerals complete no I like out Ludwig there’s just no acknowledgment of London you’ve just replaced welcome to

Ridge you’re placed him we picked uh you know we picked someone in a lot of big uni taller version do you think okay Dr K do you think this is I I think I would just cry a lot more you think so I think I would be more vulnerable you think

You’re in touch I think that part of the Allure of our show is that we’re you know we can be psychotic or unaware and that’s the fun and he would bring too much Clarity like he’d be like this is why you guys all feel this way and we’d

Be like well now it’s no fun no it’s not fun to feel that way no it’s not fun to be irrational Dr K yeah it’s like you’re saying this because you hate and love you guys you guys say you guys say words of affection weird because you don’t

Want to assert them properly but they could also be it could also be kind of like the Always Sunny therapist episode where we like break him right that’s really [ __ ] that could be good we wear them down over time we could wear his skin on our skin give me the man he

Could be like a shirt in the corner instead of me yeah everyone you’re rating is just someone you think can take your job in the pit somebody else is the Lighting Rod you’re a crab in a bucket and you’re just hoping for another girl also replaces the old guy uh oh interesting

I think no I think when I really think about it I think him sort of explaining why we’re all acting the way we are would kind of ruin it for me too much I don’t think I have what it takes to break him right you were telling me

About the freak method though you don’t think that if two people were freaking well he wouldn’t adopt the Freak No no he’s a licensed therapist no but what I’m saying is do you think licensed therapists can stop the freak method will be a perpetual motion machine I’ll provide him endless things to therapise

I see and he will never stop therapy so that’s his dream Unstoppable forces yeah perpetual motion yeah you’re letting your free flag fly so I think I think Dr K is a bad replacement okay so you would put him with [ __ ] Nick fuentes’s best friend no I put him on scene he said

Bro yeah well that’s actually great I might put asthma gold above him now that I think that dream dream oh we would be uh I know I just said how hard it would be laughs we would be immune to missile strikes because because his cabal would protect

Us from even the government oh I didn’t think about the perks why you want the stands yeah and we’ve got those no but they turned they’ve turned it for the audience for the people reading the audiobook we shared a little look oh we did share a little look a little cheeky little pew

Pew it was a part of it because we have a new handshake as the new best friend of the show yeah yeah is what he has and it’s what my name is the Nick and Stan’s show starring Nick again and stance and a flower with a

Uh dream and dream would be a bad guess or bad uh host I think because he only knows how to speak uh simlish bear which is what they talk in Minecraft I think uh and he wears a mask which would make audio bad right um more of a technical concern yeah dude

What if we all got Mass too though like we’re like Hollywood Undead that’d be kind of cool uh you guys ever do you should do a v tuber episode you know oh it’s not a bad idea we need a little card up here for Stan

So I can put him and S here you gotta you gotta pipe down uh I would love to do a YouTuber episode um it’s dream I think is a d tier uh you know when I first got into youtubing so I probably had like 15 videos or something we did a

Bros versus Bros with dream like let’s play Minecraft against I mean this was at the height of dream and that video I put out I literally beat dream in a Minecraft speed run got like 5 000 views wow at the height of dreams so you’re saying he failed off I’m saying that I

Don’t think he’s gonna even give you the sauce you think he would get in D you want to put dream in F is that what you’re saying I want to swap stand it stands for the same reason that we are prone or immune to missile strikes we

Are also in danger of receiving them sorry I thought F was the best golf rule I thought F was a [ __ ] yeah that’s our homie here so true so let’s put him in D for dubs Minecraft player facts facts uh is this Drew Gooden I [ __ ] love Drew good indeed you see

His uh he had a Guitar Hero video today very good what do you think what is it about uh so he did a video of wood playing Guitar Hero would getting good at Guitar Hero transfer over to playing guitar he’s been playing guitar for 10

Years he’s good but he’s like if I play Guitar Hero beat all the levels on Expert will I get better and it’s just a nice 20 minute romp shouldn’t he have gotten someone who doesn’t play guitar uh yeah but I think he just like wow I’m really good at guitar after playing

Guitar Hero it’s one of those 10 years of a passion you want to make a video about it like how can I shoehorn this in you know and but also me do it yeah yeah exactly I have a question for you yeah look at droogen yeah I just look at him

Real quick yeah do you think slime would would recognize him in the street after watching One Drew Gooden video slime knows who Drew Gooden is okay but claims to be the biggest true good fan too oh we know he has only seen maybe half of a

Video yeah okay that’s fair do you think he would recognize him on the street if he crossed him I’m not saying it’s a streamer Awards I’m saying they’re going to Costco yeah they’re in Florida he’s at a 7-Eleven yeah he crosses them I think Drew Gooden is very recognizable

I think slime would uh this is not the best picture but if you watch one Dragon recognizable I think you’d recognize yeah for sure he’s a little misshapen in a way that makes him recognizable is probably my favorite YouTuber don’t say that part just so that the tick tock

Includes it just say how you feel right I just think you know he’s my favorite misshapen YouTuber it’s like you want to get your dog from the pound and not from like a reputable breeder right cause it’s more he looks like he would voice The Lego Movie characters he does kind of yeah

That’s not that’s not unique looking that’s that’s guy number seven I think you know um [ __ ] who was the guy that was in parks and rec who is now Star-Lord oh uh Chris Chris Pratt uh you know Chris Prattville before he was ripped he’s just like a little different he’s

Like a white guy and he’s got the hair but he’s a little different now it’s Mario a little different oh Mario I never saw Mario movie really no it sounds yeah I wanted to but I think Drew would be a great addition uh I think he

Brings I think he brings an energy that none of us quite have I think speak to that what’s the energy Normie no I don’t view him as super Normie really no I view him as like I said as an insult I feel like no normy’s an insult they’re they’re poison people they’re yeah

That’s that’s he thinks that oh you think that too oh yeah he thinks the stories I think normies are nice well because you’re closer you’re on the normies I I only know what I geographically grew up around that’s all I know you guys see the game uh.com

That’s fine yeah no bro I think it’s the exact same you think that normally thinks that they grew up in a different state they’d be a fan of that football team I mean they still would all be like Packers fans uh why is the image Go why’d it go away oh

They want us to discuss more in depth but you’re good I think Drew good would be good I think the edit to answer your question the energy is he’s got this kind of like confident awkward guy right like we’ve got like regular awkward guy who lacks confidence we’ve got confident

Guy who isn’t awkward we’ve got is it overly confident can you see me that way I was talking about loving oh he pointed to me in the eyes uh I imagine him there honestly I’m just you know the lights are off I’m picturing him I’m actually yeah

Bro uh and then we have chaotic evil um and then we have uh me uh dope Viber right weed smoking so it’s awkward guys so I think that he brings energy I think that he is a I think that he would maybe be uh eight

Here I think he’s bottom of a uh uh right now I put him on top of a uh let’s be middle of a middle of a um Hassan well I’ve heard Hassan is a bit of a troublemaker in terms of showing up on time and scheduling and I know who you

Heard it from because you definitely didn’t hear from the other guy who’s a troublemaker I won’t say I will out my source my sources okay plural but when she told me I uh you know but Hassan brings a you know a level of machismo and hotness you

Guys don’t ever I think Crews need a big guy we need a big guy Ludwig’s our big guys he’s gone and he’s also not a big guy what are you saying oh yeah he’s strongly short he’s now he’s not big he’s not short I think anyone you can’t

Call someone under six foot a big guy you guys could use a big guy put him bottom eights here um I don’t like how much he knows about politics though I see because I like that we don’t really know a lot I also did not abilities yeah we like to argue

About it you know what I like about him he’d be he’d be unlike you when I’m like oh wow this is [ __ ] third Trump indictment that’s [ __ ] crazy it’s actually a historical moment in American politics you know instead of you guys just [ __ ] you know saying nothing and

Then turning back to the Valerian stream maybe he’d talk to me about it right what do you want to say you want him to [ __ ] wax poetic about the [ __ ] president I’m gonna say something like like I like to play his Donald Trump but that’s his penis

And you laugh like that yeah it’s funny you don’t want a song here I don’t know that’s true right like we’d have to get like a lot of laundry right I actually could be in this yeah that’s the chair he sat in when he visited when they visited right oh no no

Wait will didn’t I don’t remember you know I don’t like that you said yeah yeah yeah that you helped them do it yeah zipper zipper you’re on thin ice zippers on the whack playlist at the moment for helping out the rival podcast um okay real real [ __ ] Hassan where does

He go this is a tough one I’m feeling mid energy at the moment is that crazy of me is that crazy like I don’t know it’s not crazy at all I think he’s top of C the redeeming factor for me is he’s a big guy and it’s cool to say we’re gonna

Put him in C above Clinton Stevens uh yeah I know one below no above concealers you’re right yeah I want you to look at that group and think that that’s my peers uh Tyler won something about the idea of us three and tyler1 being on a podcast together is so

Funny to me it is so much funnier to me than any of these other comments I think he’s clear AIDS here we move on uh yeah I’m down to lock it in it because he would bring almost a slime-like energy yeah but yeah but only raw anger nothing

Else yeah it’d be good we need someone to be a little psychotic yes um speed oh speaking I should be a little psychotic uh I talk about getting Clips oh yeah he’s in the hospital two days in a row uh it’s more than one yeah less than three

Uh that’s my favorite play maybe on Tick Tock where he goes when does this get good and everyone used it when it’s Doki Doki and then the last name seen that one nope no oh he’s like next next ah when does this game get good and then

It’s that scene in Doki Doki you look it up it’s a very famous people were using it as a template it [ __ ] rules wait can I see it yeah yeah it’s not when does this get good speed me and Bud would watch like a hundred of them on

One of these shoots we were just sitting there watching them you’re the guy I thought you’re the guy who doesn’t consume content uh I don’t watch YouTube videos pretty low for me he has a view generating blood machine which I do like but but I think that uh loud is funny

Yes is bad oh you don’t like loud it’s funny loud is funny is bad yeah I think that that’s his kind of [ __ ] we just put tyler1 in eight here dude skip skip but when does this game get [ __ ] good [Laughter] I [ __ ] love that that’s pretty good yeah he’s a farmer he’s a clip farmer he I I dude I think that he’s above Aiden Ross yeah I think Aiden Ross has crossed the threshold of like he’s old enough to know better yeah of course yeah I don’t

Feel like Steve I don’t think speed is old enough to know better yet I think speed can read damn bro tell them how you really feel about Aiden Ross uh can I tell you when we were filming juice Aiden Ross was a guest before he had like his full Nazi

Turn and the only conversation that he could hold was Call of Duty isn’t as good anymore as it used to be when he was in high school yeah which is so funny that’s his thing bro [ __ ] I’d be like [ __ ] window on a hardpoint Black Ops 2 dude

Better but I get why MW choose the goat though and actually world it was kind of dope but drop shotting was broken and Black Ops 2 had the best competitive scene that’s what I would say dude and then I’d be like I was Optic versus Evil

Genius is best for rivalry dude do him encourage JD that’d be a good Duo I think they would actually see that’s what I like about courage I think he’s an every man he could buy he truly is he’s in every man um speed is a easy b top of b b no

Bottom just for Cliff farming Cliff farming I’m down I think he’s high energy I think uh I don’t want to dress it but between Clint Stevens and Hassan put them above us on at least for me okay yeah it’s also funny because Hassan will see that and be like what the hell

Um who is this J slot The View monster The View machine the guy who is addicted to watching his bank account go up in numbers yeah that’s uh so he brings a healthy stability to the group right yeah which is what we care about j-shot’s a good

Guy you know when I when me and Aiden were nobodies uh we met a lot of streamers and I don’t know Aiden’s uh experience meeting streamers but my experience meeting a lot of streamers is they’re kind of looking for the more famous person in the room you feel like

You can feel it a lot of the time where like you meet them and they’re kind of like oh that’s loving I’m gonna go over talking and Jay schlatt was never like that Jay schlatt thought we were cool and hung out with us and was like you

Guys want to watch iCarly with me and we’re like yeah and then we hung out with him all day and he was tight so I think he would bring the friend element which is what you are literally which is something we are trying to replace right similar to amaran he’s already done an

Episode that was quite good where he melded well carried the conversation well he’s funny he’s a big guy he knows how to invest he’s a big guy meters full eye with him honestly I was gonna put him a and then I thought big guy I’m thinking s Maybe no I don’t think

I don’t what I think in my heart of hearts like is Jay schlock gonna [ __ ] show up on time I don’t know I feel like has he showed up on time in the past you’ve been reliable yeah he has been pretty reliable pretty reliable I think he just doesn’t have them Connor’s got

That magic you know what the J slot thing is though he’s not going to want to put any work into the show he wants to show up and be Jay slide and leave yeah I have to imagine all four of you can’t be putting in the same amount of work show no yeah

[Laughter] feel like then that’s fine are you just looking for someone to take up some of the slack yeah but I could I could message Ludwig and be and be like I think Ludwig cares more about making content that feeds his soul than Jay schlatt does I see I think Jay shot

Wants to make contact see the number Jason he wants to see the numbers uh which I don’t think is very aligned with the yard’s mission statement right you guys aren’t just like hey everyone join the patreon the yard is kind of an outlet for Artful ideas and experimentation yeah besides

The podcast topics right and you’re a part of that now you’re I’m part of the terrorist artist before actually I didn’t get it and now I see it yeah thank you um I think J schlot is a tier sure um who is this movie I can’t tell Carl I

Actually saw Jacob see I maybe I’m maybe I’m just a sucker for Carl that’ll that Carl charm but I think Carl’s top a I think he’s B what I love Carl and he’s a Viber and a banter and he’s funny I like that and he’s on he’s he’s a banter but he’s a

But he’s young dude what’s that you guys because he’s a young guy you’re the young guy now we don’t need another young guy I mean we need more youth right because you’re you’re gonna make it probably next time that’s like plus 20 protection I like you know like where the the dream

We kind of get the same dreams right yeah it’s not quite Shooters as strong maybe it’s stronger I don’t really know potentially stronger now but you also have a bit of a Mr Beast force field in there as well yeah I think he just he he’s one of the

Funniest people we’ve ever had on in my opinion he’s like very quick he’s good to roll with it he’s got he’s got an Xbox Live call energy he’s got the a forged in the fires of not getting roasted by my friends right right always on the defensive always on

Defense I found him to be a nice guy he talks about like people who weren’t just like looking for the most famous person in the room I talked to him about the hit TV show Survivor for like half an hour at dinner once you know what you’re

Right Carl is a tier and I’m remembering the reasons why I like him so much now and the Survivor thing was one of the things when I met Carl the first thing I did was we passed a soccer ball back and forth like he just died me and was like

I’m kicking you a soccer ball now right and then we were just playing past and I hadn’t even spoken to him yet that’s how adult males make friends yeah yeah we broke along we had a go-long moment and then doctor Kelly would see that and he just he’d start telling me

About why I need this to [ __ ] break the Oedipus complex is what he’d say uh so Carl’s yeah uh Logan Paul or Jake Paul I I don’t know a lot of good business ideas I don’t know the difference good business ideas huge podcast unshakable morals yeah it’s just a

Trifecta was he the suicide forest one yes I don’t remember is that Logan or is Logan I was gonna say yes either way to be honest that’s LP box is a little less wait I call him LP JP yeah they both box and you said she’s

The boxer yeah one of them in a suicide forest that’s your boy only one of them only boxes For production yeah we have no idea which one I think this is Logan Paul it is Logan Paul can I pitch something both Paul’s both Paul’s same time together me me me I’m showering both balls walk in because I realized that you wanted to say this out loud

Uh and I hope you feel better for having done that to the hilt no I’m getting do it ah I’m not also wasn’t the rock guy at Dion said nothing guy you are sitting in the Rock guy’s chair Aiden’s trying to hit a [ __ ] not a spin yeah on Logan

Paul’s penis I I think I think Logan Paul Logan Paul uh much better look if this is the podcast host here list sure I think maybe we’re setting dude we can Pawn from the suicide forest and he would like probably know a guy to get us in you

Have to ask yourself how much does integrity matter and that changes where he goes on this list by a lot in my mind Integrity didn’t matter at all oh okay that is easy hey that’s how we’re talking this is tough I think he’s got to be above daily

You’re right I think yeah but I don’t know I think he’s below Anthony I think that’s a real nice sandwich yeah Logan Paul does his research like Anthony I couldn’t put him I couldn’t put him above Anthony in good conscience exactly yeah I also don’t want to move Anthony

Up necessarily also his well Logan Ludwig Logan I would kind of forget I think at some point like I would be like okay he’s already the Ludwig on his back I think that is what I needed to like put him in B yeah yeah is to know he’s a

Good lover I’ll mix them up sometimes um will Neff so we were the second member of the fearian podcast oh I think will Neff I think I can actually Overlook how bad he is at responding and showing up because of how money he is as Talent

Right he’s fantastic he is money yeah he goes far when he provides the age perspective that we are missing from slime where he’ll be like you guys ever remember mash and we’ll be like no and we’ll all laugh like like normal yeah right but then he’ll tell us about it

And he’s also like a he’s on the rise I’ve been seeing his viewership he’s getting [ __ ] two 3K viewers on stream and [ __ ] I’m like I think dude way more I think he’s like a crazy guy now yeah anymore I didn’t even know that that’s good for us we’re trying to venture into

Live soon uh so will I think is definitely above Hassan um because oh easy he’s not political he likes cool movies uh and he would give us a little more frat cred which Ludwig provided us right but he’s gone um but Logan’s gone so we need the frag

Cred I think I bring a lot of that already I think I think will is I’m fine with that I would put him below Carl but I respect your decision I think that we would all agree that will is like if I go will you’re standing here and you’re a pirate he’s like

Exactly he gets scurvy on the spot that’s what I’m saying yeah yeah and he’s always talking about you get scary it only gets curvy oh only for JP and LP Hey You ever use your underwear as a mood Setter Aiden I want you to put those on and dance for me

Okay I want you to put those those me undies on I want you to dance for me I don’t want you to say anything have you ever used your have you ever used your underwear like this never had a favorite pair for a special occasion like maybe your best friend

Dancing for you in front of your eyes that’s right I called you the BF don’t tell the other guys let’s talk about the times when the right pair of undies helped you feel more like yourself or whatever dance more sexy when me undies first sent us pairs of underwear we uh

We we put them on and we actually were all unanimously surprised by how comfortable that can you turn to the right keep dancing uh how comfortable they are because they are extremely comfortable they’re very silky uh they very quickly became my daily driving pair and what’s nice is

They have basically every single size so if you’ve got a double quadruple XL even uh ass like Aiden or Ludwig maybe uh or an extra small um they got your fit uh they monthly ship underwear straight to your door they have many options and uh interesting Styles what is that you’re

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Right now are we are infinite that’s me undies.com Dipper for 25 off your first purchase and free shipping uh and next is let’s go Nathan stands who I think is a uh no and I like this in the context of the tier list it implies that the new lineup will be two

Stanzas and me and you because it’s like the three of us hmm that’s what he’d be saying about you well he’s me stands would be tough now because we did we actually did the uh you’re not allowed to chime in so we actually did the patreon episode before

The main episode this week which is not normal and what I learned about stands during that patreon if you want to watch that go to the patreon.com the yard and watch it now uh what I learned from Stans is that he likes the process of making videos but does not like the

Aftermath the what is created the tracking that the trying to build upon that he is much more an experienced guy which tells me he would be zero help when it comes to ideating for the show I only expect him to come with things that

He wants to do so now we got two guys we have two stanzas that aren’t really doing that much which is bad for me because I’ll I’ll put a bullet through my head and the blood will be on the wall of my brain as well yeah and as we

Go to be finger painting right yeah and he’s on this it’s five people I think I do all right in a writer’s room I just don’t do good on my own I think with a quarter guidance if you assign me homework like hey come up with an idea

That’s not happening you know what if it’s like hey boys jumping Discord let’s figure something out what I do like about Sans and what I’ve heard through the grapevine huge [ __ ] of ah of off-brand don’t do that you’ve been to the onset you can’t uh what I what I’ve

Heard through the grapevine sure of off-brand is that Stan’s shows up yeah that’s my favorite he shows up anything early that’s what I was gonna say yeah even if bad at something willing to learn and get better at it oh yeah and he is on time and poignant and that’s

Big for me uh I know slime would have appreciated that if he was with us God bless his soul he’s somewhere he looks like a great Point he’d be there at 10 AM Sharp oh yeah I’m always on time that’s the thing about me I’m an on-time guy so at

Least you can do you guys know I I didn’t get this I didn’t see any of those images before I we did that oh really I didn’t see any of that so I was trying I love yasified for the first time that’s not normal Mr Beast no

Wow I just believe that’s what he looks like when he’s photoshopped and his face is elongated yeah it’s weird because I’ve met him right yeah um anyway I who are we on stands I think stands it’s weird because we already made it on the show it doesn’t make a lot of sense look

Zipper’s trying to do me dirty I see him he’s moving me down every time we look away from the screen I’m dropping a tear but stands away put him at the end we’ll come back to him uh next is mango I give you a terrible noise

I love mango he’s one of my favorites here’s the thing about mango is that we he might be the very top of like when it comes to guests we’ve had on this show the people the person we are the most a fan of right like a personal level deep down

I’m like mango could do anything he can come to my house and break my rare Panda egg that I keep on display he has done things like this and and I’m still gonna be like put that [ __ ] down air on Shield that he faded back and then they

Grabbed and then he punished and hot [ __ ] hot sexy only mango juice that exists that makes him immune from F tier it also kind of makes immune from D tier but it makes it but but he is look he’s not gonna I’m not put him in a

Chair and he’s just gonna bring up topics and talk about stuff or show up on time or anything he’s gonna he’s not gonna be helpful I think mango is a seat here I’m fine with that but I don’t like putting in bottom that feels bad I don’t want to put him next

Day in Ross he’s nice he’ll be happy he’s next to Clint yeah he will say that yeah that’s exactly yeah okay Michael Reeves He does have a little shine to him huh yeah yeah you know I like what Michael reuse he’s just so much fun to be you know what I mean you know when you meet a streamer for the second time but it’s been so long that I don’t know if you

Suffer from this because you’re also like a streamer but it’s been so long that you just introduce yourself again I introduce myself every time no matter what well now you wouldn’t do that with someone like uh like someone that you’re like I know they know who I am like I

Don’t know if anyone knows who I am no but there’s like like you wouldn’t do that with like Michelle Carter you’re right that’s a person yeah like you’d be like no we did a whole thing we had a whole moment like yeah I wouldn’t do

That we had a moment yeah so so uh with Michael Reeves when I when I the second time I met him I just reintroduced myself and he was just like dude we’ve already met that’s like I know you and I was like I’ve you know he’s like one of

Like two people who’ve ever done that right you know because you know that you’ve met certain people and they haven’t remembered yeah I had the same thing happen with him the second time I met him he he said don’t [ __ ] talk to me Jaden more like you then he made a cool

Robot we all clapped yeah and then the robot pissed on my leg because it was like oh he he no he came over to give me a hug like the second time I met him and to me I I think especially because like I know how like big Michael Reeves like if you

If you think about the gr besides maybe I guess Pokemon doesn’t count anymore because she she graduated but he’s probably the most well-known person on off on TV uh yes like he he he every video destroys everyone else off on TV and but besides viewers I think that he he would

Bring ideas oh yeah he would come and do creative like he would be like I want to build a robot that makes you all like shocked from the penis up and we’d be like dude yes yeah I’d love to get trucked through my penis because I think not only does it come

With ideas and it’s cool like he’s a good conversationalist have you seen him on I’ve seen some of his uh episodes on as a guest on other podcasts he’s always great he’s always funny he always has some sort of interesting anecdote it usually has to do with some sort of like

Crazy [ __ ] he did like in high school he also doesn’t [ __ ] with the the height ratio like we’ll still all be like the tallest guys yes you know because like we’re taller than we’re all taller than both you’re the big guy yeah no he’s the tall

Guy another big guy well yeah but being a big guy is not just height yeah but in a pinch you know what I’m saying yeah he’s the guy that if we need to go through the crack of a door like Flat Stanley we turn him sideways and he goes

Through to get the key yeah we’re outside of a club with because he hasn’t proven himself in the podcast uh viewership charts yet okay okay um no no sorry I said AMS uh yeah yeah for sure yeah uh Ninja ninja okay I feel like you shouldn’t be able

To say ninja I actually think I actually think he’s borrowed would be what yeah show your work I’m a ninji fan that’s crazy I was until this most recent thing he got drunk he’s talking [ __ ] about stable Ronaldo oh no that’s lame I was actually did you talk [ __ ]

About myth too yes you did yeah but when he talked when he talks [ __ ] it kind of cringed right because some people talk [ __ ] and I’m like that’s my goat yeah and some people talk [ __ ] and I’m like ah what is it can we distill that before

We judge him can we distill why it’s cringe ninja talks [ __ ] from a place of personal insecurity because he fell off and you think so that’s what it is I know so you know so dude dude have you seen the clips the clips of him doing that not really yeah he’s just talking

About like oh don’t even like come in the chat you fell off like go back to playing fortnite and it’s like bro what are you doing you know what I mean it’s like very it’s almost like he’s talking to his inner self interesting like he only attacks the things in other people

That are attackable about him that’s what Dr K would say I’m kind of a therapizer which is why I put them right there vaccine Maxine Arthur’s little sister do you think that part of him fell enough comes from him being vaccinated I would definitely pull this one shut up yeah if

This episode isn’t demonetized already from the beginning I had to when I fired that uh that news intro today dude was that really how much was it can I ask no you can’t ask on a podcast I don’t know if you wanted to be like I actually

Paid 500 it was 175 not bad because I was gonna say it was really good it was really great and I messaged her it and then I also sent a second message that was like this is satire I want you to know that I’m not making you say a weirdness

The transcript and she’s worried it’s like am I part of the problem I was like I want you to know this is to prank our friend this is not this is sad time she was like funny I like it let’s do it I’m like yes you just want 175

Dollars I can I wait we rank ninja yet we haven’t right into it I think you’re [ __ ] smoking [ __ ] balls and penis Brothers I’m taking new data into account I say bottom of c i I’m down with bottom of C no he’s D okay I can put on top of D

What does ninja provide dude he’s a [ __ ] he’s a he’s a he’s a zany one ninja he’s very saying he’s a triple S streamer dude he’s like or AAA streamer that’s what that’s the term what is a triple a gamer what’s the term uh a core gamer no I’m forgetting slime

Uh he’s like uh he’s like Nick a30 right it’s like yeah no Nick a30 rules Nick a30 zest here I think oh crap I think it’s just I’m looking at this tear and I’m like ninjas pencils were probably pretty unchewed in school and they were just what do you ever see

Those kids who just like doesn’t have an oral fixation I think they’re ate their pencils at school and they were just just you don’t think he’s a pencil Aidan Ross was eating his pencils they just got I was the best flag football player in my school energy

Broke he’s got you don’t think that gets us him into at least at lunch if you’re like yo ninja can I get us like a piece of your pizza from the lunch line he’s like give me five bucks oh you know what I mean like that can’t be RC

Oh yeah I think top of D like if I ask I show speak I get some of your pizza he’s like eat it all in two seconds I think he [ __ ] with you and then like after a little bit but then we chop it up but we

Eat some pizza I think ninja is D tier but he’s above Aidan Ross dream being below because he’s a gamer if you’re good at games that automatically I got respect for you right because that’s your people is this is this no I’m not kidding he’s like the other bald guy Northern Line’s interesting

Um because he’s in here for you to pitch to us because neither of us watch it oh you don’t watch this and I know that he is bald Northern lion is a great conversationalist the thing about him he averages eight to ten thousand viewers playing mundane games

The kind of games that I like like super Auto pets eight to ten thousand viewers he’s huge he’s huge he wasn’t huge when I learned about him wow yeah he’s he’s a I mean if he plays some games he’ll get six thousand but new games he’ll get you

See that clip of him talking about us yeah zipper can you Google Reddit Northern lion yard it’ll probably come up yeah it was pretty funny I didn’t know he knew who we were right right and I saw this clip and I was like that’s pretty funny uh he’s an extremely funny

Guy and he’s one of those you ever notice how so he keeps the conversation going oh that’s good I like that he’ll bring a lot of interesting things every single episode like so much that you would feel like you don’t have to do anything I love that he he’s a you know

I like topic episodes is that when there’s like a thing to do it’s so easy to talk for hours you can do this forever but when you have to come and just be funny it’s a little harder yeah I like him this is the clip yeah Prezzo

Are you here this looks like a member of the yard would you buy or sell that take also I think it might look like every member of the yard all at the same time yeah uh but I just stared at that guy and I was like it really does look like

All of us at the same time um I think he’d be a good guess I’ve I’ve seen him talk a little bit I found him from chess oh interesting that’s not his best work I st I didn’t like the chess content so I stopped watching but

I hear so many good things and I like that quality in him what are you getting naked for it’s a little warm in here compared to yesterday hey the other day we were talking on podcasts because we were making fun of Aiden for being shirtless in the office a lot yeah and

He was like it’s just a shirt I’m a shirtless and we’re like we’re in an office right yeah but it’s not right I’ve ever had from what I’ve heard Aiden’s the only one here most of the time I’m here every day are you really now he is okay because I would say if

You’re the only one here this is your domain go shirtless King but if there’s other people here you got to keep the shirt on and we have a woman at the company I’d like to put northern light in a because I don’t have the personal experience if you get to know him he’s easy asked here easy for this yeah this podcast let’s put them above amaranth I like that right there um wait what you’re saying we should switch them zipper feels strongly about zipper

Zipper you know what every time we look at it you know what zipper this is the zipper moment do what you think you should do with it do what you think is right what oh there’s a zipper okay zipper replaces ex-member of the podcast there’s a couple things to talk about here Canon

Zipper speak into a way that is acceptable only those Zips I think zipper would use this we just talk text-to-speech sound which is great comedic timing so we’d be like what do you think he’d be like oh oh cause it’s like a sad zip up or down yeah yeah an opposite is obviously

A happy zip and a down zip is obviously a tattoo right but I think you could be happy with the down zip if you’re like cranking it show your work like if it’s like oh remember that time we we did that fun thing to be like

You know what I mean oh if he’s cranking it he’s cranking it I’m just sitting here jerking yeah zipper is a voyeur we can’t but that would come with a reveal it would come with a reveal and then who’s doing the hard work and for all they know they still think zipper is

One person which is funny oh not the team back there or the whatever is back there you know what I mean yeah it’s actually a Minecraft Redstone Contraption yeah he loved that yeah yeah that’s a big clap um put zipper next to stand so we’re gonna come back to zipper

Oh here see you said well it’s just because I don’t think so I think he knows um all right Ted uh teddle Vision television Ted nivison for the audio listeners who I piss Dodges now um damn I’m thinking of putting Ted is he above or below J slot

Um I think he’s a little below as a podcast host he thinks he’s dead it does a lot of work attention to the me of chuckle sandwich also is a better uh is a better host he sounds like a Family Guy character he does he brings it he brings a nice Bass

He’s got a great is it Timbre is that the word uh the boy the voice yeah he’s got a great uh radio voice he’s got the chopsta podcast uh he’s creative um I think he’s pretty high I think he’s a pretty high person I think he’s very high in eight here

Between Northern line and amaranth Maybe or do we no no but he’s he might be above J slap because he does right above J slap and he’s better host you said it how does episode do can we look at his episode yeah let’s put some

Data put some data into this I feel like we’re just saying anecdotal [ __ ] right like what liberals do let’s be you look like a data guy yeah I’m a data guy except when it runs against my conservative values and then I and then I accept things

In God my data is in prayer right you guys you go to account for the prayer again yeah I forgot about the prayer data that’s my fault I was on a plane in a let’s see Ted nivistan where is it it’s early it’s like episode right I want to say it’s

Episode seven oh he wasn’t in that one 14. nothing wrong 14. wow that’s pretty low 750 000. right uh it’s gonna be so much harder to find if you saw no 700 okay okay right there so Jay Schleich is right above Ted so go scroll down right four videos higher yeah

Um which is pretty good so maybe we should put him four lower we should put him literally where he is on our page right yeah so put put put Ted four lower than J slat because that’s what data because we’re dated driven fact first podcasters first accounting for prayer data don’t care

About your feelings that’s for sure right under Drew Gooden love that between him and Caleb Caleb’s too low hmm we’ll come back to that um all right nut have you met not yet I have not so do you know the story of not nope so no

This is the guy that was on the show The YouTube show that little went to school with is that that guy yeah he was Ludwig’s roommate in college okay but but also kind of not that’s more for the title but they knew they knew each other in college oh they weren’t roommates

They were on the Improv you lied for Content he lied for Content wow yeah first time um nuts a badass guest really that’s funny that was a great guess he was a great guy his episode performed really well he’s if you consider the fact that he is not somebody that people like

Immediately know if you look at his uh episodes views it’s like crazy but it’s because he’s just he he popped off character you know what’s interesting about nut though he’s got kind of that Dax flame is he a character is he not element not that strong like he’s not

Like that slam where it’s like I can’t tell it’s like there is a real person that shines through with him for sure because you can ask him a real question about his life and he answers with the real answer but he’s got a little bit of

That element of like are you doing are you being nut or are you being Cam and I think that you know could we do that forever none of us have that on the show does it run out of gas like eventually he’s when he’s cam who is he we don’t really know

Cam I don’t know if Cam is actually afraid of big waves that’s what you know well no he likes big waves oh he loves big waves he thinks big waves are really cool like in the ocean like like like particularly traffic waves big catastrophic like tsunami waves if he

Watches that YouTube video of the tsunami where it pulls out and he goes oh I [ __ ] love it no yeah but actually but I don’t know if that’s Cam or not right actually with that scenario I understand what he’s talking about yeah yeah I think I’d like to put cam at

The top of the beat here that seems insane but I don’t know the man Maybe you’ve got to go below LP but he did it oh but he’s but I like him no he was just a magical app I see okay okay you know what putting him above Anthony

Padilla is a [ __ ] honor so I’m not gonna feel bad about this anymore because that guy made Smosh it’s true Point Crow Point Crow once said that he would be better than me at Foursquare um and was embarrassingly wrong really yes you guys played Four Square we played it out

Um and he’s okay he’s fine right he’s not on the Olympic American team Rob he was even close to better than you is what you’re saying him and Abby Bagel stepped up to the plate like they were gonna be All-Stars right and they were humbled but I think a lot of that is

Just we’ve seen dodgeball trying to make friends yeah yeah so we are uh The Average Joe’s um and the Australians are like the rich uh and they’re like the teams that are in the background teams getting eliminated yeah when it’s like dodgeball player number four extra is eliminated like there that’s there in

The face of the DodgeBall and like Falls over and people laugh yeah and uh if if you are somewhat good at Foursquare I respect you you’re immune to f d I think uh because it says something about you but Point Crow as a guest do you think he’s

Too Aiden do you think he’s too content brain I yeah I feel like it all the his his skill sets feel very YouTube videoy and less podcast I feel like he brings great I feel like he thrives Less in this environment like podcasting is are the chains that shackle his creativity

Rather than he doesn’t know how to budget I’ve learned that from talking to him he also doesn’t know how to I think Point Crow is and this is the reason why I like him so much and we Vibe the opposite of me like the exact opposite like he’s what

Do you mean like he is like that polish content you know what I mean like he wants to have the idea he wants to do the thing he wants he’s the opposite of you and you think you’re asked here where do you think he is uh F tier with courage [Laughter]

Funnier Point Crow and courage and F or just courageous but he’s not detour I think he’s uh I think he’s high seat here I think that point Crow is below oh interesting but he’s next to me speed Maybe I think speed is great I think you guys are underrated speed I think maybe

Bottom beats should we bump speed up yes I said that I said s tier it’s a song too low no that sounds not too low can you put a Sun at the top of C we put maybe speed bottom B yes at least well I really think about it yeah

To go to an epstein-like island really think about it they’re getting milked our backs are against the wall and we need gen Alpha viewership to bail on the sound he’s screaming for the support of Jesus he’s getting milk so good Logan Paul’s behind him dude you wish you were him

Yeah [ __ ] it put him in be I don’t care or [ __ ] whatever [ __ ] it and then point Crow we have Tyler one and a we have touches he’s gonna be so sad that we put him in the seat here uh Point girl yeah I think bottom of BT is also good

Let’s put him with a bottle would be I like but it makes me feel better uh Pokemon Pokemon I don’t think knows our names ah no um no like definitely not which is funny I think you know what’s funny is I I I had a sort of short exercise in this

Because I think she um she’s as described to me by Ludwig a little bit is kind of just out there living her best life yes she doesn’t have to is it doesn’t have to stick it out in the trenches of the streaming Community really anymore not anymore it

Doesn’t show up to like that much stuff I would say right um and I’ve only seen her at one event unlike all these other streamers the only time I’ve met her uh was uh besides streamer Awards was at chess boxing and I actually met her there right and she didn’t know my name

But she knew that I worked and was friends with Ludwig right so she’s she’s Vaguely Familiar and I feel like she’s she’s you know respectful in that regard her life has moved on but she’s respectful I think I feel like she’s just she’s maybe

Above it all and not in it not in a way where she doesn’t give us credit and is like you know she doesn’t need our podcast she would not be us yeah she wouldn’t be sure it would not add value to her life so she would refuse which makes me want her

On the Pod more right that makes her value because now she’s like oh she’s like bad boy do we get all the Pokemon fans yep and she can [ __ ] talk bro she talks for hours on stream and I love uh she has good takes on drama Pokey

Opinions she hit a mortal and violent ones oh yeah she’s actually kind of nasty yeah all right me either [Laughter] I love it uh uh um Pokemon she’s already a woman on show woman on show women on show is good two good podcasts already that she’s been on I feel like she was

Like on a lot of the higher performing offline TV episodes right and then she also uh that podcast with Miss Kim she did yeah that’s so that’s such a dive what we just had her hey this song’s a podcaster yeah on a similar show I’ll be at a stinky or dustier show I

Can steal our [ __ ] set if okay that’s patreon it looks a lot like our patreon oh why is all the text and like wording like the exact same time uh someone on the Reddit said it’s not hello my baby hello my darling it’s hello my honey yeah hello my baby hello

My darling hello my ragtime Ragtime I thought it was darling but they were saying it’s a Berenstein thing oh it might be oh what’s the name of it is that Mandel effect right yeah I don’t [ __ ] know that’s all I got I I know everything to this the embarrassing

Thing is a Mandela effect thing yes yeah that’s true but I’m just saying I can’t help you anymore I’m bound my phone now you guys figure out what I brought up and I’m gonna be on my phone okay top of C I’ll take that cutie Cinderella how

Many names do we got here so I’m gonna piss my pants you’re gonna piss your pants we’re almost done we have one more line It’s not darling that’s crazy because someone on the subreddit was like why does Nick say hello my darling I saw that all these people were like wait I remember it as darling yeah she did it as darling dude it’s Mandela that’s crazy differ also that’s crazy I also thought

It was darling why do we all know that that’s from like a Looney Tunes episode right hey stance go to the [ __ ] house for the immersion dude we actually just included you can include that Parker that’s relevant yeah we had we had to cut for just a moment

Because uh uh Stan’s had to pee and you know oh hey it’s Stan you know what they make me do when I need to pee you should pee in the room I said you have to pee on the setup no but the first time you peed on

The wall I heard it was just because you thought it was a podcast different yeah that’s different that’s weird no that was hey let’s get that you just really like you and now I just kind of like you that’s more mean than dislike you now

Yeah I prepped that P bit so much okay how much water I drank it was crystal clear pee so the third and final member of the fear and podcast so a couple great things going for her right now woman on show yes that’s big um Ludwig’s dead so the energy she

Brings might be off right the first episode the first few episodes with cutie are gonna be tough because he’s dead he’s like he’s it’s like you’re getting milked so it’s like you may as well which isn’t as bad as yeah but it’s definitely bad but it’s

Close right it’s up there well I guess I guess we should is he dead well we don’t know he’s dead I guess he could be dead he’s currently being milk she’s probably distressed yeah because he’s on the island that’s so are we and if he wants to raise

Objectively or is it in our universe of our friends are missing but there’s two different cuties stands you decide as a new member of the podcast you decide in the universe in the universe that’s tough that bumps her down oh not that low but it definitely

No I don’t think she’s fine it works she is a podcaster I can’t even greedy she’s a multi-podcast she saved fearing yeah and I think that she’s one of the only women on this list that I feel like we could maintain our Grime level and she would mesh really well oh yeah and

So you know theoretically she’d be above amaranth she’d have a bunch of ideas of what we could do but post milked Ludwig small leak we’re working on a little some some right now and I messaged Duty about this in uh because about dates and then even within the small span of that

Conversation she had a bunch of good suggestions and Cutie’s not even a part of our podcast right now right right she was giving you the sauce yeah and she was already dripping the sauce into my DMs right don’t say it like that the sauce I think I think I think cutie is

The queen of the B tier assuming she will be incredibly stressed from Ludwig’s milking seeing her next to nut makes me feel like this is a Farsi that’s great you have to keep Ludwig it’s like can you really bring your hundred percent when your boyfriend is is trapped on the

Island getting milked always having a great time is that crazy to say you think um retweeted and it looked good what if she would be like stoked that lubbing’s gone like what if we’re just assuming she’d be stressed but she’d kind of be like finally but she’s free of the old ball

And chains exactly and she’s seen every single episode of the yard self-proclaimed oh wow including patreon so she would she would just jump right in she was the best background yeah and our wine about it episode kind of killed I would say asked here I want to go on weed about it

It’s fine everybody’s fighting for weed about it privileges uh I’m down to put her top it’s tough it’s tough because she’s stressed she’s gonna be she’s gonna be B if she’s if she’s on her game she’s gonna be yeah above tyler1 below your friend okay it’ll be she’ll like it’ll be funny

When she finds out she’s below will Caleb is on a successful podcast of his own just to be clear yeah Caleb is Nick’s friend yeah yeah so he’s fine with that um I’m putting them a day but dude he would be just so incoherent and awesome it would be that’s the

Problem is xqc at his Peak is so [ __ ] funny he’s really funny but the problem is we’re at the lows so often which is just not being here he is clearly the owner of the seat here clearly did we talk about how he didn’t show up

To juice are we allowed to talk about that um I’m down to talk about oh yeah multiple times yeah I picked him up hey sure I had to pick him up that’s insane yeah that’s insane that atriak had to go into the house to wake him up to get him

To go to his show if you want him on the pods with him think about this we get a podcast with him for like eight hours and he wouldn’t even know oh yeah that would be a short pod that would be like he’d be like guys you

Guys guys keep going and he’d be on all our patreon stuff because actually I got to drive him to juice a couple times uh and he’s a good conversationalist I cannot in good conscience put him above Clint and Hassan no no we gotta keep mango together okay yeah that’s fine that’s fine this

Is good I feel good about this yeah and then you know what see I’m beginning to realize that c tier is pretty much all people that we think would be good but we just don’t think would show up yeah she’s the absentee tier yeah and a healthy gamer I think I think healthy

Gamer and bloody teeth can you rename the tear can you rename it absent father yeah because it’s like we want them to be our father but they’re not home they’re not here they went out for cigarettes 10 years ago yeah um I think we keep it above D still and

Then B tier no we’ll end the tears at the end uh go go go down I think beats the concert I love soda soda is also an absent father tier I don’t think he would give a [ __ ] yeah put soda above Point crew put soda above Dr k

Oh Mango’s Gonna Love where he’s at he’s between soda and Clint yeah he’s gonna be real happy about that here um actually dude it’s Loki hard to be in this is that is that Aiden come on that’s you dude that’s the best you look like did Archie do this you look like a

You look like you’re on the oh no wait alternate skin Aiden I found it oh wait but it is real photo it is a real photo of me that’s me at HTC Throwdown okay no Aiden’s not on the list because Aiden’s still on the show so Aiden’s not but it makes a courage

He’s putting me next to stance at the bottom uh or put me an F uh shroud it’d be a different show D tier I don’t think yeah I don’t I put I don’t think shroud would want to be here or be interested in being here he just wants

To play games yeah yeah I put him above above ninja but ninjas ninja would be better at podcasting he would win a ninja ninja uh soup dog a streamer uh he’s the king of Beats here I mean I mean you already bring the chill ass vibes

He would definitely make me a less of a chill Viber I’d look pretty high strong next to Snoop Dogg yeah um but we I I don’t feel great about putting Snoop Dogg in the absent father tier now you guys and he always it’s it’s funny because as

Somebody who presents as like so laid back and chill all the time he has a really really cool way of telling stories like he’s always and and he’s just lived an extraordinary life right so he always has some like anecdote to bust out I like that yeah I think I think it’s

Next to not two rappers oh um squeaks Bazinga um squeaks is a tier for sure we ended the podcast I immediately said not to him but to them privately I think that was our best guest in terms of performance oh wow I think it was the

Best guess we’ve ever had in terms of like bouncing off of that the person and back right uh it was just we could have gone for two more hours um squeaks his eight here I would like to put squeaks above above J slat that’s high up on the list maybe above Carl

I can see it put him above Carl I think and then just just below will because he’s bald true and that has to count against him because a cap um stavrus Stavros you know stuff oh I’ve seen funny clips on Tick Tock so Stavros was one of my favorite episodes It’s so

Funny because I think star the stop episode might still be my favorite episode but it’s also one of the most hated really my fans it’s the most polarizing people either love it or really most polarized because his his style of Comedy yeah give me a little bracelet we’re somehow gonna make

Eating [ __ ] the punch line right or or sucking penis the punchline and then and then he laughs really loud um which I love him for he laughs really loud which is good for a podcast Dave sent us cookies that him and his mom made together for Christmas and he does

It every year yeah really yeah and then he sent us a nudie calendar yep of him yeah yeah tasteful full [ __ ] and ball no it’s covered no it’s tasteful tasteful yeah um Stavros man but he already kind of did the come Town thing you think he’s over it but he

Does podcasts now though he’s already doing podcasts now but he wants to be the host yeah that’s fine I don’t think he would be a good the host of The Yard podcast I think he sees it he is very seasoned he’s definitely a high tier

Stavros goes in he goes in B because I want him but the fans don’t want him Ah that’s true that’s fair that’s her he doesn’t help us with the fans put him above nut I’m not putting him below Logan Paul I can’t believe Logan Paul and stop are

In the same tea right now summoning salt I thought this would come earlier in the tearless it’s fun it’s weird at the end maybe a little weirder at the end you want my you want my [ __ ] yeah straight yeah dude every so many install video is the [ __ ] same dude it is so

I I stopped watching this video one-dimensional Daniel oh that’s crazy you’re saying oh history is the same recording themes that is the straws and tribulations and then and then he did the cut fast it doesn’t have to do with the content it’s not oh you’re back you can make

What he you can absolutely tell the stories of what he is talking about in a compelling and interesting way right but his formula has been cut and paste for so long right I do think the quality of it it’s gone a little better where actually that’s one of my favorite Parts

Love the intro I actually feel like I’m at home almost makes me feel like oh maybe this one podcast ran for about two and a half years since their members were milked for their vaccines I think unless you are really interested I this is after watching him for a long time

The formula just got really stale and I only watched the videos now if it’s about a game I am like uniquely interested in whereas like I think before I used to watch them all right new 70s but the formula ran dry really quick you use it if you watch a 30

Minute watch watch like four 30 minutes I mean it’s all videos back to back and then listen to how many times he said he uses the same phrases in words within the same video over and over it’s comfortable again that’s not it’s not covering it’s bad writing it’s bad

Writing this is what Anthony would tell you this is bad [ __ ] script writing this is even I know that as somebody who went to his college as I went to a college English class and I learned that you cannot use the same [ __ ] sentence templates over

I literally I tuned out for like a minute it was crazy I feel like and maybe you know what you get your one time you place them thank you thank you it would be he would be and also also he doesn’t you know has there been a face do we know what

Summoning salt looks like when you come on the show I have no idea one probably knows it looks like yeah can you Google somebody insult face reveal I’m putting him in the top of d uh top of d it’s gonna look so funny because like Anyway move on somebody’s healthy Aiden signed off

Um oh and we’re we’re at the egg three so uh man so now we’re looking at so now we ignore Aiden’s zipper and now we just we just decide where does stands go in this list objectively objectively Aiden he’s not in the decisions our best friends are being sucked and

[ __ ] and they probably have coveted because they’re not vaccinated are we gonna save them and they’re not seriously not places you said four times that’s the line you tell me the right but you can’t tune in uh where does stands exist on this list I think he’s right above tyler1.

Oh oh that tracks next to Beauty Cinderella but under cutie Cinderella uh yeah I think that that tracks really well and I didn’t want to have to you know break it to you this way but because you’re on the ranking it means you’re off the show

It was a good run because he’s only in consideration for the show now right and you’re gonna go to Sea Dog and Michael Reeves and then will Neff and squeaks and then approach these people one at a time to get them to come on our show so I need to pray for

All of them except two or all of them except one because one of them can take a spot we have a really important thing to decide now okay that we’re at the end of the episode we’re trying to replace one person well I guess you’re off you’re back on

I’m back we’re trying to replace one person but we have two in the S2 oh if we had to pick so who are we picking the B on the yard my vote is in my head and we’re gonna say them all at the same time you guys ready the three members

Of the yard three members of the yard podcast shares in the company as established as of today this is perfect now yeah three two one Michael Reeves what’d you say Connor two Connors and a Michael Reeves it’s a special place in my heart guys we can’t get him we we

Take it Connor together we can steal him from the other podcast he’s on you can’t get caught but Conor doesn’t live here no he has a bigger Puck and he’s a bigger thing imagine V tuber Connor is like a member no it’s not cool where they talk

About anime of course ours is cooler but they’re more famous there are more food there are more famous you guys are smoking for not picking Michael I wasn’t thinking about the practicality of it I was just thinking about how how we have to do a show they’re dead Aidan

Sweet sweet voice you ever think about that were you thinking about that at all what about when he pronounce it remember when he read the longest Welsh Town what do I have to do to begin to the Michael side uh you actually might have sold me

With he lives in this city that’s big you were out voted LA traffic and that is democracy and a Michael Reeves welcome to the yard podcast can’t wait to have you bro can’t wait to hang out Michael it’s gonna be another time who would like to be on the yard podcast

A relatively sized podcast nominated for a streamy award oh I saw Ludwig’s face oh I’m gonna I won’t say that hey everyone thanks for watching VR sorry the other guys couldn’t be here like you saw they’re on covet Island and uh stands promote one thing uh I’ll do the

Hot ones thing uh this camera this camera this camera uh anything you want you like it you hate it you gotta rate it what do you want to say what the [ __ ] did that mean that was like four shows okay got it got it uh I stream on Twitch Twitter TV stands

Send us clients all right if you want to see if you want to see us dig into stanz’s psyche for about an hour it is weird to do this if you hated this podcast guess what in the premium episode where we talked to him for another hour uh because they still have

Covet in that one so hey everyone thanks for watching the Pod and until next time oh that rolled right off your European all over fashion is what I should say I’m just kidding constantly it doesn’t matter if we change the roster it doesn’t matter who’s sitting here I

Thought because Anthony was gone it might change a little bit and I’m [ __ ] I’m getting messages in the yard Discord about Ludwig doing like